Minecraft Funny Moments – Dungeon Adventure with a Leaf Blower!

Hey brian you got any extra blue armor have i got any extra blue ones extra glow in the dark blue armor no because i’m not no glad i’m not gonna [ __ ] sim for you so you could suck my nogla joins say no more hello Noble just teleported me into his face i i hear you need your sucked [Laughter] why do you sound like your microphones backwards oh sorry is that better was it backwards it was backwards no it’s not backwards it was far far away okay hey i had some diamond [ __ ] last time i

Don’t know where that went don’t worry don’t worry we’re going to sort you off okay fine that’s your first top of the description top of the description top of the description jesus everybody’s gonna put me top of the description today okay scotty you’re next as the lawyer of the synagogue here you go

Oh thank you you did get less steak than vanna’s i don’t know if that matters much to you right is your mic working i hope it’s not i was like i feel like he would be saying something right now you haven’t said [ __ ] in the last like 10 minutes there you go

Hey you guys want to all uh make the executive decision to not put them in the description at all cody you’ll put me in the description won’t you can you hear me now yes yeah you guys know me so well i did a bunch of jew jokes and no one laughed

Ryan sometimes you have a good day and a bad day today’s bad day and then evan goes brian you definitely say something around now so they know me so well hey guys did you know nogla is making us pay for the server so he can get pokemon cards

Implemented into the server i knew it no i gotta get whatever i paid the down payment no one has paid a penny yet all right i’ve done the down payment you’ve got a lot of your pokemon payments all right you [ __ ] [ __ ] how much is the server a hundred thousand okay

Best negotiator ever calendars in 2021 to [ __ ] negotiate actually i wanted 25 000 of them i only wanted 10 000 and if it was 10 000 we would have been fine like crazy it’s going to sound like crazy i’m going to promote only promote it once

Yeah yeah we could do it we could do it and then when the week comes up all you guys are like i have an integration i have a sponsorship i can’t promote the calendar i have to check my [ __ ] calendar to see if i can promote the calendar

You [ __ ] [ __ ] i couldn’t promote a [ __ ] water in the desert would you [ __ ] [Laughter] by the way did you sell all of them no edges the merchants were amazing well anyways the the calendar is 14.99 with free shipping to the us a link at the top of the description all

Right anyway this is what’s happening let’s let’s move on oh what a beautiful sign look at that isn’t it good oh yeah why is it flapping the wind like that welcome to the smp than us this is what we are paying for the suck my penis yes sure yes

Well that flag cost a thousand dollars are you my god are you [ __ ] it’s a gucci flash are you serious no i don’t know how much a con i don’t know it cost 2 000. it was a thousand for the poll here here right here the smp mailbox

This is where we’ll be coming to each week to get content let’s let’s read the quest all right ladies this is actually actually said ladies you’ve had a week to get yourself sorted so it’s time for your first task there’s tales of an old crackhead they used to live in these

Mountains and if you build them a shack to move into it he might come back and offer some sick trades must be a beautiful shack Like the fish that lives the basketball player oh okay yeah yeah yes must be a beautiful shack built by everyone once this is obsidian like a great one that’s right once you’ve performed what’s [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] distracting me shut up once you’ve completed this perform the ritual around the shack and the crack

Head might move back in then the fun begins that’s that’s today’s journey so we gotta make a crackdown okay don’t worry fellas i know what they look like i’ve been to west hollywood hey man west hollywood’s clean because of all the gays this isn’t no this isn’t a good

Crack then wait just i’m trying to get trying to get a shot of the flag do it in your own [ __ ] time we have to build a [ __ ] no no no do it in your own time we have to build the [ __ ] crack there’s more time by

Doing that than just letting me get it it’s about the message it’s about the message god it’s the integrity of building the crack shack i gotta pitch a tent for some crack head so he could give his hand jobs or something yeah that’s it you figured it out

I’m gonna start building now you guys do whatever the [ __ ] you want but leave me alone let’s just go to the dungeon guys come on building a house building the house we need we need the crack things where the dungeon is stop what you’re doing why it says we have to build it

I did [ __ ] say that uh is cobblestone i don’t know i feel like shacks are more wooden personally i think they’re more can we not make it like out of like a dark oak or something at least to feel more shacky wait these doors open the same way that was close

You know regular doors couldn’t fit through this this needs to be taller come on at least four hides these are fine it’s fine stores are not regulation what is that standards has to be taller has to be taller he’s in the nba holy [ __ ] dude personally i like what’s

