Minecraft: Insane Adventure with Mutedx

Boom boom okay okay okay this is better why why why does this say thing look like it’s struggling hold on a second hold on a second I must have done something to my settings no I don’t know I don’t know why does it look like that I don’t know I don’t know

Anything I don’t know anything oh I missed this I missed this what was this a result of this was the it’s wonky I look wonky today why am I so slow today why am I so slow look at me look at me I’m slow like I belong in a smart [Laughter]

Car I got that smart car grind set on today what’s up with my what’s up with my chin what’s up with my chin hold on a second hold on a second I need to fix my chin so it stops snapping let me fix my chin hold on give me a second

Is this better out a little bit man this is not going good oh well oh well this is fine this is fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m doing okay I’m I’m absolutely okay with the way that things are snowy oh it’s my wifey hold on hold

On hold on my chat box isn’t chatting which one’s my chat box which one I have like three different things named chat box I have three different things called chat box I probably should have look this up beforehand which one’s my chat box is it

The chat box is dead the chat box is dead rest in peace chat box the chat box died like the 20p Minecraft server the chat box died like the 20p Minecraft server rest in peace in PE you relate to that yeah yeah I’ve been doing some small

Changes um I’ve been doing some really small and minor changes and then it just seems all broken down now and died uh but that’s fine that’s fine we can deal with that we can deal with that um 20 rip 23 mic I know I know we were

To we would get an update on that um I was told I would get an update on that cuz I asked about it um mom and then I wasn’t giv an [Laughter] update so it’s a bit of a shame but you can’t really do anything about it um we remember the 20p Minecraft

Server and that’s giving me an idea for what I’m going to do today so I can’t play on the 20p server cuz it’s dead it’s dead so I can’t play on it so I was thinking we can hold a [Laughter] funeral this stream was all put together

In like 20 30 minutes because because I thought I wanted to stream right um but I’ve not been able to for so long and then I just sat down and I thought well if you you make time don’t you if you want to do something you make

Time stop stop sitting down and actually do it stop sitting down thinking I’m bored and just do it just do it so I have this is very rushed and I’m surprised nothing has fallen apart actually know that the chat box did fall apart um the chat box has fallen apart but

Um it’s it’s it’s fine I can try and sort out the chat box maybe um let me try a few more things and if it doesn’t work then we’ll just get straight to Minecraft oh wait it was invisible it was invisible I was invisible is this going to work [Laughter] I made it

Work this is not the chat box I wanted but it’s apparently the chat box we get I need to look more and how this works should I just make my background just the chat box just make this my background there there that’s my background why can’t I be seen why am i hidden

Now why am i hidden now can can I not go in front there there oh this is the most fun scuff I’ve had in so long this is fun okay hello there we go chat box is now working and I’m in front cuz I’m I’m the

Dominant one I’m going to I’m going to eat I can’t quite eat the comments [Laughter] um the people will find out I don’t have a body how did I change the N the the people will find out the people will find out I don’t have a body absolute Terror

Stricken absolute terror terror terror Teri I almost said terisu terui okay um let’s um go to m Minecraft as before um I I have the graphics card to make my PC faster I have all the bits I just need to install it and I was

Meant to do that today but I’ve had no motivation so I could I could do it if I wanted to but my motivation says no it likewise it’s just another thing where I just have to get off myself and just do it um so that’ll get done at some point um

Yeah I need to get get over myself and actually do it and that’s that’s that’s easier said than done that’s really easier said than done um but I’ll figure it out I’ll figure it out I’ll do a tutorial and I’ll figure it out all right then um it’s Minecraft time I think

Um um how do I start a new server there as you can tell I’m really prepared for this taada what what’s that chat box there’s a chat box here but it is my chat box is broken again why is my chat box broken all the time that’s really mean that is incredibly

Mean that is really mean okay hold on let me I am not prepared for this at all I just wanted to hang out with people I didn’t want to think about the logistics behind everything ah head is cute you like my what what one’s cute what one’s cute my

Heads are always cute I’m I’m I’m queen of I’m queen of where am I well oh we can eat melon we can eat melon here perfect food food food food food food I hope you like melons cuz we’re just going to be eating melons all the time now I love me some

Melons what is that over there is that random piece of wood wait let me go I want to see what that is is it’s just a random piece of wood oh it fell it’s Fallen had some melon soda that sounds nice I’ve never had melon soda is it good melon soda

I’ve never had it I keep hearing about it and P hi wait there were seeds where were the seeds there hello parrot parrot I’m Queen of the birds hi you need to try I will do I will do I will do a if I find some I’ll try

It do they they sell it at oh there a Panda there I think I just witnessed asexual reproduction oh Panda’s mean will they hurt me hi Panda oh more Panda hi Panda hi Panda hi hello he looks nice hi you want food um n n did you hear that did you hear that wait is my BTM still on is my BTM still on it is turn that off turn Minecraft up a you might have missed that oh that

P made a noise he makes noises oh I like that I like that I love that that I want to give him kisses he’s he’s the good boy he’s a good boy so so I will not kill off your whole family where’s my bird friend where’s my bird companion I don’t

