I can’t believe we’re back can’t believe that marcel was okay dude i hopped in in the middle of the night i couldn’t sleep i hopped in i organized some i went all ocd terrorizer on home base don’t be ashamed of your obsessive compulsive tendencies brian i’m not gonna lie that’s nearly The exact same way i do my chest yeah okay that’s why i really thought you did it brian when we joined tyler goes uh brian was definitely on the server and i was like what the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean and then when i see this like oh yeah That looks like me chad says i’m too loud in your stream you sassy bacca those words are not as funny as they were 24 hours ago do they keep getting funnier to me and i can’t like i love sheesh as far as like the new zoomer memes go she I love it you stare at the ceiling in bed just thinking about what other [ __ ] you also got you also got hundreds yeah i tried i tried different you gotta point at your inner elbow when you do it too seven fifteen fifteen what the hell hold on Are we a fifteen grand there yeah you buy that here we go dubai in the chat new episode inbound that you buy oil money what if it was the actual municipality like the city of dubai was actually donating but any any woman on the show we can’t show her face jesus christ oh For [ __ ] what do you mean jesus that’s the rule there right i know what do you mean what do you mean i’m just respecting their rules keep your blood money dupois he’s not wrong exactly dude 722 000 by the way we’re gonna hit it within an okay hour dubai we’ll show half the Women’s faces we got any fans in north korea no anyone from north korea in the chat kim jong are you there i looked at my demographics i think there were like two views in the span of four years from north korea both people are probably dead evan has actual viewers like people have Been watching these [ __ ] videos wait we went back down to 7 19. what happened you guys insulted them so much they pulled it someone wanted a full face but now good job guys well done you know what it was worth it i think kim jong would be into gmod he Always wins prop hunt yeah yeah oh i found you kim just like right so what else do we need to actually get this done uh really just blaze rods that’s all we need and we don’t need that many like maybe five to six so we need to find the nether fortress Still yes yeah but it can what we have learned since yesterday that it can spawn in any bible can i i mean that’s what i read why are you always following my ass jesus christ i’m like uh i’m like an npc in gta what are the coordinates to home We get you to the edge of a cliff and then leave the vehicle oh hi hi vanessa ice cream killer [ __ ] donated 209 to the series yo thank you brother 7 22 we’re actually going to hit this stream that’s insane yeah unless we offend another country we still have like 170 some countries Left don’t get me started with those damn australians if it takes out a book he’s licking his fingers going through the pages that’s a 724 723 [ __ ] you a franchise a [ __ ] canada canada yeah oh [ __ ] what oh that’s your introduction yes that’s your [ __ ] what is it what you Guys doing there he is he’s like wait for the perfect time to introduce myself you know me all my stuff is gone did you die i died you don’t say it but my stuff was right i don’t have any stuff you don’t say yeah but people stole it Your brain how could we steal it if it was outside in front of the place and then you got off the line it despawned no one picked it up and thought of maybe i’d put it away why didn’t you pick it up and put it away you shouldn’t have died I was done with your [ __ ] now what’s your reason why would we keep your [ __ ] for you you’ve no reason deflection classic deflection okay follow the torches i think i see someone’s name tag me taking your diamond pickaxe yesterday nobody and saying this was a tax for Teleporting here i made a path okay what are you uh this way so what’s the spy glass did you get like pings like a direction was always on sec just just a spy glass you gotta go kill one guy it’s kind of dope though i can have it back Oh okay yeah yeah yeah i wanted to drop it somewhere safer that knowing me i’ll drop it off the edge wait for everyone wait for everybody has no t-shirt on he’s fighting all the oh and then here comes brian brian with no assistance stands by waiting for local to die he’s Recording footage in hd oh no he’s involved bryan strikes back it’s not that funny isn’t that funny did you get that one in the spoilers give me true give me true give me true give me true give me true please please please thank you god damn slinkys get the [ __ ] Away from me dude there’s so [ __ ] many cubes did you guys find the ender fortress yeah marcel yeah talking about it for 10 minutes now and i don’t know how to get to it follow me follow it yeah yeah yeah hold on you guys come got you on spyglass hd Skin some more oh my god we gave up on that tunnel like two feet from being able to see it you gave