Minecraft but YouTubers are Hearts

Minecraft but there are minecraft but there’s youtuber hearts i’ll craft special new youtuber hearts to power myself up and to take on the demonetized dragon please monetize this all right look at that dude i even already have my own heart and with my crafty heart

Whenever i kill mobs i get a heart from a previous episode i got for generation so that’ll be useful throughout the episode but check this out guys if i search up heart look at all the hearts i’ve got we even got a mr beast heart i

Do have a big heart in the middle i wonder if that’ll fill up or something over time ooh let’s start with the dream heart let’s hit a village there i hit the village i’m here for some emeralds don’t worry i’m not here to kill not

Yet is this gonna work oh yeah thank you i trade you weed please i need my dream heart thank you very much let’s craft the dream heart and dream heart crafted run faster when hostile mobs are nearby ooh and are immune to projectiles yeah skeletons can’t touch me nah na na

Na na na na na oh and our big heart filled up a little bit okay very cool so that will be useful but i want to go right away to the jelly heart this one sounds real cool i just need some wool in a slime ball okay i guess it makes

Sense what’s your heart made out of meat mine’s made out of slimy wool oh hi guys yeah yeah ah sweet man thanks guys it’s time to go find my boy shrek in a swamp and get my was it looking for again yeah jello oh yeah i

Forgot i have like no hearts i’m gonna die so fast yes a swamp i’m coming shrek somebody okay i’m fine i’m fine i gotta be careful now dude i’ve got literally my only crafty heart left oh dream heart coming in clutch dude yeah they can’t even touch me dude this

Heart is amazing yeah take that i may have the dream heart but i’m still your worst nightmare hello sorry i have to do this yeah i didn’t even get a slime ball oh man oop there’s a big guy oh gosh spiders are dangerous spiders are dangerous

Give me slime yeah i got one i got one oh my gosh that was close okay i got three slime balls we’ve got it let me get the heck out of here man okey-dokey whoa dude look at this place this will be my home for right now all right jelly

Heart jelly heart is mine you can now jump higher and slide down walls like they’re made of jelly oh dude this is a perfect place to try it here we go parkour time that’s so cool and gross do i still take fall damage yep okay i gotta be careful

Though while we’re on the mountain let me just grab some of the stone to make some tools and my old tools will be used as fuel recycling ooh smells like beef and a little bit like a swamp not great but you know ah that’s good eating hey look at all our

Little jelly hearts next up log dot heart no problem this looks like a fun way to get down maybe it wasn’t a great idea ah yeah hey guys diamond man ah sweet i just got this job and you steal from me yeah i’m i’m not stealing i’m just borrowing forever all

Right i got our cooked chicken let’s make this heart dude the log dog zoghood is made you have dr drumstick the chicken ah he’ll fight alongside you and automatically cook dropped food dude now we’re talking hey cook this sit on it or something did he sit on it to cook it

Does he think the food is like his young i will sit on it to cook it don’t worry you’re awesome drumstick thanks dude we’re making progress fast but i want more that techno blade heart has caught my eye i just need some pork chops and an iron sword and it looks crazy

Overpowered so yes please come on drumstick let’s get ourselves some iron usually i’m the only chicken when i go into caves but now there’s two of us nice fine drumstick we got ourselves some iron oh it’s a geode oh gosh no no no i have too few hearts for this man

Wow majestic as ever over here i’m just gonna float down like i’m an angel show off a few more of them might as well go for full iron while i’m here no hey stop it i don’t want you here hey drumstick where’d you go dude drumstick ah

Drumstick where are you at man you’re supposed to fight by my side there you are what were you two chicken that going to battle come on now do your worst skeletons ah yes it’s like a massage oh i like these hearts already man i’m getting overpowered okay i’m being humbled real quick no

Bad bad creeper all right drumstick what do you think 22 is that good enough i think i’m out of here get em drumstick yeah nice job man what was that sound all right 32 iron and done ah much better look at me i’m like a leaping albino gazelle sometimes i just

Say words i don’t know ooh cake and now we craft the techno blade heart dude boom my sword does more damage and sneak while holding a sword to unleash an end crystal explosion oh that’ll be perfect for the dragon dude and now i need a new

