Minecraft DONO – Techno and Tommy’s chaotic energy on Philza’s stream! – Dream SMP

You’re going down now you [ __ ] up [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh get back here a [ __ ] oh no another [ __ ] the server’s lagging you know why it’s like watch out watch out i might lose a heart don’t hurt yourself dude [Laughter] just immediately immediately give up give me your things now no

Mate i’m trying to restore this world i’m trying to get the server back to its glory days like the bruce song and you repay me by hurting me bro i could have brought you tools if you actually like said something coherent you just screamed and shot phil

You brought me tools you just screamed in chat not even typing my name right we’ve been wronged vc2v2 vc2 we’ve been wronged it’s like a better than what i how are you don’t don’t don’t don’t give him this take take him down the picture say no don’t call me no

You just stole my food you know and then he logged on and i called him a [ __ ] and he went oh i’m a miner i didn’t know how to respond but in like three weeks he won’t be so [ __ ] oh yeah phil can’t wait you oh my hello i need your king

He’s gonna save one he’s gonna say one thing and then leave he’s gonna say he’s gonna say technoblade.com and leave from calling it oh okay dude we can all say that now give me oh oh hey hey give me three weeks oh look at this luscious thing

He’s showing off merch right now yeah yeah yeah i am [ __ ] i’ve not done it for two years i have the pass oh it’s a bit of a reveal you’re both streaming this is incredibly bad i don’t give a [ __ ] listen there have been worse manners in the world now

Look at uh guys guys you let me get you some oak wood i’m gonna i’ll tear down whatever it takes i am so i’m tearing down trees that people paid for i think there’s like a huge castle over here just overthrow society i know i’m gonna watch the joker tonight phil

If you want to the joker with the the one that’s like um that one that’s literally what i feel like right now you feel like society i feel this is society has done this to me let me get some slabs how are you doing how could you compare struggle

Name name one other parallel i am i am so similar to dave joker yeah me and you and bad boy hello is murray oh my god you’re gonna get shot murray by my joke gun jesus though this is right and we need to destroy the lamps the lamps

Illuminate it and scare off the primes one thing primes don’t like is light all right twitch viewers like to sit in the dark that’s where they belong isn’t that right twitch viewers who’s sat in the dark under a mattress right now scared and alone give me your pride give me your money

See isn’t that true you guys don’t want to be oh my god i’m eliminated i’m just looking out for you guys give me your prime sad and lonely people in the dark i got all the primes i’m getting fellow fella trust me phil when i’m not live i’m i’m just one of

Them i just sit alone waiting for the next steering stream and then i watch it in disappointment did you see that he streamed uh minecraft recently yeah i did yeah yesterday right did you watch the entire stream no i didn’t no i saw the house he built and i clicked with my friend

Yeah do you know what mean turbo did yesterday we went to a concert and i didn’t pay for a ticket so yeah what okay guys so we went to this gig and toby’s like you gotta go to this gig and i’m like all right tobo and i go to the gig and

I’m like i don’t have a ticket and i go to the door and it’s right starting and they’re like well you can’t come in and i messaged toby going oh i can’t come mate and toby goes just use my ticket and i go that’s not how tickets that’s work

Not how yeah it doesn’t work like that i go in hear me out hear me out wait one sec but i break the law oh well i actually but i go in i go in i go in with a ticket i go i get past the first lady at the gate

She got she goes i say oh yeah i’m toby smith she’s like oh [ __ ] i go in the second man the bouncer as it were oh maybe i shouldn’t tell this on stream maybe i shouldn’t admit to sneaky now it’s too and then the bouncer stops me

[ __ ] and he goes oh could i see you took it mate [ __ ] little does he know i’m toby smith so i get up my ticket that says toby smith on it and he goes oh toby smith’s already checked in and my wits grab the best of me and i

Say no my friend tom simons should have checked in is he on the list i’m toby smith and he goes and he goes you can’t come in mate why by the way i go no i no and i’m like i’m like acting really sad like mate but i was so

Excited for this gig they’re my favorite birthday yes my birthday you give you give to the bouncer puppy dog guys and get this no i didn’t give him puppy dog oh well i mean i’m toby smith i should be on the register and he goes

And then he stamps my hand and sends me through he just couldn’t give at the end though which was really just awkward and then the band after the gig came down and they and they knew me from my hit minecraft videos and they were like can i get a photo

I’m in here illegally you know and they went oh and i realized maybe i shouldn’t have immediately told the band that i broke in but at least at least i’m honest yeah you told him to improve the security basically yeah phil you’ve done this completely wrong and i hate you

There you go well because you just want stairs yeah but how sick is that though i literally lied and got away that has never happened to me before i’m such a bad liar this should just this should just not be something you’re proud of that’s awesome this is terrible that’s so badass it’s

Just you aren’t the worst example to your viewers right no i’m not guys me up hip no please hear me out why would techno just log on and not hang out there you okay right please listen to me let i’m in a mood of confession the the getting rid of the

