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Oh N N Oh greetings greetings all how’s it going I look whamming this camera holy hell I’m going to keep this camera for the whole stream I think what do you mean what is this this is Minecraft this is my Minecraft stream right here I love Minecraft Minecraft is an amazing game

And an amazing experience for the whole family hello Vivan h hzu how are you doing how are you doing hello two secret Boris Kai not why I expected to show up on my TV what do you mean look at me I’m reading chat right now okay yeah I’m reading all your weird

Comments I mean I tried to make my head Square I don’t know how to do it I want I want a square head I want to become one with Minecraft and uh I keep I keep cracking up at the picture below me as well that’s it’s quite funny to me it

Looks a little bit Derpy I just I just typed in weird Minecraft SK and that came up I thought you know what the stream will love that so I I chose it I chose it but TR to die I won’t die I’ve literally never died in Minecraft

Hardcore find a time where I’ve died you won’t be able to anyway Gamers let me change scene real quick how we doing how we doing welcome on in welcome on in hello Spartan uh you w an award for the most squ I know I know true true he did

Indeed he did indeed right okay you have a question go for it Kai hello Chloe how are you doing you have died in no I didn’t I didn’t that is Cap my friend that is pure cap capap cap [ __ ] me that’s hot that’s hot he did

Spot he did it was it was prom oh yeah so we’re doing things a little bit differently this time every single hardcore world I’ve done I’ve bored you all with my Victorian SL Medieval Era building buildings because it’s the only [ __ ] I can build so I’m going to try a

Different approach to this Minecraft hardcore world I might as well start recording it just cuz I’m going to record it anyway but yeah we’re going for a different approach here so I am taking the role of a goblin oh what what a shock oh my God he’s a goblin again

Right so I’m I’m I’m taking the role of a goblin who loves shoes there you go there you go I’m not got a g I’ve not got a skin or anything for my uh for my game I’ve just uh I’ve just got the creature skin but today let

Me show you what I’ve got planned right here and what my my house is going to be I’ve got it on Photoshop ready it’s not no it’s not JD Sports no no but it’s it’s um it’s from my my technical my old job I’m going to be living in a slazer

Warrior I’ve got my reference images right here we’re going to live in a Slinger Warrior gang okay this is going to be brilliant so it’s going to be massive and it’s going to take years to build but it’s going to be so good when it’s finished there’s going to be so

Much space I’m going to have like breeders and [ __ ] inside the uh the the the the Warriors I’m going to have like multiple bedrooms bathrooms everything it’s going to be so fascinating I can’t wait for this it’s going to be so awesome so let’s kick it off let’s get

Into Minecraft we got a bit of a to-do list some new world um Goblin Warrior there you go Goblin Warrior we’re going to put on Hardcore we don’t need to worry about the difficulty we’re not going to die should we do a seed what’s the seed going to be

That’s a lot of wool it is it is I’m going to have to get on the earth it’s on my to-do list I’m going to get bare sheep right the the it’s going to be slaz Slazenger Warrior is going to be the seed um generate structures on I

Can’t even give myself a bonus chest what is this madness right let’s create the world let’s create the world you know what should we I even make it a bit Ticky should we keep music off and put Minecraft music on or do you want music on what do you

Want guys music yeah oh oh my God it’s he’s he’s inspired me he’s given me the love I’ve not had a Minecraft phase or the BG for it in like a year and I’ve been watching ka’s stream and he’s he’s motivated me to play it hello chills how

You doing you want uh music Minecraft music that’s one and one right now this is an awesome little spawn though we got CA off for bat I mean we can put we can put Minecraft music on if you want put it on full 100% volume but the songs are

Very very random they come out whenever the buy hell can be asked so music uh Minecraft pig step well I’ve not got that buddy I’m not got that that CD yet I can’t do that I can’t do pig step right Minecraft music I’m good thank you

TF2 Scout m music okay we’ll do some Minecraft music then all right okay um it’ll just come on at random points in the uh in the session I guess unless there’s an option to uh to turn it on constantly we’ll go up in the uh the

Volume a little bit to 35 as well weather down music on 100% hostile creatures down a little bit friendly creatures we’re going to put down to 22 because we can have a lot of sheep on this world we’re can have an army of them five hour Daddy’s Money song I

Don’t think I need that hello Monro uh Monro sorry uh I’m really ill your stre hey let’s go Monroe well not let’s go for the illness I’m sorry about that I hope you’re doing well uh but let’s go in the fact that the stream will help

You improve I hope you uh you recover shortly though my friend I hope you uh you get well soon also quick question for the chat is my Stream So in the menu does it still look like I have Parkinson’s it’s all glitchy cuz uh that was something fun that used to happen uh

That used to happen quite a lot with the old uh OptiFine um mod that I’ve got there are 2 thou uh 12,823 calories in a newborn baby I might have to add that as part of my fitness program that sounds quite good I would like that right you are going to

Suffer my friend we’re going to get food and prioritize sheep uh from the GetGo all right this is this is going to be a proper profession Minecraft Survival here no pissing around no building Victorian medieval homes I’m going straight to the farm so I can build me bloody slazer Warriors

And it’s going to be one it’s not going to be two but I want to find a good location as well I want it to be high up and like on a pedestal almost as you will it’s got to be on like a pedestal it’s got to be above everything see this

Is a really cool Spawn but there’s not really a lot here uh what shaders are you using I I can’t remember [ __ ] me uh is it video settings how do I find out shaders uh sild is vibrant okay I love these uh I love these streams because you get asked

Like what shaders you use like every two seconds no disrespect to you it’s just something that happens quite a lot okay let’s get this last sheep we’ll build a a little a little sword I don’t think we’re going to need a a stone sword are

We we’re not we’re not a wimp right I can fend people off with my fists at this point there you go let’s try and maintain the durability of my pickaxe shall we hello boss how you doing did i s w drink again I sent uh the vulka and

Pry oh was it good was it good I bet it was you know I bet it was cheeky I mean if you’re saying it’s a 10 out of 10 I trust your uh your drink knowledge husk husky I trust it I trust it like the bloody Wikipedia my friend right well we

Have got sheep here oh we could build oh that looks like a prime place for a slazer warrior hang on hang on you you guys wait here all right we’ve got a a sheep spawn right here so this could be really big okay let’s get some let’s get some uh

Some some Stone first oh this is very exciting I’m happy to be playing this game again I’m so happy we’ve got our first achievement Stone Age the shaders look so nice I know I’ve used them for like two years now it’s the same one I refused to change it’s just so good I

Think I’ve got like the 1.4 update shaders as well so I’ve not updated them in like a year and they still look [ __ ] amazing I we really should update them we’ve got loads of new items so like the new mobs and [ __ ] are probably really ugly but we’ll see we’ll

See see you later Kai see you later uh no ding to no no no no no that will never happen my friend that would never happen why are you insinuating that something so cronous will happen to me right this could be I can’t lie that could be a good spot for a slazer

Warrior as well see I like up there but it’s it’s a ball like getting up there every two seconds to get to my slazer warrior home H we got loads of sheep this okay this has to be the spot it’s all flat this has to be the spot I can

Make custom terrain oh my God this is the best spawn it’s it’s basically flat apart from misit we got a cheeky little cave I guess and the okay yeah we we this is this is the home of the Slinger Warriors these villagers that have spent their entire lives here they have

Brought up children grandparents are here you know there’s there’s history of many moons of people are now going to have a slazer warrior built next to their establishment I am so sorry Gamers I am so sorry [ __ ] me where’s the Minecraft music I thought it was meant to be

Playing I thought we were meant to get a load of it we got loads of cows here as well we got loads of ha this is an amazing start it’s going good fat Emoji it’s going going good how are you I hope you’re doing well oh it’s got some some

Moss on this right I’m glad I I run around the entirity of the building okay we got a blast furnace I’m not even going to bother breaking that just yet what else have we got we got something I can loot we got villagers my goal is to keep these villagers alive

They must survive we got a bed we’ll be having that thank you very much probably not been the duve has probably not been washed in many moons but I’m taking it anyway oh a gentlemen hi beetroot and wheat I can do that my friends I can do

That trade and an iron golem oh I’ve never died to one of them I asked what shade should uh and I already have them installed oh bloody e you silly Billy you little munchkin what are you thinking how could you be so foolish okay we are hungry upgrade gear we can make neit

Okay very cool very nice this is very fascinating we got some potion things over here I swear there’s a new building they never used to be cauldrons out outside did they is this new what’s in here bread and leather wow this is fantastic makes it uh looking at

Villagers right okay okay what a sus comment right I’ll be taking them torches as well thank you very much my kind sir thank you I’ll be taking the chest and all I want the chest all right saves a bit of wood don’t it build the Slinger warriors on top of the church I

Think I’ll be uh violating uh many Minecraft rules with that but we could do I mean it’s not exactly a a great foundation on the church I can’t lie you know it doesn’t seem very safe out here but we’re going to go to it anyway I assume this this church hasn’t

Been touched in many years Jesus Christ okay there we go we got a brewing stand already hell yeah all my potions I’m going to make let’s have a little a general view of the area shall we so we got some cows over there we got jungle oh my God this

Is an amazing spawn wow we got pumpkins more sheep we got cows more flatness horses this is the best spawn in the world okay this is going to be like a 7year hardcore world I can smell it I can bloody smell it I am not going to

Die here ever if I die you all get to insult me all right you get one insult each put pandas in the shoes Hey listen I’m going to fit a lot in the shoes all right I’ve got plenty of ideas for the shoes see is it’s going to be and this

Going to sound a bit a bit a bit wrong but it’s going to be a lot bigger than you’re expecting a lot of you so you prepare yourself for the dense uh level of area that the Slazenger Warriors are going to cover cuz it’s going to be a lot the cazer

Warriors are going to be the biggest thing these villagers have ever seen second to my biceps of course hello to bias or also known as beluba how are you how are you make miniature W ISM well you won’t even be able to see him if it’s a miniature version of him gu’s