Sword ah snap look at me dude do i look more powerful wow you just call me chicken legs look who’s talking dude wait a minute does it explode the end crystals or oh i cause an end crystal explosion oh i thought it was gonna explode and

Crystals but no dude check this out hi iron golem and boom what that’s crazy oh sorry uh you might want to go dude oh my gosh boom wow that’s what they meant by end crystal explosion and my sword does more damage right oh yeah i won’t hit cows

I’m basically the strongest person to ever live and check that out too my big heart is halfway full i wonder what happens if i fill that guy all the way to the top let’s do this the steve heart looks manageable or is it stevie this is gonna be a meme just wait

And see what this one does i’m not gonna tell you it’s a secret don’t scroll back and read it don’t scroll back it’s battle time oh man technoblade hooking me up this is powerful i’d like some string please thank you and we’ll make a bucket real quick drumstick oh

Hey buddy bucket acquired yoink i should be able to make it yep already i can make it the steve heart yeah and speaking of custom hearts we have a brand new crafty custom hearts poster and t-shirt look how cool they are man each poster is hand signed by me but we

Have a limited stock and christmas is right around the corner so go ho ho to crafty dot store fast mobs you hit will start to look weird and get crazy proportions okay this is gonna be a total meme but i’m excited ooh a mineshaft is that the whole mine shaft

Uh okay there’s more i was like smallest mine shaft of all time who wants to get weird proportions hello hello guys guys there you are our first volunteer all right if i if i punch you uh oh he’s all tiny now and then you what happens oh you’re tiny too

My dream tingles are tingling what sorry i think i was reading a fan fiction yeah they get so tiny dude i can stomp on ya whoa look this guy’s all wide oh every time i hit him they change shape too look at this guy oh my gosh he’s flat

That is weird i like it oh yes i found some gold but i’m too lazy to mine it Dude i was looking through the heart’s abilities the green heart is absurd any block you hold will become a stack of 64. um i think literally any block that is op as heck i just need i need some copper diamonds and chiseled stone bricks greenheart i’m coming for you i

Think i saw some copper over here hello oh hello cooper i love you nice and i did get one diamond from the village but i need one more so let’s go diamond hunting shall we we will go to diamond level the cool way with explosions ouch ow ow ow you’re not

Diamonds get lost sucker lapis i’ve come back for a formal apology i didn’t mean it love you yes just one that’s all i need two i’ll take two ah three yeah we’re diamond up i can upgrade my sword now too it’s a fat zombie having this jump boost is so

Did you molt that’s your brother he’s crashed on your couch for a while why do you guys have the same name who’s the real one who do i trust yeah okay well the other the other guy left so here we go buddy all better love you i

Can create this right now but any block you hold will become a stack of 64. and so i could make a block of diamond and then get infinite diamonds so mining montage oh my gosh they keep multiplying hey my diamonds back up ah can you quit it dude it’s not working

Well that should cover us we got 13 diamonds and montage done oh hello it’s tree thomas jefferson got some stone turned that into stone bricks stone slabs and now we’ve got chiseled stone brick i did not have to look up how that crafting recipe worked ah what happened

To my copper yeah hold on i’m running this thinking farmhouse there we go i know the green heart is ours any block you hold will become a stack of 64. now you can build to your highest desires any block any time so if i hold

Oh my gosh uh how about obsidian oh dude do you like it how do you get in well i left the stairs so now what i can do is i can craft a diamond block and then i just hold it in my hands boom we got 64 blocks of

Diamonds dude infinite diamonds oh my word that’s just crazy oh now you want to come see it now you’re happy huh well looks like we’re getting ourselves some diamond armor nice i’ll just make a block sword oh what am i too rich my bad alright now

We are stacked dude oh wait now we’re stacked get it cause it’s a stack of blocks i deserve this now we can already hop into the mumbo jumbo heart because i’ve got the lava and the redstone i just need some potatoes hey farmer uh i don’t know what

Potatoes look like um are you potatoes uh yeah we got oh no dude you cooked my potato i need raw potatoes what oh do you trade potatoes oh shoot collect it fast no they keep cooking them dude give me a raw potato well that’s not gonna work sorry dude here have some diamonds

Uh maybe they’re yes perfect don’t cook these guys i need them raw mumbo jumbo heart we’ve got it already man right click to fire a volcanic potato projectile yes oh yep that’s powerful dude i got to be careful where i use my potato powers come here you big stink i’ll crush you