up right over there and i’ll say hey what’s that spyglass there it is god damn it dude we piled up at the end of that tunnel like oh [ __ ] it it’s Never gonna work and i hear it it’s like just so obvious right here it’s like that meme where the guy’s mining diamonds is like a really old cringy meme it’s been cringy long enough that it’s not cool again that’s how smash it how fast it’s like there’s two of you there’s This technique when you play guitar where you tap the fretboard dude yeah i see three just two guitar players hanging out yeah dude we’re just practicing there’s rods get those weather on there gonna move on i got him one shot shot with her with her with her run Away run away from the way right away don’t be scared don’t be scared just hit him all my friends are dead oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] all right i got one nice dude nice very gored you’re right boys our lord and savior sheesh just crashed i’m christian and i like that joke i Proved that joke christian approved i’m christian i like that stamp of approval signed to jc our lord and savior jackie chan dude why is my game actually so dark mine’s pretty dark too it’s dark on mine oh yeah brightness is that moody i’m not trying to [ __ ] right now i Need to see i’m not trying to romantically turn that [ __ ] up brian this is that moody hey google set my lights to moody why is my gamma settings on minecraft sexy time oh there’s place down here marcel oh there’s plenty over here i hear him shooting so get down to Get down on [ __ ] i don’t know if that was you you [ __ ] what happened i’m okay i see where spawner is i see what happens what happened i just arrived in this room in this location with what happened [ __ ] got him got him got him you dropped him I’m gonna die i’m gonna you’re oh there it is why got my diamond pickaxe let’s go be careful we’re leaving we’re leaving we got we got all the stuff i’m a big boy [ __ ] what i’m a big boy [ __ ] get out you set it with her Yeah it’s a tan skeleton did you guys go up higher oh no no no no no no no dude he gave me the delta variant i’m gonna die i don’t want to be no no okay i’m taking down there you want me you want me vanoss Get down that hole come on come on come on ow i got the delta all right celebration orgy are we ready for the ender dragon now no i’ve got 14 eyes of ender boys we need both eyes we need bows and arrows should probably farm that for a bit 1 500 away oh oh you’re talking oh [ __ ] it’s happening right now who’s gonna get it to 750. it’s kind of awesome that they managed to kick-start the episode before we could finish minecraft that’s [ __ ] pathetic that’s absolutely embarrassing 600 to go all 400 to go come Holy [ __ ] how many driving simulators is that holy [ __ ] that’s like 25 of them or something next goal 2.5 million boys keep it going come on yeah just keep going chris and david are warming up the typewriters right now i can hear it that’s right [ __ ] you netflix that’s right I’m just gonna i’m just getting netflix sending that guy to the [ __ ] moon you could have had alpha beta [ __ ] you i’m gonna walk around the netflix headquarters with a check with 750 000 no one knows who the [ __ ] i am like [ __ ] you guys eat a dick and then 1.25 million will Add another 11 minutes of animation which is 44 minutes of animation is this gravel i mean two episodes could be two episodes yeah 44 minutes could be two episodes the [ __ ] why are we getting flint oh i thought you were doing like some crosstalk you need flint Why do you want to make arrows we’re making arrows now we need uh we need feathers wait so we need chickens yes like that took a lot of concentration night time nighttime that is that is that’s a pig you [ __ ] no it’s over here you oh really large pink chicken Boy have you seen a chicken thanos is the worst at looking for stuff he doesn’t spread out he just follows you yeah i know i was like we’ve already tracked this i’m here and he’s like yeah i know also who did he just say i want to know brian since you’re with him Who did he just ask boy have you seen a chicken who did he ask that to oh a dog because he’s mental this is really i’m just really you know i really get into the game immerse myself i found a chicken kill it i don’t think i know Come on chicken no i think that comes in like would we what do you mean if we bring it back with wheeze then we get another check back how do i chicken you just hold it in your hand and learning come on chicken left come on chicken Come on come here [ __ ] come here [ __ ] oh no oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh did you lose the chicken oh oh no oh [ __ ] why is it so hard to find the coordinates okay a creeper just cooked all the chicken oh no this is not good so i’ve got no chicken Guys guys guys yeah the chicken might have died from a green suicide bomber yeah me might me too i had six of them hell dude i can’t find any iron did someone teleport me to bride oh for [ __ ] sake right [ __ ] bored i’m bored i ain’t