Minecraft Horror Maps Aren’t Scary

In my many years of playing minecraft i’ve always noticed one thing 99 of minecraft horror maps suck i’m going to be playing some of these funny little horror maps this one is called friend i think what does the dialogue say strange the clock says it’s 9 23 am but why is it

Still night time then perhaps i should eat something first yeah apparently i’m eating something i have no clue what this is gonna be like at all i should turn on the lights first i feel like something’s kind of something spooky is gonna pop out over there can i break these oh yep

Much better i should watch the news now perhaps they know anything that’s happening with the time friends who the heck is that objective go outside and look if someone’s outside i don’t want to go outside i’m gonna get jump scared wanna be friends that came from the bathroom i should

I don’t wanna that’s why i’ve noticed in these games usually just the objectives it just leads you to death nobody again is my mind playing tricks on me oh where am i i just got no clipped i’m in the back rooms guys oh i’m actually so annoyed that that

Actually scared me that’s not allowed this is a minecraft horror map don’t do that light is your friend darkness is mine oh no that’s weird that’s kind of weird it’s kind of goofy that’s kind of silly you’re like getting rid of i’m just a itty bit scared right now oh

I don’t like this i don’t want to be friends please get out of my head whoever you are i’m bob i need friends want to be friends hey hey don’t make that don’t say that speak english nice of you not to spook me oh which way do i go

God i hate horror maps so much let me guess if i go this way i’m gonna get jump scared nope horror doesn’t scare me cheap jump scares do i wasn’t expecting this to actually be sorted good help by me a book i need friends please

That’s it this is kind of scary i kind of like don’t like this oh that isn’t so bad what though i need to get out of here and fast should i a ladder i’m gonna like walk into something it’s just a jump scare oh okay nevermind hello diary today it is my birthday

But as always i don’t have any friends to celebrate it with everyone on this planet probably hates me if my mom and dad march 7th 2005. i knew it everyone laughed at me the whole school someone drew me on the whiteboard with the text

Bob is a loser i hate them now i think they were right all along april 17th 2005. i’m not sure about my life anymore i guess i’ll go hide in a forest or something i won’t bother anyone there oh hello diary i just wanted to say i’m

Much stronger now now i am finally able to get revenge i’ll start with those high school bullies may they suffer forever now i’m invested i want to become friends yes why do i have blindness oh hey well since you’re my only friend i’ve ever had i need you to stay here forever

I have no other choice look for a way out unless you want to stay stay here forever you might not have a choice but i do see you nerd i’m swimming through the vents i’m venting this is like among us from the among us mobile app oh he’s gone oh hey

Testing cell security cameras all that for little me read me by unknown Any moment now i’m gonna get jump scared by my boy bob by the real one my real homie bob there’s the exit too bad i’m gonna get jump scared the moment i walk over by it this one has a button unlock research room one oh wait no research room one is

Over here right hi there sup my guy how you doing man event i need to crawl in it to the other side all right here i go i curled through it what the secret room what the heck why did you leave the cell don’t you want to be my friend

Oh no hey buddy i’m your best friend i’m your best friend hi buddy where’d you go i’m gonna drink some night vision show you how awesome and cool i am can i just burn in the fire this is it this is your end goodbye oh no oh no hey guy

Hey man you’re pretty cool i think you’re pretty cool man oh gosh oh goodness me well is that it the end i got the bad ending oh that was pretty cool All right this this horror map is called the creeper what was that sound objective go see what happened okay they all they’re all formatted the same way i can’t really get through this door oh this one has a lever in it room key perfect don’t look at the creeper whoa oh no

Please don’t tell me this is like one of those things where it just makes you just search through chest and that’s the only way you progress please don’t tell me they styled this thing like that i can imagine it’s in one of these top chests i can’t open i

Actually wish the creator did that because that would be really really funny i just grabbed the lever i got from oh i can’t open the door no i can just break it i’m such an idiot oh wait this is a room yeah i love searching through several

Storage things for no reason just to oh okay this is the basement my bad hello human why are you in this basement subject negative why are they all trapped chests that makes no sense subject let’s go yo creeper plus steve equals steeper we make creepers whoa creeper lore creeper

Lore wow i love this game so much i love it when it makes me search through a room full of chess oh this is the stereotypical minecraft oh what is that this is the stereotypical minecraft horror map i think when i think minecraft horror map i think of this

Trash stuff the creeper blood uh what is this what is that emerald block want to get out right but the emerald block i think it’s in one of good luck loser i did it wait wait why is the chat the chat is moving way too fast stop stop

Stop there’s no escape it’s moving too fast i can’t read it hello it’s a dream right those creepers that you’ve seen are real means you wrong you’re wrong you’re they’re coming for you if you don’t quit say goodbye or lose nerd let me guess i gotta open this door

To progress and i have to search all the chests to do it and let me guess there’s just random rooms that contribute absolutely nothing to the game what is that wow we this game is so hard how will i ever find this key wow this game is so unbelievably hard thank

Goodness i was able to mine down this this iron door which i’m gonna place back because i’m never going back creeper land oh no not creeper land oops bad ending huh what happened the bad ending is about to explain what happened to me you didn’t kill him you

Went to the room which was a lie and you died that’s bad ending and two horror maps and i got the bad ending in both of them i’m so good at this yo i’m done with all these horror maps i’m just ending the video just subscribe please i need subscribers