Minecraft Madness: Insane Challenges and Builds

Today I take on some of the most absurd challenges that have been sent to me by my friends and you the viewers then you guys can vote in the comments which challenge should be a full video our first challenge the floor is lava this is going to be bad oh gosh that’s not

Lava oh goodness gracious okay yeah this is going to be fine goal craft a stone pickaxe all right that’s fine oh gosh I just got to run around the tree before no that poor little sheep let me grab a stone no no no no no no no oh no no no

No no lava area has grown yeah that’s getting bigger probably shouldn’t run through the village I’m sorry boys oh no no okay I don’t know how this is going to be possible no I can’t even get wood now my lava area is too big let me grab the

Wood let me grab the wood let me grab the wood no gosh dang it please please please please please please please please please please please please please yes please please please please please please please please yes craft a crafting table wait hold on can I just get in the water is that just

Going to turn everything to to obsidian easy challenge dude place down the crafting table easy challenge dude challenge complete Minecraft but there’s a black hole I don’t know why I said it like that black hole there it is goal survive 3 minutes oh my gosh it’s it’s already

Pulling me towards it no no no it’s got a gravitational pull oh no oh yeah this is going to be very tough nope nope nope water’s bad I cannot swim in water very well get up quick stop get me out of this water squid pull me out with your

Tentacles it’s already so hard to run this is very bad I can’t do anything dude careful of the lava careful of the lavva just got to survive for 3 minutes 3 minutes of play time wait wait wait can I lock myself like behind a block

Here black hole you can’t get me now can you oh gosh yes I can yes I can yes I can it’s so big I can’t even run forward I’m just uh okay I’m floating I’m fully floating now I can’t touch the ground anymore find me a wife tell her I love

Her okay well how long was that editors was that 3 minutes you serious well I tried challenge failed it’s only one block but actually well we’ve done plenty of one block episodes it doesn’t look like a normal one block gold survive for 1 hour

What 1 hour dude oh no well if I break this block I assume I’m just going to fall to the void so I guess I stand here for one whole hour wow that’s very exciting footage you guys I guess I’m going to stand here for an hour uh I’ll

Be back onto the next challenge for now Minecraft but everything explodes do you explode Mr Chicken if I rub you behind your ear yeah oh my wow yes yes you do that was a bigger explosion than I thought it was going to be our goal collect 10 dirt I guess that shouldn’t

Be too bad right I mean I I mean if I stand far enough back is that going to no I still take so much damage I only got one dirt out of that bro wait how do I get food I guess I can get food from a village right farming’s going to explode

Maybe chests huh greetings Village Brethren how are you if I open a door as that can explode okay well not everything explodes I was about to break that grass not even thinking about it dude can I open a chest yeah all right we got some bread thanks buddy he’s like that was my

Lunch why’d you do that sir why is there grass growing out of your chest is it chest hair that was dumb got some food is that going to make me exp oh no no eating food food explodes me well at least I don’t lose the challenge when I die

That’ll make things nice and easy I didn’t know eating food was going to explode to me that made my heart go fast that scared me bro ouch gosh dang it all right well I guess I just break I guess I just break dirt and die until I

Complete the challenge H who came up with this ouch was it you Nester was it you bionic those guys are my friends you feel jealous huh thank you thank you oh thank you thank you well there’s 10 in dirt challenge complete oh that was dumb how you doing crafty on the one block

I’m fine you don’t seem fine if I stop moving I die great what’s the worst that could happen so if I just stay still what a nice Sunrise oh so I can stay still for a couple of seconds so at least I can craft stuff Hello cows how

Are you sorry I can’t stay very long I have to keep running gold m a diamond oh goodness that’s going to be tough oh man I got to get iron and smelt it while sprinting around it wait a second I have a theory a game theory G oh gosh dang it

I keep forgetting I won’t be able to mine down very well I just got to find a cave real quick yes perfect we got a nice surface cave here uh before I go down there I’m just going to grab a couple more pieces of wood in case I

Need it uh quickly no no quickly craft go go go go go and then can I quickly I just need to make a sword no no gosh dang it this is so stressful okay okay I got a sword that shap Saed off like a good year off my

