Minecraft but you can Eat the World

I can eat anything no literally i’ll eat my way through bigger and bigger blocks moms dimensions the world itself and pretty soon all of this will be in my stomach isn’t that right stomach gross we shall start by crafting a spoon can i eat an oak log hold on no no no no

I can’t i ate it wait what is that loki you should try eating your tools i hear they can really increase your abilities ah well made some wood and i noticed look my stomach is all punched out now can i eat more blocks too oh yeah my hunger goes up

I got splinters in my intestines and now i can eat my ax mine stone with your hand oh dude no way can i mind everything dude look can i break any block no but i can break wood real fast now i’ve eaten like six trees dude and i’m still hungry

So i can just break stone now boom oh that’s so cool what about a sword dude now fight with your hands and we shall eat a hoe won’t let me eat it dude well for now let me just go ahead and mine some more of this cobblestone with my fist like a madman

Dude if i’m this strong already what is it gonna be like at the end of the episode dude i can just eat cobblestone too huh dude but my hunger still is going down so fast nothing is satisfying my hunger i can eat uh this bush over here nope oh

Yeah i can eat cows you mind if i punch you on the schnoodle he died no i still got unrelenting hunger loki what do i got to do man try eating your tools wait a minute i have an idea there’s one tool we haven’t tried to eat

Yet and that is a flint and steel loki what are you doing grass my favorite so i went deep down into the caves to find the materials i needed and grab some of that iron and coal along the way hey glad you dressed up guys looking pretty

Sharp i’m on the hunt my friends for some gravel oh hello gravel ah flint i’m fine don’t worry creeper i’ll eat you too buddy boom flinted steel is this what i needed my dude well here goes nothing hey flinted steel set soul fire with your hands what that didn’t

Work how do i do it chill soul fire don’t stand in the fire dude you’re gonna burn yourself did i make enough progress what’s next i’m hungry for more you can eat mobs too what just look at them and start munching if you set them ablaze using soulfire first

You’ll gain some power i eat beef all the time oh like any hello horse can i ride you that sounds pretty sweet i forgot i could eat horses well looks like i can eat any mob not just the ones that drop b hello creeper oh right loki

Don’t kill him man i’m trying to try to set up my blaze oh there we go there we go now i can eat them loki can you not look at that what’s happening no i got a new ability press m to shoot hostile mobs that hurt mobs

I just shot a creeper what the heck i can shoot out mobs to damage other mobs hello creeper meet other creeper that’s ridiculous looking they don’t do a lot of damage but you know we’re getting there i hate to do this to you buddy but i gotta see if the passive

Mobs have a different power press b to shoot passive mobs that’ll breed that’s a weird power and wow there goes little piggies and then they breed to make a little piggy i took away life but now i give it go little buddies create life little families i might have

Got a little overboard with the breeding situation i’ve got a bit of a weird idea and no i’m not gonna eat any villagers that’s what i wanted an iron golem what about a neutral mob just going to quickly light you on fire i’m on jail neutral mob ability i figured press n to

Shoot iron golems that will be statues until the mobs get close to them so now i got a little mini iron golem friend oh hey iron golem relax man he hasn’t figured out what good guy versus bad guy is yet but uh you know we’ll get there

There we go that’s a bad guy well uh he’s learning oh my goodness and yeah my stomach is getting a little bigger too i don’t feel so good mr stark yo mr loki what’s next my man time to eat some structures let’s head to a village first use your passive mob

Abilities to help out the farmer oh that must be this guy over here he’s mad because all of his guys escape time my farm is so empty if you’re filling with mobs i’ll gift you with a spoon oh i must need a spoon to eat structures huh

No worries dude i gotcha i got a special power that shoots out mobs out of my body don’t ask crafty to the rescue mobs oh that’s the wrong bob let me just clear these guys out real quick there we go all the iron golems have left don’t

Ask me where i got all the iron now we fill the pen go thank you so much take this spoon i like spoons i will use this spoon for good and not for evil i think loki told me i had to eat a village first i felt a

Little weird about eating that village he just gave me the spoon and everything so i found a whole different village to munch on sorry guys i promise you i will rebuild whoa my gosh this is pretty fun oh bread hey the village has been eaten i gained

The mini village ability place your mini village house down to spawn in iron golems that’ll shoot towards enemies dude that’s awesome go little mini house whoa it literally shoots out little mini golem and it dropped some good prizes for us that is awesome when it kills

