Minecraft Funny Moments – Wildcat the Pirate Wizard

Wow okay look at me yeah with great power comes great responsibility Oh my God why is this game so loud why won’t let me dance oh maybe because you have the game volume all the way to 100. I don’t I have it on 20 jackass well maybe you just have really good ears Touched me and I’m like I lost like a third of my blood didn’t hurt me oh you broke my leg ow my house yeah stop stop stop Heaven don’t move Heaven don’t move what are you gonna do oh top of the description line right here you just Heil Wildcat yeah

That’s not what I’m doing okay I’m face palming face palming oh you’re so dumb I’m saluting Hitler I wonder why Scotty doesn’t want to play with me anymore hi oh I’ll be honest isn’t this your mod yeah I think we should start uh cannibalizing all these first steps reproducing right sorry reproducing wow

You said cannibalize yeah I know he’s getting in the spirit this guy got excited anyways uh we should probably prepare I can’t place things you must prepare I can’t break this oh yeah you can’t holy [ __ ] spawn protection yeah it’s like spawn protection all right yeah but this one

Protection is [ __ ] us from farming our own trees first rule of Minecraft like straight down The bat’s bleeding I’m sorry I know Corona I can’t see anything I’ve got the awkward what the [ __ ] is that what’s left it’s a blood stain what the [ __ ] what if anyone kill me this giant spider monster thing where it was fighting growled at me and then ate

My ass and I died should be off now bro these footsteps are insanely am I the only one are they just wait you’re not Ops sorry [ __ ] sorry save me for last because it’s literally the first day of black history you want that you put me

Last all right let’s look at Book quest we need to make beds porches Footage hey yeah that’s the only thing on my quest book in 10 minutes of footage and then Ulta four I like it okay so we gotta start when we start murdering these cows all right I’m happy to kill him right now ah boys time to murder these [ __ ] cows no we need to

Breed them don’t murder them to [ __ ] these cows we need to reproduce we need to make cow porn Cody oh [ __ ] that’s that’s not a good thing Cody there are bad fishies in the water guys no no by piranha the movie we need more wood yeah we used to grow the wood we

Used to grow the woods so don’t go to the other side okay you can try I’ll watch you go for it go if you get over there Thanos and get us a ball okay all right so I go over there and then make a boat yeah for the top of the description

Make a boat and get out in a boat that’s about how far I got oh now they’re coming no no no no no no it’s fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m safe I’m safe yeah you made it no way yes nice yes one I am the

One what’s that mean oh that means we survived one day congratulations so I didn’t survive but all right yes First Step hey look there’s birds my brothers we will reproduce hey we [ __ ] he took my wood the bird just took my wood he’s wearing it on his head

Anarchy over that Island hey I’m in charge here [ __ ] this is just gonna have an entirely different video I found a lava Oh Marcela wasn’t a lava monster it was a Magma monster it was made of liquid hot magma hey I got some boats anybody want to get on a boat you want a boat hey you want a boat anybody want a boat anybody want a boat yeah boat Butters boat buddies how do

You like the Torches if you make a torch it’s unlit oh dude that’s not lit at all oh I’m poisoned I’m poisoned I can’t see holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that what was that was it a jellyfish just a jellyfish I was in a

Boat there’s so many things to craft I need the little book yeah me too what the [ __ ] where’s the cheat book wooden battle ax that’s not what I wanted right I want to cut down trees not fight them what do I would you want how do I make

You make a regular ax what do you mean I rely on the book all right it’s like a GPS all right attention to where I’m going right now for 10 years that’s what you’re here for no tell me how do I make a sword all right let me help you out

Listen man the book has made him return it the book is the knowledge without the book he is nothing every time I play Minecraft I read one book right click on the crafting table there should be a big long pile of things on the right you

Want to try to plant a sweet potato pile of things on earth so there is a book yeah it’s just an encyclopedia now I made a sword I made a sword I made a holy sh my screen’s black I’m gonna die dude I could see the end

