Minecraft Legend of Hoodie E01 “Wizard’s First Day” (Silly Role-play)

Greetings lords and ladies it is I your Majesty King punch would here long time no see and welcome back to oh wait no this is not the tale of kingdoms I’m afraid this is this is not about me any longer tale of kingdoms has come to a conclusion today we have a tale

A mighty tale a legend actually about hoody the young man there behind me in the purple robes you can’t see his face but I’m sure he’s blushing right now he’s kind of shy so indeed this is the legend of hoody and it’s an epic saga

You see about how he became a mage and in my employ here at hog farts mage Hall and we are about to hear his story I’m going to give him the microphone and the floor here momentarily but let me just say a few words about my my friend here

My pal hoody the mage he has served me quite well over the years and it is indeed high time that we hear his story his background is somewhat of a mystery seeing but anyway he he’s been on many a dangerous adventure with me and played an important role in the refugee war you

See yes would he hold on now wait a minute I’m a second ago you were embarrassed to get up here and talk now at now you take notes down we go and you have the mic and the floor is yours my friend so he he proved his loyalty and

Worth to the king and we became fast friends and of course he was rewarded for his outstanding service to the kingdom of punch wood and is now currently serving as my royal mage yes and advise it and I think he also has a part-time job and teaches that hog farts

In his spare time so without further ado let’s hear Woody’s story hoodie the mage would you go Comeau via hoodie but you can take them in it this is a magic sword it’s also microphone Vega okay now so sit back and relax everybody and we shall hear the legend of hoodie

What a lovely night first story oh it is this thing on okay then well thank you your majesty your kind words do me great justice and might I add that was a stellar performance and without further ado I will go ahead and paint a picture in your mind’s eye using my great

Magical powers so it’ll put you right into the story so imagine if you will a young man standing in a small village nestled in a valley in the background our great ice capped mountains in the Sun slowly rising in the sky the young man is wearing blue robes and he has a

Book in his hands he is also surrounded by villagers all staring at him expectantly something is happening here and we’re not quite sure it looks like perhaps looks like perhaps it’s a going-away party everyone’s saying their goodbyes to the man in robes but there’s also another man here with a very cool

Blue hat pointed actually but he’s looking away he appears to be perhaps he’s upset or saddened we don’t know suddenly the young man opens the book and begins to read legend of hoodie vol 1 the beginning our story takes place in ARS Magica once a peaceful and magical

Realm powerful mages of lights living in towers across the lands provided protection and kept monsters at bay but then came the dark mages led by an evil oak mage and thus began the mage wars a great conflict between the forces of darkness and light hoody was just a boy

During the mage wars but his parents both accomplished mages fought on the side of light the war raged for many years devastating the lands and its people both sides light and dark suffered tremendous losses including the arc mage and hoodies own father but in the end the dark mages were victorious

The few light mages that survived the war was scattered and forced into hiding as dark mages and their minions hunted them down one by one hoody and his mother sought refuge deep underground but eventually they were discovered and a group of dark mages raided their hideout hood his mum fought valiantly

But being vastly outnumbered she knew she could not win pooling her remaining mana she cast a powerful teleport spell sending her little boy far away hood he found himself near a village and was taken in by the good folk many years have passed since then yet remnants of the mage wars remain old

Ruins litter the lands above and below the surface abandoned mage towers and underground hideouts are scattered about many containing powerful relics left behind by long-forgotten inhabitants pockets of civilization exists here but are terrorized constantly by monsters rampaging across the lands unopposed by anyone able to stop them rumor has it

That a few light mages still live and fight evil as best they can but they’re scattered and leaderless it is now that hoody has realized that time is ripe for him to set forth and seek his destiny unknown author and so our journey begins with a brave and ambitious and

Relatively Ansem young man embarking on an epic journey to become the most powerful wizard in all the realms of Oz Magica but first he’s gonna need a bit of wood and probably crafting table and and yeah so welcome by now everyone you should be able to see through my mind’s

Eye or rather you’re in your mind’s eye everything that had happened to me as a youngster just as I was leaving the village all the villagers were gathered there to say goodbye master Henry the hedge wizard was a little bit upset actually more than a little you would

