Minecraft Hostage Simulator

DREAM: We coded Minecraft, so you can take someone hostage with a rope. DREAM: The objective: Take the hostage to the end portal. DREAM: The challenge, I’m racing against my two friends, who are trying to do the same thing before I do.

DREAM: And also, I didn’t mention the hostage’s invincible and does not want to be taken to the Ender Dragon. DREAM: Also, interesting thing, two of my most subscribed countries are the United Kingdom and the Philippines. DREAM: So, I thought why not challenge the Philippines who’s a little behind?

DREAM: If you’re from the Philippines and you like this video, make sure you’re subscribed. DREAM: It’s completely free and maybe you can represent. DREAM: And if you’re not, just subscribe. It’s free. Enjoy the video. DREAM: Bad? BAD: Yes, I’m ready!

SAPNAP: Run away or something. Let’s get this show on the road! BAD: Alright. Yeah, I just wasn’t sure… BAD: If you guys were going to- [EVERYONE shouts excitedly] DREAM: Oh! He’s going. DREAM: Alright, I got him. GEORGE: I’m chasing him. BAD: No! GEORGE: He’s mine, he’s mine. BAD: No, no, no.

GEORGE: Ohh, I cut you off! I cut him off! BAD: What?! BAD: No!!! Get away! GEORGE: Yes!!!! [GEORGE laughs] GEORGE: C’mere, Bad!! Come here, come here! BAD: What- Oh-oh wait. Oh, fudge! GEORGE: Yes! I got him, I got him, I got him! DREAM: Oh jeez!

GEORGE: I got him, I got him, I got him! GEORGE: Run, Bad, run! SAPNAP: Go, go, go, go, go! GEORGE: Byeee! DREAM: Come here. DREAM: Bad, this is, uh- BAD: Oh, George! SAPNAP: Oh my God. He’s getting close! He’s getting close! GEORGE: Wait, how’s he catching us? How’s he- SAPNAP: Run!!!

SAPNAP: Run, run!!!! GEORGE: Sapnap, don’t stop! SAPNAP: Run!!! BAD: Let me go. GEORGE: Wait, he got him. What happened? DREAM: I didn’t get him! BAD: Let me go! GEORGE: Wait, Dream passed Bad! DREAM: Wait, what? SAPNAP: Let’s go!! Let’s go, Bad!! Let’s go!! DREAM: How does he have him? This is ridiculous.

DREAM: It’s ridiculous. SAPNAP: Come over here, run! BAD: I can’t- SAPNAP: You’re mine! You’re mine little muffin. Bahaha! BAD: No! SAPNAP: OK, I’m running- I’m running left, I’m running left!! GEORGE: Wait, you’re gonna mess up. You’re gonna mess up. Dream’s gonna get him! GEORGE: Dream’s got him. SAPNAP: No, no!!

GEORGE: Dream’s gonna get away with him. Dream’s gonna get away with him. GEORGE: Dream’s gonna get away with him. [EVERYONE laughing] DREAM: Here, here, here. DREAM: No! BAD: George! GEORGE: Keep punching him, keep punching him, Sapnap! SAPNAP: George, get tools, get tools, get tools, get tools. DREAM: Oh my God.

BAD: Just break stuff- SAPNAP: Yes! GEORGE: Yes!! GEORGE: Hey Bad. Wait, Bad, help me get this tree. GEORGE: Can you- GEORGE: Bad? GEORGE: Wait, Bad. Give me the wood. GEORGE: Bad, give me the wood. Bad’s trolling. BAD: No, it’s all mine. [DREAM LAUGHING] SAPNAP: George look, George look, George look. GEORGE: What?

[GEORGE laughs] GEORGE: Bad, if you don’t give me that wood that you just stole, I’m gonna cause problems for you. BAD: Ohh, really? What are you gonna do, George? SAPNAP: Bad can’t die. GEORGE: Wait. He’s breaking the crafting bench! GEORGE: Bad, get away! BAD: No, I’m not. GEORGE: Bad,

GEORGE: You’ve been a bad boy, OK? BAD: I’ve been a bad boy~ GEORGE: Stay in there. GEORGE: Look at him. SAPNAP: Wait, wait, wait. Make a fence, make a fence, make a fence. GEORGE: Wait, he’s escaping? GEORGE: Wait, he made an axe! GEORGE: What?!

SAPNAP: Put him on the fence and he can’t do anything. He can’t break the- GEORGE: Ohh. GEORGE: He’s trapped. SAPNAP: He’s a little muffin now. BAD: Wait, what? [GEORGE laughs] BAD: Are you- No! GEORGE: You can’t even run away. Wait, Bad. Hey, Bad.

GEORGE: Hey, Bad. If you can touch me, I’ll-I’ll release you. GEORGE: Punch me and I’ll release you. GEORGE: Punch me and I’ll release you. [GEORGE and SAPNAP laugh] BAD: Here! Here, just, I just- GEORGE: Wait… GEORGE: Wait, Dream’s here! Dream’s here! DREAM: Oh, George!! GEORGE: Dream’s here!!

GEORGE: Sapnap, he’s going to- He’s going- Stop!! GEORGE: Sapnap, help! Sapnap!! SAPNAP: Run towards me. Turn to the left, SAPNAP: To the left, to the left! [GEORGE SCREAMS IN TERROR] GEORGE: Dream!!! DREAM: Oh, Georgee! GEORGE: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!! BAD: It’s-Ohh wow! SAPNAP: Oh my God. Bad just got- BAD: Oh wow!

[INTENSE MUSIC] GEORGE: He’s- I have no food left! I have no hunger!! BAD: Oh! DREAM: Bad, get over here! Stop! BAD: Let’s go! BAD: No! Get away! [INTENSE MUSIC] SAPNAP: Bad, help me. Bad, help me. Bad, help me!

SAPNAP: Bad… Bad, come here. Bad, come here. Bad, come here. Bad, come here. Turn around! BAD: No, I need to get away! [INTENSE MUSIC] DREAM: Yes, alright here, Bad. You’re fine. We’re fine. We’re safe. DREAM: We’re safe. BAD: Let me go! DREAM: Oh, he’s not! SAPNAP: Nope!

DREAM: Ohh, Jesus! OK. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. SAPNAP: Yeah, boy! You better get out of here. GEORGE: Oh my God. SAPNAP: No!!! DREAM: Just please don’t take it. Please, please, please. DREAM: Listen, listen, listen- GEORGE: Bad, don’t listen to him. DREAM: Listen Bad, if you take it-

DREAM: Listen, they’re gonna come here and you’re gonna be stuck with them. DREAM: Would you rather have them or me? If you don’t wanna get this food, they’re gonna kill me. GEORGE: He likes us more than he likes you. GEORGE: There’s two of us! There’s- DREAM: No, he doesn’t.

GEORGE: He does. DREAM: He does not. He does not. GEORGE: We keep him right. DREAM: He actually does not. GEORGE: The BadBoyHalo economy was flourishing under our control. GEORGE: He was getting tools and stuff. DREAM: He took one. You don’t even need- You don’t even need the food. It’s like you’re wasting food.

DREAM: You don’t want to waste food. DREAM: OK, fine. BAD: Wait! DREAM: You’re coming with me. BAD: Let me go! DREAM: Wait. [DREAM LAUGHING] BAD: Let me go! DREAM: Hey, Bad. BAD: I’m like a balloon. I’m on a string! DREAM: Yeah. You’re my prisoner, Bad. DREAM: OK, OK. BAD: Yes!!!

DREAM: What?! I- Wait. BAD: Yes! BAD: Yes!! Oh, I’m kidding. DREAM: Wait, what? Wait what? DREAM: It doesn’t, it’s not pulling you back. Wait, what?! BAD: Yes, I- Yes!!! DREAM: Ha! Wait, you got out of the boat and it updated. BAD: I did, it pulled me back. No! DREAM: Alright, now you’re fine.

BAD: Dream, look. DREAM: Oh my God, you are the most frustrating. DREAM: That’s actually, that is, that is so annoying. DREAM: You’re just- You’re such a nuisance. It’s annoying. BAD: Hey guys, he’s at 13-90-124. GEORGE: Wait, that’s your coordinates? BAD: Yeah. GEORGE: What is it? DREAM: Wait, is it actually? DREAM: Wait, what?