I am dying to death right now am I walking on a bridge I can’t see anything right yeah on a bridge holy [ __ ] get over quick I’m [ __ ] going back oh it’s Black History Month please please please please please save me save me save me yeah

I was so close my sword oh [ __ ] it’s a wooden sword don’t let it get wet chips I feel like we should turn off some of these mobs there’s way too many all right you know what here you go here’s some food transformed into something else you guys [ __ ] whinging

There’s some Thanksgiving dinner right there oh thank you use them wisely I I am grateful for your name in the title uh a giant slime is coming what is this what is that oh no glitch [ __ ] out food what is happening yeah what is the point if

We’re just gonna [ __ ] cheat all right all right everyone troll Winger Thanksgiving dinner I think I’m getting murdered by a [ __ ] slime I’ll try to eat Thanksgiving dinner you know this big [ __ ] he’s hurting me rare stuff oh really hurts I’m bleeding a lot I have jelly splitting on my screen

The game fairly working hard all right let’s go see what Marcel’s up there I think he’s he’s where it’s at he’s doing work he’s doing something yeah we played a difficult mod but it didn’t matter because nobody cheated anyway that’s my title no oh yeah we’re at 32 minutes of

Footage recorded probably another 20 minutes I’ve got a video just to get the ball rolling isn’t making it easy it definitely just made it I mean we were all on the verge of starvation and you just popped out uh like 10 days to just kill yourself do everything about that a

Lot actually every day especially when I play with you wait hey wait can I could you make me an iron ax pickaxe why why inform it you piece of [ __ ] scratch scratch my back I scratched yours three months I don’t have to work for you I know I I didn’t say I didn’t

Say that I was just doing that as as friendship Black History Month I don’t have to work for you in 28 days [ __ ] that’s it Ryan right that’s right March 1st whoops whoopsies and you know how to light a torch negative then how do we have some toys Can I have some of you guys Thanksgiving dinner oh yeah there you go ah you want the illegal food also what the [ __ ] why do we we don’t know how to light torches but we have like a million torches yeah cheated oh sorry I want us to have

Visual [ __ ] content and not a pitch black screen apologies I just need a damn pickaxe oh holy [ __ ] wait why did Marcel get the achievement play of color what the [ __ ] because black is Remo [Applause] you got the play of color Brian congrats Marcel died so I got passed off to you I’m gonna be the the local scavenger give me some of that oh I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry you walked into the oh I swear he walked into my

Pickaxe Dude where’s my where’s my arms I was oh no what is this guys like an Ax Murderer who the [ __ ] is that who’s that who’s that [ __ ] guy what is happening I don’t know but I totally didn’t just drop him off a ledge onto your head what

Is our goal here by the way are we just gonna get [ __ ] on by [ __ ] we don’t understand for two hours and then be done or what what are we doing we gotta figure out how to light torches as I walk by like 12 torches a giant thing coming

What is that oh my God it went flying what is this alien I don’t know dude it’s dead what was it when it dropped something well where do we get out of this is just is there a new home oh it’s probably right here I need a furnace

Where is this it I don’t even [ __ ] know oh yeah yeah [ __ ] confusing ass stairs we got going on here all right we’re back here what’s up I heard there was content out here a half an hour ago there was this black alien creature you guys are just now getting here if you

Were trying that whole time yeah there’s a [ __ ] Maze of stairs they killed that thing five minutes ago you [ __ ] oh you don’t goofed man you don’t go oh you don’t do it again I’m just making a pool dude [ __ ] who cares yeah you’re just trying to make a Jacuzzi

Reminds me I got a phone Felix the jacuzzi guy Leaf floor guy where’s leaf blower guy oh yeah it’s Tuesday I don’t know why he’s not blown you give me a break this week I wonder why he’s not getting involved no no he’s not the type to be blown he is a blower

