Minecraft Master: Epic Builds

For for for hello Gamers oh do you know what I want to do before we start there is a Minecraft door all right look Minecraft tool Opera GX look at this so I think it’s like regular regular shular it’s like regular um what’s that game called Wordle where

You kind of have to like guess so I think like using the basics I guess it doesn’t really matter how you do it [ __ ] is that sound dude somebody’s like outside talking to somebody on the phone very loud [ __ ] my Minecraft crashed hold on iron iron be used a

Lot leather also kind of gets used a lot Wool I don’t know wood and then what do you do you press enter what do you do do you actually have to like make something oh dude I think you have to do like an actual recipe you can’t just like legitimately guess what is a recipe that like takes up a lot of

Space dude who there’s a voice God is speaking to me who’s talking outside the house it’s so loud do I have gate RZ it’s a good question um no I wouldn’t think so how do you make a piston isn’t it like this a piston none of those are correct how about like leather

Boots those are all correct how about a leather chest plate those are all correct how about huh what is this is it leather horse armor oh see that’s easy easy all right anyway do I have gate RZ honestly I don’t think so I’m not like I don’t have like no Riz obviously

I have some cuz I have a wife so obviously I got something there the [ __ ] is going on what is this somebody put my name up what how do they do that do you see that it says Hunter is a [ __ ] how did they do that hold on I have to investigate what

This sound is somebody’s having a phone conversation using their car speaker like the loudest I have ever heard like their ears are literally getting blown out that sounds so unenjoyable turn the volume down what was I doing I think right before I got off earlier I made this cutting board so I

Could cut these amethyst up but I need lint to upgrade this mining drill and for that I would like dude my GUI skip what two’s too small three is just right what what is it what is it called I know it’s under Tech Reborn extract door tree tap basic machine

Frame a bunch of tree tabs so I’m going to need those some wood pretty sure I have one of these sitting in here and then refined iron ingots and then six insulated copper cables and then some Redstone all right easy peasy easy peasy a lemon and curis Breezy still got some of these

Left extract door we’ll let that r for a little bit I can’t leave the area which sets me with a dilemma cuz I have to be here for those machines to be going is there a chunk loader industrial chunk loader Redstone plate compressing a block of redstone quartz plate compressing quartz dust compressing

Obsidian keep shunks loaded allows machines to run when you’re not nearby for this I need a lot of [ __ ] okay never mind never mind oh there we go all right my goal right now is looking for netherite cuz pretty much all the gear that I have currently needs

It and all my [ __ ] is breaking it says I have to be on y 12 for the most effective netherite mining is this true I’ve honestly never played vanilla Minecraft since they’ve added all that stuff what is this I don’t know what that does oh

Dude oh my God that can you hear that thank you tale of Nock hello tale of nuck I immediately found ancient debris so I might be cooking let’s dig away from there [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s coming so quick how do you do this without dying we’re about to hit a pool of

Lava I would rather not what is this Cinnabar oh ancient dibris yeah this is the boring part honestly at least you have something to look at though like I have an umbrella that’s probably entertaining can you do you like is strip mining and Crimson planks what is this what if I wandered

Into I mean I’m sure I’ll hit something eventually and you’ll be like oh whoa no way better better better all saw is installed I’m out of water they should add water to the nether I’d enjoy it a lot more can you use this as like

Like no I was going to say use it as a light source that kind of just made sense to me things that just make sense in my tiny Minecraft apartment getting rid of this [ __ ] wait can you make something cool with it farmland Fireball no get this [ __ ] the freak out of

Here I need to make a trash can I need to be able to get rid of all this [ __ ] there’s no reason for it to exist whose bird is this who is it there’s a bug it’s a firefly hey buddy do I have a hold on hold on oh my

God I have a firefly hold on where do I put it attach him right here look at that what should I name him how about left shift and right button how about how about tank yes I don’t need any more Flint that was a mistake how do You I don’t remember how to process there’s probably a better way for me to do it and I would like to know how a grinder y’all use grinder do I have a grinder I don’t have a grinder all right before you get any ideas I swear on God this is you can’t cook netherite can you I’m pretty sure it’s going to go straight into here you know what that’s perfectly fine that’s perfectly all right I came to collect water Run run r who is that I’ll be your personal bandal who sings that song oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I want to be dude I honestly have such a big grape with Arctic Monkeys because that song I want to be yours is good in totality like as a whole it is not a bad

Song but when he when he says I want to be your vacuum cleaner I just can’t get past that something about that just don’t sit right with me like does he have a vacuum cleaner fetish why he want to be a vacuum cleaner so bad

I love my wife but I don’t think I’d be I don’t think I’d be a vacuum cleaner for her would you still date me if I was a vacuum cleaner and then what does he say he says something about a car he says I want a beer Cadillac converter catalytic converter is cataly

Converter a thing or am I just thinking a cat catalytic converter the thing you steal and that is not me promoting the theft of catalytic converters but if you’re going to steal a car that is the thing to do I wouldn’t know personally out of [ __ ] water

