Minecraft but there’s Superhero Hearts

Fear not brave citizen for super crafty is here or at least i will be soon enough i will collect every superhero heart obtain new powers and defeat the nefarious villains but something strange is happening to the multiverse can i save it well first things first i gotta prove that i’m

Worthy to be a superhero uh i am in the middle of the woods maybe there’s somebody here that needs saving a bee nah bees are pretty cool mr chicken do you need help eat less chick-fil-a well that’s never gonna happen a cow i can

Save a cow what the heck is a batman you look much different in person uh by that i mean you look much handsomer in person obviously crafty i’m glad you’re here batman knows my name uh yeah you’ve got a big c on your chest you play minecraft

It wasn’t that hard to figure out okay good point listen the joker found my base and i’m unable to stop him i can see why dude he turned you into a literal batman can you defeat the joker uh well i guess i can wing it with it

Was that a bat pun that was a bat pun and i do apologize don’t worry batman you can count on me dude don’t call me dude oh my goodness dude we’re about to help batman this is our first adventure okay uh what do we need for adventures

Number one fruit snacks uh don’t have any of those but i can gather wood and make a sword or something at least i am very nervous if he did that to batman dude what could he do to me he can turn me into a crafting table uh i mean uh no offense

Dude oh my goodness guys i was gonna craft a sword look at all these hearts i gotta craft okay okay okay i’m getting ahead of myself here let me just make a little wooden sword don’t worry batman i will save you this must be the bath cave

Dude i can’t believe it i’m going inside of batman’s bat cave i’ll be honest it’s not that secure uh either alfred’s getting into cosplay these days or that is absolutely joker right there dude that foul fiend i gotta be careful yes i did just say the word gulp out loud stand back joe

Ogre uh try try this again stand back joker we are super crafty an unstoppable hero that can take you down instantly nah not really but uh oh oh god she run at me he’s running at me dude this is not good okay okay okay okay if i just

Kite him around he might not be able to smack me oh my gosh i have one heart dude i’m gonna die so fast what is he holding dude is that another right axe or something okay one more hit come on dude you’re about to get killed by a wooden sword dude yeah

We got him that wasn’t so hard and we’ve got our first heart the batman heart i can’t wait to tell bruce about this i mean batman what you heard nothing okay i can’t believe i’m using a bat heart in the bat cave and we got a batarang for a

Long range weapon oh dude this is cool okay okay can i just throw it i can just right click hey yeah that’s awesome i can use multiple too oh sweet dude it creates a bat on the wall i guess that does make sense yeah okay this will definitely be coming in handy

Around here uh hey bruce i mean batman you mind if i ride the batmobile please get off of my car noted noted apologies again batman batman dude i did it i took out joker dude well done crafty you have what it takes to start superheroing i’ma

Cry did batman just tell me i could be a superhero plea please don’t cry it’s too late the bad tears are out of the cave while i figure out how to get back to normal i’d recommend finding a hero school oh my gosh i’ve always wanted to

Go to superhero school dude are you my teacher i can become a fully fledged hero i can take some classes meet some cool people master my powers can i use my puns as a weapon i i kind of already do can i can i can i can i whoa there

You need to prove yourself by passing the ua entrance exam ua what does that stand for you’re awesome flattery will get you nowhere but thank you hit all ten targets scattered through the city and then come back to me sir yes sir okay dude i gotta find 10 targets to

Smack i guess this is the village he’s talking about and once i hit those 10 targets i assume i can finally enter the school for superheroes dude don’t worry batman i won’t let you down that must be one hey yeah i missed yeah yeah we got

It okay that’s one down yeah i want to make sure i don’t accidentally hit any good guys you know civilians on the way here yeah nailed it hopefully there we go there’s the fourth hopefully he’s cool with me missing a bunch yeah first try yeah okay there we go come on boom

I’m crushing this challenge how do i get that guy oh gosh i gotta shoot through this okay yeah nailed it i don’t really know how this makes me a superhero but i am not gonna complain these guys must need students nailed it nailed it yeah come on dude come on come

On this is so hard come on come on ah i got it no way i got that that was awesome dude oh my goodness first try to don’t show all the tries i did teacher i am here did i do it great job i knew you had it and you take this