Proper small proper small and Goofy he is should we try and take out a iron goum should we try and do it because I’m feeling a little bit spicy and I would like some shears off the bat to be quite honest I might do it I might do it but

First I might sleep among all the wildlife and everything okay we should we’ll make him a little little little base out move move horse what are you thinking you’re in my bloody way okay we need this sword I know I said I didn’t need a sword but

We do we’re going to keep our first pickaxe as well we’re going to keep it we’re going to bloody keep it uh getting my insult ready right okay you might have to here this I I I I know I I I said I never died on Hardcore but

I have actually died I lied to you all and you all believed me as well I have died to a uh to a Golem before and I don’t know I still to this day do not know how it happened I built a little Tower of free like people told me to do hello

Kyle h wow budget coffee very nice what have you got diey trousers and emeralds wow what have you got nothing you’re unemployed every was unemployed here what’s going on what is going on in this neighborhood right young man young man no don’t go over there because there’s

Stuff you can jump up over there isn’t there right okay how do I do this I’ve not played Minecraft in bloody yonks how do I do this I don’t trust it I don’t trust it he keeps running away um I need a good pickaxe I need a good pickaxe I

Me I need a stone pickaxe o my bed you cheeky little man oh my God he’s been sweating in my bed I can’t believe this brother I don’t want to hit you because the Golem will gun for me right hello L how you doing how you doing right I

Might have to put some music on in a minute cuz this is to getting very very unpleasant I thought this Minecraft music would be absolutely bopping by now but it’s not okay let’s is there anywhere safe I can go I’m going to slowly take away this mud I do not trust

Myself here one bit I please don’t run into me young man wait if you keep running over here this is good this is good keep run in here right come to me come to me come on okay we’re going to get a bit closer I don’t want it to get on that step

Though that step’s going to be what kills me what are you doing brother he knows what’s about to happen to him your skin is terrifying it’s not I look great please don’t some of there’s being like an update with this I’m not going to get BM am I [Applause]

Yes it feels good it feels good to be the best Minecrafter here why is he not dying okay there we go we got iron we got iron five ingots as well we can make a pickaxe and a little Shearer Allen Shearer Ed Sheeran where are these little little noobs okay let’s go and

Let’s go and skin them I mean wo them okay this is the first of many walls my friend the first of many now what we need to prioritize cuz we’re obviously living next this Village is we need to get all the sheep in one area so we can

Skin them easily okay that’ll be good so let’s figure out where we want the little sheep pen cuz I don’t want it to be too far and I think we should get a little a little cow pen as well I think that could be extra cute I has a good

Idea right let’s build my warrior over here the Warriors go in here we could dispose of the pigs I mean we we could but they are cute though no we’re getting rid of them I don’t like pigs I don’t like them they can leave my realm I only care about cows and sheep

Out here the pigs are not important to me that’s it be with your dead family in Peak Heaven farewell right okay it is time for some fences to be put down let’s go and get some wood and let’s go and do some [ __ ] right here I put this

Chest out as well oh I’m so excited to be playing this game again fully fully excited I’m loving this so much this is an an amazing experience I left my crafting table over there all that bacon yes I can’t wait to put it in my furnace

It’s going to be so cool we have got more hay though as well we got more hay oh we got food for days and we also have hay that we can use to encourage the Sheep to live in slazer warriorevil don’t make it wonky I’m not going to

Make it wonky listen I’ve got it all planned out right brother I literally have a reference image right here of what I want all right how can I make it wonky if I’ve got a reference I’m basically going to trace it into the world it’s going to be

Beautiful Minecraft oh it is Minecraft music yes we’ve got it wow isn’t this nostalgic everybody hope you’re all having a a great time listening to the music cuz I sure as hell am I love it it’s making me feel all sorts of emotions right okay let’s get the

Crafting table I could I could spare a little bit of wood and make a new one but I’m going to be stubborn all right that’s my crafting table the first crafting table made on this 5year hardcore world you know it’s special it’s special F know what why am I not doing

This H I have to make a poo Stone one or a wood one oh that is so cringe oh my God okay let’s get this Oak I want the oak saplings I like Oak I want Spruce so but I’m fighting I’m fighting the inner demons to make a a medieval house I’m

Going to make my sja warrior see you later fat Emoji see you later thank you for popping in okay let’s get some some Sapp on the go we have got more over there but I don’t want to Deforest the whole ecosystem that the village has you

Know I’m trying to be nice to him at least a little bit give him a little bit of respect seeing as I’m I’m living here free of charge and I will be turning them into my own workers soon in my sweat shop also known as my breeder and

I will be making them a part of my trading station that they have no choice in the matter of so you know I’m trying to give them a little bit of respect while they still have a nice life here hi you didn’t hear that did you I

Think he heard that oh well indeed Lily indeed it’s got to be done sometimes it’s got to be done you know got have these people wandering around with nothing to do you know got to give them something to keep them busy and occupied that’s right okay okay right let’s see this is

My Minecraft thing right here here I just don’t know what I’m doing half the time so I do I make one plan and then I go and do something else like I’m doing right now also this cave is terrifying this looks scary I don’t want to be down

Here I just want a little bit of stone so I can make an oven and I can cook me my bloody Pig up I’ve got a full hog here and it needs bloody spit roasting just like your mother I didn’t mean that I’m sorry sorry that was a bit too

Far but anyway let’s go and make this furnace hello Leo how are you doing whoa giant hole okay we got to go and check that at some point I I can’t wait to mine I can’t wait to go and mine mining is fun but first we have priorities all right

We need to start the uh the Eco system it’s going to be the best part trap all these innocent sheep in my makeshift hostel uh right by in there we have nothing to cook it oh dear I mean we could just make food out of that but you know got to be

Done uh H we could spare a couple we can spare a couple it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry hello Alice sure say Taylor Swift is going to be in fortnite I don’t know I don’t work for epic games I’m afraid you just go and ask one of them Donnies

They’ll be able to uh give you a few answers on that that subject unfortunately I cannot which I’m very very sorry about right we got some jungle are these jungle saplings I know we’re next to a jungle they might be I don’t know I don’t it’s been so [ __ ] long since

I’ve played this game I don’t remember what anything is like all all the knowledge that I once had I once possessed it’s now depleted it’s been dismissed and I don’t know where it’s gone I just I do I mean to be honest with you Sid the

AI was very very interested I can’t lie it’s very wrong on so many levels I I feel terrible that she’s had to go through that I don’t wish I on my worst enemy but it was decent it was decent I do love holes Nathan I do love holes uh IED up 32

Gigabyte bites oh brilliant [ __ ] hell fantastic any holes a go for Naan that is true my man you know he loves the holes I think allegedly there’s more sheep here anyway there’s more sheep isn’t this fascinating guys your skin is bloody amazing thank you thank you I actually you know what it surprised

People I made this skin myself I used some dodgy website and I painted it it’s cool for in it it’s a cool little skin oh you know I can’t wait for that I’ve just remembered we’re going to do some more fishing stream streams oh we’re going to do some fishing

Streams it’s going to be so good I’m going to bore the [ __ ] out of everybody but I don’t care we’re going to catch so many trouts I don’t care okay we need sugarcane as well I want sugarcane early early sugarcane is fantaboy we’ll get some of this as well

Can you I think you can use this as fuel can’t you bamboo I don’t know can you I don’t know Minecraft veterans in the chat or self self-proclaimed Minecraft veterans can you use bamboo as a source of fuel I’m pretty certain you can and it would be very helpful if you can it’s

Technically it’s technically wood technically so I I don’t see why not okay there we go that’s enough that’s enough I don’t want to be too greedy I don’t want to take all the bamboo from this buy beautiful jungle that I have stumbled upon what I will do

As I will well this is going to break in a second so I guess I won’t take the whole thing down right we tried our best but we didn’t succeed let’s just get let’s jees it we’ll make it another crafted table you know it’s one of my worlds when the

Entirety of the world is covered by crafting tables you know I leave a trail of them it’s how you know I’ve been somewhere you it’s like you follow the Torches but you follow the crafting tables instead I might have to put a temporary bed down up here as well we mean I mean

The Treehouse was the second option it was either a slazer warrior or a treehouse and I went for the warrior at least make a stone ax yeah stop back seating I’m fun done it all right up money back seating use seek help I don’t want to go

In the water though I don’t want to get all wet like you got to bear in mind I’m wearing a ghilly suit you know how stinky that’s going to be when it’s all wet and horrible stinky old ghilly suit it’s all damp no thank you no thank you

Sler Warrior tree I could combine them I could combine them that could be really cool that’s a you’ve got a great mind you know to be thinking like that yes burned pin it [Laughter] burned oh I’ve been back SE on Minecraft before as well it’s not like I’ve played

This game since it [ __ ] came out people are genuinely trying to backseat me on it I probably do need it to be fair let’s be honest okay right we’re safe up here let’s put this little bad boy down I hope I don’t fall to the Earth’s core

When I wake up that would not be good I’m a little bit scared of that it didn’t happen Okay we’re good we’re good we are good ladies and gentlemen we are very very good right now I think we’re in a good spot this world is proving to be quite beneficial like aren’t jungles

Supposed to be rare apparently according to the Minecraft Rick or Wiki they are do you hate to I mean I don’t really have an opinion Taylor Swift is just an artist that people listen to I do not care I do not spend my life hating on others who are

Successful because that makes me not successful you know I don’t care you can love Taylor Swift you can hate her I do not care I I I do think some of the some of some of the fans are a little bit weird don’t get me wrong it’s very

Strange fans but you know as for her I don’t care I don’t care does not mean oh my God okay right well I should have just done this in the first place what the okay that scared me a little bit I thought there was a bu creep

Creeper or something behind me I don’t know why that made such a loud scary noise what the cheese was that okay I might get a little bit more wood I’m going to try and get jungle wood as well because I don’t want to I don’t want to make my uh my little

Temporary animal pen uh all different different colors but it looks like we haven’t got much jungle wood so we are just going to have to resort to Oak like the like a deviant demon cuz he is he is he’s awful it’s all right I mean each to their own I don’t care I

