Minecraft Love: Who Should Mongo Date?

That was such a long school day guys I know right I’m so ready to go home now and nap see you guys tomorrow okay bye Tina oh my gosh isn’t Tina the best yeah I guess she’s pretty cool what’s up woodo well guess what I

Am going to ask Tina to Brom I got her some flowers and a box of chocolates and I got her her favorite kitty cat plushies too wait that’s great woodo I hope she accepts you but wait a second when is prom I think it’s like tomorrow night or something oh my gosh

That’s not good news woodo I don’t have any date for prom oh gosh well that sucks I got to get out of here though okay I got to go get my clothes ready bye wait what oh no this isn’t good I got to quickly find a date or else I’m

Going to be super lonely and prom hm well you know what maybe I can go search for someone in the city what I’m going to do is go to the theater that’s probably where girls hang out wait what what in the world is going

On is that the minor and did he get a minor girlfriend oh my gosh oh my gosh those two miners are so cute together wait what even the miner can get a date how in the world do I get someone oh gosh they must have found a movie there’s probably other couples

Watching inside uh Mr hot dog can I please get one ticket to whatever movie they were watching please one ticket I’m sorry sir but this is a couples movie you need a date if you want to watch this one are you serious well I don’t

Have a date can you please just do me a favor this one time and let me go please I really want to watch the movie I’m sorry buddy but if you don’t have a girlfriend then you’re not allowed in this place get Li okay Mr hot dog what

If I pay you like $100 extra come on man I really need this please please please I’m sorry bud this is only for couples and anyways how do you not have a girlfriend wait what you have a girlfriend Mr hot dog it’s not my fault I don’t have anyone to ask for prom

Loser all right you know what whatever Mr hot dog I’m not going to watch a movie either I’m going to go get some ice cream cuz that’s the only thing that can make me feel better right now hello Mr ice cream do you have any new flavors

For me and wait what in the world is that the clown oh my gosh baby you’re so high oh my gosh no you I can’t believe I’m going to t with you oh my gosh I can believe I want to dat with you you’re so beautiful what in the world the clown

Has a date too what is going on oh my gosh babe can you brush my nose oh my gosh of course honey H H oh my gosh I’m such a good clown AR I you guys are so cute what I’m going to do is give you

The newest flavor of ice cream oh my gosh thank you so much Mr ice cream wow this ice cream is so good right babe oh my gosh yeah so good wo they’re even trying ice cream together I want to be like them oh my gosh honey let’s go

Like torment people in the park now oh yeah that would be so fun come on come on who are you get out of my face loser um what in the world was that Mr ice cream what kind of flavor did you give them well you say mango it’s the newest

Flavor but it’s only for couples wait what it’s only for couples are you serious not this non this again come on Mr ice cream let me try the flavor it looks so good no if you don’t have a girlfriend you’re not trying it no way

Mr ice cream you can’t do me like that please please please I really want to try it oh my gosh you’re so lonely and weird and ugly but whatever I guess I’ll let you try it here you go okay thank you Mr ice cream you’re such a nice guy

Wait what it’s just mango ice cream are you serious I eat this literally every day yeah exactly come on I tricked them into buying it don’t you understand it’s a marketing stunt oh my gosh Mr ice cream you just fooled me you know what I’m so done I can’t even find a

Girlfriend at the ice cream store what am I going to do now wait a second is that the clown what is he doing outside I thought he was with his girlfriend um who’s following me I DET tect someone’s presence uh I’m not following you I’m just walking this way okay oh it’s you

should I mess with you right now or later wait why why would you mess with me I didn’t even do anything anyways what do you want from me weirdo I don’t want anything from you I was just walking oh my gosh well listen buddy I got to get over to the

Dating competition at the fancy restaurant me and my girlfriend are totally going to win wait what there’s a dating competition happening yeah exactly you going to come well obviously I’m going to come I need a DAT for prom bro well you shouldn’t come because you’re going to

Lose are you serious clown you’re not funny get out of my face I’m going to go to that place right now before you goodbye no you’re not loser I think this is the place the clown was talking about what’s the worst that can happen and wait what look there’s a girl right

There is this the dating show or something okay you know what I’m just going to sit down and try to talk to her uh hello is it okay if I sit down over here oh my gosh this book about lizard is so interesting wait why are you

