Minecraft but Structures are Portals

So I’ve been hearing rumors about this uh thing some sort of like amazing Secret inside of Minecraft’s code people are calling it The McGuffin no one has found the MacGuffin yet but apparently there’s Secrets inside of structures where’s the McGuffin tell me where it is it’s just a Wither Rose but we’re

Looking for some what the heck yeah there’s a secret trap door under this bed dude oh heck yeah this has got to be one of the secrets to find the McGuffin are there bad guys in here I heard zombies what is going on down here somebody’s got a secret base okay we got

Some potatoes some apples an emerald Shield all right this might be helpful oh my gosh that’s so cool all right I’m gonna go find some other Secrets here uh maybe I’ll sleep it off excuse me boys you mind if I sleep in here this is not

A house it’s fine I shall sleep here with the cows oh good morning cow uh this looks normal so I’m gonna check for Clues inside of structures and my goal is to be the first person to find this mysterious McGuffin it could be the next Herobrine and guys I found something

Kind of weird it looks like a stack of Bones what the heck Hello damp note gross if only I had a way to drain this water I wouldn’t have died of starvation uh I don’t know what that means Mr random skeleton bone man but sure I will

Help you uh make this well dry he wants me to drain the water uh okay Mr bone man I drained the water is that helpful what the heck oh my goodness oh my goodness what is going on oh that scared me dude all right well clearly something happened something weird and mystical it

Opened up oh my gosh the bone man he was right that freaked me out man that gave me full-blown chills it looks like a secret vault or something down here uh maybe it’s some kind of passcode I have to put in or I could just step on this

Pressure plate that’ll do it whoa there’s a secret base down here man all right somebody’s been farming potatoes maybe that’s what the guy was talking about the uh the bone man Mr Bones I’ll call him he was looking for these taters up here there’s a map ooh nice all right

We got our starter tools hey and some armor all right we’re making some nice progress for our adventure here oh my goodness and a heck ton of bread looks like there’s a glowing note over here hello it’s called Naughty they’re not getting any presents for Christmas oh

Note yeah that makes sense the note reads Northwest East South plate Northwest uh oh no are there gonna be riddles and stuff McGuffin I will find you okay okay there’s a bunch of maps here north east west south well might as well grab these maps for now they might be useful on our

Journey I’m not entirely sure how useful these maps are I’ve just been double fisting them but there is a desert temple fairly close by which could have something good in it all right desert temple tell me your secrets what is this mysterious McGuffin anything fun down here oh that’s the different I found

Some Secrets dude we’re one step closer oh my goodness there’s trapped chests uh there’s a pressure plate I probably shouldn’t step on that huh and more trap chests hmm I’m not entirely sure if I should open these chest or not I’m kind of afraid to do it wait a minute the

Compass is facing north north west east south late pressure plate oh all right so if I open this chest that’s North nothing blew up that’s good then West uh might as well steal some gold right that’s fine nothing’s gonna blow up if I steal right East then South yoink then

Plate there’s no TNT down here right okay yes this is so stinking cool oh my goodness it opened up a lower area I’m actually kind of horrified there’s two paths down here should I go to the left or the right I don’t trust myself all right Wright’s always right right oh my

Gosh there’s lasers of course there’s lasers can I go through this oh my goodness no I can’t I’m just gonna straight up die looks like all the pathways have lasers in them wait a second can I use the emerald Shield to reflect the lasers please work yeah

That poor guy did not have an emerald Shield okay okay I’m just gonna keep moving forward excuse me lasers pardon me oh oh my gosh there’s other booby traps it looks like these are dispenser shooting arrows okay yep yep I gotta be careful for these arrows poison arrows

Oh gosh don’t is this the McGuffin look at this man this is terrifying I can’t tell if I’m about to be sacrificed or I’m about to get a cool item ancient magnifying glass locates nearby Secrets oh now we’re talking this is so cool oh God I gotta get out of here a little

Carefully okay I’m lost hello all right I’m gonna mine straight up okay Mr magnifying glass oh my goodness a family of creepers let’s try this again shall we where should I go next yeah wait our magnifying glass has taken us to a Pillager Outpost here I’m a little

Afraid to know what kind of Secrets this place has anything interesting crossbows okay I’ll take that a bunch of arrows all right well a little different than usual I hope my secret is not oh my goodness who the heck is that hello my good eye patch man he’s got a nice