Know my birad companion has gone melon soda does it taste like melon like a honey to melon or a there you are I love you I love you I love you come on come on let’s go get all the melon I said I was going to make a

Funeral but right now I just want to take all the melon we are making melon Today yay melon partty yay I’ve seen watermelon soda too is melon soda not watermelon soda are they is one are they different types of Mel are is that like honey to melon then where are there no more melons here I am on a hunt for melon I’ve never heard of watermelon

Melon watermelon there’s a trail oh we have to follow it we have have to follow the watermelon trail yummy yummy yummy where is it taking us to the cocoa beans to the chicken it’s taking us to the chicken hi chicken there an oselot thank you aot oh thank you you’re a good friend

Ah did you see that I’m best friends with that oselot now more melons the oselot has helped us in our Quest thank you aot you’re a real G that oel lot is a real G our Quest leads us here what a lot no not here

Okay that also was a real G poor chicken no delicious chicken look yum that’s what happened to your chicken yummy yummy chicken if the chicken didn’t want to be eaten why he look like that why he felt like he going to be eaten I want to see if I can make that

Jump I really want to see if I can make that jump another p friend I probably can’t make that jump I don’t think I can make that jump wait can I make a diving I want to make a diving diving stand diving stand come on out of okay right where am I diving

From a where would be the best diving position maybe here maybe here ah I don’t think I’ve got enough for a diving stand no more dirt more dirt I’m going to be Pro Diver everyone I’m going to teach you how to go diving okay if you follow

My advice you’ll be Pro in no time some people use Minecraft to survive I use it to practice my diving skills cuz I’m an absolute diving Legend there’s a horse there Peter the horse is here the best diver I know are you ready are you ready everyone toest the Epic diving

Skills are we ready there’s more melon there that’s where we must go are we ready to join our Brethren are you ready to join our Brethren what Earth are you doing look at those idiots ha look at them die good you had no rights here M time see one I get one I

Get one I get isn’t my diving skill top TI melon see everything pays off in the end Hi Power Front see everything pays off in the end it’s turning dark maybe I should not be doing this in the dark nah I’ll do it perfect thank you pate for your help hi Hi

Friend Hi friend oo melon what do you mean help me this living of of melons there is no help needed my help only comes in the form of melon if I have to die for melon so be it but I don’t think melon will ever betray me melon like your mama

Melon never betray me woo come on pirate yeah hello do you think he’ll leave me alone you he just had a baby never mind I want him to leave me alone he just had a baby right in front of me why are there lots of creatures lots

Of scary creatures out tonight I just want to go melon hunting do you think do you think they’re here to go M hunting hi hi oel lot I’ll follow you for the safe route out of here I’ll follow this osel lot to tell me the safe route

Oela tell me the safe route come on come on a wise one a wise one tell me your ways why one why one why is one’s trying to kill me oh why one I trusted you screw it oh wise one is not on my side the wise one is not on my

Side this is a really sad Discovery this is a really sad Discovery also I thought I could trust you I thought I could trust the a lot turns out he was he was just he was not a Believer he was not a Believer there are no melons

Here there are no melons here in this new land it was a conspiracy he wanted to Lead Me Away from oh he wanted to Le me away from the melons why are the zombies here these are like stairs hey Villages hey hi hi cutie hi cutie what you doing what you dream

About oh wait that’s a child a that’s that’s a child everyone ow no no that’s a that’s a child I’m informing you I’m helping you I’m letting you know that that is a child you should be grateful that Enderman is just everywhere a I’m going back to the child

That there is multiple Enderman musics oh there’s multiple Enderman I think it’s the same one I think he’s hunting me they are not they are not Believers in the melon they are not Believers in melon [ __ ] hi come from B you got here where’s my pirate friend

Oh my pirate friend is missing I hope he didn’t die that would be tragic it would be wouldn’t it yeah thatd be really sad Wow wow nice brick wall you got behind you built like a British housing like a new British Housing Development aren’t you yeah yeah nice little Housing Development you got here oh you got food outside as well but you haven’t got melons it’s okay it’s okay I’ll fix that

For you I’ll fix that for you in the morning cuz that ender man is eyeing me up that end man’s giving me the side eye what a meanie he’s giv me the side eye so I’ll fix you I I’ll fix you up later okay I’ll give you a proper proper proper

Farm and you know what it’s going to have in it you know what it’s going to have in it don’t you melon the only the only the only good thing to have in your farm is melon and you’re going to eat the melon if I throw it will you eat it the

Zombie zombie want it melon eat it oh no do seeds I don’t think you eat seeds melon yummy is it just on his head yeah oh no it’s behind him it’s just behind him like a plushy he’s got a plushy he likes it’s his favorite plushy melon

Plushy he’s having sweet dreams look at him look at him look at this man he’s having he’s having the sweetest dreams of his life now that he has the plushy this is a even the zombie wants to even the zombie wants to wants to join when is it going to be day I’m

Tired of the Ender giving me a side eye I’m tired of the bombastic side eye Mr Enderman sir I spider hi spider hi hi you got some many ice to check me out with one minute of St game the streamers become melan themed yeah yeah I mean technically I am the colors of

Honeydew I think somewhat honey de melon I could become a melon a melon I should become melon theme just not watermelon them but they only have one type of ey you got enough ice to check me up with you got enough ice to check his mom out with cuz she’s so