Prime brass making me all sentimental they used to tell me at school don’t cheat in your gcses because you just won’t be able to get away with it in the actual exam and then the actual exams come around and i’m sat next to erin in our music gcse yeah

In a mock exam and i don’t know any of the answers and he sat so close to me i just copy off of him and then the whole world shuts down and that’s my final result so i got an a star in music she’s got absolutely the luckiest

[ __ ] draw they’re like don’t cheat because you won’t be able to get away with it in the actual exam and then i got away with it in the actual example it’s like yeah then tommy got a global pandemic and he’s like here we go phil have you ever cheated on anyone no

Captain puffy have you ever cheated on me tommy’s chat do not cheat in your exams if it works unless you coffee why are you enabling this well listen that’s how you learn right i beat school by cheating college i just didn’t do it i just didn’t do that

It teaches you not to do that jesus christ i’m [ __ ] winning all right i’m getting back my prime path i’m confessing my sins sounds like you’re proud of those sins though really yeah he’s like i would do them again guys do it like me no i’m just giving people advice right

It’s not it’s terrible everyone in chat is like i’ve cheated too see oh we’re on the same boat now we’re gonna do it again don’t make this into a wholesome moment this is nothing but this is nothing close together we’re such a community aren’t we we’re such a community but we can’t

Be with this [ __ ] oh wait he’s riding a pig isn’t that that’s kind of no that’s missing technical content right now yeah he’s right no i’m not i’m gonna leave it how long i’m gonna wait i wanna get a cinematic angle i’m coming tech now oh

Wait wait i got more wood i’ve been doing more work with replay mod let me just get this oh that’s not very low specific of you what the [ __ ] is happening where are you guys we’re near the the frog again is he trolling is he just [ __ ] controlling

You yeah he’s just slowly riding a pig down oh my god oh i see i see him floating there he goes yep how will he go up the prime path anymore how will you go up it’s at no blade you have to go up the right way oh no perfectly lined up

Can you guys hear my game sounds or not no no okay good i guess oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait wait i gotta get this [ __ ] i gotta get the perfect shot why is vickstar in here fake what i haven’t well that name being that name brings back a couple months

I haven’t heard that name in quite some time down here i fell and there’s this big star i heard it recently and you talk oh Here he comes i heard it recently you tell me about that cursed cancelled vlog of yours oh yes yes that’s because it was uh sort of morally wrong just a little bit where’s he gonna go next the thing is he’s just so you just never really know

Where he’s gonna go this guy he’s just so damn unpredictable yeah tommy i got some oh that’s what is he doing like he’s slightly oh no strangely just beautiful the way up i’m gonna correct this path [ __ ] it’s wait oh is he correct with it is he fine

Why does this look so good what the [ __ ] are you cinematic shotting this right now wait let me let me pause the music and get it yeah i am but it looks like it doesn’t look like funny good it just looks like unironically kind of sick there’s an ending to this road

My hero just toss toss things on him like like he’s like he’s a prince from a far wheeler at home he’s hero what the [ __ ] all right i’m here oh there it is tenno have you seen the prime path oh no i must have missed it it’s changed come with me

Look closer how are you how would you be oh i could do with some food if that’s all right oh no i’m good but i really i’m actually i rely on this for transportation i don’t know what what’s its name we haven’t gotten to that okay

I just found a pig all right it doesn’t have a wiki page yet all right give it time let’s give it one can i give it can i give it some some backstory oh my god not the backstory all right all of us all of his orphans were killed don’t make it

Jesus christ oh no not the angst pig the pig was dealing with some mental health issues and then and then came around a stronger handsomer pig this pig took the other uh we need to destroy this point this pig took the other pig under its wing and just like that

It became one slightly bigger pig they call him the big pig they are one together this is not two separate beings this is one entity like a transformer they have merged together there’s a tunnel and now they are the big pig are we keeping this tunnel talking

No [ __ ] this i phil the first thing i did was make a goddamn sewer i don’t need more sewers i don’t know this tunnel seems like kind of an improvement if i’m being honest yeah the [ __ ] big pig or pig bikini for sure i see we keep

This tunnel this is fair this is fine no no no okay phil the one of the core things of this is that everyone always accidentally goes through my house all right we can’t have a way to make people avoid me people love me you put a wall around your house

I can take down a small bit of the walls the true colors the true colors form in front of us it’s because you want people to be at your house more brilliantly it’s around you he just wants you what do you think big pig mommy how are you so broke thank you

That’s not a compliment you have like stone tools well i woke up and i was i had everything was lost and i’d well i’m gonna go there is there a slight you know that whole capitalism fad i’m really starting to feel the effects of it now my blow up has won [Laughter]

Hey guys hi man hey i just i just came i just came here to do four out of four Four out of four and that’s the ten seconds that’s our content for the year all right which one of those steps first hello wilbur they’ve taken down our prime path wilber our i literally have no correlation i’ve no input in the prime path in history ever but also hello caroline

