Minecraft Harry Potter Funny Gameplay | Witchcraft & Wizardry Mod Map | Part 1 – “I’M A WIZARD!”

What is up guys minibean75 here today i am back with a brand new series that i’m planning on doing as long as you guys like it as long as i think it’s still fun to make i’m just gonna be playing some minecraft this is a map well

Technically it’s a mod and a map uh it’s called witchcraft and wizardry so in basic terms i’m gonna be harry potter and i think it’s gonna be awesome so let’s get right into it by the flu network privet drive Oh my god look at the look at the little uh animations it’s like a whole cutscene yo this is sweet A little owl Dropping my letter oh my god that is my letter to hogwarts y’all you’re a wizard harry i’m what a wizard and a thumping goodnight wager i want you to practice up a little all right so what am i doing here i have to investigate the letter

Wait what am i doing up there is my bedroom in here yeah this should be in my bedroom press f to inspect the letter going to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry i’ve been accepted into hogwarts before i attend i need to purchase the required supplies in diagon alley f to continue

Q takes me to my inventory i have a ticket and a supply list i have to go to diagon alley well how in search the area for a way to get to london okay man this looks so tight i’m just over here hanging out a little whinging no big deal

Dude like just the detail in these houses yo this is wild i’m so excited for this privet drive oh it’s the night bus hello there chap hmm welcome to the night bus emergency transport for the stranded witcher wizard sorry i can’t read my name is stan shunpike and i will be a

Conductor this evening i’m headed to diagon alley that’s in london diagon alley that’s in london you hear that let’s go to the leaky cauldron traveling to the leaky cauldron okay well thank you sir good day it’s the leaky cauldron that’s in london find the entrance to diagon alley eh

Well i’ve discovered the leaky cauldron that is a broom that is sweeping the floor by itself this is awesome oh there we go excuse me excuse me now hey there hagrid how you doing big fella um he hello there looking to get into diagon alley

Well yes i need to pick up my school supplies ah a new hogwarts student let me introduce myself rubeus hagrid keeper of keys and groans at hogwarts all right it’s behind the wall and when you enter you should go to gringotts wizard that’s gringotts the wizard bank

And get some of that muggle money exchange for our wizarding currency ain’t no safer place not one except perhaps hogwarts all right thanks for the help hagrid so what do i do here press f to tap brick i tapped it yo is this thing going to do what i think

It’s going to do no oh my god it is i mean it’s going a little slow but i don’t care this is sweet i mean it’s going really slow i wonder because i got shaders on all right off to diagon alley we go why is it so dark oh cutscene This is diagon alley they where all the little witches and wizards go get their supplies so they go to hogwarts and learn all the wicked spells Yo why is this going so slow here you can purchase supplies and solve quests for the shop owners Okay i mean it might just be because it’s the cut scene i don’t know the the little brick thing went super slow so now i’m like oh my god why is it going so damn slow now okay i get the point all i need is a wand boy about all the vanders no

Place better oh this is like the longest cut scene ever and i don’t know if it’s going slow it can’t be going slow because of my pc okay let’s go to gringotts we got the broomsticks the owl post sweet shop herbology there it is gringotts the wizard bank

Look at that just like the people like they’re over there just doing whatever they’re doing they’re reading newspapers this dude’s just reading a sign what do you got to say homeboy they say gringotts is the safest place on earth it’s certainly not the friendliest let me tell you what

Those goblins they are just angry little turd burglars i tell you what look at them just look at how angry they look hello little guy why are you so angry what about you are you angry to jesus he looks real angry hagrid what are these things the goblins harry uh hello

How do i talk to him who’s grip hook oh that’s grip hook can you help me i need money for my school supplies how did you think this might come about oh okay i see here you have 250 gallons that should be enough for your supplies

Now get the hell out of here quest completed all right where we gotta go game times time to focus focus focus focus see you laters nice chatting with you guy all right we need a wand books and robes so let’s go get our books and our robes first

We have to get the wands last where the hell do i get the books at that’s brooms i don’t need a broom oh thanks game i wanna let’s go get my robes right there all right let’s go get our robes oh excuse me goodness gracious lady could you turn some lights on

Light an extra candle or two yeah yeah yeah you have robes i i read the sign purchase hogwarts uniform do i need a scarf and a student hat i thought i just needed a robe i had to purchase headwear trousers with belt please we don’t wear suspenders up in here all right goodbye

I have to equipped the robes no i don’t need to wear the hat yet do i i got the robes on yo they’re on robes are on trousers with belt on is it really gonna make me wear this stupid hat yep it was all right what do we got next flourish and blots

No no no sure that’s not it either we got here nope um that’s not it either That’s all of anders we got to go there last we got to keep this accurate because when he gets to the end all he says is all i need is a wand all right well must be on the other side to the other side of diagon alley we go

