Minecraft Daycare – HERO SCHOOL !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

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Welcome to another day at day care! Hello everybody! You see, I’m more of a fan of the of the pinky raised method when sipping tea. Yeah, I mean, I could agree, but the tea– Like, the teacups are so small, I feel like you need to really

Have a good grip on them. >> What is happening here? We’re having a tea party, and we’re discussing the ethics of how you should sip your tea. Yeah. And why was I not invited to this tea party? Uh, because you overdose on tea, every time we have tea parties.

And you just ruin it each time. So I was not invited to your tea party? Yes. That’s okay. I brought my own. It’s okay, don’t worry about it. So what are we talking about, fellas? How you drink tea?

Let me tell you, so the best way to drink tea is just to chug it, you just chug the tea. Happens every time. You’re just gonna chug every drop of the tea and then like– Hey, where you guys going? Alright, we’ll uh… So yeah, it’s over.

Back to your places everyone. >> We’ll continue some other day. Hey, Unicorn man! What? So, I was watching this show last night called heroes in an academy. And basically, these heroes in this academy are at a school for superheroes. You need to make a school for superheroes, since you’re a superhero. No.

Unicorn– No, you gotta do it. How cool would it be if you could teach people have su– Like, teach me. My super power could be… Or I don’t know myself, but my superhero name could be Ryguy. And then, my power could be like, the power to like, teleport from one place to another.

You shoot flames out of your hands? Yeah, I could shoot flames out of my hands. See… Uh, fireball? Are you kidding me? No. No, come on, Unicorn. That’d be so cool. No, it’s a stupid idea. No, it’s not! It’d be a cool idea. No, it wouldn’t be. Come on, please! Please? No. Please?

How about this, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll make you a deal. No. You know that limited edition… Speaking of the devil, uh, Tina, what are you doing? I just want to be involved. Oh, okay. Unicorn, remember that limited edition Gi-Yu-Oh card I have? The gold foil, exhugiu-eghwhuu. The exhigwiwiwi. I have it!

The gold foil exhigwiwiwi. Yeah. I have it! Right, yeah. Oh, man. I’ve been trying to get that card for ages. You– How about this? We play a game. Do you have any idea how many times I got sniped on ebay? We play a game, but if I win, you make a hero school,

But if I lose, you can have my limited edition gold– golden foil eegwhiwiwi. It’s so rare, I didn’t even know it existed. I know. It’s so rare, you can’t even pronounce it. I know. It’s crazy, it changes every time. Every time. Alright, you got yourself a deal, mister. Awesome, let’s do it!

It’s time to throw down. Tina, you can come too. Yeah, I’ll be the judge of who actually wins. That’s not how that works, it’s a score based system. But okay, here we go! In three, two, one, go! Unicorn it’s time for us to duel for the aguagwheiwei. Look at my feet!

Tina, turn it off. Aw… Hey, look at my feet. Turn it off! It’s time for the battle for the aguagweigwei, and if I win, you make a hero school. Alright, and if I win, I get the thing that you can’t pronounce. The aguagweigwei? Yeah, that’s right. The eggwuagwaguwei? The ggwaggugu.

That’s right, starting off strong, unicorn. You don’t want to mess with me, mess with the best. Boy, come on. We all know that I’m the best. We all know, I’m the best. Actually, I’m actually. Actually, I’m the best. I’m actually. Um, actually. >> Hi! >> Boom, boom. That didn’t do anything. Oh, no–

Really?! Aw, come on– >> You did what? >> Does that even count as a win for you? How’d you not die? I mean… Don’t know. I mean, I killed you first, so yeah, that counts as my win. Fine, fine, that can be your win. Okay. Tina like, bounced, and then you died.

Yeah, she didn’t– the blue didn’t kill her. I guess… I didn’t have anything. Blue didn’t even kill her. I’ve taken out the bridge, unicorn. What are you gonna do now? I’m jumping. Oh, no! No! I’m just kidding about jumping in. I’m just kidding about jumping in. That’s right. No! You died fi–

You died first! Look– Zoom in on that chat! You died a second before I did. You died a second before I did. I win! Guys, you’re not even trying. That’s it! I win! I’m taking my point. No, no, no! We’re half and half alright? One and one.

We’re one and one, don’t worry, it’s all good. Alright, Ryan time to buckle down and get serious. You all know the power that I hold. Apparently not. No, really?! She’s about to teleport. Wha– Oh. Nope, she’s gone. Stop! Deck, stop. Deck, stop!

>> So far, it’s two to one. >> I still get a point. I still get my point. You get your point, you get your point. Ash, Tina, leave. Who’s Ash? Yeah, who’s Ash? That’s a good question. I feel like you’ve met her, and I haven’t.

