Minecraft But You Can STEAL Hearts

Things are looking grim today if i don’t give this grim reaper one million hearts by the end of this video he is going to take my life away i only have one heart right now wait can i get hearts from anything what about this flower yes yes

Yes it’s time to collect as many hearts as we possibly can ladies and gentlemen how many hearts do you drop pig oh wait he just dropped a physical heart what do i do with this oh it summons the grim reaper so with this heart i can now

Open the heart shop which i can buy a bunch of different items from this is the heart pan it costs five of my hearts to purchase my life is literally a currency now okay so with this i can pry extra hearts out of any living creature oh it shoots

Wait it’s right on this beat oh what the heck is happening oh that is sick sorry product placement what else do you have for me grim reaper an electric heart it gives your foes a heart attack okay so we need 50 hearts in order to

Get that we need to get to work jeep i hope you don’t judge me for this i feel so bad doing this right now i’m so sorry it must be done okay that’s 50 hearts it’s time to summon the grim reaper again i can’t wait to see what this does

Okay so it says that it gives your foes a heart attack what oh my whoa whoa i ate the electric heart and this is happening to me now okay but the effect only lasts for a minute and a half so we have to find a mob to test this out on

Asap oh god okay it’s working it only works on hostile mobs but look at this wait this is sick where are the mobs oh creeper yes oh there’s two of them what the heck man all of you attacked me yes oh my freaking gosh this is insane

So i’m going to resummon the grim reaper the next thing that we want to buy is 200 hearts all right let’s go and eat this wait i’ve got an idea normally you would never want to go to this right this is a cave spider spawner but right now this

Is the perfect way for us to abuse this ability literally all of these cave spiders that are gonna be spawning are just gonna feed me hearts okay hold on i’m gonna put this down yep oh don’t mind me you know just doing my thing all right now that we can

Cut yes let’s cut all this down oh my gosh wait there’s two spawners here i’m gonna connect the two spawners together wait tier one mobs have gotten stronger wait nobody told me mobs were gonna get stronger throughout this video what so lava’s a light source which means it’s

Gonna slow down the spawn rate of mobs we gotta get rid of that asap wanting to get attacked by cave spider spawners is just this feels so weird come on yeah okay thanks to those cave spider spawners we actually have enough hearts now to buy the buff heart i don’t know

What this does i’m gonna eat it wait am i getting buffered i’m getting so ripped so the more damage i take the bigger i get and then i can release this crazy attack that destroys everything i’m seeing a second type of heart it’s like a blue heart look at this watch boom

Yeah dude there’s like blue purple hearts now if you want me to get this buff in real life please smash that like button down below so i can smash those weights oh no i’m back to normal you know being normal is overrated being buff was better i

Want to be buff yes yes boom oh yeah dude being buff is way better this is this like this is insane oh no tier two mobs have gotten even stronger now wait i can also break blocks which also give me hearts wait a second guys my okay even though my muscles are getting

Bigger so is my brain the reaper bombs only 500 hearts we got so much money for some reason the grim reaper is following me now he’s throwing the bombs for me i don’t know why he’s helping me right now but i’m kind of okay with it basically it explodes everything and anything and

Then i get a bunch of hearts from it this is amazing all right dude i’m not done with these custom items yet what else we got over here green reaper we have the heart boomerang explodes here there and everywhere it kind of looks like two cherries on a cherry stem it’s cop

Oh that was cool so i’m starting to figure the math out right now blue hearts are worth 50 times more than a regular red heart wait a second dude i can freaking fly Oh my gosh look at all of these blue hearts down there from this freaking boomerang this is insane okay i’m jumping into him normally i would be scared to take fall damage oh no tier three mobs have gotten even stronger dude you know if you don’t

Want to be scared going back to school you got to get one of these bad boys this is our back to school bundle with this going back to school isn’t scary here’s a lunch box a water bottle binders folders i’m wearing this for the rest of this video now that we’ve

Sufficiently sold out what else can the grim reaper give us a totally normal waffle you know when a grim reaper is selling you a waffle i can almost guarantee you it’s not going to be totally normal waffles are better than pancakes please affirm me in the comments okay so these waffles always

End up being extremely crazy in this video so what if the waffles multiply the hearts that we get excuse me big yeah i got 10 hearts from that pig and typically we only get one heart which means this waffle is increasing the amount of hearts that we get by 10 times

The amount which would mean i could pay back my dad and not die to the grim reaper hey man thank you jesus and thank you waffle die die die die what what just happened to our waffle um excuse me yeah i’m gonna need one more of those waffles good sir thank you oh