doing much ryan well at least i Have someone to talk to ryan’s like stay away from me oh thank you oh for [ __ ] i mean just go boys i [ __ ] knew he was going to diamonds let me go everybody come home let’s get suited and booted oh my god vanessa come here come here come here come here look Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what have you got an iron pickaxe holy [ __ ] no i don’t okay we need it okay oh no i’ll make one here no no no no no no no keep him away hello hey guys uh diamonds diamonds here everyone’s here hey [ __ ] up just helping us [ __ ] up we’re doing this stuff i’m breaking them relax dry balls [ __ ] just [ __ ] glitches [Laughter] down tell me when you need help all right my fish is cooked i’m good for teleport are you holding up a fleshlight where is that oh i got you in a half heart Hey what the [ __ ] dude i didn’t do nothing what are you looking keep me back see me back what are you why are you killing me wait is sergeant’s name i changed oh i got a sword [ __ ] you [ __ ] can we just like get rid of him out of The show and just like delete him completely oh just no no no no his cameo can him can be him saying one line and then he just gets [ __ ] murdered well that’s it i want him to have a have like a script that says like multiple Things and then he’s just dead we just chop it out it’s like i like dicks in my ass and then that’s that’s all you get oh this is great i already want to stop playing considering he’s he’s ruined things yet again we just go kill the [ __ ] dragon This is not that complicated it’s pretty pretty [ __ ] solidly set up until [ __ ] captain diamonds here just [ __ ] teleport some rune [ __ ] want a flashlight [ __ ] off leave me alone you bring nothing but pain you might want to clean that we might need boats huh why do we need Boats in case the pearl goes over the water just bring some wood and you can make a boat you need it always make the boats here because you don’t know if you need a boat so why waste wood In your inventory what does it matter take eight [ __ ] logs with you and you have all the wood you could need for anything so that i still gotta get wood though right [ __ ] are they arguing about not a boat i said why the [ __ ] would you need a bow you Don’t need a bow just take wood and then you have everything it’s minecraft you craft whatever the [ __ ] you need i have forty two in my inventory at every time i have 42 planks in my inventory at any given time and i don’t and i don’t because they’re arguing over a bullet Okay you suck at minecraft it’s fine because instead of taking wood with you you inventory space what else do you need wood for they make crafting tables sticks you can make new equipment maybe you need to make a shield anything get [ __ ] minecraft with everything we need Why why we need to make [ __ ] yes everything you need what is the version of everything you can get you don’t need everybody to make a boat if everybody takes 20 woods we have everything we need get [ __ ] minecrafted [ __ ] time to talk about some [ __ ] All right it’s time to grab a goddamn pumpkin let’s get going all right let’s fight the center dragon if we die i’m in the stream where i’m leaving all right our adventure starts ladies and gentlemen i’m gonna hop up in here send this eye vendor off we’re gonna go In that direction i don’t know how many blocks we’re supposed to go this way be careful disappears [ __ ] i don’t know where oh you’re lost inside your sky glass what does the spyglass do you can zoom in and see our names oh oh you put your eye on okay Whoops i’ve been using my penis i’ll just catch up with you guys i have a major pink guy i’m high i was smoking blaze rods i swear like only one eye is completely red though all right we gotta go this way i don’t know how far keep it going i’m sailing away I’m standing here uh how many under eyes do you have i only have 12 so hopefully we don’t break too many more you keep going i mean i can throw it now i want to break one or we might have enough oh hobie that [ __ ] where’d the boat go please don’t break Down you [ __ ] skank when we get to the portland i don’t have enough i’m just leaving the game but it disappears it’s just like a middle finger just point go back oh oh it’s the other way yeah it’s between it’s between where i last through it and where i’m at right now Okay then people get digging what level does it spawn at pretty low it’s like in the 20s if not lower i can’t gravel i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead i want to kill myself oh no why did you dig straight down everyone knows you don’t dig dude i even learned that in bedrock Edition [Laughter] i can find it really easy but little sean in my chat might have a [ __ ] heart for it if i do so much to summon another i’d i he could eat a dick you should your speed run type isn’t legit you’re getting reported to the speedrun authorities Oh look i know someone else who’s spiron isn’t legit and they have like 25 million subscribers yeah yeah where’d you