Big your mama is so big that that spider needs all of his eyes to see the full extremities of her he’s looking away now he’s sad I’m sorry I didn’t mean to shame your mother I’m sorry will you will you look at me will you look at me again sir I’m

Sorry I’m sorry sir I’m sorry forgive me your mother is not wide she is ad quately sized uh your your mother is sized like um like a model your mother is sized like um like um a really good uh model uh please look at me sir I know

This is your final breath you can’t waste them with hatred please forgive me your mother is sized like a model please forgive me like a plus-sized model okay oh do you want to come out what okay if that’s what you want epic I’m fixing your farm

I am fixing your farm child are you the only one in this Village I think you are you’re the only one in this Village I have to get rid of the carrots they are they are not pure good um I have to fix I have to fix your what Oh let’s say about I could probably count I could probably count but I’m not going to got five left um 10 that’s going to be more than enough one more than enough perfect can I put this in there take it I don’t want this taking it good good

Boy oh here’s your family here’s your family oh here they are wow that’s Demon Slayer you need to leave an extra block next to the planted seeds for the watermelon oh do you like this like this actually no if I go this side boom look at me farming

Pro farming Pro I am oh hold on a second I farming Pro absolute ledge there we go there we go all done this is Demon Slayer all over again let’s descend down the hill while our family is being slaughtered oh more people who need to change their

Lives why is there a child living alone have you all shunned him for existing that’s not very good of you take the potatoes take the potatoes like you a German take them like the Irish take the carrots like you are um carot land eat up eat up why are you

Angry why the why the heck are you angry okay okay kid jeez someone’s someone’s not happy a hi what do you want what do you want b b child do you have any supplies I can steal I want supplies to steal yay um right let’s tidy this up because the

People here are are not tidy um h what is this little TW doing where are they all going oh there’s a house up there you know what you know what I I know what I want to do screw you Village screw you I don’t want any of this stuff I’ll take your chest

Goodbye ooh there’s a cave in there it glows it’s globing ooh the SP is everywhere okay squit spray me thank you looks good looks good actually whoo look at the fish look at the fish why is that animal red oh no it’s a it’s a cow they’re meant to be

Red I’ll stop being colorist towards um pigs Pig you’re allowed to be red I’m just being mean oh ready nice oh hi hi Alan hi how are you today screw you Village screw you Village takes your chest go yeah screw you I’m marking you boom where’s this guy

Going hey where you going how are you today how is everyone today autographer what do you want paper for an emerald or emeralds for a map no that’s lame oh I will take one of your beds though cuz oh no not that one good job thank you thank you thank you I’ll take

Your bed I have more rights than you hey sheep there you go you don’t have a big man defending you do you Village no what are they called the iron one they’re going to be called Big Man from now on oh should I go on an adventure through

Here I need to stuck up on melon first I need to eat my melon is everyone having a good day oh it’s turning toight okay we will sleep out in the open let me let me place my bed lovely if you sleep fast enough you can sleep

Anywhere good respawn Point set good if I die oh I should probably save my melons at least if I die I want my bone meal and my chest my seeds and my feather having a great day that’s good that’s good I’m glad you’re having a great day that’s really good to hear hey

What’s that what is that gum powder hey oh he go go go go go there’s a guy here there that wants to catch my fists there’s a guy there’s a guy that’s going to catch my face get coal I I could get coal yeah a should I play the game

Properly I got gunpowder though I’d say I’m already proving my worth to all those creatures creatures creatures creatures get screwed okay hi that sort of content is not appropriate for you younger what he just doesn’t like me you little TWP you little TW you melon is that what you

Want that little TW has it out for me what are you doing kid to make torch that is good oh okay there there you go there you go chicken I’m good I’m good for the people right let’s go play the game properly then let us play the game as you meant to play

It let’s make torches we can make charcoal this is going to be a big tree isn’t it yeah there going to be an extra bit of wood hidden somewhere I got stick wonderful step one complete I have a stick I’m officially Minecraft pro go back to the Village because underwater under

Water oh you think I should destroy the houses I like you’re thinking I like you’re thinking I can 100% go back and destroy the houses why they give me a sapling like I’m a good person and I’m going to why are they giving me a sapling like

I’m a good person I’m going to rebuild the tree in fact I think I will I think I will I know what to do with the sapling I know know exactly what to do with the sapling W the village and break the torch oh good idea steal that torches I like your

Thought process but first there is something I must do there’s something I must do there right where’s the torch there oh I can put these in my other hand can I no okay I thought I could okay oh co go go go go go go go go go go Umow Beep beep cool coal I just saw it I’m about to fulfill your request Alan I’m about to become uh godly power you are about to be so proud of me come on let me let me show Alan greatness come on are y are y whoops whoopsy Oopsy Daisy up

There we are destroying natural habitats today right good job thank you thank you thank you nice nice nice nice nice nice I’m almost stick have stick yay oh nice have stick life good nice we have torch good what greetings greetings hello welcome I have a stick boom now it’s like a cake I’m