Reading a book isn’t this supposed to be a dating show or something what who are you oh my gosh do you like books about lizards I’ve never read a book in my life before wow you must be kind of dumb Mister what I’m not dumb excuse me ma’am

And uh sir you guys are a little bit late for the show I’m sorry Mr waiter I just found out about it right now should we sit down or something yes please take a seat right now both of you okay we’re seated down what are we do now well

Start talking J it’s up to you good luck oh gosh are you serious waiter you don’t have any tips or anything for me uh no this is your own show buddy get going oh my gosh well uh Miss Peggy what are some things that you’d like to do oh my gosh

Well I love reading books about science did you know that lizards can regrow their tails and that turtles have two mating Seasons okay I definitely did not know that nor do I care enough but are you going to ask me what I like um not really oh did you know that if someone

Doesn’t have a day for prom the percentage of the time they end up lonely and sad as an adult is 95 % what are you talking about me oh my gosh how do you know that I don’t have a date for prom oh I just guessed cuz you you look

Like you don’t have a date for prom are you serious why are you so mean oh I’m not mean I’m just being honest with you I also don’t have a date for prom SW what already I just got here yeah sorry not interesting next whatever you weren’t that interesting I hope you

Never find a date for prom oh don’t worry lady I got a date wait what in the world did the waiter mean by swap what is going on oh hello there I’m going next date hi all right CH take a seat take a seat this is your date uh

Do you have any more comfortable seats uh no this is all you get wait a second this is my next date is that like a turtle girl or something that’s not my type that’s probably wo’s type oh my gosh are you staring at me because I’m

Just the cutest girl you’ve ever seen uh sure I guess um waiter do you have any food or something you can bring us I’m kind of hungry food um sure I guess I can grab something hold on so like who are you I’m a princess are you like rich

Well I guess you could say that I’m kind of like you look I have a crown too oh cool that totally makes up for you being so ugly wait what I’m not ugly are you serious oh my gosh well I have three friends that I regularly hang out with

Do you have any friends um excuse me sorry to interrupt I have your food here it’s a nice little lobster enjoy oh my gosh Lobster my favorite wait a second I don’t really like seafood like that oh my gosh you’re like totally not my type in I’m just going to dig

In wait what you’re going to eat it right in front of me and why are you making get a mess that’s so good okay you know what I think I’ve seen enough I’m going to go tell the waiter to go swap the date waiter is there hey where are you going ugly guy

Um waiter is there any way we can swap the dates swap the dates I’m sure I guess but what’s wrong with her listen she’s a bit weird look how she’s acting I don’t really want that as my prom date okay all right fine swap right already whatever I don’t even like you anyway

You’re so ugly bye well I have a date and you don’t so sorry bye wait a second are you serious why would she insult me on the way out I don’t know man that’s your problem but anyways next Who’s Next come on oh gosh there’s going to be

Another day I don’t know if I can handle anymore all right let me just get the candles for you here sir let me grab this real quick light it up and uh this time around I got you a little bit something different to share with your partner a nice hamburger okay thank you

Finally something I can eat hey you shouldn’t be feeding that skinny kid a hamburger that’s not going to make him buff goosh I’m I’m out of here yeah get out of here I’ll bench press you wait what are you my next day Chad Lina yeah that’s me I’ve been having some trouble

With Chad recently okay so you signed up for the dating show yeah you know hoped it would make him jealous anyway what about you why are you here well I’m looking for my next date for prom oh dude you totally got to go on a diet

Before then I’m sure I could make you pretty buff though a diet how in the world is a diet going to help me don’t you see wudo he’s like super skinny and stuff and he’s going to get a date yeah no way that guy’s going to get a date

But it’s okay let’s go to the gym right now we can totally do some push-ups together wait what the gym I can’t go to the gym right now I’m on the dating show come on Chad Lina okay that’s fine then you’re going to start working out here

Right now come on give me 10 oh my gosh fine all right Chad Lina look I’m doing push-ups okay move those weak arms yeah go go go I’m trying my best oh gosh I can’t do anymore my arms give out wow that was worse than what I could do as a

5-year-old kid you really really got to start working out are you serious isn’t there anything nice you can say about me come on all the dates so far have been insulting me oh okay I guess I have been pretty negative uh you have a nice size