Don’t sit here listening to a music but some of her songs have been quite good in the past it’s like you say she’s awful like she’s bloody racist or something like she goes around saying the NW of people like I don’t care she makes [ __ ] music who cares I wasn’t a

Fan of Justin Bieber’s music but you know melon you know I I don’t let him do it he own in [ __ ] fortunes from it if I made that much money I’d make cringe ass music you know I budy stand on stage of a budy die from me head singing way

Back home when the Shadows go I don’t know I’d [ __ ] make some pop culture music jump off the top of a for the video I’m not going to do that cuz the video will be over then I’ve got this my video is not going to

Be a singular video it’s going to be a long-term Series where I survive my friend all right stop trying to get me killed I will never die in this video game ever right and you heard that here you heard that here first Justin Bieber brackets no

Offense I’m not Justin baby you can say what you want about him I don’t get offended you last a while yeah that’s that’s good enough that’s good enough that’s good enough most people say I’m going to last like one stream at Max so it’s good to know

I’m going to last a long while which is true I am in fact no I’m going to last Infinity water bucket I can do that I could well I used to be able to do that I don’t know if I can still do it now I’m not sure my reflexes are up to

Scratch let’s just say I’m not sure my old man senses are are that good but have got good at parrying in Dark Souls so I might be able to time it well that could be good have faith I do have a lot of faith in myself I am amazing I’m the

Best gamer here I’m literally better at gaming than all of yours right and that’s a fact this is this is like the comment that you use to upset people at a YouTube live stream by the way just watch CU it’s it’s going to update in like 10 seconds to be saying all this

Everyone’s going to reply now giving me hate you’re 27 hey that’s a compliment I take that I take that [ __ ] big old [ __ ] I do take that I do 27 which it feels old but I’m actually not I’m actually not that old one d 1 V one done the diamond mine

Cart i’ I’d slam him I’d absolutely slam him honest to God like if you think I’d lose to DanTDM in [ __ ] Minecraft you’ve got another thing coming i’ AB absolutely wipe the floor with that child easy peasy easiest fight of my entire career that right how do I do

This uh we want to make some we could do V oh how do you make this [ __ ] oh it’s sticks is it you need sticks there you go we got plenty of sticks it’s so awkward without the music and I just point out how like incredibly uncomfortable this is for me it’s it

Just feels so awkward like I want some music there just to listen to and I haven’t got it right we’re going to make a little farm here this is very temporary so please do not judge all right one day the Slazenger Army Nation will redesign this Farm it’s Kyle here Kyle you’ve you’ve

Influenced me to play this game how do you feel you’ve influenced me would you like to know what my my base is going to be Kyle because it’s you’re going to be really impressed in fact I don’t know if you I I don’t know if you’ve seen

Already uh but you’re going to be so impressed Kyle and I want you to guess what it is give you a clue it’s going to give you crippling PTSD my friend all right but you’ve probably heard what it is already you probably heard so yeah he’s going to guess it he’s

Going to guess it but Kyle what do you think my build or my main goal is going to be and no it’s not a Victorian era house like I normally do I’m not going to build a tower a tower Kyle you’re wrong you idiot Kyle I’m going to make a

Base out of a massive Slazenger Warrior we’re going to build a massive base that is a big shoe you see what I mean about the PTSD now my friend hell yes you do hell yes right let’s build one of these cheeky little boys how do you do it okay there you go little

Carpet and we’re going to build a entrance yo yoink and yoink cool beans cool beans we’ll put that in a after what do what do these Donnies like to eat is it is it wheat does sheep eat wheat I don’t know I’ve not I don’t really do a lot of farming in

Minecraft what do you eat oh it is it is okay young man come here hey hey come come with me I’ve got good things to show you do you like Slazenger well I’ve got the world’s largest collection of slazer shoes over this one and you’re going to be so so impressed follow

Me come on sheep the the black I was going to bring up your color but then chat would shout at me I didn’t even think about that right come on come on let’s go hello gaming Place how are you uh everyone and D should I go live

On Twitch tonight hey it’s up to you my man you do whatever you desire you do whatever you desire young one one two three four Bosch BOS uh where’s Mig there it is look at that we got a right little civilization on the go this is so

Epic wow God I love Minecraft I can’t wait to skin them all for my own personal gain okay cool cool let’s go find some more sheep oh I’m addicted to this now I’m addicted it’s nice for Rich investors them it’s not for poor people it’s for investors and smart individuals

That only care about how they look and making money and getting hoes as well not that women are hoes women should be blessed they are sacred what’s down here oh it’s the creepy CM okay where were the other there was other sheep over here right Mr Stretch I’m very stiff at

The minute my legs are sore I did a I did a leg day and I’ve done an arm day two days ago and now I’m really sore I’m really sore but Minecraft is healing me it is healing me okay we got more sheeps over here this is good come with me come

On you can piss off sheep unless I might get a slight itch for fried chicken though you know I might I might get a slight itch for it so one day I might build a sheep pen ooh I’ve got chicken tonight I’ve got these little Peri uh chicken fry things like flattened uh

Breast I’m looking forward to it okay I need you brother I need you because I need black wool I need black wool I can’t be asked finding squids right Gamers please please okay come on you guys are going to do my bloody eding I can tell right Black Sheep come here come

Here just be careful saying that because people take things that like seriously please follow me why do you not care about me do we actually have to go this slow [ __ ] me come on Ethan M ell you doing how you doing thank you so much for that tinner my guy thank you

Thank you much appreciated I will spend that on a pair of Slazenger Warriors my friend for my collection than thank you very much I really appreciate that dude very very generous very generous cancelled on Twitter right okay okay okay yeah thank you Ethan thank you I hope you’re doing

Well buddy I spent it on some mints instead yeah you should bought some mints and given me the change what out about right follow me it’s getting dark now there’s going to be creepers and stuff coming around soon I don’t want to get blown well I do but

I don’t want to get blown up right that’s the bad type okay we bed sleep hold my under Ethan M super ched $12.70 wag wizzy in this house I forgot about that I forgot about that [ __ ] me I forgot about that thank you Ethan thank you thank you why did it

Have to turn nighttime when the buy caved on he screamed at me right why are you being a juvenile come back stop it [ __ ] sake D behave they don’t stink of cheese the gold shoes the amount of people that come up to me my old sporty D and they said wow

Mate these shoes are [ __ ] the last [ __ ] ages you know how many people have done that at least four hello annoyed Daisy are you annoyed what are you annoyed about what is there to be annoyed about in this beautiful existence Daisy apart from pretty much everything and my coffee going cold

Which I need to drink M $2 n it’s in American probably would have spent on extra fries oh damn you’ve roasted an entire country God damn what an absolute Savage right please stop break dancing and come here this has been the most painful journey and I’ve just voice cracked it’s

Even more painful now cuz that’s going to get clipped [ __ ] sake uh can you know say the odd ones out Dan there is a there is a a particular one that is a little bit different to the others here I’m you know that is very true my friend

But we’re not going to point that out just because Twitter won’t like that right can you two please stop [ __ ] hell this is literally me at the gym trying to get through a corridor come on right we’ve got the two buddy drung girl here [ __ ] no

No right please oh oh my goodness I’m going to slay you if you do not enter this establishment I’m going to slay you with my hands oh my goodness this is [ __ ] atrocious gameplay right you two get in there now get in there no what are you doing you absolute

Smooth brain right both of you up here we’ll go this way instead yippee there we go yippee well done guys well done look at that we got the homies here we got the homies and I’ve left my chest and everything in there as well but that’s fine that’s fine we don’t need it

Right now there’s nowhere to get out is it there’s nowhere to get out okay excellent news right we have the first captive animals right Koka Cur nude [ __ ] brilliant man brilliant I’ll tell you what right in my skint days at Uni I’m still skin now but in my even

More skin days at Uni I used to get the um the spicy uh is it like spicy stir fry ones I used to get them they were the bomb oh right well we got hell belows [ __ ] nor I’m about to build on Hell itself oh Jesus that’s terrifying that

Is terrifying my friends okay let’s get my okay let’s just get all the [ __ ] from this uh we get rid of some M I want my first pickaxe and I want this as well uh we’ll get rid of the the diorite that’s fine I need oh God I’m going to need a space

For this and all H right corn whatever that was um what else can I get rid of I want to keep everything here whoa we’ll get more of that I want the chest stop climbing on my chest sounds wrong but that’s fine I’m I’m I am going to fall into it I am

At some point in the near future I will fall into that it is just it’s basically written in the script at this point it’s it’s written in the script there’s nothing you can do about it I’ll keep some weight on me just in case actually

No no we’ll get rid we’ll get rid okay we’re doing the thing again where I CH Chu everything in a a chest all right I’m doing nothing thing again okay we should go for our first skinning phase I think let’s go and skin the natives of uh this um area uh does

That make sense I don’t know I don’t know we need to dye some of them more the white ones are fine I’m going to make the uh the black and white uh Warriors so the white uh ones are fine but we need more darker sheep you know like this Donnie here so

What I might do is I might go we’ll get that as well I’m might go and swim and find some squiddies and get some squid in and then yeah we’ll we’ll go on we’ll go on um change the uh the color of some of these guys I think

That’s a good idea I think that’s a great idea she hey look how good I’ve got my buddy level three hairdressing qualifications out here this is great what are you looking at bozo oh I’m having so much fun on this game so much fun oh I might even get horse as long a

Sheep over here as well let’s skin them these are the free sheep this is like you know the you know a film the boy in the stri pajamas well they’re the Caged ones and you know what I where am I going with okay am I trying to get

Myself canceled tonight I don’t know I don’t know but I’m on a mud one tonight apparently let’s go and swim around and try and find some squids which there won’t be any now when I never mind there will be there will be squids there will be strange comparison

That’s what it was like they were the free sheep that doesn’t sound any better does it right you wait look how clap these horrible goofy things look imagine putting your hand in that in that hole at the back imagine that get right wet hand where you going oh my