Going to eat this crafting table bed is too far away you know this at night no I reject I reject that sentiment I’m going to sleep Minecraft has not heard of a nap Minecraft has not heard of a nap and this is the most disappointing thing

Ever they don’t have it in Sweden or America naps I think that is a big mistake in the corner of the screen you can see a you can see a floating villager good going sir I’m glad I’m glad we breaking the laws of physics out here today always turn out like the manga

With the stick the what the the mango with the stick do I need to be scared do I need to be scared what mango with the stick apparently it’s daytime it’s pretty dark what mango with the stick what M God this stick why is Alan laughing I’m scared now

Tada this will keep me warm at night and set my bed on fire so all around seems like a good idea go to the mine and get iron I don’t want to go to that one that mine’s scary oh there’s more coal that one’s scary

Whoops I’m I’m going to drown at this R there’s lots of mines around here but they all look kind of scary everyone wants to kill me make iron tools and armor Alan I’m doing this cuz I trust you I trust you Alan 99 reinforced wood stick yeah I’ll turn out like the stick

Then hi hi hi buddy you’re look cute be with the fish loser be with the fish you deserve nothing more oh I want to sleep it’s time for a power nap it’s time for nap time it’s nap time why are the zombies out why are there zombies yeah become drowned please please

Drown I always wanted to see a zombie become a drowned can you turn a zombie into a Drowned I hope you drown down there oh for God’s sake he’s trying to live so I think that’s a really bad idea who said you had the rights cuz you don’t h no come on oh it’s turning night let’s sleep yes wait a minute you need still

Tones screen scaling is a bit off oh is it is my scaling off is my scaling off oh I think you’re right where is the the where is the oh yeah slightly slightly yeah some of the notifications getting cut off that’s fine we don’t need notifications hi creeper please don’t please

Don’t that’s rude Mr creeper that’s really rude you don’t need to look at me like that that’s really rude let’s get more Stone then everyone if we need stone for stone tools let’s get more Stone we’ll just dig into this wall and maybe get crushed you know I personally find the

Notifications quite annoying let’s probably a way to stop it there’s probably a way to stop the notifications um I just haven’t found it yet but I reckon there’s a way to I’ll find it at some point oops the creepers vanished good good we don’t need him

Here um let’s make make I wish you could have stone armor I want be walking around looking like one of those Iron Man thingies right stone sword let’s go and stone pickaxe probably need oh don’t have enough wood now I do oops now I do and up going to speedrun Minecraft I got

Nether iron at the end wow i’ I don’t think I’ve ever finished Minecraft in anything other than creative mode look at that creeper I don’t have any way to shoot at him he’s just vanished did is there he went down the [Laughter] waterfall he went down the waterfo bye oh well done Isan well done isan you went down the water full oh he went on a slide we love that for him I reckon I could find lots of stuff there oh a friend come on come get me come get me come get me come get me bye-bye [Laughter]

Look at them it’s a little family of it’s a little family of people who couldn’t get me that’s cute I need more torches I need more torches I need to see them struggle in 3D oh you can go down there is that iron oops that’s bizarre what happens if I just

Oh now it’s just a little bit less cool I want to see what happens if I go down there sure let’s do it where did it where is it there what go on down there the sea there’s a Dr there okay okay um torches torches torches can I make

Charcoal do it have to be the other way around yeah other way around how’s new caring you I’ve not put it in yet I was meant to put it um I received it yesterday um afternoon maybe late afternoon uh um and and then I was busy yesterday from

Then on um and I was meant to do it today but I came down with a bad case of really bad demotivation like I was doing one thing and then I’d look up um and like 5 hours had passed sort of demotivation um and I thought I’ll put it in today

And then someone messaged me like like hey can we chat and I was like oh no so then I was hit with the okay do I stream or do I talk to them by K have can’t be bothered now you’re making me feel bad but yeah now you’re making me feel guilty um

But but I’m I’m not going to say you’re incorrect um I’ll get get it done I’ll get it done I’ll get it done um I’ll get it done but um it just might take a a a moment right put them away and go back to our little cave cuz if we put torches

Around creatures cannot spawn I think that’s the logistics behind it if it’s bright enough then creatures can’t SP on come on come get me Byebye oh he’s fighting back bye-bye those carrot okay but yeah I will get to it I will get to it actually I’ve got a story with that card already I’ve not put it in in yet and I’m already um so one of one of my

Friends um he works for like um uh like an IT department and so they’ve got like a like a bin of old Tech waste that no one wants and I had some mates laughing about that like oh you could probably take something from the tech waste bin

Um but it probably won’t be as good as the one you’re getting uh they check the specs and it’s actually better it’s got higher specs than the one I’m getting so um lots of potential for upgrades I’ve got quite a few places where I can access upgrades which is good at least

Do I want to go down there knowing that I’ve sent a lot of mobs down there Hi I don’t really want to to be honest they they kind of doing their own thing and I respect that although it’s complete pack sell old stuff yeah um but this is like a waist

Bin so this stuff no one wants this is stuff no one wants um but it’s still higher spec than what I’ve got just Ving and have a zombie party down they are vibing and having a zombie party and I’m going to disrupt it at some point when I pull myself