But skinny weak arms okay thank you Chad Lina I can work on my arms for you if you want to go to prom with me oh yeah I’d love to go to prom with you I’d love to get you in shape just to prove the

Chad how good I am wait really okay you know what let me go tell the waiter oh waiter guess what I’m happy to take Chad Lina to prom oh you want to take her to prom well I have a little bit of a problem for you buddy you actually need

Three girl girls to move on to the next round three girls are you serious yep it’s okay I know you’ll choose me cuz I’m going to whip you into shape oh gosh well I guess I’ll see you later Chad Lina see you later I’ll be thinking about you all right all right

And over that girl come on it’s time for your next girl come sit down okay fine I guess we’ll sit down over here all right take a nice little seat right out to the window view let me just break this over here give you a nice little candle and

Are you ready for your next date sir sure just just make sure they’re super normal okay oh gosh good luck oh my gosh Mongol Lina what are you doing here I’m your next date oh my gosh aren’t you so happy that I rigged the

Show and got them to let me on no I’m not happy about that I’m supposed to get a date for prom Mongol Lina can you leave me alone for right now I am literally your only option for prom I’m perfect for you I even got you

A bunch of gifts a bunch of gifts like what like all these presents just for you and this red fox plushy and this Fox Hat put it on I’m I’m sure you look adorable oh my gosh that fox plus is actually super cute and wait a second

The fox sat wait what I look kind of silly with this on mangolina I think you look amazing like always anyway you’re going to prom with me um you can’t just threaten me into going to prom with you if I say swap you’re literally going to be swapped out of

Here mangolina so don’t mess with me okay oh no no no no you won’t say swap just yet because if you do I’m going to kill everyone you love okay okay fine whatever I won’t say swap just be normal for a second W it’s that new shamp

Who you’re using last time I checked you were using mango shampoo ah why are you smelling my hair come on Mango just go out with me you know I’m perfect for you I literally watch you all day every day I’m your most dedicated girl don’t you think maybe that’s the reason why I

Don’t want to take you on the date come on we can even get married at prom think of all the attention everyone’s going to be so surprised wo wo wo married that’s moving a little bit too fast mangolina I’m just looking for a date to PR not getting married yeah but think of

How amazing it would be to be married we could get a house and have a bunch of kids okay okay you know what uh Mr waiter swap um okay we’re swapping you come on come on lady get out of here no I don’t want to be swapped I don’t want

To be swapped no get in my hands right now you’re getting out of here right now put me down what in the world was that okay you know what whatever let me just get ready for my next day I need to really find some other people or else

I’m not going to be able to move on to the next round sorry manga that was a little bit disturbing but no worries we got to taken care of her let me just put these candles down here there we go and next girl hello where are you oh my gosh

I’m so excited to be in this place um what in the world who is that oh is that my new date Maro hey yes I guess I’m your new date come on sit down maybe we can get to know each other hi my name’s Becky how are you uh I’m good

How about you I’m doing amazing you’re so hot oh my gosh this girl has such a big nose I can’t look at her tra well you know that even though I’m a villager us villagers get really good along with humans well the only times I’ve ever interacted with villagers is when we

Were making trades I’ve never really gone on a date with them well guess what I’m actually the funniest comedian alive Bongo are you ready to hear some jokes sure Becky I guess you can go ahead okay listen to this why did the Villager crashed the road um because he wanted to

Make a trade I don’t know oh yeah you got it right you wanted to make a trade is that funny yeah I guess that’s pretty funny oh gosh this Becky girl is so whack but she’s the nicest person I’ve seen so far so I guess I’ll accept her onto the prom

Date hey hey Mario tell me this would you call a villager with two arms a villager with two arms um I don’t know Becky can you just tell me guess what it’s just a villager okay you know what Becky you’re pretty nice so I guess I’ll accept you

On to the next round okay oh my gosh are you kidding me m can me give me a big smoosh wao wao wao okay hold on you’re taking away your nice points um Mr waiter I accept Becky onto the next round oh really I’m actually kind of

Surprise well in that case all right teleport wait what what do you mean by teleport what’s happening wait a second where in the world am I did the waiter bring me here hello hey mango wait Chad Lina why are you on stage and I thought we were