Heart where’d he go where’d he go he left his heart on the ground here don’t worry i’ll keep it safe in my mouth the almighty heart oh my goodness guys i got a detroit punch gauntlet oh my goodness i don’t even know what this does i gotta

Be pretty careful dude okay guys i did some research and by that i mean i read the text with this gauntlet i can throw powerful punches and i can charge it to create a punch that can change the weather dude now that’s a pack of a punch holy cow i can literally change

The weather dude and charge up charge the punches oh wow dude okay okay don’t let the power get to my head not only do i have a gauntlet that can change the weather i also have a piece of metal so that’s pretty cool dude oh man that punch did

Not feel good that took a lot of energy okay oh man my head’s hurting what’s what’s happening oh my goodness where am i dude oh no oh no i wanted to be a superhero i did not sign up for this man this is real weird there’s a dude here is that the flash

Okay maybe he can help us uh hello mr flash what how did you get in the speed force uh we’re in the what now the speed force it’s a universal zone that controls all the multiverses and timelines make sure they’re all in check only speedsters like me can manage it

And fix any disturbances in reality it’s concerning that you don’t know that and somehow you’re here hey man i don’t even know how i got here dude puzzling listen dude uh mr flash i just want to be a normal superhero you know throw some webs sling some bad guys eat

A falafel not a time lord how do we get out of here well the only way out is to collect enough speed force energy to escape i have to collect space force energy mr flash oh he’s gone well he certainly is speedy hey that might be what we’re looking for are you space

Force energy or are you just gonna zap me into smithereens i’ve always wanted to evaporate that sounds fun well i didn’t die so that’s good i think i’m a little faster okay if i collect you oh there we go now i’m speedy okay if i keep collecting uh eventually hopefully

I missed one hold on i missed it again come on dude i’m too fast i’m feeling nauseous dude come on come on come on come on yeah hey you’re fast now you deserve this heart please use it to help me fix some disturbances in reality will do mr flash

Yeah i got a flash heart look at it it’s gorgeous don’t worry mr flash i will use this for good and not for evil and uh no offense mr flash but i probably won’t set up a summer home here it’s kind of horrifying okay what is the flash heart do for us

Oh what the heck where are we now dude i just got teleported oh man is this a race track or a prison i can’t tell but boy am i speedy all these boots are cool dude look look i got speed boost i got jump and regeneration now thanks for the

Nice kicks flash does look like there’s a portal here and it’s a hammer although i don’t think we’re helping bob the builder i’m pretty sure that’s thor dude well here goes nothing yeah what the heck oh man that’s a bad tornado dude then decide citizen i’ll save the day

Man this is wild it looks like the tornado is coming from a singular point though over here pardon me excuse me well let’s chase the heart of the storm and see where that’s coming from excuse me gentlemen pardon me oh my gosh did i just double jump i didn’t know my boots

Could do that that’s awesome uh we found the source hello stand back i can’t control my powers don’t have to ask me twice i don’t feel like getting zapped i’m trying to stop this storm i created no worries mr gotta thunder i actually funny story so i

Woke up this morning skip to the good part right right right okay so i just came from a realm of thunder or and lightning or something i don’t know but i’ll stomp the storm don’t worry thor stand back and watch clearly this is a job for uh boomerang yeah okay well

We’re the shot lightning you stand no chance for my power buzz thank you human you have saved new asgard take with you this heart why do you say heart like that hot it’s just how i talk i’m a god right right right okay well i’ll take it too hot

You’re a weird little one but i like you he gave me his heart and everything thor’s heart oh it’s got a little hammer dude this is sick does this mean i get thor’s hammer mjolnir or molinger or however that’s pronounced mole jar mewnia all right right right thank you

Thor thank you all right well here goes nothing dude yeah i got fueled here oh this is the best day ever man look at this thing holy cow does this mean what i think it means uh uh let me move away from the town full of wood and stuff

All right this is gonna be useful dude and this means also if i’m holding it that i am worthy oh this is so cool man well i guess that calls a multiverse saved let’s go see what else flash needs and apparently if i just run really fast