[PLAYFUL MUSIC] GEORGE: That’s not bad. GEORGE: Ohh! I see the little ocean you guys crossed. BAD: Yes!!! BAD: Wait, no! SAPNAP: Shhhh.. [PLAYFUL MUSIC] BAD: Run!! I’m getting- SAPNAP: He’s right there, he’s right there!! SAPNAP: Come on!! Let’s go, we gotta go!! DREAM: Sapnap you-

BAD: Go, go, go! GEORGE: Bad, come back towards spawn! GEORGE: Come back towards spawn! I’m in the boat. I’m in the boat. SAPNAP: He got him, he got him. DREAM: Come here, Bad! [PLAYFUL MUSIC] GEORGE: Netherportal? GEORGE: Underwater Netherportal. [BAD LAUGHING] BAD: Oh, a creeper! GEORGE: Ohh man.

SAPNAP: Bad, we’re going!! We’re going!!!! Go, go, go! SAPNAP: Go, go, go! BAD: Let’s go! SAPNAP: I got him, George, I got him! GEORGE: Okay, I’m coming. I’m coming. I’m coming. DREAM: Sheesh. SAPNAP: Come on! Get to me, get to me, get to me now!!

DREAM: You’re so annoying. SAPNAP: Get to me now!!! GEORGE: I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying! SAPNAP: Come on! Let’s go!! BAD: Let me go, I’ll run. I’ll run in a direction. SAPNAP: Ohh OK, I’ll let you go! [DREAM LAUGHING]

SAPNAP: Oh my God, I’m gonna have to like traverse the swamp correctly without hitting the lily pads. GEORGE: I’m traversing the swamps currently. SAPNAP: I’m actually Tokyo drifting. SAPNAP: George, help! Ergh, come here!! [PLAYFUL MUSIC] DREAM: I’m hitting every lily pad. What is wrong with me?! DREAM: No! BAD: Yes!!

BAD: Let me go! [SAPNAP screaming] DREAM: No!! BAD: Let me go! DREAM: So close. SAPNAP: Alright, George. Go, go, go. We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go. GEORGE: Come here, Dream! GEORGE: Hey, Dream. DREAM: Ok fine, get in my boat, get in my boat. DREAM: Fine, fine. Stay in my boat.

GEORGE: Wait, what? [PLAYFUL MUSIC] GEORGE: Ohh! SAPNAP: George, get over here, get over here, get over here! GEORGE: Ahh! [DREAM CHUCKLES] [PLAYFUL MUSIC] [GEORGE screams] DREAM: What?? GEORGE: Yeah!!! DREAM: What??? GEORGE: I’m the GOAT, I’m the GOAT!! DREAM: What?? What???? GEORGE: I am the GOAT!!! Yeaaahh!!! DREAM: How? How??

DREAM: That is ridiculous. GEORGE: I am the PVP King!! GEORGE: Guys, make your TikTok clips! GEORGE: GeorgeNotFound best PVPer! DREAM: That is ridiculous. GEORGE: Let’s go!! GEORGE: Dream is trash! Whooo!!! DREAM: I don’t know. Why did I switch off the axe? That is ridiculous. GEORGE: I’m the GOAT.

GEORGE: I’m the GOAT of cleaning up the loot, I win! DREAM: That is ridiculous. GEORGE: You’re like, wait, what is this? GEORGE: Oh, it’s a village! GEORGE: Where’s the ironian golem? [GEORGE GASPS] GEORGE: Ay, yo! DREAM: What’d you say ‘ay yo’ to? DREAM: Wait, Bad got armor?! GEORGE: Wait… GEORGE: Wait, what?!!

GEORGE: No!!!! GEORGE: No! BAD: Yes~! DREAM: [LAUGHING] What happened? GEORGE: I found the iron chest plate and then I- GEORGE: Oh my God. Are you- BAD: Let’s go!! SAPNAP: That is so annoying. GEORGE: That is actually annoying. BAD: What are you gonna do?

GEORGE: I don’t know. You know, I’m going to do, Bad? Here, come here. GEORGE: You see this guy right here? BAD: With the cat? GEORGE: Yeah. GEORGE: You see it? BAD: Aww, don’t do it. GEORGE: Aww, he’s lucky. He’s quick. GEORGE: Get back here! [PLAYFUL MUSIC] GEORGE: Bad~ This is for you, Bad.

GEORGE: I hope you’re happy. BAD: George, can you walk? In a straight line. GEORGE: Why? BAD: You’re like getting me caught on every tree. GEORGE: Is there a problem with not being straight, Bad? [SAPNAP chuckles] GEORGE: Is there? GEORGE: Go ahead. SAPNAP: Answer him. GEORGE: Speak your mind. Speak your truth, King.

GEORGE: Woah, look what I just found. [GEORGE GASPS] BAD: Woah! GEORGE: A wrecked ship. BAD: Go- go to that. GEORGE: Wait, it’s Titanic, look. [SAPNAP GIGGLES] SAPNAP: It’s literally Titanic. GEORGE: It’s witteraly Titanic. SAPNAP: Wait, keep Bad away, keep Bad away! He’s gonna steal the loot.

BAD: I will not! GEORGE: Steal the loot. GEORGE: Hey Bad, go steal the loot. GEORGE: You deserve it. Go get some loot. GEORGE: Like how nice and blue this water is. Don’t you wanna feel it, Bad? GEORGE: Here, feel some of that water. BAD: That is very nice. GEORGE: Is it cold?

BAD: Alright, 12-47-840. GEORGE: Shut up. GEORGE: I mean who cares anyways. It doesn’t matter. BAD: Why? [GEORGE GASPS] GEORGE: Bad, look! [DRAMATIC MUSIC] BAD: A polar bear! SAPNAP: Oh my God, George, I got some iron. SAPNAP: I’m gonna make us some shields. BAD: Make me one. GEORGE: Oh my God, look.

GEORGE: Look, it has a baby. GEORGE: Ohhh~! BAD: Go to it. BAD: Go over there. GEORGE: Hi!! [DRAMATIC MUSIC] GEORGE: Hi, little baby~ BAD: Get closer. GEORGE: Bad! What are you doing?! SAPNAP: Oh, Dream! Help! George, help! George, help! George, help! GEORGE: Run, run, run, run! SAPNAP: No, George. Fight, fight, you idiot.

GEORGE: I don’t- I have Bad. SAPNAP: You’re an idiot. GEORGE: Wait, what? DREAM: George! [DRAMATIC MUSIC] BAD: Oh my goodness. GEORGE: Bad!!!! BAD: Oh, no. GEORGE: Get back here. GEORGE: Ohh!!! DREAM: Oh, George~ GEORGE: No!!! DREAM: Ohh, not twice. Not even close. BAD: Yes! Yes! GEORGE: Oh my God.

DREAM: Wait what? Bad’s gone. No!!! GEORGE: Run Bad, run! DREAM: Bad! BAD: Yes! Yes! SAPNAP: Bad, run. Bad, run. Run, run Bad. DREAM: Oh God. BAD: Oh my goodness. DREAM: Oh my God, I can’t even, like- I can’t even get your loot.

DREAM: That’s so annoying. Bad’s like- Bad’s fleeing away from your loot. DREAM: Bad. BAD: You’re gonna drown. You’re gonna drown. DREAM: Oh, you’re invincible. That’s so annoying. BAD: Yes! [MUSIC FADES] BAD: No! DREAM: OK.. Alright. [BAD CRYING] DREAM: Alright. BAD: Oh! DREAM: Oh, Bad. Oh my God.

DREAM: You- I hate you, Bad, so much! DREAM: I hate him! I hate him! BAD: Yes! DREAM: He just took- He, oh, he get all of it. DREAM: Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. BAD: Guess how much stuff? DREAM: Yeah, I got it.

DREAM: OK, you’re- I’m gonna place you down over here. BAD: Oh, what is this? DREAM: Alright. OK, Bad. DREAM: You’re gonna boost there. DREAM: So, I can get this loot. GEORGE: Wait, look. It’s Tubbo. SAPNAP: Tubbo? GEORGE: Tubbo get back here! [GEORGE AND DREAM CHUCKLE] GEORGE: Look, Tubbo! He loves me. 😀

GEORGE: Make hearts if you hate Sapnap. GEORGE: Oh, look at that~ SAPNAP: Who’d you want to have you? BAD: Neither of you- GEORGE: Hey Bad. Realistically, let’s think about it. GEORGE: We had more fun with you, okay? DREAM: Noo. GEORGE: Bad, remember-remember when I showed you my secret base? BAD: Yeah.

GEORGE: And you liked it? BAD: I do. GEORGE: Oh my God! DREAM: Ah, Bad is so- DREAM: Bad’s like placing blocks to make sure he doesn’t go out. GEORGE: Look it’s fundy. – DREAM: Oh my God! DREAM: Ugh, Bad. That is, that is… DREAM: Just stop. DREAM: Wait, what? Bad!