Head went in it my head went in the in in the mouth oh I didn’t like that that made me feel uncomfortable thank you rer I’m glad you enjoy me in bed that oh that sounds wrong that sounds wrong that sounds wrong no that’s no no no that sounds

Wrong that sounds wrong that sounds wrong control oh delete that comment real quick that sounds incredibly wrong that sounds awful oh dear me that’s one of the worst things I’ve said oh I do love squid holes Nathan I do not them ones though okay I think we got enough um ink sacks

Now I think we got enough in ink sacks I’m trying to as you can tell I’m trying to move on from my comment because that was an ungodly comment that I have just accidentally said Jesus what am I on what am I on tonight I’m on

Smoke it’s going to be banned it takes more than that on YouTube my friend on Twitch on the twitch move maybe I get a little bit of a goofy trouble it wouldn’t be good at all would not be good you know you got to be you got to

Be careful what you say on YouTube I’ll be all right I’ll be all right right give me a skin that’s it come here give me that skin that luscious skin that we all all love thank you thank you do you think the uh do you think the Sheep know

That the their wall is going to be turned into a uh a massive Slazenger Warrior do you think they they know that or do you reckon it’s still like a bit of a shock to them I reckon it’ll be a shock to them right

You oh no I need to make it to die don’t I right there you go enjoy enjoy we’ll get rid of the uh the brown ones as well not in that way guys cuz I know I’m on you know I’m on like our last warnings but there you go we

Actually don’t need that many dark ones cuz I’m only using the dark ones as like the surface area of the shoe so if you if if you look back at the reference image you only need the dark ones for the souls and the top bits as well and

We could use Gray for that dark gray and maybe the well technically the inside is going to be like I’m going to furnish inside I’m going to make it look nice all right so we don’t actually need to worry about the uh you know the black wo

As much but I will still collect it for now but later down the line we can we can change it back we can get some uh some dark gray ones which I probably should have kept the dark gray one I don’t know why I got rid of it but it’s

Fine we learn from our mistakes and we move on never mind I have a dark gray one here never mind awesome they are clapped they not clapped I need uh I needed a oh [ __ ] hell [ __ ] sake oh no one ever Clips my Great Moments do they where I get like quad

Kills and [ __ ] like that all my sus moments are clip for it’s not fair I’ve not done anything to deserve this I am an innocent man an innocent bystander right okay so let’s can we can we make these Shaggy again is it is it time I don’t actually know what to do

I’d love to go mining but I want to prioritize making these poor animals shag one another and building a nation of sheep the biggest nation of sheep that you’ll ever see I mean this is like the most unorthodox Minecraft let’s play on Hardcore you’ll ever seen in your entire

Life this is so unorthodox can I skin you no it won’t let me skin the babies there’s another thing for the the collection if you want to clip that well I’m just giving them all out for free tonight giving it all out for free look let’s put a bed

There ah your own I don’t want to clip my own moments I don’t want to do that that’s lame that’s bloody lame look at all the cows laughing at the Sheep like they’re not going to be in tuned soon they will also be dismissed skin the babies for yeah true

True but I guess so W adds on to the calorie count a little bit it’s just awkward to chew right let’s go to bed and let’s try and skin some more sheep shall we what did I just join back to this the the skinning of 2024 my friend

That’s what you’ve joined back to I am trying to sleep at the minute which is not going too well what I love is the fact that I’ve been an absolute [ __ ] this whole time I’ve I’ve slept before nighttime therefore I have not seen well I’ve seen a couple of mobs in the caves

But I’ve not seen a single enemy in my terrain just yet this is good news right the skinning will continue don’t worry Gamers I will not be skinning this entire time I just want some basic resources to start the Slinger warer with I also need a location and I need to terraform a

Little bit to build a bit of a uh I guess a plinth for it because the Slinger Warrior needs to be blessed among men and women it needs to be blessed can I make you shag okay there’s a couple of a little bit of shagging going on okay we

We’ll give you a bit of time all right we’ll give you a bit of time I’m getting a bit needy there I guess we’re getting a little bit needy right let’s uh take that let’s build another little chest okay the chest has now got a next door

Neighbor put some iron there some jungle saplings some more white wool this is amazing this is is one of the best worlds we’ve ever had in my entire life I’m loving this I’m loving it right what can we do we can figure out an area for

My warrior I reckon we do it in front of this this mountain so hear me out right hear me out right as this world is confirmed it’s going to last about 5 years at least we can build the warrior right here on a little bit of terrain so I I

Might what I could do is and it’s going to take a while but drag this terrain round so like move it all here so it’s all flat and somewhat High compared to all this and then we build it on that then out of the back of the warrior we

Have a tunnel into the cave and then we continue our Mega build and build it inside the cave as well okay this is an idea from heaven right here right I just need loads of dirt and or okay should we do that I’ll give you guys the choice

The choice of this should we do that or should we go and get some basic equipment such as iron what are you thinking Gamers what should we do leave your comments in the chat should we in fact I going do a cheeky little poll I think cheeky little little Poll for the

Gamers so option number one is going to be um we uh I put question mark as that uh mine or terriff form I think I’ve spelled terraform really wrong um but just bear in mind right I know terraform is a little iny wiy bit boring but we will have to do it

At some point anyway all right it will have to be done so I’ll leave that running for a second while I uh I skin all these sheep you know that’s a perfectly normal sentence for everyone to be uh listening to in it skin in the Sheep my favorite

Hobby and getting the Sheep In the Mood as well waving the Viagra around right anyone horny no they’re not brilliant okaying needy ass sheep right here B dinora this is meant to be my world my choices why are the Sheep not abiding by my decisions [ __ ] hell my diamonds do it

Later mine wins well I will be the judge of that my friend I will be the the commissioner mining has won with 73% okay very cool we end that we go mining Gamers we do a bit of mining uh but we are going to be terraforming at some

Point I love like terraforming in this game because like you know that people don’t enjoy it cuz half the chat leaves everyone just goes and they come back when you start mining but like okay we’re going to make a a cool little goofy pickaxe we’re going to take some

Stickies with us keep that uh let’s take some some Cel uh some wood put that in there put the that stuff in there we’ll take shits no we take shits take shits um stone stone I think I’ve got enough resources here take the bed I don’t know

Why I need a bed underground but it’s fine do not question me ever ever and I think we are ready to not ready to go actually not ready to go I need I need coal I need torches right let’s get a bit of coal before I do anything because

I do not want to succumb to the darkness right I do not want that to happen to me I want to live for at least a couple of streams we’ve got coal down there but it’s very very I don’t like this it’s very bait I do not like this

Area right that’s the most mad thing I’ve ever read in my entire life big Boris that is a mad comment right there I like it s I love terraforming I love it so much hello Tilly how you doing how you doing right husky that is I’m going to

Have to pin that I’m going to have to pin that husky you’ve just been pinned that’s for a [ __ ] talking you’ve done husky that’s for all of it all your [ __ ] talking yeah it’s all LED down to this moment okay we got some coal here this

Is fantastic news I love coal so much hello jalona I got pin right okay right I have to unpin you now you said that [ __ ] hell what is that comment what is that comment that’s the most mad thing I’ve read all day wow bloody hell even Mr bio’s gone

Ffs my poor my poor Australian friend is quite confused right now he’s worried did I get one piece of coal what in what is the blasphemy is that that does that made no sense what did I even just say then right we got more we got more

Coal oh we’ve got some ghouls ah baby zombie in Minecraft come here Naughty Boy Oh The Creeper coming now as well what do you want what do you want you little frub what are you want what are you doing you what are you doing mate where’s the baby zombie gone why has it

Disappeared where have you gone oh Jeffrey’s vanished he’s vanished and he’s going to pop up behind me I want that iron and coal I thought that was a diamond then I was like what the what the hell was a diamond doing up there oh [ __ ] that’s quite a peculiar right this

Is getting Beyond a joke now Beyond a joke we set the man up AR I need I need a shield and I need torches I thought that was Diamond again two Creepers I know I’m on hard mode but what is this two whole creepers Jesus Christ the disrespect in

This cave I’m receiving do they know who I am probably not sunrise over mountains indeed do love sunrise over mountains can I just point that out right I don’t I don’t like this is getting a bit scary though I’m just there’s just darkness all around me this

Is like my head bro I don’t like this I’m getting passed out there’s going to be some ghouls down here oh you know what I should have done I should have like I should have made a server where herob Brian was like haunting me or some [ __ ] and not told

Anyone or like had that you know have have you seen that cave mod where they had that really scary thing that makes all the cave sounds and it runs after you I should have added that and not told anyone that could have been cool actually no forget I said that cuz I’m

Going to do that in the future I’m not going to tell a soul about it as well that’s going to be such a good idea right why is it all bright of it’s lava that’s why that’s why okay that’s fine that’s fine let’s get out of here

Let’s smell some stuff down get some proper tools some armor and we are going to be gaming this is going to be the master plan right here the Master Blaster that’s rude is it why’s everybody Stone above me head yipp we’re out we’re free I survive the the onslaught of creepers and babies

Yippee I am free I’m a free man unlike the Sheep they are not free they are in captivity right there hello bogles how are you doing I’m not cave dweller Momo I’m not rition no this is literally my right well I have restarted quite a bit Yeah but like brother I got

Bored of my old world it got boring all I did was just build on it and now we we’ve got this new exciting realm that we are a part of the Goblin Kingdom also known as the Slazenger Warrior Army so how how interesting is this right this

World’s going to last like at least 5 days at least and I’m all here for it see this is this is what I’m this is what I do right I’m I’m I’m here I’m I’m about to go mining I want to smelt my [ __ ] down but now I have been distracted

By sheep this always happens right we got some coal uh where’s me irone irone coal and irone right let’s uh let’s make them romp real quick that’s that’s good that’s a good idea I think let’s make them romp we’ll get some more cuz we are starting to stockpile the ships up now