I should get back to the speed force we did it we did it okay okay okay we’re back here okay but this has changed this looks like green lantern’s portal so if we run fast enough with our boots we’re teleported back here for a new task from

Our good old boy flash don’t worry mr lantern and i will not judge you for your most recent movie let’s go oh my goodness uh everything okay this is looking weird everything’s just white dude i’m a little nervous right now what dimension are we in man i have no idea

What this thing is i don’t see any entrances it doesn’t look like a structure what is it the last uh who’s there the last green lantern has gone missing and what whoa dude hold on is that a battery talking to us that’s awesome please stop cutting me off anyways sorry

It’s okay like i was sorry for interrupting last time sigh please stop cutting me off we are searching for a new fearless green lantern how do i prove myself to be fearless hey weird mystical voice hello i have a weird idea it sounded like it powered down or something maybe it needs more

Power i could strike it with lightning that seems like a horrible idea but you know worth a shot right if you don’t me to strike you with lightning say something okay sounds like she wants some lightning oh we’ve charged up the central battery looks like we’ve proven creativity

Worthy of a green lantern um sure but you must still demonstrate fearlessness hmm how am i supposed to show fearlessness also you kind of made these platforms sideways what am i supposed to do with that uh maybe i can jump on top of them what the heck wait wait wait

Wait wait did i just do what i thought i did oh my gosh i can run on walls oh no way away and double jump and yeah okay was that fearless enough hello okay i guess not um can i can i go into your face i can only the bravest warriors

Will jump i’m sorry what are you brave enough me me i don’t know why i did it like that uh yeah i’m i’m totally is that even a question dude i’m talking too much i’m talking too much right now okay okay crafty be brave what could possibly go wrong oh

No oh it goes on forever oh gosh yes i did it okay whatever i did uh worked um yes i am brave and we got a green lantern heart dude oh my gosh no way does that mean i get a green lantern’s ring oh i have so many ideas a giant piece of

Pizza a uh life-size recreation of pizza the only thing i can think of right now is pizza here goes nothing i guess yes we got the green lantern’s ring projects green energy using your creativity it says pizza pizza yeah pizza yeah well i created a couple of blocks i guess that’s

Something well i can make little platforms go go go that’s cool don’t get me wrong but there’s got to be even more builds right the lantern ring is only limited by a user’s brain capacity cool so i can make even more things right right ah well it was nice meeting you central

Battery i’ll call you cb for short alright let’s see what else flash has for us okay we’re back that does not feel nice that teleportation is quite odd oh what is this spider-man yeah oh i was waiting for a spider-man oh please give me some web shooters or something dude that’d be so

Sick what does he need my help for relationship advice don’t ask me about that one let’s go oh no okay well looks like we ended up in the middle of a city and something is not going right everything is on fire here oh looks like there’s a villager

Here hello sir what’s going on here man venom’s been terrorizing the city and turning other citizens into symbiote creatures follow the debris to find him and stop him what is this our gross black slime ballet what’s going on here dude oh wow oh that almost killed me okay

Okay uh i do not feel confident getting through that with my level of hearts although with our green lantern’s ring we might be able to get on top of this bridge here and then if i double jump yeah we’re here nice okay now don’t get

Hit by a subway that would be no good unless it was a subway sandwich because those are delicious there we go all right we’re across the bridge oh looks like we got another goopy symbiote here i don’t think i’ve got quite enough of a double jump to

Jump over all of it battering attack yeah okay that doesn’t work hold on wait a minute when i right-click my green lanterns ring i have an orb here is this like a shield okay wish me luck the boxes that blocks it yeah oh gosh hey back up dude i don’t want to mess

With you man there we go we got him yeah take that my friend okay he’s stuck up there in the fire i think that’s gonna take him out here and i can use our shield to get past this oh is that all of them that

Might be all of them oh gosh another one of these guys i don’t want to mess with you dude back up take the might of thor boom all right we took that symbiote down and the debris looks like it’s chasing all the way up this wall here i could take some blocks

And stack up there but i have an idea on how to get up there the cool way the question is i know i can run across walls but can i run up across buildings okay no it doesn’t look like it i may have to green lantern my way up oh this is exhausting

