Minecraft Mage Rampage! EPIC September 2021! 🧙‍♂️

Hello everyone and welcome to mate rage this is september 2021 and this is week week three i’m not sure what week it is but i’ll put it in the uh you’ve already seen it so you know what it is more than that than i actually do i don’t remember

I think it’s week three but i won’t swear to it all right let’s see what we got what what do we got what do we got oh let’s see telekinesis lava uh blink uh yeah water and the explosive i’m gonna go with my standard load out here i think this time around so

All right so let’s see what we got here Uh let me get over here so i can actually see it okay fire coral block okay so we got an ocean i thought we’d have coral last week since we were right next to the ocean but uh no we didn’t have anything uh blue orchid okay so swamp

Dried kelp well that’s the ocean flowering azalea we can get those over in the magic room 20 glazed terracotta all right so calcite we can get over in the magic realm melon ah that’s a jungle yeah lilia valley so that’s in a forest and a pumpkin

Which maybe if we can find a uh village here in the taiga forest and uh uh they usually have um they have them all right let’s do our minecraft thing here this doesn’t seem too bad but you know i’m just terrible at finding these biomes because you know i never i never pick

Anything that gets me up high which i know i probably should but you know this loadout this this is my standard loadout and i just i’m just so comfortable with it and it works so well in virtually any situation that you could that you could think of really

Uh the the the spells that i have they just work super well super good and in anything it’s just it’s really hard to pick something else because it because they do work so so well so okay so let’s uh i need some get some stone here should be something

Yeah nope that ain’t gonna work because that the pick is silk dutch and of course you know that isn’t going to do me any good at all alrighty let’s uh let’s make it some basic tools you know because uh we end up using them i always i always end up using them so

Don’t need a hoe though that’s for sure and let’s see uh what am i missing shovel where’s my stone shovel oh right there uh it kind of blends in it was kind of hard to see okay i’m gonna get some more oh i need to yeah let’s make a uh oven furnace

There we go probably should make two of those actually oh don’t have enough there we go all right very good very good indeed i’ve been real happy with uh the major ages with my my own personal performance you know i mean it’s i mean let’s face it this

This is for fun this isn’t any you know if it takes you four hours it takes four hours to do i mean it’s just for fun right but i always like to challenge myself and you know uh like to get like to get the best time that i can not that it matters

You know it’s just my own little personal personal thing uh and i’ve been doing really well i’ve been real happy with my with my times here here lately so yeah no that’ll probably all go to pot today since i got to find all this crazy stuff but [Applause]

You know it’s just for fun good really make any difference and right now there’s a challenge going on from the creators guild where ed has i’ve done this uh data pack that turns all of the um ed does the major h2 ed has done this data pack where he’s turned all of the

Um all of the ores and stone and all that kind of stuff it’s just blank it’s just a white a white block oh my goodness that is crazy and and the object of the challenge is to collect oars of course you know everything’s white so it’s really hard to see

It’s gotta it’s crazy i tried it oh i failed so bad is this absolutely a miserable miserable outcome but uh it was it was fun though i really enjoyed it so i’m going to do it again it’s on my channel if you want to look at it and uh

Of course ed’s a link to ed’s channel is always always in the description down below because he does make dreams very talented individual for the minecraft stuff he does those add-ons like a boss really good i need to you know i i as you probably know if you’ve been around me long

For a while you know i used to be a programmer and i was actually a really good programmer too i mean i with no formal training i did not go to school to be a programmer i self-taught because when i went to school they the the computers that were available

You know took up a whole room basically and the only people that were programming computers at the time were engineers and scientists and that kind of stuff it wasn’t like there wasn’t you know a information technology course that you could take or you know or a job description that said

Information technology if you wanted to program computers you had to be an engineer or a mathematician or a college professor or something like that so you know after i graduated of course i graduated in on the electronic side of it doing electronic engineering and look not engineering but electronic uh

Studies and repair and that kind of stuff on equipment although we did study engineering as part of the thing but i did i wasn’t going to school to be an engineer you know i wasn’t designing stuff like that oh no i caught the little baby on fire oh i’m sorry baby

Sorry baby i didn’t mean to uh yeah it wasn’t until you know the the 80s i guess that uh oh here we go here we go that um you know the the smaller computers started coming out and of course i i taught myself how to uh program computers i worked at a babbage’s

