Minecraft But Your XP = Your TIME

Pizza tonight uh Burgers what’s that Preston no no no no no no stop oh 30 000 BC where am I welcome to the Stone Age Preston I am the time lord and I have trapped your wife in the future but you’re stuck in the Stone Age it’s gross it will be your end

What was that sound no no it’s a cave villager why does he kind of look like Chase caveman club and his slingshot oh this is sick should we get to use experience to purchase the items okay well I’m gonna get XP can I get XP by doing anything yes a club

Three damage that’s it all right let’s see how friendly these villagers are if we Bonk them over the head okay oh wait what can we mine with it oh gosh it is primitive technology is that an egg it’s a Shiny Rock wait for the slingshot this might be the oh this

Has got to be ammunition for the slingshot maybe it’s not what what do I do with it what oh all right hold on I gotta see what this slingshot does whoa oh man yes if we can use it the way that I think it is we can actually use this to

Break blocks and we don’t have to use our hands all right I know we’re living in the past technically but I feel like I’m living in the future Yeah I don’t know what this means but my XP bar is slowly filling up oh 99 and one more and 1400 A.D no not you again XP equals your time you’ll never gain a million XP to save your life XP I need a million yes how much

Context do you need now go get it well just in case the viewers were lost all right so we are in 1400 A.D which is Medieval Times look at the Village oh my gosh what is this guy good tomorrow good morrow oh all right so we have these other custom

Items 10 XP for a peasant mine 200 XP for a castle Canyon all we have to do this is a peasant mine and unfortunately this is a peasant so we place The Peasant mine next to a peasant and then he just starts mining it oh there’s there’s two of them wait this

Is actually amazing this is like Dumb and Dumber because his brother in the head wait but did we have enough for this I’m buying it all right I’m gonna try this out have it on the walls oh no oh oh dear the castle Cannon summoned Crusaders that are just going around and

Killing them stop it this is not what I wanted I’m literally trying to save my wife from the future and I got these medieval Crusaders killing innocent villagers how do we get them back to the castle go back in the castle that’s right every single one of you you were

All terrible and you should feel terrible you I do this this cannot exist you know in fact I’m gonna you know what I got shiny rocks this what you get for killing those innocent villagers oh man come on let’s freaking go all right so it looks like we’re like maybe

A third of the way to making it to whatever the next time zone is like are we gonna go from medieval to enlightened are we gonna go straight to the like the current day and age dude okay we’re gonna need so much more experience though we’re gonna get to the next is

That coming from underground what is that hello secret peasant Minds there’s just a ton of peasants okay this is this might be the best thing we could have ever done because all we have to do is buy these place it down and go crazy but the time lord didn’t know I could go

Through time with peasants that rock ain’t gonna mind itself not again knock who’s there Howie Howie howdy partner how much xp do you have little Preston you need thousands upon thousands upon thousands to save your wife oh you’ll never make it welcome to the Wild West

The wild west huh great we’re in Texas this is what I think everybody thinks Texas looks like Texas does not look like this okay in fact I’ve seen places in Colorado that look like this what are you doing up here there’s a snake in my

Booth oh dude there is no way you just said that gold mine shop 800 experience for this and there’s a a blaster I’m gonna go and buy the gold mine shovel so we’ve got a shovel I’m gonna dig under the gravel no gold found buy another shovel and buy

It what good so the shop only has three uses it would even find any gold but I’m not gonna find gold until you like the video yeah yes I’m not lucky I just have the best viewers on the planet so the gold coins didn’t even give us XP what

Am I supposed to use shut up I just got 2 000 XP oh it is all right oh you’re right was I was dumping on the gold coins I thought they were terrible and meanwhile they’re giving me 2 000 XP a gold coin here I was thinking this whole time this cab I

Was ripping me off with a shovel no dude if we’re getting that much xp okay give me the next item what oh this thing looks so cool it’s like double 07. okay I gotta stop obsessing over this remember my wife is still trapped in the future the only way

To save her is if we get to a million XP oh gosh horse I’m so sorry hey yo like it wasn’t me it was it was him dude do not just blast horses like that you know in fact because you just did that to that horse I’m gonna blast you

What just happened why am I so zoomed in but the game keeps telling me that my aim is getting sharper what is Dead Eye Dead Eye usually means you got like accuracy uh listen I swear I do not cheat in Minecraft okay all right I’m just to