Yes oh no come on oh gosh don’t fall don’t fall don’t fall don’t fall i’m definitely gonna die at this height come on yes i made it oh man my hunger bar is not looking good my hearts are very little and i think that’s venom right there not even a

Symbiote the actual venom if we’re gonna battle i can’t do it on two hearts dude come on creativity come on carrots carrots really i couldn’t have imagined you know steak or maybe pineapples or golden apples or anything nope just carrots okay all right my belly’s full and i’m ready for action

Hello mr venom why have you become bad again huh i thought you had like two movies about you being good uh hello hey venom are you there ah you cave in the roof here so i couldn’t get across i’ll give you a piece of my mind bridge

Across oh what the heck i just fell through that you’re going down venom this was less climactic than i thought it was gonna be how dare you uh what the heck he just disappeared dude he did drop a spider-man heart it looks like well that’s pretty neat what about our

Revenge what about the answers to all the questions i had all right spider-man heart what do we got dude a web shooter yes dude i was hoping i got a web shooter it can pull me towards mobs and blocks hey yeah oh gosh okay maybe i carefully use this

Across giant building tops only one way to test this spider-man style here we go i could web shoot off walls yeah dude i could straight up swing like spider-man kinda i mean i’ll take that oh gosh okay okay well we didn’t die that’s the important thing and also our

Central heart down there in the middle it’s like a full-on crafty i feel whole again now it’s time to run yeah come on flash what do you have for us we do have some new stuff to do looks like a captain america time oh hey looks like

Flash is here this time what’s up buddy hey flash what should i something is wrong with the speed force the multiverse should have been fixed by now but more doors keep opening there must be someone messing with space-time i hate when that happens oh man this does not sound good but hey i’m

Just happy to help our boy flash and it looks like captain america is up next let’s do this whoa well looks like we’re in some kind of factory there’s an ace vehicle there and there’s a woman she’s gorgeous sorry could you hear me say that did you hear

Me say that that’s embarrassing hi there anything i can do to help black widow something doesn’t feel right about this place oh tell me about it i am not a fan of the bricks or the giant chemical tanks they don’t even match and there are some creepy looking clowns all over

Making some super soldier serum in those vats and there’s clowns oh take out those clowns and see if it’s the actual serum oh man look at him hey joker is that you my dude oh okay okay oh man he does a lot of damage i was on

Half a heart just then okay okay i gotta be a little more practical here batarang go yeah why are you here dude this is the wrong universe okay i took one out and the bar only went down a little bit there must be oh gosh a bunch of jokers

Okay it’s time to go on a mission help me out thor boom boom yeah yes okay got another one these don’t look like the normal joker they might be his goons or something they got a big nose on them yeah yeah get a punch another one down let’s head up to the

Top here i might be able to use yeah oh that was cool double jump yeah dude this spider-man thing is awesome i’ll celebrate later i got some jokers to take out okay got another one come here bucko yeah boom from your old friend batman take that joker oh it feels so cool to

Be a superhero ouch okay well i’m still getting used to it hey hey i can certainly get used to these powers yeah okay only two more to go there is i stalk my prey i am the shadow i am the knight i am crafty man yeah still working on my superhero name yeah

Yeah oh man these guys are so strong dude i am really nervous who else wants a piece of me not a whole piece though please don’t take my legs again okay okay okay okay chill out dude yeah we have one last joker remaining hey stinky face your jokes are bad and

That’s coming from a guy who does mostly puns oh gosh well that certainly offended him okay careful now i do not have enough hearts to survive this there we go perfect i trapped him yeah yeah that’s it that’s the last of them boom joker’s defeated baby okay uh well

Jokers are defeated what else did black widow say something like see if it’s the actual serum i mean she didn’t sound exactly like that but what am i a black widow impressionist okay let’s see here well it certainly looks like mountain dew there’s only one way to test this it’s tadanka

I’m just kidding all right i’m jumping in it burns wait a minute no it doesn’t it tastes like mountain dew and i got myself a captain america heart i thought i’d get a black widow heart or something but i guess they’re a team or avengers or something without further ado captain