Supposed to move on to the next round if I said yes to three girls I only said yes to two girls oh don’t worry I actually picked a extra girl for you okay I guess that’s fine waiter what are we doing here well this is the round

Where we’re going to check out talents and whoever has the best talent means that they’re going to end up being your date okay finally after this round I can take someone to prom so um Chad Lina is going to go first I’m assuming yep that’s right Chad Lina go ahead all

Right as you already know I have a lot of talents and they all involve being super buff yeah okay like what Chad Lina can I see an example or something well I can do some boxing wa that’s actually super scary but I guess if anyone mess with me at

Prom she could beat them up I can totally destroy Chad and boxing I can also do a th000 push-ups in a row look at this wao she can do a thousand that’s pretty insane I can do push-ups with you on my back you want to test it

Out um let’s not test that out cuz that sounds really dangerous come on come up here and do some push-ups with me come on give me five no no no listen uh Chad Lina is that all you have to show for your strength dude of course

Not I can also do school what wao okay um my waiter I think I’ve seen enough of Chad Lina you have all right well then I guess we’ll bring out the next girl next hey I’m not done I have to do 10 more for my routine no no you’re good Chad

Come on let’s get off and let’s get the next girl come on come on okay that’s a bit weird who’s the next girl oh my gosh M girl are you ready wait what Becky is that you hey M uh hi what’s your talent Becky oh well

My talent mango did you forget had my challeng yes cuz I don’t really know what it is Becky can you just tell me and hurry up oh my gosh manga my Chanel is being the funniest comedian ever okay did you think putting those glasses on was going to make you any more funny

Becky yeah all right well can you tell me a joke or something so I can laugh all right mango tell me this what you call a biome with crash I guess you would call it the planes biome what else would you call it um yeah there’s a

Planes biome manga you’re funny uh Becky that wasn’t really funny it’s kind of just like a question I guess wait what what you mean no it was hilarious okay whatever can you just tell one more joke okay fine tell me what do you call a

Thing that has two blocks of snow and a pumpkin head on it wouldn’t that be a snow golem Becky these aren’t jokes these are like literally just statements no it’s a snowman okay you know what Becky’s kind of nice so I guess it’s okay uh Mr waiter next girl please all right all

Right I’m I’m going to get Becky off sorry Becky you’re not making it this time around wait really no please please welcome let me have a chance I never had a boyfriend in my life hey hey come back here hey hey what in the world is going

On Becky can you just leave the stage we need to see the final girl all right M I love you surprise Mongol thank you so much for picking me what in the world Molina where did you come from I said no to you what you didn’t say no to me hey

What is this disgusting thing doing on my stage wait what don’t kill the snowman Mongol Lina you’ll never go out with never ever ever waiter where are you all right hey what’s what’s going on what’s what’s the issue why in the world is mongini here I told you to

Swap her out well I thought that was the very best option for you come on Doctor let’s hands with me please or give me a big smooch oh my gosh mangolina what even is your talent oh I have lots of talents but I’m going to show you my favorite one and that’s singing

Singing what in the world I don’t think I want to hear that hear my amazing song I love more than anybody I watch him every day and he poops so L wait you want me to keep singing what in the world is it literally just a song about me manga

Poops are really stinky but I love him anyway he is my favorite boyfriend okay okay you know what I think I’ve heard enough Mr waiter Mr waiter oh what is it now do you love this girl or not I think I know who I’m going to take to

Prom me me me it’s going to be me yeah it’s going to be her right well no it’s going to be someone else and there’s only one option really what who who’s it going to be okay it’s finally time for prom are you ready Becky oh my gosh M

You’re so hot I’m so excited okay you know what just be normal okay look my friends are right there hey guys oh hey did you finally get a date yeah no there’s no way this guy got a date yes look this is my prom day Becky oh hi

Guys oh hi Becky hey you want to grab some some drinks with me and have some girl gossip oh my gosh yeah let’s talk about our boyfriends Mongo’s so hot though come on uh that’s your girlfriend dude yeah wo I didn’t really have a lot of options what in the world

Uh okay well was that funny come on let’s just skip prom and go do something else thank you guys so much for watching the video If you enjoyed then watch another video on the screen and don’t forget to subscribe bye