Together and decide I am better than them do I have I don’t have any wood I was wanting to make a shovel and then I could easily get dirt and I was thinking I can make bridges to go along there so I don’t have to deal with the mobs but I think

I’m going to have to actually I’m I need wood anyway cuz I don’t have enough uh more torches I need more torches I need more torches and then I can go have I need to check on the melons as well I’ve been giving everyone melons across the

Village um which is naturally the only right thing to eat come on good we we have the we have the pirate treats um um are called booty aren’t they so we have the booty I have the booty I have all booty all booty belongs to me I I own

Booty shoot I need this okay I have I have loot I have booty I green or yellow does it look like I’ve not seen pictures of the and I probably have seen pictures of the Andes my memor are not good no okay oh is it time to go exploring or is

There will be nothing here to explore I think there’s nothing up here to explore I think you have to go down which does not sound fun spell Ling oops I want to get to that lava lava fall you know what screw it hey the monsters there and they look

Mean they look mean they’re looking at me and they look mean oh creeper creeper I don’t C you oh no I’m scared now what did I say I say things without thinking it’s really bad I’ve been told recently one of my biggest issues is I talk without thinking and I don’t know

Boundaries so um I’ve been told I say ridiculous things sometimes that are very out of pocket and if this is one of those situations I’ll be very sad because all I’m doing is proving my enemies correct look at them I want to shoot them with a

Bow hi don’t snitch on me please that just sounds fun it sounds fun on until you hear the allegations sometimes I wonder if I’m going to get fired for the things I [Laughter] say there’s lots of I can’t tell what those are in the oh they’re Villages zombie villagers there’s loads of

Them that that looks like a fun place to explore but there’s a lot of uh mobs out there there’s no iron here anywhere there’s no iron It’s a darkg Spooky cave and there no iron terrible very bad time place yeah I guess this is a good Outlet

Then I can say all the things but in all fness they egg me on like someone was complaining that we had a Bosch dishwasher um and I had to oops I had to stop myself from saying what kind of dishwasher you were you expecting a woman

Um cuz like that’s the only answer that makes sense you know yeah that’s a time and place for everything but some things that you’re just asking for like if you complain about a dishwasher I’m going to ask what you expected oops I use my upgraded one yeah give me iron give me

Iron maybe he was expecting the Jason M dishwasher Jason that sounds like a good idea Jason mamora that sounds like a good time a Jason M MOA dishwasher but I mean come on some people just ask some people just ask for there’s no iron anywhere there’s coal but no

Iron I don’t want coal I want Iron bre iron bre this is co no iron I don’t see any iron and I got my eye on this place what’s this this is a nice place where did he go where did he go where where did he go where did he

Go where did he go so right sh sh my PC only puy you you’ll upset my PC he can’t handle much he just a small guy my PC only a small guy he can’t handle much you’ll upset him shush where do you find iron you bought a GPU though no I got

Given it for free cuz someone else upgraded so some one else upgraded uh my sibling upgraded this setup so I got given I got given their old dpu man what the hell how am I going to do this oh I’ve got an idea Yay cool now how do I get one down I don’t think I can what GP are you running um currently um a 710 um but I have to install a 750 it’ll be my first time installing a GPU um so I’m excited I don’t have anything to stand

On maybe this this high no this one this one will give me the height I need yay two pieces of iron nice what do I make with my two pieces of iron what do I make with two pieces of iron I don’t know what to make with my two

Pieces of irion 710 stop laughing at me welcome back Alan welcome back Alan as you can tell Samantha is bullying me for my CPU my CPU is just a little guy stop bullying him you’ll make him very sad he can’t handle much oh red stone do you see the red stone is

That the Deep dock have I found a deep dock not a 110 or anything a 710 yeah cuz I’ve got a 750 I need to install oh iron I found the I found a booty everyone I found our booty booty has been located everyone oh everyone the booty has been

Located everyone I am lost oh I know I am oh but it’s night time stop bullying her thank you Alan thank you Alan Alan’s a real G yes I’m at the stop bullying me you’re being really mean you’re hurting my feelings there any mobs down

Here yes let me up let me up I’m scared you know 1080 800 lb yeah um rent kind of hi yeah sleep yeah um ble neck the next component my CPU is pretty good I’ve been told I’ve been told my CPU is good um and my CPU can handle a lot of stuff

Catch Me If You Can loser oh you healed yeah I’ve been told my CP you can handle stuff um what’s your other specs oh I can’t remember off the top of my head um I’ve been told my my CPU could um handle a decent graphics

Card off top of my head I can’t remember um I can tell you off the stream if you want I can if you send me a message does this guy keep following me hey hey hey since you like fire so much why don’t I beat you up with it die epic

Beans yeah if you mened me off the stream um I want to get back into doing stuff um so there’s a thing called task manager yeah got post on Discord for posterity yeah I’ll post my specs on my Discord server Samantha are you in my Discord

Server Alan should join as well we are very cool in the Discord server but if not that is okay because I’m not on there very much I could probably do with some more wood I’m not oh you should be you should be I was researching hiccups actually

Cuz people were question people um were questioning why I hiccup so much and I looked it up and apparently it’s something about the diaphragm so I was like okay I have a wonky brain and the wonky diaphragm I’m just full on wonk DX D A has a great tool also also great tool

