Minecraft but you can NEVER find what you NEED

All right i really need a village to start off this survival world so if i could just spawn in a desert or even a plains biome i would love that okay i’m in an ocean geez why do i always spawn in an ocean to start off with i can

Never get a village first try all right time to make a new world i guess come on i need something other than an ocean all right a forest i can totally work with a forest bro what how did i even get up here is there even water

Nope alright i definitely can’t get off of here it’s fine i guess i can keep making worlds until i get something that’s not an ocean or not a floating island come on something else oh a desert let’s go and a village alright i guess it only takes creating three new

Worlds to get a spawn that actually is good i can finally play the game now if this fourth world doesn’t spawn me near a village i swear i’m never walking on again all right planes by him oh yes a village let’s go all right time to

Loot up and get started whoa whoa whoa what do you think you’re doing the village is closed today buddy it’s a sunday the village is closed what does that mean i’ve never seen a village closed not my problem kid come on wait i just need some stuff to start off did he

Just slam the door on me let’s see do i have enough diamonds for full diamond no all right it’s fine i got four i only need one more i mean how hard can finding one diamond be time for a quick mining trip all right it’s been 45 minutes i haven’t found anything i’m

Sure there will be at least one around here and there’s not just another dead end of course finally diamond oh my god it’s just lapis of course am i ever gonna find diamonds alright well that three-hour mining trip was a complete waste i guess it’s time to head home

Like oh wait i do need stone to finish my house what the where did all the stone go why is this all diamond ore what just happened i just said i needed stone and it was gone wait what am i doing i need one more diamond to make my helmet all

Right let me just dude are you serious how and one more lantern to finish off the house there we go i haven’t built a house like this before i’ve never used jungle oh looks like i forgot to grab one piece of jungle wood nice gotta go

All the way back to the jungle for one single piece of wood well i better get going evo oh what’s up dude you’re not going to believe this but it’s gone the entire thing is gone what are you talking about what’s gone the jungle ah of course just tell me what happened

There was a fire look i don’t know you just have to see for yourself all right obviously the entire jungle isn’t gone what the heck where did the jungle go okay you know i don’t even care what happened i just need one piece of wood

Do you have a sapling let’s just plant a new tree we can’t replant all the saplings are gone too oh my god okay you know what this oak house looks even better than my last house i guess it’s pretty much finished i just need for this house to not be destroyed and i’ll

Be fine wait no no no i’m not doing this again i need every torch placed now that no mobs will be able to spawn my house will never be destroyed i think i’m good now wait i forgot something how could i forget the lightning alright place a lightning rod there now lightning will

Never be able to destroy my house alright now that i don’t need to worry about my house being destroyed i can finally go back to mining that one diamond i wonder how long this will take oh shoot wait i forgot my pickaxe what the oh no

Just do it already i don’t want to look all right let’s see if i want to hit a million subscribers this year i just need people that watch my videos to hit the subscribe button what 96 aren’t subscribed well i guess four percent of the people have the right idea all right

I’m done playing around it’s time to go to the nether let’s hope this nether portal spawns me next to a fortress and did i spawn near a fortress no wait what the i’m in the end dimension what is going on how is this happening i just

Said i needed to spawn in the nether dude i swear this game doesn’t want me to happen oh no that’s the ender dragon i gotta get out of here nope okay please i need this portal to take me back to the nether ah finally i’m back in the nether let’s go

All right let’s get a fortune of course why do i even try at this point this game hates me i just need to beat the game already i’m so tired of all this weird stuff going on ender pearls please what blaze rods why does this keep

Happening to me wait i think i figured it out whenever i say i need something the game gives me the opposite so i could really use ender pearls you’ve got to be kidding me okay i made it to the end i need to jump in the

Portal to beat the game i don’t know what this game has been doing to me but there’s no way that could be messed up right all right i’m done let’s just finish the game wait mojang studios wait this is the start