DREAM: Wait. How did you do that? DREAM: That’s actually- That’s clever, Bad. You know what? That’s clever. GEORGE: Wait, Sapnap. Get over here. Look! GEORGE: Yooooo! DREAM: OK, here. I’m gonna- I’m gonna put you here for a minute, Bad. DREAM: Like this… BAD: Guys, he left me alone. BAD: Are you nearby?

GEORGE: Wait Sapnap, look at that thing down there! Look at that thing down there. Look! SAPNAP: It’s a penis, I get it. GEORGE: Hey, nature’s beautiful, huh? DREAM: Oh no, no. Please, please, please, please, please. Please, please, please.

BAD: Oh, no! Oh my gosh. DREAM: I’m putting you over here. BAD: I almost had it. BAD: Come on, come on. DREAM: I’m putting you over here. BAD: Come on, I just want to look at it! BAD: I want to see! DREAM: No you’re gonna take it. BAD: Stopp! DREAM: Oh my God.

[GEORGE laughing] SAPNAP: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!! GEORGE: Quick, quick, quick, quick! SAPNAP: Go, go, go, go, go, go!! DREAM: Noo! SAPNAP: Yeahh. DREAM: Ohh my- GEORGE: Bye, Dream~ DREAM: Oh, this is so annoying. SAPNAP: Bye, see you later. GEORGE: Sapnap, run! Sapnap run!

SAPNAP: I am running. GEORGE: Agh, no! I missed his boat! GEORGE: Wait, why does he have a fishing rod? GEORGE: Go to the right. [MISCHEVOUS MUSIC] GEORGE: Trust me. GEORGE: Yes… Yes! GEORGE: Idiot. GEORGE: Yes! Ten thousand IQ play from George. [MISCHEVOUS MUSIC] GEORGE: Hi, Dream! [SAPNAP LAUGHS] GEORGE: No! No!! No!!

DREAM: Ohh, George~ BAD: Uh-oh. DREAM: Ohh, George~ Ohhh, George~ [GEORGE SCREAMS] SAPNAP: Run!! GEORGE: Yes!! GEORGE: I’m eating rotten flesh. GEORGE: Wait, I ate two and I got no hun-hunger. BAD: I am the GOAT. GEORGE: I ate three and didn’t get any hunger! I ate three rotten flesh… SAPNAP: Really?

GEORGE: …and got no hunger! SAPNAP: How? DREAM: Bro is the gambler. [GEORGE LAUGHS] GEORGE: It isn’t important. Everyone shut up. I’m gonna eat a fourth rotten flesh, OK? [CURIOUS MUSIC] GEORGE: OK, I got hunger. [SILENCE] GEORGE: He’s cutting you off! DREAM: He’s back to the ice. Like we’ve-I’ve gone- I’m from that way.

SAPNAP: Hey, Dream. SAPNAP: Oh, I just cranked- [UNINTELLIGIBLE] GEORGE: You shall not pass! GEORGE: Oh! SAPNAP: Ohhh! DREAM: Sapnap, I’m telling you. Do not go near that loot because Bad will just get it all. DREAM: Bad will be a menace. No, Sapnap. Please, please. DREAM: Wait, Sapnap, [LAUGHING] please.

DREAM: You will ruin the rest of the video for us! SAPNAP: Wait, wait. DREAM: We will- We will stand no chance. You will have everything. SAPNAP: Yeeaaahhh!!! DREAM: [LAUGHING] Sapnap, please! DREAM: Sapnap, please. Just please. [SAPNAP SCREAMING] BAD: Shoot him!

DREAM: Please don’t. Just don’t, just don’t, just don’t, just don’t. Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t. DREAM: Please actually! DREAM: Sapnap, please turn. Turn, this is dumb for you. BAD: I’ll get it all. Like everything I can. DREAM: This is dumb for you! SAPNAP: Come on, Bad!!

DREAM: This is dumb for you! BAD: Yes!!! DREAM: This is dumb for you!! SAPNAP: Bad??! What are you doing?! BAD: I got some of it. DREAM: Alright and he’s gonna get- Oh God, I’m getting laser beamed. DREAM: And not the Fortnite guy. [GEORGE SCOFFS] GEORGE: Dream makes yet another cringe joke.

[SAPNAP AND GEORGE LAUGH] GEORGE: Breaking news! Dream is cringe… Says: Keemstar. [GEORGE laughs] SAPNAP: This river is an unending- SAPNAP: It’s the Nile river! GEORGE: The Nile is a river in Egypt. [SAPNAP LAUGHING] BAD: The Nile is a river in Egypt. SAPNAP: This river-

DREAM: So, how did this river- How is this river so big? DREAM: Just end! I wanna go out- Out of these boats. GEORGE: How is it that this river always has somewhere to go? BAD: We’re so- DREAM: It’s ending. It’s gotta be ending. DREAM: I’m just- Eventually, I’m just gonna catch you.

DREAM: Because you get- He, he’ll get caught on stuff. DREAM: OK… [PLAYFUL MUSIC] [BAD CHUCKLES] DREAM: Oh. Well. DREAM: I guess Bad is mine. DREAM: Oh, oh! DREAM: OK well. I mean- I guess to be fair, that wasn’t really fair. SAPNAP: OK, OK. DREAM: All right. Now, you’re hooked to this fence, Bad.

DREAM: I will leave you here for a minute. DREAM: This is my first, like, breath of fresh air in a while. DREAM: All right, Bad. I’m mining back to you. [BAD CHUCKLES] DREAM: You’re fine. Alright, I’m going to smelt some iron over here. BAD: I’m blocking him in.

DREAM: Real effective, Bad. You blocked me in. DREAM: Wait. That’s actually kind of annoying. BAD: Ohh my goodness, he’s- He’s literally right here. He’s smelting. DREAM: Alright, um, now I just need a lava pool and now I will go to the Nether. DREAM: Alright, Bad. We’re going up. It’s time to leave.

[PLAYFUL MUSIC] DREAM: Oh, what? Ugh, Bad, OK. [BAD LAUGHS] DREAM: That’s not, that’s not funny. DREAM: It’s kind of funny, but it’s also very annoying. DREAM: Alright, I need a lava pool. GEORGE: P.O.V., I find Dream and BadBoyHalo. [HORN BLARES] [GEORGE AND SAPNAP LAUGH]

SAPNAP: I-wait. Let me see that. I wanna see it. GEORGE: No. – GEORGE: No, no, no. – SAPNAP: Let me see it. GEORGE: No! SAPNAP: Let me see it. Otherwise there’ll be adverse consequences. DREAM: Adverse. GEORGE: Adverse consequences. GEORGE: Yeah, for you. DREAM: Bad, you’re annoying. [SAPNAP SCREAMS] GEORGE: Catch me. No!! No!!

[SAPNAP LAUGHS] SAPNAP: That’s mine now! SAPNAP: It’s mine now! BAD: What are you guys doing?! SAPNAP: It’s mine now~ It’s mine. BAD: Come and save me! SAPNAP: It’s mine, it’s mine~ DREAM: Oh, Bad. [BAD laughs] DREAM: Bad! DREAM: Hey, Bad. BAD: How many do you have? DREAM: I have lots of them. [Mining]

DREAM: Oh my God. [Mining] [BAD LAUGHS] BAD: You guys- DREAM: I’m actually low… DREAM: Wow, you’re so funny, Bad. BAD: Just die! DREAM: Just-just for that, Bad, I’m doing this. BAD: Noo. BAD: No!!!! DREAM: Hang on. You’re stuck- You’re stuck here now. BAD: No!! BAD: Don’t tether me! DREAM: How do you feel?

DREAM: How do you feel? [MUSIC FADING] BAD: [GASPS] No way! DREAM: OK, finally. BAD: Oh! BAD: Oh, ohh! It worked. BAD: It worked! Ah!! [MISCHEVOUS MUSIC] DREAM: Wait, what? How are you out? BAD: There’s a way! DREAM: Wait, what? [HORN BLARES] DREAM: What was that? Did you hear that, Bad? BAD: Yeah!

[MISCHEVOUS MUSIC] DREAM: Wait, what? BAD: What was that?! [HORN BLARES] DREAM: Wait, what?! [MISCHEVOUS MUSIC] DREAM: Is that them? DREAM: How is there a horn? DREAM: Keep going, Bad, keep going. BAD: OK… DREAM: OK. DREAM: You’re not running, right? BAD: Nope, I am behaving. DREAM: You’re lying! BAD: No, I’m not!