This thing Runs Out of Water so quick while we’re up here I do just want to see how did they change the boss tag cuz we killed a boss how did they change it to say my name how did they do that and why did they do that

What do you say [ __ ] me for I love Minecraft but Minecraft makes my posture like terrible there’s something about playing Minecraft that just makes makes my back go little crazy I want to do this specifically for the experience do we have any ores in here cinear NE right deep slate

[ __ ] that bird do you look this is exactly what I was saying the other day do you guys ever like hear like like that Bird that’s like sounds just like the intro to Tokyo Ghoul there he goes again sounds like he’s Saying that bird is such a Weeoo don’t get me wrong I don’t even like tokyou look you hear him all right let’s see how much netherite scrap this is going to take two Oh man and that’s not going to even that’s damn two isn’t even going to fill that one all the way up o how how common is nether wait I know it’s not at all but I just want to know what to expect wait we got to go back me if I

Was [ __ ] is that sound [ __ ] out the way me if I was Walter White and Back to the Future Jesse we have to go back that’s an original you can tell that one to your friends later if youall see ancient you just let me know maybe it would be just as easy to

Like look through you know what we’re here we’re queer let’s look netherite I’m Looking for netherite I mean I’ll take nether quartz I don’t know what these do and I could always use coal [ __ ] but wait there’s more oh this place is huge uh Enchantment books kind of crazy Redstone torches I honestly don’t really have I don’t I don’t want them I don’t need

Them I’m such honestly I’ve said it before I’ve said it so so many times and I’ll say it again probably very soon just give me a couple days for my brain to reset I humans have a natural tendency to hoard and I am no better than the average

Man I be Hoarding in Minecraft I pick up stuff that I will probably never use like this brown color module I have no idea what that is but it looks cool and maybe I’ll need it at some point maybe I’ll need it at some point

And then when it comes up and I do have and I do need it you regret ever judging me honestly I’d rather not deal with that blazes are probably the most annoying mob ever introduced to this game they serve a purpose they’re kind of Cute other than that [ __ ] him what is this wall Moss okay but you have you denounced walmas yeah that’s cool but now denounce wmas a little bit of a politics joke joke joke joke joke joke Sorry what can I say comedians are the last line of defense right from the woke M virus I’m coming to the realization that I just called myself a comedian unintentional bat traveler’s backpack Black Lotus a rumble spell book speaking of politics you think people stream Minecraft on

Rumble how do you think I could get Jordan Peterson to stream Minecraft with me what do you think he feels about Minecraft you think it’s destroying men men used to go to war now we play Minecraft [ __ ] this is what I’m saying goddamn blazes dude I’m done I’m done I’m not

Even [ __ ] going over there it’s the last thing I want to do they’re the worst actually the worst it’s impossible to see anything in here have we been down here ner I got another Rumble book God [ __ ] damn it [ __ ] off I’m getting the feeling that I’m not going to find netherite down

Here terrain toss what was that Pokemon spell what is this Crimson iea there’s like mobs in is that a fish there’s fish what do you call a fish that lives in the lava aish thank you thank you thank you see this what I’m saying comedians last line of defense without

Comedians where would we be where was that um I saw a fortress over here oh that’s not a fortress that’s my mining tunnels silly me silly silly me that’s not a fortress those are your mining tunnels I’m realizing that the tunnels should be two blocks apart [ __ ] George when you’re strip Mining your tunnels got to be two blocks apart have you ever been strip mining I don’t know where I was going with that one I’m sorry oh my Lord I did the same [ __ ] thing again do Minecraft viewers care about Seinfeld is that something that Minecraft viewers are in tune with

They’re probably a little bit too young right I’m out of water you ever been strip mining and your drill Runs Out of Water [Applause] I don’t like I don’t like piglins all right and it’s for no specific reason their Vibes are just kind of off honestly [ __ ] get levitated get levitated nerd I’m about to turn x-ray mods on God [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry I probably shouldn’t be curing so much if you’re watching this you’re probably

Like 12 it’s my bad the tunnels got to be perfect they got to be perfect I’m slowly coming to the realization I don’t think we’re going to find anymore I like what was it just a fluke what happened that made like what what what did I what am I doing

Differently that made all that [ __ ] magically appear all right you know what screw this freck this mother Freer I’m going home no I’m actually going to walk around here not this area specifically but the Nether and see if I can’t find netherite like there’s like a foress is that a fortress it’s a

Mine what is this what is this what is this you son of a [ __ ] I’m looking at my map yeah you deserve that how possible do you think it is that I could dig a tunnel from here [ __ ] is that sound man I dig a tunnel from here to

The location that I wish to get to what is that what is that thing called like if I started digging down like here God can you leave leave me alone I’m digging straight down in the nether he’s crazy I’m a wild animal who cannot be caged and we look let just take a

Peek so if I continue what is this that’s exactly that’s exactly what I was worried about it’s exactly what I was worried about oh dude are you kidding me my God all right it’s always you’re out of water and never what’s your water supply look like okay this is quite possibly one of