I can’t even read what that says something quills a manual some manual sander sanders quills secondhand robes we don’t need those herbology more offices flourishing blots hello i need to get my school box please i need fantastic beasts standard book of spells um potion making the dark forces guide to transfiguration and that’s

It apparently all right last order of business is we are going to go back down to ollivanders and get me a wand locate ollivanders it’s this way back back where we came over there by uh gringo it’s the safest place on earth is what they say

You know if i went to the united states and asked some guy from kentucky i could guarantee he’s not going to say gringotts well you know it’s the secrets of the magical world allah vanders it was right here am i right yes sir i am

It’s mr look at his hair’s even the same the one chooses the wizard mr potter i’m having so much fun with these quotes yadda yadda you need to look for three one green one boxes okay there is a shitload of wands in this place got one

At least what i’m looking for should be relatively easy i don’t think what am i collecting did i just steal coins from this dude hey thanks for helping me out mr ollivander by the way i just jacked all your money just in your back room nope

I saw something green and i thought it was a wand the hell we got down here we got stairs well i would hope that there’s not a wand sitting down here i can’t see anyways okay i i haven’t been to hogwarts how am i supposed to know how to do lumos

Yeah i don’t even have a wand yet games over here telling me oh yeah you just gotta do lumos and you’re gonna be all well guess what i don’t have my wand yet yeah i have that box more must be upstairs all right got number two

And where the hell is the third one way backer there it is got the wands mr ollivander [Laughter] his first name is garrick that is like a very arbitrary name all right yada yada yada you know dragon heart strings [Applause] unicorn hairs uh what the what is that other one the feathers

Why can i not think of it phoenix feathers that’s the one you know all that stuff go on give it a wave i don’t know i don’t know how to use this thing where am i going now do i have any quests i don’t have any quests get me out of here

Oh i have a new quest i don’t have any quests quests ah we’re going to platform nine and three quarters i don’t know why i just turned into a pirate double click double right click to wave my wand did i do that why is this so slow

Yeah i think we’re gonna have to i’m gonna have to work out some technical difficulties uh before the next episode because for some reason when i do the wand it’s like a little robotronic and i don’t know why don’t worry this is only episode one i don’t know how many episodes we’re gonna

Have probably a lot so hopefully by the time i’m to the point where i’m actually using said wand i won’t have any problems it might be because i have shaders on i don’t know for sure i mean it did say to not run it with shaders so naturally i’m running it with shaders

All right here’s what we’re going to do complete technical difficulties because this is taking so ridiculously long i’m going to try to restart the game and see if this without the shaders and i’m gonna see if it fixes it all right i’ll be back all right technical difficulties

Are over game looks a little bit different a little bit more plain but it seems to at least be moved running smoother so we’re just gonna leave it i’m exiting diagon alley wow it runs way smoother yeah it was it had to be the shaders i mean i think this is a pretty

Technical game too like with how they built it obviously i mean this this map is ridiculous walk to king cross station huh dude they got birds that fly up can i take a bike look i’m fat man i’m not i’m not down for this walk and stuff yo this is sweet

I’ve never been to london so this is uh this is tight i feel like this episode guys is gonna end basically right at like the best part i imagine when i’m gonna be getting the hogwarts i would think excuse me excuse me hello okay i guess i can probably get rid of that

Okay how in the hell do i get to king cross station um over here okay gabriel moving i’m going to hogwarts i’m going to hogwarts oh sweet it’s that big clock shows how uncultured i am that i i guess i didn’t know that it was called big ben

Until right now i just know that london has that big ass clock next to the uh the bridge so i imagine down down that away is going to be the bridge hello what’s your name you look like a ruth and you look like a herald harold and ruth well

My name’s harry potter and i’m going to hogwarts you have no idea what that means so i’m gonna see you later i don’t know why i don’t know what’s wrong with me i don’t know why i am the way i am i just stand hmm king’s cross which one’s the station

This is saying go this way oh excuse me excuse me excuse me just gotta go to hogwarts here ah kings cross station oh i’m gonna get the birds to do their thing again birds birds dude that is so cool hold on there’s some more birds birds all right kings cross

I have to find a way to get on the platform nine and three quarters there’s platform nine platform ten so it should be right here nope nope nope and no okay well where in the hell do i do the do it’s in between platforms of nine and ten oh duh the weasley family

Hello molly uh the is his name arthur arthur you must be ronald we’re gonna be the best of friends you must be fred and george you’re percy nobody likes you and you must be jenny me and you oh yeah give it a few years sweet cheeks okay

Can you tell me how to get onto the platform not to worry at all there it’s ronald’s first year as well did she tell me what to do worked and now we are at we are dude we are on platform nine and three quarters oh my god it’s neville look at them teeth