DREAM: Bad, get back here! BAD: No, I’m not! DREAM: What- Oh, you can just jump places. BAD: Yes!!! DREAM: That’s unfair. You can just jump. BAD: Yes!!! DREAM: You’re invincible. Oh my God. Bad~ BAD: What? DREAM: Wait, what? DREAM: Oh.. My… God. BAD: Come on!! Come on! BAD: Oh my goodness.

BAD: No, I can’t. SAPNAP: Run, Bad!!! Run!!! BAD: I am! BAD: I’m in the nether. [MISCHEVOUS MUSIC] DREAM: Ohh my gosh, I might be dead. [BAD GROANS] DREAM: Actually, I’m alive. GEORGE: Good. Kill him, Bad. DREAM: Oh, oh- Why have I not leashed you? I’m an idiot. I’m gonna leash you.

BAD: No. No. No. GEORGE: Oh, look what I just found. DREAM: I lived. DREAM: Bad, like you thought- You-you literally ran and jumped into lava and I still leashed you. BAD: How did you?? [SAPNAP SCREAMS] DREAM: Wait, what?! DREAM: Wait, what? [SAPNAP LAUGHING] BAD: [LAUGHING] Yes!!!

GEORGE: Wait, did he get? Did he die to a bed? BAD: Yes!! SAPNAP: Yes!!! BAD: Thank you! DREAM: Wait, what? DREAM: What??? DREAM: But Bad’s just free in the nether. BAD: I have like two beds. DREAM: Bad’s just free and he has all my stuff. GEORGE: But what happened? BAD: Let’s go!

DREAM: That’s-what?! BAD: Oh, you had some good stuff~ DREAM: That’s just- That’s ridic- How do you have a bed?! DREAM: Wait, how actually do you like have a bed? BAD: I made it. BAD: I picked up some wool. BAD: I think it was George’s. GEORGE: Wait, he-he bed trapped you?

DREAM: He didn’t bed trap me. He literally just placed a bed on me and killed me instantly. DREAM: He’s invincible. He doesn’t- GEORGE: Oh, God. DREAM: George! He doesn’t- You need to realize he doesn’t have to bed trap me. DREAM: He can just place the bed and click it because he’s invincible.

GEORGE: Oh my God! Cause he doesn’t die. DREAM: Yeah! SAPNAP: Wait, Bad’s a menance in the bed. BAD: Let’s go! SAPNAP: Wait, what? [DREAM AND SAPNAP LAUGHING] DREAM: Why’d you say in the bed?? SAPNAP: I meant with the bed. GEORGE: He’s talking from experience. [GEORGE,SAPNAP, AND DREAM LAUGHING] DREAM: Keep going.

SAPNAP: I am. GEORGE: Faster. SAPNAP: OK. GEORGE: I think we’re here. SAPNAP: Oh! DREAM: Oh my God! GEORGE: Right- SAPNAP: You were here. GEORGE: BadBoyHalo. Where the muffin are you? GEORGE: Wait. Wait, Sapnap, look! GEORGE: Wait, Sapnap, do you have a boat? DREAM: Oh, that means they’re near you.

DREAM: Bad, don’t tell them, Bad. Don’t-don’t tell them. DREAM: They must have had a horn. BAD: Oh, fudge. DREAM: Let’s see what they had. BAD: Oh my goodness. GEORGE: I see him! I see him! SAPNAP: Can you hear us coming, Bad? BAD: No. You don’t. You don’t- SAPNAP: We’re coming for you.

SAPNAP: You can hear the sound of our horn! BAD: My God. GEORGE: Wait, how do you just aim lava? GEORGE: Oh, what?! SAPNAP: How’re we supposed to get him? BAD: Get away, get away. GEORGE: Wait, what? Yeah. How we meant to get in there? BAD: Yes!!! GEORGE: Oh. My. God.

GEORGE: Hey, Bad. Come over here, quick. Get over here. GEORGE: Bad, look. Bad, look what’s in my hand. I have a gift for you. BAD: Yeah, yeah, I bet you have a gift. GEORGE: Look, look, look, look, look at me. BAD: Goodbye, suckers! GEORGE: Look at me. Look at me, Bad.

GEORGE: Bad, look at me. Look! Look what I have. BAD: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] GEORGE: What are we- What are we actually meant to do? BAD: Nope! GEORGE: What do we do, Sapnap? GEORGE: Oh God. Sapnap, Sapnap. Sapnap, it’s burning. Sapnap, it’s burning.

SAPNAP: Wait. I have an idea. I have an idea, I have an idea, George. [GEORGE CHUCKLES] GEORGE: I know what your idea is. GEORGE: Yes! Do it, do it, do it. BAD: I found a Strider. No!! [SAPNAP LAUGHS] GEORGE: Oh my God. BAD: Where’s Sapnap? GEORGE: Wait, Sapnap, where are you?

SAPNAP: I’m over- I’m over by the bridge GEORGE: Look, just get the horn. He’s over here. He’s-I see him. He’s over here. GEORGE: Just get the horn. GEORGE: Yes! GEORGE: He’s right here. [PLAYFUL MUSIC] BAD: Oh my gosh. SAPNAP: Yesss!!! GEORGE: Yes!! GEORGE: Yes!!!! SAPNAP: Yesss!!! You got scammed!!

DREAM: Wait, did you get him? SAPNAP: You got scammed!! GEORGE: Yes!! [SAPNAP LAUGHING] DREAM: I just- In case, you guys are wondering. I’m mining iron and I’m at spawn. GEORGE: That’s crazy because no one asked. SAPNAP: He has a pet, he has a pet! GEORGE: Wait- BAD: Help! SAPNAP: He has a pet!

GEORGE: Oh my God, Bad. SAPNAP: He has a pet! GEORGE: No!! SAPNAP: No! BAD: What?! Agh!! SAPNAP: Oh my God. DREAM: Wait what? SAPNAP: I pulled him away. I pulled him away. GEORGE: Oh my God! SAPNAP: Oh, he has another one- Wo-ah!! GEORGE: Oh my God! [GEORGE LAUGHING] GEORGE: Bad~!

BAD: I’ve got the horn!! BAD: Get away. Get away, George. GEORGE: Where you going?! BAD: Get away, get away. BAD: Do not- [GEORGE SCREAMS] BAD: Follow me. BAD: Stay put- GEORGE: What?! He has a bow and arrow. GEORGE: Yes! I have him! BAD: No!!! Nooo!!! GEORGE: Wait- BAD: Let me go!

GEORGE: He’s damaged me. GEORGE: Wait, what? GEORGE: Oh my God. DREAM: What’s happening? How are we all getting owned by Bad- BoyHalo? BAD: Hey! [PLAYFUL MUSIC] BAD: How ofte– No! [GEORGE LAUGHING] BAD: No! GEORGE: Noooo!!! BAD: Yeah! GEORGE: Oh my God! BAD: Ohh George~ What are you gonna do now?

BAD: Oooh, look what I’ve got~ GEORGE: I literally got here with half a heart. GEORGE: This is so frustrating. GEORGE: Do you know how hard it was to get here? BAD: Hey, George. GEORGE: I hate that Bad has so much stuff. GEORGE: Oh my- Oh! DREAM: Wait, what? DREAM: Bad, shot you?

GEORGE: Wait, that’s a bug. That shouldn’t even be allowed. [SAPNAP AND DREAM LAUGH] GEORGE: “C’mon just get him” It’s not that simple. DREAM: No, no, no, no! DREAM: OK, I escaped it. Bad: Oh! SAPNAP: I got him!! I got him!!! SAPNAP: You’re mine!! You’re mine!!

SAPNAP: Hit the bow! He’s gonna shoot me with the bow. SAPNAP: Oh my God, I’m dodging! SAPNAP: Ohh. This is stupid. This is stupid. SAPNAP: Like, even if I catch him, he killed me with the bow. Explain that. SAPNAP: Because he- GEORGE: Great plan! Yesss! BAD: No! GEORGE: Idiot!

GEORGE: Give me the arrows. Give me the arrows, now! BAD: No! GEORGE: Give me the arrows! BAD: No! GEORGE: Drop them, drop them! [GEORGE SCREAMS] DREAM: If you- If you hook him to a fence. DREAM: Just, I’ll carry him. DREAM: You hook him to a fence. Then like, then like-

GEORGE: We don’t have a fence. We don’t have one. DREAM: You can make a fence. Make the-make the fence. GEORGE: Oh! With the wood that we get in the cave. [GROWL] SAPNAP: You’re mine. You’re mine. You’re mine! BAD: No!! SAPNAP: Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope! GEORGE: Sap, he’s gonna waste all of his arrows.