Life my guys about to live out here in dog years there is iron there so I might come back and grab that if my theory doesn’t work but for now let me head deep into the cave if I can find it excuse me spiders I don’t have time for

You I would love to turn into Spider-Man but I’ve got to keep moving got to keep my legs going creeper that’s a part of my plan mission one accomplished find a creeper mission two find love unrelated to this challenge I oh he exploded creeper that was not a part of the plan

Another creeper the plan is still going good okay found a creeper now I just got to find a diamond if I could explode a diamond next to it I mean if I can explode a creeper next to a diamond that should give us the diamond and complete

The challenge but I don’t know if that works hello creeper oh gosh hello creepers a creeper of the plural guys guys I can’t stop moving this is not cool to block me off like this oh glad I crafted a sword even though I I guess I

Didn’t need it yes not bad is there a diamond in here that would be convenient no of course not why why would that happen yes dundes now I just got to keep moving and not die that’s a lot of skellies yeah you guys fight each other

I like that a lot better I’m just going to Sprint around here until a creeper comes over hello hello how you doing splody boys I’ve got a mission for you the mission is to explode it shouldn’t be that hard oh gosh I’m going to die half a heart don’t explode don’t explode

Please please please please I’m I’m on half a heart I’m so no please please explode right there right there explode no I need this I killed him my punch him why why you sitting on half a heart dog I mean I can’t say much I’m also sitting on half

A heart please yes no diamond well it’s been fun fine I’ll do this the oldfashioned way go go go go go go go I hate this hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up thank you and challenge complete yay Minecraft but the sun is deadly oh

Yeah the sun is a deadly laser he’s got a little creeper face n just looks like an average day oh wow oh wow this is bad it just keeps it just keeps going Minecraft but there’s no ozone layer ouch gosh no no no no no no no no no go

Find shelter well I guess maybe they mean like a village or something I would hate to look at that Pillager Outpost man son I don’t know if you’re good or bad he’s an indifferent deity that casts rain upon everyone good or bad sheep or Pillager yeah he’s chilling dude he’s

Just munching on grass like yeah this is a normal Tuesday run look at the chaos going on man this is not cool I got to find shelter we’ll start with the village and work our way from there Village yes yes yes yes all I got to do

Is get inside the village I don’t know if this counts as shelter but hey this guy’s got Cobblestone huh have you prepared yourself when the sun attacks no not your son is your son dangerous should I be worried about your son coming in just a little tiny cleric just

Comes in and punches me in the face I mean I honestly feel kind of safe in here the Cobblestone treating us nice does this count as shelter did I do it challenge complete yes meanwhile on the one block I’m still here you guys it’s been 12 minutes it feels like it’s been

9 hours this is terrible I’m so tempted to break the one block dude no Hold Steady hold fast next challenge go the heck is going on here man why is there a squid here it’s the middle of the desert every step I take spawns a mob oh no so

If I take One Step here uh is it oh oh yep there’s a villager welcome to existence my boy just spawning in literally sentient beings I take another step there’s a pig another step well that’s fine at least they’re passive mobs that’s not too terrible got some

Bees oh goodness you should not be here my guy well if any places in the Overworld the sunny desert is a not bad place for you goal get enough XP to enchant a diamond sword all right well we can try it I’ve got a nice little oh

Gosh okay okay I have to be careful not to step too much come back Enderman H you have such beautiful eyes sometimes they just get lost in them let’s battle oh gosh he’s making me walk by punching me careful careful villager boys no I’m going to die sorry Pig sorry I just need

Five levels is all I got to be a little careful how many places I I got to be careful how much I step here ah llamas a gas oh gosh okay okay no no no no this is bad this is bad I can’t run away from the Fireballs I’m just going to spawn

More bad guys ah no not good not good I’m on level two okay not not terrible a BL guys this is going to be impossible can I take out the blaze that’ll give me some good levels that’s three oh no oh no no no no I don’t like this at all

That’s another gas yep yep there’s now three gas running around this is fine nine levels we’ve done it wait wait wait I have an idea if I can swim does that count as steps I take look at this absolute chaos can I swim no I can’t

Swim I’m just going to spawn a bunch of pigs to drown I still have to enchant dude if I swim underground that might make it easier against the blazes just got to quickly put this in here enchant boom we’ve done it challenge complete all right you guys can okay all right

