Minecraft KurbStomp Grind

Oopsy Poopsy what the [ __ ] I need to make a command that posts this from my dream deck thingy I don’t have to do it yeah bobi top rope catch a Vibe I swear when I drive 69 Ferg you’ve done it Ferg’s done it Ferg’s reward is my

Respect I know it doesn’t seem like much 96 oh my God 48 oh my God he’s going crazy over here Colton how’s the finger I tried to take a picture of it today but I can’t get the focus from my phone on it you watched the street fight no I didn’t I forgot

To son of a [ __ ] Ferg Bobby Kilik Kapowski nice hat brosi thank you Cirby Dry Dock in my head it’s crazy how’s everybody’s day going today my wife asks what the [ __ ] why you have a turban on your head yeah it’s just a pink turban takes a long time to weave

It on you know takes a while it’s like Prett they’re pretty long like 20 feet long they do take a while to do so yeah yeah yeah how’s everybody’s day been today uh yeah I cut my finger at work I don’t think it’ll show up ISO welcome in it’s like literally halfway through

The nail it’s pretty crazy let’s see if I can get it to focus in this light here instead finish the first life is strange about half an hour ago oh [ __ ] that’s pretty good where’s my finger but you can sort of see it here’s a gift for you Colton and

Bobby you can see what it looks like Bo curb cutting his finger off oh it could be anyone Boomer curb cutting his finger off it’s uh still attached accidentally cut it for time off for morua I still worked dude I still worked I had a Band-Aid on it it all day

And then I took it off at the end of the day to wash it and clean it and everything and I was turning off the faucet and I was shaking my hands off you know to get the water off and I [ __ ] hit the the tap with my finger

Oh my God brutal I’ve done that many times okay well you’re a veteran of slicing your hand Isa what can I [Laughter] say oh [ __ ] still sucks about infinite wealth though I know dude oh my God I just got a message on Kick actually I do art for gamers and streamers like vtuber

Model logo Banner overlay emotes animation and more I would like to see I would you I would you like to see some of my work we are running a new year discount over 50% off add me on Discord nah where’s that ban button should I pin that message no I’ll delete

It I thought it was going to look worse than that still look painful oh it hurts I’ve worked with a razor knif KN for over 25 years exactly 50% off that’s a steal for Phil so did anyone watch the the Boogie documentary by Mike Clum the sad downfall of uh Boogie the sad

Whatever it’s called that guy’s doing a DSP documentary now oh my God it’s going to be good stuff I’m excited I’m excited I’m excited uh tomorrow if I do feel like streaming after work I’m going to do Yakuza I’m going to yaku it up so I got

To get through so I can get to H Supernova thank you thank you oh my god thank you for the sub that’s crazy nine months oh baby welcome in how are you today Supernova Colton I don’t have any water but I’ll open my energy drink I got a

Haircut I need a haircut big time Big Time I haven’t been to work at the office in over a month so I haven’t had a chance to get my haircut which is okay cuz the office sucks but whatever my hair was all matted so I had

To had to cut them out o that’s not good nacho what does that mean what is the 60 mean I don’t get it nacho oh it’s BTV oh BRB says nacho damn the Pokemon Community game is still going good gravy I haven’t went and gotten a

Haircut in like 10 years oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it cost me like 23 but so worth it that’s not too bad I pay more than that but Canadian I guess so less than that um but yeah we’re going to do some Minecrafting uh I wanted to do a mob grinder but then

I was like didn’t I find like a skeleton spawner down in the down in the mine six is right above a y on the keyboard so 6 o equals yo oh I’m waiting for my bestie to wake up are you now do you have a parachute in the Stream title I do I

Do so that’s when I was going to be doing a mob grinder and they were going to be freef falling you know but then I was like oh I think I found a skeleton spawner so I’ll do it that way instead uh yeah anyways yeah yeah yeah hopefully tomorrow will be some

Yako so I could use some kzing for sure like a dragon you know we’ll be like like a dragon these nuts wait sorry that was gross uh I want to also change up the channel Point redemptions I want to I have an idea they live in Sweden so

They are asleep oh so many swedes like Eternal K is from Sweden oaro got to get Kirby man Ino yes yes yes I know Kil kabowski oh my God we’ve inched inched closer to getting a level two hype trade going on still at work was trying to say 69 in BRB but it

Didn’t work out you’re still at work oh my gosh nacho okay well enjoy your time at work sorry you got beat though by Ferg he said 69 first so oh [ __ ] thank you five Bitties that didn’t even move it 1% thank you killik Kapowski I appreciate that I’m in a

Group chat and everyone in is from Sweden so half the time I can’t understand them oh yeah yeah yeah classic Swedish exactly uh uh yeah so I’m going to have to look around for my skeleton spawner I think it’s down in the dungeon somewhere but yeah I want to do uh

Channel Point Redemption for uh drink water that I’ll I’ll actually drink the water I’ll have water but I I have an idea for a sound I want to play oh thank you thank you for the Bitties all right 14 Bitties um I was laughing about it when

I was thinking about it at work it’s from a cartoon that maybe show off yeah exactly showing you up kilig Kapowski um that maybe well I don’t know maybe people have seen it it’s called Home Movies got to go do things before I can be back bye I’m out now so that’s okay

Uh there’s a cartoon called home movies and it’s created it was the it was a show that was done by the creator of Bob’s Burgers a long time ago and there’s a a there’s a coach mcer set a line in there that was making me laugh a

Lot today when I thought about it so I’m going to get that when I set up the sound alert properly for it because I wanted to well I guess I could just do one sound alert I was hoping to play a random sound alert but uh yeah anyways U we’re going to play

Some Minecraft enough babblin I was watching the gummy bears on the week like the gummy bears like gummy bears bouncing here and there and everywhere high adventure that’s beyond compare we are the gummy bears oh my God I love that show do you remember watching that at Grandma’s house I

Do not a show off if I ran out of bits that’s okay we’ll allow it uh how do I sound let me know how Minecraft sounds dooky have a problem woo something awful why does it say something awful up here that’s weird no game sound eh oh yeah yeah yeah

Yeah I probably I’ve not gotten into Minecraft for months hey me neither been following this tur for like five years and give 900 bits I know dude why you got to do that all right let’s see here the cam link you can’t hear that that’s not coming

Through that is summing up all the new updates yeah basically H looks like it should be coming through I wonder why it’s not it’s on stream track one it’s not muted oh here we go okay can you hear it now can you hear me now oops wrong

Keyboard the king is paks a cat Welcome in paks a cat hello still no game audio what the [ __ ] are you screwing with me now or paks a cat paks the cat Um oh there oh you can hear it now okay good okay okay okay okay I was like what I don’t know how to fix it oh I was going to say let me let me snooze this here I’m going to snooze this the oh [ __ ] I did it again I snoozed the ad

Break but I was going to ask you guys should I change the ad breakes from one every 10 minutes a 30 second ad this is mostly for people that aren’t subbed but what do you what would you prefer if I did one every 10 minutes 30 seconds

Assuming you’re not subbed one every 10 minutes for 30 seconds or like every hour I do a thre minute break that’s like just three minutes in a row what would you prefer let me know oh God excuse me every hour you think that’s better Bobby PS a cat every hour

Seven every 10 minutes CED that’s a little extreme isn’t it piz cat I sent you a picture on Discord did you look at it I click away when I see ads well I mean you don’t see them on here but I mean like if I was to if you weren’t

Subbed would it be better if I did it that way like once an hour I mean right now everybody said every hour so I’m going to change it to every hour should I change it right now no I’ll do it later I’ll do it later uh yeah single player uh here we

Go that’s why I pay for YouTube as well I’m considering getting YouTube so I can like listen to YouTube videos while I’m working without having the screen on yes to your picture that’s what I thought so I did a little playing offline nothing major I made a little leaf fence around my

Area here so I can get down to the dungeon add me to your family plan what family plan you cheated on us yes looks major to me no I just made these and I made Leaf stairs so I could go down and I made a leaf wall here that’s all I

Did that’s all I did and I installed OptiFine today so we’re optim optimally fine right now oh I forgot which way to go here we go so I think I found a mob spawner down here somewhere so let’s take a Peak ski CU if I did then I’m going to use

That to make a I hope it’s skeleton though what the hell was that oh an Axel’s caught in the staircase that’s too bad you should do rlcraft hardcore I was going to do rlcraft wouldn’t I just do vintage story I’m more of a vintage story enjoyer I’m going to put my haircut in

The Discord so y’all you all can see it all right all right all right oh that was a crackling okay so I oh I found a mine down here that’s what it was you guys will see me IRL I mean I saw you from before I can add you to my family plan

See if you like it oh I don’t have any torches I have one torch oh there’s nothing down here I think I need to uh make some torches so I can investigate this place just need your email family plan for what not in the mood for Minecraft I’m

I’m not in the mood for Minecraft I’m getting on myself now wait you’re getting you’re not in the mood for Minecraft but you’re going to get on anyways that’s crazy oh wow I only have four hit points or five hit points what the f YouTube music is good

Too I’m now in the mood for for Minecraft okay I see yeah I mean I liked it better when my music was not in YouTube like I have all my music was through Google Play and then they’re like we’re getting rid of Google Play music

So um make sure you start to use YouTube music and I was like I don’t want to use YouTube music I’m making turkey and swiss cheese croisant and ham and American cheese croissant oh numy num num I use YouTube music what I don’t like is what I did was I ripped all my

CDs this was a mistake on my part I shouldn’t have done this I ripped all my CDs and Google was like Hey upload your music to YouTube to Google to Google Music music and then you have your MP3s wherever you want and we’ll match them so like if you have an album will

You’ll just get you won’t use your shitty MP3s you’ll use our high quality versions so yeah do that so I was like okay sounds good so I like put them all on the you Google music and then when I go to listen to them I’m like oh they’re all

Edited that is so not cool you should seen me on New Year’s I drank half a C4 Canon my bestie said I was too crazy what’s C4 I’m not familiar with C4 oh is that an energy drink can’t stand free Spotify I don’t use Spotify at all I’m just a boomer I guess

It’s a monster but other flavors I do know what C4 is I think I had one actually I think it’s American but I think my local canco has them so since they add songs automatically and you you don’t want in playlist you create and if you delete one it adds a

New song you don’t want oh on free Spotify that’s cuz free Spotify has to operate like a radio station kind of where you don’t get to choose what you listen to that’s why you have they want you to pay for it okay maybe I’ll put H I’m not going to offhand the

Torches right now oh the Pokemon Community game is still going excuse me my apologies oh I didn’t make a pickaxe [ __ ] and I brought all this [ __ ] down here with me God damn it God dang it is there not or was was there oh God my work is giving me more hours nice

So do you like that work more than your old work I mean I’m going to have to guess yes cuz you did not seem to enjoy your old job seemed like they were kind of rude to you There free the Axel autle I got to free that Axel autle tany welcome in tancy I don’t know where it went oh there it is it’s in its little pool he’s cool don’t worry oh he has a little hiding place that’s what it is or should I catch

Him I can’t catch him is that because he’s too big there we go I got him should I put him in this pool instead there we go it’s a bit of a nicer little area for him so tank I didn’t look at my finger till this morning like I cleaned it but I

Didn’t really look at it because it was bleeding so much you know so I just put a Band-Aid on it and everything so I looked at it this morning I actually cut halfway through my fingernail widthwise so that was pretty cool when I saw that I was like oh no

Wonder it hurts so much yikes is Right yikes is Right tank gets these VIP picks I didn’t send him a pick I’ve never sent tank a pick I don’t think why don’t I know the story you weren’t streaming if you streamed maybe I’d tell you all right let’s uh empty the pockets a

Bit here pockets are too full of baloney we keep the Bread Clay sh keep the shovel yeah Cobble deep slate yeah all this [ __ ] can go away yeah me and my cousin acally stabbed her finger with a knife as a kid you stream for for the both of us

Besides I don’t want picks see you see what he’s doing there he’s trying to do the old General Diamond what’s going on um tank is doing the old reverse psychology like I don’t even want your pics sorry General Diamond I apologize I’m streaming to Twitch as well so I uh

I uh I missed your message till now welcome in tank was playing the uh old GTA the that guy roach W raid what’s going on that guy roach you only just now typed oh perfect then I didn’t you weren’t sitting there waiting for a reply that’s beautiful doing the old I’m not looking

At some nasty sker cut on your finger it’s beautiful it’s beautiful what did I come up here for hey Bale oh wait I got so much wheat right here trying to make that bread you know I’m from diamond oh Diamond were you streaming can you raid on YouTube is

That even possible man I really hate being at work and having to do work could be anyone come on now I’m doing a live stream where I raid small streamers and bestow a gift of viewership up upon you oh I see yes you can raate on

YouTube I think I dealt with my first Karen yesterday your first of many ISO games with the dookie Emoji oh my God thank you so much how do you even raid on YouTube oh is it still like you have to be mutually following each other and stuff like

That you have to be cool oh right I see that’s why it’s never happened to me or I’ve never done it I get it I get it I get it all right let’s see what’s going on in this m shaft need to have raids on Diamond’s a

Great guy but has pineapple and pizza though are you Canadian Diamond because that’s very Canadian type of pizza I don’t dislike pineapple pizza oh this is a cool little dungeon oh look free diamonds baby to share the link with the chat we had a guy once who didn’t like his drink

Who didn’t like that his drink didn’t have ice before he left the dumped the drink on the window and threw the cup out and yelled about it cool that’s a cool thing to do that’s a Hawaiian pizza but it was created in Canada dude Hawaiian pizza was created in

Canada ooh a golden apple e pineapple cucumbers better come on Bobby off work time to go eat my sesame chicken lur all right could be anyone take it easy enjoy your chicken oh I hear a spider spider spawner somewhere he’s teaching you Ryan yes I’m teaching you because I’m

Canadian there’s a spider I see it spider [ __ ] what’s he doing hey where you going hey this butthole wait you’re actually Canadian yeah yeah absolutely you’ll never get me to eat pineapple why what pineapple delicious why pence in invented in chatam Ontario yeah yeah it’s Canadian that’s what I’m

Saying oh my God look at this it’s so bright in here with all these um Vines one of these days curb will get that cucumber on his pizza cooked cucumber dude ow I don’t think so what’s in this thing some [ __ ] swinging berries right there

Dude not cook the F oh you put it on afterwards is that what you’re doing I like pineapple on Pizza we’ve been over this I’m sorry that I forgot your desired Pizza preparation technique yo this m shaft goes on for a while zombie spider I want Bob to be my personal

Chef hope you like pepper I only like cheese pizza oh that’s like the vanilla ice cream of pizza hey you [ __ ] guy rude were the pepper politicians the pepper politicians eh never heard that before oops I’m getting lost down here oh [ __ ] no oh my Lord pineapple good on pizza

A oh I see what you’re saying you’re saying a like Canadian but that’s not how it’s I didn’t get it because that’s not how it’s written a is written eh I get it now though oh God why did he [ __ ] lag out there slam this spread down your

Gullet is there like a spawner around here or something no ooh more loot hey e e yeah ISO no ISO knows he’s a can a Canadian boy oh my God [ __ ] spider webs dude I so don’t trust myself in M shafts yeah me neither I am Canadian

Ryan I’m scared why you’re surrounded by Canadians but we’re the nicest people on Earth don’t you know in um in the game civilizations if you play as the Canadian leader you cannot declare war on another country it’s just not part of our makeup you get lost yeah like me right now I’m totally

