Minecraft But Your XP = Your Age

This is minecraft but my xp is my eight so i am going to grow to a hundred years old and die a happy life i’m getting a baby i have only one heart oh that was awful so bad this chicken is bigger than me all right but i do need experience

Chicken i’m so sorry about this we can also get xp by just breaking grass now that we have one xp we are officially one years old we have the cry ability i’m so uncomfortable look at these cows i’m just going to cry on them oh my god oh no you’re grounded

Now that we are two years old we no longer are crawling this is actually terrifying my mom has physically spawned in microwaves that’s my mom’s face oh also we have three hearts now if this is truly my mom she will protect me from literally everything so for example what

About this pig oh my god getting slaughtered so while my mom protects me i’m going to make some baby tools we can make a baby pickaxe if we were to make a baby sword how would we do that oh i knew it look at this little twelve attack damage my

Well now that we don’t have our mom we don’t have anybody to protect us from these hostile mobs but she did serve her purpose i mean look at this sword this damage is unreal i’m four years old now i’m going down oh my gosh wait we’re getting xp from even breaking blocks

Wait look at this i’m seven years old now we have five hearts which means we’ve unlocked a new ability imagination just imagine if we could type and get whatever we wanted Iron ingot what this is crazy wait i can’t cry anymore that means every time i get older i lose the last ability i had eventually we’re gonna lose our ability to use our imagination i have to abuse the crap out of this oh my gosh dude look how many diamonds i could spawn

Right chest plates leggings boots and i’ll take that another right helmet give me your pies wait obsidian in case you need to go to the nether what about enchantment oh i’m a genius i have done everything in my power to completely abuse this system ladies and gentlemen

No no no i leveled up why do i smell that bad hair i gave up my imagination for an iphone i smell so bad i’m killing the animals around me okay what can i do with his iphone am i dancing Did i just dance and get experience what am i some kind of cheap tick-tock dancer listen if you’re watching this and you’re under 12 never give up on your imagination and your dreams okay i don’t know i don’t want to be going through puberty anymore level me up chickens please please yes yes

School bully has spawned wait a second hold on guys i got full nether right armor i no way am i going to lose with this guy oh i have wait a second why am i dying to this guy i have full nether right on well okay i have it on it just

Doesn’t show how is this guy dealing so much damage okay we gotta level up again we are now 15 years old i’m emo now so what is this our ability we have a gaming chair what am i supposed to do with this okay i can ride in it i’m

Currently in a gaming chair and i’m pretty sure mine doesn’t do this what is this dude hold on i gotta eat my notch apple what am i doing with my life right now i am running into donkeys okay this is just wild all right level 16. i’m really sorry i stole your lunch

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Going to prove you guys how comfortable and amazing it is by wearing this until i hit age 100 and pass away so we are now 19 years of age we’re about to hit the big 2-0 okay come on baby yes so nothing happened wait i have blaze spawn

Eggs why why am i mining when i can just spawn these places this is so much faster oh yeah dude this is how you level up yes ladies and gentlemen i now have 11 hearts what is this on my head what is it hold on what is happening i have adult

Strength now i’m able to pick up blocks and they explode into experience do what else you can do at 21 nothing look at this i’m like so strong i’m throwing blocks and everything i am 28 years old and i’m still not this strong oh baby is this a wedding suit that’s a

Wedding ring wait am i getting married in minecraft hold on this girl’s kind of hot Can you please just work out more what emotional damn it i’ve been working out almost every day i am true look at these guns look at that so handsome thank you brianna doesn’t tell me this all the time in if you could real life thing for me just get more buff

Dude oh what the heck whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa can you please do something brianna all right so she’s not able to attack any hostile mobs okay can you do something with it you’re so handsome okay she’s mining for me that’s not what wives do

What are you doing okay i’m now 27 years old we are one year away from how old i actually am in real life stop there you go there she goes look here goes believe she’s a minor oh she might just do an abandoned mineshaft what oh

My gosh i am now 30 years old ladies and gentlemen what is this this is the adult pickaxe this thing is freaking huge oh my gosh look how big i am dude i’m oh oh no oh no my wife wait did she survive how did you sir i