The worst ideas I’ve ever had it’s not going to work new plan new plan being devised there’s a demon get the [ __ ] out of here what are the odds I make it over there do this now worry about the rest later why why did I start falling so quick oh [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] excuse me all right overall terrible idea whoever suggested that you’re getting banned uncommon Ranger Hood god what the fu they’re everywhere the decaying King the decaying King he’s here can you guys [ __ ] off I’m trying to loot I don’t feel comfortable fighting a boss on my own

What is this what is this epic pillar of The Monkey King industrial machine frame energy flow chip citering necklace Jade ring music disc and a lead I think I have quite enough quite enough leads you can only lead so many so you must be led what is this what is

This it’s like a like a shrine this area is spooky as hell Bro Look I almost fell into lava oh my God Crusader boots Warden carrus Platinum Ingot chromium Ingot Whirlwind oil adds Whirlwind to a tool and turns it into a spell container if it isn’t already can only be used on

A weapon not already containing spell drag over an item right click to use irreversible use carefully potion of regeneration heavy crossbow and a Black Candle hello Sherry abot I’m scared you [ __ ] leave me alone Abbot oh jeez I mean I was honestly if you if you must

Know I was saying it incorrectly on purpose cuz I kind of figured it was Abbot but I figured it would be funnier if I said a bot but I was wrong this guy trying to [ __ ] me up right now get out of here man is that a Leever what is this

That was in fact a lever what does it control what huh oh I’m out all that noise is insane I don’t see anything what the [ __ ] is that noise good I’m scared there’s so many noises what is that what is that [ __ ] gas man get out of

Here I’m assuming the boss is in that little area oh my God okay can I change my answer for the worst mob actually I think it might be a guas they’re just so annoying and they make annoying noises netherite hoe I honestly with the way this is

Going I don’t think I’m going to die but wouldn’t it be crazy god mother they’re [ __ ] damn my bag is full what is this looting Jade ring more music disc I love music disc and a warden upgrade oh he’s right behind me isn’t he they’re in the house they’re in the house

Do you think that is where the decaying King is cuz what the [ __ ] is this like what is this oh my God they’re right on my [ __ ] oh my God hello Ivory beam ivori BM I don’t know what this is but I’m making a goddamn run for

It oh my god dude there’s so many what the [ __ ] is going on why why is there so many what h uh why is there so many oh my god dude this is so insane why is there so many a golden apple thanks I’m out all that for a [ __ ] Golden Apple you

Kidding me I got bigger fish to fry okay anyway there is a guy over here there’s a guy over here hey we got a [ __ ] dude over here there’s a [ __ ] dude over here hey we got a [ __ ] dude over here we got a dude over here we got all kinds

Of guys we got dudes with dudes with a little Scoopa poop on them I got guys coming out of my wait pause we got short dudes we got th dudes we got liberal dudes we got Republican dudes oh oh oh oh I’m scared we got doall dudes we got skinny dudes we

Got we got big those dude [ __ ] off so annoying you guys are really ruining this game for me who’s this scorcha smooth B Sal I don’t know why I’m just kind of in one of those moods where like I’m am pronouncing everything incorrectly on purpose I I if you come in and I

Pronounce your name incorrectly it just know it’s not because I’m like um I’m just I’m in that I’m just in a silly goofy mood all right just know that I’m building a tunnel over to this thing I don’t know what the thing is but it’s a thing that looks like

Something that I would want to go to yeah I got a minute I don’t know why I keep looking like something’s going to change okay to go till I can get to that that stilt Walker icon that’s on my mini map there and then I’ll start digging the other

Way or maybe I start digging out now excuse me sorry just a little bit of a hiccup up if you must know don’t do we should I keep all this stuff adds a whirl adds Whirlwind to a tool turns into a spell container do I want to do that can I do

That to this oh you know what that seems pretty cool that seems pretty cool projectile damage epic pillar of The Monkey King is this to dig this ain’t to dig why do it got all these digging things on it it’s got Whirlwind it’s also got it’s also got some spells on it

Grand Vault rening winds spin dealing 1.6 to 2.4 noncritical damage leaping of they are becoming invulnerable while chilling what channeling spin up against of wind dealing heavy knockback physical damage huh it seems cool but it does not do much damage which kind of sucks Blood

Stone there’s no need for that to be in here Soul Sand no need to have nether rck I already have have some all right we’re just keep taking we’re not doing anything all that important moving that [ __ ] around you know what I could do I could put this

Here and just kind of see what that’s all about Please don’t you C who is that Alison chains that’s it aliceon chains for excuse me for going nonverbal I sit here and dig for the next 30 minutes the sound is so ASMR like the stepping so ASMR maxing and chill pill it’s a Vibe thank you I thought so too it’s a freaking Vibe right

Now I’m like really thinking do I want to go up here righto do not do not get lost at the task at hand I came all this way for one thing men only want one thing and it’s disgusting this holy [ __ ] I’m getting shot at already all right excuse

Me I got to throw some of this [ __ ] away what are we throwing away here gravel I got enough wood do I have titanium do I need the Crusader boots nope consensus nope survey says sit on it Black Lotus isn’t Black Lotus a movie do I need NE gold ore don’t think so