Lost oh look at this [ __ ] oh hello goodbye oh there’s so much green underground now that I look around a corner I’m like oh there’s a creepy boy canads are all nice till you mess with hockey or beer um I haven’t watched hockey in a long time I um canceled my cable television

Subscription so I don’t have cable anymore so there’s no real hockey games to watch unless you have cable more or less and uh as for the beer eh I seed years ago that had a m shaft under spawn nice love the old UND spawn Min shaft I think I want this Redstone right

Here okay am I going to be able to find my way out of this place I’ve been here obviously okay I think this is the first one that I came across yeah there’s the one with the the golden apple that I didn’t take oh there’s my diamonds that I

Saw yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no skeletons in here that’s nice should I look at that Enderman in the eye I lost it and after the game had a big update it changed the seed oh yeah with the uh what’s it called the caves what was it called what was that update

Called I don’t even remember caves and tunnels something part one where they were like this is too much content let’s break it into two updates it’s just too much content caves and cliffs why didn’t I remember that caves and tunnels what the crap oh well dang it I didn’t want to have to

Ah crappers I was hoping there was a spider spawner or a skeleton spawner that I found in here I swear there was one down here I remember finding one and putting torches all around it but was that just like at the one of the mine shafts or something like

That and they’re still behind on stuff even splitting yeah I know dude fucking’s terrible oh it’s hard my finger is sore it’s hard to it’s not hard to play but hurts a bit playing where did I come into this place was it this way they still not giv us bundles yeah

That that’s so crazy but aren’t they in like aren’t bundles in the game if you do um the snapshot yes they are yeah that’s weird oh [ __ ] oh here we go okay in Java well Java is the way you want to play anyways so far as you

Know maybe it was down here cuz I blocked this off no I don’t think so it’s another area lava let me check if they didn’t Bedrock I maybe in the like experimental whatever that they do do oh baby I was um you know that’s what I’m checking

Yeah yeah um at work I was like I’m so [ __ ] tired I don’t know if I want to stream when I go home but then I was like I haven’t streamed yet oh yeah happy New Year everybody uh uh but I was like I haven’t streamed yet this

Year and I was like H I don’t know and then when I was at work I was just like man it’s still [ __ ] up I was like you know what if I’m going to become a full-time dude doing this oh this meets up down here oh Bedrock Minecraft is better is what I

Would say if it was actually better elix welcome in dude welcome in um I was like I can go to my job every day that I don’t want to go To uh so I can I can stream Minecraft if I’m tired so yeah that’s kind of my feeling now however uh-oh this is the butt part of the uh message however there are some features in Bedrock I want to be in Java like snowy leaves uh or um falling over

Trees what about that one I like that one who wants to bet I have to update Minecraft guaranteed guaranteed you have to update Minecraft how how’s your day been today Helix how’s your New Year treating you should I plant some glowberries in here get the glow going in here you

Know you don’t have to wow lucky what did everybody have for dinner day’s been full of learning how to use a synthesizer o fun spaghetti oh I haven’t had spaghetti in a while we also got potions and cauldrons and we can Dy water in it oh yeah the potions and cauldron seems op

To me a little bit doesn’t it seem op Yeah there are some features that I like but generally I just oh Bedrock [Laughter] G we got better combat uh it Bedrock is harder than Java I will say that for sure I had a way harder time fighting enemies and Bedrock than I did in Java okay

Well should I dig a tunnel this way and see what’s over here besides a creepy boy I should have a bow performance is way better on Bedrock that is also true the Wither and Bedrock will bend you over that’s true get [ __ ] what an idiot oh I got some Gunpowder

Wow all right well there’s nothing worthwhile over here I finished an iron farm earlier when I was doing synth stuff oh [ __ ] we got update 1.21 in the experimental uh what was the yeah you can use autocrafters then I think oh think they’re in there a few villagers didn’t see the light of

Day perfect that’s the way I like it there we go killed my first Wither on bedrock and then went to kill one on Java and got all prepared and it was dead in like no time but our Bedrock is RTX too bad most RTX maps are broken as

[ __ ] um yeah I never tried RTX I don’t know if I can actually oo guns guns guns that was loud mods and Bedrock suck yeah cuz they want you to pay for them okay maybe the maybe the um you can get some for free online Java is where I

Orig oh my God are those coming through jav is where I originally first started playing so it stuck with me that’s where I first started playing too exactly curb no offense I don’t like your Leaf staircas why not what’s wrong with my leaf staircase dude I’m offended there were no real mods for

Bedrock no you have to do them man no seriously I’ll do it manually but seriously is it coming through or not did the guns could you hear the guns command yes thank you kill kaposi best amount of Bedrock I got was a gun mod just for blasting

Fools okay the new copper stuff and a new disc is in it curb is coming hey wait a minute I did no Russian on Minecraft with villagers oh my God classic gaming moment right there now the best one is Origins you love that Origins one oh my God ow

[ __ ] is he coming for pepper yes I love pepper can’t get enough of it it wasn’t so buggy oh we got coral reef over here dang I wish I would have made a note where I saw that spawner well let’s get this coal then you addict can’t help

It I want to I I don’t know why but when I was was getting my energy drink at work today at the gas station or corner store they had I just saw a lottery ticket that was just like it was called like I don’t even know what it was

Called but it had a hamburger on it so I was like oh give me that hamburger right there so stupid I don’t usually buy lottery tickets but I won $4 almost enough to retire with just kidding it’s not enough to retire with I still got to cash in those lottery

Tickets oh you got a winner Bobby got Cinnabon today I haven’t had a cinnamon bun in Forever dude I’m going to be 18 next year the realization hit me first day of 2024 damn uh gezer style right there you w 21 bucks oh [ __ ] was it a scratch scratch ticket

Now I want a cinnamon bun mom made cinnamon buns on her birthday what the [ __ ] she didn’t send me none match the number ones oh I made oh I made Mom oh okay damn I didn’t get any curb I want your Cinnabons hey wait a minute you

Have to sign up for my um VIP Snapchat oh did anyone see they changed the twitch guidelines again today for uh content you can no longer do implied nudity so all those greased up booby streamers have to wear clothing bve child killer that’s definitely true sign up for his only buns yeah

Exactly that is definitely true you visited your mom maybe she would make them for you probably poor Boogie can’t be naked no more oh I know poor Boogie but I mean is it implied nudity if a guy doesn’t have a shirt on I don’t know I don’t know what the ruling

Is but it was more like those other girls with their just greased up boobs you had no bants on oh gross that’s gross dude all right is there a spot somewhere where I can make a mob grinder I want one that I can kill them

Cur has no pants on right now I’ll bet you uh I’m wearing sweatpants does that count he didn’t even have sensor bars on when he stood up what so you could see what what could you see his fully nak self what how did I not see that I don’t want to see that

Actually why did he do that what an idiot I can’t believe he raided me one [Laughter] time he had leaves oh he’s wearing leaves on his genitalia like he was like in the Bible or something like that oh my God disturbing that’s a nightmare Vision right there you

Know okay I got some coal now so that’s good all right where’s my base my base is over there I’ve seen it a few times you saw his fully naked body because people keep sing it they’re like hey Bobby check out this check out this vid and then you’re like

Ah you just use wood man charcoal nah dude I’m an industrialist I don’t use renewable resources have you seen this Resident Evil welcome to K City movie yes I have actually it was actually not that bad what’s even worse it’s in wrestling servers oh my God okay I could build a

Mob grinder over here that spot would be okay but I think I need some more Redstone you with all these weird changes what do you mean what do you mean weird change you going to do a movie night on the Mickey horror movie uh yeah maybe

Um oh what was the one someone someone had just suggested some to do that was a nice combo but I don’t remember what they are now I remember it lay it on me oh Pokemon movie night cocaine bear and blood and honey yes there’s that one too but no no no no

No recently there was someone suggested to the de detective Pikachu oh Jill what about Jill that she’s in it I mean of course they changed it up a bit but it was like the best probably the best Resident Evil movie I did watch it after I triy I tried to

Watch the Resident Evil series which was atrocious so that might have had something to do with that why I liked it poke catch get in there catch a poke I’m saying like there’s all they’re all Pals in a diner well yeah I mean they can’t just make Resident Evil 1 into a

Movie I’m going to fight now fortnite now wish me luck good luck good luck I hope you survive with everything intact okay I have nine Redstone what else do I need to make what do I need this is some trash mix it up did you watch it enchanting

Table dropper is it dropper or dispenser I’m watching it right now oh okay which is the one that you can I’ve never seen anyone use mine C cart with chest as storage that’s a first I just didn’t want to I had them all because I

Am in like a badlands area so I just I have so many so I was just like yo [ __ ] it let me just slap these [ __ ] down and do it that way that makes sense thank you and somewhere I found a skeleton spawner but I don’t know where

So so I want to make a mob grinder and I was like oh I’ll make a skeleton one wait was it in the forest was there a hole in the forest I went in in oh no that’s the nether portal yeah easy here we go make one over the ocean yeah but I’m

That’s what I’m going to do now but like I was saying do I need a dropper or a dispenser but I also think I need Uh H how’s it going to work Though I wanted to make it so I could kill them rather than I want want the EXP you know what I mean but a dispenser is the one I want right I don’t even know how to make a dispenser that means I need I can’t remember I

Need what do I need make the drop 22 blocks high this just feels like someone never knew anything about Resident Evil read a synopsis and wrote a screenplay well they can’t use a video game story to make a movie that would be just terrible um they took elements of it to

Make a movie it won’t kill them just weaken them for you to oneshot them yeah but I need the water dispenser to flush them out which means I need nether Crystal don’t I so I can make um repeaters and stuff which needs means I need to go into the nether which means I

Need oh there’s lava down there I could make it won’t you already got three kills damn you’re you’re slaying it oh wait is it actually do I need smooth Stone you ever fart so hard it crack your back uh I don’t think so that’d be pretty cool

Though God it’s been so long since I made any of this [ __ ] all right let’s make a smooth Stone I don’t like the Villager changes they did to this game I think it sucks smooth Stone [ __ ] it get that out of there make some more they triy to shock you with the big forehead neighbors wear waving at Clara through the window but her [ __ ] forehead is just as high as these people in makeup I don’t remember that you didn’t notice them until I read the

Update yeah me either and then I was like [ __ ] that [ __ ] I can make a blast furnace Okay so smooth Stone was not what I needed yeah I think I need to go to the nether I need nether quartz right which means I need another bucket excuse me

Uh what’s on this book Protection One it’s not that hard to get loads of emeralds so the curing thing doesn’t bother me what mob farm design are you going to make I was is going to make the one where it has all the platforms going up

And then the water pushes them off the edge into the water down below and then they fall through the hole in the middle no I don’t want Auto kill I want to kill them did you hear there’s a wrestler whose entire gimmick is a Michael Jackson impersonator what the hell that seems uh

Bizarre you got me now you feel me dog so he Moonwalks in the ring what the [ __ ] that’s so weird right where’s the uh here we go oh yeah I did this oh so I’m going to need a diamond pickaxe anyway because I have to break these out so he emotes on

His enemies You Ever Seen The Genesis game Michael Jackson’s moon walker where he’s like break dancing all around and then he’ll like do a kick and kill his enemies okay I need to get that those Diamonds oh No the Diamonds though are going to fall I think get a sticky

Piston and you can flip it to be Auto kill versus XP yes yes yes wrestling is so weird I love it I know you love it or like two normal Pistons yeah I had that on the first server wait was it the first server I had it on my um skeleton

Spawner where you flipped a button and you could go from autokill to manual that was a hard one I did it myself like I made I fig I don’t know how I did it but I somehow figured out the way to move the block to make it

From automatic to manual and [ __ ] it took forever cuz I’m stupid oh was there a side entrance or something no wait what’s over here hey I made an ordinary mob farm with the platform up top and water streams that push them down F3 what is this deep slate

Oh oh you can oh oh oh well I’ll be darned there just a slab getting pushed pulled by the Piston yeah but I don’t know how to do redstone so me setting it up was like a feat of like mechanical genius in my opinion yeah I’ve made a few different

Ones my first one was one of the drop style ones where the water was in the corner and it would like push them to the middle and they’d fall and die is this deep slate was it a real question well I was wondering if it was deep slate or um Cobble deep

Slate so yeah it was a bit of a real question okay I think these oh oh okay yeah see that’s what I was thinking right there look at all those [ __ ] down there he saw me I got two diamonds and the other one is going to fall [ __ ] ah here we go

Aha oh you’re in hardcore yeah dude yeah dude I’m in hardcore three diamonds what a lucky day I see why you’re so careful yeah I don’t want to die I’ve never made any progress in hardcore before so yeah I don’t want to die oh I used all my

Torches the closest I ever made was I was on my way To what was I doing I was on my way to light the end portal and then I died like a buffoon falling down a ladder cuz I was trying to be tricky with my ladder building I was pretty pissed off yeah it was pretty sad

I had done everything like oh my God G that was pretty defeating all right so I’m going to make my diamond pickaxe wait no wait I need a stick wait wait I need a stick wait I need a diamond pickaxe a diamond pickaxe everyone I’ve done it

Incredible all right coal in there I should watch this on the 94 in screen good Lord GG thank you GG okay I was going to go get some obsidian you beat the game is that the goal of the game is to get the uh diamond pickaxe I shut the movie off

I didn’t think it was that bad oh is it night time maybe I’ll go sleep first I feel that climbing this tree is going to kill me one time too yoink We should I build the nether portal back there nah [ __ ] it I’m going to build it underground I need your luck more often my luck when did I get lucky oh God creeper boy gu killed four people in a row damn you’re slaying them oh wow oh yeah I’m using a golden

Sword that’s right another creeper oh my God uh leave me alone fools I’m just trying to I’m just a squirrel trying to get his nut does that sound gross you wish me good luck and I just got oh that’s why okay yeah yeah yeah I’m your good luck

Charm you seem to like to nut who doesn’t I think I’ll build the mob grinder over this area here Scrat what does Scrat mean all right hopefully that creepy boy despawned I got way too much luck right now n it’s all skill no luck at all skill times 100 all

Right time to Rob this whole thing first things first let’s do that ow [ __ ] how rude Scrat the squirrel from Land Before Time oh my God I haven’t seen that in so long no wonder should I test my skin on a boss are there bosses in Minecraft um I mean not Minecraft fortnite

Probably that was Ice Age with the s oh Peter Griffin he’s the boss oh was there a squirrel in Land Before Time oh my God I haven’t seen the lamb before time in a long time oh that reminds me who’s seen the movie baby does anyone remember

The movie baby was that what it was called Baby about the like baby brosaurus oh my God I haven’t seen that in Forever seven how many do I need nine in the jungle yeah yeah yeah the blue shards of ass wow what blue shards of ass the movie

Baby what is an ass shard oh my God okay I have nine that’s all I really need had a lot in common with this Resident Evil movie what blowing shards of ass I didn’t think it was that bad I didn’t think it was that bad I lost to the B wow that was

Quick holy i l of MC made a thing for you to look at that is all all you need to make a one hit versus XP pick in the disc Cod okay okay let me look here oh my chest is out here oh what should I take

What am I wearing am I wearing any gold no uh five armor three armor two Armor let’s take the golden pants let’s wear the golden pants into the uh the nether realm let’s take the raw gold 30 minutes in I was bored as [ __ ] well I don’t know what to tell you the other people showed up and I had her minions to deal with so I can’t

