Minecraft but SIMON SAYS…

Is Simon says the game is simple if Simon says it players have to do it if you don’t you’re dead only Simon doesn’t always like to play fair who will win oh he’s so cute I like him oh that’s because he’s shorter than you hi my name is Simon hi Simon

Hi hi Simon he wants to play a game yeah that’s why we’re here Simon this is the game I like games well it’s Simon Says biggest butt win oh I am in I mean what collect TP to get your butt bigger yeah let’s do it toilet paper can’t move but you can jump

Okay okay toilet paper you’re Laughs this is great I am down for the butts where are the butts guys oh mine is big oh no oh no guys I’m not letting you you think you got big butt look at it what’s your butt yeah I’m tall I don’t know but I I mean I think I have a pretty respectable booty oh man you’re really good at collecting that TP Pierce oh you know one more for the road It was all a dream Simon Says jump over the books boogers [Applause] Hey Casey I hear Pink goes great with green what Nobody Does it oh no come on down to two all right yeah that was disgusting oh no it felt kind of cool actually oh okay all right yeah that was disgusting boogers were gross uh no more of that please what’s next Simon what’s

Next Simon Says get the kitty at the top what the kitty yeah oh that oh okay got it starts okay I don’t count Palace you started too early got this you got this I mean I got this oh I got this too see me hopping and going out of the way

I fell too oh Mr Kitty looks like you’re all mine of course I did okay Simon what you need yeah Mr bowl cut what do you got Simon says don’t touch poop ew nobody wanted to talk okay don’t get poop on you oh no no no no no

No no no no we can’t move we can’t move into oh we can jump we can jump we can jump get up pick it up I don’t know yes I got you you can’t cheat it turns out again it’s very generous there but I feel like maybe yes thank you you’ve got the juice I guess wait no no no don’t touch me yeah he’s King all right King of the Kaka oh need two showers now okay it’s

Relatively clean all right Simon what’s next all right guy what do you got punch the person to your left okay Simon didn’t say Ian yeah yeah dummy that was your only warning do not do that again Wait what is the elf though what what or else I don’t think we want to find out okay jump off this Cliff what wait okay Hey wait wait he didn’t say Simon Says Casey that was your only warning do not do that again or else I’m sorry oh foreign what do we do next reveal your most embarrassing secret oh sounds easy I still sleep with the teddy bear yelling at me I talked about this tell

Them so we need to reveal an embarrassing secret yes Simon said it but it doesn’t mean he said it just that will be your final warning you will be eliminated oh You’re back oh wait what oh the mark of the Skelly boy the what I don’t know what that means but it can’t be good in hardcore mode Ian don’t die again All right Simone you took out one of our friends what else you doing Simon it’s not his name you’re gonna make a man Simon says save the babies from the fire oh baby Save the baby the baby say the baby I love my babies all right I got so many babies I can’t uh you don’t save the babies till you get them out of the house go go go go go go go go go go go go go go guys

Toss the babies out of the streets Get some more babies over here babies over here all right God I’m gone I’m gone I got another baby yeah 36 babies look at all the babies Oh I gotta get more babies where are you finding the playoff babies they need more of them there’s a lot of

Babies oh my gosh look at all these babies wow baby trapped behind the cupboard you can’t hurt me baby yeah baby oh big big baby and I save one for me look nurses [Laughter] Oh Yeah guys come on I knew hefters were good for something I refuse I’ve got hamsters stop now guys right here do you have any hamsters yes I do oh sure yeah what are you gonna use I got two of these very well oh here we go yeah yeah oh

My God it’s upstairs now can we um I know the poor hamsters yeah okay can I move it with you you’ll be a hamster Food and free water bottle you got it sounds like a good deal all right okay okay all right stand in there uh Simon Says Oh awesome his house what oh right here oh wow in my very special oh I think we’re gonna get all stop you guys yeah yeah it’ll be very easy you seem very excited no no no no no you stopped that everyone’s goal also how did he get your gold

Oh what is it I gotta lock it up better what’s going on oh they’re so flippy oh let me just do a little bit oh can you please stop we have a lot of time left for this what do we do now uh oh I know we do

Oh yeah you’re gonna have to catch us if you want your gold packs guys guys just go hide at my house I got cool stuff I got I got it I know where he keeps it let’s let’s rebuild pictures oh the gold is gone all right Simon what do you say Simon says eat the peppers eat the peppers what’s the peppers what pepper people Peppers Pepper eating no Peppers hope you can handle the heat the game starts

In three oh there’s a paperwork pepper oh wait once Yes All right we got a lot of time [Applause] oh That’s pretty cool oh what’s the ER well yeah well maybe maybe we’ll show you up here come on okay that was fun all right what’s next Simon try your worst song calm down a little bit here that was your only warning what do you mean okay

All right let’s get a real one now Simon says flip the most tiles I said it he said it Simon said it let’s talk about titles oh walk over blocks to make him yours oh I love this game I love this game we got it [Applause] [Laughter] start covering mine up Right right come on we’re gonna get all this right here guys nobody is painted this area oh it’s oh my I’m so handsome you know I could stare at my face I see you no no it’s a legitimate strategy I’m just doing my thing you know I see a lot of red down here I don’t know oh no no don’t pay attention to the red pears I mean no two Okay hungarian’s got an advantage he’s got the biggest butt yeah thank you yeah Oh I don’t like this all right let’s see uh Foreign [Applause] Simon said avoid Bowser what was that even me not even here Oh look it’s on me oh oh I like red but that’s weird back on the Hub yeah we’re back here but what about Bowser oh like this oh my God where do we go where do we go all right all right Bowser have a blast in here nice

Nailed it in one um is he gone like Gone Gone oh I didn’t mean to just kind of happen I’m sorry oh Simon Simon we’re having enough of your games you’re mean yeah I’m done with you you’ll be removed whoa whoa we didn’t do anything wrong oh

Whoa is he gone is he gone stop shooting at my house