Minecraft if the Mobs were Realistic

At any point we can log out of Minecraft and experience the real world Minecraft mobs on the other hand can’t and they’re tired of the same cubes and shapes they want a taste of the real world and they’ve been listed our help to get there I mean seriously look at this cow

Right now Betsy you’ve never looked better I think I’m starting to lose my moo wait aliens cow napped you but in their ship is an item that can turn you back don’t worry Betsy we’re on it look at this thing this spaceship is huge and

I see something up at the top here hey a sword you never know right in we go okay uh um what do we oh my gosh look at this thing all right we gotta save this cow let me in you nice yeah he’s not nice at

All get back wait actually what is this whoa cow disguise whoa it turned into a cow oh this is awesome well it is called a cow disguise so maybe we can use it to get around all of these aliens I hope they don’t attack me look are we good

Hey in fact he looks afraid of me oh look I see a chest over there dude finally solve this maze what do we have a blocky cow block of fire all right Betsy I have the solution right here get blockified we’ve saved you perfect just what I needed some of my friends have

Also been turned into blocky forms but not all of them like it think you can help them out too don’t worry I’m on it well I noticed by the ship is this little farm area and I have a feeling we might be able to find another creature

Hey so this blocky chicken needs to be turned realistic finally I’ve been cooped up here get it I saw you help my cow friend and some of my chicken friends lasted a block of fire at a nearby water filter system oh goodness don’t worry I’ll help you out buddy I

Mean the water system’s right here you think he’d do it himself he must be a little chicken down we go and hey whoa what is that hello what are you guys doing here salmon let me throw let me through hey they’re stuck they moving I’m gonna drown get up what do I do

Actually over here it looks like there’s an open area I thought this was like a Cave System but I see hey what do we have here a hidden base I could use this turtle shell to breathe underwater that much longer and this what is this realistic egg I already had breakfast

Whoa when I throw it particles come out and I get fire resistance for some reason okay maybe we can use this egg on these fish over here got come on get it hey they dispersed love it oh beautiful I bet you they are hiding the d block of

Fire and what do we have here oh boy eat eggs sucker uh it’s probably just killed with the story stick beautiful not beautiful at all hey I’ve been had there’s a dead end I think I saw another area beautiful right over here get out of my way I have got cholesterol

And I’m not afraid to use it now get out of here quick okay so far so good no egg items yet what is this hello what do I oh I think I know what I’m supposed to do let’s go take two huh maybe we can yes beautiful that’s all we needed and

Here we go realistic Chicken in three two one look at you you are a hideous do you taste more realistic as well young chicken oh you like my comment it finally backed My True Form it’s not just these aliens we need to worry about some illagers have been taking advantage

Of the situation huh well I don’t see any illagers but I do see this weird End Stone formation over here and I haven’t seen anything like it before today I have a feeling we’re gonna run into a new friend blocky Enderman I was minding my own business when these aliens ruined

My zen thing man such a way with words my and Island crash can you help me out bro I had my hands on a blockifier but a pesky Vindicator took it ah I see and I see something special here too what is an Enderman stretch of fire whoa whoa look at me

I’m beautiful something all right Mr tall dark and handsome I’m gonna borrow this item and for that Vindicator I actually hear him somewhere nearby is that he’s hiding I found the culprit he’s right down here now he looks to be stuck in this little wait

I got some idea what are we gonna do now right on through baby get out get out down okay maybe we should kill him first that yeah that’d probably be a good idea yeah much better okay you’re dead now are we safe it looks like we can keep going underneath

Here and look hey hey the realistic Enderman de block of fire we crashed right on top of it alrighty very convenient I have to say now I’m a little scared about what you’re gonna look like realistic oh oh gosh what is it hi yeah if you could

Uh please don’t kill me whoa oh no what kind of monster have we created thanks bro wait where are you going don’t be afraid I’m not that scary right uh uh sure yeah why don’t you know I’m gonna leave there’s more realistic mobs that we’re gonna have to save but now we’ve

Got a dilemma I don’t know which one to go to First the portal or this innocent looking cave system okay we’ll go down this one and it’s a good thing I grabbed this stretch of fire we’re gonna need it to be able to get through these thin

Areas I don’t know who built this but they’re not thinking of everyone’s body type anyways what do we have here oh a blocky spider know this hello there sir eight leg break even my Nest down here isn’t safe from these aliens can you please help me return to my True Form

See that realistic web that should help you out oh I do hello what do we have here realistic spider web what does it do exactly whoa whoa whoa hey it’s like a slingshot or something like a hook shot that’s incredible I think that we’re gonna be able to use this in some

Very exciting ways oh gosh that’s not what I had in mind hey we stuck it with it ah beautiful you can’t do nothing and hit him with some eggs as well you gotta get that protein fixed baby and one final swipe for good measure well there’s not much else in here other than

This lava pit but I want to check out how this puppy works exactly so let’s try and hook shot Webb over beautiful that worked beautifully except again somebody help me please hey nothing bad happened at all everything worked just fine don’t ask questions what do we have

Hey here you go spider oh gosh big bad idea wow thanks I feel pretty Invincible right now thanks to you I think I might go climb up a water spout okay weirdo that’s fine I’m glad I was able to help you uh now stay away well now that we’ve

Helped the spider go back to being realistic it’s time for us to see what’s on the other side of this portal well I don’t see any way up but we do have our new web a slingshot beautiful that worked like a charm and in we go to presumably go find a realistic nether

