Minecraft but Spongebob Custom Hearts

Minecraft butt what the is that a giant pineapple house spongebob custom hearts help someone needs help it came from inside the pineapple house maybe whoever lives there can explain what’s going on here i’m gonna get your butt for sure what the hell who is this fish bully chasing

Some man sponge this place just gets weirder please help me mister i don’t want my butt to get kicked by this bully i got better things to do like getting us home stop purple butt looks real kickable you’re next don’t objectify me i have a name it’s zen purple but

That’s it take this i’ll show you whose butt is kickable beauty purple butt guy is so weak ah he pushed me away damn he’s strong guys some help here [Laughter] really y’all just gonna stand there and laugh at me you see her sorry man you’re

Getting beat up by a fish it’s a little funny seriously does nobody have my back here i got you crap he grabbed the room by his throat so easily another butt to kick no he threw maroon crap he’s coming for me first time getting your butt kicked

We’ve eaten literal gods and here we are getting wrecked by a fish this can’t be it yes anastasia threw a vase at him here’s my chance to get away oh yeah i’ll kick a girl’s butt too crap he’s chasing anastasia she accidentally tripped on that barbell and she’s tumbling like a bowling ball

What the did that wall just reveal a secret door sponge man you had an escape room the whole time and you didn’t say anything i didn’t know that was there i swear too much talking not enough butt kicking quick into the secret room he’s fast oh no maroon’s butt

Oh wow so this is really a secret basement huh and what’s up with all these sponges oh no these bodies must be from the great sponge war did this guy just say sponge war a long time ago there was a war in bikini bottom it was

A real massacre the army of can you stop having a flashback we have bigger issues here brah we need something to help us beat the fish that’s obsessed with butts what’s that over there one of the nine original ingredients for the ultimate krabby patty what the

Hell’s a krabby patty oh well here goes nothing yo fam you good i’m fine what are you talking about look at you there’s hundreds of holes in you what the hell why are there holes in my body i’m melting looks like you figured out how to open the door uh oh

One picking time no oh no this is it for me huh that didn’t hurt at all what are you looking for the floods look at this looks like whatever was in that cauliflower gave me special sponge absorption powers my turn now let’s see how you like getting your butt kicked take this

That’s it looks like it’s not even that bad to get your butt kicked varun you want your butt kicked next Whoops maybe butt kicking is quite lethal after all so what was up with that cauliflower anyways i don’t know but if someone knows about superpowers that would be mr krabs he’s the smartest and richest man in bikini bottom so this is the krusty krab welcome to the krusty

Krab i can’t wait to take your money i mean for you to taste our krabby patties mr krabs this customer found one of the original krabby patty ingredients where is it i ate it you what yeah and it gave me these weird sponge powers now

Can you tell me what the hell is a krabby patty oh my all right boy show him a burger all of his hype just for a burger i’ll be the judge of this oh my this is incredible i’m not gonna lie this is pretty tasty the krabby patty never disappoints is

Your friend okay more i need more no problem how would you like to pay uh we don’t have any money no money you damn freeloaders how do you expect me to keep the lights on if i just hand out these delicious krabby patties for free

Hey hey we’re sorry what can we do for you well now that you mention it once upon a time that was the ultimate krabby patty this krabby patty was so tasty that if you ate it you literally gained special powers my great grandfather decided this was too much power for any

One man to have so he hid the original nine ingredients even from me these nine ingredients are scattered across secret locations in bikini bottom whoever finds and eats all of them will be able to recreate the ultimate krabby patty so i’ve been looking for these ingredients for years

I even made a map of where they are no matter what i need to gather these ingredients to stop the ultimate krabby patty from falling into the wrong hands and since you owe me money for the paddings you just ate you can just collect the ingredients for me damn it i

Guess we do owe him but i can’t help but feel like we’re getting swindled here whatever let’s just take a look at this map what the there’s an ingredient right here in the krusty krab a secret door but if there was an ingredient here all along why didn’t he

Just go get it himself come on that nice crab gave us a meal we need to repay our debt whoa this room is filled with money it’s like a bank or something money wait you probably shouldn’t touch anything yet this dude is crazy about the money wait what’s that is that a

