Minecraft FTB Ultimate – Episode 62 – The Novice Wizard

Hello everyone and welcome back to some more fade the bass ultimate and [ __ ] can you find the right freaky message at our edge do it yes i wish i never mind him last episode that’s the right phil look at him man look hello he’s been really cheeky as

Well he’s been coming out with twisting like while we’re crafting or whatever and he’s been numbing us he has um yeah i’m gonna turn you back he’s like on your back what’s with getting [ __ ] out of [ __ ] they always seem to want a bit of frisky time i know um what we

Might do is my touch is sticking in a corner somewhere and um gets out yeah stick him in a pole yes well we’ll collect his juice i mean it’s snow i think we’re gonna stick him in a pile of collectors juice that says visit it okay so um

What bring out to doing today is oh as you turn the system up i’m going to be setting up um is it a fuel in the system part by the way this loads i’ll kill just uh it just needs to find him down here but

Okay um what are you gonna say by the way i was gonna say is that um i’m going to be setting up a theme for you uh to make it easier for you to figure out what you need um because uh lightly you’ve been a bit of

A uh a douche well i was gonna say dumbass that’s like the ultimate you know um talk to the end isn’t it talk to them because the face of the face they talk to them because what i listen um talk to the anchors the face ain’t looking no listening the face ain’t

Listening look at the face listen that doesn’t make sense what the hell that can’t be right Me yes this is what i’m making dude this is what i wanted yeah today stan golem worker ah cool i’m like uh would you want could be a chocolate factory i was gonna call you willy something else but oh What am i doing here uh i need so i need like rubber and what’s that imperta imperto yes uh which one’s that little guy what the puppy guy yeah um depending on where you come from ah yes you are right there so i’m like a few levers yes i have been uh

Checking up on that i must go back to the house there yes he’s been checking up for me he said i’ll do some research for you because you can’t be bothered that’s what he said i can’t be bothered he’s just i haven’t had any time recently you’re

Right i haven’t you’ve had all the time in the flipping world man i’ve been editing i’ve been playing games i’ve been well i shouldn’t have played games really should like concentrate should concentrate so playing just cause two i know it’s fun but then statues i just like flying up stuff you like putting

Down the statues as well which is uh really really nasty i’ll let the civilians pull them down for me sometimes i do what i like to attach my wire to one of the cars by be as touch what what why’d you rip his head off oh yeah it says so wrong

Okay there we go yes okay so um shall i get some um rubber david what is that not that type of head no not that’s over can i get some rubber please what do you want i need some rubber up here what for for my phone craft what what part for the um

The blowing man but the man that blows in the breeze the blowing man what’s that one the blowing man what’s that one called it’s called blowing man in the breeze no it’s what’s it called man brave blowing person what’s it called person in the breeze no the blind man ross

Um the blowing man i know bloody now do we you know what go go i think he’s a blowing man now go back and have a look what it’s called are you looking at the craft table i’m gonna do something to be looking at me ah anyway it keeps looking at different

Directions so i’m going to use the blowing man now what’s it called to blame man it’s not called the blind man i forgot what it’s called but i think it’s called the blind man in the breeze aura or the breeze the breeze the the wind man the fart man

They oh that bloody freaking now anyway the grasshopper man with no trees the man that farts a lot farting 5k have i gotta kill a fart kid now okay oh dude he’s in the corner look come on hey who’s ben she’s in the corner then he’s excited for some odd reason this

Isn’t this one is there that’s not the one who’s here that’s not a blind man what grass that shot blowing man it’s a man that blows in the breeze i don’t know which one it is what’s it called it’s like a manship with a blue breeze behind him yeah that’s probably

Not it’s called it’s got oh go i’ll get some ugly place here we go there you go turn what’s cool okay what did why does that help motus motion movement and speed um come on do it yet please really so it’s going to be like a feather or something

Isn’t it as well it’s not that one isn’t it feather i forgot which one it is have we got some feathers he’s giving me grasses i want grass i don’t think it would be if it’s not moving so like minecart or something like that well i got some rubber here so

I’ll just use that yeah i’ll use the rubber oh man there we go we still got a rubber left so i’ve got stand golem some research yes and now i’m going to make something else so put that in there i should make something else whoops said it we’re gonna make it crystal clusters

