Minecraft Crazy Craft 3.0: Choose Your Side!

[Lizzie] Is this a bribe Oli? [Oli] It’s not so much a bribe… [intro music] Hey guys! What’s up? LDShadowlady here, And welcome back to Crazy Craft! Since last episode, war has broken out on the server. I guess the pranks just went too far! Here’s a quick recap of exactly what happened.

Oli of Crazy Craft set out on a mission to play the ultimate prank. That day, he set up a trap, filling Seapeekay’s house with TNT. However, at the very last second he had a change of heart. He decided his prank was unsuitable and he never lit the fuse.

He returned back to his hideous panda house and continued with his day. But then disaster struck! The TNT somehow detonated and Seapeekay’s house was destroyed. Seapeekay declared war on Oli. [beep] So today’s goal is to make the most out of this recruiting period.

Where both Oli and Seapeekay are trying to recruit us to their sides with gifts and such. So let’s see what Seapeekay has offered in exchange for me joining his side. [gasps] Well this is definitely all cheated in! There is no way he made steak and chips on his own!

We’ve got some wonderful gifts here! However, I already have my own Easter bunny so… Giving me spawn eggs is….meh. Also, why would he give me a gun? Do I look like the kind of person that wants a gun? Seapeekay! Do I?? Can we actually shoot this thing? No. No it has no bullets.

Thank you Seapeekay for no bullets to fire this dastardly weapon! Well let’s at least see what he has to say for himself. Dear Lizzie. As previously mentioned, I would like to have you as a member of my team in the Crazy Craft war.

Please find enclosed one stinger rocket launcher to use in the war. You will also find some other lovely gifts that I had in my house that I wanted you to have. Thanks for all the spawn eggs that you didn’t want Seapeekay! Thank you so much.

P.S I definitely didn’t steal the rocket launcher from Oli’s gift. [gasps] Wait… The rocket launcher was actually Oli’s gift? Seapeekay are you serious?! So if he stole that rocket launcher, then Seapeekay’s gift consisted entirely of spawn eggs that he didn’t want, And steak and chips, which he definitely didn’t make on his own.

Alright, let’s see if Oli’s gift is a little better. Oh dear, a dead stink bug and an egg. Thanks! This is not going well. Dear “insert name” – my favourite person on the server. You may have heard that turmoil has erupted in Crazy Craft, a war that threatens to sweep the land.

We need you! You may be wondering what side to pick, I know Seapeekay has likely attempted to slip in and take you for himself. But let me tell you why #TeamOli is the right place for you.

Perks: Free house insurance, a dental plan, free flowers to your wife/child if and when you perish in battle, More time spent with your best friend Oli and so much more. Sign up to #TeamOli now and you could even grab yourself a position at the top.

Down be down there with the cannon-fodder, become a general in the Oli-Army. I hope you come to the right decision, lots of love Oli. P,S I heard Seapeekay was eying your house as his first target. Better get that insurance in place quick… [gasps] Oh no!

Well I don’t trust anything either of them say but Oli’s given me some really terrible gifts. I mean, what am I gonna do with a dead stink bug? And an egg? Which didn’t even have a chicken inside it! Oh gosh! What is this?

Why is there a Totoro in my house? I don’t remember placing that here. Did somebody leave me this as a gift? It has no gift tag on it. But I would like it gone, it’s taking up the dance floor. [gasps] Oh no! Check it out! Wow, that was almost a disaster.

I’m gonna check on the secret base in case somebody has infiltrated it. It doesn’t look like anything’s out of place. And don’t forget to get in, you don’t press the button, Because that would result in certain death, You actually open this chest here. [gasps] Everything is just how I left it!

It’s fantastic in here! I’m going to quickly use the loo. [fart noise] Oh! Pardon me! [fart noises] OK I’m done. [beep] Hang on, why is there a spider here? Why?! Can I kill it? I’m gonna have to kill this thing cause it’s really gross! I don’t even wanna get near it!

It’s so disgusting! Oh my gosh, it’s so hard to kill! Why?! OK maybe I just push it over to Seapeekay’s house and then it will just stay there. Yeah! Be gone foul spider! Look at it’s legs! Look at it’s gangly legs Oh it’s so disgusting! Foul beast! Ah…I might have killed it.

Uh…I’m sorry. I think that was probably a gift left for me but I hope not though, Cause nobody in their right mind would give someone a giant spider as a gift. Oh! [Oli] I’m just checking out your various food items as I was quite peckish! [Lizzie] We’re you gonna steal from me?

[Oli] I just wanted to borrow a nibble but turns out this toast isn’t actually edible. [Lizzie] Yeah…that’s not real. No. [Oli] Well…you’ve clearly tricked me! You pranker! [Lizzie] Wait! You look a little different Oli! [Lizzie] You’ve got sneakers on [Oli] Ah! You’ve clearly seen my sneakers!