Not a blower we get some goddamn wheat to make these cows [ __ ] dude why what was that oh you kill the monster Marcel good job I’m coming Marcel I’m coming mcpd response time you guys whatever you do do not block a spawner with torches it makes them spawn I made it myself so

What help do you need I’m good ow this [ __ ] Witch is still in the lava what they’re burning oh there’s creepy eyes over here creepy eyes creepy eyes if you guys want to see the creepy eyes come over here come over here creepy eyes up here poisoned

Right around this corner to the left over here oh God it’s a two-prong outlet all right so what he’s relaxed it’s a crab what the [ __ ] is that down there what is that even dinner what the [ __ ] is this what is this it’s like a horse how is this

[ __ ] that’s a zombie oh geez oh these guys suck guys ow [ __ ] you’re hitting me a face what’s going on here I’m poisoned I’m poisoned I’m okay I’m poisoned What the [ __ ] is that what right what do you mean where are you Ryan where did you go [ __ ] ah stop it stop it just turned Vanoss into one oh no no I’m dead that’s not actually him Evan you got iron pickaxe on you you [ __ ] Minecraft re nope that’s this is why

Okay what do you mean kill me [ __ ] I don’t have it whose fault was that oh yeah you’re the one who got [ __ ] by that possessed demon cow why is there a cow in a cave it was an assimilated cow and then you became assimilated as well and then I

Had to put you down after you killed Vanoss and he became the same thing I need that I need that I need that I need that you need what I need the [ __ ] iron sorry [ __ ] is happy I’m sorry sorry and bleed all over the place why is

There come on the ceiling wait what did that say all these flavors do you choose to be salty yes I think it’s salt it’s come after a high sodium diet that reminds me hold on I gotta get McDonald’s damn it I need [ __ ] wood now I’ve got

I’ve got one I got you I got wood thank you wait hold on whoa whoa hey buddy okay we got a crafting table on them oh oh I can make one what the [ __ ] did I just do um I did something bad the [ __ ] does that

Mean so I thought that that’s not me crafting table I thought it was just a single vlog you know because you know the book thing you know what is that now does anyone need lumber support maybe say 63 people what is that it’s like a cookie yeah

It’s like a wooden it’s a wooden cookie that’s really great I think it’s quite crafty it’s my art project someone get let me out of this [ __ ] back support I could still make some more lumber like what is the lumber for I don’t know I’ve never seen that

Before I lost all composure when I saw something pop up it just started clicking it was about right why are you blue what I don’t know why hold on oh my God oh I’m black [ __ ] let’s go Black History Month it was crazy yeah you they

Made you black before you ate it it was crazy what it’s what ah you’re out of range you tried to hit me hey you want to be white Marcel oh I want some of that privilege I’ve been hearing about yeah I eat something privilege brother um no no just like normal still black

Still black yeah no white privilege for you sorry caveman pants oh hold on I’m going in Creative for this oh my God I mean come on we all want to see his crave man his caveman pants come on Brave man yeah I’m gonna be craving that

Man okay go go to creative mode and then put on some crave man pants there’s a whole caveman outfit get the whole thing Nova yeah yeah hold on I’m going to put in the caveman outfit on why takes it off it off doesn’t say anything wait there’s guns what what White

History Month oh look a whip there’s like a blow gun there’s a pointy hat there’s a robe it’s a burning crucifix look I just made it oh look here’s here’s a Hitler costume Evan you can make a slingshot yes how do you make a slingshot you need Reed rope in a weed

Wood stick weed rope and a weed in a wheelwood stick I just feel like you’re just talking gibber we would stay boom there you go Evan oh my God I want you doing that slingshot use it use it use it God what do I sling because somebody put a rock in my slingshots

Pull it back with your hand over my hand wait wait wait we need gravel we need gravel to make slingshot ammo wait no make an angry Pebble you want an Angry Pepper give him an angry Pebble I want to see what it does like how Mercy all

Before was like don’t give me a [ __ ] torch and now he’s like make an angry oh they are angry what the [ __ ] shoot shoot him with it how do I shoot him with it I can’t I can’t sling anything put it in the slingshot I don’t know I