go i don’t want to hear it you kiddies will watch people lie all day and suck their dick so i don’t [ __ ] hear hey we found it We found it whoa we did it guys that was some good digging evan and i dug down like six blocks and we were here i don’t know what the big meal was that’s amazing all right from here on we do have to find it ourselves though Oh no we’ll find a way to mess this up don’t worry holy [ __ ] i did not i that was sure it did not just got deleted yeah oh my god oh [ __ ] there’s a green guy green guy green guy green guy green guy green guy oh [ __ ] guys Follow him follow him oh sir yeah there’s a lot of food there’s a lot of food there jesus yeah [ __ ] now you’re a canteen you’re like you’re going for a picnic where are we going we’re going on the what is the ender world yep all right we’re gonna go Uh does anybody have extra food i got some red hell yeah i got mad food nogla i have your diamonds oh and they’re ready for the you ready for this moment there’s your diamond pickaxe holy [ __ ] are you holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] did that you didn’t go pick up my diamonds Can you go get me my diamonds all right let’s [ __ ] go where we gonna go here we go ladies and gentlemen sorry have you ever seen this before holy [ __ ] oh my god hold on i gotta sacrifice the fleshlight we’re going out it turns out oh okay oh my god holy [ __ ] Oh he survived [ __ ] you sean Gotta [ __ ] cancel me on twitter for that one puss boy [ __ ] you can’t keep getting away he’s deceiving you all you all thought he was worthy of this viewership playing minecraft i am i would never cheat like this open your eyes okay head down boys head down head down Head down i don’t have a pumpkin i don’t have a pumpkin two no head down all right okay okay head down walking through skid row in the middle of the night just head down i wanna have a cage on it doesn’t matter yeah you gotta get up in the angle I think you gotta hit it from where the gap is nice oh someone’s one up there and he’s connected to it i hit that [ __ ] i’m gonna get [ __ ] take down take down kill the cinnamon sandwiches [ __ ] kill this thing are you flappy oh you see that did you see that ball From the sky oh you guys are the worst teammates ever if you guys see a wood door in the middle of the field that’s mine have we have we destroyed all the things now i think we have right no this one’s the last one i got one i got it [ __ ] Using magic are you kidding me what a shitty way to die you got hit by a magical smell and dust you perish success your vodka gently cross the sand oh he’s coming down ready get ready get ready someone hit me keep hitting them keep it up good hits boys good hits good Hits good hits good hits and i’m dead let’s go ahead i got your fleshlight do you know who i bet we’ve finally like turned around public opinion about us with sean gone i bet sean’s watching this and he’s like dude i was wrong these guys are a-okay Nah he’s whacking one off to a four knight string [ __ ] here’s sean is this what you want we’re [ __ ] brain dead we can’t beat the dragon on our own is that what you want oh is that what you want minecraft is too hard for us is that What you need what’d you hear yes yes i’m getting stronger say it again get closer to the mic put it in your mouth [ __ ] boy jesus how do we get a bed on top of this thing i did don’t right click it until the dragon’s near nice shots by the way All right what the hell i died holy [ __ ] what’s happening am i going to die yes someone in my chat sean you’re not that guy pal I promise you’re not that guy you’re not that guy oh yeah yes money money money We are the first speedrunners to raise money for their own self gain for their own self you know projects and complete it so [ __ ] you sean on july 22nd 2021 guinness book of world records right there oh you got a new friend evan yeah hello my name is eugene He’s going to bring me to his little section all right so what the [ __ ] do we do now we celebrate now we end the stream and get them F1 2021 uh [ __ ] forza all of them dude i’m excited can you can you go in there you bring your friend only one way to find out No god damn it dude what happened to alpha beta somebody’s asking dude we hit the first goal for the money 33 minutes racing sims animation and you guys are already working on the next like set of episodes yep so we’ve made our initial goal which means the project Will go ahead but we’re going to keep uh the kickstarter going obviously and when we hit our next few goals that means more and more animations every 500 000 from this point on is another 11 minutes of the show what the [ __ ] is going on What is that a lot of black people okay christ okay this is uh if you guys have a lot of fans all right well i have to go guys i have to go it’s a bunch of creepy middle-aged dudes hey is that pokemane pokeman when she goes to twitchcon Hey there can i get a selfie i’m a tier three i’m in tier three i’m 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