Remember this is paused right but I died with 11 kills Escape in hardcore pauses the game right right what’s the only way to tell let’s smelt this gold let’s see if this pauses it because I’m going to Discord to see this picture could be anyone has sent me okay oh I

Can I put you on stream very high tech my piston is extended okay okay I get it so mine was different though because how did oh my okay I forgot I don’t know if you remember could be anyone but mine had it was autokill or manual kill and I

Had a thing blocking and um I also had another piston in the back that would periodically push the items over the block to pick them up sent to you and Helix should I look at it now Hopper does that no but way mine was set up the hopper was out

Front so they were back here and I had like whatever a fence no wait I can’t remember what it was anyways actually I wonder here hold on let’s see if I have it was it here first Minecraft world cbv maybe this is it this I’m trying to find the one where

I was under yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay this is it do you remember when that wiener destroyed the spawn oh there’s my gigantic Wheat Field I’m going to post the new skins I paid for all but one are part of the fortnite

Crew oh I have to what do I have to do open to land allow cheats start land world and then slash game mode creative okay so where was oh yeah over here so this was Buddy burnt this down and then who bid this scarlet and heck rebuilt this and then spawn proof the

Whole thing except there’s one area that’s not spawn proofed I don’t remember where but you could like go underground and there’s like a 100 guys there just ready to Merc you and then we built the this is the memorial right right the love Shrine to show race does

Not matter yep okay there’s the mushroom cuz this is where his base was and we destroyed it oh God hold on a second here what is that oh thank you Bobby that was legendary the boats are floaties yeah and then here’s the Lifeguard Eddie the Ender lifeguard

Oh Whit list this was the Whit list Tori I haven’t seen torfi in forever we gray Cactus and the brother Holmes old tryhard and ac88 oh my God Pockets welcome in Pockets we’re looking at like my first Minecraft server here and over here this was ISO crafts area but then

Someone decided to build too close so he moved Away I’m trying to find my um my uh oh no it was up here right someone built above you oh wait is this not the one that had your name carved in the wall or was this the second version cuz I lost the first one when’s the next MC Sur server so I

Can join I was thinking of that I don’t know new server when I will tear it up well let’s let’s consider it let’s consider it oh yeah Helix you can play on it now okay ISO said to go north from here that would be his new

Base maybe I need to be in spect so I can move faster okay well we’ll we’ll think about it we’ll think about it is this it here is this your new base here let’s consider for now curb will probably quit again in a month no no no no no

No can you join from console no you have to get a computer bedrock and Java don’t play together there’s nothing here [ __ ] that then we aren’t doing it he’s like not today Java only Chad version some of this is going to be the new uh Generation Well I’m sure actually this

Has probably been generated before you are North do I have to go further than this though oh no this isn’t it this is a village over here how are you Pockets happy New Year uhoh fire tick is on baby I was uh lurking in your what was that game my

New base was was like 15K blocks respawn okay I’m not going to go I’m not going to go that far north this guy don’t even know where his own base I know where my base is I was looking for iso’s base I know exactly where my base is don’t don’t worry you

Got to go through here and we’re going to see my nether tunnel that I made I love this nether tunnel wait hello hello smile for me that’s what it was called game mode creative yeah it was very weird here we go hello there we go why

Don’t you just teleport to iso’s X and Y cuz he doesn’t even know what it is okay here’s my NE tunnel that I made look at this beautiful thing here so this is the nether region of it I went 300K blocks good Lord and I had it change up so this was

The blue the Blue Zone [ __ ] hell people screenshot your XYZ dude this server is like three year or four years old there was like two other like worlds after this here’s my pink tunnel this took forever because I lined up all the textures on all the cooked um pink

Terracotta because you have to like face them the right way to get the get them to line up oh my God and then here’s the Sandstone section this is similar to your pink colon true and then who wants to see where snth died and made him quit

Minecraft forever right here I made this drop box here where if you fall down you can survive the fall to get to the uh bottom the only problem is I didn’t close it all the way down so he like landed on the glass and died and then he quit Minecraft

Forever you’re such a troll it was not intentional never forget what is this stuff which so this way you go about a million blocks you get to hex base and then this is the end portal down here I think go back what were you talking about the green stuff the green stuff down

There the glass or whatever in the slin pit yeah this is the slime block so when you land on it you just bounce so you can fall from any height on that and you won’t die not the green [ __ ] well what else there’s just glass the stuff here it’s just

Glass this was made so you could get to the bottom of the the nether easy cuz you could just come in here and fall oh how am I climbing it oh I’m in creative mode I’m like can do anything this is like free building mode yeah there was no way up from down

There you had to climb a ladder to get up anyways let’s look at my base so here was my um enchanting room where I had all my books that I got in here and then this was my base oh come on that’s why I use water well you can’t use water in the

Nether come on send me through [ __ ] thank you okay so here’s my base so this was my automatic wheat wheat farm well got to go guys I might pass out soon all right see you later this was my automat wheat farm so you could plant it and let it grow and

Then you just hit this button and it would send out the water and it would wash away all the crops right out front here and then you could just go slurp them all up slurp slurp slurp and then you can just replant the seeds just like that and then over here

I had my little melon farm this is my my first server build by the way and then this is before I knew about item sorter so I had my item storage up here with all my stuff yeah but have you built an end ship in the Overworld to use as a base no

Okay uh here was my Traders so these were guys that I got trades that I liked and then I would lock them away with trades I like so this is my golden carrot man and I think this was before I knew or maybe no I guess I yeah I did know about

Zombification but I didn’t know you could do it more than once which you can’t do anymore but whatever uh and so this was my item sorter that I made but it only sorts out a few items so you can see here but then I started to work oh here’s my auto

Smelter so you could just put uh anything you wanted smelted up here I think and it would smelt it automatically up for exp down for autocollect I bet you like that golden crat I do and here’s all the [ __ ] dirty ass red stone back here what a

Pain and I thought I had was working on a um Auto sorder or something back here I guess not okay let’s see what else I had in here oh was it up here no I built this on a mine shaft that I found here’s my original item storage I was busy moving

It um over here this is where I grew indoor trees I think oh maybe I got rid of them looks like I got rid of them so this this these were marking this was saying don’t go back here there’s water back here which you’ll see

Why yeah this is like do not break this area you’ll screw up everything uh uh oh and I had an automatic Fisher thing here oh yeah right here this was my automatic fishing thing but it doesn’t work anymore they removed it so that doesn’t work anymore what were those tall skinny trees at

Spawn I don’t know I’d have to go look and see I don’t remember so then you go downstairs here and this was the item this was the uh yeah oh that’s what I had I had a magma block so this is my Skeleton thing my skeleton cuz there’s a skeleton spawner below

Me and you could just stand here and wait for skeletons to show up and then you could just kill them with one chop they look like bamboo but three times the height I’d have to go back and look yeah it was a block swapper so then

It was like this is if you want XP right and you can see the items are back there so if you did this it would push the items out periodically and then if you wanted to just have it kill them automatically you just do it like that and then it puts a

Magma block there way too much work for a mob grinder this I did myself it took a long time for me to do because I’m simple okay and was there anything else oh yeah down here this was all my stuff underground okay so my zombie torture chamber was

Down here oh here was my automatic does this thing work anymore the automatic food planter thing does that work still oh yeah it still does I think Kujo made that for me so you can hear the skeletons falling this was the this was all my block my uh Redstone back here that I

Made to do all that work so there’s three different Pistons yeah it was a whole whole bunch of [ __ ] anyways um okay so down here was my original Farm there’s my other Farm here’s my melon farm um here’s my cattle this is my zombie torture chamber so I’m curing him right now

And then this is my iron my iron my iron farm I made there’s two it’s still working I guess oh this guy landed so he’s going to live yeah it’s still working that’s crazy uh peaceful sound listening spot right here so if you want to hear the

Peaceful sounds you can just stand here there’s a cat in there I didn’t make it high enough for them to die went from HC to server one tour C must be chicken no no no I wanted to show could be anyone my design on my

Um my my block which are there so that’s what that was and then the only other thing I had was in here oh I can’t get in there that way I made a um this was my slime farm oh why is he stuck up

Here so this is a spawn chunk so I made this to get slime balls oh yeah you haven’t seen the surface yet for people that have never seen this that’s my favorite thing I did was up here here’s my bedroom so this is underwater that I

Did and I made my own coral reef right here so I went and got Coral blocks and I made my own coral reef and I brought in I brought in um turtles because there was no turtles here and then this was my Escape Route so yeah this is my little coral

Reef I made this is my vacation house across the way for when I want to go on vacation you know you can just chill out and then here’s my bees that’s where my bees live in there no underwater power thing yeah there’s one a beacon or whatever the hell it’s

Called yep I can swim wherever however I want that was my guest my guest vacation house and then I have my tower here so this is where my mob grinder was made of beautiful polished diorite number one block of all time so the way this thing worked was you come up

Here and you would stand over here and you would so you had a view of the Killing Floor here so you can see it’s working and all the guys are coming down and dying immediately watch dog’s Legion is 8.99 I know it’s crazy cheap dude so you can see I’m getting items

There and what I did with that was if you go to the bottom and you go inside side where’s the entrance over here where’s the entrance oh here I made an item sorder so when they when they die the items fall down this beautiful Acacia Chute and they land right there and

Under that is a hopper and if you go down how do you get into it can’t remember how to get into it now oh oh right here it’s a hidden stairway so this is item sorter so the items come through there’s a if you look behind here there’s um some

Hoppers and then the items sort into these chests so you can come and get your items BV I freed London before I finished the second mission yeah yeah yeah he has not even beat the game but he did everything else yeah so that was my item sorder

Down here and then the only other thing that I have that is in this area is way over here I don’t know why I built it so far from my base but here’s my automatic uh sheep shearing Farm missed the entire story exactly so every time they eat grass the um well it’s obviously not working oh maybe the shears are all broken but in what it’s supposed to be is every time they eat the grass and it changes the uh Observer will see the

Block change and then it’ll Shear them but it’s doesn’t seem to be working there might not be any shears left oh no there’s shears and then what is this this another nether portal and there was something back here too I thought I don’t know anyways that’s pretty much what I

Had going on had a bunch of fun on This Server I want to go see oh yeah and then I I don’t know what I was doing with this just I made it into an excavation that I thought looked cool I guess I don’t

Know but I want to go see what the end portal room looks like I like the gates on the nether portal yeah keep those damn dirty Pig Boys in let’s go see what the nether portal look like this is the tunnel to it what do these say hidden

Messages it was quite a ways to the Nether Portal or not the nether portal the end portal here we go I don’t know what the room looks like oh it doesn’t look like anything I made Stargate Style Iron shields for mine ooh nice um hex base he built a clock that

Will uh at dawn and at what I don’t remember what time sunset and sunrise it would play a musical tone was pretty cool he built his on a mushroom Island anyways let’s go back to the other game first let’s go to my base there we go that was the tour piston pushes the

Blocks into the center to lock it uh rebirth swiftly King ay swiftly King swiftly Viking welcome in we’re just looking at my old server build from a long time ago um yeah and uh I’m trying to go in the nether right now it was much better season 2 yeah I think so

Too let’s just put the portal Right Here Right In The Wall I’m play Minecraft when you started the server you didn’t all right let’s see here oh I was one short son of a [ __ ] all right let’s go get one more so any I got distracted Bobby I was

Saying when you said like we’ll see we’ll see about the server if he quits again in a month I don’t know if you heard at when I first started streaming I was talking about how if I can go to my job that I don’t want to go

To I can manage to play Minecraft on stream which I enjoy as a game to play a bunch of you know ah broken legs ow how’s times how times have changed well it’s like today at work like I was saying I was like at work I’m like I’m

So tired I just want to go home and go to sleep sleep maybe I’ll just skip streaming and I was like you know what if I can go to my dumbass [ __ ] job I can manage to just stream tonight you know 3462 broken legs That’s crazy Dude uh okay what do we need here let’s take in the Cobble deep slate wait one Flint all right give me that gold oh there’s more raw gold okay well let’s do it all sometimes I get energy from being home after being drained at work it’s not been like that for me

Recently it’s been like get home still dead deadly [ __ ] tired don’t want to do anything and end up like watching American Dad but today I was like well it’s not even that late right now what time is it it’s only 7:00 right now so I even

Didn’t even it was like 5:30 when I started the stream because I was just sitting here doing nothing so I was just like [ __ ] it let’s let’s just start the stream right now get the party started you know and uh yeah that’s what’s that’s what’s happened Here wait keep the shovel uh I guess I don’t need all the gold right now all right let’s go into The Nether wish me luck my nether spawns have been pretty bad recently not too bad I am wearing gold right yeah okay okay okay that’s not too

Bad a uh what’s what are they called a gas will not be getting me blowing up my portal turn fog off in my settings oh yeah uh oh yeah oh wow do you think any of these will work oh my God these have not been updated in a long

Time help you find stuff better is that under details fog off let’s see what it looks like oh wow look at that it’s almost like cheating it’s like cheating to do that told you yeah you did tell me it’s like cheating thank me now thank you Helix

You’re a go bow I have to bow down to you wow I don’t think I’ll bow down should I do some NE netherite farming a man the myth the legend epic what’s going on Epic it’s free real estate exactly what’s going on Epic how’s your evening treating

You yeah I want to build a mob grinder for sure so can I build how are you curb just got home and ordered some Chinese food oo yum I am good I was you probably didn’t hear but earlier I was talking about how I was at work being like I’m tired I

Don’t I’m just going to go home and just chill out whatever and then I was like no maybe I won’t chill out I guess I’ll just stream I was like if I can go to my job that I hate I can stream right this second

So that’s what we’re doing and I want to build a mob grinder so I’m here to look at I need a dispenser what am I missing to make a dispenser oh don’t want to job that I hate exactly I mean I don’t hate it but it’s

Just like I’m just like every day I’m like oh I’m just like uh [ __ ] I don’t want to go there why can’t I not go there you know okay I think I need to make a dropper to make a dispenser wait oh wait a minute son of a [ __ ] all you

Have to do is make a dropper but put a bucket in the middle right is is that how it works I think that’s how it works Jesus Dro her with a bucket come quietly or there will be trouble whoa okay how do you make it let me reply to some

Comments do it how do you make a dispenser then I thought it was with a bucket cuz a dropper just oh it’s with a bow oh [ __ ] I don’t have a bow is that why h f I definitely need to make that mob grinder but I need a bow

First should I sleep to get rid of the rain geez Louise I don’t think I have any string up top but I can get some string from the um what’s it called the M shaft so there’s a bunch of spider webs down there I guess I could kill a cat to get some

String I’m not going to kill a cat it’s too rude come quietly or there will be trouble hey what the crap don’t climb these damn Vines okay here we go stringy ding ding Colton why you making the uh what face H I don’t have any torches do I nope all

Right you said you’d kill a cat for string oh yeah I said I could kill a cat for string but I’m not going to do you remember when Sam did that at my base that one time she didn’t kill one of my actual cats but there was like an untamed cat

That I was trying to get and she just murdered it and was like I wanted the string I was like I got a million pieces of string don’t kill a cat yeah that’s cringe I don’t think I’ve ever killed a cat what about when I killed your bird

You never killed my bird you threatened to kill my bird but you never killed him he lived he lived all right there’s a bow now oh I accidentally made another dropper for [ __ ] sakes oh I didn’t I’ve probably killed 500 cats oh my God Master played Minecraft