Oh yes they’re all in the mood oh it’s Mating Season baby that’s it get on your hands and knees it’s time for romping excellent news yippe yippe oh is like got what are you doing in here Cal the cow was a part the action as well oh that’s it yes yes

I love this so much wow that was an emotional moment right there God that made me feel all sorts of emotions that wow why was a Rooney that was hot oh oh my God D what what I doing should we get a bed down okay let’s sleep s let’s sleep my

Respawn Point has been reset this is fantastic news right so we got some iron cooking and um we we’re going to make some tools and stuff all right sorry I’m just trying to like move on from that moment all right with the Sheep it was nothing don’t worry about that don’t

Worry not Goblin gobler oh my coffee’s gone cold hello Momo I know you’re not speaking to me how you doing anyway Momo been a while my man it’s been a while I hope you’re doing well I hope you’re doing fancy and nice oh we I just we have a blast

Furnace over there as well and we’re using this tin pot oven Capital Terror thank you for the 15 months okay the the Sheep biting sound made me think there was a creeper behind me that [ __ ] me up a little bit well thank you Capital Terror I appreciate that let’s make a second iron

Pickaxe is that a good idea no no no we’re not doing that we’re not doing that we’re not doing that I don’t need a second one what we’ll do we’ll get more iron down there anyway it’s fine right we’ll make an iron sword we got our

Iron okay we we need I’ve not even made the first iron pickaxe let’s be honest um then let’s make some trousers or I should have done a hat and just some shoes why did I do that it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry we got pants we

Got pants my [ __ ] and balls are now any more now this is great news it was getting a bit drafty down there so I wasn’t enjoying that right we got a stone put the dirt in there we keep the wood keep the sticks keep the coal uh

Make some of these bad boys we need them it’s very frightening without them so that’s all our C gum bong bong keep the shears for cave Ling and we are ready to go but yes thank you very very very much Capital Terra for the 15 months why what

Is this Minecraft haven’t seen this in time it’s Minecraft my friend it is indeed Minecraft I do want a water bucket as well but you know we’re not we’re not a [ __ ] all right we don’t need it just yet we could water bucket drop into this realm VA it looks very frightening down

Here now we’ll go we’ll going the the Wimpy route all right we’ll go the Wimpy route chest plate always first ah yeah but I should have done I should have done um shoes and helmet could have got two armor pieces I broke me ankles I broke me bloody

Ankles that hurt that really hurt what am I doing am I being a weirdo right it’s it’s gaming time I didn’t even make a shield it’s fine though it’s fine I don’t need a shield just [ __ ] just yet right we’re not in we’re not going to be in danger I’m not

Going to initiate anything here look how nice this Shader is though look how nice we got cave l no cave Len I love cave Len it’s nice why have I turned why why is this accent become a thing for me now look how much iron there is oh my goodness wow there’s so

Much wow that was loads of iron we got blue lap Le way wow bogles thank you very much for the five squid and the Bloody sunrise over mountains BL super ched six 35 the mods called cave dweller I wasn’t calling you a cave dweller L also sun

Over mountains that’s all right why I’m a cave dweller it’s my part time job here we go baby this is the old old Minecraft experience right we got the sunrise over Mountain SP I love it though it’s nostalgic to me appreciate the the love and support friend sunrise over Mountain sunrise

Over sunrise over mountains I’m sure the will be very grateful that you have you have blessed us with your andise over mountains especially in this very very dangerous location where anything can go sunrise over mountains sunrise over mountains over mountains sunrise over mountains sunrise over Mountain over mountains sunrise over

Mountains over mountains sunrise over mountains over it’s so [ __ ] difficult to like speak with [ __ ] in the background so I forgot how bad I got used to this back in the day I got semi used to this became a member thank you Chloe thank you thank

You boggles big up boggles big up Chloe the Real G’s right there the real homies homie you know that’s Homer Simpson by the way for those that don’t know but yes thank you very very much don’t I’m not going to die to a creeper I don’t know why you don’t have any

Faith in me do you do you not know how many years of experience I’ve had on this video game I’ve had too many too many to even count look at that we can use that for dripstone very good very nice singles Mr bright side no no I’m

Not going to do that I don’t think drip Stone come here goblins come here what are you doing what are you doing ah he touched me with his sweaty finger his sweaty zombie finger in this cave hey kned absolute kned right I need to really keep tracks of where I’m going

We’re going to take this beautiful drip Stone though this is going to come in close for us I know what I’m doing with it we’re going to take some of this as well this is also going to come in clutch for us I’m quite the collector you see I’m

Like I’m I’m basically a hoarder in this single player video game I’m playing right now I’m a hoarder but I love it though I love it Minecraft music’s back on yes okay heal tactical heal break o oh cave Len I love cave Li did I did I mention I

Love cave L right let’s go and have a look at this way first this is the the bch way there’s nothing interested down here is there we’re not really asked about diamonds just yet though are we we don’t care ah ah I landed on the spike

It penetrated me ow my bum hole that hurt I’m going to have a s bumo now what the flip what am I on to why am I so weird tonight I’m on Mega sus mode I don’t know what’s going on something’s happened to me right get this

Iron at some point we will have a tactical um well to make our first base you know our base camp and we’ll um we we’ll make some iron armor so the goues won’t be an issue for us and an iron shield it’s just for now I’m feeling a

Bit ballsy if you know what I’m saying a little bit ballsy you know it’s been a while since I’ve played this game and I you know I feel like causing some chaos right opponents scene blow him up oh damn it you you had one job you silly

Squib one job one bloody job you had breaking news okay that is to be fair that is breaking news that’s the news we all need to hear right there right well there’s the Minecraft music gone that’s good is it that’s great news that’s [ __ ] great that you’re going to have to be upset

Boris cuz I don’t know the words to Mr bright side unfortunately so it won’t be a great viewing experience for you unfortunately up come on yeah knob you flipping knid stay here D die in game Dan I want to have more days live I don’t know why I read comment

Kyle’s comments like is like some sort of set five it’s just how I imagine him typing them I don’t know why he reads it in my voice and I just read it like he’s just some troggy also we’re running quite low on torches already and there’s there’s not

Really there’s not really any um any uh any you look starting already the luck is starting so Kyle uh just a heads up buddy right the luck is St so when I play Minecraft Kyle and you you’ll learn this cuz Blue’s been ranting about this I have the most immense look in the

World so yeah I do apologize I do apologize and I’m going to get veins of eight as well by the way it’s going to be veins of eight okay maybe four five I’ll take that I’ll take that I’ll take that six I’ll take that almost an eight

Almost but yeah um I get I get like non-stop veins of eight Kyle so this is going to be a really [ __ ] heartbreaking for you when you see how good I am or how lucky I am I’ve basically I made my Fallout character and I’ve put the look to 10 that is that

Is my Minecraft experience right here there’s just one on that bit but if we dig through there’s going to be another one or I’ll just take that one instead oh my point is being proved as we speak right here my point is being proved you know Kyle how are you enjoying this

Stream so far what’s your what’s your rating for The Stream look at that look at that there’s more diamonds here more diamonds oh my God how many are we on ah 13 we’ve already overtaken Kyle’s Diamond count in the first the first stream this is fantastic news what’s down there looks

Like death I don’t really want to go down there what’s Mr bioed unbelievable unbelievable Jeff unbelievable indeed it is unbelievable unbelievable to those that don’t believe but to me I believe ah we got a water bucket opportunity here so I think it’s time to make our first base

Camp what are you saying guys I think first base camp coming up yeah I think this is a a good time to make the base camp there we go do that and uh we’ll have a bit of undersight there as well base camp number one right okay okay

Cool so let’s get a uh [ __ ] I haven’t got a right we’re going to delay base camp number one but we will be back we will be back we will be back I just need some some Cobblestone I will be two seconds Cobblestone Cobblestone where are

Thou I hope you step on a skunk I’ve never I’ve not even seen a skunk before I’ve never even seen one in life I’d love to see a skunk I don’t want to get farted on by a skunk you know skunk juice in my mouth I don’t want that but

You know it would be cool to see a skunk that’s all I’m trying to say right let’s get a uh a fish on the go who made that ah oh [ __ ] here we go it’s beginning it’s beginning I need my shield I need my shield so godamn I’m

Bad I [ __ ] hate skeletons I’ll tell you what if anything’s going to kill me it’s going to be a skeleton they are the worst I hate skeletons just like I hate pontiff Sullivan and Dark Souls 3 they are so bloody annoying right let’s use some tactics for

This kned absolute kned I hate them I just hate what’s the point ing the skeletons and why are they such Marksman okay I need to lie that bit up don’t I oh more iron look at that would you can you move please I can I can just hear this dripping everywhere

Stop right we’re getting some lovely materials while we’re doing this as well eat eat Daniel eat scran your food is it true but you smell like skunk well no I take pride in my smell actually I was going to play along with that but I don’t want people thinking I

Actually smell I take pride in my stench right I get I have I have nice faace After Shave I buy use dient I don’t smell like a soding skunk all right so take that narrative away from me it’s false you’ve been out Ed what I’ve been

Outed who’s outed me is it your skunk comment is that the outing do take more than that to out me bcko all right I don’t get easily outed can’t believe this lava juice that’s sound oh that would be a sick cocktail though wouldn’t it that’ be a

Great little cocktail lava juice I had a m I went to pixel bar in uh in Manchester I had a Minecraft cocktail but it’s was quite nice actually what oh we got a I can’t be asked I can’t be asked I can’t be honest I can’t be honest I simply can’t be

Honest right it’s fine if that was like any other survival I’d be a buddy creaming my TIY whes right now but unfortunately it’s not okay we are using as a wood supply up here this is a bit of a bad idea but it’s whatever right we we move we move we don’t need

That we do but not that desperately in fact in fact I’m going to do it I’m going to buy do it I’m doing it I am doing it I’m doing it Gamers I am doing it it’s done I am now Invincible who dey I’m not singing that no