Oh no oh hello my name is makeup never long bottom a boy neville’s looking for a toad well how in the hell is i mean it’s a side quest but like how am i supposed to find neville’s toad there’s there’s stuff everywhere people everywhere dude i’m stealing all these coins i don’t care

Don’t leave your money laying around like that has anyone seen a toad toad anyone seems toad morning never lost one excuse me excuse me have you two seen a toad no of course not trevor it’s kind of how he sounds when he uh finds them searching the platform i don’t see any toads

Can i get on the train and look it says the platform these damn bottles at a first glenn their glance they kind of look like toad i mean you know that that quick movement like how that guy in a quick movement kind of looks like harry potter then you look at him you’re

Like jesus that looks nothing like harry homeboy neville i don’t see your toad my guy and i got like oh my winkers aren’t that great i was gonna say i got really good eyes but i don’t actually you know i wear glasses i wear contacts my eyes suck birds

Okay so you’re gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and you’re gonna tell me that i just ran all birds i ran all the way around this thing and there is no toad to be found like where do i need to start looking do i need to start doing cavity searches

Yep get up against the wall spread your legs shoulder width apart drop them this boy’s lost a toad and we’re gonna find it oh kitty hey kitty oh hey kitty kitty where where could the toad be my eyes not behind that painting are you for real buck teeth nice owl another kitty

Do i have to ass people i’m looking for a toad all right i gotta ask people farther down the platform instead of running around like a imbecile i need to ask people was this draco malfoy might be punk yeah it’s one of them punk ass malfoy’s

Can’t talk to you okay can i talk to you guys nope how about you guys hello can i talk to you i’m looking for a toad anybody seen a toad has anybody seen a toad toad no no you seen a toad no okay about to run around this entire thing

Again you’ve seen a toad have you seen a toad have you seen a toad have you seen a toad have you seen a toad oh my god you guys are worthless who can i talk to i’ve talked to you have you seen a toad on top of the train what is this blasphemy

Um okay how the hell do i get on top of the train clearly it’s there but like you can’t jump on this stuff oh my god how oh there’s a ladder i mean it doesn’t it’s a ladder that doesn’t take me anywhere you’re joking that this this toad is on the train what

What i don’t think there is any way what is that We can open people’s stuff now that’s too that’s wrong but morally i can’t be taking stuff out of people’s stuff i mean if they leave them if there’s money just sitting next to the wall you know it’s a game after all so how do i oh there we go

Okay it was croaking on the roof is that the damn toad that’s gotta be the toad come here trevor you dip all right which side of the which side’s nevel on this side all right mr forgetful there’s your toad what did i get for that i don’t know speak to the conductor

Oh boy the hogwarts express will be leaving soon find a compartment on the train we’ll be off in no time okay find an empty compartment on the hogwarts express can i just take this one good enough all aboard we’re going to hogwarts we’re all going to learn how to do um the

Magic tricks we’re going to have some crack bottle full teacher magic trucks hogsmeade station all right so i am officially at hogwarts who’s this guy i know that’s the hogwarts song but i am not saying that has haggard on the other side oh hello hagrid yeah dude i’m harry potter you know who

I am come on now first years mind your step first yes follow me all right let’s go hagrid come on big fella let’s go uh let’s go to hogwarts come on oh my god this dude is so slow one stop do step three step four

I don’t know what to do because you are slow as okay come on hello hello i walk slow I hope you all i hope you all have a grand time at hogwarts yeah thanks man yeah we all we all think so too maybe he’s talking about us me you you guys sorry i i i kind of i’m getting used to the face cam thing it’s like do

I look here do i look there do i look there you know whatever guys i’m weird we already know oh my god i could fall asleep come on dude i could run circles around this guy literally circles circles all right i know you’re going down here so why don’t you just kiss my

Little special boy who lived ass i went the wrong direction oh get in one of the boats oh it was the same it was the right the right spot get in the boat i’m in the boat all right off to hogwarts we go yo that is so cool

Explore the tunnels and towers get lost in the forbidden forest see now our cutscenes are actually moving at a relatively decent space so it was the sh it was the shaders uncovered the mysteries of the castle and its grounds all right well we have made it to hogwarts but we’re

Not gonna go any farther for this episode you guys are gonna have to wait till the next episode and then you’ll get to see me i’ll probably go through the sorting process all that obviously i’m harry potter so we know i’m gonna be a gryffindor even though me personally i’m

A slytherin i did the test one time so you know anyway so i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure you hit the like button and the subscribe button down below you have no idea how much that helps me out if you guys want to

Take a look at my patreon account my online store my socials links of to all that will be down in the description um and yeah i guess that’s really it so i hope you guys enjoyed this first episode i hope you decide to stick around through the whole series the first

Episode was fun so i’m going to keep making it and we’ll just kind of see where it goes so uh yeah other than that guys i just want to thank you guys for watching have a good one You