My gosh yeah okay so i think when the waffle’s attacked he’s like bloodthirsty and then attacks anything nearby that’s terrifying okay let’s let’s uh let’s be more gentle oh no oh no what’s he doing look oh look at these green hearts dude what the heck look at he just killed a pillager he’s

Killing villagers there’s bloody waffles on a rain page no oh my gosh dude oh that’s terrifying i mean this is also kind of terrifying i mean i’m like i’m kind of killing a village right now but you know you know what nobody liked this village anyways so let’s just go ahead

And yeah there we go yeah that’s what i’m talking about dude my ears are literally ringing from so many yards all right waffle you know what to do go go yes look at i’m not even gonna do anything i’m just gonna stand here literally doing nothing i got my hands

In the air and this waffle’s out here killing these pillagers i was saving up for this 40 000 hearts for a heartboard it’s kind of ironic that in order to pay my million hearts back to the grim reaper i have to spend hearts but this is absolutely a necessary purchase i

Have seen back to the future doc i think we are in the future marty i have committed several war crimes oh yeah here we go we can jump like a horse wait a second did i just run through these guys can’t flip oh this is hysterical i can literally do

Tricks off of mobs wait can i do more than one oh no tier four mobs have gotten even stronger this is not good all right here we go all right turtles yeah yeah oh no oh what oh no oh no okay i’m gonna need something to dig me out of this hole uh

Excuse me grim reaper what do you have that will help me dig out of this hole the heart factory a hundred thousand hearts that’s more hearts than i have in real life all right i wanna buy it hardback three boom wow uh okay we’ve got a suspicious looking lever oh it’s

Literally pumping hearts for me man wait hold on how is it getting these hearts no no what’s on the other side no don’t tell me no what are you doing villagers it’s a giant organ donor facility we do need 200 000 hearts in order to get the heartseek launcher obviously we know

What the ethical decision is here it’s to buy another factory of course i am creating oh my gosh dude i was not expecting that okay sorry for the scream this little guy just talked to me do you remember me don’t do that see i wasn’t ready for that one either

I’m going to i’m going to i’m so mixed up from this freaking waffle stop it why are you so creepy today i am going to place the second factory where you’re going to have two competing heart factories now there is a competition which factory can pump the most hearts

You gotta flick the lever first of course oh yeah now she’s pumping and dumping also i do remember something but i think we can buy another waffle can we have two waffles can we multiply our hearts by 20 i don’t like the waffles talking to me right now you guys are

Creeping me out what are you doing in here oh no what have you done what if you i that is not my fault oh no they’re both bloodthirsty waffles now oh gosh dear lord honestly i needed a break from those waffles anyways they were a waffle oh dude look at how little

Hearts i’m getting now guys give me my waffles back all right listen you guys can stay around as long as you don’t talk come on just a little bit more just a little more oh no tier five mobs have gotten even stronger i’m only keeping these waffles around until i get

200 000 hearts yes get the okay now no no you guys are dead no bad bad waffles oh thank god okay we have enough i just wanted to do those things freak me out okay i just can’t i can’t handle it oh gosh give me the heart seeker launcher

It’s so big that it’s lagging in my minecraft it’s freaking huge this thing is a chunker Dude is it shooting a missile wait a second i can control it wait a second wait a second this is sick the fact that i can control where this thing shoots its rockets is incredible air support over that might be the most amazing thing i’ve ever done in minecraft i have

Really now the real question is though how many hearts are we gonna actually get from it this is insanity there is only one item left that we haven’t purchased the heart nuke 600 000 hearts dude okay so there is one thing that we haven’t tested yet i have

Actually not mined for any diamonds yet and i’m pretty sure that the original intention of this heart launcher is to mine for ores we are at the perfect diamond height ladies and gentlemen how did that happen that’s embarrassing you saw nothing diamonds you can’t hide from me dude look at the amount of

I can’t believe we literally found diamonds literally going in that exact direction there’s diamonds literally everywhere that i’m shooting right now what are you doing here i did not summon you what do you want you are taking far too long you have five minutes to bring

Me a million hearts or i will take your life go go go okay we can buy the nuke 600 000 hearts it’s exploding in 40 seconds i don’t know what to do is that the hardcore i’m chucking it down oh my god dude one second what just happened i literally have no

Idea what just happened oh my god dude look at these look at how many hearts the newt gave us yes yo we’re gonna be able to reach a million come on come on come on oh my gosh we’re so close yes come to me mod just a little bit more

Just a little bit more yeah yes we freaking didn’t grim reaper wake up i’m here to pay off my debt hey yo wake up what do you mean you need one more i brought you the million you asked for