Dead bubble fish ew don’t tell me this is the second original ingredient i’ll just be taking this huh it won’t budge someone’s holding on to it is that a hand pouch what is that thing it’s like a giant unhygienic slime ball varun don’t touch it maybe he’s friendly

No that damn thing just ate maroon he was so young it had so much potential not really but still so sad wow i’m floating theme what are you still alive i think so i just feel dirtier i do not want to be trapped inside a dirty bubble with varun for eternity

That sounds even worse than death no offense for roone time to use my sponge skin crap his slimy body can grab me even with my sponge skin oh no bam it’s warm and cozy in here wait oh no crap look being in there is causing

Varun to grow warts this is it for me wait it’s a bubble what’s your point a bubble can be popped they’re right we just need a sharp object or a loud sound and the most annoying sound that i know is quick yes you’re in anastasia stack the money up around us

What are you doing with my money so varun i hear there’s a girl somewhere in bikini bottom that might like you [Applause] yes it worked varun’s voice bounced off the walls and caused the bubble to burst now time to eat this thing here we go whoa i can transform into a giant

Balloon fish after that whole fiasco this is gonna be useful wow it’s so pretty man anastasia’s always running around on these adventures with me maybe when we get paid for mr krabs i could buy her that purse it’s right up there i can’t believe the next ingredient was right

Beside the pineapple house the whole time what do you want we need to search through your house and find a possible secret basement that may contain a special ingredient i’m not buying i wasn’t trying to sell you anything we gotta be more personable fam people don’t always like when you’re so direct

What how’s it going fam so uh how do you like the weather you know what the weather is pretty nice today really now he slammed the door again are you for real doesn’t he know we’re the good guys let’s try it again that’s enough sometimes you just gotta

Kick the door down wait do you hear that is that a clarinet playing maybe this guy’s so rude because he’s lonely i’ve got a plan for the last time get lost sorry bro we just heard this beautiful melody was that you playing the clarinet hmm don’t just stay there

Come in yes it worked operation flattered the grumpy squid guy success i call this nick song everybody sucks Keep him distracted damn it caught me sorry all right i think i’m good now where could there be a secret pathway hmm last time it was a cash register maybe this time it could be the phone but what would the password be 1999 let’s give it a shot yes it worked

What’s going on here wait a second you tricked me you never wanted to hear me play clarinet sorry bruh the game is the game let’s go guys we got an ingredient to find this room is filled with clarinets it’s like a massive music store i can’t believe the squid guy didn’t even know

This existed right under him oh my gosh i’m in heaven there that’s the pointiest shiniest french fry i’ve ever seen and i love fries delicious huh a magic french fry appeared in my inventory what does it do i drew a sword with this pencil and it became real these powers are getting

Crazier and crazier i can’t even imagine what kind of powers the ultimate krabby patty would give you close the door behind you right i didn’t who was the last one in i thought it was one of those self-closing doors fam get behind me bruh i’ll protect us not that stupid

Circle you drew i used to think it was stupid too but trust me you need to get inside this circle i already got three krabby patty powers i got this bam maybe we should listen to splint worm how is standing inside a circle gonna protect you against a bear that’s

The stupidest superstition i ever heard you know what will protect us a shield come at me tough guy yes a laser gun modern problems require modern solutions got him how’s it over there in that circle feeling a little cramped you can come out now damn turn around okay okay fine please no more

Are you for real bro because of the circle man this place doesn’t make any sense at all i learned mind lesson two once from a wise little sponge now get out of my house before you make even more of a mess this is it map says so really a

Retirement home what are we gonna find in there some used denture wow those two old guys are really going at it i said i’m tired of you trying to make decisions for me hey guys guys what’s happening nothing seems like a mermaid man is the protector of this next ingredient so

Which one of you is mermaid man you’re looking at him son seriously they left an old geezer in charge of one of the original ingredients hey show some respect to your elders why it looks like he’d fall over if the wind blew too hard that’s okay missy i’ve dealt with tons of misbehaved