Yeah there’s a great actually I think on her Tik Tok there’s a clip of her playing Minecraft with me when I scared the crap out of her yeah it was uh a while ago I think we beat the Ender Dragon too dispenser there we go okay so do I need to bring

Up this is kind of where I wish I had that light madaka thing where it would be just like here’s the mob grinder just open it up build into the spots oh my gosh okay what else am I going to need I should bring up my chat on this

Computer so I can look at uh something on this computer see here oops do this so if I do that uh Minecraft goes away when I do that um let’s see here what if we go what does this do am I on the talking screen what does this show oh Do It show

My spam excuse [Laughter] me is the camera on this scene am I back what the hell that was so crazy um it’s over no I’m back now right that was so weird it it crashed on that scene and would not let me go back live on that scene I

Had to switch back to this scene for it to work that’s weird as hell it’s telling me my average stream bit rate is too high now am I back that was weird uh no one said that I’m back am I back it’s still over what the hell I can see

Myself you borked it refresh you borked it refresh welcome back to the land of the streamers that was so weird kill Kapowski yeah my stream crashed because I changed scenes so that’s not going to work who is that oh twitchcon hype yeah I switched scenes to the

Talking time one and it crashed the stream and and then I was like oh okay let me go live again I pre press go live it said no sorry can’t do it so I had to switch scenes back to this scene to go live that’s so

Weird because I wanted to bring up a um a uh it’s my poutine net you know what my internet’s been good like when was the last time I had problems with dropped frame like it’s been forever so I’m I’m wondering if it was something with my computer or

Something cuz it seems to be good twitch shows you as live but no stream you have to refresh on Twitch I think that was the problem is that you had to refresh cuz they’re talking to me over there now yeah it was very weird I don’t know what happened

There very weird weird and wild anyways I guess I can’t really do what I wanted to do for the grinder I wanted to have all my chats over here and I wanted to put it over here so I could look at a video over here and build it that way but it’s

Uh my chaps I don’t have chaps chats chats yeah my buttless chaps okay well what I can do then maybe I’ll get prepared for the grinder for next time so maybe I will find go on a diamond hunt and get some diamonds and then maybe if I get enough diamonds for

Some Diamond gear I’ll go on a netherite hunt for some netherite I better empty my pockets though let’s see here oh I need some torches then ooh [ __ ] it make those into planks let’s make two chests let’s chest it up here all right nacho would not like this what I’m

Doing right here oh I can make a bow I have six arrows yeah let’s do that uh I’ll take I’ll take the bucket with me um actually let’s keep that okay oh let’s make a bow and then let’s make some sticky poos and then let’s make 60 torches and then

Let’s put the Torches there get rid of these arrows can stay there string there I want a bucket of water with me and then let’s go find some diamonds wait what’s the what’s the level for diamonds now God damn they’ve changed the game I’ve lost the game Let’s uh uh what’s the

Best like minus 54 best level for diamonds hello yeah not Bedrock it says minus 58 so like stand on minus 58 or something like that okay what are we at oh I’m going to be pretty close actually cuz I’m at I’m 39 now by the time I get down there

Oh actually not as close as I thought I’m only at minus I’m at minus 12 here God it’s really deep so deep so deep wait I don’t have a shovel anymore mft you you mix bedrocks so pain to strip mine oh well aren’t you a professional be back in about an hour

Just going to finish the last episode of Doctor Who you’re you’re at season nine already good Lord why is there so much clay down here ooh lapis lazuli I like to be I found one of those big skeleton things underground oh like the um yeah what do they call it

Just the fossil yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah really those are super rare to find that’s crazy ton of Diamonds oh really was there I didn’t know that I thought it was just you find bone that’s pretty good there is only like 13 to 15 episod is per season 35 holy [ __ ] that’s

Crazy damn it rest in peace pickaxe damn it why is my Discord making noise okay let’s fix that right now how do I set it do not disturb double Discord I know dude dude it says you’re offline on Twitch or Discord you have to refresh on Twitch getting some noise Echo was it

The Discord sound twice or what no Discord oh I was invisible getting the Minecraft sound twice what has that been going on the whole time God damn it this [ __ ] [ __ ] dude okay tell me if this fixed it when I start mining again just said I’mma give you Tech problems yeah no

Kidding okay is that better so annoying it it’s partially my fault yeah okay cuz I’m doing this two PC setup so I’ve got basically I’m using my cam link as a third monitor so it’s outp porting like it’s a monitor that’s a pain in the ass it’s been making that the whole time

No one said anything till this very second okay so what you said minus 54 okay Redstone oh [ __ ] God damn it oh music yeah you like that you sure about that that’s where I usually strip mine minus 54 I’m going to do some branch and paths bow I usually turn that off well when you recording for YouTube you kind of have to I don’t have that problem Yay don’t have piget play it will get a copyright flagged I thought they were changing that I mean I don’t care it doesn’t matter if I get my monetization taken away for that video If pigstep plays I don’t make any money so so it don’t matter this music I haven’t heard before

I think it’s a new one heck you missed out we were going I took a little tour of the first Minecraft server World cuz I wanted to show could be anyone my janky Redstone for um my mob grinder I got flagged two days ago can’t have the pig

Step okay this is 54 here we go all right I’m here to get diamonds that’s what I’m here For happy New Year heck how was your uh New Year festivities what is that sand what is that oh kill a Capel ski that’s a bone block what the hell had an Enderman with a backpack playing that song I’ve never found a fossil before are they more common or something

Okay so killer Capel was like I found a shitload of diamonds I dug around every thing around it was lots of diamonds done nothing yet doing some tomorrow though okay what are the big plans yeah look at the diamonds so this seed was given to me by the

Tank oh no it was made in honor of the tank that’s what it was so this has been a pretty good seed so far yeah I’m going to have enough diamonds to be fully kitted out this is crazy mine had like eight ribs tank is luckier than you all know

Lunch than board SLV games oh fun well that’s good wish I had a fortune pickaxe so is this whole thing with the like diamonds around the bones new cuz I knew there was fossils but I didn’t know they had diamonds around them what level am I on uh minus 54

Peaks a cat all right should I just dig all around the Bones wait no one got the first award till now what oh my God that’s crazy guess I need to stop vein mining I’m digging it out I’m going to dig all around it see how many diamonds we can find [ __ ] you Bob hey does anyone have a streak

Tonight I haven’t seen any come up in the chat tonight Crazy okay let’s see if I’m on a streak I think you should be don’t have that [ __ ] feature that sucks diamond diamond oh you know what I want no it didn’t count as another stream I don’t think cuz I had disconnection protection on so this shouldn’t count as a second stream

Tonight oh baby I’m going to be a rich [ __ ] after this this is nice well good thing I decided to go Diamond hunting timer says 17 minutes um but did anyone get another go live message let me see what mine says yeah mine says 17 59 too damn it that

Sucks join the rich [ __ ] Club holy [ __ ] you are a rich [ __ ] God damn for twitch yeah new live message God damn it maybe I have connection protection turned off I’ll have to look and see that sucks the first one to say it a 69 you got it this

Time last time it was Ferg he was so Fergalicious okay so I don’t know if there’s anything happening this weekend on Saturday for like couch this or couch dudes or a movie stream or anything like that I’ll to talk to Mikey T but podcast is back on

Sunday first one of the New Year that’ll be good oh there’s some lapis no wait some Redstone that’s what I meant to say I would dig a four block radius around on the outside of the bones yeah I’m just getting to the edge of the bones now to see what’s going

On I’m going to um leave the bones and take the diamonds it’s going to be a fossil on display down here a lot of gurgling going on around here to be fair curb is pretty easy to confuse Redstone with lapis one’s red and one’s blue maybe I’m colorblind you don’t

Know all right oh I didn’t do underneath let’s see what’s going on underneath here I can’t help it I’m stupid dementia and color blind it’s a deadly combination I don’t have dementia FY die oh I almost broke that bone that would have sucked dude you found a fossil yeah dude

You know what’s so crazy is that kill Kapowski was just telling me he’s like oh I found a fossil and there was all these diamonds around it and I was like oh that’s cool and then literally like 10 minutes later I’m like dude a fossil you said maybe I should get

Tested in Discord though I say a lot of things in Discord those things yeah dude there’s all sorts of diamonds I’m just digging out around it right now to see if there’s anything hiding around it there should be coal too I feel you know but I guess the coal turned into

Diamonds I guess that’s the what they’re saying here yeah I’ve never found a fossil before and then kill kaposi was just like he I found a fossil there’s so many diamonds I was like oh I didn’t know that that’s cool and then it’s like oh my God a

Fossil this is the biggest vein I’ve seen since update change caves oh we got to go higher so they can be further away than this kaposi says I should clear four squares around it oh no it spawns coal at higher levels oh I see yeah this is cool never found one before

I think that’s it for my uh my fossil though we’ll go one more mine was partially exposed in a cave and had diamonds away from a few blocks you think it’s possible they were just like a separate vein that spawned in like regularly egg tan welcome

In the eggy one is here I don’t know how to read okay classic quote how’s it going I just found a Foss I’ve never found one before and kill the kosi was just talking about how I found a fossil and I got all these diamonds I was like oh I’ve never found

A fossil and then boom fossil egg I don’t know there was literally like 35ish yeah yeah that’s cool well we’ll do a couple around so what’s new and exciting egg tan I’m thinking that this is probably it but nachos a teas oh my God you know what sucks is the the last

Server like that got screwed over by that other Minecraft Hast was like my favorite seed that we ever had on a Minecraft server when I had my little island and everything God that sucked not much just in my hell hellscape chilling and watching The Well Done eggs

Get dropped in the pit of boiling pot of boiling water um what’s I going to say here I um I’ve never really made um hardboiled eggs before but recently I have and I don’t know I like like them but I guess I’m just used to when I’d see people eat

Them at work they would make them incorrectly and they’d be like eating like a hard-boiled egg and it would be all gray around the yolk and it would smell like a fart and I would just like that can’t be the way they’re supposed to be right and then you do a little

Investigating it’s like no they’re not supposed to be like that I agree with myself that is definitely true I do agree with myself hey well there’s ‘s an opening there I don’t think there’s any more diamonds for me I think this is it I think this is it and that’s okay

What’s going on up hereo oh my gosh I’d like to find a amethyst as well I’d like to get a non cheaty peeper but whatever maybe if I dig down straight down oh all my torches are over here yes no okay let’s collect up some uh

Diamonds here I wish I had Fortune how do you make an enchanting tape God damn damn it you need obsidian to make an enchanting table right should I just make oh I don’t have any books or anything yeah I know I I I was I was

Doing my cheaty Zoom I know I just like a non cheaty Zoom diamond and obsidian yeah I think it needs Redstone too though three obsidian two diamonds and a book yeah I don’t have any books that’s my main hold back right now I’m just going to get these anyways [ __ ] it

Yolo try your luck at fishing a book too late I’ll just take them I’ll get more diamonds look in a book in a book four obsidian two diamonds and one book oh my God all right there we go I think that’s all the diamonds pretty cool maybe I’ll Do nah nah I think I got them all how many did I get 14 it’s all right so is that enough to get some fresh gear cheese casually raids a village there’s no Villages near me I am villager less all right let’s get a diamond chest plate some diamond boots and then uh

Yeah oops we go I bought Minecraft found a village loaded looted the village burned the village went home and played M then played Minecraft oh wait a minute wait a minute are you telling me that you committed war crimes before you got home that’s crazy dude

Um yeah this is where I want to go s and I don’t have a shovel gravel you and curb sound related got two beacons four more to go nice wish he burned down a Wendy’s I didn’t burn down a Wendy’s stop spreading these malicious rumors about me

I haven’t had Wendy’s in a long time though damn said your stream edit yeah it crashed and I restarted but it was weird AI is so weird to the point where I can go to YouTube and find Putin singing a skibbidy toilet song I know I hate those videos I just do not

Like oops those AI like Biden playing Call of Duty with Trump videos yeah the stream it was very weird when it crashed yeah because you put them out of work shame on you I did Biden and Trump or AI Diamonds ooh la la ooh la la bro looks like he ate ate his what rude I love those videos they’re not for me damn uh looks like this is just a group of four no that’s casso he looks like a one by one Lego piece all right 4×4 not

Bad Okay so me and my friend were guessing who was going to be in the Epstein doc documents yesterday we came up with some goofy ones like Joe Rogan dream and Putin well I don’t think dream would be all right let’s make a hat I need a I

Need a diamond hat as well perfect should I go get netherite now wait how do how do you what does it take to make a netherite Ingot you need how much ancient debris did you hear Steamboat Willie became pump main I did and what’s the level for doing ancient

Debris four and yeah what’s the level for it I’m going to do one more this way just because 14 16 I love him especially since he can take a joke hassio I thought he banned everybody including his dad Helix says go for 12 I go For Broke

Oh there’s some diamonds I mean oh there is some diamonds I meant to say gold but yeah there is diamonds what the [ __ ] ask and ye shall receive this is crazy he doesn’t really ban anyone it’s part of his gimmick mods leak his IP and nuke his

House all right some gold can use some gold you put those there damn thank you that’s legendary you’re welcome legendary maybe just generates more near fossil maybe oh my God oh my God look at them all I’m living that diamond lifestyle Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous oh my

God it’s never ending Diamond Supply down here I love it got to help a broke boy out how’d you know oh you meant in game all right all right anything underneath probably not oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God this is crazy cue the inescapable lava hey what the [ __ ] no inescapable

Lava Roblox better what the hell not a chance dude I hate Roblox all right we found the bottom of the diamonds Beauty how many do we get here 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 12 12 all right well I got diamonds of the [ __ ]

Now imagine having a diamond in your [ __ ] that’d be pretty bad there we go nice now it’s time to get some ancient debris those guys that are good at hardcore and they like speedrun the Ender Dragon that’s crazy to me I’m going to be fully decked out when I fist

Fist fight the Ender Dragon you played Arcane Odyssey on Roblox that game is fire uh no what did I play on Roblox I played some cat funeral game uh I played some weird Marvel game 20 foot mine crap of diamonds yeah I’ve got 17 but I used a bunch to make armor and

Stuff okay let’s uh clear out the pockets um actually I’ll take the diamonds and some sticks cuz I might need to make some pickaxes oh wait where did my arrows go there we go and where’s all my gravel in case I have to get down oh right here 49 gravel do I have

More gravel no one single sand okay all right yep H what level am I on I’m at 69 nice and we want to go down to like 15 or something like that 20 foot mine crap ton of diamonds get the [ __ ] out of here you little pig off hand The Shield good

Call good call not that I’m going to be fighting anything in here really I don’t want these fools falling me down here accidentally hit one of them a [ __ ] that’s what I didn’t want get the [ __ ] out of here you little pig there’s a lot of member talk

There okay well let’s try the other way I guess let’s uh block that off so I don’t kill myself God damn it it keeps moving my pickaxe like I want to move my pickaxe off the hot bar I think any way I go I’m going to be [ __ ] I had to

Guess what’s the best way to go about getting netherite my friends when their intrusive thoughts win kisses their crush me when my intrusive thoughts wins Pyro from TF2 I just watched a video about the Pyro from TF2 yesterday about some guy who was like really good at

Playing the Pyro and he made YouTube videos but then he faked his own death and then he decided to come back and do more Team Fortress 2 pyro videos and even valve thought he died so they like made a new item in honor of him Tunnel boore Pro tip near lava press W