Mobs it drops down some nice loot too hey we’ll take that hey people are having a hard time understanding good guys and bad guys in this episode oh loki says let’s head to a desert pyramid now follow me you’ll have to use your neutral mob ability to solve a puzzle

Lead the way my boy lead the way my boy hello oh there he goes all right after quite a few pit stops we finally made it to the desert pyramid which i assume i gotta munch on but i lost my shovel okay i don’t know how to eat it just yet said

Something about solving a puzzle so that might be what i have to do oh no some huskies yeah [ __ ] up they walk so weird stop it why are there so many husks dude my word what is this the husk family gathering are they done this must be the

Puzzle i’m supposed to do quite puzzling if you ask me big brains boys big brain i see there is a piece of wood here and piece of redstone okay well that will lit that one up maybe i gotta light them all yeah puzzle solved okay something more has

Got to happen here maybe they all have to be stepped on at once wait a minute hold on i have an idea in my crafty old brain if i put down yeah an iron golem he’ll stand right there okay good job stand right there buddy wait wait wait

Wait don’t move freeze did it actually work okay well i guess freeze is the magic word around here one for you and boom that’s all of them uh guys i’m missing something oh there we go we got two up here too yeah oh i heard something i think we did it yeah the

Floor has opened up oh gosh what’s the worst that could happen no explosions for me well what do we got in here hey desert pyramid spoon pardon me gentlemen if you don’t mind i’m gonna eat this place real quick oh sorry buddy didn’t mean to eat you

Could use a bit of salt wait a minute this is the desert it’s literally made of salt you gain the mini pyramid ability oh my gosh he shoots out tnt dude hey relax man sorry guys oh gosh please don’t blow up all my uh iron golems okay run away

Run away so i guess it looks like everywhere i place it down it’ll shoot out tnt at passive mob i got a little army now i am the commander of my town it’s a small town but we’re getting there all right buddy what’s next you’re

Getting bigger what do you mean i look a little bigger oh gosh yes i do and more powerful i’m sure it is feeling good right yeah pretty good let’s go eat a pillager outpost oh that sounds like a pillager that looks like a pillager get him loki’s like a iron golem or stand

There that’s fine guys i’m gonna die guys okay i’m back the outpost is right over this hill what do you think loki going there stealth great idea oh gosh okay okay okay okay this is not working uh loki that’s not gonna work man we gotta develop a strategy so me

And loki sat down to come up with a plan we’re gonna use the mini pyramid to knock those pillagers back we can create a fortified wall using the mini villages and once we see an opening we’re gonna go in a bug guns ablaze and all right we’re gonna charge in we’re gonna charge

It i don’t have any guns so keep my health up oh look at the tnt fly all right now it’s time for plan c or z or f protect me out here boys oh they’re all dead okay well looks like plan a work just fine but thanks boys there’s

More guys up here oh gosh you stay here and keep watch on the bottom floor gosh dang it okay i made it to the top please yeah villager spoon we’ve got it it’s time to munch yeah i gained the mini outpost sicum dude oh it shoots arrows that’s pretty

Sweet we’ve added one to our collection you’ve got one collect them all new crafty’s little portable house collectible i’m just kidding we’re not selling that but we are selling crafty merchandise at crafty.store i made them myself i made them with love and i made them for you all right infomercial over

Loki what structure can we add to our collection next using the loot from the village ability let’s craft a chunk condenser and eat a chunk why eat a chunk a chunk of water a chunk of minecraft oh yeah look at that a chunk condenser emerald’s gold uh i don’t have

Enough emerald i know how to get more emerald but i’m not very happy about it i’m sorry you guys this is the epitome of my mom saying i can put you in this world then i can take you out of it one two three couple of iron blocks there’s

My goal and now we can craft the almighty chunk condenser i like how it spins like a top place it down to start eating the chunk will spawn and attract hostile mobs nearby well that’s not good let’s prepare ourselves to munch and to battle are you ready loki all right i’ll

Take that as a yes found ourselves some high ground this looks like a good place to set our defenses to defend the chunk condenser i punched out some of the surrounding trees and made some fences and calling upon my iron men uh sorry loki not that iron man they act as our

Bodyguards to take on the eminent hostiles now this looks like a fortified fortress oh gosh maybe this wasn’t the best spot hold steady men three two one go run run run run run run run it’s doing whatever it’s gotta do what the heck is that my mouth just

Chomping on it oh man you broke half by fences but here the mobs come get ready the army’s working we might need more defenses depending on how crazy this gets so far not too bad keep going dude come on oh no they knocked him off oh he