I forgot you called me that baby what the name is so formal like the like this creepy girl with the black eyes what oh my god that’s true that’s coraline that’s coraline what i i literally i literally have no no connection to the prime part well but

In character or as a as in cc or c i have no link to the prime path whatsoever and i have i do not give a [ __ ] what you do to it this is so offensive i have never received a single prime why should i care about it

If all of your views if all of your viewers go and subscribe to me no no no no no no no has more subs than me all right here’s all the people’s streamers 148 million players all right he’s a billionaire i’ll hop on the dream smp if

They all go and subscribe to them oh you [ __ ] my bm guys i’ve muted wilbur sub to me or any other of the streamers in this world they are older richer and whiter than me so really who do you thank you it’s just tommy has muted you on his end

I’m using horrible because he’s scum and i’ve hate i’m i’ve been waiting for a moment to be a big baby right now i’m going to go to the street club and give them all of my prime money tell tommy i say three then i’m gonna uh will says three slash four

Oh all right all right oh no okay i’ve uh now i feel partially responsible for that fully responsible but i only feel partially responsible all your fault all your fault let everyone know it was your fault mate he okay yeah yeah i’m gonna go vegan in not the thing you’re rage

Yeah but just watch me it is now it is now recording the time you’ve just never been that angry start eating people what it’s not no but think about it this way no no i i made a big point about this i’m gonna be the first vegan people

Eater plants have feelings people are evil the name the wrong thing a plant has done ever nothing never wrong thing that people have done oh many guys who’s with me i’m not for this uh people eating thing i know that’s a hot tip right not a cringe sir oh my god

Uh can someone help me [ __ ] please right you are chewed right now me your ass are you talking to me techno or caroline possiah talking to you please come at me phil i’m having a depressed moment right now i’ll be right there as fast as my pig can carry me

Okay tennis are you sure the moment i scold you you immediately just go oh can you help me please oh please what’s wrong okay tell me what’s wrong with my attitude phil and i please and i listen you’re talking about eating people what do you mean bad people not the good ones

That’s still terrible get rid of this death penalty give it the tommy in it penalty and numb on them you do a little numb yeah yeah yeah i’ve got this one parallel they’ll never do wrong things again after a nominal yeah that block just peed on me all right i’m

Here guys uh just in time techno yo right where you at that’s true though tell me that’s not a bad idea we feed me and we get rid of the crooks all right yeah but what if they don’t taste good well yeah then i give them then then i give them to about

Them and they become part of the tub net furnace their corpse will fuel top nets yeah as will we all that’s the message of time when the day of job will come all families will soon work for [Laughter] uh um where is it this image on it with a say turbo is

Watching every oh what image i thought you posted it in bc side check oh [ __ ] now i’m 60 sure i just leaked my passport what [ __ ] idiot no you didn’t no you [ __ ] didn’t how oh no you [ __ ] didn’t if you did right now end stream and delete the archive and restart stream

Delete all clips i’m sure it’s fine i’m sure it’s fine i’m sure oh uh please tell me it was just out of frame he’s telling me this is not going to be very pogo this is not very pogers if you just did that another victim of display capture

Oh this is why i’m so terrified of display capture guys i am so challenged because of this we trust you guys don’t don’t do anything i i wouldn’t with my id right now i mean you literally just advocated like people get into concerts yeah like oh [ __ ] i didn’t

We’re talking about theft delete the stream delete the clips now go go go i know it’s a you are absolutely trolling right now this is not a normal reaction it’s fine it’s fine this is not a normal reaction to have like please wait let me just let me just find oh my god

Did you wait oh wait okay wait i’m about to see wait i was watching the vault wait if i did then we’re [ __ ] well we is a something dying near me yep [Laughter] all right alt tabs alt tab to double check something this is i’m just saying i’ve got it immediately dark

I’m messaging will about it please tell me i didn’t leave my passport technology that is the worst the technical what you’re laughing at me for laughing at you because you just responded to a dm after i after i said serious the situation is when you was like

Guys guys we might be in the club is it on the stream or no wait wait wait one second boys i leaked my passport on stream really oh my god is that high quality enough wait that’s the image on stream what i’ve just linked in the chat um ooh

Did that get me done i don’t think it could i don’t think it’s good sure i don’t think so let me look closer it’s pretty [ __ ] blurry i think you’re fine yes get [ __ ] i think i think you’re fine the only way to double check is to

Probably uh download the clip can you download a clip of it and just wait [ __ ] hold on yeah phil i’ll clip it for you uh name this is my god dude why are you why are you still in in 2022 why are you still doing display capture man

Because i would i know that okay wait guys guys we might be literally fine we might this might be the world give me a second give me a second i just watch you feel watch it tell me if that’s off tell me if that’s like my life that’s two

Seconds i’m i’m loading up a website that gets me the downloads this is an award-winning streamer guys this is guys this is the the best minecraft best minecraft streamer by the way this is the day a day later after winning best minecraft streamer i speak