It will give you insane enchants then beds TNT well that’s why I wanted to make the item the mob grinder was to get gunpowder but I need to like make I need to like have the video up oh otherwise I can’t really I can’t build it on my own you

Know you know what I mean yeah I was watching these Sunny V2 like docu documentaries was kind of how I got on to them uh let’s do this it was pretty interesting well I guess I can’t go that way either I got to go in more nether waste biome is best as well

Really how come I’m in the nether wastes oh because it’s otherwise you have the um like trees and [ __ ] like that uh uh all the non easy to mine blocks yes yes yes yes right right right right Sunny V2 on it way to overe exaggerate everything

He says yeah I watched a few of them and then I was like I think I’ve had enough of this dude it’s the same thing with um this I watched the H bomber guy like um uh plagiarism video thing that he did that was like four hours long and I watched the whole

Thing and then by the end of it I was like I don’t think I need to watch another video from this guy ever again like I understand his shtick there’s an Xbox toaster never like Sunny yeah i’ never watched him before so I just was like oh

This is an interesting thing to check out and then I was like yeah I think I’m done for 40 bucks e that seems too expensive to me what does it do put an Xbox logo on your toast I think I’m okay dream’s latest video is literally just him him just yapping

Yeah I mean I never really liked dream at all he seemed like an idiot to me and I mean even if it’s his video is like everything is true and correct it’s hard to believe him now after he lied about everything else you know his speed running faking his speedrun video and

Doing his whole rebuttal video and then coming out later being like Oh yeah I did cheat sorry yuck yuck just makes them hard to believe you know I’m at 31 I’m getting my way down I do like that you don’t have to um light up in the

Nether dream the snapchat moing guy yeah that’s the guy salty what do you mean all he did oh dude I missed you salty my apologies no it’s the current Xbox design but as a toaster oh you can have the Xbox logo on your toast what do you

Mean all I did was speedrun a server for some reason that just happened to have mods yeah exactly and then have a fake video made showing that he didn’t cheat even though he did cheat salty welcome in we showed everybody on stream where you died on Minecraft that made you quit playing Minecraft

Forever that was pretty good the [ __ ] why can I not block that off pop ass Sal and then used the picture of Rumble still skin as his face reveal I thought it was more like um what’s his name from Trek Oh you mean where you murdered me I mean potato potato I Think oh God okay does that do it [ __ ] what an annoying mother how’s it going happy New Year salty oh that’s Rumple stil skin oh is it I’ve never seen Shrek so with his like bll haircut and stuff well [ __ ] Jesus Christ how the hell do I block off this

Goddamn lava it’s a lava lake yeah okay I had no idea how’s your new year so far slen I hope everything is well you’ve never seen Shrek no I don’t need to see Shrek much like I’ve never seen Austin Powers I don’t need to see Austin Powers because it’s all been

Quoted to me a million times so it’s like why would I bother going good enjoy my last week of chill times before back in school damn School quote 82 I’m the worst it’s true all right down one more says Helix Helix is like yo mine on

Level 14 so that’s what I’m going to do come back Wolfie I Got a Boner for you okay so what’s the best way to do it when you’re doing it like this straight line or doing um Pokemon TCG online yikes I think that was one stream I don’t think at

All I think that’s the stream where I played that as well as um The Elder Scrolls Online um card game where I killed myself mine all the chunk bers okay but should I do like the probing or no now wait how do you turn on the borders again

F3 oh that tur of a hearstone ripoff I liked it don’t drink until you’re 21 or in Canada younger than that what’s the command to uh turn on chunk borders I can’t remember Al F4 I fell for that one time and I’m not going to fall for it

Again f3g that’s what it is thank you control shift alt I don’t know if that’ll do anything okay I’m at the chunk border so what am I doing at at the chunk border just doing a straight line around everything’s legal illegal if illegal everything illegal is legal if you don’t

Get caught true how do I get through there oh there’s a door man The Blair Witch was kind of a good game until the ending where it was like just taking way too [Applause] long going to L for a bit going to put the kiddo to bed all right sounds good

Sir what’s the number for 911 help what’s the number for 911 well I’ll take all this [ __ ] wait that was my first Golden Nug all right oops come on get out of the [ __ ] pit man that’s from The Little Rascals from the ’90s the 911 joke I mean that joke has been said

About a million times in a Million different things wait where’s the chunk border was this not the Border no I guess not hey [ __ ] you how about that yeah what I said so is this what you meant by the chunk board just going around the chunk

Border wait am I not in the nether waste anymore yeah I am why is there black stone here or whatever the [ __ ] this is called I’m still in the nether weights what is willpower that is a good question never heard of them never heard of them don’t got them

The club host is burning down and they run to CU the phone and say quick what’s the number for 911 I’ll take your word for it but I’ve heard it in like multiple things before hello here’s my tower Rising we’re Rising we’re Rising we’re Rising I didn’t get any last night said

Bobby wait what the Bavarian gamer said that spicy chat I might just put these torches in my off hand now that I’m down here got to go for the nutshot true oops I look I like a good havari schlong oh my God nice fingering right there

That’s a that’s a new one what were we watching when I said that that was some movie but I don’t know the movie three beacons now more three more to go it’s time to pound this guy he’s slurping up his goo oh my God there’s some good

Ones okay oh rest in peace pickaxe oh [ __ ] I didn’t build oh my God I didn’t bring a workbench [ __ ] well that’s that’s a Kick In The Head look at his little rear entrance there oh yeah oh no how was that there look at this little rear entrance there oh yeah what the

Hell I’m going to beat the [ __ ] out of these pigs paraphrased what the hell I mean it’s I probably did say that but still what was the one with crawl what was the crow with crawl I just I got to get my Royal boner crawl’s an interesting game that’s for

Sure o look at this hole I I talk about holes an awful lot I think there was a workbench in this chest here no it must have been up top let’s go I’ve got a creeper toe fetish what I don’t remember that either a whole lot a whole lot get it a whole

Lots oh my God I did beat it in the end but it was brutal what did I beat in the end anyone anyone you beat something I agree with myself did that already not come up already tonight damn it’s doing a bad job choosing the quotes to say all right give me that

Diamond pickaxe baby I need to get this guy’s box okay let’s leave that behind I’ll keep a stack of the ah [ __ ] it I don’t need no Netherrack you know when it slips in so nice and easy finally in the hole [Laughter] what what the hell I’ve got a problem I’ve got a

Problem I’m like Wonder Woman okay I know what that one was Terraria I was flying around and it was like I was in the invisible jet I’ll never be accused of being smart that is true that is definitely true all right so this is how to get nether netherite you just go straight

Along wait is this the chunk border no it’s not [ __ ] you this is what could be anyone says so I’m going to do it cat laid a [ __ ] egg man i’ be sucking on it world of Warcraft I must have been playing with snth if I was streaming World of

Warcraft slin you’re such a [ __ ] wow who you unleash devil seed on me oh I remember that that was the large biome Survival game that was just terrible okay what I’m still in the nether waste I thought I was going to get the herp the egg though which which the egg like that

Chicken or that cat just laid a [ __ ] egg man oh why are people talking about sucking me oh hey there’s all the quotes from my stream and it’s just a lucky combination that you happen to be uh mentioned I come from a long line of clowns I don’t know if that’s

Accurate another hole I have to fill wow how many quotes have hole in them should I just search all my quotes to find all the ones that have hole in them slin you’re a [ __ ] Dan you’re also a [ __ ] what was Dan’s full name on Twitch I don’t remember I’m having no luck

Here show me your melons it’s time to pound this oh yeah Dan pineapples right right right right right damn you got a good memory dude Dan the [ __ ] no Dan pineapples there’s a guy that keeps showing up on my Tik Tok called Gucci pineapple he’s pretty funny good think serith isn’t here God

What was I doing that would have upset serith it’s not even her name anymore smells like I know how to get out I want to get in classic wow okay those were black should I turn on x-ray mode I can look right down your pants yay my first ancient debris my second ancient

Debris I’m streaming [ __ ] rubbing videos get away from me perves in the twitch chat you go you two go at it no not on my bed so I must have been eating dinner and we were watching cat videos so how many ancient debris to make a netherite anything one netherite

Nugget you look down the hole see what you can see another hole oh my God by Brothers I meant golden spray lovers what the [ __ ] egg CEST perves I know I saw that it’s probably true I need four to make one netherite Ingot okay I have

Two oh I need to get the guy box here Free Labor I like it pretty sure slin is the Resident Evil here Lone Ranger oh my God Lone Ranger where’s Lone Ranger been I haven’t seen him in a long time I don’t know why I do anything

True the only people who can see my secret only fans are the slaves in my hellscape you have only fans wow that’s crazy on X or AKA Twitter can I have a a baby not your love oh my God I have wood um on Twitter I keep getting

Recommended posts from only fans where they’re like trying to do a cooking show with only fans creators very weird just like me she’ brain she’ brain damaged Young’s toown stream the shavar schlong again oh my God the havari schlong I think the golden spray lovers quote was because I was using the

Ignis in Warframe and I’d made it into a golden color we should kiss who did I say that to look at my rainbow suspenders you [ __ ] [ __ ] classic these are some quotes for sure my two eggs are full of whites no yolks really impressive it’s not even a stubby it’s a

Long one I must have been drinking a beer a long neck down memory lane with all these quotes I might have pressed it in hard enough you got to press it in fairly hard gold oh my gold burnt up in the lava how unfortunate is Dan waiting for me in my

Bedroom Old Dan pineapples my sauce is is longer than my Eraser jeez I I would hope so what is this like Minecraft but terrible yeah that’s when I played Roblox why does it keep redoing quotes there’s like over a thousand to choose from manipulating your genitals that’s totally off stream oh the 1010

Stream what do you mean by that I would hope your sausage is wronger Le you have to press it in Fair hard add that that was a quote I read it’s already in I just got off nacho said oh [Laughter] fairy slin you’re such a [ __ ]

Did you hear my story just did you hear my story Come From Below yes just the way you want to go I remember that one oh God that was when you were um working at marks wasn’t it dude I just farted like continuously my room is boofed GG’s GG’s all around well

Played I guess this is as far as I can go this way so let’s block that off so I know curb getting to see Eggs only fans just if you want to see it then just ask no I don’t want to see it thanks for the offer though appreciate it that’s what she

Said slin what about your butthole what’s the number for 911 again with the 911 right here oh it’s my shadow oh yeah I remember I shot my shadow ah classic there epen emails asking for someone to help prove allegations that stepen Hawkings participated in an underage orgy um from

Who there fing emails asking for someone to help deny allegations that Steven Hawkings particip ated in an underage orgy what do you need help to deny it for you just deny it from Epstein do you think he just made the up emails how could he even participate exactly to someone named

Gmax yeah that’s um galain Maxwell she’s gmax baby that’s gmax Steph Burger King I’m listening to a Stephen King novel at as I’m working I’m listening to Tommy knockers I read it like a long time ago but oh [ __ ] how do I get out of this place place oh here we

Go just put that down there that’s the exit actually let’s open this up so I can easily find this while I’m trying to get the [ __ ] out see even Hawkings had children stepen Hawkings is code I don’t get it knock my Tommy daddy oh my God egg tan is going crazy

I’m saying You must have had code names for people visiting oh oh this is the chunk border right here okay so let’s go this way now should I be doing on both sides of the Border or just the one I don’t know what the best way to go about this

Is oh I got some nether Crystal nether quartz I remember when I got all this nether quartz I was getting nether quartz to make something I don’t know what it was and I was mining for so long and I was like oh it’s taking up all my

Inventory all this nether quartz let me make it into like nether blocks thinking that I could just break it apart like iron nope so all my time spending farming it up was thrown away well of course Clinton went to the island oh yeah yeah baby give me give me give Me yeah that’s my third one once I have the nether uh no wait the item mob grinder going I can use these tunnels to just blow the [ __ ] out of every oh God I can make TNT out the ass cake what about cake I could go for some cake

I don’t think I can block this off oh maybe what’s my favorite cake I just like a vanilla icing regular cake type cake nothing crazy but I could go for some cake M would it be stupid of me to get some cake after stream I need one more netherite ancient

Debris oh the music’s so good in the nether but like so ominous too last time I had cake someone pranked Me by replacing the icing with the white stuff which white stuff I don’t get it it’s definitely not a bad idea you like kale cake yeah me

Too music is the only good thing about the nether yeah you’re kind of right actually wait I want these too it’s got the best music best music disc Pig step um except the Ghasts suck balls we need End music The End music is just disturbing with the like weirdo like

Glitching sounds and everything what if if I make it yeah dudee do it yeah make an End make make some End music for when I go to the end in hardcore mode dude I’ll see about getting it added to my game somehow I don’t know how you would do it but I’d

Look into it there’s got to be a mod to add your own music right there hopefully it’s the 15th 15th year anniversary I don’t know dude they’re dropping the ball with the update like they’re all like who gives a [ __ ] updates yeah baby there’s the fourth one I’m only watching because my friends

Are not online well that’s very kind of you to say to me oh [ __ ] another one red velvet cake with cream cheese icing and strawberry topping God damn I’ll send you the files yeah baby once I make them hell yeah whoa I saw through the wall there did you see that it glitched

Out sprinkles cuz I love sprinkles did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon was that intentional that you stopped your message where’s the sex update it’s a good question um there’s got to be weird sex Minecraft mods eh segs there’s got to be weirdo Minecraft

Mods involving sex there has to be did anyone make the Jenny mod duh never heard of it see it did it again did you see that I could see into the distance um did anyone make any New Year’s resolutions villagers pillagers and booty villagers nice I like that I like that a

Lot there is a sex mod that’s your that was your um your New Year’s resolution is to [ __ ] more nice the Jenny mod yeah that’s what uh egg just said in on YouTube never heard of it yeah baby give it to me [ __ ] [ __ ] get money

Yeah my resolution was if I can get up and go to my job that I don’t want to go to I can stream after work no problem I just have to sit down and do it not be a lazy lazy bones even when I’m super tired

Shitless I was [ __ ] at work today I love to [ __ ] at work getting paid to [ __ ] baby my resolution is to not fail no nut November so I can enter destroy dick December I want to be able to [ __ ] as much as I want in 2024 hell yeah

Dude do you have any preference to the style of shits like the consistency I mean you guys ever have watery eyes when you poop from what the smell or what I get paid to [ __ ] dude it’s true though easy shits nice and smooth I get watery eyes of pleasure oh

My God soda makes my eyes water um I don’t get watery eyes when I [ __ ] even when it’s just like a photo finish you know where it’s like I’m not going to make it I’m not going to make it I’m not going to make oh I made it oh God thank God

Should I netherite my axe I don’t have mending on this [ __ ] I never found a village [ __ ] and pooping there’s a song [ __ ] pooping there’s a song virginity loss any% Speed Run glitchless that’s uh that’s one um world record you can only try to do once I’ve been farting non-stop since Thursday one

Eternal fart later I saw some meme somewhere it was like an old timey book cover of a girl and she like got her head thrown back and she’s smiling and it said the book was called the 54 second fart I think and the caption said honey it was only

Cute for the first it hasn’t been cute for the last 53 seconds Arc disol has been caught by the tank and the paks ofat I kind of want cake now [ __ ] you know what though if I go to the store there’s not going to be any cake oh my inventory is like

Full I crop dusted everyone at the New Year’s party in particular this one guy that was sitting next to me dude I’ve been farting continuously um that’s cool oh God all right I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose oh you’re like the Chuck nor Chuck Norris of