America’s shield well black widow hope that helps you i’m off to see my friend flash and to see what else we can help him out with feels good to be home there’s green blocks everywhere weren’t these blocks like red and orange before to be fair we’re the speed force i have no idea

What i’m doing but maybe that’s to do with this guy over here i can’t quite make out what it is but maybe that’s the reason these blocks are green let’s go we’re back here and is that the whole he looks nice and derpy dude oh that’s angry eyebrows i straight up thought

That was a smiley face please don’t super smash me this green thing is crazy hulk want to smash it hey whoa whoa whoa hulk why would we want to smash this thing it’s been nice it’s been good it gave me a green lantern ring it told me i’m

Handsome i made up that last part but it is true hulk can’t get close enough hey don’t stress it man i’ll figure this thing out hey mr battery ow hey mr battle eats me dude it’s crafty oh gosh hey uh hello we can talk about this man

It looks like we got to reset this thing oh i might die and lightning go go go go go go go go nope it’s still shooting lasers at us hold on i might be able to use my vibranium shield here to reflect it oh it damages the battery well at

Least the shield’s working battery you’re doing this to yourself man let’s talk about this central battery oh my goodness at least it’s not shooting lasers anymore i like when things don’t shoot lasers except me i like shooting lasers well hulk it seems like we knocked out the central battery for a

Bit you smashed it no we didn’t smash it we love the central battery it’s okay right uh hulk leave now have this uh okay well we got ourselves a whole car is it gonna make me nice and green oh no get a hulk out gamma radiation potion drink the

Potion to grow like hulk for 10 seconds don’t mind me oh snap also it looks like the crafty in the bottom next to our hearts is now flying i’m a superhero dude but i really did feel like central battery is a good guy well let’s head

Back to the speed force hey flash are you here whoa looks like even more blocks are green now and looks like we have a new destination and if i’m wrong which sometimes i am that’s gotta be the iron man hardtop flash what do you have

For us now what the heck we’re in a massive hole dude there’s no doors anywhere i don’t see anybody to save who’s supposed to save me here man who’s the hero when the hero needs help oh wait a minute i recognize this place it’s the big hole that batman had to

Climb out of okay maybe this is a test yes i am batman yeah okay that didn’t do anything i do have my web shooter which will help out a lot yes there we are oh gosh dang it yeah oh i’m crushing this okay crab on that guy over there can i

Make it well back at the bottom oh man this is hard come on there we go there we go and i make it on this guy okay okay yes there we go i’ve been at this for like 20 minutes dude man this superheroing isn’t fun sometimes i just wanted to stop bad

Things from happening and help people and be called awesome so i can be like oh stop it no need for that wait a minute i have an idea now at least in the movies and that could have been cgi whenever cole is his full hulk self and

He jumps he can jump super high one two three that didn’t work oh what the heck i just broke the floor uh okay something happened at least i’m not going up but i can go down yeah i don’t know what is going on here okay well we reached stone

Now the ark reactor core i guess i broke it when i came down here this is iron man’s core hope i didn’t accidentally step on him sorry tony now we can’t do anything with this yet we might be able to i don’t know maybe craft something

The ark reactor it looks like i need a couple other pieces here the frame and the glass don’t know how to get those just yet but uh we’ll figure it out i just grew big and i broke them i broke the wall whenever i’m hulk and i sprinted blocks

It breaks them go go go go oh my gosh scarecrows i knew you’re in the batman universe hank this yeah gross looking scarecrows i’m on fire we gotta take out some scarecrows with batarangs right it just feels fitting okay anything in this area doesn’t look like it let’s keep going dude

We found another piece okay i don’t want to accidentally step on and break it let me wait to get back to normal crafty we got it we got two pieces and only one piece down must be in this direction huh come on is it over here oh i hear more

Monsters hulk crafty is not afraid of you just keep breaking just keep oh man i had to break a lot of blocks to get here but i found it tony stark why you hiding all these parts under batman’s cave these universes are combining in a way that is not good

Something bad’s going on here well here goes nothing i guess we can craft our ark reactor put it in my chest put it in my chest hey we got the iron man hard oh he looks kind of derpy and we got a repulsor to shoot mob

