Minecraft Daycare – SHE USED A LOVE SPELL !?

Welcome back to the daycare because i’m back here apparently anyway moving all right goldie now remember okay you never want to keep the lighter on too long a it wastes lighter fluid and b it’s a fire hazard okay so now you dry okay all right all right all right no no no

You missed it no no no no no no no i put it out okay no no that’s not how you go camping okay i gotta go deal with this i’ll be back okay don’t forget to fix the flooding problem anywho hi everyone everyone’s chasing danny hi we’re playing tag what a very

Simplistic boring game i mean yeah but i was just doing it to uh kill some time until you got here right anyway uh let me go make okay it looks like the flop no no no no no no no brian what i have something that i wanted to show you like what

It’s a secret come on i’m in for secrets oh i mean i know about this i know this isn’t what i’m showing you normally you wouldn’t be allowed in here but today is a special occasion you want to know why why cause i went through unicorn man’s stuff again

Should you really be bragging about that cause i’m pretty sure that’s what got you in trouble last time oh troublesh mubble he’s not gonna do anything about it see that’s that’s that’s kind of where we disagree but anyways i found this scroll that has a magic spell in it what’s it do

Uh uh it makes you super strong oh you let me i want to be super strong okay uh so you just stand right there i’m getting ready to scroll and then when i finish reading it it should go into full effect okay all right so love is patient love is kind once you

Finish reading this for once you will have oh that’s not how that’s not how that goes my reading is bad sorry love is patient love is kind and now you’re in the bind did it work did it no no do i look any stronger uh no you don’t actually i need to go

Find unicorn man ow unicorn unicorn man unicorn hold still oh no okay well that’s what happens when you get burned give me the light you are my sweet plum excuse me what now what the what words just came out of your mouth you just call goldie your sweet plum i

Believe that’s what i said i think she’s calling you a sweet plum because you’re purple uh okay well i’m not a plum i’m unicorn man uh and i guess i’m sweet thank you yeah and you’re also the love of my life excuse me what um

Oh you can take this girl by the way ryan i don’t need it anymore uh yeah unicorn oh you may want to have a look at this what is that wait scroll give me that tina tried to cast some spell on me that she stole from you that would make me super strong

And for the record i am not super strong but she is now this why do you keep going through my thanks because i just can’t stay away from you i miss you in your away all right but then things like this happen do you know what this was

No it was a love spell yes yes it’s the love spell and let me guess you tried to use on ryan she told me he was super strength yes yeah yes but it’s okay because now this girl has shown me that you are the true love of my life yeah yeah okay well

Here’s the thing okay the uh the scroll was not supposed to work on anybody except me okay for testing purposes because i knew i knew if i went and used and actually used it on the wrong person i wouldn’t want it to i want i already love myself all right i just

Want to like throw out that piece of positivity right yeah i like that stuff a little self-love mm-hmm love yourself you’re the most amazing man with two ends that has ever stepped on this planet all right well okay uh do me a favor and write

A 10-page essay on why you love me so much ryan can you beat me in the bathroom yeah sure uh unicorn how are we gonna solve this um i don’t know i wasn’t expecting i guess i should have expected it because she always goes through my things especially when it involves love potions

To be fake i tried to hide it you know what i mean okay how about this unicorn i got an idea i got an idea what if we just do a bunch of gross things and activities that’ll make her hate you oh like make me repulsive too like have a skunk spray you

Oh geez i don’t know i don’t know if i can go through with that right i’m telling you we gotta do some gross things it’s the only way how about this let’s start off nice and easy okay it just so happens that i have a

Uh a dead a dead body on me don’t worry about it it’s just this oh i have a dead body on you what do you eat okay not okay calm down not a dead body just a skull okay now i need you to rub the skull all over your body

It’s not going to smell great but it’s worth it oh it smells like it’s been dead for a couple of days it is only about a thousand years perfect okay now let’s get out there and ruin this spell all right where’s the what there you are oh were you just sitting out there

Well yeah i searched the entire daycare and i couldn’t find the two of you anywhere so the only place you could be that i can’t go is the boy’s bathroom is this what you deal with every day uh yeah anyway uh tina what’s that essay about unicorns overboard you really smell right now

You do stink yeah i do smell really bad yeah wow it’s so bad that i would never smell you again no no someone dumped something smelly on you i’ll go i’ll go prepare bath right now oh god oh no oh no oh oh geez okay well she’s broken the window great

Ryan i don’t think it worked yeah um we got to get smellier smellier how do you get smellier than a dead corpse i know i know i know but i have just the thing it’s in here okay what is this that’s right we’re gonna reach all the