For checking out B really oh oh okay uh if you want I can send you my I can send you the link saman if you want I’ve not heard about DxD D DX a I did duck jack duck jack oh oh thank you thank you thank you can I pin things

On no can I pin things on mobile yeah we thank you oh Lifesaver this is why this is why you’re my moderator yeah you run the r menu ah okay I’ve only ever used task manager for that stuff and it’s like okay I can do

That but I’m not sure I want to do it on stream I am working on some bits and Bobs I have this midet direct X Diagnostics oh okay oh that makes sense I have this [ __ ] Discord account I think you have my do you have my

Current I think I think you have my personal one which I don’t which I don’t really want to use for Content stuff anymore so it is not getting used much um do you like my melon stash he’s a good melon stash oh we can the melon the melon is melon I need a

Hoe okay hoe time it’s time to hoe everyone get your hoe on for the ho Showdown where’s my hoe oh such a cute little hoe aren’t you her nickname on my Discord is M SW samanta let me just let me um right okay everyone this feather here is Samantha

Okay stay with me here stay with me here um let me put some stuff back okay this oh yeah okay everyone this little feather here is Samantha okay stay with me here for this analogy yeah it’s hard time is the [ __ ] ho I love it right everyone right okay this feather Isa stay

[Laughter] there at least I have a use I’m useful with the song release yes the I I listen to it that was really good now I want I want my melon give me melon cow move out the way you’re not the main character here melon is yeah ho time yeah let will be

Hoes boom yeah yeah perfect more melons yeah never enough my melon Shrine is going to grow big and strong I will create a shrine for all the melons of the world right where’s my iron where did my where was my iron is it here yes I found my iron my iron is

There that will be a problem please fall off the cliff I would be very happy if you fell off the cliff you Menace hey you jump jump do it jump jump jump how do I make a bow and arrow yeah yeah like that zombie is that iron down there oh I think it

Is it would probably be easier to go down there should I just go down there I think the universe wants me to go down there I’m probably going to die melon iGo I should I should I should should I just go down I think I’m going to die

Everyone pray for me okay pray for me hey where is it we where is it I lost it where’s me iron is it not here did I get bamboozled you s me a blocked on T did I block you on Twitter why did I block you on Twitter where where is the

Iron I came for iron I do not see Iron why you sharing that 18 plus oh oh yeah cuz you were doing that 18 plus grind set who’s doing that glow squid help help help someone’s out for my for my death where am I where am I where am I where am I

Where it was you holy moly it was you oh no he’s going to [Laughter] jump embrace your new home this is my new home with the glow quit hi screw Hi how are you today I jumped down to get iron but it kind of failed and now I’m

Lost I think my home is up there I think I’m going to have to just go for it because I’m just getting hungry and my health is not going up I didn’t bring any food I think I’m going to have to just go for it there’s a zombie in there

Though I think we’re going to have to just go for it wish me luck everyone I recognize it home I’m going home holy moly holy moly holy moly holy quick a go away nice you had a buck roulette seems what’s Buck what’s what’s what what what is Buck

Roulette I’m not I’m not spitting you on you I am asserting my dominance as rightly so if you want to I’m killing you with what you are oh no creeper go away oh my melon creeper you’re making me desert my melon I hope you’re aware of what you’re doing no stay

Away I’m too powerful for you a game really oh maybe I should look it up I’ll look it up then he went under and was never seen from again let me get my melon please no do not kill the melons you can kill the houses but don’t kill the

Melons why are you guarding my melons why are you ging my melons hey come here come here good boy good boy no is that it’s the feather we threw off the cliff hey come here come here good boy good boy good boy come on come on come on come on good boy

Come on come on come on check there’s no drowns come on come on good boy come on come on this guy moves so slow okay this should be enough Andy table toora ooh oh I’ll have a look at that then the group still up there yeah he

Clueless I’ll have a look at it then that sounds fun right time to beat hose oh yeah oh dear dear give me the XP why is my health not regenerating I find that quite rude regenerate and then we’re going to go cave caving again I found it I found it yay yay Yay yay I got me some iron for to aome aome aome a some mus mus mus okay more melon oh is today my birthday H yeah H yeah iron iron and I need sticks and I can make let’s make two of these oh no you have to smelt

It do I have any of my wooden tools yeah I’ve got one wooden tool put in some sticks of the health recoveries of pack of cigarettes really no Minecraft seems cool I I’ll check it out for next time then I’ll have to check it out for next time

Then I’ll check it out for next time suicidal Pig suicidal Pig here comes the rain it comes the rain I’m checking you out what what what is my Bed Burning still I can’t see from here I don’t know if my bed is burning yes it is hey I need one more hey hey

Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice okay what you making I don’t know originally I was going to make a shrine but then someone said play the game normally so now I’m playing the game like it should be played we’ve got iron originally we were making a shrine

Because the server I normally play on is down what was I doing I should be making torches I have four torches is this tree growing yet no oo oh I’m out of food let me go eat some melon oh man it’s been on 2 hours time FS when you’re having fun as

They see and I am having problems but time is still flying I am exploration lot of coal lot of coal lot of coal here damn perfect place for kidsy doy doy there’s so much like a playground okay I have stolen all of its natural resources like a true