Not even look at me hmm Henry Henry I’ve got to go I’m going to become the most powerful wizard in all the lands I shall restore the lands and the peace and prosperity you’ll see Henry okay well goodbye sir and and you too and on am and uncle Barry whatever okay I better

Go before it gets dark we’ll see you please just say goodbye what’d you get oh well indeed I don’t think I can afford your lesser focus Henry perhaps another time okay let’s see what this little village has to offer me before I head out into the world and seek fame

Fortune and ultimate power in the universe um Wow huh okay that was a mighty steed I could probably use a mighty steed let me just fix this floor here because it’s pathway this is what happens when a war of mages devastates the land nothing seems to look right goodbye Larry

We’ll see you I’ll be back you’ll see okay we better get working here let’s go chop down some pine trees oh it’s a long way to wizard master mastery this is a spruce may be them but you’ve got to start somewhere meager beginnings even us wizards of

Well that are destined to become great and powerful I heard dog I could use some companionship most likely oh it is a dog hello puppy are you the wizard are you the village pup because I don’t remember you no your stranger all right let’s do this now fortunately the Henry

The hedge wizard has taught me a little bit about magic just the very basics to get started and I should be able to pick up on a few of the basics right off the bat but first I’m going to need some tools so let’s just do that we’ll do a

Little digging here we’re going to need stones known as an important part of being a wizard truly but before we do that let’s let’s go digging I hate to dig right in to the village here but let’s see if this stone over here now as a kid I used

To run around and play in this pond and climb the hills and look around for those mage towers hidden mage towers well some of them are hidden actually the towers and I hidden the ruins are put on the surface of the land in most cases but there are also hidden

Underground little homes a little hideouts that the light mages had built after the war to hide out most of them are abandoned now but maybe we’ll find some some other mages that we can recruit ultimately this is one of my goals not only do I wish to become

Powerful in my own right but if I am able to reunite some of the light mages and get them to work together might be able to bring back some of the peace and prosperity that we had here in the lands before the mage wars began what ok this

Was that chunky piece of look at it okay now going to make some upgrades here I’m probably going to need a weapon of some sort well until I’m able to cast spells and blow stuff up I’m gonna have to use a sword believe it or not let’s get an

Axe and put that over there and what else probably need a shovel you know I might end up sleeping the night here before and then maybe I’ll take off in the morning what do you think you’re broken okay you know I better replant that tree and I should probably bring

Some meat man I don’t think the villagers will miss a cow or two hopefully only that guy I hear some sort of a horse frightening frightening sound that actually hello little piglet I don’t want to kill little people oh dear that’s a lion okay let’s stay away from

The big cat oh yes there’s a tower right there I forgot about that tower see I grew up here and I do recall seeing the tower there in the distance of course Henry the hedge wizard always said to stay away from that tower that evil things lived within perhaps and that

Would be no good for me good messing around over there I’m not so sure he was right but now is the time to go do so did you actually just drop some slime balls mr. piggy what were you doing with those slimeballs pigs will eat anything around these parts whew Klaus

Big cat claws somebody killed a big cat out here can’t imagine what whatever it was I don’t think I want to meet it alright I think what I’m going to do is a bit of a find some coal then we’re gonna hit into that tower but I want to

Get some torches first snake it’s a dangerous world we live in oh hi elephant what rattle snake close call you’re just a baby can I get a ride nope alright let’s we better think about our survival here there’s some coal up there I want to make a few torches first and

Then I believe we’ll go into that mage tower and check it out it’s one of the old ruins left over from the mage wars and these odd plants I have been living quite a sheltered life here so if I seem like I don’t know what the heck is going on it’s probably

Because I don’t know what the heck is going on now I thought I saw some coal up here I’m gonna go get it trust me I will give you more than one piece I was my dirt up to get you yes I have indeed live the sheltered life and

I blame I blame Henry the hedge wizard he kind of took me under his wing taught me a few of the basics about magic I know that I need to a create a some runes rune Vestas and that’s made of stone we’re going to do that here

Momentarily and then I need to make an arcane empowerment table right now I do know a few recipes but without the arcane empowerment table I cannot power myself up and boy it’s starting my stomach is a starting to growl we better you know I don’t want to go back to the