Yeah potato power oh yeah he’s dead his ancestors will feel that one okay i can’t stop what’s next looks like we’ve got two more hearts the skeppy heart and the mr beast heart diamond block i think i have plenty of those but i need some

Tnt yo check out my moves man watch this sliding down no problem tnt acquired these chests are boring i’ll make them more interesting there you go guys enjoy the afterlife it feels good to give back to the needy yeah yeah oop i’ve got 64 crafting tables all

Right well we’ll take that the scuppy heart is mine sneaking right click on the ground to set a random trap ooh when a mop falls for it i’ll get buffed hey guys be careful all right i’m gonna set some weird traps hey yeah there it is

Careful guys oh man hello what is this oh a cake ah right right it’s a trap it’s a trap hello buddy boy yeah got em boom oh i got buffs check this out oh my gosh i got buffs speaking of buff that creeper lived somehow well now he’s dead

Oh sand trap we got him we only have one more heart left to craft the mr beast heart which is an expensive recipe man i might as well while i’m here grab the gold in one of these chests here that’ll give us a little bit of a head start i

Have an idea for how to get this block of netherrite and that involves getting one ancient debris and then hopefully it’ll just turn into a full stack of ancient debris although that does require me to head into the nether let’s try this yeah oh that might work i gotta be careful

But i should be able to just tear through yup yeah oh i tried yep we got it we got it yes yes yes yes oh that took forever oh my goodness it wasn’t too bad though i maybe been doing this for like uh 10 minutes or so yes

Dude okay i’m really hoping this green heart works okay we’ve got one ancient debris and if i put it in my hand i’ve got please 64. yes sweet dude we got it so with my infinite furnaces and infinite coal no hold on and infinite coal yes we’re now gonna

Smelt up our ancient debris oh my gosh this is ridiculous we also got a bunch of these nuggets here is that gonna give me enough almost there we go now we’ve got nine gold ingots to then make infinite blocks of gold and now i collect all of my

Earnings oh my word i’ve got a stack already so now i can combine our netherrite scraps with our golden ingots here to get netherright ingots and then i can make a block of netherrite and then i’ve got infinite blocks of netherrite oh my gosh green you are

Chef kiss and for fun might as well get an armor upgrade ah yeah boom baby and might have look at a sword upgrade as well whoa i’m looking good yeah can’t touch me i’m covered in debris now we should be able to craft it the mr beast heart yes whenever you drop an

Item it’ll become something rare and expensive ooh cool and look at that my hearts are complete look i’ve got the youtube heart now i am youtube this is so stinking cool look at that i am op as ever no one can kill me wait i can just

Drop any item oh i just got iron blocks si oh my gosh okay gold iron what these are rare items i guess what i’ve got an end portal frame i’ve got 64 of them wait wait what um okay can i just keep dropping these items oh

My gosh dude what oh yes i’ve got eyes of ender now i can just go to the end right now oh snap what else does it drop golden apples fireworks oh mr beast i love you dude we got an elytra yes and we’ve got fireworks now too yep this is gonna be

Good well let’s make this portal here man this is gonna be cursed one two three who needs strongholds anymore yeah we’ve got it dude am i ready to kill the dragon i don’t see why not let’s go ahead and grab some of these golden apples while we’re here the totem of

Undying i don’t need it i don’t plan on dying anytime soon oh don’t break the portal i’m going in i’m going in oh where are your friends go okay drumstick is just you and me now against the demonetized dragon how dare you demonetize my friends potato attack boom yeah

What do you mean i have to wear clothes on youtube i’m a dragon yeah yeah yeah oh he’s shooting stuff at me don’t demonetize me dragon take that so i tried to scam some people into coming to the end for me to eat what’s the big deal demonetized dragon

That’s not cool dude i think our best method to kill him is just to shoot potatoes adam potato attack oh that does a lot of damage ow that does a lot of damage too careful buddy careful my stunt videos were popular what does it matter if i put myself in danger oh

Demonetized dragon you don’t even know yeah yeah just one more potato and we’ve restored monetization for all the youtubers that’s it do we get him once and for all he’s conquered oh that feels satisfying well before he gets taken over with lava let me hop in