My mind give me a second give me a second give me a second give me a second it’s fine guys can we get some primes right now i’m done let me get some primes downloading the video believe it i can hear kristin just laughing she is just she just does not care

Mute in the video april 9th april 9th april 9th why are you on one heart so dangerous on the puzzle i’m skipping through i’m skipping through but why are you always in such a danger whenever you play in game smp okay i’m screenshotting uh let’s see

I can go get my real passport your [ __ ] face that needs to be in the mood the face you made what you did needs to be in a 100 [ __ ] hell all right i’m loading up the screenshot give me seconds i’m sorry it’s teenagers i need to like zoom in

Wait oh no i got you’re fine it’s it’s so unbelievably blurry it’s tiny you’re so lucky that this [ __ ] thumbnail was that small because if it was any bigger they could have gotten something from it probably i don’t want to brag but i just did the funniest passport leak ever

Just think probably gonna be a clip or two of that just calling my dad one sec oh no tommy’s just farming clips i’ll be like oh boy i’m gonna get on ours watch him leak his [ __ ] dad’s phone number number yeah dad you’re just on stream just letting you know i think we

Should cancel all of our bank accounts what do you mean well one second check oh okay do you mean the one numbered five nine eight two four of all people to do this like i wouldn’t have expected tommy toppo yes i’m going to be honest tommy’s absolutely top three people i would

Expect to say really in front of him though definitely tobo Holy [ __ ] dude guys dad says it’s fine chap father reassure the people are you just do you just like relishing giving people it’s all fine and if you get my passport what should they do dad immediately destroy it Thank you father for the words of advice immediately he’s right guys you don’t need to do crime thanks that he hung up yeah guys oh what a clutch guys and if that isn’t a better clutch than the manhunt boat clutch i don’t know what is anyway guys it’s only a matter of time

Till tub net takes everyone’s id so that’s true that’s true that’s true that’s true it’s only a matter of time we will be assimilated i can’t believe you did that you what the [ __ ] you absolutely lunatic what that was awesome no it wasn’t it was like let’s do it that was genuinely terrifying

You realize how quick my brain was going to every possible outcome and thing that could go wrong and [ __ ] how it fixed that but i clutched it just leaked my passport the seconds you spent just like thinking were driving me insane i was telling you to stop streaming delete everything

You’re like and you’re like on stream guys maybe it’s fine maybe no it’s not why would you risk it It’s like maybe it was fine or maybe my entire life is over for two months at least [ __ ] yeah but think of how many views the clip will get i can help stress me out man that’s what we like that’s what we like oh my god [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that is

What a good bit of law yeah right right after you told your viewers to commit fraud nonetheless and they’re like sure the timing dude holy [ __ ] can we get some primes [Laughter] brilliant quick take his stuff i have nothing i can see you rushing towards his cops precious materials i literally have nothing

What dude you really had nothing what a clutch moment that way wait i never let anyone down take those the right server my eyes were i’ve never had this much adrenaline on a stream before like ever i am like whoa throw my pig now you cut the carrots first

I’ve lost all control over movement come on over here let’s just go for it they’ll go for a little walk right tell me where you’re at i picked up tommy’s items and i’m pretty sure the value of my inventory went down yeah this is having them just dropped everything to negative two

I can’t think of a single item in here i would keep yeah i’ve got a golden helmet with no enchantments and a stone pick why is he so poor swear he has [ __ ] i swear he has things like in his base he’s just refusing to use them chad don’t say poor tommy

He is he’s just lazy he is merely just being lazy he got robbed no he didn’t have been techno man i’ve been doing all right yeah been playing many games recently nah just chilling i’ve had nothing to do man i just browse social media for 16 hours a day oh yeah that’s healthy

Let’s go over this way i would have said let’s hang out and play tf2 with the gang but i think i think will is just somewhere on his phone some undisclosed location so i don’t quite think he’s able to play rip all right let’s just pull you into here

Come on pig let’s go wait will you take that from o’clocker’s house scared me he literally has netherites take in the discs don’t take don’t take this don’t take it this is like good now they’re right too i know i’m gonna have my can i have my stuff back please tommy you literally

Have another right in your chest so what are you doing walk walking around with [ __ ] tommy i picked up all the items in your inventory and the value of my inventory went down that’s not funny it’s pretty funny uh it was like a six out of ten i don’t

Know i’m having like my post dream come down on stream right now my chest is so like going so fast i was like oh wow because i remember my dad telling me like do not let your license or passport whatever you oh phil let me tell them

About the airport security bit we did no i [ __ ] hated it so much i hate this so much it’s my favorite my new filter minecraft getting questions we’re in the airport in france right heading home and tommy just for some reason just turns into actual ball of chaos like

In the one place you do not turn into a ball of chaos airports right he’s going around saying like phil’s a minecraft might have a bomb no no i didn’t say that i’m gonna leak my passport on the vlog and he just keeps like you know what i showed my passport so

Many times in the in the vlog i kept being like guys and going fbi fbi take down and then when and then phil got questioned and i started going phil’s a minecraft getting can i talk about the other thing that happened that was insane like he probably the mo the