All right challenge you’re a zombie look at me dude I’m a little zombie oh my gosh I crawl this is creepy as heck man what’s going on my legs man I just got my booty up in the air just the zombie doing the Macarena as one does oh oh oh

My goodness that Iron Golem’s after me man run away I am innocent I’ll hide in the bushes he’ll never see me here okay okay he sees me he sees me got to go what’s up chicken boys I love this man it’s so ridiculous hide behind this

Block there he’ll never see me here he sees me all right fine this guy’s got laser vision no hideand-seek for him huh goal infect the entire Village oh I feel bad man but I am a zombie after all with scoliosis apparently ow all right all

Right got to get a move on got to infect The Village I am kind of the cutest zombie anyone’s everever seen need brains need brains h ah infected one and there’s two they’ll never see it coming actually they probably will cuz I look downright ridiculous and zombie for you

And zombie for you I’m like the worst Oprah of all time ow hey boys why you angry man I mean I did just turn into an undead zombie but you know it’s not bad it’s pretty nice out here I technically made you immortal so I can’t complain

Right oh gosh there’s there’s the Golem there’s the Golem run around come on Golem take out those other zombies no everybody’s after me that’s cool ah shoot they’re all protecting that one dude Jeremy come on join the zombies it’s fun you know you want to nailed it

Ooh can I can I break blocks I might be able to block off the Golem there can’t get over that yeah he can yeah he can uh I’m on very little hearts yes hello buddy how are you you have a nice day why are you not running it’s like the

Opposite of that Meme why are you not running check this out it’s a magic trick first your oh no I was messing around for too long one last villager to go there he is there he is yeah challenge complete my mission is over go ahead smack me ouch oh yeah I forgot I’m

An undead I’ll live forever I shall live the rest of my days feeding chickens and being a kind little zombie what H guys it wasn’t my fault it was the challenge I’m not evil I promise meanwhile think of me think of me fondly when I say goodbye mcraft but I’m shrinking oh this

Is actually so sweet oh my gosh look at this crafting menu That’s insane just my little toes tickle tickle tickle tickle I can run up the mountain with one single bound I can touch the clouds nothing can stop me oh I just got a log

Why did I get a log oh snap I can just break blocks by running into them holy cow n n I’m so large I can just walk into blocks and I break them oh no I’m shrinking okay yeah I forgot that was that was the challenge oh no I’m just

Going to get smaller and smaller aren’t I I can probably make like a little uh Safe Haven inside the cave or something for my little little tiny body ow why you picking on me bro I’m massive oh no I’m getting very small already dude no I’m barely the size of

Trees run away from the bad guys run away from the bad guys I can’t break blocks anymore oh no I’m getting very small in my normal size already so my goal is to survive for 5 minutes are you getting larger or am I getting yep I’m getting smaller okay fantastic that was

The challenge but I somehow forgot I’m as tall as a as a single block now dude oh shoot I’m tiny now dude I take fall damage oh I forgot I’m getting very oh no I’m getting way too small I guess I can make myself like a little shelter

Out of like a single block right it yeah there we go nothing can stop me oh my goodness is that a chicken dude that’s terrifying man well I can’t really do anything now I guess I’m just going to hang out here for 5 minutes no that’s a

Creeper very very bad very bad very bad he hasn’t seen me yet I’m too tiny I’m the size of a flea no I’m too small to break blocks well it’s been fun boys Minecraft but it’s raining okay I see it’s not just raining normal water droplets it’s also raining chickens all

Right well that shouldn’t be too hard glorious chickens where’d you come from in 5 minutes there just going to be hundreds of chickens oh my goodness okay so my goal is to make a nice house a nice house how do they Define a nice house you know I’m not the best builder

But I can try my best it’s going to be flooded with chickens but that’s cool ow what the heck was that wo oh shoot no oh gosh dang it careful little chickens it’s hailing outside okay so it’s not just going to be raining chickens this might get dangerous I don’t know what is

Coming here well while it’s not raining lava on my face I might as well grab as much wood as I can to make this house all right 27 is that going to be enough a couple stacks of planks here sure man why not we’ll have a nice sea front if I