I’m guessing that needs magic so i’ll use some magic tala put that in there this is for the air clusters dude what do those do exactly clusters are like for the aura stuff i think oh okay oh i need loads of those wow so i’ll get some rotten flesh what no well

Okay don’t worry i just need some magic at the moment okay oh no i guess i’ll get some um there we go yes i know yes i’m so happy doing it i might do my research today it’s going quite well at the moment i’m gonna be a mistake soon though bounce me yes

It always is i’m mistake that’s why i don’t put too much rotten flesh you know what i’ve had because uh i’ll have to fill the bloody thing again knock it away no you know the um crucible yes i’ve overfilled that in the past it’s just messed up the old the objective for the

Day okay i’ve got some of them that’s for rocks yes i should make a really nice awesome magic game i think are you going to like create your own stuff they haven’t got what have they really happened oh i got to know and click some never

Should be some uh oh my god this is inside loud what do you need lots of magic insists to be taking forever with the um with him magic teller oh so much your shots yeah um there should be some intelligent magic i’ll use the f shards because we’ve got loads of those

Especially is the ones where what we’ve got loads of he said i wasted you still oh these haven’t grown because i haven’t been down here um yeah it’s kind of annoying isn’t it that used to happen but um because we’ve changed like you know to room for the beast it doesn’t happen in

There it’s just happening take it though didn’t it like um things just happened in the never even though it wasn’t there um i think i think i think whilst you still got some never water at the top have you i got my crystal clusters we’ve still got some of the water up there

Never would yeah um now oh we should have some uh growing though oh no we have another one it doesn’t grow if you’re not there oh damn it okay uh we will rectify it there it’ll be okay don’t you worry if it’ll get under control very shortly that’s what he said

But then he wasn’t that’s what he said yes what the hell they always think they’re under control oh he’s on the controller die oh no don’t block my three haha yes [ __ ] was a good idea to come out here well the never’s about to fly still with bad people around

So yeah it’s probably a bad choice oh [ __ ] you know what we should do one of the days to do sorry man what why sorry [ __ ] i didn’t mean to do it wow that’s beautiful i might need magic for this well whatever this researchers don’t know if

You need magic for you take a spin man so do you want to take on a creature one of the days yes what the hell dry like the igs but tougher than the hydra um they only draft oh i know we can get what we get the quest run we can try and

Find one man ah yes yes we like to kill ourselves a question because quest rams are really evil we’ve no i’ve never met a quest drum so that’ll be something we can wow 1880s babies we could hate his brains this and then we’ll become the quest around me now kilimanate him

No sure it is bright as you get all the knowledge ah it’s like oh bro you know what knowledge equals that yeah power yes i don’t know whether that’s right it is it’s true well that’s why you’re not powerful yes did he think grow aggressive did the

Name went weird when was that cartoon batman they um film did you carry it yeah no it didn’t weird really yeah and then he shoved him out the window he actually cut the wrap i think he did what he put him at the window didn’t they

Uh and then he’s like oh it’s terrible he jumped or something oh cops can’t just see what happened i forgot have you forgot that i forgot that he tied him to a chair and pushed him out of the window like this probably isn’t a good idea to waste

Our air shards though because oh you know we need air shots don’t worry those shots like the evilest shots they’re not evil they’re nice are you wrong oh wait i’ve got some more theory yeah good i might as well use all of it i found the floor when you’re designing

There’s a floor in my design yes i’ll say that oh don’t you dare say that do it there’s no flaws in my designs i create with full potential and the possibility of creating some more possibilities sometimes i create an object that creates itself well now that is the ultimate object

Like an object right itself us it’s a building object it’s it builds and creates but it built itself from nothing it won’t die yes well in one day one day i never said he won’t die everything gets built in one day if it’s magical oh

Well at night took um six years oh [ __ ] i don’t wanna why [ __ ] it’s a self-building object yes it takes too long now but it’s self-building it would not take too long if i built it it would it wouldn’t problem with fantasy get your word i’m not just gonna say that

I worked it out and i made a bit of a mess what the freaking hell’s up weird today i don’t know okay feathers that’ll do okay clear let’s go absolutely yeah i thought i’d do some more research and then i can get like some golems working for me and say