Strangest thing that ever happened in a vlog ever so okay we’re in disneyland and we didn’t even ask to go to sorry captain [ __ ] and phil i’m not going on too much yeah okay okay just checking we’re on disney and you’re not allowed cameras on there and we go on the uh

Okay wait i’m gonna do desktop capture but please stop doing this happening oh my god dude race car ride disney parrot that actually was okay wait yeah we go on this we go on this guys this ride in disney paris yeah and then um

And we go on it and you can’t you can’t have i want to do another alton towers vlog but you’re not allowed to have cameras in disneyland so we think phil has a secret chess cam disney don’t sue me if you see this and i have a handheld

One and it’s just me and go on the ride because will and phil are kind of scared of those ones because they’re [ __ ] and i hate them and we start going on it and it starts and then they stop the ride and start shouting at me in french

That is the most alarmed over the intercom they go and then they start they actually stop me to ride yep and appointed me and there’s like loads of french people are staring at me and i’m sat there with my gopro going huh i’ve listened to they come over and

Take it off me and i kept it rolling so it’s all going to go in the vlog me and will were just watching the ride we’re like oh i guess it stopped something broke what a coincidence no they were showing at you and i could see kristin just laughing

Being like awkwardly like oh god me and kristen were like oh no is this where i get arrested in a vlog and i was like oh my god oh my god getting detained in france vlog it was it was so scary i thought he was gonna go to disney jail

Right at the end of the day i clutched i almost went to disney jail would have made for a good vlog twist like i went to disney world and went to jail this has been a really uh eventful stream so i can’t believe i oh jesus anyway

We had to keep hiding the camera too like you every time we went onto a ride right i had a camera on me like i had a literal gopro attachment right can you stop ah why did you hit me i had a gopro well stop hitting me then

Oh well phil it’s loving into loving it without loving it all right here’s some things thanks bill hey yo i’ll keep finishing oh i need normal wood normal wood please normal wood’s in there jesus man you’re literally spilling all your [ __ ] on me man you ass fishing right anyway

So i’m wearing this gopro on my chest and like they keep stopping tommy because he had a gopro on his wrist so i’m guessing they just thought it was going to fly off and like we went into this uh can i tell can i tell the one way like tells you like

Specifically to take it off yeah yeah so like we go into this uh ride that’s like uh it’s meant to be like a lift from a hotel like a spooky lift or whatever it goes up and down and we get in we sit down and you you like

Look at him and you’re like can i have can i film he’s like forget it he looks at you and just goes forget it and we’re like oh [ __ ] all right well i guess and i just like zipped up my hoodie awkwardly to hide the obvious gopro attached to my chest

And then toby just reaches and goes keep recording filter minecraft just press this record on my camera and you can see the little red light coming through the hoodie i was like he’s going to [ __ ] kick us off he’s going to see this he’s going to sing

And then [ __ ] that’s what we did for the rest of the vlog every [ __ ] time every time we got on the ride i zipped up the hoodie pressed record and it just unzipped it when it unzipped when we started moving the moment we were out of range of the people’s eyes

I just unzip it just like there we go everyone can see the ride now jesus christ there’s gonna be so much scuff footage of you just like zipping up the hoodie be like good goodbye viewers vlog nation we make you proud oh my god oh and on the eiffel tower i

Kept leading my phone over the thing that was freaking oh yeah he kept poking his hand through the the gaps in the in the like chain link fence thing that’s meant to stop you from falling and will kept almost trying to push me off the eiffel tower no he didn’t

You had to say that’d be hard did you wait did you walk up or do you take like the elevator i made us all walk yeah you’re a terrible person that was nuts like my legs turned to jelly after the first hundred steps i was like

Where’s the worst part is they tell you how long like you have left oh i didn’t know that yeah they they put signs when you’re walking up the stairs being like you have too many teeth left no i don’t have tnt all right go make some myself then

Yeah but we were just walking up and i didn’t really know when we were going to get to the top apart from just seeing the layer like the level that had the cafe i couldn’t get it’s pretty scary i couldn’t believe they had a cafe in like a pub like a little bar

Oh yeah i was like and toilets like where’s the plumbing oh man has anyone ever peed off the eiffel tower oh well they died probably man if i had a dick i’m sorry man where are i you must have some tnt ah no yes i know you don’t hide from me i can

Read you like a book i have a two obsidian 14 dandelion 62 string i see i knew you’d say that i could probably go fetch some tnt pro like if you really really want to do tnt what do you need it for is none of your beeswax excuse me

I’m not giving you my tnt though just a little bit no i’m just sealing off the tunnel just sealing off the tunnel in a fun friendly pogba’s way just a tunnel is like the good part no it actually is pretty cool i’ve already already made a so a underground