Virginity he just got up and left the party before it hit midnight didn’t even say bye fart gang that’s because you he thought you [ __ ] your [ __ ] pants he’s like I got to get out of here this [ __ ] needs to change your diaper C is jealous you blast ass on him

Hey don’t give away my secrets can’t tell me [ __ ] cuz I’m pregnant oh oh I mean if you were blasting ass next to me I’d be like damn [ __ ] point that somewhere else forbidden spell the ass Blaster yeah it is forbidden that’s for sure you gassed him out exactly all right let’s do

That that doesn’t really help my situation too much I guess I can get rid of the [ __ ] Flint I guess maybe should you tear gas the guy I like that it’s the wrong tier but I like it that spell puts Gojo to shame what the [ __ ] a Gojo Gojo what the [ __ ] a

Gojo apparently they’re playing an anime at my movie theater and it’s a Miyazaki one but I don’t know what the [ __ ] it is not that I want to go see it they’re also playing what’s that movie paks a cat they’re playing another movie at my theater that paks a cat Jesus Christ yeah

RoboCop Dead or Alive you’re coming with me God RoboCop is so good oh my God if it’s a loopin movie see it I already saw the loopin movie cuz that loopin thei I think was the first was the first thing we ever did for weebus pleus when it was part of the regular

Podcast hello I’m from Brazil my name is vincius I’m here to ask a question what did you think of 2023 it was an incredible year it was a year in which the world in which you worked a lot how was your 2023 my 2023 was fine I worked a

Lot uh I was not um fulfilled by my work because of reasons um but but other than that it was okay my stream lagged and it made a sound like you said quible cop is so good telemarker invalid telemarker detected Tropa did G5 nah just making some conversation from Brazil

Brazil which way do I got to go this way robo Cop 2 didn’t play on stream by the way but I thought the other you said the other sounds came through how did it not come through thank you for your attention no problem Tropa G5 the other ones did that one didn’t that’s weird cuz I heard it all right Jesus Christ how did it see me holy [ __ ] freaking gas man all right I got six ancient debris do I have to smelt them I can’t even remember how to deal with this baloney I don’t have any

Coal I use all my coal to make torches what a buffoon [ __ ] himself when you heard the gas yeah I thought I was going to blow up my freaking portal and I have no way to reignite it I thought I was going to be stuck in the [ __ ]

Nether oh that would have been brutal um yeah yeah yeah yeah I don’t have any coal okay well I got a bunch of nether quartz so I can make repeaters and all that [ __ ] yeah Redstone oh wait why doesn’t it show the repeater it only shows the

Comparator do I have to make a redstone torch onion Wait is this another YouTube account bobi I just noticed or did you change your name on YouTube that’s my vaud one oh okay okay okay okay okay so what am I going to do Here I guess I could make a torch to see it’ll let me learn anything new okay so now it can yeah now it’ll let me make a repeater so what what the [ __ ] uh but I uh what is that what is that emoji I can’t even YouTube has new

Emotes yeah what is that a baseball like hitching a ride or something like that it’s very weird oh okay so I have I think I have everything I need to make a mob grinder now um I guess maybe I could use some scaffolding maybe I’ll sleep before I go up

There oh baby it’s Wednesday today my dudes that’s pretty good um oh [ __ ] Ender turd oh yeah I’m going to need to get Enderman eyes that sucks all right [Applause] okay well I got some bamboo so I’ll be able to make some whatever the [ __ ] they’re called scaffolding the mighty stairs to Lea

Them epic welcome in how are you how did your comments comment reply and go I need to make a mob grinder they’re fine bro one of the games in my Roblox recommended is meet a Neco girl at 1:00 a.m. what the [ __ ] a Neco girl but you should totally meet

Her there has to be wait is is that a did I just see a treasure chest right there is that a treasure chest right there I think it is Neco means cat lady oh ooh all right no I didn’t make a pickaxe oh baby oh maybe I should uh oh

My God oh my God I’m only playing this because you told me to hell yeah nope there was not one over here it was just a trick of the lights God should I try to get a trident I don’t need a trident a free not cat

Lady an echo girl is a cat girl part Cat part girl oh oh God where’ my string Go There It Is Well there’s no spider spawner here I was hoping there would be one let me go ow uh oh why is my sword so dead is it because of me cutting down spider

Webs it’s got mending on it so that sucks that happens with age tail and ear sometimes paw like hands and fur sometimes a lot or very little I didn’t realize you were such a uh Catgirl afficionado becomes that happens with age what having a broken

Sword oh wait a minute I was going to get that coal and stuff wait let me put my sword in my off hand so we can repair it a bit we have to know the difference or you’re a hentai really some henty bad idea since he bought rust for

Someone once and ruined his life that’s true I thought I was doing a good thing it was not a good thing it was a bad thing you’re going to get banned for putting that sword in your hand on stream really oh yeah twitch changed the terms of service uhoh

Uhoh don’t please don’t report me and wiggling it around oh [ __ ] you’re right I’m [ __ ] whoa lot of gold down there oh I might not need to kill Enderman I could trade gold for don’t piglins or whatever give you ender eyes maybe sometimes reported no why what if have I done to deserve

This ah here we go reported on YouTube as well oh my God I’m doomed Haunter has been caught by the tank shouldn’t King shank Kink shame Pigman but what if my my Kink is to Kink shame huh did you ever think about that wait is my sword fully healed already hell

Yeah surprised they haven’t taken away the experience for mining up coal seems like something they would do all right back to the base first I’m going to eat some bread so hopefully I don’t get killed by a trident boy excuse me my safe word my then my safe word is

Axel okay I’ll remember that or try to remember that glug glug Axel wow already are using your safe word jeez Louise it’s been literal seconds think I can collapse this area here than such a quitter oh damn it Hing to collapse it True oh baby yeah my finger is uh a little tingly tonight oh those Vines are dead oh that tree is partially in the desert or the BL bad lands I don’t like that I wish that when you put a block down it kept the like

Biome it came from so like if you cut down leaves they go green even if they’re into a bad biome I just chose not to participate in your shank in oh is that what that was oh I get you okay oh God that was a bad

Move okay so do I smelt these is that how it works I guess so it’s been so long since I did these things netherite scrap scrappity scrap we’re scrapping it up scrapping it up Axel Bobby said it okay so let’s see here can I plant this anywhere in here

Do I have any dirt in here oh there’s some dirt here if I get a Discord notification from my friend asking why I’m playing this then I’ll blame you they won’t believe you but you can blame me for sure yeah shower cuz I smelt them from here what did I

Say that made you say that see if these bamboozlers will grow in here the old bamboozlers there we go oh that one’s growing you said smelt them I did oh there’s no berries growing on these Vines I hate that oh oh smelt them oh my God okay

All right all right all right okay I get you now you’re tricky little devil you’re tricky little devil what a tricky little devil that guy is what a tricky little devil raw block of rock crapper a [ __ ] where’ they go right there boom what a little wrap

Scallion Helix you know it’s true oh let’s grow these Vines let’s get some vinage in this place oh it’s dead can always use some vinage you know hopefully it’ll grow a [ __ ] new life of luxury tomorrow what’s the life of luxury tree for you tomorrow uh he

He is that you laughing at your joke it’s a horror YouTube channel he he he what’s with the he’s in the chat I don’t get it I don’t get it I don’t get it my joke yes oh you’re all he heing at your joke pretty sad little

Joke but I guess whatever floats your boat we are laughing at you why why are you laughing at me supposed to laugh with me not at me my tender sensibilities will not last hold up to this verbal barrage oh my God okay that’s going we got bamboozlers all over the

Place still laughing at me eh that last one was the periodic symbol for helium oh Okay yeah I thought we were spamming helium me same needs more aus oh there’s these [ __ ] Dusty boys trying to get Me [ __ ] Dusty boys Au is gold correct Fe is iron uh what else you like them Dusty boys not that Dusty boy [ __ ] he saw me what a Dusty [ __ ] this guy is oh well I guess I’ll get his gunpowder don’t blow up my chest

Baby [ __ ] you there we go CH is chloride U Is uranium C what’s it’s SI see LR is luxuri maybe we’re being like Michael Jackson you have no proof oh you’re going he nah oh [ __ ] I didn’t look at him in the eye wow wow wow that’s Insanity dudes that’s Insanity that is Insanity he wants to be looked at do you see that [ __ ] he’s like taunting Me Why are we bill nying now your sign’s guying it up where is he [ __ ] there he is hey you [ __ ] Idiot because Bobby we chose to be learned you’re like learned Scholars did he drop an eyeball damn it he didn’t drop an eyeball man such malarkey came to Twitch to escape school dang damn it yeah I hear that dude you made it to her house oh did she

Invite you in on my way to Nico’s house with the cat food and shoes I got with the money I found on the ground sounds like a pretty good game actually oh yeah give me those wait oh I need this to make pleas here we

Go give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that I wanted to make four copper blocks I don’t know if I need four copper blocks to be green I’m going to stick them outside though I’ll be going back to school next week again I am

Devastated it’s getting close to the end for you though isn’t it I’ll embrace it when you make that YouTube account the tank oh he also needs to become Affiliated on Twitch which do you think will happen first which do you think will happen first that Enderman took this block no wonder I

Fell what a bung hole I was like where’d that block go oh yeah the Enderman [ __ ] took it what a guy I’m devastated Bobby are you now okay we played chess that’s it oh [ __ ] One V one maybe affiliate if if he streams more redfall no he can be Affiliated

Dude he already got the email a long time ago he already qualified he just needs to do it oh God there’s this [ __ ] Smurf cat ending like a blue cat that’s like a Smurf yeah he could be Affiliated now he’s just a wiener okay I’m running low on

Wheat I need to make a garden or something then accept it WTF no he’s being all wenerly about it like oh I don’t want to take people’s money I don’t have any emotes I don’t have any emotes so I don’t want to take their money uh I don’t have a shovel anymore

You seem to talk a lot about wieners curb that’s got to mean something well I have a wiener emote so you tell me what does it mean oh I got a single potato my lucky day six wheet seeds some beet seeds I need some crats you got to be more like Phil tank

It’s clearly successful for him oh like begging online [ __ ] he’s such a turd ducking dude the tank caught it what a guy oh those are cocoa beans I don’t want those I don’t have a carrot do I oh maybe up top I might have a carrot all right there’s a wooden

Shovel six nine dirt Dark Side tank that’s rude don’t say that about him uh all right let’s see if I’ve got a carrot up top dude a level one Pikachu you got a level one Pikachu I don’t even think that’s possible anymore I don’t know can you level up a Pichu at level

One or does it have to be higher level to take a Thunderstone I’m not sure actually oh there’s all sorts of rocks copper in here spider eye Golden Apple a piece of raw rabbit what am I looking for take this wheat I’m looking for carrot we need to make some bread oh 37

Breads two more golden apples God damn enchanted book oh I have 50 jungle leaves uh pumpkin seed damn I don’t have any carrots I have one [ __ ] potato learning sound design oh baby I have two out of 12 endings you already have two out of 12 endings good Lord that’s kind of

Crazy okay I need to get some dirt some dirt I need some dirt I need some dirt some dirty boys what the hell where I named him kbu can you actually name them in that game is that true I have to do some more of that

DLC yes wow I didn’t know you could name them is that a new feature click on them and on the profile click the name I had no idea all right what do we got here oops is four the biggest you can make a farm plot with

Water irrigating it I don’t have a hoe [ __ ] that’s all all my dirt how sad oh I like the sound that the copper makes when you walk on it it’s got a nice little clink I don’t have any hoes yeah me neither dude it’s rough life uh

Um am I going to have to make a hoe I guess so Diamond hoe no just kidding excuse me I really wish villagers work the way they used to I’m not a fan of the redesigned villagers all right what do we got I’ve got a single potato which I’ll put here I’ve

Got I don’t have any oh wow that sucks all I have is wow I don’t have any carrots any beets I have one single potato and that’s it wow wow all right let’s smelt this other copper I guess should I make a blast furnace what is a blast

Furnace what do you need for a blast glass furnace you need oh three smooth Stone wow five iron ingots wow okay I guess I’ll do it oh I’m robbing someone’s house now oh my god I’ve sent egg tan down just the most worst Life Choices possible I apologize for sending you on

A life of crime I hope you can forgive me all right smooth Stone smooth it out baby this is the game calm down oh it’s not IRL oh okay my mistake my bad I just assumed you were live you were telling me your crimes as they occurred what is that emote okay glast

Furnace what am I missing oh I need a I need a furnace in it as well there we go now I can make the blast furnace blast it off baby put it down here I need money to finish a quest for one of the endings oh okay Blast Furnace 64 copper

Go I can make him an Al alolan Raichu if I have some stuff to evolve him or a regular Raichu you can choose to make him alolan Raichu um it’s definitely not the way it works in the games oh tiny sent me a video today on how to get emulated Pokemon

Into back onto a cartridge the only thing is I need a modified DS to do it I have enough DS’s so I don’t think that’s a big deal but yeah it’s pretty cool to find that out so I’m G to have to look into getting that going and see how that works and

Everything like that okay well next time I’m going to make sure that I have a video ready to go of the um how to build the mob grinder so I can actually build it I have all the stuff I think I need I don’t think there’s anything ow else I need to

Get God damn it my damn dirty finger uh and I’ll have it set up so I can actually check it out as I’m doing it um I don’t know what else could I do I would kind of like to get some Nether wart so I can start doing some

Potions I guess I could try to do that I wouldn’t mind also getting some blaze rods and stuff currently doing Smurf cats Quest beautiful um I’m still wearing gold yes my pockets are full of [ __ ] oh let me take Cobble deep slate with me so I’m

GNA have to like block off my portal more Bobby with the Winnie the Poo emote where is it seeing me from oh my god oh no what the [ __ ] is it doing over there what an [ __ ] you would have been trapped forever uh you can trade piglins gold and they will give you

Eventually I think a piece of um what’s it called uh Flint or a blast charge maybe I can’t remember what an [ __ ] what a colossal [ __ ] so I see there’s a uh I only have six arrows it’s not like I can just go over there oh I hate I hate

Ghasts whoever invented the ghast is like purely evil I hear another one God they just make the worst Sounds oh [ __ ] I forgot about the dirty damn what are those [ __ ] dudes called which color mushroom are they scared of the green or the red I think they’re scared of the green one right the blue one yeah okay [ __ ] dirty [Applause] [ __ ] oops that’s pretty big there’s probably Nether wart in

There but man getting over to it maybe I’ll go around the other way yeah it might be easier this way there’s one right there Trucking man looks abandoned I guess we’ll find out I’m hoping that there’s some Nether wart on the inside not that I even really need it now

Cuz I don’t think I need to even make a potion with the Nether wart for what I was doing cuz I think it was making the potion of weakness which I don’t really [ __ ] need but maybe I can get some blaze rods or something damn it damn it welcome back Pak cat

My phone dead oh I see that sucks this [ __ ] right here I guess you know what I could do cuz if I just go like this can’t get Meck [ __ ] him man [ __ ] PCG I was eating when it died I want some cake like what the [ __ ] yeah these little [ __ ] see

Me I made cake yeah red velvet send me a piece smash it into your router oh man my finger’s starting to hurt you got it Finger Game weak uh well I cut it at work that’s the main the main thing it is sad you know how to fix that finger uh no tell

