Minecraft, But Your Hearts = More Realistic

Today every time our hearts get free the more realistic minecraft will become our realistic meter unlocks new graphics items and abilities how long will it take to crash my pc crap do me look and flax straight to do garbage we only have one hut or at least i assume that

Red squares my heart i don’t know everything’s literally only one pixel can you even play the game okay there all right boom we’ve got some old planks that look exactly the same as the oak log and now we’re getting a craft attack how does that not look like a lot you

Actually can’t tell what blocks are unless you hover over them in the inventory boom my beautiful crafting table right there okay we’re gonna get some more wood bro this inventory literally useless i can’t see anything okay how are the oak planks different from the oak logs i i don’t know let’s

Make ourselves some sticks this is literally a square did you even use this to make tools there’s no way this actually works what is different between the pickaxes there’s no way that can dig anything up surely the sword is different the sword and the pickaxe exactly the same how

Does these do anything once is that a mob will this sword damage this mob i don’t know all right this is there’s two down i mean he’s running away all right i actually killed him and wait guys why don’t we just pick up this is the

Highest risk thing we’ve seen so far hot yo can we use this to increase our hearts but how what are we doing do i just what i’m eating okay that is very strange what just happened yo i could actually see things now but because the pixels are so big

Everything looks so tiny what was that wait hold up was that my own body oh what oh that is tricky bro i mean that means i can see myself doing crazy things like taking out this cow goodbye that hurts mine i want to see more realism

Dude i just unlocked a new ability rose swords right click with a sword in hand to throw it and deal massive damage wait i can throw sauce down now that is realistic and apparently i just ate a super hard because look i’ve got 10 hearts all of a sudden right let’s give

This a go good oh flip that is so dope and that is so cool what other awesome realistic abilities can i unlock finally things are back to a normal minecraft scale and hey oh some coal or at least i think that’s what it is very difficult

To tell it’s the certain wait did you guys see that the colic fallon flipped out and yo it’s like landed on its side bro do we have realistic item physics now that is so dope to celebrate we’re going to craft some torches hold up if we have realistic item physics does that

Mean i can throw other items what about these torches ah it doesn’t seem to be working didn’t i throw the sword from my offhand maybe that’ll work yo check it out i can throw torches and it actually sets the up things on fire that is so dope hey what are y’all

Looking at all right the lorax will never know you’re not here to say anything more give me your heart ordinary day eating heart people yo global warming you ability use v to cook everything around you what does this do bro it spawns like a mini sun above my

Head and then it just kills everything around me um you know what i thought the lorax was gonna hate me for this he’s really going to have me for this and it drops even more hearts for me to eat this is brilliant bro i feel like such

The villain right now but i just really want to get minecraft to be more realistic all right time to do a little bit of snacking okay okay bro this is looking nice it almost looks like minecraft now maybe even a bit better i mean we’ve got these realistic

Shadows going on and your actual footprints as well oh it has realistic sounds too listen to that that is so dope this is so cool what is that that okay that definitely does not look like it fits in this minecraft world i can dig up hearts i

Know i i’m down for that we can dig up hearts now but these look a little bit different maybe they’re like super hot or something we gotta check this out right now all right all right what are these hot gems can we eat these as well

No okay it’s not letting me eat them right now guys what else are we gonna do with them we can use them to craft things make ourselves a crafting table really nice being able to see my crafting table this time so we’ll put some sticks down maybe we can use it to

Make tools all right try it out realistic pickaxe that is so good we can make a realistic sword realistic shovel a realistic axe oh my goodness wait wha i didn’t even mean to leave the crafting table but look at that guys it actually shows the crafting recipe on the table

And it like moves around where you’re looking all right but uh i’m actually here for the realistic ax i want to see what these tools can do baby look at that that is so real rope and check out the sword off that is so dope and the shovel

And the axe yo this is so cool what do they do okay are they like super powerful like bro look at that oh my goodness they’re like hyper realistic they all flip that is so cool coming down i’m coming down okay well i i did not mean to end

Up here um oh flip creeper bro that explosion was his body just blew that as his literal foot just blew everywhere right now juicy little hearts i’m gonna eat them all up are you kidding me i’ve been eating so many hearts i’ve literally reached three entire rows of height and i still

Haven’t unlocked a new level of realism i can’t believe i got one finally i got my wish whistle use b to attract mobs what just happened there okay so i whistled and then all the nearby mobs came up to me that was insane and yo if

The mobs i attract die they’re going to drop more hearts like that time when the creeper knocked out all of them i can combine it this whistle guys will bring them all towards us awesome oh yeah that explosion is so dope but we can combine this with the global warming

Ability so if i bring on the global warming right now guys and then attract all the things to me i just instant kill them that is so dope not for the titan of blood right there but this is crazy that is so broken holy mother of beautiful minecraft look

At those trees bro those are so realistic look at the branches and everything and timber wait wait wait those new animals no that is so cool that looks so real look at it’s endless how many other new animals are there hold up we can use the whistle to bring them to us

Look at all these birds butterflies and everything but uh sorry guys i’m gonna have to make you extinct here let’s go global warming that was brutal i feel so bad but also i feel so good give me the hearts where are the hearts is this even minecraft anymore look at

That realistic meeting guys it’s only halfway you’re telling me to get more realistic than this right now even the normal animals have had a serious upgrade look at these dudes man pig’s actually kind of good looking oh black the game is really strong okay i hope

Five chunks will do it okay good the game is running at a normal speed again may i please come in look at this everything is just so detailed and the lighting it actually makes the village’s house kind of nice oh another hat ah thank god they’re

Killing me please okay give me your more realism right now rain dance use x to make them rain iron golem you about to go down i’m doing some sort of weird death bro what a fall from these guys i don’t i don’t cats and dogs oh it’s raining

Catch the tux i get it you know what i’m just gonna grab all the hearts from all these cats that just found please give them to me uh the eye golem might not be trying to attack me anymore but bro it’s literally going to ugly me to death we’re

Beginning to hit the point where it’s like too realistic but also like it’s still really really cool wait i’ve got one of those things above my hunger do i have to drink now i mean i’m always thirsty if you catch my drink eating my what does that button do

Diet i have to watch my diet and my hydration bro this is this is where i draw the line this is you’re telling me i can’t eat unhealthy in minecraft and in real life now that is garbage all right you know what let’s let’s make it

Rain cats and dogs again and uh this is really actually quite sad i mean the dance is kind of cool but it’s just a lot of blood i just need more hearts okay no no no no this cannot be real look at how detailed the logs are like they’re

Full on 3d textures and everything bro even like the stone as well that is amazing i can’t believe this is minecraft right now look at how much it is lagging i can hear it going oh yeah what do my weapons look like okay up the sword wait bro look when i

Look at the sword it focuses on it and everything else blurs out around it i i can’t believe this this is oh my pc is lagging so much but it doesn’t matter we just need to eat 10 more hearts that kind of looks like that i think that

Should be good yes now that 100 we have literally no frames whatsoever right now what is this yo my game just crashed