Creature alright what do we have here a path leading whoa this looks new so what do we have here oh a piglet we’re gonna have to help out a piglet I guess even the nether isn’t unreachable from those aliens and pesky illagers wait this pig saying we might be able to reverse

Engineer the blockifier by Charing a pig whoa family pharah we have here let’s see we have a realistic Fireball whoa maybe we can use it to char a pig alrighty I’m gonna go pay a visit to your cousin looks like this path might take us right there oh how convenient

Neighbors alrighty well let’s see we’ve got uh a little bit of a nervous oh occurrence might be happening this looks promising so far hey oh okay maybe okay no go and the illagers are vanquished with not a scratch on me uh all right little piggy this will only hurt a lot

Get charred on poor little guy but you had a misery what do we have here it’s the realistic pigland to block a fire do your cousin is hot anyways oh gosh straight out of Warcraft look at this thing I don’t like you so much but you

Do have some pretty nice muscles yo what do you live bro I guess the experiment is work thanks for your that’s all you got you can’t even give me your regimen anyways oh why didn’t you add other mobs that we need to save in the nether so

Let’s just head back to the Overworld for the tabbing huh I see another fenced off area right here with my name on it that doesn’t actually have my name on it I need a detailed detail details oh wait are you a friend are you good are you

Gonna okay he’s safe oh you never know what these creepers all right don’t worry I won’t blow up like the other mobs those aliens have been causing me some trouble they stored the creeper to block a fire in a vault somewhere in an explosive testing field well I don’t see

Anything like that around here but I will take my hands and put them right on this guy what do we oh I didn’t mean to do that oh gosh okay um sorry about your playpen uh let me try and help you out but this looks promising right over here it’s taking us

To an ice place oh gosh well oh I see a sign over here all these signs just keep having arrows up oh hey look I have a feeling we’ve made it to the explosive TNT testing area now I’d like to be very careful about this so

Step back oh gosh oh bad okay maybe it’s not a good idea huh here’s another sign explosives testing Zone well at least we’ve got a pickaxe that should keep us safe right presenting to you the limited smoke and Fire Edition of the never dig straight down t-shirt available now at

Ldz.store along with plenty of other awesome new designs so why don’t we have a little Demolition Derby running baby and maybe we can reveal something of Interest any luck last no literally nothing yet but why don’t we give it a couple more explosions just in case what

Do hey there we go maybe we can blow up the obsidian with our realistic TNT too let’s check nothing the pickaxe could take forever what else do we hey I mean we’ve got this realistic Fireball nether item nether blocks it’s a stretch but hey it works oh no way

No way of that well with any luck we can we get hey there it is on the way back to the creeper and I’m just gonna be dropping TNT left and right look at the explosions occurring behind me it is hilarious look at all the cottage in

It’s lovely whoa hey what is down here whoa sea lanterns these seem very out of place in fact what do we have here whoa blocky squid sorry I realize you don’t speak squid like the others aliens have turned me into blocking those pesky illagers took up oh I’m drowning okay

Whatever I’ll help you I’ll help you oh we should probably grab those first get out get out get out wow just barely made it out of the water alive now this is a new set of ladders that’s where we came from when the Creeper’s at but this looks brand new

And I’m curious if this is where we might find some of these illagers that that squid was talking about maybe we can use this ink sack and cause some serious blindness to them this must be them what’s good nasties get blanded on y’all suck look yo

Comfort of an ink Best Day Ever all right now that you’re nice and handled I don’t think that they can actually shoot us anymore they’ve been healthily blinded and they don’t look like they have terribly good aim anymore perfect and here we go realistic squid to block oh gosh run

Get out get out no get blinded on I do not want to deal with you guys anymore I think we should be covered why don’t we just go ahead and get this back to the squid here you go Blacky squid whoa you are hideous but what do you have to say

That means thank you in Squid sure sure now get out I’m not drowning again I mean I didn’t jump before anyways two for the price of one did block a file okay well what is it oh don’t get too close looks like something out of Predator hello thanks there’s a token my

Thanks I will not explode for now wait so I can punch on him and he’s not gonna get me nice oh okay he’s gonna get me he’s gonna get me whoa something’s up with this Village that is a weird looking house over there maybe that’s

Where the aliens are and we can end all of this D blockifying once and for all uh hello is it oh hey what is this realistic Steve d block of fire whoa I think I accidentally powered it off what happens if I oh what what look at me hey

I am Steve yo what’s good what the heck this is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen bro and we move really fast oh my gosh this is like nightmare fuel wait guys I have a good idea maybe the Ender Dragon also can become realistic for now

We need to see what is down here because this looks terrifying oh gosh I’m on fire get up yes aliens just as we would do it if we ever found them in real life I’m not evil or anything like that whoa it’s true the realistic Ender Dragon and we

Got all the Gear Under the Sun and I have a feeling we are gonna be able to navigate through this whole area and get to where we need to go beautiful not through the maze there’s a nasty guy waiting for me on the other side though ain’t gonna play like this son

Fireball away okay gotta use the cow disguise now made it through spider web on up here thank you so much and we found what we needed the end portal so realistic steam is ready for battle and a dragon you are going down there’s the

Dragon so if we just use this d block of fire boom hey not only did it kill him but look we got a realistic dragon egg for our trouble what could this thing be for okay we’re back at spawn let’s hatch this thing whoa look at this Dragon this thing’s

Incredible and look what I found over here time to get some revenge on these nasties get them dressed Dragon get him Dragon yeah baby oh the ultimate realistic pet hey leave him alone he’s my friend I died again