Prove to you guys that I’m not aimbotting hands are up foreign explodes now too when you’re in Dead Eye that’s so cool well I’m at a hundred thousand XP buddy I’m catching up to you what we’re supposed to make it in 2022. come here well you’ll never make it to a million

To save your wife yes I will how far is my wife ran in the future right now we’re in 2022 and we only have 100 000 XP we must be going so far in the future so I trade with one of these what are these are you guys all Baristas waffles

And coffee for only the moderate price of a hundred thousand XP now I’m pretty sure if I worked any of these people in the modern day um something bad’s gonna happen wait a second so like if I was to use this on this player could I what are we the wild

West here well I mean I just came from the West you’re never gonna believe this but I’ve been actually traveling time to defeat the time Lord to save my wife from the future you ain’t a suspicious dude didn’t you so I no no I didn’t know

I don’t even do potions relax I I just look I need to use this I mean it’ll definitely I mean I can show you real quick um no Hey sir I’m gonna just go ahead and put this away uh you know we’re in 2022 now and I

Think it’s just better if we you know just waffles and coffee all right let’s keep it simple how do I make XP with waffles and coffee do I eat it I mean I’m assuming I gotta eat it right I’m gonna what I am I am so confused I have waffle eyes I’ve

Got these waffles terrorizing the city blowing stuff up everything I touch is breaking oh my gosh dude this is I did not mean to do this I didn’t know this was gonna happen but I ate the waffles I just didn’t know that eating waffles and coffee at the

Same time would give you the ability to break blocks by running into them we’re at almost 250 000 XP we probably need half a million if not more to get to the next age you know only experienced viewers can hit that subscribe button okay we gotta be really careful about

That the uh the Dead Eye in 2022 is not the wave ladies and gentlemen give me this military halibut chapter I’m gonna place this down oh wow it’s big that’s what she said I don’t know why I didn’t expect it any life size for whatever

Reason uh you know I do not have my pilot license oh dear we’re freaking huge right now man I think it just dropped something from the helicopter oh no oh Drop It Like It’s Hot oh my gosh they’re over here just being Baristas and I’m just dropping stuff on them with

The helicopter I’m done with the helicopter wait no no no I’m getting it I’m getting infinite XP from shooting my helicopter this means you don’t have to hurt anybody and we just get infinite XP oh my gosh we’re digging this helicopter its own grave that is so much XP

We did it we’re in the future 40 22. I don’t see the time order of Brie anywhere is that them come back little Brianna oh I know I should be really concerned with Brianna being up there but what is this robots there’s not even any ways or no humans

There’s a ray gun in a mech suit 450 000 XP for this oh man Stan okay okay why do you get bigger is he gonna is he gonna pop why is he getting oh my gosh is the robot exploded into millions of XP orbs well not Millions

Because if it was Millions who would have saved free right now we have to go fast I don’t know how long Brie’s gonna be able to last up there with the time Lord oh I can go two at a time oh no stand back oh my God they’re the size of a Titan

From Attack on Titan no did they blow the XP up from each other wait they didn’t oh dude this is dangerous okay but there was one item in particular that we need to get from these guys the mech suit which is 600 000 XP that’s the only way I can think

Of because I can’t use the ray gun on myself if I could use a ray gun on myself I could make myself bigger and I can climb the building oh gosh oh gosh what have we done oh that building’s gonna explode no wow does it work on mobs

Oh no dude the world did not need to see this we do not need giant spiders I’m you know what I’m okay oh my gosh I’ll freaking XP rich man I would like your mech suit good sir it’s got a gap what all right it’s plopper Dan right

Here oh yeah that looks like a fantastic spot to put her down hope it’s big I am Dr Robotnik Now You See Me Now you don’t it’s freaking go dude come on can we jump oh yeah we can jump oh no no no oh thank God for that ledge

Oh yeah baby here we go here we go landing that ship boom one more one more here we go big jump big jump big jump don’t miss no Time Lord I’m here well well oh wow you got you got big were you working that’s right well it’s not just any robot it’s

A mech suit listen buddy put it down shut it don’t say it don’t take your bully my wife but me what that doesn’t make sense it’s a paradox it’s yeah but marriage oh that’s fair that’s fair but I’m accuruing all of the YouTubers wives in

The land oh hey why don’t you check that bike do you feel any different bring you okay you made it look at all this XP the Time Warner dropped he was hoarding it man let’s go wait time traveling to iro in five seconds hold on I don’t know if I’m ready for this

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