Landed in water all right he’s fine hold tight keep eating crafty mouth they keep spawning oh dude this is working this is actually working why does minecraft have to be so deep yes there we go that was a death i’d be pretty mad press g to eat entire chunks i could just eat

Entire chunks now i don’t even need a condenser anymore oh well yeah that’ll do it oh my lantern oh my word dude uh i did not see that coming what’s up loki i’m 85 sure i saw you die but you know i’m not gonna address it there goes loki dude hello diamond thank

You diamond ah that’s amazing what a cool power dude and we are not through being powerful did a bunny just die a bunny just died mr lucky now that you can eat entire chunks and will let’s go eat some bio follow the biome compass oh this is what

This is ah that was a tasty road trip snack i think we’re here it’s spinning in circles plains i mean it could use some seasoning but it’s not bad get it because plain hey planes a chunk eating ability increase oh is it pointing us to a new

Direction yes it is the next biome here we go ah yes a desert i’ll eat it for dessert whoa dude i eat a lot bigger now it eats like two chunks at once watch out loki all right he fell yeah desert egg next up broccoli uh i mean forest

Oh gosh i’m on an island should have thought this one through a little more our compass pointed us to an ocean biome i guess i’m a little thirsty after all that oh gosh check this out eating all the way to bedrock whoa yes ah salty and delicious ocean has been

Oh my gosh i am huge oh chocolate and i thought that the desert was the dessert time to munch man i am eating like crazy i’m taking out like seven chunks at a time ah jungle has been eaten ah swamp is next ah sure why not

Oh man okay okay we know the drill by this point which biome are we headed to next avoid biome does that mean we gotta eat a whole plate of nothing that’s my least favorite dinner oh so this is the void huh this place is crazy looking my

Goodness well i guess this is the part of the world too might as well start the munching tastes like nothing hey void eight i got void boots yeah i wonder what these things do let’s check it out walking around will eat the land turning it into void i can eat with my

Town dream come true a peaceful plane what a beautiful day oh my word okay this is get weird out man i still have unrelenting hunger my hunger bar is still hungry loki what do i gotta do man time to start eating some dimensions oh my gosh i will open a riff

To the nether now let’s get a eaten oh is he doing it is he performing a magic spell oh my gosh is that a nether portal that must be a magic nether portal dude this guy looks funky well let’s hop in it i guess what’s the worst that could

Wow that felt horrible that felt really bad i hated that all right what are we eating my man oh hello would you like to be eaten no meat on those bones oh what do we have here let’s put on the boot yum oh man hey guys sorry munching on

The bastion excuse me pardon me nom nom now hey the nether’s eaten eating the bastion gave us a soulfire vacuum which sucks mobs towards us i guess hi sheep easy oh oh my i don’t know who’s gonna kill him okay okay i gotta be careful with this that’s a nice

Present from the nether what’s next loki here’s a riff to the end dimension use your soul vacuum to eat up the dragon oh my gosh man this is getting op dude there it is the portal to the end you didn’t have to go all extra with a magic

Man you could have just spawned a normal portal ouch hello dragon i’ve seen you here before and i’ve got a new friend to play with what do you mean i’ve gotten fat that’s uncool you can’t say that come on come on get the dragon oh he’s

Coming down come down here man i might have to wait for him to perch to be able to suck him up into my vacuum here that’s the first time i’ve said those words no not you enderman’s coming down yeah we gotta check this out i’ve got myself

Some dragon wings now we can eat stuff on the fly let’s go oh man i have a lovely little round blob oh man ouch loki stop killing the locals use your wings to fly to the sky dimension eat the land there flying through the air well let’s see i’ve never been to the

Sky dimension do i just fly straight up goodbye and it’s been fun oh man i just flew up for a while and here i am and i guess the sky dimension ah i see so this is the land they were talking about yeah i was flying around eating all the

Spheres and i found myself this guy on top of this giant sphere here i have no idea what it is but let’s prepare for battle are you a good guy i can’t tell i have wings just like you yeah not a good guy oh vacuum back you go go go go go

You will not kill me not now not ever sky savior clear world walker ability okay mr look use your world walker ability to eat the world okay i pressed h i’m growing oh my i’m growing forever what the heck i’m as big as the whole earth i can see my house

From here well i guess nothing left to do but munch it’s a munchen time oh gosh i ate the whole world what ah i should have seen that coming subscribe or i’ll eat you next