Software store believe it or not and i would uh back in back in the day back there you could unwrap software and re-wrap it up don’t tell anybody don’t tell anybody yeah i would unwrap the software and learn how to use it and uh and then wrap it back up

All the things we used to do yeah anyways it was a little different world back then you know it was a little different world back then the the uh i don’t know how to use lotus one two three i’ve told this story before i learned how to use lotus one two three

And got a job at a at first city bank in dallas uh doing spreadsheets i then talked to that my brother-in-law was a brother-in-law is a was a petroleum engineer and he worked in a bank because you know that’s where the money was it wasn’t in petroleum engineering that’s for sure

So uh but he was a petroleum engineer he went to i think it was stanford he went to uh yeah and so he got me a a uh interview with the guy that was over the central processing and for city bank and uh i told the guy

I said listen you know what i’ll i’ll i’ll i’ll convert all your whole department into uh and they were doing reconcilements by hand and i said i’ll i’ll put them put them all on a spreadsheet for you i say you you don’t even have to pay me just give me a uh computer

And a uh lotus123 and i’ll do it and give me a copy of your reconcilement sheets and of course you said no no no i’m going to pay you but he took me up on my offer i did it converted everything over heard of the uh

I.t department in uh first city bank in dallas course there they went they went under because they’re the guy running the thing was actually a uh a uh mafia guy from uh chicago but that’s another story yeah they well they kind of went under you know they were largely being in texas largely

Based on oil and of course you know oil historically oil’s just been going up and down up and down and uh the uh i’m thinking that’s the fire one right there and of course you know during the downturn although all the banks all the banks uh basically went belly up and uh

During the upturns you know they’d open up new banks this is the way it worked but anyways they they went billy up so yeah they’re no more but anyways i took that long detour just to say that i really need to get into making add-ons for for minecraft because you know

I’m a programmer i know how to do that kind of stuff i’m just being so lazy lately although i am getting into uh getting back into the programming and stuff here here lately so i’ve kind of been kind of getting the bug messing around with oh he’s shooting me

Been messing around with um qb64 which is a cubaseq sort of a modern version of qbasic which is pretty fun i remember keybasing back in the day that was that was quite a that was quite a uh you know came with came with your computer and it was there so

I learned how to mess with it got some fond memories of that the old nibbles and gorilla program if you if you’re anybody that remembers that time period you know the nibbles and the uh gorilla programs very famous uh q basic programs it’s sort of a modern version of keeping

Yeah i just been for nostalgic i’ve been messing around learning how to do it’s got some nice features in it but you know it’s it’s it’s still q basic basically you know uh not that you can’t write decent programs but you can but there’s no you know something like it’s object oriented or

You know any of that kind of stuff it’s all procedural based and it’s it’s independently done yeah it’s by uh man look at all these bad guys here i think i think it’s just one guy primarily doing it uh anyways i’m having fun with that but i also uh

Got my setup going for uh or set up python i’ve been wanting to do python for a while now you know i have the luxury work i like it’s not like i have to um i’m trying to find a place where i’m not going to get massacred so i can look at my

My stuff here good gracious uh it’s not it’s not like i have to there say look at this it’s not like i have to learn something for you know too for a job it’s all just me wanting to learn stuff and uh oh i have a luxury

Another one i want to learn and python’s been on my list for a while so i downloaded all the stuff for that and got some tutorials and stuff looking at that and uh it comes with uh no it doesn’t come with but there’s one of the add-on libraries

Is um oh yeah yeah yeah now wait a minute wait a minute oh no that’s not what i want i don’t need to do that although i should probably um pygame is one of the libraries that stride kept so i’m about to cook that right leave me alone

So and pygame is very popular for for making games obviously that’s why it’s called pie game uh whoop nope that’s not it so yeah so i downloaded that got that installed got everything installed using pie chart my uh oh i knew that was going to happen i couldn’t i couldn’t go anywhere

Uh using pycharm as my editor which is really super good editor so yeah so i’m going to be messing around with that as well so so yeah i’m kind of getting getting no getting back into the programming thing just hobby programming and stuff i also uh there’s a program called y writer