Books books I will all be keeping Temptation Tex is nearby farm animals oh oh co or get that poop out of here keep a stack of Netherrack do we want to keep these candles man I don’t know okay I will tell you though man

I’ve had a pee for the past like 10 10 minutes I’ll be right back e he’s right behind me isn’t he all right we’re here at this place there ain’t no way there ain’t no way there ain’t no way there ain’t no way there ain’t no

Way I didn’t have my umbrella out that was huge massive mistake wow that was insane oh my God what a goddamn mistake are you kidding me that’s all that’s in here that’s crazy whoa this backpack lets you see in the dark dude my helmet broke No okay get out of here before I pick that stuff back up look I did it again oh I hear like a flurry of blazes oh my god dude this is so dangerous dude I came all the way here for some Iron Man what is this Crimson planks wow

Thanks couldn’t have got those on my own these guys are all on my ass oh you [ __ ] I didn’t expect you to have Bows God damn Blaze blazes man blazes the biggest op to ever exist can’t believe I did all this for some gold I mean diamonds make me feel better about that they’re going to start shooting at me again okay now we’re talking what’s all this raw pork chops Another Monkey staff data storeage chip

Oh here we go netherite scrap Crystal Heart increases the wear’s maximum health cooked pork chops actually kind of insane golden spear golden block excuse me I’m sorry I’m I really should not burp anywhere near the mic mic I couldn’t help it what’s going on over here I’m going to start from the

Top I think that’s going to be my best bet lases damn they’re so annoying you [ __ ] gas oh what’s going on in here block of raw gold what the hell do you do with a block of raw gold can you cook it into a block is this a

Normal yeah this is yeah for sure for sure for sure there’s a lot going on here but this it this feels like I this feels like is this not normal this is all normal Minecraft crap stuff I’m confused I know it seems like a lot but genuinely

Like uh my big thing when I was looking for mod pack was I wanted to find something that just like enhanced the base game now I know that this does not seem like that but trust me when I say it’s not that insane looks at the 20 custom UI

Uh yeah yeah you got me you got me that’s that’s a good one that’s a good one [ __ ] God damn [ __ ] ass gas go Gast are the worst dude they’re so they’re like actually the worst thing to exist God I think maybe it’s not as jarring for me though because like I

Did I put in the work put in the hours like I played Minecraft mod packs and got got myself acclimated to them and like learned how to do like the tech mods and stuff like that so now it’s just like I get it you know what I mean

Like all the like technology stuff I’m like I got that I’m used to it this [ __ ] ain’t nothing to me man I played Minecraft mod pack too much mods in 20 20 when it was still Coen restrictions on my job this [ __ ] ain’t nothing to me

Man yeah I’d like to see dream speed run this you would even know where to start freaking goober but I mean gen like who’s who’s who who’s playing vanilla Minecraft in 2024 not me it’s too easy you know when I was buying my computer everybody was like oh everybody I mean you know

People people online will recommend things to you and say ah dude you got to get this like you know you got to be able to do this I’m literally like I literally just want to play Minecraft like mod packs that that was my sole intent when purchasing a computer can it

Run Minecraft mod packs yes okay I’ll get that one I’ll get two you almost got me you almost got me you almost got me it’s too late it’s too late you’re done well I mean I don’t download mods individually also I download like a mod pack cuz

Like I can’t be bothered to do all that yeah exactly mod essential I think this has essential I’m pretty sure this has essential I’m not doing this I just said it if it doesn’t come in the mod pack I’m not using it all right I’m not going into the game

Five server files downloading this mod this mod this mod this mod I’m I got the mod pack mod pack is cool that’s it cuz if having all the mods is overwhelming installing them even worse where you can friend people without buying Realms is that but that sounds like it’s only applicable to um

Like uh what what what’s the difference it’s like Java Java and something else what are the two different different versions of Minecraft come on get me over here get me over here oh yeah Java and Bedrock Bedrock is like the Microsoft poo poo dog butt one right do I have that correct

Microsoft doooo dog butt Bedrock yeah I’m on Java excuse me I hit my mic [ __ ] Bedrock all my homies hate bedrock I played um what did I play it is the poor hey there’s nothing wrong with poor people all right I’m not being serious that’s a joke I understand I

Understand I’ve been trying to make a Minecraft mod pack dude good [ __ ] luck good [ __ ] luck what is this Paladin leggings they’re not even that good blue Obsidian Blue obsidian glass huh oh h you know back in my day I used to play Minecraft on the

Xbox 360 was that on Xbox 360 or was that Xbox One it might have been Xbox One what is going on in here and I would like because like we didn’t have access to mod packs and that was just totally like out of our reach as

Children I would take it upon myself to like design a map like I would design a map I would set up like mob spawners and like create like a dungeon and then like give you like choices of equipment and like put it all on a thing and then I would like

Set it to Adventure mode so like you couldn’t break any blocks and then after all that I had nobody to play him Bastion Remnant map huh yeah dude the tutorial World worlds on Minecraft 360 actually went crazy so true I loved all the like little maps that they would make like they would