You know is that KSI song more diamonds by the way why do you want me to sing so bad I’m not I’m not a singer am I I’m not Mariah Carey I don’t I don’t do that [ __ ] right we got him who else is there’s a crepper over there we have got

Water though so that’s fine right young man there we go right more diamonds oh yummy oh I love diamonds I can’t wait to trade my diamonds with the village for more supplies and then enslave them there we go let’s clear this area it’s like a big nightclub this isn’t it this is

Cool this is a cool little location God I could build like an underground Goblin Kingdom that’ be so cool make up a song about diamonds I found diamonds yippy yippy I’m going to live up in the sky the creepers want to steal them but they can try Unfortunately they will

Die I’ve been MC dismissed and that was my song about diamonds there you go gravel how oh more diamonds oh my God what a shock God’s favorite Minecrafter has located more diamonds what an absolute bloody shocker I cannot believe this I simply cannot believe it that was a to listen to well don’t

Request songs then you silly bucko that’s what’s going to happen all right my songs aren’t going to be good are they have a diamond for my collection Alexa put that in the collection log he’s got a mean a mean little bow and arrow give me that noobed brother why do you think you

Can take me out do you know how how much experience I have on this game ah Die s oh hell I think there might be a skeleton spawner here I think there might be a cheeky little skeleton spawner so we’re going to come back for that we’re going

To come back and locate the skeleton spawner why is it everything attacking me now I thought I lit this area up evidently not I did not light up Jack didly squat ah this is a oh it’s a [ __ ] skeleton of course there is why I wouldn’t to be a skeleton why wouldn’t to

Be you know I got very lucky then by the way that was a genuine luck moment if that if that skeleton wouldn’t have shot his friend I’d have probably been dead then I’d probably been dismissed and that would not have been good for my mental health right let’s let’s get some

Aror at this right was this stra by the way guys bang bang bang look how cool that was that was lovely wasn’t it absolute game play uh we want a shovel uh not a shovel we want a bucket that’s a good idea and get that water that was a good

Idea right there I didn’t miss it hell yeah yes you didn’t miss miss it B prey welcome in hope you’re doing well buddy okay station down let’s um we we’re desperate for torches here I might have to resort to uh walking around with a torch in my hand and I don’t really

Want to do that that sounds very very sketch to me but we we may have a Skelly spawner which would be horrific but also amazing we can get so many stocks from that so let’s carry on with our Quest shall we let’s carry on oh was definitely a skeleton spawner definitely

Why wouldn’t there be there’s skeletons all over the Buddy shop one over there he’s just figuring out where they are where are they coming from please be nice to me okay I should be more careful here I’m running into the [ __ ] Darkness why am I

What is this smooth brain HD why am I running into the abyss okay we’re just going to run I’m just going to run just going to run just going to run any spawner any spawner we got one torch in a dream any spawner any spawner there’s no spawner down here I

Do kind of want to see a spawner I can’t lie it would be great more gold gold I’m going to be rich we got the red stone as well look at those almost 17 already almost level 17 now there was two skillens up there

I if that was real life that would be my nightmare but it’s only Minecraft I think I’ve ever died to a spider in Minecraft you know I don’t think I’ve ever died to one and I don’t intend to there’s another skeleton there’s definitely a spawner down here there’s definitely a spawner

And he’s firing at me what’s he doing why is he doing that okay it’s got to be so this is oh that was the one that I heard okay there has to be a spawner here I’m sorry I’m not buying it that there’s no spawner or at

Least a spider one with all his spits got to be no no spawner what the cheese bro what about down here no I’m just an idiot maybe there’s one up here no oh I can’t believe it I did I almost died for no reason whatsoever what was the

Point what a waste of time poor Dan poor done what the cheese indeed what the cheese in bloody deed flipping h oh right let’s get some water M water for my water bucket clutches I’m going to successfully do every single time okay one torch in a dream baby let’s get some more diamonds

I’m being greedy now this is pure greed cave like and red stone there’s another Diamond everybody there’s another Diamond over there oh my God just got me diamond HD at this point cool guy HD gamer HD okay this is where I get lost so this is where I get lost

Cuz why I ought to that’s another Diamond another diamond for the collection loog give me that give me that my friend oh thank you very very much are there any more for me about round this corner no but we’ve got gold we can sell that

On the market as well I guess right we got another we got another skele up there let’s uh prioritize him first sorry this game play is about to be very dark okay we got him we got him tangle down okay got some up there we got some

Up there any more around on the floor maybe okay we got another skeleton there’s going to be some over there yes oh my God okay okay okay we got a buddy Moss area more diamonds okay this is the most successful thing I’ve ever done in my

Entire life this might be the best seed we’ve got a jungle we’ve got a bloody Moss I can’t believe what I’m seeing with my own eyes and Lads of diamonds have the diamond spawn rates increased in like an update cuz I haven’t played this game in a long time time I swear they

Have I got more vs [ __ ] me dude Jesus Mosside oh it sounds like a sick place that does it let’s let’s meet at Mosside let’s get that I’m still I’m still digging the iron though I want my iron I’m my lapi laong lauli then Moss biomes yeah I just all I

Need is one Moss and I’m taking it home with me one moss and a couple of plants see it’s quite funny because I want I’m building my slazer warrior and like if I was building my typical uh medieval house I’d be screaming right now this actually doesn’t benefit me in the

Sest we’re going to get it anyway okay where are those other diamonds were they on this uh they were on there okay excellent news thank you very much thank you oh another one that’s so generous of you and another two as well oh thank you je oh it’s too

Generous too generous too generous how many are we on 26 already 26 this is simply fascinating okay cool and there was another one higher up as well I Believe don’t want to get too close to the uh to the to the AIDS ah it’s up there that looks really cool though I might just leave that that looks really cool I just I don’t want to I don’t want to destroy it any more any

More got red stone oh hello you sneaky little devil I should probably start getting gunpowder all right one more Diamond okay okay right I’m going to get that diamond and I’m going to get the Moss and then I think I’m I’m think I’m calling this Expedition because it’s getting a little

Bit dangerous and I don’t have tools oh there another one as well two in rting diamonds they get me killed oh this is so sketch oh you r man I don’t want to accidentally look at the Enderman as well okay good done done oh that hurt owie owie owie owie owie owie

Owie [ __ ] it the battle dome we’re put in the torch down we’re putting the torch down so I can see the bloody Thunder Dome right here nothing behind us okay this is so dangerous why am I doing this ah this is so dangerous dude another one

Right yes he buy broke me Thunder doome Mo here we go mission complete right now we got there okay give me blocks I do not care about deep slate for the life of me I’m not going to use deep slate in this build I will use it sorry Gamers

I’m not really responding to the chat right now I do apologize I’m trying to survive this is terrifying right we got spit on what has happened in this Pond the buy oh hello the massacre of the pond what’s happened what has happened in me bloody Pond Jesus Christ that can’t be right oh

My God we’re taking the souls of over dead fish I kind of want to blow a creeper up in it I’m not going to lie I’m going to do it where are they going they’re zooing up what is going on in this world this is the strangest world I’ve ever been a part

Of sorry once again that you can’t see you idiots I’m so passed out by the creeper right creeper come here I I want to see this I want to see this oh those poor fish they’ve been absolutely eradicated they will be a part of my stomach now

Oh you’ve made the Fatal mistake of entering the water my friend right my brother why are there so many skeleton in this room all I want is it’s a bit of moss that’s all I want a bit of moss fishy friend I so many fish right now

All tropical as well you can’t even cook them can you right I’m just getting the Moss getting the Moss I want some of that actually that’s nice that’s a nice we can put some of that in we could put it in the Slazenger Warrior right and it’s like it’s like

Foot fungus that’ll be well good so we got foot fungus right here someone’s been wearing it with crusty feet get some of these I like these okay it’s beginning It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas everywhere I go oh there’s bloody Moss everywhere I

Love Moss oh I love these as well oh oh Kyle do you love moss and that’s a question it’s a both for Kyle’s I guess cuz I think they’re both here oh moss moss makes me feel a certain type of way you know look at that

Hey it’s broke my shield what is that Shield durability oh my God oh my God oh my God that I did not know it were that weak oh my God I [ __ ] no longer feel invincible Pro why am I taking the largest bite in the whole of the UK what was

That oh what do you want you leather armor R A bu leather koif right we’re going to get out of here we’re getting out okay now it’s too dangerous now too dangerous too dangerous for Daniel Daniel no likey Daniel no likey okay we need to get get past all

Of them we just a Zoot past them professional Minecrafter okay let’s go let’s go does anyone remember the way out I hope so I think it’s up here and then that way I think we’re fine I think we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine once we get to the light we’ll be

Okayo okay we’re fine we’re fine God that was a treacherous little journey wasn’t it Jesus do you like foot fungus I regret reading the chat now but uh not really no I’ve I’ve never had it so I don’t actually know what it’s like I’m afraid but I can’t imagine it it feels

Great to be honest can’t imagine it’s a a great sensation in the old toes so I’m going to have to decline uh that question do you like foot fungus that’s the that’s the question it strikes me as you strike me as someone that does for no particular reason of course no particular

Reason no okay that’s great uh not sure I like when d looks at his junk to reach it does look a little bit like that doesn’t it I’m communicating with the junk aka the chat I’ve roasted you all there blind me all rightly you’ve all been bloody

Roasted oh dear me uh let J L5 can someone collect him hey you better not be talking about me I’m not lost I’m in my Prime right here I know exactly where I’m going and I’ve actually done very well with that 32 [ __ ] diamonds in one Journey my first cave Expedition I

Swear these caves have been nerfed Ultra nerfed I’m buy millionaire Slum Dog Millionaire Slazenger millionaire that’s what it is Slazenger Millionaire right here how do I get out though uh I guess follow the Torches follow the Torches and the dreams will be made oh yes we’re free we are

Free oh brilliant and it’s a lovely um I think it’s night time and that ladies and gentlemen is why we brought we didn’t bring to bed we didn’t bring to bed okay the the war continues the war continues it’s okay though I I feel I don’t feel safe without the