Uh it’s for writing the novel software now it’s free doesn’t cost you anything it’s a really nice little program i was familiar with it because back in the day back when i was uh working on my novel which i still have i just haven’t worked on it forever um i used it

And so it’s really good but i’m actually going to use it for another project and that is a thing i’m getting nailed here and that is uh doing it doing a text adventure game yeah it’s perfect for that actually surprisingly enough so yeah it uh so i’ve been using that to kind of

Outline a text adventure game which is another one of those projects that you know way back in the day hex adventures were the thing uh infocom was the sort of the flagship you know zork and all of those really very historical type of of games uh so i’m

I really like oh there we go i really like that uh that genre having you know again nostalgia more than anything uh but yeah i wanted one of those projects i’ve been wanting to work on for a while and uh so that’s gonna be one anyways i’m using this white writer

Which is actually novel software writing software actually build the um tex adventure because you have to you know they call them rooms but they’re like little locations right so you know like the the front porch of a house would be a certain location uh

You know back in the day to call them a room it’s like a like a scene in a novel you know that kind of thing i need to find a desert so let’s see that’s lime oh were there sea pickles over there hmm i gotta find a swamp a desert

I do need um these berries are just horrible food absolutely horrible i don’t need that i don’t think let me um you know what since i’m here and i’m just like making no progress at all on my on my collections absolutely none so i need to cook these right oh i don’t

Even have anything to cook with uh i wonder i’d hate to die i wonder if i can get some bones if i can find those lilies of the valley that that’ll work i mean i gotta find those anyways but it won’t hurt to get a bone or two okay there’s that guy

Are there any pumpkins around here i don’t see any oh she went behind the rock can i get him did i get him or no no i didn’t well let’s see is there any bones nope just arrows i don’t need an arrow that was last week i think wasn’t it

Okay is that that’s not enough is it ah i’m not paying attention here uh no i need it’s like yeah it’s the whole thing right yeah well wait a minute did i oh yeah i just ran out of fuel okay how many do i got six yeah i need three more

That’ll be two items i don’t need the thing dude there’s like a zombie right out there i wouldn’t want to where is he huh i don’t know where he went oh are you serious it’s taking me forever just to cook up some kelp here one more there we go alrighty there’s that one

Okay so i don’t need the kelp uh it’s my furnace uh i hear a skeleton where is he where is he i hear him the lilia valley should be in these uh forest area wow they’re not dropping any bones that’s crazy all right oh i picked it up again i don’t need that

Ah let’s see lily of the valley should be in the uh should be in the forest over here hmm well well well none over there and i need this i need this swamp too hmm i’m at a quandary i’m at a quandary here well let’s i guess head over this direction

Yeah see that’s the problem with with uh that’s the problem that i that i end up having is trying to figure out which way to go to find the biomes that i need i could head over to the magic realm but i don’t think there’s any lily of

The valley or any of that stuff over there oh wait a minute there’s one oh here we go here we go okay so i need one for the collection and then the other ones i think are okay right i just need the one right yeah yeah okay so those can go like that

All right so i need a desert i need green is there i don’t remember seeing cactus unless it was in the red the red uh sands place i don’t remember seeing cactus over there in the magic rub i mean now i don’t need anything else from the

Ocean right right i’m good on that yeah kelp yeah that’s it huh where would that jungle be jungle or swamp that’s what i need i need a jungle and a swamp because i need the blue orchids and those are swamp plants all i’m finding is yeah

You know what let’s go over to magic room okay i need the uh the green place the lush forest hills or whatever it’s called excuse me oh what is that oh uh yeah i think i need that right yeah yeah cause that’s got the calcite in it okay there we go calcite [Applause]

Oh sorry sorry sorry i apologize my throat is very dry it is super hot here in texas super hot it was today it was about 99 degrees here in austin very humid there it is very humid indeed it just wipes you out or at least it does me okay so

I need to go down right down in one of these caves is that a cave no i don’t think so okay let me look at this i’m a little unclear on what what we’re looking for flowering azalea azalea okay so i don’t have any bone meal because otherwise i

Bone meal this stuff you can get them when you bone meal them but i don’t have any bone meal nope sure don’t i need to go down into the down into the cave and yeah yeah down here and get one right there uh flowering azalea there we go