Way back into the back of the fridge here uh-huh okay i’m not gonna be too happy about this but i’m gonna have one of goldie’s month-old tacos that’s probably really stinky is that guacamole or mold definitely mold definitely mold okay okay i’m taking a bite go for it

Here let me smell your breath oh that is rancid you think so oh all right uh all right uh i’m gonna go ask tina for a kiss and see if she hates it uh yeah or just breathing her face tina unicorn man tina hello i’m here

Oh oh hi i was just preparing the bath for you oh jeez wow thanks i thought you could do a nice sand japanese style you know oh yeah well before i get in there um how about um you know uh how’s my breath smell oh um did you

Eat something bad for lunch um i just oh it smells like that on a normal basis oh yeah yeah yeah yeah on a normal basis well here here’s a toothbrush and some toothpaste why don’t you go brush your teeth uh okay wait no no no i’m not going to do that

Well why not because he doesn’t brush his teeth that’s right i don’t like to brush my teeth but gone uh hygiene that’s okay yeah it’s sparkling you’re so worried about what it could do to the I want to go in some of this funny water are you okay yeah yeah i’m okay you were here to rescue me obviously you made sure i was okay with your wish magic which i really appreciate yeah well yeah i don’t want you to die or anything death is funny well yeah but

I i get it you don’t brush your teeth because you’re worried about what it’ll do to the environment we don’t know where all of those old toothbrushes go we don’t know if they actually properly recycle them or not i’ve never thought about it until just now thank you so much for pointing it

Out yeah no problem anyways i’m gonna finish getting your bath ready so you can just come back whenever you want yeah you go do that okay unicorn what do i do i don’t know yet but i have a new idea um follow me this way okay okay here’s what we’re gonna do okay

We’ll go to the playground where all the dirt is nice and mushy uh and then we’ll just kind of start making you a nice mud hole oh you want me to you know exactly where i’m going with this yep okay there you go there’s your mud pit get rolling uh

All right i i don’t know about this one get rolling i don’t really want to go in and roll around in the mud you know what i mean we can always dress you up different Yep there we go oh it’s very squishy yup get it all up in the boots and the gloves and the clothes and the stuff okay here we go i’m getting into it yeah there you go nice crawl through the mud the oh it’s card really nice for this

Well you’re not supposed to breathe in through your mouth that was a mistake oh i knew that uh how do i look how am i am i muddy yeah and perfectly in need for a bath but if you refuse to take the bath that she works so hard while you’re

Muddy she’s sure to get mad and leave you right that’s gotta be the secret that doesn’t work i don’t know what i’ll do i don’t know either tina wow you really are muddy unicorn how gross yeah i just rolled around a whole bunch of mud and you know what i really don’t

Even feel like taking a bath anymore this is so nice you don’t feel like taking a bath anymore look i’m so dirty and smelly it’s even in my beard look oh i see so you don’t want to take a normal bath view to take a big bath

I completely understand no no no that’s not what i meant with that um i don’t think this is gonna work uh you and i you know um right now i mean we can reschedule to a better time no no i mean like forever like you want me to wait forever okay

I’ll live forever no i unicorn you don’t understand there is no getting rid of that persistence um boy how long do you live how long is forever for you i forever unicorn come with me it’s okay unicorn i have an idea mr krabs unicorn yeah

You know what this is over here uh a really badly made christmas tree this is not just any really badly made christmas tree this is my really badly made christmas tree okay okay and i need you to remember that tina hates this thing so if you were to suddenly love this thing

It should make her hate you because she literally her whole thing is she loves christmas and i don’t like christmas what oh uh should i not have said that look here’s the deal she likes christmas and this is basically insulting to any person who likes christmas so if you are like saying wow

I love this christmas tree to her then she’s bound to pretty much tell you off all right if that doesn’t work just tell her you hate christmas tina oh i’m gonna go hide yeah peter can you meet me in the backyard oh i see you hello can you come over

Here my little po uh my little tina poo is that nightmare’s nickname that’s so cute yeah yeah what do you you know what else is cute this christmas tree i love that you know i i in general just really don’t like christmas you know like it’s just not really my holiday

Halloween’s way better and then and then that first part again i said i don’t really like christmas too much but this tree right here i don’t know it’s doing something for me you know i’m kind of like looking at it and i’m like wow it’s so good and where’d you go

Unicard she left you did it she i did it there you are ah now she’s back with me no no no no no no no no no save me unicorn come on man not my problem come on i just helped you your christmas tree brought me back too and that

Was another day at the daycare You