Hello fell out hello and i’ll call him i’ll call him names i won’t call him woody again now because woody died many times didn’t wow what was that [ __ ] her off were you in big nose you big bastard this is ever why arcane bellows they all just made woohoo

Wow so i’ve got some research today we’re like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] um um the infernal furnisster actually cannot grab my wand yet it should be able to if you can i would outguide the wand you need to have they they have one um in your research ah the research for the

One i don’t think i’ve got it i got one defrost and all that stuff oh maybe i need to put some magic in there okay i know i’ll put this in first again what am i going to get from this then that’s just dirt and i’m wasting my salsa ah it doesn’t matter

I don’t know what this is then though i found something but they don’t know what it is okay so um in these i’m going to be putting some stuff in for us i have mechanical i shouldn’t really waste the redstone but well i like to pay off doing it again

So i’m making the arcane levitated oh okay that’s all right isn’t it um sugarcane’s got uh daddy the water dropped symbol without that at the moment oh it’s not magic doing this wow i thought it would have been magic what’s that arcane levitator oh it’s um

Try the wings ross oh yeah you’re fully right so the bees will just put in there oh oh yes i’ve got two fairies here dude see the bees are putting there we go i’m done in motion do you see the p the peas just hear the please oh we’re gonna make

Magical peas you see the bees i’ll put in there the forest bees yes yes well um they’ve got the wings on for the windy dude have they yes well they have as well but they haven’t got the the farting man out there how do i get the farting mando farting

Man yeah would that be like there’s a farting man demanded far god oh [ __ ] knows here he um if you is all the iron moss oh man yeah why man there’s flowers this is mine now oh by the way what did you want to make today

So the mass fabric is my two advanced machine box uh out of episode i forgot to tell you oh that’s normal i forgot to tell you but it’s there anyway if you want it cool um the fighting man i have no idea where the fighting man is it’s

[ __ ] well i say so that i don’t know which one that is it’s the man with a lot of the breeze behind him i can have a look do you know what that do i told you it’s maltese or something like that i think he’s got a bit

Thick i know it’s cold but i don’t know why it’s bloody if you’re looking on the internet now though yes make sure they editing the you know your game capture’s working i doubt you’re coming back and like oh i could use nagas scales okay i’m gonna use nagas scales that is in

The farting flipping man it’s a farting man that’s boat she a pilot boat boats trap door rubble wood piston yeah arcane levitator flight is one of man’s oldest dreams and the magic should be able to accomplish that or release something close there you go oh what’s the blood i’ll trade a bit for

You okay we’ve got ourselves arcane levitator there isn’t a bastard blowing man what the what the hell now you’re fighting man you said the blowing man what the [ __ ] the best says the fastest man he said blowing on first well what’s up with you you know what i’m talking about i’ve

Told you to motors you know what that’s boats not boats it is boat this is [ __ ] man i’m gonna i’m gonna flip and kill him it reminds me of a farted man back in the day when there was fighting men all that i knew that before i even put a

Boat together and there wasn’t no blind man on there and i thought oh it can’t be this other one there’s no blind man on there he’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] party man yeah [ __ ] what the hell man i already had that one you just say ah i’m gonna i’m gonna kill him

Why he’s just a fighting man i can find a sword it’s just a farting man okay god sorry yo this right up is jackson i saw it daddy would think about it man i don’t like him no more um what else do i need um don’t get find something else to kill me

With jesus ah i’m working at my accomplishments in uh the magics today so down to you know disturb me i might put a spell on you i might put a spell on you because you’re my dumbass i’m gonna um um yes i’ve been trying to get some stuff lost together

So this has got the uh would that work now that doesn’t work i might as well have a look at my book actually there’s now a point in being like stupid and just like testing when you’ve got a lovely phone craft book so i’ll just uh

You know only test to normally go off with the reds i just need another magical building blocks and that’s what i need for so i’m italian and for magic i’m italian yes that’s right so i’ve got some stuff in here how much magic is this then that

Must be a different magic i need two of those so that was one of those yes that’s what i want some cool stuff in there oh thanks dude you’re all right no because you said it flipping farts there guess what you know it was like this look

Oh i think i need to clean up actually there clear time okay up on our three ah oh yes that’s clean the old bottom the old sprut that’s what you need it’s exactly the same with that look at my face from hey you can’t pressure tightens ah this one