Tunnel and i’ll make a better one that’s what it takes but i’ve already made my one at the start of the server you can’t copy people unless it’s me copying joseline which is allowed but the rest of the time [Laughter] okay no creepers are spawning they obviously know they’re obviously as scared of my threatened threateningness don’t worry king i’m fetching the tnt i’ve got a gun now oh i’m gonna hold some creepers at gunpoint oh threatened to destroy their family in their livelihood gunpoint why oh that’s why i’m in there someone

In my chat just said don’t do it phil i will absolutely do this is fun this is great kiosk a little bit of chaos not the chaos that leaks that doesn’t even sound like something i would do yeah i know right crazy yeah if you include that part in the um

In the vlog of you just messing with me in the airport people will see genuinely me being angry with you for the first time yeah yeah it was great not just not just in a funny way no i was genuinely pissed off i told you yeah

I told you multiple times tommy this is pissing me off stop Barely we were going up to airport security it was a good bit we were at airport security and you’re talking about [ __ ] just just talking why are you asleep it’s [ __ ] 8 p.m you [ __ ] who comes to england just doesn’t hang out with me he just doesn’t hang over me

He just spent like [ __ ] 12 hours in transport is that something dislikeable about me phil oh wow you haven’t you haven’t met sapnet yet no i’m the last one i’ve heard of his stench though okay phil we need to take down the lights that’s pog uh have fun with that i’m

Getting tnt i’m the way near you right now i don’t care about the naps chat naps are dumb and stupid and unproductive oh you think mr bees take naps no mr beast gets workers to take naps for him right when have i ever said something that is not confirmed so many times what

Uh techno do we have any tnt at the house i have no idea apparently tina tina is in the uk yeah gunpowder but i’ve been farming that for uh fireworks okay i’m young people a little bit avoiding me caroline yeah you won’t ever i might now understand who went awfully quiet predictions here

My team is so op my mcc team is like put the green geckos in sixth place how old do you think phil is that that team is gonna do bad have you tenno what do you think of my team jesus christ mine is the one with fruit berries

Literally too overpowered and connor me and connor have like already been like two brighter sessions i’m gonna be honest i’m not a believer it has fruit berries on you know how sick my sky battle’s going to be well you know i could totally see you guys beating the green geckos in sky

Battle that is the worst guy battle team i have ever seen oh my god they got phil they got rambo it’s it’s all over you guys gotta you guys gotta skip sky battle all right just don’t play it don’t play it rambo is not even good he

Just sleeps and it ignores me and i miss him stop stop being such a baby man jesus christ let him have his [ __ ] couple of days why just give him a break man he’s been traveling in my [ __ ] country and not expect to have a little bit of a of a of

A tommy in it tickle what the game as it were i’m bringing the tnt i need to distract you from this cursed conversation i’m bringing you ptsd why are we blowing up phil i’m a living legend why don’t we Listen it’s green lights right now all right amber what red lights red lights tommy communicate what are we blowing up green light oh my god i guess we just get there and pedestrians on their way amber red lights captain puffy crossed while you still can oh this is one of those child crossings

Huh i’m almost 18 in three weeks and i’m going to play i’m going to only upload gta 5 videos and go to school that no will you play gta 5 with me uh perhaps okay cool yeah why not i’ve got nothing better to do let’s be honest caroline

Sure i have tnt king thanks king and there he goes phil it’s literally it’s literally on red lights phil you risk getting hit you risk getting hit phil that is counterintuitive you risk getting hit what you talking about have you not see it green light red light [Laughter] we’re keeping pedestrians safe

All right just on my way to work where do you work traffic these days am i right the daily commute is just not what it used to be you’re so similar to dolly parton techno blade what yeah i know oh turn around let’s head home from work

I don’t think you can make a legal u-turn here are you right i think we have a green light green light [Laughter] you got a bit of traffic behind you he’s right up he’s right on your nose all right dude what is this otherwise you might you we might see a crash

All right keep going this way i haven’t bought a dash cam yet help okay he’s right behind you right on your tail i don’t know what his problem is i’m in a high speed chase Oh you can’t let these guys get in the way of what’s right keep going techno uh phil tnt please have you just left like so much all right come over here there’s a button’s there in the road i can’t slow down right now keep going ted now i’ll be by

On one of your only your second drive it can be quite alarming but don’t worry it’s a straight ahead all right you’re on the highway the m1 all right chat i’ve muted they’re all gonna die was overwhelming crowded now look at it it’s feeling pretty crowded

But there would have been more of them if it weren’t for us at the uh the the the road po ropo police road police traffic police traffic control baby uh-oh there’s nothing if you take a quick look to your right you can see the great lagoon filled with some uh some submarines

Now phil technology there was a tunnel i could go through right now there’s gonna be a little bit of turbulence all right you’re gonna have to go upwards i’m gonna be a little bit the tunnel oh my god oh my god no stopped the big boss told me to

The big boss is god holy [ __ ] dude wait let me light this up oh phil can you keep pressing this button please i got a better idea i got a better idea start pressing the button that is absurd keep pressing the button please that literally fixed that he’s pressing