Yeah you know what i don’t know how long i’ve been recording because uh whoops about to turn my timer on so i set it for another 10 minutes i figured yeah i’ve been going for 10 minutes so it might be a little longer this episode than normal

You know what that is it as far as the uh magic realm unless i can find one of those it might be worth looking around oh why is it terrible um i don’t i don’t know if the um the red sands place has um oh darn it

I didn’t see him he blended in tonight too close i don’t know if that red sands has cactus or not i can’t remember if i saw the cactus there or not it might be worth looking though i should be able to find one of those around here somewhere oh this hugo place

Oh there’s a there’s a uh witch on a phantom this place is creepy let’s see hmm i sure don’t see anything just more this stuff wow this is a big one i’ve really not seen anything oh well that’s just as well actually cause i was getting nowhere there well let’s see okay so

East south west and north hmm i don’t know which way i’ve been well okay well let’s let’s do this systematically let’s go let’s go north oh i think i’ve been this way you know ed always finds us the stuff is always relatively close to to spawn if it’s not

You know if it’s if it’s a bit of a a trip don’t usually tell us you know hey you might need to go out a little bit farther than normal but he didn’t say anything this time around so it’s uh you know it’s just it’s going to be relatively close to spawn

Within a few within a thousand blocks at least i would think oh that i thought i saw i thought i saw some pumpkins over here nope faking me out freaking me out i got to remember that i don’t that i’m only on half out here i’m just popping around like nobody’s business here

Oh there we go i found the found the uh jungle perfect now i need to find a melon right a whole melon there’s bound to be one here somewhere they’re usually not too hard to find melon melon where are you oh come on seriously you know if i wasn’t looking for a melon

There’d be like hundreds of them just laying all over the place well i know they got to be here they gotta be you wouldn’t put it on the list if it wasn’t here there we go the elusive melon we’re going to soak touch it all right actually we’re not doing bad

Need the swamp need the desert and i haven’t gotten any clay but that’s not a big deal is there any clay over here uh nope oh wait a minute no that’s all stone listen little parrots hey buddy okay i need a swamp swamp in a desert

This looks like a pretty good sized uh pretty good sized jungle jungles are hard to come by that’s one of the things that in my bedrock uh rtx play through that i’m doing i found a seed that’s right next to spawn there’s like five different biomes and one of them is up

Is a jungle and uh they’re really hard to in bedrock edition uh even in job addition but unless you spawn next to them or you use like you know admits or something like that they’re hard to find jungles i mean well come on where’s i need stint

I just need a little bit of a swamp a teeny teeny little bit of a swamp that’s all just uh looks like a flower forest over here i have no idea where i’m at probably quite a ways away probably should just head back to spawn oh that’s i thought i thought

Oh look at that that’s nice well um yeah you know what where was that um oh i’m gonna land in the water see you try to do yourself in and can’t even do it all right so i went uh north see where we at so let’s try south

Straight in that direction right whoop that direction right over there i think i actually went this way though that’s that looks familiar to me i’ll go this way because it’s out of the oh there’s some more lily of the valley right there right next to spawn like it’s supposed to be

I’m looking for a swamp or a desert now no okay now i’m supposed to it’s going to fly where i look betty was telling me how to do this because i didn’t know it’s going to fly where you look so i’m gonna look up oh this is great because i can cover

Some good good land here as long as i you know keep looking okay that’s all ocean so we don’t need to go that way this is pretty cool i don’t get to ride the dragons too often that’s a huge ocean there right on the edge of it too all right i need a

I need a uh swamp or a jungle or not a jungle a desert swamp or a desert swamp or desert Well i ain’t seen either one right now they sound so funny now this is all uh taiga which not okay there’s that i wonder if that’s that village i was at kind of looks like it didn’t yeah i think it was actually it is actually because i remember those being up on top

Of the hill like that i don’t see any uh pumpkins either so what’s that i’m gonna head down this uh planes Well oh wait is that no that’s just is that dirt or pumpkins that’s a ruined portal huh well shoot i’ll tell you guys i’m gonna call it right there and we’re just i’m just gonna come right right back uh on the dragon and uh we’ll continue looking around and see

What we can find so i’ll see you in the next one bye-bye now hello everyone and what