Have like a like I don’t know [ __ ] stranger things map or something like that I I don’t think that they well I I didn’t play Stranger Things map I’m sure they have one but I played like a like a Star Wars map or something like

That and as a kid with no mod pack access that was like the [ __ ] wait have I been here already is this yeah this is the same gold castle I’ve been here I’ve SED it there’s something across the way there yeah I literally used to make like whole

Minecraft maps and then I would like try so hard to get my friends to play my Minecraft map and then we would just play like oh [ __ ] I dug my bed I must bury it right I used to make a giant Minecraft map and I would try so hard to get my

Friends to play it and then nobody would play it and then I had this old deprecated Minecraft map it would just sit there it’s kind of sad when you think about it but I was still playing Minecraft with my friends so at the end of the day it doesn’t

Matter but you know one thing that we did use that I designed was a Hunger Games map now that went crazy when you don’t have like servers and stuff like that and then I built my own Hunger Games map yeah everybody ate that

Up can you tell that I was a cool kid in school can you tell that I had a lot of friends in school cuz building a whole Minecraft mod a whole Minecraft map by yourself definitely the sign that like you are a very like popular kid I was not

Him I was not him bro [ __ ] 13-year-olds were like dude I had my first kiss today and I was like that’s crazy I just built this Minecraft mod this Minecraft map that I’m going to get all my friends to play later I was not him [ __ ]

Blazes I can’t look at the clip I can’t look at the clip I appreciate you I love you thank you clipping I can’t look at the clip well they were building relation ships you were building in Minecraft holy [ __ ] I’m upset I didn’t think of that first that’s crazy that is so

Good that is so good and true I think that’s what makes it so impactful [ __ ] goddamn bles man they’re everywhere can’t think I need some netherite scrap he’s running at me Diamond great Axe this is so my eyes are like becoming unfocused well I’m not usually playing alone there is

Other people that play on this server but I don’t know uh you know what my friends are actually watching um the Final Destination series like in order at the moment and wow that sounds cool I I honestly I don’t want to watch those movies oh no we have like a

Uh honestly we have a friend who is like crazy goated on the sauce and is just kind of very uh techsavvy and good with things like setting up a server and we have a we have a lot of dedicated Wham my boots are about to break something about this area is like

Making my I feel like I’m cooking burgers at a stove right now and it’s like just a little bit too hot so it’s smoking a little bit and I got to open up my windows very specific anecdote but very true what is this what is this what am I looking at hello

Hello just [ __ ] get off my ass what is this what is what is going on over here [ __ ] oh look at that dude it’s like Elden ring that’s cool yeah this is weird but did you see the way that I just lifted oh sorry you

See the way that I just lifted that gate that was kind of sick this is scary look at this there’s another one oh the [ __ ] I’m I’m lifting a gate look at that oh no I opened it I did not lift it opened did you why why do we say okay I know

Why people say open open says me because of that like that thing I’m I’m pretty sure it’s like a like a old TV show or something but why do we say open sesame IR what the flip I just got here what is a Bastion what the freak watch this y’all ready for this you see that why Ransom huh why you talking to me about Ransom is that a threat what is going on down here dude you trying to hold me for

Ransom you trying to hold me cabbage what is this whoa Whoa uh oh my bad I’m sorry I’m glancing there there’s a lot going on so I’m like back and forth what is this this is nether brick huh this is pretty wild Soul star Soul star I see you I see you I’m stuck on something I can barely see in here Diamond holy

Sta dragon’s blood sapling I think I’ve seen a couple of those and I probably should have picked them up I something about it being called dragon’s blood just seems kind of crazy oh that there’s got to be like a boss or something down here right there’s no way all this would be

Going on good night bye [ __ ] dude I got to pee again there’s too much going on is there anything who’s this have I been down there down this way and all the way down here and uh oh hi oh oh [ __ ] I guess you’re wondering how I got here get music cut

Off why did the music cut off whoa what’s going on down here what is this another Whirlwind oil Advanced circuits some aluminium what is this I have any blocks what is this [ __ ] magma flower seed crying obsidian you know if I would have been picking all this iron up the whole time I’d

Probably have so much on me right now this is pretty wild can you build a um portal that like lays down so it’s like you get what I’m saying is that possible I want to do this and just see how far away I get from my house

I came down here for netherite and I have almost n dude I got to pee so bad do I have some no I don’t but I do have coal and I have iron I have an apple I have a pen how do you do this it’s blent I’m

Stupid do I have like a flame charge or something all right what are the odds that I get out of here alive if I can find a flame charge I’m just going to portal my way out of here for sure how do you make a wait you can how do

You craft a Flame Charge yeah I don’t think you can you can gunpowder blaze powder and nothing that I have available to me simply man I do not feel like trying to get my way all the way back out of here holy [ __ ] he’s cracked I got to pee dude I’m bouncing my

Leg I’m bouncing my leg so hard right now oh I knew I knew I have no interest in fighting you I have no enemies huh that doesn’t work damn dude are you for real since when crying obsidian you can’t make a thing with it I got to go pee for for for