Also i can fly oh look at that i got little rocket boots on dude i got tony stark rocket boots and i got a thing okay it doesn’t last that long good to know i might have to kind of rest on my way up ooh control it

Land on it yes all right we definitely can use this to get out of here land and block later we’re almost to the top keep going yeah where the heck are we i think it’s time to head back to the speed force whoa look at all the green blocks looks like

This booger monster is really doing some work and wonder woman is next oh i recognize that logo anywhere here goes nothing yeah oh gosh i’m in space i can’t breathe actually uh no yes i can breathe but why the heck are we in space oh i see wonder woman over there oh gosh

Oh gosh am i gonna go back okay we got a little gravity here that’s nice okay i made it how’s it going ma’am you have the infinity gauntlet you there ha yeah oh also when did you become a queen i have one infinity stone in this gauntlet

You have what find the other five for me scattered around these meteors okay i mean you are wonder woman uh but please promise to use it well you’re not gonna snap and everybody turns into salt or whatever and watch out for those blue creatures blue creatures wait i’m a blue

Creature oh i see i see maybe those guys they look more green than blue but you know i do see a green light up there that might be one of the infinity stones oh man how am i gonna get up there dude i barely made it across this leg i gotta

Give it everything i’ve got flash boots double jump yeah use my rocket yeah web shooter nailed it oh gosh there he is yeah ah get back blue creature nailed it okay well i see the particles oh it’s this ore here i don’t have a pickaxe but i might be able to hulk out

And jump on it yes dude we got it time stone is mine i do see a blue light over there that’s probably the next thing glad i got some rocket boots man yeah how am i gonna make it all the way over there okay okay if i just use my

Rocket boots a little as i go across i think i should be able to make it at least to that stone yes oh man traversing space is hard if i fall i might just be falling for eternity this looks so funny hello mr creed yeah cree warrior more like you’re dead

Looks like another infinity stone to jump on and there it is a space stone and there’s the power stone soul stone i think that’s all of them that looks like all five i’ve got the coolest collection set uh in the universe hey wonder woman i got your stones for you

Oh great job now i have more power than i will ever need take this heart as your reward you may need it need it for what and she’s gone okay well hopefully that doesn’t affect us later we did get the wonder woman heart though am i gonna get

A lasso of truth i am yeah a golden lasso to wrap up mobs and interrogate them okay and a star tiara to throw in break blocks oh no way that is so sick man it’s like a boomerang that breaks blocks and it’s a fancy headgear looking good go whip

Oh that’s so sweet we can interrogate mobs like batman where were you on the night of the 21st uh maybe i don’t use that voice though i’m still working on my superhero voice this makes us truly amazing just like the amazing crafty the merch bundle you can get at crafty dot

Store in addition to many more items let’s head back to the speed force here although we don’t have a whole lot of room so i’m just gonna have to run in some circles there we go it’s superman uh is that a backwards ass what’s superman backwards numb repose yeah it

Sounds a lot less cool well let’s see what we can do for superman it looks like we’re in a town again this might be new york or something yeah we got a guy over here let’s see what’s going on superman has gone crazy these meteors

Came out of the sky and now he’s in the stadium behind me wanting people to challenge him oh that does not sound good well with my star tiara dear citizen i can literally cut through atoms i think even the man of steel is no match for us you know cause uh steel

Is weaker than atoms or or something right don’t worry my friend i’ve got this covered i don’t got this dude i gotta fight superman i was not ready for this man you didn’t hear that right don’t fear you should fear a lot there he is the superman himself that guy he

Can laser my face off you can’t defeat me fool supes my man you may think i’m just an ordinary guy because i am and i have this awesome new thing that can defeat you easily is it kryptonite uh no it’s not kryptonite it probably should have gotten some kryptonite prepare to

Be destroyed okay here we go this is not gonna be oh this is not gonna be easy yup he’s shooting laser eyes those might be one hitters i gotta be careful oh ow okay they’re not one-hitters that’s helpful star tiara attack no it doesn’t do any damage it just reflects right off

His face iron man repulsor oh he’s on fire but he’s fire resistant too man reflect his lasers ah now charm to hulk out yeah nothing i can’t even touch him i am not running mr superman i am merely tactically retreating villager dude i uh totally am defeating him i just wanted