GEORGE: We need to waste his arrows. DREAM: OK. SAPNAP: Nope! BAD: Oh my gosh. SAPNAP: You suck! SAPNAP: George, get here! SAPNAP: Get here!!! GEORGE: I’m here! GEORGE: I’m here! SAPNAP: George, I’m one shot! SAPNAP: Get him! [GEORGE GASPS] GEORGE: Bad!!! BAD: Noooo! BAD: Noo, go away!! GEORGE: Yesss!! GEORGE: Stop! BAD: No!!!

GEORGE: Okay, Bad. BAD: No! GEORGE: Wait Sapnap- I have him trapped. GEORGE: Oh my God! BAD: No! GEORGE: I have him trapped. GEORGE: You can’t kill me from here. BAD: Noo! GEORGE: You can’t kill me from here. BAD: No! SAPNAP: OK man, I- I just wanna punch him. I just wanna punch him.

GEORGE: Sap, do something to him. Do something to him. Help me. SAPNAP: I just wanna punch him. Over and over again. GEORGE: I’m on half a heart. I’m on half a heart. SAPNAP: I just wanna punch him over and over again. GEORGE: No, no. SAPNAP: Let me at him.

SAPNAP: Let me at him. GEORGE: Attack him. SAPNAP:Just let me at him. GEORGE: Penalize him for his actions. BAD: Pull me up! GEORGE: I’m not pull- I’m pulling you up. SAPNAP: Punch you over and over again. Yeah, you like that?

SAPNAP: You can’t do anything. Yeah. Blow me up with the bed. It won’t do anything. SAPNAP: It won’t- You won’t- GEORGE: You can’t even place the bed there. SAPNAP: You can’t even place the bed. GEORGE: You need two blocks.

SAPNAP: God, this feels so good. Just beating the heck out of you. BAD: Stop! SAPNAP: Oh my God, you’re so annoying. GEORGE: Keep punching him! Keep punching him! GEORGE: He deserves it. SAPNAP: You’re so annoying. SAPNAP: You are so- GEORGE: Yeah, you suck. You actually suck, Bad.

GEORGE: Bad, Bad, drop all your arrows and I will let you up. SAPNAP: George, George, George. He can place the bed! George, he can place the… Bed. SAPNAP: So stupid. GEORGE: Oh my God. BAD: That’s what you get! BAD: You guys deserved that.

SAPNAP: This is stupid. This is like officially, actually, off-camera, stupid. [DREAM LAUGHING] GEORGE: You know what? On camera, I’ll say it. This is stupid. SAPNAP: I’m getting frustrated! BAD: You made me into a pinata! What did you want me to do? GEORGE: OK, I’m done. I’m leaving. [BAD, DREAM, AND SAPNAP LAUGHING]

GEORGE: Wait a second. [SAPNAP GIGGLES] GEORGE: What was that? [PLAYFUL MUSIC] BAD: Oh my gosh, I have no idea where I am. GEORGE: Oh, me neither. Where are you? [GEORGE SOFTLY LAUGHING] GEORGE: Hey, Bad. BAD: Noo! [GEORGE LAUGHING] GEORGE: Bad, you’re trapped. Bad, you’re trapped. BAD: Let me go! Let me go!

BAD: Let me go! GEORGE: Bad, you’re trapped, OK? It’s over. BAD: Come on, please. GEORGE: It’s over. GEORGE: No. No, Bad. No. Give me the horn. SAPNAP: He’s crafting. Break it!! BAD: No, I needed- GEORGE: Oh! He hammered in a bed!

GEORGE: Did you get it? Did you get it? SAPNAP: I got it, I got it, I got it. SAPNAP: Bad, stop it. SAPNAP: Drop everything. BAD: Here, put that down. Put that down. GEORGE: Break it, Sapnap. Go burn the bed. GEORGE: Go burn the bed. GEORGE: Bad. GEORGE: Oh my God.

GEORGE: Destroy the bed. He’s so dubious. BAD: Uh-oh. BAD: OK.. OK. GEORGE: Give me everything. BAD: Uhhh, here you go. SAPNAP: Give us food! BAD: There! GEORGE: Oh- SAPNAP: Are you serious? BAD: Here. GEORGE: Pfffttt SAPNAP: No. Explain yourself. SAPNAP: Explain yourself. GEORGE: That was an accident.

GEORGE: I didn’t. BAD: Oh my goodness. GEORGE: I did not mean to do that. BAD: I wish I had a bed, right now. GEORGE: Bad- GEORGE: Oh my God, I’m gonna die. BAD: Please die. GEORGE: Oh my God! BAD: Please die! DREAM: Hey. SAPNAP: Oh, we’re- We’re done. Dream’s here.

SAPNAP: Dream’s here and Bad’s flying. SAPNAP: It’s over. GG. SAPNAP: GG. We lost. GEORGE: Oh my God. [TENSE MUSIC] BAD: Here, Dream. DREAM: What? BAD: Save me! GEORGE: Bye, Dream. DREAM: Wait, what? SAPNAP: Throw him off the edge!! GEORGE: He’s not- Do something! SAPNAP: Throw him off the edge!!

SAPNAP: Go off the edge!! SAPNAP: Go off! Die! SAPNAP: Oh, he lived. SAPNAP: George, he’s probably low. DREAM: This is not that far of a drop. SAPNAP: Aww. We lost, we lost, we lost! GEORGE: Who gave him all of these things to kill us with? DREAM: To be fair.

DREAM: You-You guys gave him so much. SAPNAP: You gave him stuff! DREAM: Sapnap, I was yelling at you not to give him anything. DREAM: And you like drove him on a boat while screaming, ‘Aaah!’ DREAM: As you- As you took him into the stuff- SAPNAP: That’s not. No, that, he-

SAPNAP: No, he got everything, once he killed you, you idiot. In the nether with the bed, stupid. DREAM: But how’d he get the bed? DREAM: How’d he get the bed?! SAPNAP: I don’t know. He probably got it from you, you stupid idiot. BAD: Yes!

DREAM: No, he probably got it from you! BAD: I’m free! SAPNAP: I see him! [HORN BLARES] GEORGE: Oh my God, he has the horn. [DREAM AND GEORGE LAUGH] DREAM: Alright, guys. DREAM: OK, listen guys. Temporarily let’s work together DREAM: OK? GEORGE: Give us some stuff then.

DREAM: OK, OK, I’ll give you- I’ll give you a couple of things. DREAM: But we have- Have to work together and get Bad. DREAM: Otherwise, he’s gonna win. GEORGE: OK, quick. Give me stuff. GEORGE: Give me stuff. SAPNAP: Give us food. Give us food.

DREAM: I will share- I’ll give you food. I’ll give you- GEORGE: Quick! DREAM: Kill this Ghast. Kill this- GEORGE: Wait, I’ll do it. DREAM: George’ll handle the Ghast. I’ll stay with Sap. SAPNAP: I need food. SAPNAP: Kill that guy, Dream. Kill him. [INTENSE MUSIC]

DREAM: OK, well. Where is he? Is he down there? [HORN BLARES] GEORGE: What? DREAM: Wait, what? DREAM: How did he even get up there? SAPNAP: Bye. SAPNAP: Oh my God. DREAM: You are an idiot. BAD: Let’s go! DREAM: You’re an idiot. You’re dead.

DREAM: You’re dead now. You’re dead now. SAPNAP: Well, Bad is mine now. Bad’s mine now! DREAM: You’re dead now. You’re dead now. SAPNAP: Bad’s mine, Bad’s mine! BAD: No, no. SAPNAP: Bad’s mine. [DREAM SIGHS] DREAM: OK, well, now I’m down here and I don’t know where you are. DREAM: But… SAPNAP: I-

BAD: Yes!! SAPNAP: George, we- We just need to get stuff. This is such a- We can’t- we can’t do anything. GEORGE: I don’t how to get out of here. [PLAYFUL MUSIC] DREAM: Hey, Bad. BAD: What?! DREAM: OK, listen. BAD: Noo! DREAM: Listen. DREAM: No, no! BAD: OK. DREAM: No, no, no.

BAD: You’re mine. DREAM: No lava. DREAM: Bad, listen. DREAM: They’re like- They’re gone for a while. They’re getting stuff, OK? DREAM: Here’s what’s going to happen. There’s no creepers, there’s nothing- No tricks you could pull. DREAM: Look, either- Either you’re getting left and I’m just going and finding a fortune.