The button please captain puffy no that is absurd i hate new technology keep pressing the car i’m so no i’m so so sorry i didn’t have a dash cam insurance is never going to believe me [Laughter] please say it was a small blonde child with multiple blocks of tnt i swear

Insurance information don’t worry we have his passport information yes good job good good i’ve got that on my dash cam i also have a gun because this is america i’ll give you my number one yeah it’s going okay oh my god so what the [ __ ] was the plan

With this [ __ ] that this is all [ __ ] we get rid of it and we border it off and no one ever knows and everyone will log back on and get their fun primes all right none of this [ __ ] and this stupid [ __ ] that we bought it off there’s so

Many wiki pages oh no i got some dirt i can just oh hey i have canonical big balls does that go in or not is that under like the personality section or [Laughter] hygiene should we do you want to cover it with dirt so it just looks like it was part

Of the mountain yeah yeah good idea i’m on it oh my god the stairs were destroyed in the collateral damage oh no what what if you could replace them um can you help me instead of just standing around i’m trying to what’s what’s wrong with you we don’t have time for that

[ __ ] damn no no i think we do i was supposed to be your therapist do you have the time i think we have all the time in the world all right that’s one side i was trying to fix my base and this child longed on rain call me a [ __ ] oh

How did that make him feel i’ll kill him yeah his name was tom thymus i know what tom simons that’s different i think it’s the same i think it’s the same one that illegally broke into a concert last night i actually alt tab into a a different vision when i’m thompson

That was toby smith that broke into a contact based on the uh if you look on the records he signed in twice which is kind of sus not tom simons tom simons was never at that concert mm-hmm oh what are you doing i’m fixing him you just killed me

Why would you do that i’m sorry my i do have a saddle my dash cam was on it didn’t capture the murder so not even riding a pig all right see where you’re dead so i hate captain [ __ ] okay okay okay that’s that’s fine get rid of her with your knife

Your dad knife what are you talking about that knife what that oh i know what dad knife you’re tall about i don’t have one of those i don’t have one of those but you’re but your actual dad does no you’ve taken you’ve taken this in a very strange direction

Tommy told me a story about something that happened to his dad at an airport what all he did was accidentally keep his camping knife at the bottom of his bag and when airport security asked he went uh oh but then he got away with it with his

Charm and might that’s father and it does he didn’t mean to my dad’s not a murderer he’s a pogba charmed his way out of getting put in airport jail pretty much but phil mate we’ve all been there man we’ve been having in the tsa i mean you didn’t mean to

They understood you know when you asked they asked that question did you pack these bags yourself they don’t just ask that for fun you know guys kind of important i think i’m gonna keep some [ __ ] in my shampoo they made me throw away all of

My shampoo because i took it all to the airport because i wanted france to feel homely and then i forgot about that throw away all of my shampoo yeah we were like in line and then tommy was just nowhere to be found and then he just comes back and he’s like they took

All of it don’t you know the one famous thing about airports i’m like yeah they fly not that they [ __ ] infatuated with all my liquids pee in a jar for them they’re like can’t say that on the planet what i can’t believe you didn’t know i couldn’t take like you made like check

It didn’t even like you you told us you were like i didn’t know i just grabbed everything from my bathroom [Laughter] have you blocked my stuff in with this what the [ __ ] yeah i’m just getting new stuff i’m reusable oh i can just open look get it look look

Come back nah now i’m getting used to staying uh oh my god dude it’s literally [ __ ] your stuff is still down here city what’s nice city your stuff’s still down here by the way what’s nice city your stuff’s still down here just come get it it’s literally just here nah it’s

[ __ ] mate it’s absolutely it’s literally this this whole airport situation is bad i’m gonna reinvent him i’m just sat here on top of your stuff that’s not the right armor in my chest an hour ago i think i got them i got the trousers i got the

Shovel i got the gun guys i just saw tommy steal from connor’s house oh [ __ ] no this is my house i just i just saw him do it he just watched my connor’s house why did skeppy say thanks tommy are you really are you really going to call scappy wrong no no

No skeppy is not wrong stop littering man i’m giving you [ __ ] dude you didn’t want to go get it so i’ve fetched it yo saddle it’s mine where does bad boy halo live i don’t know dude you’re kidding me oh give me the bombs that what you said through tsa you know

What you know what you convinced me to give you the bombs but with that sentence yep oh let me grab the other [ __ ] that you left uh and boop you seem bad’s house he redid it oh i’m gonna redo it all right with my knives oh do you want your gun back

Yeah yeah i do actually yeah all right i’m on my way how do you have a twitch prime cape um secrets i forgot about my other pocket no [ __ ] not secrets no more he’s still in your house yeah all right no he’s not he’s in your bed so i don’t know he’s

Literally just lied okay i don’t know why bro i’m giving you your [ __ ] back and you’re just lying to me where are you i see i see your stupid dumb head i saw it what my scalp is perfect i have a masculine scap guys tell me my scalp looks good