Going on in here this is enough this needs to be taller you want i’m going i’m leaving he needs head space he needs head space this is a great place for shaq to keep his shoes we got some heated floors in here yeah and a bidet no glue can be used what is

This this is a shack glory hole now we just need to find a crack addict wait is that him i don’t know i think it might be oh it might be yes it’s the crackhead i suppose this will do oh look at him go look at him go hello

Come on in come on in yes sir oh he’s got it look as you can see as you can see this is a very attractive part of town okay it comes with the finest birch wall slash cobblestone finish bit of sand because we ran out of budget uh birch ceiling

Look at him look at them look at the walls he’s like i don’t know i don’t know he’s like he’s like i don’t know it’s it’s good that allows for ventilation as well don’t worry actually here’s a bed you’ve been to prison i’m sure sir there you go

He’s happy enough he’s going to transfer into the trailer we can buy a leaf blower from him wait a leaf blower no glove we need dirt and gold we need dirt and gold uh we need obsidian and blocks of emerald we have none of those i think i might cheat for this section

I can’t believe you’ve no emeralds after all the damn no lifting a certain handful of you did the last week yo let’s [ __ ] this crack head up man oh [ __ ] you have aids now oh [ __ ] he’s back poison won’t go away [ __ ] you you filthy crackhead [ __ ]

Your mom [ __ ] give birth to you in a canal i’ve gotta run away i gotta run away [ __ ] crackhead [ __ ] you [ __ ] crackhead it’s not stopping i’m gonna lose all my [ __ ] [Laughter] give me my [ __ ] don’t take my [ __ ] stop don’t take it don’t take

Don’t kill the crackhead so wait do we need this [ __ ] for the [ __ ] the mission that we’re going to go on whatever floor no no we don’t need to leave floor but we do some landscaping while we’re there you know what i’m going into i’m just spawning what i need because i’m

Tired of brian no stop [ __ ] you’re tuning in we have the coordinates i got the coordinates and i got the f4 no good for you you dumb [ __ ] [Laughter] here’s the leaf blower here’s the actual content the price oh what the [ __ ] oh i’m gonna wait till he leaves nice i’m

Wait he’s gone okay wait you need to wait for the leaf blower guy to come around what the [ __ ] all right all right jesus jesus stop it was that audio ripped from your your gardener yeah yeah i brought him into the studio and said hey start going

Uh let’s move to the actual content that we’re here for the dungeons which was promised to you last week all right i’ve got the coordinates and the coordinates are minus 141 and minus 395. no that’s not the right way scotty that’s the wrong way you said negative negative you [ __ ] have a map

Yes no [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] okay i figured it out it’s this way oh i’m so glad god damn it i heard a creeper [ __ ] sound board no no no no no no it said no no no no no i know he’s probably going to be mad but

Oh did you just like forget we were on an adventure or something he was taking care of his child he’s taking care of his child where’d he go where’d he go wait oh did he leave he’s gone did he leave the server he’s gone gun anyways who who wants through the awkward segway

Now that [ __ ] brock left he wants to be you do it brian i think we all experience our own ballet today i’m i’m kind of yeah by the way so you need to wear brian found the dungeon brock and so he’s not coming back alright let’s go yeah i did i did the

This isn’t where the dungeon is oh nothing there’s nothing okay okay there’s literally a hole with water why did you think this was the dungeon it was lit up when it was nighttime it looked like there was a corner well the page did tell us it was minus 141

Minus 395 which is right so where the [ __ ] is it oh it’s down yeah it’s underground can i survive with the leaf blower say less oh oh my god i almost died you [ __ ] half do we know the z coordinates or no i think did you find it did you find it

Oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh what the [ __ ] just happened there oh there’s dnd everywhere no no oh i’m gonna die i’m gonna die hold on don’t die yet don’t diet [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that sounds like a [ __ ] porno oh kill me please

Stop it stop the fire oh well that’s great i still hear the leaf blower all right everybody get back in battle get back in battle thank you yeah i was murdered by a [ __ ] leaf blower oh he’s in here he’s like in the [ __ ] wall he spawned

In behind you guys look out what is happening give me the [ __ ] out of here all right that one’s dead go up for the boss [ __ ] up get the ball get the ball be stuck through the wall how is he oh my god dude are you [ __ ] kidding me critical hits critically we