She kinda act like you in like a previous episode, I think. I mean wait, my– wait– Are my– Hold on. Are you with a person– the random person we brought along? Random person? >> That was crazy. >> You eat all my XP. Either way, I’m ahead now.

It’s two to one, what you’re going to do, big boy? I’m Invincible. Oh okay, I’m good. Oh! We’re you really building a tower? No. I can see your tower. That was just there. That was not just there. It was. It was not. I swear. Oh! Oh, come on. Come on, baby. Come on!

No, no, no, no. Really? How far does this go down? This goes really deep. Hey… No! No! No! No, stop! Good bye, Unicornmann! I’m too giggly. Come on, Tina, die! Tina, really?! Yes! There we go. >> I thought she was gonna get another win. >> Two to two, unicornman.

I wanted to continue the trend, it was going really well for me. That would’ve been… Two to two, Unicornman. Tina stay out of this, this is for us to handle. I’ve haven’t even been in it, I’ve literally just watching you guys. Exactly, now, stay out. Yeah. Sure, you have.

I have! >> It’s for use to handle. I see you getting competitive. >> Yeah, using those Ender pearls. >> Sitting on that flower. Sitting on that flow– Look at her. Look at her. She’s plotting her next move. I know she is. Let’s get Tina first. Hey! We’re tied up.

We are tied up, you’re right. We got– We got some ample time to get Tina fir– But I need to win. Got here, shoo! Really? I thought I had you. He’s invisi– Oh, take that– I am invisible. >> Well, how’d you do that? >> I’m not invisible anymore. I don’t really know.

Why would you go and do a thing like that? Cool firework. Goodbye, unicorn. You think I’m gonna get close enough where you’re gonna hit me down? Oh, really you’re [inaudible] the whole time? Really? The whole time and you were just sitting there playing me?

Well, I wanted to see if you’d stand by the i– Yes! That’s it, three to two, unicorn. Your school has to be built almost soon. Almost soon. I mean, we’re still going, boy. Hey, I got the lead. That’s what matters. What is this to? Seven. >> Seven? >> First to seven wins. Yeah.

Wow. Normally it wouldn’t be that many. >> That’s a lot. But like, we kind of had a fast start. Okay, first to seven. I only need four more. Well, I only need four more. Tina needs none! She doesn’t [inaudible] >> I need five. Good bye, Tina. That just hurt my feelings.

Be like, I was about to get a sword too. Yeah, I bet you were. I was. Yeah, I bet you were. And I bet someone else just took that sword. No, it’s mine. It’s mine. Yes! >> Are you kidding me, Unicorn man? >> Really? Really? Made me waste my sword. Oh!

I got her! No! That’s right, you saw me drink the invisibility, get over here! Go away! I’m not even near you. I don’t know that. I literally didn’t Ender pearled out of there. You could’ve invisibled. That’s true, I could have… You think I’m gonna fall for that? I don’t know, sometimes you may.

[inaudible] Come here, Ryan! Come here, Ryan! What you gonna do? Take this! Good bye, unicorn. >> No! >> Yes! You weren’t still. Are you kidding me?! That’s it. That’s going to be four to two, unicorn. And Tina’s just sitting over there, minding her own business.

I thought it was five to two at this point. Tina, would you stop running? I don’t even know where you are, so… I’m right behind you. Oh. Die. Tina, come on, this isn’t about you. This fight is not about you at all. Come on, die. Fine. Bye. That was a little cold, Ryan.

It’s not about her, unicorn. This is about building a hero school for my future. Yeah, but, you know. What about my future? Don’t you think I want one too? But are you in on this bet? You’re not the one risking an eggweiwewe card? Meh. Alright, Ryan. Come here.

Now I’m gonna Team up with Unicorn Man. What? I came from the sky, unicorn. That’s amazing, how’d you do that? If you hit the ground fast enough you bounce, and when you bounce, you go flying, when you go flying you land on your opponents head and kill them.

Oh, thought I had you with that. Come here. Come on over here. Uh-uh. Come on over. No. Come on, dude. Oh, you can go over there. I am over here. Yeah, why don’t you go over there? That’s exactly what I’m doing. Oh, you’re invisible. Oh no, no, no. No! Yes! Where’s Tina?

She’s on top of the snowman. Hi. Hi, Tina. Tina, dig straight down. Hello! You tried. Oh wow, that worked. Good one, unicorn. I did it! I’m still up by one, three to four. Oh, I’m about to one up you, kid. We’ll see about that.

Cause I only need three more, you need four more. I’m about to get– Get onesie funsie on you. A what? >> What?! >> A onesie funsie. >> Onesie funsie? >> Never say that ever again. Yeah please don’t ever say that again. Sorry. Die! Uh-uh. It didn’t work. You die. Oh, Ryan… Really?