Don’t know how did you survive though i’m not going to ask questions wait uh hey hey bring the boys behind you no bree i don’t think you need to go brief god we can’t even get rid of her if we wanted to listen when you get married it’s forever okay but this

Minecraft version of her oh it’s just like you know i could do without her that’s all i’m saying yeah i i literally you can’t get a river no matter how hard we try huh oh i think she’s gone um i think i figured out how to get rid of her okay i

Brought brie back to life i’ve remarried her you know i’m 33 years old okay it’s time to start thinking about kids and everybody knows okay i mean listen girls and guys both love flowers i’m a big fan of flowers this is something my dad taught me he said he

Said get your lady flowers and she’ll love you forever so i’m gonna give her some flowers excuse me what how are they just spawning out of me okay this is about how many kids i would actually like to have i think five is a great size this is a good this is a

Healthy sized family i just don’t know what to do i don’t even have a house i’m not even a homeowner in this minecraft world what do i do what are you doing are you guys exploding what are you doing you’re attacking your mom oh i literally got exploded by my

Children yeah you know what i don’t think i’m ready for wife and kids yet so this is fine quit your job i’m only 40. am i quitting my job what the frick who is this okay i love what i do so much i would literally never quit my job unless

I was unable to do my job you know buddy you just hate your life you’re a sad sack of potatoes and that’s not my problem okay why is there so many of them am i really trying to quit my job am i that old now okay who is sending these employees

After me i know there’s a boss there’s got to be a boss that’s up to all this you know what i got to know chapel for a reason baby yo i miss being younger okay if you ate your job that is not my fault all right

Why is it my problem if you ain’t your job you freaking sacks or potatoes get out of here dude where’s he at where’s the boss at oh my gosh take this that’s the boss i already know it look at him whoa okay does he do a lot of damage

That’s where i thought buddy freaking i’m 46 years old now and i’m still strong enough to take out the boss of a corporation also look the employees love me now this is why being a boss is a bad idea but being a leader is an amazing idea editors i already know you’re going

To say something i have lived nearly half of my life in minecraft if you think growing up is overrated please hit that subscribe button okay i think we all agree growing up is a little bit overrated but you got to do it i do kind of feel like a pokemon like we’re

Actually having evolutions right now speaking of evolutions man we’re about to hit the 5-0 no i have a receding hairline i’ve got grays in my hair which i actually have grays in my hair already and i’m not even 30. um i get my hair cut often so

You can’t see it but i just leaked something confidential and now you know what is this age of fire what oh wait what okay what does this do no way look at this it just gave the zombies a beard and then eventually it turns them into a tombstone look at this

Poor zombie you gotta turn into a freaking tombstone Oh my gosh no oh my gosh can we age passive mobs no no way what oh dude i’m so sorry guys but i need i need to level up i mean i gotta age up uh yeah you know what i don’t even know what to say am i aging up am i

Aging down technically i think i’m aging up over here oh gosh oh no dude i’m in my 60s now oh my god i’m so glad god made our lives like you know a hundred years i still feel like i’ve barely even been alive 69 nice

Oh man no no i’m in my 70s i’ve seen 70 year olds still being buff and tough okay there’s nothing wrong with being in your 70s you know i can fart in public and nobody bats an eye in fact they think it’s cute and funny i can wear my

Merch in front of my chest so i can continue to plug it please we don’t have a sponsor for this video fire merch is the sponsor this video i am oh no i’m 75 i can jump but i cannot move the only way i can walk is with a cane now dude

When i’m 77 years old i’m gonna be able to walk with or without a cane i better still be hitting the gym until i’m like 95 years old what do i do with this cane do i just smack oh did i just did i just break a horse’s back

Oh my god i dude that crack sound effect is terrifying i do not like that crack sound effect oh my gosh that’s so bad oh my gosh we are nearing the end of our lives it is only fitting if we do it in the end gosh dang it okay this is really hard

I gotta use my cane to go to the end all right i’m gonna put these into the portal this is the only way ladies and gentlemen why because if we’re gonna go out we might as well go out in the end the fact that you can even do it to enderman is crazy

This is insane oh no dude No i’m in a wheelchair oh my no boy all right this is the most i’m able to fly don’t forget the video ends when we reach age 100. i’m gonna get the dragon if it’s the last thing i do i’m coming for you oh no no no no no i’m a tombstone

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