Wow what was that it’s fizzy what does this do Oh my Jesus what the [ __ ] I can’t see anything oh boy in the hole oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] so now we know what the angry Pebble does what could I make with silver can I make us I can make a

Silver sword silver sword whoa look out me no I shinching you shaking logos in a [ __ ] bee costume what the [ __ ] step back six feet [ __ ] she looks like macron it looks like what [ __ ] Kenny he’s Kenny from so yeah Okay that’s not how you do it at all I think he just stuck the microphone in his mouth no you cover your face with your hand How much does it hurt s they hurt they hurt a lot I heard it’s called a Pickering Pickering it comes back to you look at this it’s a town in Ontario Canada wearing a Russian hat thing to pick a ring no no it’s a it’s a it’s a Pilot hat and I have

Nunchucks wow look I would caught it Cody look it out Bam Bam Cody we’ll get out stupid dumbass bam oh my God guys look at this look at this look at this look at this damn Goose can you pick up blocks here we go guys look out whale oh he’s not as big

Here we go we’ve got weedwood and we’ve got a walrus we can have Wallace weedwood guys rock may not be here but we can still have a moose oh quick someone get the nunchucks behind the Moose you know what if moo is here he would have loved that he would

Have loved killing nogla honestly I feel by the way it inspires that Animal by the way look at this [ __ ] guy look he took the block I told you he literally did he stole he stole it I told you I told you the birds steal [ __ ] or shoot crab Nautilus and

You’re like a child showing us your toys Oh you’re sitting on it yes [ __ ] yeah dude give me that the toilet I’m a [ __ ] wizard I’m a wizard pirate I’m a [ __ ] whizzle look out I will [ __ ] I’m a [ __ ] Castle spell on you I’m ruin your whole life oh I found the best item Christmas tree that is a shitty

Christmas tree looks like a short fat dick would know what that looks like I feel like we’re playing Gmod Sandbox right now they basically are oh my God Evan you’re gonna love this Evan I have one of every kind of boat oh you ready [ __ ] here’s a here’s a sacred Oak boat sacred

Oak boat oh a magic boat a cherry boat oh my God a hell bark oh my God uh here’s a eucalyptus ball the Ethereal boat oh there’s like 10 different boats I couldn’t even fit them all in my inventory oh here’s a another wasp oh that [ __ ] sound oh my God that is

So loud oh my ears you need your beekeeper outfit oh my ears those are awful well I had to do it because they’re I didn’t have to I didn’t have to do it I think I found your brother my brother What the [ __ ] why does this mod have that [ __ ] guy oh Pink Flamingos all right so this is what happens when we have guys are you ready for Immortal Hitler clone I was crying I was joking about that earlier and you literally spawned them Brian Brian Your

Leader is here this is described as hard to destroy reptile how did we get here I don’t know but imagine you’re just playing Minecraft and Bigfoot comes around the [ __ ] Corner wait you can spawn PewDiePie Marshall I spawned Hitler I think anything’s possible if I even says PewDiePie

This is what it feels like to grow up with a lot of money Evan to be a spoiled child with the richest oh my God holy [ __ ] the same eyes as you he has my eyes yeah it’s your baby oh my God what was that what the [ __ ] was that hear

This [ __ ] [ __ ] up a bit we gotta clear this [ __ ] a little bit I’m [ __ ] sick of this there we go oh there’s Krampus we’re gonna have zero desire to play anything Minecraft now burn through all of them dude the lizard in the background that has just lived through everything we’ve experienced everything

In this one session we’re just gonna every time we get on Minecraft the only thing we would be willing to do is heroin our dopamine receptors have been [ __ ] obliterated well that was fun [Laughter] should everything possible yeah that was fun look at another stupid face yeah all right we’re done

She’s guts to me I’m a wizard wow that was fun me and Jason are gonna go go do something else now in the plague doctor and Pennywise and Leonard