Okay I’m back you know this has been very eventful and I’m not too far away I got a bunch of stuff so I guess it hasn’t been total ass I was just kind of hoping to get netherite and I didn’t God leave me alone please all right now that most of the

Insanity is gone hello Freddy Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear every buddy H do I really sound like that y’all crazy oh goofy ass who’s their turn that is so funny oh my God just the title alone is enough excuse me what is that man there’s so many things out here brother

Goofy ass who’s there turn uh hello strawberry before you ask yes I remember you it’s so funny people always I people always lead with I I mean I’m just making assumption you know that you were going to say that but people always lead with that and I’m

Like yeah dude like what I get five people talking in chat you think I’m not going to remember every single one of You you [ __ ] gas man they’re the worst they’re the worst what’s going on in here what is this this place is cute as hell see exactly that’s why I led with that this house is so cute dude what I wish it wasn’t in the most uninviting environment possible rubis bark is that

It that’s all there is to you NE grass jungle plant polish Black Stone that’s it that’s all you got I this is a mod pack that goes by the name prominence 2 it is the RPG version of said noack it’s pretty much like to put it simply the mod pack takes Minecraft and

Makes it into Terraria that is like a very good way to describe it [ __ ] off yeah this is like one of my favorite mod packs I have ever played I really appreciate when a mod pack doesn’t like fundamentally break what makes Minecraft Minecraft Who dude I am so pogged out of my [ __ ] mind to go back and listen to all of these music disc I am so excited to listen to all this music I have no idea what they are thanks Doc it’s an Infinity upgrade and that is a botania book Lexica

Botania that is actually going to be helpful I want to get into botania I don’t know if you guys know what botania is but it is a magic Minecraft thank you thank you thank you oh who’s shooting me it is a I don’t know why I’m killing

You I just I just like I was in the I was I was feeling bloodthirsty to put it simply botania is like a m uh M this is Minecraft yes uh magic mod that focuses around like collecting flowers to further your progress which is really cool I I really enjoy that

Mod that’s what I’m I’m a bit of a vet this [ __ ] ain’t nothing to me man I sucked a camel through the eye of a needle okay this is my moment can you I need him he’s in the lava hey get out of the lava it’s like when your dog is getting

Into something he shouldn’t be get out of that get out of there you know what he’s a lost cause We know that noise where are you God literally about to ruin my day don’t come near me is that one of those horses with a man riding it what is that what is that I mean we can take them I’m not worried about it but what the [ __ ] is

That I don’t want to kill the horse I just want to kill the guy on it well the soul Reaper [Applause] didn’t even drop anything I really want to get one of these bats you can ride them freaking bat yeah I would honestly like my toxic trait

Is thinking that I’m like really good at building in Minecraft and personally I think I’m slightly above average that’s just one man’s opinion the goal of me doing all this was to collect um netherite so I could repair my armor and then not have to worry about it

Also my friends renamed the tag on the top from the boss to say hunter is a [ __ ] I have no idea how they did that yes see look at this Basics and then you like I can’t even explain it man I have no idea how they did that

Though why does this it keeps eating my Disc Oh yeah that’s Nice It sounds like it would be playing in a Quinton Tarantino Movie It’s freaking Vibe right now What am I doing anybody Know netherite oh so true you’re actually kind of goated for that I don’t have enough though this the problem for um so this it for specific stuff yes like You do need yes I don’t know the specifics of it but yes but there’s some stuff that you can just like craft like the um some armors just use it cuz there’s like a bunch of um there’s a bunch of cool [ __ ] just a bunch of random wacky crazy guys can I sort

Things by the number of them in whoa s by item amount oh I need to do some spring cleaning desperately I’m not doing all that so many things to do all right so I had a idea idea for this all right I think we go to like the middle here and then I

Build like this so that’s one two 3 so one two three four and then here then one two three well let’s just do recreate it like you have it on the other side don’t over complicate it so out so like right here and then here like that that don’t look great

No I don’t use creative I don’t get the same you don’t get the same fulfillment out of it you know what I mean okay so I would say like right here we need to break it down the bear bones yeah cuz I mean in survival when I like build something cool on top

Of building that cool thing I’m like I worked for that you’ve never played Minecraft that’s insane hello golden Reaper we’re building I had a think about it though I got to get like a like a view yeah that’s crazy I can’t imagine just never playing Minecraft I mean like I go through you

Know it’s like right now it’s Minecraft season you know and then in like a month I’ll never I’ll play Minecraft again in like two years and then after that 2year period I’ll be like you know I could go for right now I go for a little bit of

Minecraft and then I’ll play Minecraft again for another like month and a half and the cycle continues I need some dark oak I have an epic diamond pickaxe holy [ __ ] I didn’t know the reads just keep growing did they change that they just keep going this has got to change oh [ __ ] whatever

Um well currently this will be like a supportive tiller or this bridge holy [ __ ] I’m sinking what’s happening holy sh I did not know that that did that by move freely they meant you’re you’re just walking that’s what they meant I mean I knew exactly what it was

When it happened but it just really caught me off guard they meant that now it’s like way too big okay hold on we’re going back I don’t I know this isn’t hardcore well it’s weird like I don’t it’s set to normal but like there’s got to be something like in