Me oh my nose is itchy soak it Insider nice I like that that’s a good idea I might take you up on that going hit these fools hey no no no no no [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah I like the sound of that soak it Insider pretty good pretty

Good God I’m just a little too high what if I go down one am I too close to him then nope you dumbass [ __ ] I know one of the things that when I was watching like other Minecraft sort of speedrunner type hardcore dudes do they would make oh [ __ ] they would make like

Warthog or whatever the [ __ ] they are killing machines to get like unlimited pork chops dang it was type in that and loaded into my Mr test failed I like that that’s fun yeah whenever I would watch mysic play Hardcore Minecraft he would always end up making like a little pig farm

Thing excuse me that was disgusting no okay good I’m trying to make slabs yoink oh look at this [ __ ] yeah I got the reach [ __ ] soak it Insider exactly where’s the other [ __ ] [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him I say time to soak it Insider you got the Smurf cat

Ending what’s the Smurf cat ending is it like literally a Smurf this [ __ ] pig man look at that guy riding that down there he’s like cold he’s like on the lava what are those fools called by the way can’t even remember okay oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there’s one right

There uh I’m not prepared to go there God there’s another one oh my God okay that’s good news for getting um blaze rods anyways all right let’s go this way so I’m going to have to make a blaze rod thing ofama [ __ ] a terrible Fortress hey there’s the Nether wart right there

Nice oh yeah is those skeleton [ __ ] here too no don’t no no no pickaxe stay here like they’re two blocks over two blocks tall wow golden horse arm in a saddle wow my lucky day yeah the [ __ ] skeleton batches okay that’s okay I need some more to build my defenses y

Okay oh my God a golden sword and some more horse [ __ ] okay where was the nether P down here where’s my shovel oh my shovel broke that’s right I don’t even know if I need this [ __ ] but we’ll get it okay well that’ll be good to get blaze rods so I can make

Potions of fire protection SAR I hear skeleton okay well let’s power ahead I’m going to get out of here with my Riches of [ __ ] okay so there was the Blaze Spawners there where did I come from oh this way okay okay okay all right I’m okay what if I put

Oh jeez Louise stop snorting at me it’s like I’m in a dark side Phil stream wait where did I come from oh this way okay okay okay so what do I need to make a otion brewing thing uh wait where the [ __ ] is my portal oh up there oh my

God I’m going to make it I’m going to make it yes nerious scratch on me I did get hit one time which is acceptable losses yay okay did you make it I did I don’t know how to make a potion a brewing stand what do you need to make a brewing stand

Is that not what it’s called a brewing stand make some brown dye and a brush feather copper Ingot and a stick uh oh maybe I need to make another quart like one block of Quartz no oh man it’s been so long I don’t remember anything about this effing game okay let me

Look let me type it in wait did I get a text no okay brewing stand oh my god oh you need a blaze rod to make it I made banana milk with decaf coffee Noob stomped I need to get a blaze rod to actually even do it yikes yikes

Poo okay well maybe I need to make an enchanting table two diamonds four obsidian and a book oh I need book oh I need books you need to get your Blaze on no but I need some books and there’s like no cows or anything around here 420 blaz it

Sford there’s no Villages around here for me to trade with what’s the screenshot button oops oh F2 he said he was high as [ __ ] earlier I did you caught a fee ass that’s a rare ass Pokemon or it used to be rare ass [ __ ] that was a Pokemon added in um

Ruby and Sapphire since I’m alone I don’t have the stamina wait a minute I was all tuckered out for some reason that’s crazy um crazy cat lady me exactly oh yeah that was in my base with all my cats um what was I saying oh feass it was only available on one route

And it was was only available on like six squares of water on the one route so the only way you could get it was if you like fished on every Square to find a [ __ ] square that the Feebas was available on proof curb likes the Neco

Girls I like no I don’t think so though Fran in Final Fantasy uh 12 is pretty good I will say that I thought it was night time God damn it maybe it was just morning time oh it’s raining it’s just overcast Oh I thought he was inside me hate when that

Happens yeah I need to find a village with villagers what else can I fit in here oh my God so there’s no such thing as a jungle Village I’m the worst or a badlands Village so if I’m going to find a village over there is the best choice I

Guess I’m a twitch thought said Mikey t33 wow you need some implied nudity that’s illegal now you have to imply you have clothes though even that one chick that was like I don’t know if you ever saw her we’ve been doing a lot of research for the podcast I’m getting

Molested here I’m totally fine with it um there was one girl on Twitch who was doing like the nude thing where you couldn’t see if she was wearing clothes or not but you could see like her cleavage and boobs whatever but then she also had her legs up so you can see like

Her naked knees and thighs and everything well I got to ew swim under this ew to get in the ew okay that was right at the start of Resident Evil 7 God that was in 2020 can you believe it’s 2024 now that’s so stupid to think about like can you believe that

[ __ ] naked knees and thighs but it was implying that her cooch was just out and about no it was like she had them like I can’t do it but like they were like up like this you know and they were just like it was implying that she was like spread eagled on

Stream so today when I went to look at just chatting to see what the they had changed their metat to she was still sitting the same like with her legs all up and everything like that except she just was wearing clothes now so I was like okay whatever

Dude naked knees and thighs stream when you’re not allowed to anymore it’s against the to you can’t do it sorry I’d like to but it’s just against TOS curb knees when I got the moot right there the knees ain’t freeze you know got to pay for the knees wear a nude bodysuit I have my pink Kirby uh onesie or whatever the [ __ ] it is oh yeah I got two chests leave the hoe behind I don’t need

It that’s the what you want to see the pink like bodysuit the Kirby stream I got to do another um like uh stream goal or something like that oh man I was thinking about playing Kirby again though because that game was a lot of fun and there was still like all

Sorts of like hidden [ __ ] to find that I never did let’s go on a bit of a journey over top this mountain what the hell is that is that a bird Crow or Raven oh o la la we got to go on the High Desert Mountain over here see what’s

Up uh okay so next stream of this I’m going To make a grinder as well as a blaze farm so um and hopefully I can find a village to like I don’t know maybe take a villager back to or two back to my base oh damn it oh there’s a nether portal right

There [ __ ] it I got to go rob it oh look at that cool little island who’s emotes are those tiny tiny tanith not familiar with tiny tanith I might have already robbed that one I feel like I’ve jumped down this way before that’s the best one oh there’s pillagers over

Here should I take them out do they drop anything good beside they don’t drop anything good do they crossbow and the banner right I don’t care about either of those they look dark with twitch dark mode can’t really see them yeahoo I see them fine

Damn I could tell they were it was a bird but I can’t really tell like the one you said that’s the best one I can’t tell if the beak is on the left or the right hand side I didn’t make [Laughter] them really I can’t believe it I thought you did

It’s staring straight on so the beak is on the right side oh [ __ ] oh I almost jumped in there to grab it and then my lava destroyed my [ __ ] golden block you did make a bold statement saying saying it’s a good ount wow nice

One the two eyes and the beak is in the center almost slightly offset damn it you [ __ ] guy [ __ ] it I don’t want want that bullshitty God damn [ __ ] golden block whoa do we think I already robbed this one and I got the I said it’s the best one of the

Bunch the chest here like it might have been buried under this [ __ ] I made a cobblestone generator accidentally still said it was good wow all right what the [ __ ] oh God lava molten hot and magma all right [ __ ] you I don’t give a [ __ ] I like it [ __ ] you both I didn’t

Say I didn’t like it why you saying [ __ ] you both I just said I couldn’t tell what it was or which side the which side the Beak was on oh there’s a village over there not better than this the wiener boy is a classic the wiener boy is a classic

I uh have for my intro it has like or no my BRB screen it did the let’s all go to the lobby thing oh god of the classic like movie you know let’s all go to the lobby I’m judging you with the Judgment emote who me or pizza cat I’m going to

Report it um and I kept getting uh on YouTube I kept getting like content ID matched to some shitball bandn that said something in my stream was like owned by them so I was like what are they claiming in my video that they own and I

Went and I looked at their video they’re matching it to and it was like their shitball concert where they played the Leto go to the lobby video that they obviously didn’t own as like an intermission in their concert so I filed an appeal like saying like I basically said like obviously

These guys don’t own this song so I shouldn’t be getting copy ID match to these fools and YouTube was like yeah you’re right you’re right Peak is hyper sensitive to the topic of emotes oh yeah that’s true yeah alien dance in the chat oh I think I’ve been here

Before I hate these [ __ ] dirty ass villagers and their dirty ass bullshitty ass no no whoa no um yeah I’ve been here all they got is sticks they’re no [ __ ] brewing stand having asses you know okay how am I going to steal these fools I need a boat I need some

Wood I didn’t bring any I’m gonna have to go get some so I can kidnap these fools and take them back to my base oh [ __ ] yeah I’m going to need at least two she’s pulling a planet lackluster what’s Planet lackluster I got some emotes still yeah

What which one do I have from you I should have a bitty one shouldn’t I yeah hell yeah that’s a good one the toast one is good oh the knees look how Rosy those knees are oh my God it’s beautiful Rosy knees eager to please wait a minute poke

Catch so I’m thinking what I’m going to do for streaming is I think I’m going to go hard into the Minecrafting on Twitch and then when I do my other streams I’ll do YouTube and kick as usual on the off days Planet lackluster is code name for her twitch Nemesis

Um oh okay I get it I was like what I think I get it is it involve like the moon Anorith has been caught by Peaks cat and could be anyone oh classic fossil Pokemon for emote twitch Nemesis maybe I think I know Planet lackluster I oh God oh my

God yeah I think I get it I think I get it all right I need to go sleep in one of these villagers beds God playing on Hardcore is just like hard it’s a moon different than a planet I get it though I get it oh there’s no bed in

Here yeah make room buddy where bunking together I didn’t get it because it didn’t make any sense I get it now I get it now I’m picking up what you’re putting down so let’s make all these in Oak planks let’s make a crafting table let us make a boat and I also need

Uh [ __ ] it take that give me that give me that give me give me that is that Elon Musk was Elon Musk on the private jet list yeah let’s take this I need a work workbench item Okay who wants to go for a ride in my boat what are you guys

Doing all right so if I put this here and I put this here will someone come and take a job hello [ __ ] planets and moons are both types of celestial bodies this is true you [ __ ] who wants it got him let’s go buddy buddy bung hole that’s true but a

Moon is not a planet it’s true yeah say goodbye to your friends and family butthole what is that nothing how do you feel buddy on your way to your new home I think tomorrow I’m going to play Yakuza like a dragon wait am I going the right way yes I am perfect perfect

Perfect look at that cool ass Cliff oh baby I think my base is over here because I got to beat I gotta beat like a dragon before infinite wealth comes out because I got I gotta I think I got to buy infinite wealth I thought it was going to be on Game

Pass but no oh god what the [ __ ] is that oh I hit a puffer fish oh my God that was like heartwrenching holy [ __ ] that scared the crap out of me dude unfortunately not on Game Pass for whatever reason exactly I thought it was for sure on Game Pass pretty

Sad do you know who I was talking about should I say the name I mean there’s no way that person is here just say it who gives a [ __ ] Moon glorious stop [ __ ] footing around it I ain’t [ __ ] footing around it she said say it I said it

I don’t even know who it is I just know the name okay I was talking to you tank oh not me I’m allowed to [ __ ] foot okay let’s oh [ __ ] okay whoa let’s chop this down here we go okay this this is good I want to get this fool over

Here so what I’m going to do is I need a few workbenches herb has a [ __ ] pass yeah all right love the [ __ ] pass dispenser that’s not a work workbench what’s an inexpensive workbench I can make cobbled deep slate can make a furnace yeah three furnaces beautiful let’s

Go is that like a hall pass quote Satan looks surprisingly a lot like Jake Paul really pretty good where did I park this [ __ ] over here I think that needs to be a quote what Satan looks surprisingly like Jake Paul it already is a quote Oh the [ __ ]

Pass I mean feel free you’re a freaking mod you can do anything you want let’s do that so in theory if I knock this F3 and B in theory he’ll go pick up the job I knock him out of the boat what the [ __ ] dude knock the [ __ ] boat off there we

Go okay so he’s going to go get the job here buddy buddy buddy come here yeah come get the job okay you got the job so get this job now oh is he only going to take this job where’s he going [ __ ] I lost him I’ve lost him I [ __ ]

Up buddy come get a job I want to give you a job over here buddy over here dude follow me to your new home over here kind of job Does it include some blowing no no no no no no no no nothing like that buddy

Dude my dude dude where the [ __ ] are you going dude oh maybe it’s too late for him to work you should still take a job though dude okay let me give him a bed [ __ ] yeah what a dinkus dorcus m gorus a blowing and a throwing hit

Him I got him I got him now Yea yeah yeah this is perfect actually this is going to take me right to my leaf Tunnel oh that one’s starting to change color broke his ass home yeah okay he can sit there for a minute cuz I think I have a bunch of leaves down here still in one of these chests oh no I think they’re on the top of my base so let’s just use Netherrack for

Now Oh I don’t think he can get up this high oh but maybe that he could do okay oops all right I’m head to bed I’ll see you tomorrow all right Colton take it easy buddy all right so he can’t escape oh he could technically climb a vine maybe yeah go down the

Stairs yeah come on let’s go come to your new home yeah there’s let’s put a bed down here maybe he’ll come down here does he not know how to use the stairs or what oh Jesus yeah go down there buddy okay let’s see what he’s going to

Do down there he’s really trying to escape sounds are broken now that didn’t work this time okay he’s down there now let’s see what happens okay I think I know how to fix it give me one second okay where’s my buddy oh he’s just where are you going dude what the

[ __ ] oh let me put down his workbench maybe that’ll help him here’s your bed here’s your workbench dude what the [ __ ] are you doing okay I’m going to have to like lock him away cuz he’s being a [ __ ] oh my God where’d he go oh oh my God what a [ __ ]

Idiot where’s my boat jump in the boat buddy buddy don’t go back there buddy what the [ __ ] is even back there what’s your problem buddy no you [ __ ] why are villagers so effing stupid oh my God this [ __ ] idiot try to go there now buddy oh God damn

It all right [ __ ] him he can stay in there then no all right dumbass that’s your new home hope you like it oh God there we go okay okay okay what a [ __ ] you enjoyed that Bobby all right I knocked down like all my torches so let’s do that okay we got one

Villager now even though he’s an idiot excuse me all right let’s give him a bed and a workbench and see if he will like calm the [ __ ] down oh sorry mando what’s going on Mando my apologies I was distracted by this idiot [ __ ] [ __ ] guy doesn’t seem to like this area for whatever

Reason hello there turning my Straight villager gay uh I don’t know if that’s what’s happening here but sure all right this is your new Al Cove sir enjoy let’s fill this in all right let’s give him a bed and give him a workbench in there and then he can

Stay in this corner why is he like being such a weener I don’t understand maybe I need to sleep all right let’s see if I sleep with that does anything why did you enslave this villager um so I can have my own traitors like so I can get items and stuff you

Know but he’s just being a [ __ ] okay I should get like a fence or something like that okay uh oh I can make a fence I think yeah perfect there we go look at his begging eyes yeah he’s like please put me to work I need I need I need work you

Know I can’t live like this yeah I don’t know what his deal is go over there buddy oh I wonder if he’s stuck to my bed no wait I slept in it oh he might be stuck to one of my my other workbenches too okay so let’s get rid of this and this