To have more dramatic victory of course wait a second the villager said something about superman acting weird when these meteors fell right they glow a little green i think i have an idea what this might be green jello ooh not green jello is this kryptonite dude yes it’s kryptonite kryptonite

Block oh man we need a lot of these shards placed down to weaken superman that’s exactly what we gotta do i can also use my tiara to break these blocks a little easier and i once peed myself in second grade gosh dang it i don’t

Like that i tell the truth when i use it i like pineapple on pizza i have no idea how to do laundry i think roblox is pretty cool i once farted in front of my crush and blamed it on my dog all right i’m gonna get the rest of these and uh

Save myself of embarrassment i’ll be back in a second not kryptonite my weakness that was pretty on the nose but okay uh come on man okay just get close to him pretend like everything’s fine ah man you’ll always win against me you are so strong yes wait got him oh gosh no no

Don’t kill me now i just got to use the lasso of truth yeah not so strong now are you buddy all right superman tell me what you know yeah yeah come on superman we got a green lantern controls everything the green lantern is evil green lantern the green lantern the

Green excuse me i’m trying to do an f5 mode cool little shot here the superman heart oh you shouldn’t have thanks buddy okay okay he’s still under green lantern’s spell now that our kryptonite’s working hopefully he doesn’t terrorize the town feel better soon there superman he’s all good he

Won’t harm anybody i’m gonna lead him out of town far enough away from town and there you go definitely not good though what did he say green lantern is evil that does make sense the green blocks and the speed force the green lantern ring malfunctioned on me i

Should have known well hopefully the superman power gives us something good i may have to take out green lantern well that certainly helps i’m now invulnerable to all attacks except kryptonite attacks and i can fly no way no way oh my goodness yeah if i just jump in the fire nothing happened i’m

Fine it hurts a lot but i’m not dying oh this is awesome don’t worry my friend i won’t is that a giant statue of superman hold on i have an idea crafty was here looking good superman okay enough playing around i gotta figure out how to

Defeat flash i mean who’s the bad guy again great lantern all right here we go back to the speed force for maybe the last time still no flash here although we do have another challenge hopefully this will make us powerful enough to take out green lantern or whoever is

Acting like green lane turn all right let’s do this oh another city needs saving is that a one punch man oh my gosh what’s up dude my powers aren’t working right now can you help me stop the mosquito queen oh no that’s a crazy power to not have working right now uh

But sure that sounds easy enough she brought a bunch of minions carrying kryptonite swords so be careful kryptonite swords of all types of swords it had to be kryptonite don’t worry mr one punch man i got you covered oh gosh yeah yep they do a lot of damage what’s

The point of having invulnerability if they all have kryptonite swords man oh man this is a lot of bad guys stay back you can’t stop this shield oh there’s so many of them get back there we go push them in the building back up monsters

Yeah oh man all right i forgot i could fly i’m not flying why am i not flying probably because they have kryptonite swords well i still have my jet pack so i got something at least and that looks like the monster we gotta take out mosquito man or queen or mosquito

Something you’ve been terrorizing my friends for too long charge up why come on you got this rocket boots yeah come on yeah why won’t you go away that had to weaken her go yeah we did it dude and we’ve got it the one punch man heart now if i know one punch

Man correctly this should give us a one punch power your punches now instantly defeat every enemy dude i was powerful before but i will only use this power for good come on evil green lantern time you meet your maker well technically your parents are your maker i’m not

Saying i’m your dad or anything it’s it’s a threat i’m trying to a threatening threat let’s do this the portal’s out well that’s a great sign i guess that means that green lantern i am the one who’s been growing stronger and changing things across the multiverse oh kind of late on

That one buddy i broke your lantern ring i turned the speed for screen i uh late on that one too my man oh uh let’s see here right when i got kicked out of the green lantern corp for liking the color yellow i knew i had to get my revenge on

Everyone in existence whoa dude that is a little extreme i defeated my friend the flash to gain access to the multiverse i will stop you you’re doing a whole monologue and there’s nothing you can do about it well that was easy