[Oli] I do! I do have sneakers on! Do you like them? [Lizzie] Yeah. [Oli] How have you been? What’s up with you? Where ya been? [Lizzie] Well I heard there’s a war, so you better be careful.

[Oli] I mean, certainly! And there’s a lot of things you need to protect yourself in this war. [Oli] For example this ghast pet! [Lizzie] Are you giving me this? Is this a bribe Oli? [Oli] It’s not so much a bribe…as a way of defending yourself!

[Oli] Specifically defending yourself from Seapeekay when you’re on my team. [Lizzie] I’ll think about it Oli, I’ll think about it. Why don’t you just go down here? [Lizzie] Just get in the hole. [Oli] What’s in the hole? [Lizzie] It’s Joey’s hole. [Oli] I don’t wanna go in Joey’s hole!

[Lizzie] Get in Joey’s hole. [Oli] I’m going in Joey’s hole. Bye Lizzie! [Lizzie] Bye! [Lizzie] I’m closing Joey’s hole now. [Oli] Oh! It’s…quite tight. [both laugh] [beep] So, we’re at war now. You know what? I’m gonna take off my little walrus hat because this is the walrus hat of peace!

And he doesn’t wanna see any war! So I’m taking off my cute walrus hat until the war is over, At which point I will readorn the beautiful walrus to live in the world of peace. What should we put on in the meantime? These are freaking hideous!

Cute little walrus was protecting me from a life full of horrible hat choices! You know what? I think I’ll put this on! As long as there is war on the server, I’ll be wearing this turkey hat. So if you guys want me to take this off,

We’re gonna need peace in this land OK? In the next episode, I think I’m gonna set up a load of booby traps around my house, So that it is safe from intruders. Because there is a war going on like I said,

I wanna protect myself! So if you guys have any ideas for booby traps, then please let me know in the comments below! While you’re there, don’t forget to leave a like on the video by the way.

And now, let’s try out this lovely little ghast that Oli has gifted us / bribed us with to join his team! I’m gonna have to see what I can get from Seapeekay as well. Maybe I can just get loads of gifts today. That would be lovely! [gasps] I know! I’ll explode this sheep!

Hyah! Oh no! [gasps] I’m so sorry! Sorry sheep! Oh wow, that barely damaged him. You know what? I think Scott is recording right now. Maybe we should go and test out the ghast pet on him! Where are you? Oh I see him, he’s up there! We just need to get up there.

Scott? Is he in the bathroom? Hello? No… There’s no toilet in here, where do you go? Where do you go toilet? I’m gonna use his toilet! Twice in one episode? How bizarre? Ah! Oh. [laughs] I fell off the toilet! Oh well! Oh hey Scott. This is awkward.

I have a ghast pet and I’m not afraid to use it! Oh dang…that is…that is a big sword! Well I have a big sword too! Is this how it’s gonna be? Poor Oli, he has no idea what’s going on! You know what? I think we’ll just leave! Let’s leave this peacefully!

I only came to use the loo anyway. So…I’ll be going now. I really don’t want to use the ghast pet because it just explodes everything! What if I just fire it into the air? Weeeeee! Oh I know! Could blow up someone’s head! What about Oli’s head? Just for funsies!

He will never know it’s me! Oh my gosh, I’ve done it! Oh no! It went right into his mouth! Nobody saw, nobody saw, nobody saw anything! I think I’ll get away with this one!

Although he did just give me the ghast pet that blew up his head so maybe he would be suspicious that it was me! Whoops! Oh I’ve got an idea! I’ll just put a spawn egg in there to make him think that it was that mob that blew it up!

Erm…what would blow something up? Maybe an ostrich! He might have thought that a stray ostrich got in an exploded everything! A goldfish? A golden apple cow? Let’s go for a pointysaurus, whatever that is. So I’m gonna need a zookeeper shard so it stays there. Quick! In to the mouth! Weeee!

Alright! And now let’s go back to a human. So we just need to spawn this in, Use a zookeeper shard and then get out of here, Otherwise it’s probably gonna kill me! Oh dear! OK! Spawn and zookeeper and I’m outta here! Oh gosh! I’m out! I hope it doesn’t fall out.

Wow little dinosaur! That was really rude of you to eat Oli’s face like that! I’m sorry little dinosaur! I just- oh gosh! I’m not sorry anymore. I just didn’t wanna take the fall for that! Well Oli might have given us this lovely ghast pet, But he was also stealing food from my kitchen.