Should have an output was that the pretty tail it’s not the sims it is bloody out we’ve got to play that game haven’t we i think we should buy the multiplayer version yes yeah is that the sims 2 i think that on multiplayer yeah we should buy that let’s play some

Stuff in it i’ll just write the word for us now yeah no no charles you’re doing it i have some glasses here as well you see i’m just doing it separate because i want to like put too much stuff in and waste some stuff because you can’t actually do that with

Magics so what’s wrong with us when you’re a bit thick you know it’s brought down from jeans and generations oh god anyway i’m pretty good at magic though yes the jeans was too tight i could turn people into frogs and [ __ ] them to people but i prefer turning people into

Towers because you know when you turn something into a toad no one’s gonna kiss it you know reverse the spell because i think all right a lot of people make that mistake i’ve made that mistake in the past and i’m not afraid to say it um

I should be afraid to say that because i should just say do you think bastard yes i’m sorry about you better to be fair i think i’ll have it here oh wow um has the uh color of these blocks changed um just looks like they’ve changed to me

Oh no sticks back this change oh wow that looks nice uh that’s beautiful so you’ve got eight boats in there else with the motors on yeah thanks then yeah we thought we’d work together today to get the job done the woman there the builder oh ross look what out

Using diamond oh well done okay so you can make loads of volume yes can you um what are you doing here what are you doing i need to increase my one period but i think you increase it on this don’t you you’ve made some dodgy i haven’t

I don’t really like it isn’t it i thought it was oh it’s smaller than that that that was just four is that true flippy like it is oh my god look at the texture it’s awesome wow it is i just love one that is awesome

No i’m not bad i’ll put that in there now you need to call the next room as well oh one day there there’s a cold one right next to it a crazy ball a crucible yeah oh [ __ ] i wanted oh bullets i wanted that do it don’t jump in oh no

Did you want some lava okay i’ll mix that they get some lava there you go all right because they’ll make it all go down and i want them to keep the the finger i’m gonna make myself another bloody crucible now because that one burnt i shouldn’t burn that [ __ ] there really

Should be about to pick them out of uh out of lava well a lot was pretty uh effective at uh making their stuff melt yeah you’d think no it’s been yeah um on top of it still can you put it here because it’s gonna be a bit awkward unless you have

Something underneath to capture lava sorry i thought oh well i put the crystals i’ll put the cauldron down so you can sort it out then yeah i’ll ski off a lot huh yeah yeah i’m good to do it all day have you i’ll put the cauldron sorry i could just be knocked away

What am i making here bees and magic oh oh yes well that’ll do magic bees are awesome so is that all i need for that funny mechanics do i no maybe that fish no let’s check these things you never know what you might find um forever wouldn’t be one would it yeah

That might down the blind man now i like we gotta get some more nuggets do so i think we should go to another spawner or whatever um if there’s one about us what have you done blowing man the bloody the blowing the lame man yes

So what goes in here is it like maybe it’s that with the cells in there are the bees and magic please imagine i’m guessing magic yeah magic oh now magic doesn’t work what uh how conveys a magic theory right not work with magic myself freaky sense if you ask me

Ah yes it’s true and um uh well i’ve tried stone and i’ve tried a book oh carrots might work or eggs i’ll try carrots that doesn’t work eggs might work aren’t they whoops what that’s my give me back my salamander eye thank you wow salamander are now you’re just gonna

Burn it’s death wasn’t you thanks don’t worry you know the salamander eye he’s got all magical powers that’s it right well if anyone else touches him sometimes he kills them well did i’m surprised he didn’t kill you that time he must like yeah he loves me ah well um

What shall i try i don’t know uh what do you think that uh i’m gonna go back to the ace and find some zombie arm zodium’s got quite a boost they’ve got a salsa anywhere the house what apple’s worth do you think i keep belt

I found it what is it her plantain grass one ah nice there’s one more though i’m missing some i don’t know enough sorry yes we miss him whoa oh you’ve done it yeah we’ve done it okay there is something about your world that makes you think trees and bees require

More research yes they do that of course i do what the hell there’s a ghost where oh there he’s back okay so do you want to hear us yeah people living here so thank you so much for watching everyone and we’ll be back next time