Looking nostrils on him you got a good nose oh are you a boss are you gonna kill me oh he’s chilling hi what’s up buddy oh my gosh uh he gave me a fortune cookie can I crack it open I can the fortune says practice makes perfect and

Will open many doors in life what the heck does that mean dude that’s so vague what you practicing pillaging Villages yeah you gotten so perfect at that wait a second practice I don’t know if this is a good idea or not all right so maybe I gotta hit all the training dummies

Like I’m practicing my arrow shooting excuse me sir I shall block your attack with my Emerald Shield the currency of the people you pillage 360 no scope nailed it I think this is the last training dummy here something happened I I heard a sound sir what happened your

Harvesting Secrets down here oh heck yeah bad guy all right I found the secret base down here I am not equipped for this battle man hold on hold on oh my goodness Vindicator Vindicator Vindicator you guys are strong man the secret I’m about to find is what heaven

Looks like oh my goodness looks like they got a bunch of treasure down here no way to get inside back up foul monster oh my God half hour it’s cool it’s cool an apple a day keeps the vindicators at Bay wait hold on I can just break down

The door can’t I no way I can’t well they’ve mind proofed it hmm well there’s an interesting spot over here this is a huge area oh hey guys I’m here to save you boys go back to the Village my lovely friends what does this say beware

Of ice burst pipe well congrats on the new job did he just come in here and get a job all right there’s a boiler room over here is this important okay well I can hit the boiler control switch here and that turns on the heater and then

That might melt the ice or something wait a minute looks like there’s a secret entrance behind where the ice was and I’m inside I almost died from Fall damage how embarrassing would that be all right well let’s get some of this gold back I don’t have an iron pickaxe

Uh editor cut that out what is this some kind of golden uh my bad that’s a dude’s head but fairies some secret here a golden bamboo well that’s pretty cool uh I don’t know what does does it do magic stuff it’s got to be a clue of some kind

All right let’s get the heck out of here are you just chilling in here you’re just happy have a job all right well enjoy the cave I guess we haven’t found the McGuffin yet but it looks like oh my goodness a jungle temple is our next structure here I feel like jungle

Temples already have secrets there’s a man over there hello Mr Man with the cool hat I’m jealous I want a cool hat oh my goodness I’m embarrassed I’m rocking a leather cap right now hold on Karen just gonna do one of these ah yes

Hello good sir I had a cool hat on this whole time oh you look like a villager Indiana Jones man you got some secrets for me or what oh gosh he vomited a fortune cookie how come everybody’s vomiting fortune cookies what’s in this one to get treasure one must first give

Up treasure okay that was cryptic and vague oh my gosh I’ve always been a little creeps out by jungle temples I don’t know about you this looks weird it wouldn’t be this easy right hey go okay well that did nothing hmm there’s no arrows in them so maybe they’re waiting

For me to put something in it okay it’s all the gold I have and don’t question it all right I don’t have any more gold okay I put gold in all the dispensers here and now anything happen oh noises yes I love noises okay stand back just

In case it’s dangerous that freaks me out the heck it’s a whole underground jungle down here now you can collect custom hearts and battle dangerous bosses in my new Minecraft map crafty custom Hearts learn more from the link in the description dude this is awesome

I don’t know if I’m getting close to the McGuffin yet or what the heck a MacGuffin even is but I do feel good about making this progress oh careful oh my goodness I think I know what the golden bamboo is for just found a giant Stone Panda hello my glorious giant

Stone Panda what kind of secret is this dude I could have seen it from the outside I offer this gift to you my lovely giant Kung Fu Panda dude look at this oh whoa hello yes thank you thank you sir for your Mighty gift well that

Wasn’t the McGuffin but he did give me something here he gave me a stone tablet and bucket of gold and water oh yes Pinky’s Out Boys whoa okay looks like a ruined portal here before we do that what does this say treasure can be a gateway to further treasure if framed

Correctly I’m gonna assume that’s gonna be the frame of the portal how do we frame the portal correctly well we got flint and steel here uh gold nap we got some crying obsidian uh I guess we could use the crying obsidian to complete the portal that’s not really how nether

Portals work but we can try it nothing else in this episodes made sense so far okay I have five crying obsidian please work it’s perfect five exactly the portal is complete I hope this worked I don’t have a diamond pickaxe I actually couldn’t undo this so now I use my flint

