Minecraft, But You Can Have A Baby

In today’s video we’re playing minecraft but you can literally have a baby yes you can actually have a baby will i able to beat minecraft with my baby family watch until the end to find out all right everybody welcome we’re back in my beautiful minecraft world here but

Boy oh my do i have a video for you guys uh yeah the title says it all uh you can literally have a baby in minecraft um and oh come on i found a village here and this is a very key element to starting my family and actually having a

Child now uh before i get into this this is pg okay just gonna put that out there listen all right now here’s the issue okay is i don’t exactly know how i’m gonna get a baby or become a father to a baby i don’t even know i did not expect to be

A father at this age uh it’s a little bit awkward even talking about this i just feel so uncomfortable with this one listen y’all have been crushing the support on the channel so of course if you love these videos be sure to subscribe right now it greatly helps me

Out and let’s beat this youtube war together wait what’s this how to make minecraft baby oh god one player head and five diamonds equals baby uh what wait what oh i got five diamonds in the player head okay well hold up hold up one player head and five diamonds equals baby

Okay so i just do this maybe poof nope someone tells me this isn’t working i’m trying to why why is that not working oh wait a second i get it no no no i see how why oh my dude it makes so much sense i have to do a baby like this

Huh it’s weird wait wait i i’m so confused how how do i give up how do i do this here here take my diamonds do you make do you make the baby here make make me a gollum baby please this golem is questioning my entire humanity right now

Okay what the heck oh iron oh i’m so confused do you take it there take a player head there’s there there’s diamonds right there and there you go wait did i do something no wait that villager just consumed my diamonds and for some reason he’s like jumping hey wait come back you

Stole my diamonds you must be doing something oh my god wait what’s happening yo wait did i figure out how to make a baby yo yo wait what why is there particles all around them i’m so confused oh my god wait what is that what is that

Oh move out of the way mama get the baby me oh my god what is even going on at this point i have no idea what i’m doing oh my god uh hello hello little uh baby uh look at you oh my gosh it’s a mini me it’s literally a baby

Video so cute okay uh baby he’s standing still at the moment okay uh wait what oh wait what do i do oh oh oh stop why are you attacking your mom like that yo chill chill my baby just killed okay we’re gonna move on so this is my child uh

Listen uh what do i even should i name you sharky i guess sharky that was not nice too uh but yeah okay so wait hold up so right now i it says following slash fighting okay wait so my baby can fight yo my baby got some move oh wait he’s

Following me hey little guy come here come here little baby oh my look at his little legs he’s just following me yo what does minecraft come to at this point i am i’m at a complete loss of words at this point literally anyway hold up so when i

When i held shift i was able to make him do something mining wait why is counting on five four why what’s counting down to i’m so confused what’s going on he just mind all these blocks yo sharky you’re the coolest pickaxe i’ve ever gotten oh my god uh oh bad idea okay

There’s water everywhere buddy wait gathering wait what is gathering okay hold up i need to get you out of the water you’re going to drown wait he’s on my head oh yeah come with me little guy i am now officially a father of this beautiful beautiful

Baby named shark seeing as my first day with my newborn uh we’re going to get him right to work here i want to see what exactly my little guy can do wait i want to see mining okay wait so you can actually just mine how do you mine with your fists

Little guy that’s so oh my god what yo geez he’s a freaking hacker okay i’m gonna let you do that for a minute here while i just quickly go and talk to you guys the viewers what is going on right now i am so confused what very odd and questionable

Minecraft butt episode do you guys want me to do in the next episode oh my god he’s mine so much i mean we can literally do anything as i promised you guys every video you’re out here trying to hit 5 million subscribers by summertime and how are we going to do

That exactly what we have to create the craziest videos ever and that’s literally our goal here so if you like this please subscribe and leave a like that would mean literally everything with me all right so my little guy right here is going to be able to just

Mine infinitely for me and i don’t even have to do anything this is so easy wait can i can i just go can i go get another baby kind of sounds a little lit right now i’m not gonna lie yo i’m stacked with blue bro what do i even do with all this

Bro my baby’s balling this probably isn’t safe especially if there’s like a lava if there’s a pool of lava near me so i’m a little bit concerned for my child’s safety i you know as i as i should be as a responsible parent all right little

Guy uh well listen uh no more mining you’ve been working a lot how about you gather some blocks for me oh you just got some vlogs for me no way oh wait i forgot my little guy’s probably hungry yo i gotta get you food i gotta get you food asap hey i’ll be

Right back actually what am i i can’t leave my child unattended i’m such a bad parent already come with me little jimmy or billy or sarah whatever name you like better just come with me what do babies eat exactly uh well i know there’s no baby food in minecraft that’s just