And this and I think that’s it for the workbenches there we go I think he’s taken a new job yes hey buddy there we go he’s a butcher now cuz that’s a smoke whatever finally oh my God what a pain that was okay so I know what I’m doing next time is

Not letting them run free in my base cuz obviously that’s a big mistake so for the next guy I bring I’ll put him in an Al Cove he wants Freedom no no no no no no no no he doesn’t know what he wants see look he loves life he’s like give bring

Me 14 raw chickens and I’ll give you an emerald or seven porks wait do I I have an egg maybe I can get a chicken be incredible actually what job do I want him to have uh I can’t make a lecturn I need leather and paper and I don’t have any leather cuz

There’s no cows around here where did he get the product the emerald I don’t know he just has them on him I guess yeah I don’t know where he got it oops stack those boys yeah cool okay so I need two before they can start having a Frick Shack over

Here oh my Vines grew that’s nice even though they look dead as [ __ ] um blast those bad boys I guess and let’s oh I can make a lightning rod let’s make seven blocks of copper let’s start aging them in case I want to make a Statue of Liberty I don’t

Know here we go what are all these did I do that I must have all right potato still growing and get some wheat though excuse me my voice is getting a little froggy could you could you at least make the prison pretty I mean eventually aren’t the villagers gay technically

Because they’re all men I think there are just they don’t have a gender I don’t think they look more masculine for sure but but I think they’re supposed to be genderless yeah I mean tank let me show you what I did before for my other um dudes where were they this

One excuse me sorry so this is my other server and you can see my build down here I don’t know if you’ve seen this before tank this is my desert build with my pyramid but there’s my city and my base has a nice wall around

It but I’ll show you what I did for my Traders yeah I had all my Traders down here and you can see they had bookshelves and I did different types of blocks like what is this that’s a loom so they’re like empty bookshelves you know so these are all

Book Traders and it shows you what they had like this guy sells sharpness 5 and smite four Smite five sorry so those are all those guys and then over here this guy sells Redstone and Lapis Lazuli um this guy sold mine the different tools you know this guy sold

He must have sold something good no just one Dime One emerald diamond gear um oh I thought I had oh yeah and over here this was the farmer guys so this guy he would buy potatoes and stuff and then this guy sold like fishing Stuff so this these guys were these guys were zombified multiple times when you could still do that to get a better discount that doesn’t work anymore so have you ever seen the inside of my pyramid let me show you this was quite the build I got to say

Ow so I made a mirror a mirror room in here So this is um there’s like glass underneath here and then it’s mirrored but that’s another block that’s just down there and then this is all another like there’s a beacon there and there’s a beacon way down here and then there’s a third Beacon here cuz that’s the only way you could do

It so this was a fun one took a while to do but it sounds like a really bad pickup line have you ever seen the inside of my pyramid yeah dude have you ever seen the inside of my pyramid oh and I was working on a sheep shearing Farm here love the stream

1195 what was that alert that I just had go off ow I didn’t see anything oh queso F hola amigo I do not speak Spanish who followed love the stream Why didn’t it show up welcome in and welcome to Twitch I’m go back to the hardcore all

Right should I try to capture another man I mean uh recruit another friend I saw it but didn’t hear it someone say CIO it did for me okay I think I know I can fix that let me see here cuz we were complaining about double audio from Minecraft so I think if I

Go like this tell me if you can still hear the game can you still hear the the Game no you can’t hear the game God damn it wait yes so you can hear it okay Bobby try guns again piano chest yes correct ooh ooh guns guns guns these trees oh this here it works that’s bamboo that’s bamboo okay that’s why I was confused cuz I would never cons call

That a tree so yeah this is the bamboo which you can use as fuel or make um scaffolding out of it works yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes nice perfect love it um where’s my boat oh it’s on the ground ow beautiful world love it well that was my

Uh that was my old server I used to have for stream Watchers I don’t have a server going right now but people were kind of like we should get a server going in so I’m going to consider it and see right now though I’m just playing hardcore and I’m slowly making my

Way through the game basically trying to power up before I go to the like fight the Ender Dragon and stuff I’ve never beaten the Ender Dragon on Hardcore but thank you I appreciate it that was a lot of hours to do that um that uh what do you call it build excuse

Me poke catch so I wonder why it’s not showing me follows in the Stream oh was that like a bot thing where it would show a follow in the Stream chat I’m confused anyway I’m just kidnapping villagers right now it doesn’t anymore though okay I wonder why it stopped doing it it

Shows in your dashboard my dashboard is covered up by like YouTube chat and kick chat so I can’t really see what’s going on in my Dash board uh where am I going this way get rid of kick chat no one’s talking to you there uh quo F just

Oh that’s why you said CIO no quesoff is in the kick chat and he said hola com esta Amigo which I said I don’t speak Spanish but yes you’re right no one is no it’s queso like queso dip not K Casio or whatever the [ __ ] he is queso yeah exactly

It was queso F that’s how you say it like the dip oh his name’s queso oh well anyways I’ve literally watched 12 seconds of him and that was 12 seconds more than I wanted to where’s the village right there love the stream I don’t have any water unfortunately I’ll have a sip of

Pepsi thank you thank you thank you tank did you ever watch drink your spit did you ever watch home movies tank if anyone in here has watched home movies it’s going to be tank I need a bed and a workbench Brandon small yes thank you home movies is funny okay

Perfect you guys know it the clip I want to get for when I um someone does the redeem okay so first pizza cat you said sound alerts is that only for bits or can it actually be for like redemptions as well so what I want to do

Is it’s redemptions 2 okay so when I have a drink Redemption I want it to play the clip of Coach mcer going who wee weed in my canteen redemptions as well as you can play play random sounds or particular sound okay and then I also want to have it say

Um all I could taste is wee wee could be anyone there are people here rude AF could be anyone in the kick chat welcome in could be anyone oh a camel Dead red what does Dead red mean is there not another workbench in here take the camel

Home maybe later I’m here to get a a human person not a God these desert Villages suck epic ass Red Dead redemptions oh I see I missed that I missed that I missed that I missed that it’s a little harder to pay attention to three chats at once I got to

Say I definitely miss too much on YouTube and kick which sucks check out the toes on that Camel wait a minute camel toes that brand of humor is just so Unbecoming at least you don’t have Facebook open I kind of almost should though that’s where my family would

Watch I remember one time my cousin came to town and we were meeting up for dinner you know and uh you know we’re just chitchatting and she’s like oh are you still oh there’s a craphy table somewhere aha she’s like are you still doing the podcast and I was like

What she I’m like yeah and she’s like oh I just haven’t seen you do it in a long time and I was like you watched it she’s like yeah on Facebook I’d watched the intro until you got to stuff that I didn’t care about and I was like oh my God you

Nub I don’t think your family should hear you [ __ ] you say if we do random quotes I mean depends on the family I guess yes caught him hey buddy welcome to your new home let’s go for a ride Cub nub oh could be anyone is everywhere well figure it out

You nub oh my God he’s in every chat you should stream to Discord to promote growth maybe get some new follows actually no yeah Discord no but I should be doing it to Tik Tok because I can stream to Tik talkk peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly

Time yeah I should add Tik Tok to the listing yeah I’ll try to figure that out for next time yeah the other thing too is like don’t underestimate the chord until you get a warning from who Tik Tok um what was I going to say oh uh Snapchat sent me like a thing

Talking about my like growth and like how many views and stuff I got this like past month or whatever and I was like what the [ __ ] is this got to shut it off and restart it later if you don’t you’ll get banned what do you mean Discord is going to be the same

People that chatting there and already watched the podcast yeah there’s no growth what I should do is I should put maybe an event on the Discord when I’m streaming so people if they come to the Discord they can see like hey he’s streaming right now I was being factious well

Obviously event is a good idea hence the L yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right we got to take this homeboy home I’ll eat some bread in front of him give him an what he’s going to be looking forward to imagine having no

[ __ ] I don’t have to imagine it dude Tik Tok gives warnings for stupid things like sometimes when it’s not even against toos so you would have to immediately end the Tik Tok stream and restart it back up a few minutes later otherwise they’ll forcibly shut you down

How would you know that you’ve got like a warning would it show up in the chat all right let’s put that down email alerts yeah really email alerts no he’s going to go get that he’s like I want that I want it give it to me give it to me

Baby give it to me baby get out my way [ __ ] where’d you go come here buddy right here thank you over here buddy right about here and and and right about here yeah and right about over here yeah let’s get him in a boat they should give you a message

Saying you got a warning have to keep my eyes peeled but like what’s the worst if they forcibly shut it down that does it matter too much or would you get banned like I don’t know you’ll get banned oh well L dah okay so is it the problem

That these guys can’t use stairs is that why buddy could not come down here before um what if I do that axe y oh yeah he’s [ __ ] zooming down there dude he’s like give me that job over here bro oh he’s taking a job over there what a

Dude all right well let’s block this off so we can’t escape I guess right there and let’s do hello let’s put a boat there just in case but Tik Tok is worth it especially the gifts they have that sometimes can scare you 18 months Chinese super max is that what happens

Got to get um are they still doing those AI streams on Tik Tok tick Tok with those [ __ ] weirdo like thanks for the Roses thanks for the Roses oh yum yum yum yum thanks for the Roses thanks for the Roses the NPCs yeah I saw when uh I show speed was

Doing one it’s like what the hell even I show speed is doing it I watch one he’s kind of funny he said I show speed all right let’s put oh he’s in the boat what a Chad especially when he dives off the camera and fights like a llama or

Something is that I show speed or is that somebody else cuz that sounds like something he would do no okay that definitely sounds like oh God something he would do explain all this what am I explaining Walmart NPC employee oh here we go and buddy give me this oh

My pockets are full of [ __ ] let’s do that all right let’s do this and this and hop in the boat we’re going for a float buddy all right let’s park him here for now I need a another fence block them in I got a block out the

Haters all right let’s see if wait maybe I’ll go to sleep first what are you two talking about to the UN indoctrinated oh the NPC oh wait was that my bed the NPC thing is um like literally people will pretend to be an NPC so they’ll do the exact same

Thing over and over on Tik Tok so like when you get a gift on like if you get a gift on Tik Tok which is like getting bits or whatever it’ll put like a row on the screen they’re worth different values or whatever so like an NPC Tik tocker will

Just be like doing something like pretending to walk and they’ll be like thanks for the Roses thanks for the roses and then they’ll like keep walking be like oo cowboy hat oo cowboy hat thanks for the Roses thanks for the Roses it’s [ __ ] really stupid like incredibly dumb got him got him

Nice I love it all right where’s my stone cutter at least the one I watch doesn’t do that no that’s good yeah I H they’re just ridiculous it looks so stupid why do I have so many furnaces oh I made these because I was going to use them to bring my dudes over

But they they don’t take a job at a furnace so it didn’t do anything for me okay nice get some gold smelted I guess do I have anything else I can smelt oh have five raw iron where’s the copper blocks Mr Block oh yeah there we

Go yamper has been caught by the tank I don’t like yamper kind of a lame Pokemon all right let’s put these copper blocks down up top oh I forgot I knocked the stairs out I put my stairs back in okay we’re getting some stuff anyways so next time I want to work on

The iron no wait the uh The Blaze Rod Farm egg tan joined the Discord how did you even get the link to the Discord way to go eggy wagy tan welcome into the Discord there we go are those done already whoa legendary okay we’re doing not too shaby

Here gold ingot there wait oh those are droppers the link in the oh really I forgot I put a link in the description well thank you eggy wagy appreciate that I like it um when I’m at work because um I get bored and then if uh people talk to me while

I’m at work then I’m less bored wow crazy I know though recently at work it’s been so effing busy that I can’t really just be in there messaging all day long even though I’d like to AKA curb doesn’t want to work and slack off with us well true but I mean

Recently that’s not really been possible cuz it’s been so much [ __ ] work at the godamn warehouse oh whole area back here oh I guess I’ve never been down here before found some torches light it up [ __ ] oh I usually feel bad chatting with you when you working hell no don’t feel

Bad please do it but he didn’t do it almost every day a couple years ago while in the office almost every day dude covid times [ __ ] I man I had it down to a science it was great I mean the co part sucked and having to work during it all sucked and

All that [ __ ] but I had it down to a [ __ ] science bro are you trying to flirt with me why are you calling me that what eggy Waggy I don’t know no particular reason all right let’s get out of here yeah please feel free to chat at me at work

If I have the time I will reply and I think tomorrow like I’m going to be like free to do whatever the well oh God not free to do whatever the [ __ ] I want but I’m going to be all alone in the warehouse I think

Tomorrow so I can have a [ __ ] around a lot hey Wiggy don’t get down doesn’t like to be called the eggy wagy okay I hear the dudes over there oh [ __ ] okay I was thinking maybe one of these side Corners had a spawner in it cuz I

Swear I found a spawner like a skeleton spawner or something wait did I take a wrong turn into Albuquerque how do I get back to where I came from is this a parkour level now I got to jump off this [ __ ] Leaf oh it totally

Was if you want if you want I would gladly grind on you if you want to flirt with me oh God n I’m good thanks for the offer though but I’m good there’s still a lot of [ __ ] around here oh man there’s so many like nooks and crannies in

This cave wait how did I get through here oh over here I feel I should get rid of this lava lettuce what are you doing why do you keep saying like random vegetables in the chat oh is that just to do a chat Bobby is that why I like

It yeah I’m so hard right now so I want to release some tension up on you what the [ __ ] H I’m good I’m good thanks for the offer though but I’m I’m good so why did I block lock this off this way I didn’t have torches I

Guess oh wait is this oh what the [ __ ] is this it oh there’s a spider spawner back here that’s pretty good I knew I found a spawner Dude I got to make a [ __ ] spider spawner thing here what do we got in here quick charge to three that’s for crossbow right oh [ __ ] cat C418 hell yeah first music disc melon seeds Redstone pumpkin seeds gold I can take the string dude sick Okay so where is this

Area why did I block it off oh perfect it’s straight at the bottom of these stairs so nice Okay well um crap how am I going to remember this tomorrow or next time I play well I mean I’ll remember now it’s just at the bottom of the

Stairs what time is it it’s 10:51 all right it’s time for me to raid somebody so I can go to bed and like so I can wind down a bit before bed ooh baby o baby oo baby o baby MADD is live really oh my god well I’m going to check

My list and check it twice oh actually how do you make a record player I want to make a record player wait is it called a record player what’s it called jukebox oh [ __ ] yeah I can do that for sure juke box Juke Juke Juke Juke Juke Juke Juke

Box actually before we do that let’s put this copper outside oh it’s night time let me go to sleep first I think we made a bit of progress tonight and by we I mean me who we weed in my canteen oops let’s put down my blocks my potato has finally grown dude

I have three potatoes ah okay all right let’s make a juke box so we can listen to this music do Juke boxes still spit out the disc when they’re done uh my little base here is getting a little [ __ ] messy all right hell Yeah dude so good Oh [ __ ] need that parrot Jam Santa Claus Is Coming changes radio station all over your face what the [ __ ] Nice we’re Vibing all right let’s get the disc out let us put it in here let’s save and quit the title oh oh baby oh baby oh baby all right oh why am I logged out of restreamio weird good thing it still worked even though I was logged

Out um I’m going to end the stream on Kick so thank you queso followed me thank you queso see you another time in the kick Stream kick is done um YouTube I’m G to end the YouTube stream thank you egg tan bobi could be anyone Mando Hunter Tropa the G5 thank you thank you thank you I’ll see you next time