And steel no uh I’m not really sure what to do here you guys I did get this bucket of golden water might as well try it that actually worked heck yeah man all right now I go to the P Dimension what oh my goodness guys look at this

Dude where are we we got a bunch of gold and I actually have an iron pickaxe now so I can grab some of these I do like me some treasure what is this McGuffin dude the further I go on this adventure the more and more riches I’m finding on the

Way and there is this double chest here oh my gosh the Diamonds the gold the golden apples this is so awesome uh hold on I did just totally miss the seeing pickle okay this is actually disgusting locates nearby Secrets alright so I’ve upgraded from a magnifying glass to a

Pickle with an eyeball on it all right well this McGuffin Adventure just got interesting well so far the sea pickle hasn’t been a big help at least I don’t really know what what are you looking at dude but the magnifying glass did lead me right to the water here so I’m

Wondering if our next secret has to do with the ocean which would make sense you know with it being a c pickle and all oops I placed it out oh good to know I can place it excuse me sir excuse me well it looks like I got a hitchhiker on

My journey this Turtle just hopped right in I’m not mad about it come with me turtle boy and for my sake if we run into danger I’m just hoping you’re a Ninja Turtle guys I found something whenever I hold my sea pickle look at that stay here Raphael I mean uh uh uh

What did I name you Michelangelo stay here Michelangelo I’ve got some business to attend to I know that I can place down the sea pickle if I place it down on top here what oh I like this oh I don’t like this Raphael I mean Leonardo I mean

Michelangelo help me out man who’s your favorite Ninja Turtle there’s there’s more of them oh gosh the drowns have swords they’re evolving out here to get Vengeance on water oh oh oh get out of here lava oh my gosh there’s a lot of these guys first they drown in water now

They drown in lava oh my gosh there’s so many of them guys we can talk about this I no longer feel like talking oh there’s tons of them what you want to play he’s just chilling he’s like I’m having a good time over here that’s the face of a

Guy who is currently peeing in that pool and doesn’t want anyone to know about it okay guys this cave is massive I’ve been looking for like 10 minutes I haven’t found anything I think I’m missing something Mr all seeing pickled you have some secrets for me yeah that’s it I

Thought earlier I saw two of these little eyeball guys it’s not the end of the seeing pickle he’s got more secrets for me ooh it’s close all right do you have the McGuffin uh no what the heck is this a cursed guardian’s eye that’s kind of spooky Dude Looks Like It fires lasers

That curse targets and curse you oh he died wow that was fast I got cursed rotten flesh so the curse guardian’s eye changes the drops that the mobs drop don’t know how I feel about having a curse rotten flesh but okay it’s like a limited edition version just like the

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See you later then the link is in the description welcome back to land Mr Michelangelo there you are buddy oh gosh I don’t want to smack you oh I’m so sorry I was following the magnifying glass I figured it was gonna be that shipwreck but no it’s pointing over here

And it looks like there’s a which is hot oh snap this might get dangerous but our sea pickle never lies and it looks like I see a secret over there hello witch are you friendly like the other guys are you gonna vomit another piece of candy

At me if so could it at least be Butterfingers or something I am not feeling like being poisoned today ah we’re cool all right sweet hey uh what do you call your friend from the desert a sandwich oh I didn’t mean it I didn’t mean it I was trying to make a joke

Lesson learned no puns I deserve that one do you have a fortune cookie for me no fortune cookie he did give me some ingredients though lava cursed flesh bacon and powder well I already have the lava hold on I gotta go kill a pig or something I’m sorry I’m sorry he said

Powder I’m assuming he meant gunpowder oh my gosh dang it I have no idea how annoying it is to find a creeper at daytime man you only find them when you don’t want to find them don’t explore don’t explode please please yeah all right we’ve got the powder okay Mr witch

The magnifying glass led me right to it put the lava in here is this gonna blow up the world dude I don’t know what I’m doing rotten flesh okay that seemed to work I saw particles that means good I think unless you’re talking about bowel movements purple particles are probably

A bad thing one pork chop what why no purple particles do you need a cursed version of it you should have told me that I’m sorry ah curse pork chop yeah oh my goodness cursed gunpowder look it says cursed flesh bacon and powder that could have meant normal bacon and normal

Powder also why’d you have to say powder and not gunpowder Mr witch I could have thought you meant baking powder or baby powder but no you just gotta be vague about it anywhoose okay now let’s try it purple particles that seems good and cursed pork chop is that good oh gosh

