Minecraft Christmas Craziness

A normal Minecraft Christmas update would probably add Jesus and maybe a way to bake gingerbread cookies, but this isn’t going to be a normal Christmas update. I started off by adding Santa’s rain deer to Minecraft. Naming a regular reindeer Dancer or Prancer makes them do cool dances like the shoot or

The Gangnam Style. Naming it Dasher makes it run faster, and naming them Vixen changes their features slightly. If you name them Cupid, the reindeer will make nearby animals fall in love and have babies, which is what Christmas is actually all about

And naming them Comet makes them fly up and come back down as a comet, which causes planetary destruction. All the reindeer will make fun of Rudolph, who is the only reindeer with a red nose One night, Rudolph will get fed up and take revenge on his fellow reindeer.

He’ll wear the fallen reindeer as his armor, and will become Boss Rudolph He can use other reindeers antlers to protect him from arrows, And his attacks cause planetary destruction. His only weak spot is his nose. If you manage to unalive him, he’ll drop his reindeer armor for you to wear!

Since I already wrote the code for wearing a mob, I figured I might as well let you wear every mob in the game. Now Christmas woldn’t be Christmas without Santa, so I added him too! His belly jiggles when he walks,

And he’s a bit too big for a minecart, so I added this new sleigh for him It can fit four regular mobs, or one Santa. Just this one Santa isn’t enough to deliver presents to every villager in your world,

But if you bring a boy Santa to the top of a snowy mountain, you’ll find a girl Santa And you’ll be able to breed them with milk and cookies to make more Santas! Eventually, you’ll have so many that some of them will start mining the coal for the naughty kids.

Just like in real life, I made it so that other animals celebrate Christmas and have Santas too But since mobs like regular pigs don’t have any way to really deliver presents I added special Santa pigs that have arms and are big and strong and fast!

They’re focused on delivering presents, so don’t get in their way! Nothing in Minecraft is really a great present — most things are actually pretty gross, like raw chicken or just straight up dirt. Your best bet would probably be diamonds, but I don’t know what you’d do with them besides get a grill

So I added LEGO as a new present option to Minecraft! These are the new LEGO biomes, where everything is made out of 2 by 2 LEGO bricks. When night falls, LEGO zombies will come after you because you don’t look like a minifigure, But after they hit you, you will.

You can’t do damage to these guys because they’re made of plastic, but you can break them into pieces. What’s cool about this is that you can place LEGO bricks in between their bodies And you can even build creative new mobs like this, just like LEGO probably intended!

If you bring a LEGO mob out of the LEGO biome, it’ll fall over since there are no studs to grip on. Also, TNT blows them up just like it would in real life. Building with LEGO in the regular world is also pretty cursed,

And you can even do some illegal building techniques like this if you angle it right. Here, I’ve built a circular pool! I’ve covered Santa, his reindeer, and gifts, and so now all that’s left is for me to sing a little Christmas carol for my loyal fingees subscribers.

If you’re not subscribed, close your ears for this part. Sing: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Where you can actually go down to enter the Mario dimension! Ten lords a-leaping, Which implies the existence of frog kingdoms and frog villagers,

Nine ladies dancing, Which is almost as weird as eight maids a-milking Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a-laying, and before you call me out for using the same model as the swans, pow! Five golden rings, Which you can wear on your new fingers Four calling birds,

Which was actually really hard to code because to make the phone get service and make real calls, I had to add telephone poles and satellites Three French hens, which are just mime chickens, Two turtle doves, which are just a combination between Minecraft turtles and my swans from earlier,

And a partridge in a pear tree, Where you can actually farm the tree for both pears and partridges! I hope you enjoyed that. It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only made 9 dollars off of YouTube this month, so unless you like and subscribe, it’s looking like my ten kids are getting beans for Christmas.

See you next video!