Can ever make it to the Sea this is going to be very bad arrows oh come on man I knew it was going to get dangerous I just knew it okay we’re we’re going to have to build this house house quick it looks like it’s escalating uh right ow

Right in the middle there it’s fine I just got an arrow in my eyeball that’s a totally normal thing to happen every good house needs a crafting table we’ll make a little uh make a couple doors just going to ignore the fact there’s arrows raining on my forehead go go go

Go for the sake of time I’m just going to make a small house it’s not going to be a large one but we’ll do what we got to do add the little planks in the middle to spice up the stuff add Birch all perfect man looking good oh it’s

Raining poison okay yeah I got to be way faster I got to be way faster don’t kill me don’t kill me I’m just trying to make a nice seafront house like a good retired man quickly quickly make a little roof here no I’m out of logs oh

Gosh very bad I got to go quick quick quick quick quick if I can just dodge the poison I should be fine just need a couple more logs here and we should be good to go this is so ridiculous imagine a full video of this man please don’t

Vote on this one please I beg of you is that anvils do I just hear oh gosh dang it that’s terrible why uh let me just craft my Oak planks I I could probably like bridge over there and make a little roof as I go I don’t have enough planks

For that we’re just going to run and then try try to dodge dodge him Dodge him to my house go ah no no oh that was a close one okay go quick go quick I’m just going to hide underneath my roof here and if I can place down my roof

Hopefully this counts as a pretty house no go that scared me so much yes a couple more planks just don’t die don’t die I’m on half a heart this is not good I’m out of planks no I was so close the TNT why no I was so close no come on

Gosh dang it why it was so close challenge failed oh well and chickens are going to die all right um uh moving on meanwhile on the one block I spy with my little eye something brown you’ll never guess it all right fine it was the it was my hunger bar gotcha I am

So bored Minecraft but Chester beats the game for me finally dude I have seen this recommended like a thousand times it’s finally here we’ve done it Chester okay what do you do dude do you like attack mobs do you break logs no he doesn’t do anything Chester man you’re

Supposed to beat the game for me man yeah gold take out the Ender Dragon how am I supposed to do that am I just going to beat it normally except with a friend now my goodness I see I see okay well Chester inside him is full netherite and

Eyes of Ender ah I see okay he doesn’t have to break any blocks for me he just gives me all the stuff thanks buddy boy and all the eyeballs I could ever ask for well I think that I think it’s this way what do you think Chester nothing

Really else I need to do I guess I just head right for the stronghold what is going on here what is happening are you okay this ruined portal is having a rough one my man let’s go find that stronghold I found the stronghold yeah get him buddy okay so chest does damage

Mobs I don’t know how he’s going to take out the Dragon for me but it’s cool epic Minecraft speedrun oh no I don’t have nearly enough ender eyes whatever will I do I don’t think I’ll have enough ender eyes Chester he’s looking at me like I

Worked so hard for those let’s take out the dragon me boy with apparently a netherite pickaxe but I don’t know maybe Chester has another trick up his sleeve the fastest I’ve ever made it to the Dragon for the crafty Mega fans there’s trivia has crafty ever had full

Netherite in a video I don’t know I don’t even know when I filmed all of them unless I’m a clone nah not really Mr Dragon I’ve got a pickaxe with your name on it I’m going to pick a fight with you uh Chester you all right buddy

He’s just standing in oh my goodness Chester you just one shot the dragon dude he just stood inside the fire breath and just lasered him wow okay well nice job buddy easiest challenge I’ve ever done heck yeah challenge completed meanwhile you’re my only friend Moon thanks for mooning with me

Oh wait no son meet Moon you guys don’t get to hang out very often glad to make your guys’ acquaintance oh son that’s such a great joke oh sorry I didn’t see you there it’s been 38 minutes I’m already going insane everything I touch turns to creepers okay so oh no oh no

Literally dude every block I touch turns into an actual creeper what could possibly go wrong oh my oh dude this is the dumbest thing who recommended this challenge was it you Gerald gosh what am I supposed to do man gold just don’t die well that’s not going to be possible I already died