That was kind of spooky dude what I just created a dimension inside of The Cauldron oh my gosh this is awesome okay well here goes nothing I guess let’s Jump Right In Here what the heck oh that was disorientating well no way back now we’re inside of a cauldron I just threw

A bunch of cursed ingredients into how much do I want this McGuffin situation oh it’s kind of spooky in here man I don’t like this at all hello that’s a weird place to put a door that doesn’t go anywhere hello oh god oh goodness that’s fine that’s fine I’m not dead and

That’s always good I check every morning to make sure I’m not dead stop it any secrets back here no secrets behind the painting hello I’m genuinely kind of freaked out right here why put a chair here who’s sitting right here stop it these bats are freaking me out man there

Seems to be a door here is there secrets I didn’t want to go over there anyway oh a chest why why why why why why okay okay I’m not dead that’s a great sign anything in here oh my goodness dragon’s breath golden carrots bunch of ingredients are you the McGuffin perfected potion don’t

Mind if I do oh my goodness it gives me literally everything might as well take a sip it’s infinite I can keep drinking it oh sick man check me out I’ve got slow falling strength Dolphins Grace too that’s my favorite dolphins Grace I don’t feel scared anymore man I feel

Like I could conquer anything whoa look at it I think it’s supposed to be a piano that’s super creative well that’s everything inside of the house it’s nice to have this potion but I didn’t find any more clues this does expand to a cave though let’s check this out oh I

Love having night vision on this perfected potion is awesome this cave just keeps going down oh guys it led to an ancient city it looks like oh all right I’m fine I’m fine I got my perfected potion I’m chilling I hate ancient cities man they’re so terrifying

But if I was a secret mystical McGuffin I think I would hide in ancient city too hello magical portal there’s like an entrance way guys I’m underneath the portal frame and I see a bunch of levers when in doubt hit all the buttons and see what happens and there’s a button

Over here did I solve it oh gosh what the heck’s happening oh my goodness I opened up an entirely new dimension I fell in it I fell in it I fell in the dimension I don’t know where I am what is happening oh no I don’t like this I

Don’t like this at all I’ve made a mistake I don’t care that much about the McGuffin anymore I just want to go home be confident crafty drink your perfected potion it tastes like Dr Pepper and it’s delicious all right I don’t feel in danger down here but there has to be

Something here right magnifying glass anything uh no seeing pickle anything going on here there’s not much going on around here but I did find the shulker box with a Warden Eye oh my gosh no no no no no no oh no they’re not good not

Good not good not good not good that’s a warden okay it looks like there’s multiple of these shulker boxes I might have to find a bunch of these Warden eyes or something what’s inside of you what’s inside of you all right another warden’s eye I’ve got two warden’s eyes

So far oh there’s another one gosh I do not like this I do not like this at all hang out over there Mr Warden I just gotta pick up some of your friends eyeballs real quick they look just like under eyes so I might be able to use

These to like light up a Dragon portal or something I don’t know man I’m just following the clues I’m giving I found eight oh careful of the warden oh I don’t like this I don’t like this I don’t like this I don’t like this I don’t like this Warden go away dude oh

Gosh wait wait wait please go wait please go away no no don’t sniff me I did not put on my deodorant this morning sneak around them sneak around them and run run run run where are these shulker boxes okay I got nine in total how many

Do I need twelve okay I got 11. oh gosh no no no no go away last one wait wait okay okay is this one yes that’s 12. something’s happening a portal opened oh go I gotta go see you later oh this looks like that stronghold we’ve made it

Dude now I’m assuming I gotta use these Warden eyes on the portal now when are we getting to the McGuffin I threw one oh gosh I threw one of the warden eyes not good oh gosh not good those were very important I can’t even go back I

Gotta go find where I threw my other Warden Eye come on man there it is oh my gosh can you imagine I get all of this way and then I lose one of the important pieces oh my goodness I have crafted a brand new dimension holy cow it’s like

The warden Dimension do you want to fight a giant Warden Dragon this place is crazy dude oh my goodness yeah it looks just like the end but made up of like Warden blocks I don’t see a big bad boy boss or anything what the heck is this a mystical Puffin rumored to be

Mystical what I was looking for a McGuffin and I got a mystical Puffin is that it that’s it that’s it all I got was a mystical Puffin I love it best adventure sure ever