So I think I’m gonna go and see Seapeekay and see if he’ll give us a better gift, And then whoever’s gift is better I will just choose their team for the war! Because that seems very fair! Oh what the heck? There’s no door anymore! [doorbell rings] [Lizzie] Hello?

[Seapeekay] You can come in…there’s no door. [Seapeekay] I’m in the living room! [Lizzie] You’re in the living room? [Seapeekay] Hello! [Lizzie] Hello! [Seapeekay] I’ve been expecting you. [Lizzie] What have you been expecting me to do? [Seapeekay] I knew you’d come here. What did he give you? [Lizzie] He gave me a ghast pet.

[Seapeekay] Not good enough. [Lizzie] What?! [Seapeekay] Come with me! [Seapeekay] Come with me! [Lizzie] Pull the lever Kronk! [Seapeekay laughs] Pull the lever Kronk! [Lizzie] What? What am I doing down here? [Seapeekay] This is an area, I want to give you something to make you consider my team.

[Lizzie] OK. [Seapeekay] By the way, love your turkey head by the way. [Lizzie] Oh thank you! It’s the turkey head of war! [Seapeekay] Ah! I mean…of course! [Seapeekay] Erm…so as you can see! A vast collection of….six. [Lizzie laughs] Yes! [Seapeekay laughs] 6 backpacks! [Lizzie] You’ve been working hard haven’t you?

[Seapeekay] I really have! [Seapeekay] I would like you to take 50% of these. [Lizzie] 50% would be 3! [Seapeekay] Mathematics! [Lizzie] You want me to take 3? [Seapeekay] Any 3! [Lizzie gasps] I get to choose which ones I want? [Seapeekay] You can choose which ones you want.

[Lizzie] OK well I already know I want this one! [Seapeekay] Oh….OK…that’s fine. [Lizzie] and this one! [Seapeekay] Umm…….OK, yep. [Lizzie] And I’ll think I’ll take this one! [Seapeekay] Perfect…not my favourite 3 at all! [Seapeekay] Um….that’s fine. [both laugh] [Lizzie] Well I guess I’m Team Seapeekay now! [Lizzie] What do we do now then?

[Seapeekay] So I think the best idea is for our team to prank everyone that’s on Oli’s team. [Lizzie] OK! Prank wars! [Seapeekay] Yes, prank wars! So we’re going up against Oli, Joel… [Lizzie] Oh no. [Lizzie] Joel’s on the opposite team?! [Seapeekay] He picked the wrong team! [Lizzie] He picked the wrong team.

[Seapeekay] Yammy, Lauren, Kyle, and Felix. [Seapeekay] So I think we can definitely win the pranks. I mean our team is far better than their team. [Lizzie] Yeah, so we just prank them? [Seapeekay] We just prank them. [Lizzie] But who’s on our team? [Seapeekay] So we have me, obviously! [Lizzie] Yeah! And me!

[Seapeekay] You! You are involved! [Lizzie] Yeah! [Seapeekay] Then we have Joey, [Lizzie] Oh! [Seapeekay] Scott! [Lizzie] Oh! [Seapeekay] Ashley and Wafflez! [Lizzie] Oh! [Lizzie] Oh he’s got really OP gear! [Seapeekay] Exactly! I think- sorry I don’t know why I’m over here! [Lizzie] Pfft!

[Seapeekay laughs] Let me come back! [Lizzie] You ran away from me! [Seapeekay] I’m just so excited about the war! [Lizzie gasps] Do we have a secret base or something? [Seapeekay laughs] Yes we do! [beep] [Lizzie] Oh is it that huge head resembling you’re own? [Seapeekay] Would you believe it is? [Lizzie laughs]

[Seapeekay] No one’s ever gonna think to look there! [Lizzie] It’s not very well hidden, that’s my only worry. [Seapeekay] Blends in! It blends in kinda. [Lizzie] It totally blends in. [Seapeekay] Yeah kinda! [Lizzie] So this is where we’ll have all our secret mission plans?

[Seapeekay] Yeah, this is where everything’s gonna happen. I mean, like I say it’s just a shell at the moment. [Lizzie] It’s a bit grassy in here. [Seapeekay] Yeah erm…that’ll change. And we’re all gonna have our own little rooms!

[Seapeekay] And then we’re gonna have a meeting room and I’m hoping for a long table because I feel like that is what all official business things have. [Lizzie] Wait…did you say we’d have our own room? [Seapeekay] We’re gonna have our own room. [Lizzie] I’d like mine to be pink please.

[Seapeekay] We’ll make your room pink. [Lizzie laughs] I just logged out the server! [beep] So thank you guys for watching this episode of Crazy Craft! Don’t forget to leave suggestions for booby traps in the comments below, And leave a like on this video!

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