The mod pack that makes it harder just by virtue because like sometimes dude sometimes it’s really hard plus with a game like this I really prefer not playing hardcore because if I’m like doing great and then I die I’m never going to open the game back up again like I do appreciate Rogue

Lights and I play them pretty regularly but this is just it’s not that vibe it’s too hard for me to enjoy playing it when I know that at some point everything I love is going to burn it’s too much pressure for for um but I don’t want to say family

Friendly I mean like I have one myself so I mean I I don’t know man I don’t think I can say that with confidence I try to I try to keep it cool I mean I feel like I’m a pretty like relatively wholesome person just naturally you know what I

Mean don’t really say too much out- of pocket stuff unless I’m feeling a little more Goblin the kids are saying this thing called Goblin mode I like that I think I’ll be using that more what is going on on sinking is your gripe I am I am 600 can I put that

Do because he’s making me sink somebody was dragging you underwater would you want to know what they’re deal is that would be my first thought like hey dude why are you dragging me underwater right now oh no I’m I’m 20 um uh 20 4 23 one of

Those you’ll have to ask me when I’m a little bit more clear on that no it’s not a sensitive question I don’t care you’re fine my first answer is not a um my first answer is never a serious one not good at that truly yeah don’t be

Mean don’t be mean that’s not a sensitive question totally perfectly normal average thing to ask Exactly I’m just a goober I don’t want to be anything but a Goofy Goober I don’t want to be anything than the goofy Goa I’ve been trying to be lately like that that’s a Minecraft original what is this dragon’s blood I don’t understand what this is I’m planting It creeper oh Man oh man I’m it is insane like the staying power that SpongeBob has like it literally will always and forever have a choke hold do I laugh a lot huh yeah I guess I’m laughing at that that’s such a funny question do you breathe a lot kind of sound like Curtis Connor No I’m getting compared to the Uber Millennial pack up your bags it’s over wait armor trimming is in normal Minecraft now I did not know that no it’s okay it’s just I’m just being funny just being funny you know I usually have a mullet too which is I

Mean we’re pretty much the same person me and Curtis actually but I’m in the proc process of getting a job so I feel like a mullet is not the best to do for that let me get the job and then I’ll grow it back out most likely this is kind of crazy yo

This is um this is called prominence prominence 2 void Invasion yeah cuz if I have like a mullet when I’m interviewing they’ll be like what the [ __ ] is this guy’s deal I didn’t get the soul your mom has a mullet your mom sounds sick as [ __ ] she plays the drums and has

Tattoos mom sounds dope is your mom Curtis Connor all right I to get rid of some of this [ __ ] I really have to get rid of some of this stuff automatic trash can steel plates steel ingots blasting we’ll delete item with fluid sent to it can also be used to empty a

Fluid slot by right clicking that’s too much it’s too much listen I told you ahead of time I cannot claim familyfriendly cuz I just can’t for that reason specifically because then I say the f word one time say the f word one time and it’s all over it all comes crashing

Down no f word did you just [ __ ] say the f word you [ __ ] in my Christian Minecraft server destroyed nothing I was talking to an imaginary man that I made up in my head thank you I’m sorry this is probably not that interesting to watch I have so much [ __ ]

In here and I just got to get rid of it man I got to get rid of this stuff there’s so much so much crap in here that has no business no business existing laser beam yeah see it I have no idea who that is I say it all the time

I I have a total blind spot for like for other people existing on the internet I I don’t I know DOA cat oh no I got to pick all the stuff up because I threw my drill down there back to the drawing board all right hold on

Do you know what I’m going to do my dyslexia brain Read Austin as autism that’s so funny dude imagine you’re named Austin in middle school and then your nickname becomes autism it’s j that’s definitely some [ __ ] like it’s not even that creative why did I pick all that stuff

Back up I threw it down the water I’m I’m trying to get rid of this [ __ ] I got to put it somewhere that I’ll never see it again trying to get rid of this shirt is Denver a good name I never thought Denver Denver for the name of a human

Being is kind of fire this is the name rating segment of the stream give me your names and I’ll rate them for you Denver is kind of sick Denver is kind of sick isn’t Denver in Colorado I was just talking about moving to Colorado friend’s name is Denver that’s

That’s a super cool name that’s like super unique can you tell your friend that he has a cool name and also kiss him on the mouth as an autistic person autism seems like okay wait as an autistic person autism seems like such a stupid name to even bully someone with oh like if

Someone called me autism I just okay yeah yeah you’re right you’re right at first I was just like reading that as if somebody was like named autism I was like huh he is lessening huh okay l no hate to your cousin but the name Dallas I don’t like it I’m sure they’re a cool person but okay I see what you are saying and I’m not going to read it out loud but I’m telling you that I see your message about Peter about your friend Peter but I will not be reading that out

Loud this is such an ineffective way of doing this but honestly I have what choice do I have it’s worse than an English accent so true yeah reading it yeah yeah I did it in my head good call you definitely if you’re in chat right now read that in English accent do