Shield what else have we got right gravel we can get rid of gravel please build build uh tough I like tough block I think it’s cool and Cobblestone there we go a beautiful little path out of the complex we are now not safe I don’t even have a house

So we’re not safe in the slightest uh that’ll be fine I won’t die it it would be awkward to die at this very moment in time wouldn’t it it’d be quite upsetting actually I think as it goes cuz we have just survived War there a point where we’re on like two hearts

Or something ehy like two two HP right I’m disrupting this uh this this in of course and I’m going to sleep here hello Genesis Duke how are you doing I can’t believe it we’ve actually survived Minecraft right that was so [ __ ] unnecessary that was so unnecessary you

Sent me a light that’s a buy War crime what’s time on half seven what time did I start streaming how long have we been live I forget these things I’m too I’m too I’m too hooked on this this beautiful world that I’ve got now it’s all coming together we’ve got Caris as

Well that’s fantastic news it’s all coming together I like it I feel very safe in this world feel very safe right sheep it’s shagging time ignore the one cow he’s just here cuz he’s a horny bastard all right no one shag him I don’t want some sheep cow

Mutant that sort of roams around not really offering anything why are you not despawning what the cheese dude why is he trying to interrupt the sex what was that weirdo pervert peeping Tom right there we go that’s it guys that’s it that’s it Oh yes any sheep that cannot reproduce will

Be killed they will be hung by a rope excellent news there we go guys we have survived in Minecraft okay go that’s enough that’s enough now that’s enough peeping Tom I know it was it was the Minecraft music scared the [ __ ] out of me I’m leaving I don’t

Even know what Minecraft music you’re on about my friend I don’t even know what you’re on about it’s beautiful though okay here we go here we go Minecraft time baby we’re already advancing very very very hard way too hard for my own Comfort I think

Okay should we get a shovel as well I’m probably going to need a shovel I’m going to need a shovel we’ll get one and I probably need an axe as well but we we’ll leave the axe for now I should make iron AR diamond armor but we’re

Going to leave it for now I’m confident what I do need is another shoe vvo cuz I did not like being without a shovel in that cave and we’ll put it in here for now cuz we don’t we don’t need it right now we don’t need it we don’t need

It right we got Moss put the Moss down there I like moss moss is very nice Moss carpet as well put that there bone meal for the Moss dripstone we can at some point we’ll get some lava spawns uh we got another furnace we’ll put that there

We’ll put some wood in there make some gold I don’t really know what I’m doing now I’m just kind of in this uh this this this predicament where I just sort of don’t know what to do we could start why am I speaking like this still we could start terraforming you

Know what we’re doing it we’re doing it you don’t like terraforming and boring [ __ ] then leave all right but I like terraforming I think it’s fun so we’re going to get all this dirt right all this beautiful dirt full of worms and a lot of bacteria did you

Know like I don’t know what the what the the fact was I said it a while ago but each gram of dirt has like 5,000 different different types of bacteria in it it’s disgusting so like when you got it in your fingers and you start like licking your fingers and [ __ ] I don’t

Know why you’re doing that by the way I just assume some of you some of you in the chat are quite weird so I imagine it’s something you do but like that’s just think of how much bacteria is in that probably grow a new stomach would not be very nice at all at

All oh one thing I need to do as well it’s on the booket list I need that sugarcane we didn’t do it we didn’t get any in my jungle journey I did not get any sugarcane when’s your next upload it’s in the works my friend it’s taking a

While it’s a very very big passion project it’s taking a long time but I’m I’m having fun with it I’m not going to uh speak about it too much and spoil it but I I look forward to its upload it’s not going to do well I know for a fact

But I don’t care I’ve had a lot of fun making it and it’s a different style of content and uh yeah I mean you can can you can tell there passion behind it is all I’m going to say uh you most likely search how to lick my finger after it

Touched grass what are you on about Nathan what are you talking about in my YouTube live stream chat you’re just speaking riddles my friend absolute trogg you are weird little trugg do you like beans on toast how could I not anyone that slags off beans on toast is just like how you’re just

Not human what’s wrong with beans on toast I like beans on toast I like chicken dinosaur things oh that reminded me I’ve got chicken after this how can you not like beans on toast do you like K I’ve never really watched him logos I never watched him I

Watched him I’ve seen clips though seen clips and he’s he’s done very very well for himself I thought it was going to be one of those uh those Donnies that blew up or something and then was only known for that so I saw the PSN messages and I

Thought please don’t make that your entire Niche but he thankfully he’s he’s gone out and changed up so he’s he’s done well for himself very well he’s only like 25 or something is he I don’t know dinosaur feet let’s not talk about feet but you know I like turkey

Dinosaurs is what I’m trying to say okay so we need sugarcan we need more coal but for now we are going to focus on operation sort out this bloody stinky terrain all right that’s what we’re doing that is what we are doing so enjoy this Gamers enjoy this this is

Going to be very very fun I can’t wait to to spend this entire time terraforming just to die and lose it all that’s going to be the best part about this by far by absolute far that’s going to be the best part I cannot wait for some fat little nerdy creeper to come

And eradicate me to dismiss me of my life I can’t wait it’s going to be simply fantastic there we go this is sort of what I’m thinking build this up okay and we can flatten that back bit don’t don’t don’t I don’t like it oh he’s zipping

Around I don’t like that man he’s scary he is very very scary did not enjoy that hell no what do you mean no turkey dinosaurs is there something wrong with you what do you mean no that’s all a hell of a way to tell the chat that you’ve got something wrong

With you my friend oh dear how can you not like turkey dinosaurs bro you need some more vitamin C in your life for some of them honestly need to go go outside [ __ ] sitting there slagging off turkey dinosaurs what is wrong with you what is bloody wrong with

You okay beautiful I need to fill in all this as well this is on the list on the list oh it’s going to be such a long laborious Mission but I don’t care cuz I’m having fun and if anyone wants to criticize it they can leave a review on my Yol

Page I have a lot of dirt D doesn’t like what no I don’t like Endermen they’re not human brother Endermen aren’t real so I’m allowed to not like them you know it’s not hate crime not a kettin a bit of a kettin my friend a bit of a kettin I don’t even

What kettin is but you you you’re one of them you’re part of that group the ketting group I’ve been all hyper on stream and now I’m slagging off the chat this is great this is like a typical XR HD stream I I I’ve I’ve ruined all my humor

I’ve run out of humor not that there was much anyway and now I’m resorting to ruining your days instead okay this is good we got a cre how are the creepers are the creepers updated why are they survive in the sun i’t put Factor 15 on you’re such a poo stain brother

You’re such a little poo stain I can’t believe he’s just done that to my Terrain I’m going to cover it anyway but it’s still it’s annoying absolute kned kned we move though we move you know it’s just a slight hindrance that’s all it is a slight hindrance I can’t believe he’s just done

That he’s going to post it on Twitter as well tell all his friend has just ruined my experience a little bit turkey dinosaurs are inde de goated my friend I’ve not had them in years I feel like I’ll get absolutely bullied by my family if I buy turkey dinos

But I kind of am craving them a little bit now I am craving the chicken sizzl I’ve got craving them a lot okay you can kind of see what I’m going for now we don’t need to wipe all this I was thinking I had to wipe all this out but

I don’t you can see what I’m going for it’s just going to take a uh a lot of dirt unfortunately but that’s it’s whatever is it it’s whatever we could just get rid of this make it like that instead there you go that’s better that’s better that’s

Better have like a pathway or something going here oh that could yeah a little pathway oh yes and we can have loads of so we can do the Slazenger Warrior the massive Slazenger Warrior here but then we can have like other little goofy builds we can do like a a Goblin Kingdom

Underground or some [ __ ] like that it’s getting dark I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I need my bed I don’t want to I don’t want to encounter ghouls oh we made it okay guys you know what time it is hello J Des how are you you know what time it is

Everybody oh here we go again my favorite part of this whole experience oh yes it’s time find your partner right you know the teams we’re going at it again M yummy yes oh I bet this this would stink this would be this would absolutely stink to through it would

Wreak oh yes I know most you’re all technically family because you’ve all been birthed at the same area I know this is this is probably a crime in many many countries but I don’t care I need my wall talk about wool let’s go this is why I’m here baby this is why

I need a sheep farm yes oh yes give me your wool that you’ve grown for your entire lives I want it I need it this is your skin fade I’m having so much fun on this game you know what I wish I could do I wish I

Could experience this game for the first ever time again you know like when you first install you watch a couple of YouTube videos on it you’re like wow this game looks really fun so you buy it and you have no idea what you’re doing and you build some little wooden Hut

Somewhere out just wood planks and you know creepers are terrifying to you and stuff I want to experience that all over again that feeling you should build eyes at Rose I might do you know I might do I just have to draw a square it wouldn’t be too

Hard uh that’s feeding his slaves no no I’m I’m forcing them to perform ax that’s another one for the collection right there but that’s all right okay we don’t need this many gray sheep I’ve noticed we don’t need this many we do need the white ones mostly is

Going to be white cuz as you may know we are building for anyone new we are building this this is going to be my big base right here the Slazenger Warrior so this is what I’m going to be living in because you won’t moan oh you only build

Medieval houses oh um ah ah my streamer builds medieval stuff all the time and it’s not fun shut up all right shut up stop being mean I need to eat something I did build a wony spoon right and I’m proud of it you should build eyes at ruls I’ve told

You it’s going to the siage is going to be massive like World height will not allow that I wish I could it would be really funny but world highight would definitely not a laa to be honest half seven right what’s time did I start how long have we been going

For what almost 2 hours okay we’re getting there I’ll do a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more I’m going to make a a new uh I’m GNA make a new little iron ax I think I get rid of some trees just some wood cutting get some

Sugarcane and uh do a little bit more terraforming I believe I think that’s the uh the plan right here this is this is a good plan but I need this sugarcane I need it I need it so bad because I need to get on to the whole um