Youngsters in my superheroing days i can handle him you sure about that the map says this mermaid man is the key to unlocking the secret room i can’t risk just telling him what we’re here for because he might turn us down just like squidward we’ll have to secretly get it

Out of him i know a super hero eh wow you must have so many incredible victory stories of course are you sure about that yes yes i am sure how about operation duck i forgot about that one operation shoot it oh wow this is so interesting please tell us more

One eternity later finally operation sea kelp i said it was an exception wait we did have one successful mission remember operation sponge war we aren’t supposed to talk about that huh what’s going on it worked the secret door is open let’s go what do you know after all these years another adventure

Has found me look at all these trophies maybe this guy was a hero after all thanks for the services mermaid i’m gonna cry finally after listening to you tell all those stories i thought you were trying to burn me to death who said that what the if mermaid man is a

Superhero then this guy must be right my arch nemesis let’s cut the formalities blanket wants the ingredients so you weren’t for plankton huh this is worse than i thought all right gramps you fought this guy before so what’s the plan what the he just one shot our superhero

With his laser crap i need to create some cover while we figure out a plan there everybody get behind this what’s a plankton and why did the old man say that’s so bad we need answers barnacle guy lying to this mr crab’s nemesis more importantly his ancestors and mr krabs

Ancestors fought over the original krabby patty recipe for decades until the sponges stepped in and divided the nine ingredients we’ve been charged to protect just one of them what then why did mr krabs tell us he’s trying to protect the recipe everyone split up he can’t get us all at

Once damn we’re like sitting ducks we need to shoot back wait that’s it you’re not the only one with a laser gun ah he shut my hand and i’ll shoot you another one too if you don’t get out of my way wait those trophies they’re reflective so maybe

Everyone hide behind the trophies if we all get behind these trophies when he tries to shoot us again with his laser yes it worked the trophy deflected his laser back at him now i need to get to the next ingredient before he recovers a meatloaf finally some good news

How is this meatloaf belt gonna beat a giant man ray it’s a tickle belt you’ve got to attach it to him damn it i’ve got to attach it to him but how are we going to get close wait what if yasir anastasia on my mark three two

One go if we all charge him together then he got anastasia on your left he got you sear too but now that both of his hands are busy too bad you aren’t men octopus because he only got two arms got him tickle belt successfully attached uh hello nothing’s happening crap buffer fish

It broke my fall wait yes the tickle belt worked wait no he’s still coming towards us even though he’s laughing something invisible just crashed into mammary and took him out gramps i thought you were gone oh you had a lot to learn kiddo i merely faced my death

And waited for the right opportunity to take out man ray what do you know maybe this guy is a legit superhero after all wait what’s that a blueprint for nanobots this is serious whoever this plankton guy is he really wants this burger this is it but

What it says it’s mr krabs house first one of the ingredients was hidden inside the krusty krab then we found out mr krabs lied about the sponge war now another ingredient is hidden inside his house something isn’t right hi how can i help you so mr krabs sent me to my dad

Sent you to me yes wait mr krabs is her dad but she’s a whale and he’s a crap everything seems pretty normal so far and she’s being cooperative maybe we should just be upfront i have to search for a secret basement in your house can you help me

Room it’s not a secret room silly i’ll take you there this is too easy something feels off or maybe i’m just being paranoid whoa you guys have a root cellar right over here this place is just filled with a bunch of barrels i don’t see where there could

Be a secret room whoa one of the barrel taps activates the secret door but why would mr krabs have this built inside his own house now that i’m thinking about it why didn’t he just gather these ingredients by him Baroon crap i knew something wasn’t right she just kidnapped our guy and trapped us in here damn it we need to get the ingredient and escape what the there’s a bunch of doodle drawings all over the place there the ingredient keep your eyes open people we’re walking

Around in a death trap what the hell one of the doodles came to life it’s like a living drawing of spongebob but he seems way more sinister pearl brought me new friends to play with what he controls some kind of paper airplanes how did their nose is so sharp i can’t let them

Hit me i gotta shoot them down crap they’re going for the others i gotta protect them puffer fish that hurt why are you doing this plankton promised if i collect all the ingredients he will make me into a real sponge so this guy is working for plankton the same way we’re working for