Brit I have made my country proud chicken hello I did not expect to see you here oh it’s night time nice just missing the flag yeah yeah I should probably do that I should probably get a flag look at that nut look at that nut he burning good sucks to be you I

Guess his cousin still alive jome a Jerome a Jerome look at me when I’m talking to you Jerome ain’t jering anymore he just didn’t no away from the melon sir away from the melons our spiders chickens yeah away from the melon away from the melons come on come on come on aw

Come away from the precious cargo come on come on don’t try and Escape come on away good follow me follow me follow me follow me yeah come on away from the precious cargo good good good spiders are just Monster chickens okay and that is the truth spiders are Monster

Chickens and if you don’t believe me um read a book because I am definitely correct I am always right yeah monster chickens that reminds me that reminds me um that reminds me so I was in a meeting and um I was in a meeting just doing the

Regular meeting and it was my turn to talk and just as I was halfway through it I wanted to say a spider just came down and it was like a few inches from my face so I jumped back said oh that’s a spider finish my piece my finish my

Pieces quickly as possible and then started sorting it with my shoe and you know what people people said do you know what people said do you know what they said one of the senior people I work with sent my friend a message saying make sure she’s still

Alive and that she hasn’t been eaten by the spider upon finding out I have not been eaten by the spider good does she have spider powers if she does we can sell her off as a circus attraction and get extra funding I forgot to get torches my my co-workers are trying to

Sell me off so get extra funding as a circus attraction words of wisdom they’re not wisdom that words of wanting to make me suffer those are not words of wisdom if your coworker or your friend is being hunted down by a spider you help you do not encourage the spider or

Consider about selling her off I almost got sold over the period of time that I said nothing it was because I was trying not to be sold off terrible terrible day and you know what when the other people heard about this story they encouraged it I’ve not found a single person who

Was on my side that day everyone just wants to sell me off you’re getting along well no no it’s traumatizing it’s very traumatizing um someone made me host one of the meetings because they thought it would be funny to hear me say everyone’s names and they wanted me to do it

Alongside the guy with the lowest voice cuz they thought that would be hilarious they thought it would be funny and so they made me host it was painful was it it was well considering afterwards the guy came around laughing I I think he must have had some enjoyment out of

It he was like oh you did good and then laughed so you know he’s been trying to assign everyone um like radio show positions he’s he’s he’s been picking out some people to do meetings who he thinks would sound good on a radio show and he’s like oh you have a um a

Voice it’s it’s like um you could do like a radio show he’s decided I would be good doing like like a relaxing a relaxing thing do you all think I should get into ASMR and relaxing nighttime content do you think I would be good am I relaxing do I soothe your

Brains right what’s a tree I can kill though I Ser your [Laughter] brains indeed relaxing wait really am I I thought that guy was having a l am I am I relaxing die maybe I should take up ASMR I think that would be fun hi tree kisser it’s better than jam

On bread what jam on bread is lovely I like jam on bread bro are you dissing my boy jam on bread this is heartbreaking a maybe I should take up ASMR then I reckon I could beat up my microphone cutely why did I make wood I don’t need wood I have lots of

Stuff what am I doing okay and then throw this stuff in here throw that throw that uh that so what happens to my enemies it’s getting dark isn’t it hey it’s almost night time yeah it’s getting orange let me let me Sleep so what’s marmalade I don’t like marmalade I don’t like marmalade actually oh m mamade it’s like jam but orange it’s it’s like orange flavored gem um I don’t like it some people do I am not one of them if you like momade you do but I don’t want to know I am

Not I like orange but not orange Jam okay where are we headed that’s a bit dark that’s a bit duck lots of coal I think I’ve rubbed enough natural resources for a while I don’t think I need to right now Hi friend Hi friend yum the blood of Innocence why is it

Shiny here ooh lava ooh iron I didn’t announce at the stop when I made this world I called it beeswax so if you like this playr then you should ask for more beeswax and you should include no context so no one knows what you’re on

About and I think that’s the best way to go about this oh oh you’re mean are you you’re mean are you oh there’s nothing here okay I just stop people from spawning here okay I think oh oops never mind sorry to disturb you I think I will head

Home if I can find my way home I will go there there there’s the way home this is the way home you wanted a hug he ain’t getting one he ain’t getting one I’m sorry I can’t hug everyone Maron maybe next playthrough of beeswax um we will build a melon

House and then if I get hungry I break the walls I could probably do it um yeah so back to the uh back to the screen oh oh hold on there build stone bear Stone bear or Iron Man yeah I can build an Iron Man do

You like my new background Stone B yeah do you like my new background I couldn’t get the chat boook to work properly today so I just made the background [Laughter] this is my new background you’re all my background now you’re all my accessories [Laughter] now it’s nice very chic thank you thank

You maybe next time we will build an Iron Man there we go maybe next time you will build an iron man this has lasted longer than I thought it wh um I thought this would be shorter yeah I thought this would be a l to if you had a big green

Background what is it green for you is it green for you what it’s not had a beard You’ be laughing in it all day I’d love a beard I’d love a beard maybe maybe make an overlay and give myself a beard maybe I’ll do that for next