Have to go across the other way evan we have to go across the other way we’re not even supposed to be down there so he the crackhead said that it’s not the boss yo let’s go with diamonds the diamonds oh god damn it ow why is he

Attacking me all the time why why me why me why me here’s the entrance to the dungeon right here oh great i’m gonna die awesome dungeon awesome no this isn’t even the engine he’s not the boss by the way no he is the boss look at the top hell

No he’s the protector of the entrance to where we find the boss oh god [ __ ] get away from me the [ __ ] are these beyblades attacking me [ __ ] out of here oh my gosh oh god oh god oh god okay piece of [ __ ] lava squad okay let’s head down oh that’s lava

Don’t go there oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on there we go nice no glue you [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate you i [ __ ] hate you you know what [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] you you didn’t lose anything it’s good

There’s a diamond in there for you know come on kill that oh i’m so excited i’m sorry piece of candy oh and this is we haven’t even got in the dungeon yet man and plenty of comfort i think we’re ready we’ve died like 40 times and haven’t gone in the dark no

Oh my gosh you know you’re gonna open up a second channel brian good grief blower all right here we go this is the unholy dungeon entrance this is where we’re going to be fighting the boss we’ve done really good so far really good really good well honestly we’ve done well we

Haven’t lost any of our stuff or our members or members of the group no no no one laughs no loot lost it’s so obviously going and he’s gone all right guys let’s go home oh damn it might wanna set spawn yeah you don’t stay oh boy oh boy oh boy

Do we need a bed oh what was it god damn it are you kidding me okay let’s go fight him let’s not die what’s going on what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] thanos snapped around the corner of fire yeah it’s like landing fire on him and he’s dying but who did that go

Brian Don’t worry guys i got a flare oh that’s great i’m so glad that i can’t get that to you someone will come and help us what’s our reward for killing this guy by the way we do get good stuff i just don’t okay okay okay hold on let me kill this [ __ ] zombie

[Laughter] don’t worry guys i killed the zombie good job man all is safe oh he’s getting hurt he’s getting hurt oh my god he’s not blasted in the ass that guy’s like a suicide bomber oh this is good he’s hurt he’s hurt he’s hurt it’s just so much kill this [ __ ]

Thing this thing needs to die he’s dead hold on guys i got him i got him yeah that’s right that was a regular zombie shut your goddamn mouth who the [ __ ] blew up the loot drops from the boss who put the are you [ __ ] kidding oh yeah it was me yeah

It was yeah yeah it was me you blew up the [ __ ] loose it wasn’t me you [ __ ] really put it down [ __ ] it cody you’ve done [ __ ] kill him kill him kill him kill him with tnt just like he deserves [ __ ] [ __ ] so let’s stop everyone that’s it grandma that was that’s it

We got no one so we got some we went to the moon and got jack [ __ ] great [ __ ] yeah dude in here spawn the loot in here what’s in up bro pretty good huh it’s a little too did you see how hard that dungeon was we died like 20 times each

Five of us and we barely beat it it’s the first [ __ ] boss we’ve done and we’re already gonna [ __ ] oh i want to take i want to take this pet somewhere what’s this dude the [ __ ] is that what is that what the [ __ ] is that really it’s a pet rock [ __ ] great

Thanks mom [Laughter] 100 dollars yeah mini dragon yeah that’s cooler for sure eat the rocks what is this 30 years old wow this is gay and also financially in death because of a dragon and four rocks oh this is uh this is worth the money

Yep we did all of that for tree dragons just the [ __ ] you know moo had the right idea who was ahead of his time is coming back no moo’s not coming back no like the next sessions [Laughter] is staying with the group if he doesn’t come back could we agree to call 407 juice knuckle scotty that’s kind of um [Laughter] did you just spawn this diamond armor or did you no i grinded for it hence why i deserved the top of the description and

All you [ __ ] videos you’re on grinder for it the description but then he changed it he did all the crying And you lost 23 of my diamonds in the beginning so go [ __ ] yourself no you lost them by teleport you win by resorting to the child boys you look like an extra virgin with two pickaxes in your hand [Laughter] oh sorry i don’t have double sheets like you keep the haters out Why are you angry at me are you gonna put me in the top of the description for getting you all this stuff oh is that what you’re still on are you going to i don’t have to you have to check out my video to find out that’s a maybe i don’t like maybes Oh