Not a thing i mean like maybe what like steak chicken babies like chicken i i would imagine i mean who doesn’t like chicken right chicken’s great look they’re all having a dance party they’re so excited welcome the newborn to the town he’s going to be the leader of this place very soon

Sorry i promised i wouldn’t do that again and i lied okay so maybe bread bread would make a lot of sense right babies like bread right doesn’t everybody like bread i think i don’t know oh let’s freaking go listen here little guy get off my shoulder real quick

You’re getting a little bit thick a little heavy okay and you you apparently are god you’re floating he’s god speed he’s literally god’s feet all right so let’s see here okay so i have let’s just i’m just gonna make my my child some bread all right very simply there we go

Here you go buddy oh you ate it oh oh well he must be really hungry yo how hungry are you bro yo you eat just like your father bro hey man i don’t know if i got that that that kind of bread to feed you that much man what’s that

What is that what what is that wait yo what what fresh poop oh god my child literally just took a dump on the ground and that’s fresh poop what is going on what is going on why why why why is this happening listen son we need to have a

Conversation cut to the cinematic bars and the piano music okay listen here done you have been born into a very very scary world a world where there are dragons that fly and mobs that want to eat you alive i must prepare you for the world’s worst environments that you are

Going to have to take on with your father me it’s so weird saying that son we’re going to take on this world together are you ready good i’m glad oh god there’s mobs over there oh god bro i can’t i can’t put my child in danger like that that’s that wouldn’t be

Responsible of me wait wait hold up it did say that my my child can fight following slash fighting oh all right let’s see what kind of moves you got little sharky you got that little legs moving real quick though i want to see what he can do bro wait

What if he’s actually able to take on these mobs come on buddy where’d you go come on you walk a little slow all right and get him get the creeper go go get him go get him get him buddy where are you going get the creeper come on get him son

Why are you stretching me out like this i don’t like this son what are you doing no oh god no no no why why would i do that oh oh my god oh my god son are you okay oh my god son dude jesus bro what the okay he’s not

The best fighter yet i get it it’s all good okay here we’ll start small go get this chicken go get this chicken oh my god why are there so many creepers what’s going on what’s going on oh son watch out here eat eat okay eat you are so fat literally

Just like your father dude what are you doing just just go on the block over son oh wait he’s fighting the spider come on son get him get him yeah let’s go here you go now you have more bread there you go little guy you oh my god he’s my

Size wait are you bigger than me yo yo bro where’s he going yo what how did you just do that yo wait where are you going oh no son where are you son i’m here son i promise i never i i didn’t leave i love you

Son where’d he go here we go son there you are yes yes my beautiful you’re bigger than me so this is kind of scary i didn’t how old are you now you’re literally much older than me now this is kind of weird oh my god bro i literally did not think

This was gonna what is even happening i had a child and he’s literally so strong i am literally i don’t even know what to say listen little guy do you want i mean little guy i guess he’s bigger than me i want to see what you can do

Mining okay you’re clearly a lot older now you clearly must be what a teenager a young adult let’s see what your new abilities are if there are any oh my god bro what uh oh hey son he’s done uh i i would request some help here

Oh my god bro he’s lagging the whole world we must go mining somewhere where it’s safe not here in the middle of the water go get him yeah dude my child is freaking powerful he’s like one hitting everything oh my god bro what like what i i’m at a complete loss of words

How does this even happen like what is that going on oh don’t mind me i’m just gonna grab some torches as it uh seems very necessary at this point in time listen son you and i are about to go after the ender dragon follow me

Into the end in a three my son is through the wall but it’s not concerning let’s go oh my god we made it we made it come on son let’s go all right son listen this is the end this is where the final battle stands are you ready for this

All right let’s do this fight come on buddy this way let’s go we gotta go beat the dragon he’s this way we now must go and kill this dragon once and for all son i want to see you become an adult today how will you do that you might ask

Well oh my god oh my god well it’s not by doing that oh wait i actually have resistance and strength when my child is on when i’m holding on to my kid bro wait that’s so overpowered i can do anything all right dragon bring it on boy

Son all you must do is take one more hit on the dragon fine i’ll help you you’re kind of really bad at this fight oh good oh my god again no i’m coming let’s kill this dragon huh yo what is go he killed the dragon oh my bro bro are you freaking kidding

Me my child is the best child of them all great job buddy i freaking love you man you are the best of the best okay go ahead this is so freaking insane ladies and gentlemen that’s how you have a baby in minecraft you would have thought definitely not me

Look at that you want to know another cool tactic that’s how you break bedrock just have a minecraft baby and well i’m stuck in the end forever now thank you guys so much for watching this video click here to watch some more minecraft butts for me and of course

I’ll catch you guys in the next video peace out