You have a masculine scalp is what you just said big puss tell me you like my scalp now when you call me big look at my scalp look at my scalp mm-hmm good scalp king so yeah here’s your [ __ ] here’s your [ __ ] yeah look great this is the best scalp in the whole

Dream assembly oh what do you like about my scalp sir and he’s dead look at it here’s your gun back and your sword and the thing there we go oh my god what about my bullets uh there’s one there’s what about my bullets a few more

Right don’t make me do it is bad live here dude i wonder where bad because guys i’m stuck in traffic let’s mentally we’ll see you in an hour i guess oh yeah you’re really stuck in traffic we can’t even see you he’s going to be traumatized mentally your house sucks victim

Dude he’s going to see that and just scream language internally you realize what you’ve done [Laughter] why even bother with the tnt the signs are so much better [Laughter] pump dude this house is so wow man you can’t but you but at the end of the day you

Can only respect the the uh the courage mm-hmm the courage of what what it’s just bold isn’t it it’s a bulge to keep talking about it tommy you don’t have a statue what yeah oh look at that that’s cute let’s let’s blow it up kidding we’re not we’re not blowing it up it’s

Okay well the time path is fixed i’d like to guys can i be honest with you let’s go for a wander i saw these new bases down there and i want to go look at them oh actually is the problem okay wait do you want to double check and see if

It’s oh all right you need four walk back that way we’ll walk back that way so weird seeing you walk with two swords oh look at that that is terrifying it’s a big smile what are you doing inside of goggy That was so offensive that was so offensive what are you doing in there that was awesome let’s keep moving oh yeah let’s please keep moving pissing it down with rain perfect i can do the zoomies yeah me too why did you make a lemandberg themed balloon that’s so insensitive

It was that was there before it exploded after what yeah yeah that was there why hasn’t it still got helium tnt couldn’t reach it i can’t believe you just justified that than the sky king sorry foreign still have helium oh well the uh technically the uh the

Show we got to be in law mode when we talk about things like that dude we can’t just be like uh i guess i guess nice weather we’re having okay give me all your [ __ ] no okay [Laughter] it’s like the fastest you’ve gave up [Laughter]

Yeah look i saw it just in on the brink of my render distance at spawn obviously you know i had such pressing matters on this what you’re looking for but no this base i saw that oh oh look we’re still on the prime path technically yeah this counts i just heard him

[ __ ] puss me out at me i haven’t heard that since the early 2000s currently none actually currently i’m getting none but still but the thought is that so you didn’t call attention to it enough oh guys That’s all that matters i can’t believe they’ve gone up to three pound fifty oh guys i need another prime please one more i’m genuinely angry about that it’s so annoying wait look wait wait oh oh no what it’s this way through the holy land how’s time what i’m taking you there

I know i’m curious what house is it i just saw it like the end of my rendition so what the [ __ ] was that is it like the thing in the sky no no no no i saw like a massive structure at the beginning of the stream

Today like in like oh are you talking about foolishes maybe is it green i just saw it i can’t even remember where it was but chat do you remember this that this way yeah and i was like what the [ __ ] i think otherwise they’re slowing me down

That’s not how that works it literally been on the way for 20 minutes i [ __ ] i forgot you were in this car we’ve changed we’ve changed location second oh we’ve moved i know i’ve been on a straight line to you guys like a base of maneuvers what i just my

Eyes just [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it’s because i lowered my what the [ __ ] oh yeah put bump your render this is like way the [ __ ] up whoa i just got hit by lightning what my zack is a man was it this tommy getting soft look what i am sorry what

Where on the road are you techno Where are you what’s up oh here’s that now hello wow i’m going to go down oh oh tommy climb something really tall and there’s about whoa dude i’m fine did you see that phil what’s the spiky things that’s all the lightning oh the drifts let’s get them other [ __ ]

Oh you’re all the way back there it’s so slow i was like what was going on hello what is this drip stone that just does not feel good on me oh it’s spiky goes right up there maybe stop what the [ __ ] is how long has this been

Here how did he get all of the like soul dirt mice callinium it’s super easy to get in the other you just oh it’s not filled you have to get it via a mushroom no oh the mycelium oh you can just spread it you get one and it spreads

I thought you meant the soul sand on my way oh oh oh careful that is just death down there i’ll be fine ah i don’t think so you don’t have not because you don’t have a water bucket ice cream speed bridge mate speed bridge from a fall yeah i’m doing so good

Holy [ __ ] i’m so high up it’s not raining it’s like it’s snow i think but it’s glitch i don’t know you can use my path king i can’t i’m hitting right click nothing’s happening i’m mesmerized it’s a bit too high we shot him just just hit me around the face

I can’t believe i showed my passport i just opened three i was like oh wow yeah yeah that’s yeah that’s scary that’s just not a good thing to have done very scary but at the end of the day phil fear is good for you keeps you on your

Toes that’s why the horror industry is thriving dying oh come on why were you always [Laughter] for the stream let me get rid of the [ __ ] i need to pick up his stuff he’s gonna come