DREAM: I’m just leaving you there. You’re on- You’re completely on your own. BAD: No! DREAM: Yeah, and you’ll be lonely for like an hour, while they get all their stuff, and I go to the fortress. DREAM: Or you can come with me to the fortress, Bad. SAPNAP: He deserves it, he deserves it.

DREAM: But you have to give me all your stuff cause I’m-I don’t trust you. BAD: All of it? DREAM: You have to give me the lava buckets. Anything you could kill me with. DREAM: Lava buckets, beds.

DREAM: If you drop me your lava bucket, I will take you with me. Otherwise, I’m just leaving. DREAM: And you- You can just be stranded there. BAD: Fine. DREAM: DREAM: You’re just going to kill me as soon as I walk up there. DREAM: Alright, you’re coming with me.

DREAM: Don’t try and kill me. DREAM: What the heck? DREAM: Bad, just come- BAD: Sapnap, save me! DREAM: Oh my God! SAPNAP: Let’s go! Give him to me! DREAM: No. SAPNAP: Alright, well. SAPNAP: Alright, it was a valiant effort. DREAM: Please just stay away. DREAM: Ugh, that’s just.

DREAM: Bad, drop the fence field. DREAM: Look, I’m just going to. I’m just going to show you. I’m going to show you what happens if you- If you like you- You go against me, OK? [HORN BLARES] DREAM: Do you want me to take you? BAD: Please.

BAD: Yes, I want to be taken. Please. BAD: Don’t leave me here. [SAPNAP AND DREAM LAUGHING] DREAM: OK, OK. BAD: I have nine Ender pearls. DREAM: Wait, are you joking? DREAM: How do you have nine Ender pearls? BAD: No. BAD: I got it from a piglin when I traded.

DREAM: Nine?! What? That’s is the most- That’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told in your life. BAD: I will give them to you. You have to let me go and give me a twenty second head start.

DREAM: I’ll give you a five second head start and I’ll let you go, but you have to- DREAM: And I can’t move with my keyboard until, uh… Until I count to five. BAD: Yeah. DREAM: Yeah, OK. Go drop them over there. I’ll- I’ll walk away.

DREAM: I’m being fair! I’m going to release you and then, I’m going to them. DREAM: And then after I pick them up, I can’t move with my keyboard for five seconds. BAD: Got it. [JUMPY MUSIC] [BAD LAUGHING] BAD: Oh, ha-ha. No! Get out!!

BAD: What is this?! You think- DREAM: Five! I got it! I got you! DREAM: I got you! BAD: That’s cheating! DREAM: No, it’s not cheating. BAD: What is this?! DREAM: Bad look, listen, listen. BAD: You said you wouldn’t move! DREAM: No listen, no listen, Bad. BAD: What?

DREAM: I said I could’t move with my keyboard. BAD: Ohh, no, no. No! GEORGE: Oooh~ BAD: I have fifteen raw beef. DREAM: OK. DREAM: I will barter for that. I will barter for that. What do I- SAPNAP: That’s actually kinda good. BAD: What do you have?

DREAM: Oh! There’s a fortress. That was a good catch.. DREAM: Alright, I’ll barter for that beef of yours, Bad. BAD: OK, what do I get? DREAM: Um, you get to not be fenced this entire time. BAD: That’s, I- I want more than that. DREAM: Nope. That’s what you get

BAD: I already have that. DREAM: Well, I’m done bartering. Actually, I’m done bartering. BAD: Why would I give it to you? DREAM: I’m done bartering BAD: Oh, what? You’re just gonna hang me up here? DREAM: Yes, I’m going to. [CHEEKY MUSIC] BAD: No, no, no! BAD: No! I’ll throw it in the lava.

BAD: I’ll literally will. DREAM: Fine. BAD: Yeah, I’ll do it. BAD: Alright, if I give it to you. You can- BAD: You cannot hang me up there. Agreed? DREAM: I’m taking you up. BAD: No! BAD: No, wait! OK, OK, OK, OK. Here. BAD: Well, that’s all of it. That’s all I have, OK?

BAD: OK? Just don’t take me up there. [MUSIC FADES TO PLAYFUL MUSIC] BAD: No! BAD: What? Hey, no! DREAM: Bad, I’m gonna just leave you here for a while, OK? BAD: Sapnap, George, come help! SAPNAP: No, you’re getting exactly what you deserve, you little- [BELCHES] BAD: No!

DREAM: Alright. This food is about to be so delicious. BAD: I’m all alone. There’s no one here. BAD: Beside me~ SAPNAP: Beside me~ BAD: Come and save me. GEORGE: Where are you? DREAM: Alright, I have. [BAD CACKLES] DREAM: No. GEORGE: How far away did you go? GEORGE: Oh wait, Sapnap, look. Evidence!

BAD: Oh! I see someone. DREAM: It’s me, Bad. I’m not here to save you. BAD: No! Get me down. DREAM: I’m here to go to this biome . I’m gonna ignore you. GEORGE: That is awesome. BAD: Are you guys nearby? GEORGE: Wait! Oh my God! [CHEEKY MUSIC] GEORGE: Bad!

BAD: Where- Where are you? GEORGE: Look! GEORGE: Look West. BAD: West! GEORGE: Yeah, behind you. SAPNAP: George. SAPNAP: George, (ACCENTED) [UNINTELLIGIBLE] GEORGE: What? [SAPNAP SPEAKING GIBBERISH] DREAM: [LAUGHING] What is happening? BAD: What?? SAPNAP: George! GEORGE: What? [SAPNAP SPEAKING GIBBERISH] GEORGE: What are you saying?! [DREAM LAUGHING] GEORGE: What? [DREAM LAUGHING]

SAPNAP: Bro doesn’t know, Spanish, Chinese, and Filipino? [DREAM LAUGHING] BAD: Guys! I see you! [INTENSE MUSIC] GEORGE: Yep. [GEORGE LAUGHING] BAD: Run to the horn! Hurry! GEORGE: Stop blowing my horn. SAPNAP: George! [SAPNAP SPEAKING GIBBERISH] GEORGE: What are you saying? SAPNAP: He’s right there. DREAM: Bad, we’re- We’re still friends, right? BAD: No!

BAD: Go away. DREAM: Bad, we’re still friends. BAD: Guys, hurry! DREAM: I’m sorry for putting you up here, OK? We’re still friends. GEORGE: That’s it, he’s seen us! BAD: I don’t care. SAPNAP: Oh, I’ve got an idea. BAD: Guys, please hurry. GEORGE: Look out, Dream. DREAM: Oh. Oh, OK. BAD: Alright.

GEORGE: Come on. Die Dream. GEORGE: OK, go Sap. Go, go, go. SAPNAP: I’m going, I’m going! SAPNAP: You have to do it at the right time. GEORGE: OK. DREAM: Hey Bad, I’m here to claim you. BAD: I see- he’s right here! GEORGE: I’m shooting him! He’s falling, he’s falling! DREAM: Oh God.

SAPNAP: Get him, get him, yes! DREAM: Oh my God! SAPNAP: I got him, I got him, I got him! SAPNAP: I got him!! DREAM: Wait, what? DREAM: Oh my God! [SAPNAP SCREAMING] BAD: Yes, it worked! SAPNAP: I’m going to kill him! I’m going to kill him! GEORGE: Oh my God! [MUSIC FADING]

DREAM: No!! SAPNAP: Yes!! Yes!!! [VICTORIOUS MUSIC] SAPNAP: Let’s go!! GEORGE: Oh my God! SAPNAP: You’re mine- Oh, he’s getting stuff. He’s getting stuff. GEORGE: Oh my God! [VICTORIOUS MUSIC] GEORGE: Oh my God! What just happened?! [SAPNAP VICTORY HOWL] GEORGE: We’ve done it together! DREAM: All my pearls and stuff are there. I can’t-

GEORGE: Oh my God! DREAM: All my blaze rods. GEORGE: Bad! Yesss! [HAPPY MUSIC] GEORGE: Why are you even happy, Bad? SAPNAP: Put him in here. Put him in here. Put him in here, George. SAPNAP: Put him in. GEORGE: Put him in a box. Put him in a box.

GEORGE: Put him- Bring him back. Bring him back. SAPNAP: Go in the box. Go in the box. Go in the back. GEORGE: Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back. SAPNAP: Block him in, block him in, block him in, block him in, block him in. GEORGE: He’s trapped, he’s trapped.