Village and rely on them I think what I’m going to do is I’m out here now we are on our own so it’s time to be on our own for real let’s get some torches going Henry kind of miffed me anyway did me didn’t seem very happy about me leaving

His just sad just said it’s okay it’s a pork and then we’ll investigate that mage tower really don’t know if I want to do it in the middle of the night but how much of a choice now do i we have a sword do we have we have some leather I

Wonder if I should make some armor before we head in I can’t make much I can make a pair of shoes but I might need that leather for something else do I need it feel well we can get more let’s just make let’s put on some boots

Let’s just put on some boots oh that’s good that is fine fine look indeed now what do you do I don’t remember learning about the blue orchids we’re just going to put that away in my pocket for now and then maybe I’ll be inspired somehow later and I

Think it’s time to go check out this mage tower right now I cannot contain myself any longer we must go Stone sword is probably not the most reliable most effective weapon to go searching through mage towers but oh oh spider and rat all spiders and raspberries oh no that’s a

Poison why Oh what are you doing out here ahh that’s you were a cave spider ok cave spider in the woods not cool oh I’m trapped bloody rat ha I have always heard that mages a mages life is tough in the beginning but things will get better right

What are you your fly okay almost healed back up to full strength kyrat well what the that rat me there it is it’s raw rat he’ll gross okay well I guess I shouldn’t knock it before I try it and it certainly is plenty oh gosh yeah that’s an undead horse and many

Rats you know what I’m gonna try some rat meat find a horse that’s a zombie horse oh gosh well we’re pretty close to home I suppose I do ah somebody’s throwing something at me what the heck slowed somebody’s through slow potion at me oh no this is ahhmm be horse by my

I’m gonna hit into the water don’t be host by my shelter get into the water hey it’s a witch there’s a witch she’s slowing me down and I’m getting attacked by rats no this is not good get get this is not not a good first day and

I’m poisoned she poisoned me she slowed me and poisoned me I need some sort of a range weapon I can’t wait when I get spells I’m coming back for you lady I don’t know where I’m going going toward the ice capped mountains I’m safe you know what maybe I’ll just head back home

For a little bit no I can’t do that I shall not give up so easily she’ll fight to the death that’s right rats don’t know who you’re messing with my name is hoody this is my legend of course we know how it ends I what would

Somebody just buzz me at my pager we know how it ends we know how it ends I do end up at hog farts or at least that’s where I I hope to be someday I guess we don’t have a dance yes I endeavor to become the most powerful

Wizard on earth or Minecraftia and then get a job with over at the King punch would ya some new king yeah he’s establishing some sort of Kingdom over for the refugees uh there’s something about that that’s what I heard I’m not really sure about that now here is a

Pretty good guy and he’s been hiring various services oh that’s a flying horse that’s probably not very friendly other although it was friendly then I could maybe write it wagging its tail could be nice hi you were wagging it I don’t know okay no no no I don’t think he’s nice let’s get

Under the trees quickly quickly get get out of here rat great I’m fighting flying magical evil horse with a stone sword this could be worse I suppose huh alright there’s a lot of rats here what okay which is still milord I think what I’m gonna do is make another sword

I’m gonna do that right here just enough sticks here is something’s coming something’s coming I know back no don’t knock me that kind of war is a big move or something poison three did I make the sword did I check it I did not make the sword okay

Things are looking bad but remember this is my first day as a wizard in training I’m sure people have had worse first days so don’t judge let’s make some more torches sounds hilarious doesn’t you come down here there is see coming whoa that’s a ghost probably didn’t

Appreciate that did you let’s have some luck I really can’t wait to get some spells I’m not much of a swordsman I hear King punch wood is an amazing duelist warrior but this is not for me I want to shoot things from afar with flames lightning oh dear Lord what is that

Ah how long the nights last here I’ll get you come down here nightmare I think you are in nightmarish you make me come up there I will if I have to oh yes itself after all who okay how about if we just turn this into a little

Shelter I think the Sun is on the rise it is your name day official name day and we’re gonna start with UConn he was the first pet and you can bang congratulations UConn you’re in the phone book now there’s somebody go go play UConn be somebody you could be

Anything with a name and Maya you’re next bang