Yeah. That, and the rocket doesn’t work. That’s so dumb. XP. Come on, Ryan. I have Tina on the run. Leave me alone. >> Tina, on the run. >> I’m not involved. >> Tina, on the run. No, unicorn, you will not catch me today. That’s what you think. That’s what you think, young man.

Young man. Hello, young man. There he is. That’s right, my friend. I am safe up here on this mountain. Hello, my friend, how are you doing today? Oh, really? Ryan, go away, I’m not even a part of this. What?! I have done it! >> That is five. >> Stupid lava. That is five.

This map stinks, I hate lava. It says that you’re just sitting there, and you’re glowing. But I’m not. Tina, your shoelaces are untied. What?! Come on. Come on, you know what to do, this isn’t about you. Thank you. >> It’s time. >> It’s okay, Tina. You’re a winner in my heart.

I only need two more, unicorn, what are you gonna do now? You still need four more. I guess I’m just gonna have to come with the ultimate comeback. You don’t stand a chance, old man. Did you just call me an old man? That’s right, old man. We’re the same age.

Stereotypical old man joke. Are we? Aren’t we? That’s crazy. Flatten the playing field. Yeah, cause I’m totally playing. That’s not what I’m talking about, we’re literally flatting the playing field. Oh, oh. Ryan, what are you doing? Getting all the items, there we go, it’s flat. Really? That mess up a little bit?

For a second, it’s okay, I’m invincible! I almost trapped you. Come here, unicorn, time for you to die. No, no, no. Oh, thank God I’m invisible. Oh, I just almost died. The ball. The ball is mine, the snow ball is mine! Die! All these useless rockets are mine. It wasn’t useless! Die unicorn!

That doesn’t work great. Amazing! Yeah. Come here, you. Save me. I’m good, I’m good. Really? No! Ryan, I mean, you could’ve saw that a mile away, young boy. Okay, that’s only few– >> Young man. Wait, how many more? Two more? Three more? I’m at– You’re at five. Five to three, right?

You’re five and I’m at four. Okay, okay. So I need two more, you need three more. Perfect. And now, invincible. That’s right. No, please. Die, unicorn. Die, unicorn. Die, unicorn. Get over here. Oh, really, Ryan? No– I’m invincible. Where are you? Nowhere. I’m right here. Oh, that didn’t work. Wait, where’d it go?

No. Please don’t. No! The stupid wall! Five-five, unicorn. In this world Ryan, it’s yeet, or be yeeted. Look, you still have to win two more, and I have two more. And guess who’s about to win two more? You? Me. But what if I win two? Then I get my hero school. Nuh-uh.

No, no, no! No! Nice shot. Is what I’d say if that was the right shot. I thought it was pretty good. Tina’s glowing, she has an extra life. I don’t actually. Stay trapped in there, Tina. That’s just the sparkle of life in there. Really?! She’s in the cave, unicorn. Kill her!

Not to the side of the cave, she’s literally in the cave. I’ll get it right. Tina, just die. Didn’t even work! Get wrecked! She’s glowing green, take off the particles. I thought it’d make it easier to find me. Okay, here you go, unicorn, we’re ending this off. You hav– Well you, wait,

You need one more, I need two more. I still need two more, never mind, we’re not. Okay. Please, I need to win this one. >> Alright. What?! I just saw you drop. I wasn’t paying attention to where I was. You found the river. Well, I win! Meaning there’s only one more, unicorn.

Okay, here we go. Unicorn. Okay. >> You think you can beat me? >> What’s so funny, Tina? You’re not getting my eggweiwei card, and I’m getting my school! I’m getting my school. No! One down, one to go, unicorn. You really think I’d fall for that? You think I’d fall for that? A sword.

I got a sword. Com here, unicorn. No, no, no, no, no. Come one. Come on! Yes! Yes! I got out of it! You can’t beat me, unicorn. Where did he go? There it is. If this hits. Hail Mary– Oh no, it’s not gonna hit him. No, no, no, no!

Are you kidding me?! I fell in that little hole! You were too distracted with the bow, Ryan. I don’t want to give up my eggweiwai. You owe me an eggwegwegg card. Turn around let’s go through the thing. You owe me– Just jump in the social media.

>> Ryan, you owe me an eggwegwei card! >> In three, two, one! Go! Fine, you can have the limited edition ggwegweg card. Oh, finally. Tina, let’s go home. I get to go? Yay! By the way, Tina. Don’t tell him, but I sold the ggwegwei card a week ago. Wha–

>> Ryan?! >> And that was another day at daycare.