Dude what’s up boys I feel like I’m hosting a choir or something and now we’ll all sing Christmas carols merry oh what an Explosive Performance that’s it huh I walk on the floor uh creeper spawn oh gosh uh sheepy careful buddy you’re in dangerous territory here buddy wait

Can I swim in the water does this count ha I found a loophole nope water counts as blocks fantastic ah it’s so I was going to say it’s so peaceful okay well this challenge is impossible challenge failed Minecraft but it’s Australia oh no oh no is it just upside down oh wait

No I’m standing on the Block wait wait a second oh this is so disorienting so I’m not playing Minecraft technically upside down oh no this is going to be so confusing the sky is the void okay great right so while this is pretty disorienting I think I can play

Minecraft Fairly normally right I can just break logs oh gosh blocks blocks fall in the ceiling this is so weird I don’t like this I don’t like this at all you know what they say the first rule of Minecraft never dig straight down they never said anything about mining

Straight up I guess I wouldn’t have to worry about it right I won’t technically fall in lava cuz it’ll just be on the ceiling the goal is to mine iron which shouldn’t actually be too bad as long as I don’t fall into the Sun or something

Grab a couple of these blocks and try not to vomit while doing it that’s usually my goal for the day just don’t vomit crafty you’ll be great this is I’m doing doing parkour on the bottom of leaves this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen water what happens if I try to

Go on Water I would be so down to do a full video like this it might be pretty nauseating can I jump into water I can I can just grab it by my face all right worst comes the worst I guess I can make some iron and make myself a bucket I can

Use that to get around the ceiling pretty easy although my challenge is only to mine iron so I guess I don’t have to totally do that oh man I hope you guys vote this one I would be totally down 100 days in Australia do I

Have to make a pickaxe like this okay no it’ll make a sword things might get dangerous out there this is so weird it’s like I’m mining straight down it looks like but no I’m just mining straight up well folks I’ve made it to a cave it’s very dark in here and honestly

The caves look fairly normal I’m walking on the ceiling but it just looks like I’m walking on the floor well you know outside of the lava doing weird stuff yes dude look at that I’m actually way safer cuz the creepers can’t get to me yeah come get me

Creepers can’t touch me now I’m on the roof we’ll grab some Cobble here ah shoot yeah grab it there we go and there’s our pickaxe and there’s our iron boom challenge complete I’m actually kind of sad this challenge is over this was cool how you holding up one block

Crafty this is the only entertainment I have it’s just tempting death all right I won I won’t I will complete this challenge well you guys get to be entertained with the next challenge while I sit here and cry Minecraft but the world speeds up okay our tick speed is 20 I’m not sure

What tick speed means little bunnies they seem normal pigs seem normal oh gosh that’s a that’s much faster already look at our little Speed Demon go look how fast they go man oh god oh he’s so fast already I just have to survive until the world reaches Max Speed so I

Guess that shouldn’t be too bad bad right oh goodness the sun’s setting so fast it’s been like 8 seconds it’s already night time let me enter this Village over here what happens if I oh God when I when I drop a block it just instantly hits the ground oh my goodness

That’s a fast creeper oh I don’t like that at all I really don’t like that dude how’s it going Mr Golem he’s on a mission man it’s like it’s like everybody had three cups of coffee today what’s up villager boys you guys want to escape there you go oh my

Gosh this is so ridiculous these guys got cheats activated oh no get him that skeleton shot me like five times in 2 seconds I got to chill next to you my boy oh no oh no he’s going I’m just going to hang out by this llama he seems chill finally someone not running

Around everything’s just getting faster too can I break blocks real fast no I break blocks still normally that’s boring the sun sets so fast it’s been like 3 days and 5 minutes what is this YouTube’s 100 day challenges a spider jockey I don’t like that I don’t like

That at all oh ow wa dude why look at look at that man the cactuses take me out like 2 seconds wait if I swim in the water oh my gosh yeah my water goes down and like literally half a second yeah challenge complete Cactus take me to the

Next challenge oh gosh meanwhile was that an exciting part of the video I wouldn’t know just been sitting here just looking at the void I got a new haircut I got a nice blonde afro going on here it kind of looks like it huh what’s up guys my name is Kyle I’m