Stream I’ll give myself a beard that’ be lovely do you seriously have a green background no I’m just an accessory no you’re you’re more to me than an accessory you’re more to me than an accessory should I put my background back on my background music yay I need

To change it it was when I originally put it on it wasn’t copyright but now it’s saying copyright maybe I should change it I keep thinking I should see if I could get a custom one made um maybe we’ll see it’s a classic it is a classic but it’s now showing up

Copyright and it’s annoying me because it’s on every single video and that’s really annoying so I might see if I can get a custom one made what do you think what do you think what you think it would sound like a custom one cuz I could probably

Commission it can remix it and make it your own I could do I could do or I could try and make my own we could have like a music making stream and I could try and make my own it will probably go terribly [Laughter] but I reckon we could do

That I reckon that would be possible a lowkey t just just looping in the back funny meat noises I maybe maybe like a like a like a rap a rap a rap beat I don’t know about me noises in the background I would get I would be very confused I

Think if I had that picturing you in a sound I think I do post a lot of I do Post quite a few shorts of noise random noises I make in stream um I think I’ve said the reason for it before um I have a bad memory and can’t remember what

Goes on in Stream So when I watch the vs back for clipping ideas it’s like I’m watching it for the first time I have no idea what’s going to happen so I just clip I hear something and I’m like oh that’s funny I’ve seen

The Bell is always on the Bell is on the Bell is on yes we love the magic bell we love the magic bell sometimes I hear notifications for things and sometimes I don’t I wish it was consistent there’s probably a way I’ve not looked into it

Maybe i’ I’d probably be good on a soundboard I’d probably be good on a soundboard we’ll have to see just does anyone remember you know when I had my keyboard when I had my piano keyboard does anyone remember that so that was fun that was fun let’s do a react stream

With your first stream test oh but surely I’d say I’m still too new I’d say I’m still too new to react back to my first stream there’s a lot of mistakes I make now that I did back then um but is that something you’d want

To see I I would have thought in that something to do in the future when when I’m a bit better I wouldn’t have said I’m that good yet um and I’d like to be better at doing this sort of thing before I go back and look at the

Past ideally I would be better at streaming hell yeah write it down write it down write it down only as a future idea only as a future idea right now that’s not something I look into doing I still make a lot of Ricky mistakes I’d say I’m still

New um wish she put I will I don’t know if I’ve ever said I might have done um but I’ve taken Like official DCM um memory tests I’ve taken Like official DCM memory tests I’m not sure if it is the DCM but we were studying the DCM at the

Time um and we were given some official memory tests like a whole load of them cuz our teach our psychology teacher thought it would be fun to do when we were studying neurology I I School the lowest in the class I got I got you know when you have to

Remember um there was one where you have to remember bits remember like random words and there was one where you have to remember numbers um I can fit in my brain the number of numbers I can fit is one above medically concerning you’re supposed to remember seven plus

Or minus two and if it’s anything less than that it’s concerning and if it’s anything higher than that you’re considered really um good memory and I scored of five so I’m still an average but I’m still an average but I can only remember five things at a time

I’m super intelligent in other things though like um I I have my pcks I have my pucks I’m running on oil I heard you can make cars run on vegetable oil that’s what I’m running [Laughter] on world politics and humanitarian issues there’s a lot of world politics and humanitarian

Issues in the world and I am I I am not the creator of any of them I promise I haven’t caused any humanitarian issues today I I am I am not the harbinger of chaos today what’s your thoughts on global warming beach [Laughter] beach I like the

Beach I like the beach I like summer I like the beach I like summer and flights are expensive that that is my thoughts that is my thoughts on global Waring there’s other stuff too but um on a local scale oh Alan’s back hi Alan we’re just about to finish welcome back welcome

Back um has everything been okay scuff wise I think everything’s been okay have you been able to hear the Minecraft cuz before in the last stream I had to mute because I didn’t know what was going on I had to mute everything um I found out what the issue was after the

Stream when I was closing my PC down I found the issue um to link my stream and to get like the chat box and everything I have to open up a separate instance of watching my stream on YouTube and then um it was just playing that and you could just hear the [Laughter]

Playback oh Alan you’ve not in this is my this is my real form you’ll have to ignore the back of my hair it’s a little bit bouncy look the side I get from what I can notice nice nice brilliant brilliant that is good I don’t know when the next stream

Will be um I want to stream more I’m thinking I have to learn to say no because I’ve been wanting to stream for a while but I’ve accidentally got myself into quite a few things and whenever I go to stream people like can I talk to

You so I need to learn to say no today I did I said I said I said um that I was going to head off early so I could go to sleep at at 6:00 but it means that I could do this this and that makes me

Happy so I’m happy that I’ve got to stream again I’ve been happy I want to stream more I just need to find the time but I’m going to make time I’m going to make time yeah I’ll make time and then hopefully we can all hang out a bit more

That would be good I like this Z of that so um it has gone um XX9 so I will be heading off for tonight um thank you for coming thank you it means a lot to have people here today um if you’ve taken any Clips I would love to see them and

Say no no why no pleas [Laughter] no difficult to cat again yeah nice to see you again too bye-bye everyone byebye thank you for coming Byebye