GEORGE: Oh my God, I hate you so much. SAPNAP: Yes!! GEORGE: It took so much effort to get back. GEORGE: Oh my God. SAPNAP: Oh my God. I pulled a manhunt. SAPNAP: I pulled a manhunt. GEORGE: That was insane! SAPNAP: I’m the GOAT. SAPNAP: What do we do? We need to get back.

GEORGE: I don’t know. That was awesome. DREAM: Bad, just stall. Just stall them, Bad. DREAM: Just don’t- Look, you have benefits in stalling them. BAD: Why would I help you? [LAUGHS] DREAM: Because, you’re- Bad, your only chance to-of victory. DREAM: It’s your only chance.

BAD: Oh, that’s true. DREAM: Otherwise, they’re-they’re about to take you to the dragon. BAD: You’re right. You’re right. DREAM: You don’t want to be, like, given to the dragon you know? DREAM: You don’t want to be fed to the dragon. That’s the whole point. DREAM: You’re-you’re the dragon’s food.

GEORGE: Wait, how- Bad, like, locked himself inside of this hole. SAPNAP: Break him out. GEORGE: I’m going to. GEORGE: Who do you think you are, Bad? BAD: No! BAD: Go away! GEORGE: Oh, he just got yeeted. [GEORGE LAUGHS] BAD: No! GEORGE: Look what I’ve got. GEORGE: Wait, what? SAPNAP: Are you serious?

GEORGE: Wait, did he do that? GEORGE: He just- BAD: Yes! GEORGE: Wait, what? BAD: I had- BAD: I had one piece of obsidian. DREAM: Wait, what happened? BAD: Let’s go. GEORGE: Bad, you are so stupid. DREAM: Please have another one, please have another one.

GEORGE: Take him away, take him away, Sapnap. Take this idiot away. BAD: No! GEORGE: Take this vermin away. BAD: No! DREAM: It’ll take like a minute. SAPNAP: Wait, how long does it take? SAPNAP: Takes so long. DREAM: Alright, Bad. BAD: OK. DREAM: Listen to me.

GEORGE: Just tower up, tower up DREAM: I realized I have nothing, OK? DREAM: I literally just- They know I have nothing. DREAM: You know that, I’m your best hope at you winning, right? DREAM: You being with me. BAD: You are? BAD: What? [LAUGHING] DREAM: OK, listen to this. Listen to this.

DREAM: Bad, I’m on the other side of the portal, right now, OK? DREAM: When you come through, just listen to me. DREAM: OK? [MUSIC FADES] DREAM: Listen to me. DREAM: Please. GEORGE: It’s fine, he literally has nothing. SAPNAP: Just, George, just be ready.

GEORGE: Just send him through, send him through. SAPNAP: Alright, alright. SAPNAP: George, whenever he goes through, you need to go in after him, alright? GEORGE: OK. DREAM: Just listen to me. SAPNAP: I’m sending him through. DREAM: Are you listening? Please.

GEORGE: He’s back! He went through! DREAM: Water bucket the portal, water bucket the portal! BAD: What? DREAM: Water bucket the portal. Water bucket the portal! SAPNAP: Go, go, go, go, go. DREAM: Yes! Now, come, come, come, come with me. SAPNAP: What?! Where, where- DREAM: Come with me! SAPNAP: Where are we?!

BAD: What? GEORGE: They’re right, they’re right over- DREAM: Come with me! GEORGE: They’re right there, they’re right there, Sapnap! GEORGE: Go, go, go, go, go! SAPNAP: What?! SAPNAP: Go! BAD: Noo! DREAM: I switched the portal. I switched the portal. GEORGE: Oh my God! [INTENSE MUSIC] BAD: Just let me out!

SAPNAP: How?? BAD: Dream they’re coming! GEORGE: Where can we go through? SAPNAP: He’s towering up. BAD: Wait, they’re literally right there. SAPNAP: I’m shooting a shot! BAD: Dream they’re literally right there. DREAM: We’re fine, we’re fine, we’re fine. SAPNAP: Oh, I hit Bad.

GEORGE: I hit him! How’d he still- How is he up there? SAPNAP: Oh, I just keep hitting Bad. BAD: I’m embarrassed now. BAD: Yes! GEORGE: Oh, I’m out of arrows. BAD: Yes! DREAM: OK, Bad. GEORGE: I literally hit, Dream. DREAM: Bad, Bad.

DREAM: Bad, I’m- I’m letting you out. Do you see this block? Can you stand on it? DREAM: I’m your best shot, OK? There’s two of them. There’s one of me, right? DREAM: Right? BAD: Yeah. DREAM: OK. Bad, listen. DREAM: You’re only shot of actually getting away. DREAM: Help me, I have nothing.

DREAM: Bad, please. You don’t need what- Anything you don’t need in your inventory. DREAM: Just give it to me, please. I will make something out of it. DREAM: I will- I will make it into something useful. DREAM: Yes, yes, yes! BAD: You can have that. DREAM: Yes! BAD: Uh. DREAM: Yes, OK!

SAPNAP: Wait, George. DREAM: Bad, Bad, Bad. I have a plan. I have a plan. DREAM: Factually, I am your only hope. DREAM: I don’t have the pearls, I can’t feed you to the dragon, and I’m one person, there’s two, OK? DREAM: Right now. No Bad.

DREAM: You just were breaking the thing. I’m your only hope. DREAM: Trust me. BAD: He’s towering. He’s towering! DREAM: Stop him. DREAM: Alright, Bad, take this. DREAM: Take this. OK. BAD: Yeah. DREAM: OK, Bad. DREAM: Get in this. Walk off, collect lava, and then shift out, and it’ll pull you back up.

DREAM: Go, go, go, go, go. BAD: Oh. Oh! SAPNAP: George! GEORGE: Oh my God. DREAM: It’s like a mission. It’s a mission! DREAM: Hurry! Collect it! GEORGE: Stop it, stop it, stop it! DREAM: Collect it! DREAM: Shift off! DREAM: Yes! Yes! SAPNAP: Oh my God. Way to go.

DREAM: Alright. GEORGE: Oh my God. BAD: Let’s go! DREAM: OK, Bad. Remember you’re invincible, so just like.. Keep that in mind. GEORGE: Oh my God. DREAM: Blocked my arrows. There you go. DREAM: Perfect. BAD: Here- DREAM: Actually, Bad, Bad you’re invincible. BAD: Oh! GEORGE: OK, Sapnap, Bad’s here. DREAM: Nice!

GEORGE: Bad’s coming to you! SAPNAP: I’m dead. I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead. SAPNAP: I missed him. Oh my God. BAD: Yes! SAPNAP: George, grab Bad, and run. Grab Bad and run. Grab Bad and run. BAD: Let’s go! GEORGE: I got him, I got him, I got him! SAPNAP: Run! Run!

GEORGE: I’m running, I’m running, I’m running! SAPNAP: Run! BAD: Dream! GEORGE: He’s got all your stuff though. GEORGE: Bad, you don’t want to be him. GEORGE: Cause he’s just going take you to the End. He has everything he needs. GEORGE: He has everything.

GEORGE: He just wants to take you to the dragon, so he could kill you. BAD: Get down. SAPNAP: He will feed you to the dragon. SAPNAP: You wanna get fed to the dragon? BAD: No, I don’t. DREAM: No, I’m- I’m no going to- Bad, I would never feed you to the dragon.

DREAM: They have the Ender pearls and the blaze rods. So, easy. BAD: That’s literally the point. DREAM: George has the pearls and the blaze rods. DREAM: He’s going to take you to the End. GEORGE: I don’t have the pearls or the blaze rods. DREAM: You do! DREAM: You have both of them!

GEORGE: Bad, Bad he’s lying! BAD: You don’t? DREAM: I’m not lying! GEORGE: You saw him get the loot. GEORGE: You saw him get the loot! BAD: Wait… DREAM: No, Bad. George got the loot! GEORGE: Bad! You- BAD: I dunno. GEORGE: How? I wasn’t even near the loot. DREAM: Oh my- What?

BAD: Let’s goo. DREAM: Oh, I should’ve burned it. I should’ve burned it. DREAM: Why didn’t I burn it? What is wrong with me? GEORGE: Sapnap, do something. Kill him. DREAM: Oh my God. GEORGE: I don’t think we can win. GEORGE: I don’t think we can win.

SAPNAP: He has a shield and I don’t, so I need to be very careful. GEORGE: Sapnap. GEORGE: Go! I dropped my shield, get it! [INTENSE MUSIC] SAPNAP: I got it! [GEORGE LAUGHING] [INTENSE MUSIC] GEORGE: Oh my God. SAPNAP: Dream’s going up, Dream’s going up. GEORGE: Bad, you’re an idiot.