Blonde and handsome yeah yeah oh no I’ve lost my glorious blonde hair I have gray hair now they call me Elder crafty almost there almost there 43 minutes we’re getting there survive the Wither storm we got a little chest here oh my gosh you know it’s going to be a rough

Challenge when you’re gifted with the most OP items of the game is this going to be really bad yeah probably I don’t see any wither storm yet there is this Castle over here it’s a nice peaceful day so far I hope nothing changes that what does the book say nothing wait hold

On it says subsribe I wonder what it can mean can you decide for the message let’s head up the stairs here ah I see okay snow doesn’t go there wither skulls go there I guess we got to summon the wither oh goodness gracious hey buddy

How’s it going so far he looks like a normal wither can I can I shoot him hey right in the eyeballs ouch I just die from Fall damage yeah take that wither yeah ouch yeah ouch he’s fighting back well I’m just going to run that seems

Like it’s going to be the most effective for me for survival it’s just going to be running away get ready for action oh gosh here he comes he doesn’t look he doesn’t look so intimidating it’s like a normal wither uh except I’m doing literally no damage and he sucks blocks

Okay this is not good that’s no ordinary wither it’s fine everything’s fine everything is not fine everything is not fight at all oh oh goodness he’s evolving this is not good take this where WEA storm no no no no no no oh oh gosh I I

I’m going to die I’m going to die he’s just going to eat me for breakfast well that was ridiculous challenge failed that was not fun at all Minecraft but there’s no inventory what oh yeah when I press e nothing happens how am I supposed to do anything can I break

Blocks give me you wood oh I’m just holding it now I’m just holding the block look at to me I have wood I can’t do anything with it what am I supposed to I can throw oh I can throw the block oh my gosh this is ridiculous dude here

Tree have more tree well okay I can’t craft anything can I make food no I just pick up the melon H and now it’s a melon tree this is so funny man I can just pick up grass and toss it here to go pig would you like some grass there you go

Buddy uh it doesn’t hurt them what happens if I punch pigs I can just pick up pigs hey Pig you want a friend there you are yeah oh nice it doesn’t hurt him Pig I give you other Pig yeah oh it does hurt all right I pick up you and then I

Pick up you I can stack the pigs yes I have a mountain of pigs I can’t do anything with it I’ll put you guys down oh gosh my bad I didn’t mean put you down like that how about you Mr Chicken oh my I can fly with them yeah fly

Chicken go flap those little wings what do you mean I’m heavy oh yeah I am technically made of diamonds so yeah I probably would be pretty heavy not going to lie well I can’t craft anything or can I let me find a desert Village might be able to find a crafting table come

With me pig I will take you on my adventure look piggy boy I found a village would you like a pig there you are I can just throw cactuses at people yeah actually Cactus I like you over there you know what no I like you over here that’s actually really cool man

This is cool let me find a crafting table oh gosh what did I just do I think I exploded the chest I’m looking for a crafting table and ah there you are buddy okay if I right click on it literally nothing happens can I pick you

Up it’d be hard to beat Minecraft if I can’t craft anything uh guys I’m I’m just going to take this okay is that cool hope you guys are cool with the only crafting table in Minecraft coming with me what you looking at don’t look

At me like that I’ll put you on top of my head if I can’t put things on the crafting table I’ll put the crafting table on things ha oh that actually works that’s incredible I just made a bunch of trap doors this is so dumb so

If I put it here is that going to make sticks yeah I want to make a pickaxe but I don’t know how hey yeah if I do it like that is going to make no it doesn’t make sticks come on dude hold on I have

An idea I will place the blocks in a pickaxe formation yeah literally one at a time this is ridiculous looks like I’m munching on it and right there and right there okay so that’s the best I could do get out of here grass this is how I mow

The yard I just pick up each blade of grass one at a time and throw it so nice please tell me this works it’s going to be so funny so if I throw the crafting table straight up is that going to craft a pickaxe no oh now I

Make sticks okay fantastic okay well if I do this that’s a pickaxe right come on tell me this works a button I made a button okay well I don’t know man I tried all right well challenge failed I guess come on one block crafty let’s finish strong with a win any second now

Please please if you tell me to go another hour I’m going to be very up yes we’ve done it I did literally nothing for an hour but now I can break the block and uh and fall to my death well this has been a great video thanks for watching bye