Minecraft Cursed Difficulty: Ultimate Challenge!

I told my friend lucas to join my server but i didn’t say what we were doing and well i’m over here dude you can’t step in the grass wait what dude why would you suffer the grass it’ll poison you wait so is all all grass is poison and it explodes yes my friend

Yes yes my friend i’m the thing hey hey hey jump in there jump jump in this hole hey hey jump jump in this hole i hate it look at his iron i hate it so do we have to like beat the game yeah it’s gonna be real easy oh my gosh

Dirt explodes every time you break it oh this is impossible ah stuffed and grass doesn’t matter anyway explodes if you punch an animal it just goes flying of course we spawned planes biome too i took a half heart of fall damage and every time you punch a log it strips

It all right well every block explodes how are we going to beat the game if every block i break explodes very easily it’s got to stand real far away i made a crafting table It’s like a one-two punch of the poison grass and the uh everything exploding basically yeah yeah it gets me down i have a heart and it blows me to space i’m doing grass parkour and of course sugarcane blows up too does everything blow up uh yes

I hate this also do not step on the flower do not step on the yellow flowers whatever you can do do not step on the yellow flowers goodbye all right this is the answer i don’t even think i’ll be able to get wood much less beat the game

Oh yes we can go trade with the villagers that’ll be fun oh no oh no wait a minute i can’t even mlg water because there is no energy water allowed nico i literally want you to die oh my freaked up poison man all my homies hate the poison that is oh my god

Oh this is pain oh this is pain why did you do this to me look at dead bush i could i could actually be having fun right now i could have been having fun right now but no see we could get tools but you know everything kind of explodes

So i have no health i am at half a heart i wonder if there are any villagers around here nico villagers explode don’t they no okay it’s the one thing that doesn’t explode i keep tripping i think you can trade with the villagers okay i set my spawn get naenade on turn it

No no he can’t catch me he can’t catch me He can’t catch me i’m too fast oh this game should be called suffer craft suffer craft all right what kind of evil behavior did you do to the mons the the nighttime monsters the nighttime monsters oh nothing yeah i find that extremely unlikely actually what did i did i did i do

Something to you to make you like think uh do you see me hello i’m taking a flight there’s so many bees Why are there so many oh yeah i think spiders just spawn bees i think that’s how that works uh creepers uh multiply no way uh zombies and skeletons are super speedy oh why there’s so many of them i know skeletons also have uh aim assist hold on they also have thorns i forgot

About that you know nico you’re a cool guy but i hate you right now yeah that’s fair wait if i get hit by a mob it says oof and then all my stuff is gone are invisible as well oh no that’s just uh you trip on the

Pebble now you might say but why didn’t i see the pebble that’s why you tripped over it it’s that flower too good thing i have water to save my fall wait why does armor have like two durability that’s the curse of the bees oh god there’s so many bees

Oh my god let me live oh my gosh i want to die no no run run ooh that works that works an animal i can just kill and get their food by hitting the grass big brain plays out here you know i was about to punch that grass

Out of reflex but then i remembered that would only lead to more pain and suffering tripping makes me like wind up and chuck my stuff into space oh your bodyguard don’t worry all right dude what if i kill the skeletons by like breaking a block now my friend this is not very buggers

No not the beast oh it killed him and i got a pearl look at that and it was all for nothing see i’m trying to pinpoint which is the most annoying feature and i gotta be honest i have absolutely no idea this is so aids like i mean i’ve done some aids stuff

I’ve played some aids games this is number one this video is sponsored by the pluck and cluck i i here i’ll i’ll hit the creepers don’t worry oh sword blocking isn’t it what the heck is happening so confused make the biggest explosion we can see you later we could combine your

Sticks and my two cobblestone to make a stone hoe yeah my brain went to hoe too even though sword but look a cat oh this is terrible why did we subject ourselves to this i don’t know all right that’s a thing if you go too far underground you’re just blind

I see we’ll be safe in here except we’re not gonna be safe in here because there’s a window what are we gonna do about that what are we gonna do come on escape folks welcome back to pain craft okay but hear me out what if we learn a creeper into the end

And just punched it a lot and just killed the ender dragon with a creeper it seems like a great idea hey wait a minute oh my gosh he’s hacking all right i have an efficiency five trouble kill you nico come here come here boy new game mode idea all right we’re in a

Platform of slime blocks not slime blocks um tnt the great shadow across the land all right oh my gosh oh my god look at that oh it’s all gone everything is gone oh my god I feel like that’s not what i expected to happen oh Oh that is beautiful oh i love that oh my gosh perfectly timed all right hypixel take notes oh sweet mother ah defeated get out played young man i’m just i’m teleporting a little bit ah bet you didn’t expect that ah defeated again see ya come on no you don’t realize you don’t realize

What you’ve done you don’t you don’t understand your actions have consequences all right typed fast do it again do it again i dare you i double dog dare you get defeated did you send my game on to adventure no no why would i ever do that no no no Come on come on the speed bridge is good oh shoot there’s a creeper oh no that’s a bunch of stuff But wait there’s more hey we did it yeah oh nah just leave it fool but it was you who was the fool there’s an advanced tactic called walking around good try good try i’ll give you a one out of 10 on that one chief then you blind and then you trip

Good job are you no run oh frick oh i’m alive You see what happened was i forgot that when you broke the bottom carpet you just like yeah i don’t know what this is honestly i have no clue what this is this is what it is hey it’s fun yeah oh no no that was beautiful darn it darn it you tried balls

Oh my goodness i’m terrible i mean i’m so good at the game please subscribe uh well this was fun i just i just all right my friend if i had if i had 180 smack you off the map i would have i would have probably perhaps well this was fun anyway yep sumo

I have trained for 5 000 years yes oh god all right see ya