Enchanting shiz right away because this is Hardcore I don’t want to die does anyone want to die in hardcore no I don’t want to I don’t like dying dying is not what I want to do with my time time so we need to ensure that that doesn’t happen I need protection a

Million on everything and I’m not taking No as an answer we need that cow pen as well the cow pen is going to be very important they’re going to be my next project I just it’s kind of like hit me how long this the the the Slazenger war

Is going to take to make perfect it’s going to take so long it’s it’s going to be massive it’s going to be [ __ ] humongous I don’t think any of you are like ready for how big it’s going to be it’s going to be Wham like I mean it it’s going to be

Humongous okay get the lever as well get the lever rspca look the other way please because this is going to be well and truly shocking to you you are not going to be happy with this pumpkins as well pumpkin loads of pumpkins oh I’ve never had pumpkin pie but I’d

Love to try it you know what I’m saying guys I’d love to try Dr blue thank you for the 23 Mony Wy Jesus almost two years as a member what is going on dangle play mcraft I do indeed I do indeed play that game blue I don’t know

If you’ve seen my project would you like to know what I’m building cuz every time I I stream Minecraft whoa every time I stream Minecraft people always tell me off for building medieval [ __ ] uh because it’s the only thing I can really build so I’ve decided to go for a different

Project I don’t know if you’ve seen I don’t know how long you’ve been here you see but I am building this fine piece of art I’m building a massive slazer Warrior a massive slazer Warrior I’m going to live inside it I’ve got like I don’t know why I’m doing it cuz I’ve got

PTSD of serving them in um in in in Sports Direct I’ve served I must have served at least a thousand slazer Warriors and every single customer looks the same that buys them they all look identical it’s the same [ __ ] duplicate of a person it’s like I’ve downloaded some

Indie game with like two NPCs because they don’t have the [ __ ] capabilities of adding like a random generator in or something so that’s that’s all my buddy all my serves consisted of oh no one murdering Wildlife but we’ve been really good today uh blue we’ve made a

Lot of progress and like we we’ve gone through our first mining Expedition we’ve been playing for just shy of uh just shy of two hours we got like almost 40 diamonds you know I almost died that was quite scary uh we’ve got the planning permission uh sorted by the

Council for the slazer warrior we found a village that we live next to and I don’t know where I’m going now I’m just sort of walking and I don’t know I don’t have a plan I’m just seeing if I can find anything anything new unique I’m

Looking for love in this land of dreams that we call Minecraft I used to live in The Sims is the B going to read out my message I don’t think it reads out the uh the redeems I’m afraid I think it’s just donations I’m pretty sure yeah just

Donations I’m very sorry blue to to break your heart like that I’m very very sorry CS how dare you live in my realm rentree I am a council you owe me rent and tax you owe me everything you can live because I have chosen so but

Blue Ah that’s why I’m out here we got another Village wonderful in a much nicer location than my other [ __ ] Village I’ve moved in next to but we’re not going to discuss that blue you just wait until you see my my breeding ground I I am building

A a location where the Sheep get down and groovy and it’s a it’s a little bit fault at the minute Dr blue oh that will that will play Dr blue that will play that will play well thank you blue I appreciate that that’s very generous of you very very generous what an absolute

Chad what a king I’m hope the bot plays it’s a very very long delay on the bot I’ve noticed it likes to it used to be instant but now it just loves to jump scare me at random points so watch it’ll be like a 10-minute delay and then it’ll just

Scream at me just get ready for it just get ready we’re all sat here anticipating the jump scare that’s about to happen how come the chickens that owe you rent well they do but I’ve not investigated that yet I’ve not investigated their tax returns I will do

At some point I will investigate them and they will suffer if they have lied to me Dr blue super35 dangle play mft this result of blackmail blackmail there’s no blackmailing this is Minecraft blackmailing is not allowed in Minecraft but thank you very much blue and you see

It it’s I’m really jumpy tonight I don’t know why it keeps it keeps getting me cuz like even though I’ve literally talked about how late this don’t is going to be it still frightens me and I don’t know why it still does well thank you very much blue and hello Andrew

Andrew and blue are here these guys are like best friends it’s proper cute you know they send each other uh uh letters over Christmas you know like wishing them a happy birthday not a merry Christmas I mean not happy birthday like little pen pals it’s so cute there you

Go I’m satisfied well I’m satisfied that you’re satisfied my friend we live in a society where everyone’s satisfied it’s great but thank you it’s very much appreciated o emeralds we have oh potatoes as well how do you do that thing where it’s like you how do you do a thing

Where I don’t know how you do it there’s there’s a way to uh import them all into invent like straight away I don’t know how you do it I want to learn though I want to get good at this game and look at that it’s getting to night

Time and we have beds how fascinating what’s in here oh my God more emeralds what the cheese dude let’s actually get the saplings I like saplings were there any saplings in the last chest we will go and have a look yeah let Andrew right to you blue

Let him be a little pen pal it’s going to be so cute cutie wootsy a done turn it to y I did I did it sound like you know in between us when he pretends to be Yoda hey this is this I mean this is your bed but it’s my

Bed now so bug off it’s mine I’m going to have a musty wank in here as well and there’s nothing you can do about it hey what what what am I holding am I holding this [ __ ] what was that hey that’s mine can I have

Fat he’s flexing an emerald on me well I being flexed on in Minecraft what the hell was that we got more pumpkins any more any more chests for me in here any chests you got anything for me no what a poor Village everyone’s poor can the creature that say Quite A

Peculiar question my friend and I don’t really know the answer to that no one’s wrote it uh in law yet there’s no there’s no creature law the only law I have of him is that he goes to weather spoon [ __ ] like that and he was born in

A cave and he’s quite arrogant that’s the only law I possess of the creature unfortunately we should head back we should head back w i nearly died in a video game oh my God that was quite close actually that was quite close I should be careful I should be very very

Careful whoa black horse I love black horses I just don’t I don’t have a s a saddle oh I only I only tame the black horses in Minecraft I think they’re really cool they look menacing it’s it’s great I’m like some sort of dger riding into battle on the back of

One hello who’s jenzy oh hello jenzy sorry sorry I thought you giving someone a nickname husky how you doing jenzy how you doing I like that gen Z we got a gen Z chat right here this is that’s that’s a cool little name also I lied about you

Being safe by the way pay your tax next time you don’t pay your tax I slay your entire your family right in front of you that’s what happens you know I’m the new Council here and you have been taxed the chickens you can survive for now cuz

Like I said you’ve not been investigated yet once you’re investigated I will be right on that like a common Cod I’ll be taking over okay I I don’t know if I’m going the right way but we can dream not the Minecraft Al like but look all this meat I’m getting I’m

Getting so much meat look at you running away from me like you’re scared of me or something we went yeah this is mine now by the way uh do you guys uh want to buy your own yeah that’s true I just flogged them their own crops it’s it’s so

Criminal but I love it I love it I love building next to a village and then I think I’m going the right way uh making my own villager breeder so I’m forcing the villagers to have sex with one another and breed that’s what I like

Doing but I mean I’m I’m a bit of a weirdo so you know and then I if they don’t if they don’t do anything I’ll get a um I’ll get a lead and I’ll hang them that’s what I also do if they don’t they don’t abide by my rules I hang them

Public hanging in Minecraft I actually do as well do where am I going where’s my home how have I got lost in a straight line I think I’m going the right way I think I am I think I am I’m almost level 30 godamn holy hell look at me go

Look at me being all good at Minecraft and that that’s great news I can smell home I can smell it I think this is a way I think this is a way do you know the way yeah we got home okay cool cool I

Mean we only went like 2 m I don’t know why I’m celebrating so hard but we’ve done it games like I’m not lost look brother I’m not lost I’m home oh my back’s really sore ow ow [ __ ] me oh God I need to sit different like Jesus Christ why is there a massive

Ravine here as well what’s down there oh it was more death why is the death all around my area it’s [ __ ] I’ve got the most cursed area in the entire game so grueling this area right let’s go back and let’s make the the Sheep perform acts of kindness once again okay

This is what this is what we love to do we love this and it might get me to level 30 this as well it might get to level 30 blue D pinned me before and it said yeah I I there was a very sus message see you later bloggers thank you

For coming out dude see you later my see you right here we are Gamers oh well we can’t make them breed okay well that about that it didn’t happen did it it didn’t happen What can we import here what can we deposit okay cool cool uh

It’s no no I need to do one thing okay I’m going to do this last thing I’m going I’m going to end okay I’m going to end shortly trust me this is going to be the best part of the entire stream right here here TR you trust

Me you are I’m not sus I’ve never been sus in my entire life don’t know what you’re yapping on about get ready for this this is going to be a game Cher what look at huh why is my sugar cane getting deleted I put my sugarcane down that’s

Amazing I’m going to kill one more C as well funny moments cow death look we got sugarcane right we are we are well and truly into this hardcore world we are doing amazing never played this good at Minecraft ever so yeah I’m going to go back to the base we’re going

To log off and we’re going to see what people are doing I might I might give Kaiser a little raid a Raider Rooney you know you know how it is I hav’t got anyone else to [ __ ] raid so I’m might as well but yeah that was very very fun

I had a lot of fun that last time I played Minecraft I [ __ ] I got bored as [ __ ] and hated it so it was nice to return after like a year and uh get back into it I can see me being very hooked on this game again hopefully I’m hooked

For longer than like two minutes or two streams have some tunes on while I end this so yeah uh F thank you for coming out let’s see if we can get a little fat raid on the go twitch raids will be a lot more fun oh beautiful little Kylie Kai Kai

Who’s doing [ __ ] insane on Twitch at the minute by the way averaging 20 viewers a [ __ ] stream at the moment Jesus Christ is currently live so we are going to go and show some support and raid him so I know some of you guys don’t have twitch accounts it’s very

Annoying just crossing over watching him for a little bit will mean the absolute world to him I do greatly appreciate anyone that goes over and I do appreciate you guys for coming out to the stream as well right thank you so much for coming out today guys I’m going

To end it there um and I will see you in Kyle’s chat farewell everybody goodbye