Mr krabs there the next ingredient the thinnest yellow cheese what am i supposed to do with thin cheese wait if he’s a living doodle then maybe i won’t let you help the evil mr krabs obtain the ultimate krabby patty did he just say ah evil mr krabs i need to get close

To him first luckily he’s not the only one who can create yes i’ve got my own paper airplane up up and away his planes are hot on my tail crap they’re faster because they’re smaller it’s now or never phew since he was a drawing i could trap

Him inside this cheese since it’s close enough to paper still why did doodlebobs say that mr krabs was evil don’t forget pearl still has varun if she’s mr crab’s daughter why is she working against us unless yeah she must be with plankton too but why would his own daughter betray him

This is it the next location driving school how do people drive cars underwater you know what never mind wait look it’s pearl and she’s got varun you’re a little too late loser damn we’re never gonna catch her if we’re on foot we’ll need a car too ma’am

We need a car so we can catch pearl yeah she didn’t just break in and steal from her driving school boy but what but you don’t have your driver’s license i can’t give you a car without that well uh what if you came with us like a driving exam

Not so fast pearl you’re going to give us that ingredient and arun yeah him too she’s tossing things onto the road i gotta swerve yes i avoided the explosions but no the map what she threw an entire line of spikes onto the road this is bad our tires will go flat

Unless i draw wings how about a flying boat car run jump yes you see her got him we did it yes here’s our chance just gotta speed up we’re so close stop what it’s a stop sign but she’s getting away where’s your rules mister and you don’t have your license yet mr krabs

Sure isn’t gonna be happy to hear that we couldn’t get all the ingredients and we lost the map fam what the the krusty krab it’s i’ve destroyed some kind of battle is going on here what is that i’m here help me i told you my evil nemesis

Plankton was coming for me evil you must be joking right i’m not sure what lie this old crab has told you but it’s time you hear the truth long ago when my great grandpa immigrated to this land he had nothing he lived on scraps he wanted to build something for himself there

Were years and years of experimenting he eventually did it he created the ultimate krabby patty but his greedy neighbor mr crab’s great grandpa was jealous instead of creating something for himself one night he stole the recipe from my great grandpa is this true mr krabs that was so long ago who

Even knows what’s true at this point even if his great-grandpa wronged your great-grandpa revenge won’t change anything still defending this old crab haven’t you ever wondered why he’s sending you to gather the ingredients instead of doing it himself wait that’s true why mr krabs well cause you owed me

Money and uh whoever eats the nine original ingredients will learn the original recipe but maybe uh also gets poisoned as well and will die in six months what so you sent me to get poison for you enough of this i’ve stalled you for long enough what is that a giant

Mechanical crab oh no this is bad the giant plankton and crab are fighting forget good and evil there’s no such thing give me the recipe boy i will pay you so much money that you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams no give it to me i am the rightful owner of that

Recipe damn it what do i do no matter what i’m doomed i guess i might as well give it to crabs at least don’t pay me and i can buy anastasia that purse no don’t give it to either of them what is that spongebob what’s he doing here and he’s with pearl

After you all left the secret room in my house i looked around more and i learned the truth a long time ago my great-grandpa found out plankton’s true plan he knew the krabby patty was so delicious he would take over bikini bottom as the most popular restaurant in

Town then he would insert his nanobots into each burger and once everyone had eaten at least one of his burgers he would turn them all on and brainwash all of bikini bottom the ultimate krabby baddie was just too much power for anyone to have so my great grandpa

Gathered the sponges and fought against both the planktons and the crabs to split up the nine ingredients and keep them hidden from both of them so pearl was working with spongebob this entire time wait if i’ve already got six of the nine ingredients then if we manage to

Get out of here then neither plankton or mr krabs can ever complete the recipe i’ve got it okay now i just need a way to charge this and there happens to be two giant mechs fighting over there hey you’re both fighting each other when i’ve got most of the ingredients if you

Want him come at me bruh he’s right here they go they’re aiming and now yes they charge the portal machine good luck putting together the nine ingredients now