GEORGE: Listen, listen to me. He is going to take you to the end. SAPNAP: He has all the stuff, Bad. [INTENSE MUSIC] GEORGE: What?! SAPNAP: Wait, what? BAD: What?! SAPNAP: Where is he? SAPNAP: What happened? GEORGE: He’s just stole Bad. He stole Bad. BAD: No! SAPNAP: Go! Get down, get down, get down.

DREAM: Hey Bad, we’re ready to go to the End. Feed the dragon, he’s hungry! GEORGE: Dream! GEORGE: Sapnap, Sapnap! It’s Bad! GEORGE: Wait, he doesn’t have- BAD: He doesn’t have me. SAPNAP: I have four hearts! Help! BAD: George, just let me go. Let me go.

GEORGE: No, I’m not letting you go! SAPNAP: Look, I have no food, I have no food. SAPNAP: I- I- BAD: Let me go or I’ll pour lava on you. GEORGE: Why?! BAD: Oh, it’s pretty. SAPNAP: Ah, I got hit! SAPNAP: I got him, I got him!

SAPNAP: Oh- Are you joking?! DREAM: Oh my God. GEORGE: Oh my God. SAPNAP: Are you joking? GEORGE: Oh my God. SAPNAP: You’re literally joking. SAPNAP: You’re literally joking. BAD: What’s happening? Run!! BAD: Yes!! BAD: Yes!! GEORGE: Bad’s just running away! DREAM: Oh my God. GEORGE: Get back here. [BAD LAUGHING]

BAD: Why is there a stupid hole here? GEORGE: Sapnap! BAD: Oh, he’s almost to the surface! [HORN BLARES] BAD: He’s almost to the surface. DREAM: The horn- It’s so dumb. [LAUGHING] GEORGE: Keep exposing him. DREAM: How is Bad shooting me? GEORGE: Keep exposing him. BAD: I got him! He’s glowing.

SAPNAP: What are you doing, Bad? Stop ignoring- [UNINTELLIGIBLE] DREAM: Don’t worry about the hole, please. That’s where I just came from, please. BAD: Let me go! GEORGE: Wait.. SAPNAP: Oh my goodness. Oh, I almost died. SAPNAP: No! DREAM: Oh, no. Bad’s free, Bad’s free, Bad’s free!

GEORGE: Bad, get up, get up, get up. SAPNAP: Bad, go, go, go! He’s over here! GEORGE: Bad, get up here, you idiot! BAD: He’s going up! GEORGE: He’s here! BAD: He’s going up. SAPNAP: Kill him, kill him! BAD: At grass level. GEORGE: Alright, I’ll kill him, fine.

GEORGE: Oh!!! SAPNAP: Let’s go, Bad. Let’s go, Bad. Let’s go, go, go. SAPNAP: Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. BAD: Run. Run, Sapnap. GEORGE: Run, Sap, run! [INTENSE MUSIC] BAD: No! [INTENSE MUSIC] SAPNAP: Hit him away, hit him away. SAPNAP: Bad- DREAM: You’re going in the opposite way, Sapnap. [INTENSE MUSIC] DREAM: Oh.

DREAM: There we go. Thank you! 😀 BAD: George, help. DREAM: Oh, Bad. Oh my God. DREAM: Oh my God. BAD: George! Just run! BAD: Run, George! GEORGE: I’m running. GEORGE: I’m literally running in a straight line. If he captures me, we lose. [INTENSE MUSIC] GEORGE: Yeah, keep flint and steel-ing him.

BAD: I am.. George, George! BAD: George, George! GEORGE: Wait I fell. BAD: He’s got me! GEORGE: What?! GEORGE: How- GEORGE: did he get you? BAD: I don’t know! BAD: Why?! GEORGE: How did he get you? [INTENSE MUSIC] DREAM: How?! Are you doing that? BAD: No! GEORGE: Let’s go to the beach

GEORGE: Bad! BAD: Keep going. BAD: Wait! Wait! BAD: George! GEORGE: Swim! GEORGE: Noo! SAPNAP: Dream’s got him! GEORGE: Come over here, Bad. Come to the shore. Come to the- DREAM: Oh, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here. BAD: Grab me, grab me, grab me! BAD: Ohh no, I have a dolphin effect.

BAD: Oh, he’s fast. BAD: He’s going under the water. GEORGE: Wait. BAD: He’s mining. SAPNAP: Oh my God, he’s going to the stronghold. GEORGE: He doesn’t have the [UNINTELLIGIBLE] Surely, BAD: He’s watching- GEORGE: Wait, where’d he go? DREAM: Oh, there’s- This dolphin’s in my way! BAD: He’s literally about to die.

BAD: Ohh my goodness, George. BAD: George, swim down. BAD: George, swim down and save me. DREAM: Why’s the dolphin attacking me? BAD: Heh, George. DREAM: Wait, what? DREAM: Wait, what?! BAD: Oh my God. DREAM: Dolphins attack you? BAD: Let me go. DREAM: Wait, what? GEORGE: We won! GEORGE: We won! GEORGE: Let’s go!

DREAM: Wait, what? SAPNAP: Get the stuff from him! [GEORGE LAUGHING] SAPNAP: Get the stuff! DREAM: What?! SAPNAP: Get the stuff, get the stuff! BAD: Let’s go! GEORGE: I’m going down, I’m going down! DREAM: Since when do dolphins attack you? BAD: No! No! SAPNAP: Yes, Bad. GEORGE: I got the stuff. SAPNAP: Oh, yes.

SAPNAP: I have Bad. I have Bad. I have Bad. SAPNAP: I have Bad. BAD: No! No! SAPNAP: Come on, come on! DREAM: Wait. SAPNAP: Come on, George! We’re gonna win! We’re gonna win! SAPNAP: Yes!! Yes!! DREAM: What?! I didn’t know this!

DREAM: This is like- I thought this- Is this is like a new thing or something? DREAM: It says, it felt like the dolphin swam into my hole, and I accidentally hit it. DREAM: And then, it said, ‘Should a player hit a dolphin?’

DREAM: Unless the dolphin is killed. The whole dolphin pod retaliates, attacking all at once, similar to zombified piglins. [INTENSE MUSIC] DREAM: What?! DREAM: Since when is that a thing?! DREAM: I’m- I’m literally reading the Minecraft wiki. GEORGE: We won, we won, we won! BAD: Guys, listen.

GEORGE: Oh my God, we’re in this! We’re in the eye room. BAD: No. [SAPNAP CHEERS] BAD: No! BAD: No! SAPNAP: Come on, Bad. How many- SAPNAP: How many- How many- How many eyes do we need? BAD: No. BAD: No! GEORGE: Oh, we need three. We need three.

DREAM: Like, I’ve-I- There’s not even like a point. There’s not even a point. GEORGE: I have zero. DREAM: There’s not even a point. [SOMBER MUSIC] GEORGE: You died to a dolphin. That’s insane. [GEORGE LAUGHING] GEORGE: I actually, like, can’t believe that happened. GEORGE: That’s- DREAM: I didn’t even know that was possible.

SAPNAP: I found another pearl! SAPNAP: We need one more. We need one more. GEORGE: One more pearl! SAPNAP: I found it! I found an Enderman. George! GEORGE: Wait, where? SAPNAP: I’m here! [SOMBER MUSIC] SAPNAP: Yes!! GEORGE: Yes!!! BAD: Please- GEORGE: Hey guys, check it out. Ready?

GEORGE: Yes! Let him out, let him out. BAD: No! GEORGE: I’m going in, I’m going in! GEORGE: Byeee. BAD: This ain’t right. Please! BAD: Please! SAPNAP: Come on, Bad. GEORGE: Come on, Bad. BAD: Please! BAD: Please, stop! BAD: No, don’t push- DREAM: Bad just fight as long as you can-

DREAM: I can get you. SAPNAP: Come on! GEORGE: Drop him in! SAPNAP: Get up those stairs! BAD: No, no, no, no. GEORGE: Come on! Get up! BAD: No, no, no, no. GEORGE: Sapnap, tower up, tower up, so you can get more height from him. GEORGE: That’s it, that’s it, that’s it. Come on!

GEORGE: Come on!! GEORGE: Yess!! SAPNAP: Yesss!! BAD: No! DREAM: No! Oh my God. GEORGE: Yess!! DREAM: Oh my God. GEORGE: Oh God, I died. BAD: You jerk! SAPNAP: Alright now, Bad, is infinitely in the void. GEORGE: Oh my God. BAD: No.