Not dude do not read the name Peter file in an English accent trust me you do not want to do that bro oh my god dude that is insane I did you what the [ __ ] that is so intricate my others friend name is hey would ju blow me that is so insane to

Read dude what the [ __ ] did I’m like the fact I’ve never heard that before did you just come up with that if you told me that you just came up with that I would totally believe you because what the [ __ ] Heywood hey would you blow

Me that’s good man you got me you got me that is that is funny that is funny yeah classic yeah bend over you know him you love him you know him you love him you guys know Wilma you guys want to hear a joke did you guys hear about that

Actress that killed her um that killed her husband the other day it’s like Reef something what is it she’s an actor Reese something will my dad ever come back damn dude you’re better at this than me I’m going to leave I’m going to leave the jokes to you Austin all

Right who’s that actress that killed her husband it’s Reese something no takers don’t make me finish the joke my mom God damn it oh my God yeah that’s really not that funny my mom’s dead so take it back I don’t play rocket League played rocket League when it first came out no

More I’m just kidding my mom’s not dead that’s the joke my mom’s not dead you guys like that one I just came up with that h i freaking got your I got your tail so good listen I will not I will not be playing rocket League all right you’ll

Never catch me playing rocket League no no offense to the rocket Leaguers in chat all right I exclusively play fortnite rocket racing I’m seeing some very very intense reactions to rocket racing in chat oh I almost got too close to the stack what’s wrong with rocket racing

Come on come on you guys like fortnite you guys like fortnite you guys like fortnite we all like fortnite no I don’t rocket racing in fortnite is really not that good like it it’s it’s really not that good Peter Griffin fortnite exactly my thought exactly I do I play

Fortnite I’ve definitely played it on stream a good amount uh I don’t play it enough where I have a chance of getting um Peter Griffin sadly cuz I just don’t have that kind of time to dedicate to a game made for 13year olds I have just enough time to dedicate

To it to get to um page nine of the battle pass wait a second I’m noticing the fallacy of what I’m saying right now because I’m playing Minecraft I’m playing I’m literally playing Minecraft saying that [ __ ] right now dude I love Animal Crossing do not get me started on Animal

Crossing do you want to see I don’t have my switch on me it’s upstairs and I can’t go get it because people are sleeping but I G I’m not joking there is no lie when I say I have over 500 hours in Animal Crossing That’s not a joke dude I’m not kidding I’m not kidding it came out when pandemic started the first time and I had literally nothing else to do all right the fact the fact you’re denying me my 500 hour Play Time on animal crossing right now is really pissing me off I’m just

Kidding you just started a few weeks ago oh my God honey you got a big storm coming Animal Crossing goes insanely hard I love Animal Crossing so much you have 200 days on fortnite now that’s what I’m [ __ ] talking about get those hours up brother 200 days do you have the Chun Le

Skin what do you even do you can do everything you don’t understand like unless you’re a true Crosser like me and the crossers is what we call ourselves in the community you will never understand okay you keep saying severely over wait I probably have I probably have a lot of time on

Minecraft San Rio Collection San Rio Collection San Rio collection is that the Lego set I’m not I the I’m not amazing at fortnite but sometimes I’m pretty good there’s nothing wrong with being 14 years old are you telling me that you didn’t type bow ner randomly when you were 14

Because this is a heavily modded version of Minecraft so it looks kind of insane San Rio is the company that makes Hello Kitty oh it’s San Rio collection in Animal Crossing you know what you can do uh don’t do it right now because well I guess your watching

Uh you know what you can you can it’s a go on Twitch and then look up animal crossing islands and then you can find an island code to just grab a bunch of [ __ ] whoa okay Austin that is too much that’s too much don’t don’t do

That that’s not this is not the place for that that’s the only time I’m going to say that I’m not going to read out what he said there’s a very specific reason why I’m why I’m chastising that okay I don’t care like cool if that true if it’s not you

Know I also don’t care that that’s mean yeah I mean you can relatively family friendly like I mean it it’s not like completely but okay saying boner and like a racial slur are two completely different things and if you think that’s the same then maybe re-evaluate yeah exactly a name like

Andrew kind of not believable it’s okay I said something and we can leave it at that play some music I like it sucks because I do like playing music but like I do sometimes go back into my uh I go back into my VOD sometimes to

Like pull out like a Tik Tock or something like that just because it’s like cool to do you know but like it just happened to me where I was playing the last time I’m I know that hold on strawberry was here when I was doing it but I was playing this hold on

This I was playing this random ass windpipe music from a song that has like a 100 listens on YouTube and then I’m I go back into the thing to pull out a clip and they copyright this can you believe somebody’s out here copyright striking videos with this [ __ ] music

Playing if anything I’m doing you a service it is progue drawing music so true it’s frog drawing music um no I mean I don’t what I don’t make money doing this I’m doing this for the Love of the Game call me asparagus so true play W wet ass [ __ ] say s days a

Week play Green Green greens from Kirby’s Dreamland will listen to this have you guys heard the Donkey Donkey Kong it is Cal okay so they have californation they have under the bridge but it’s recreated with Donkey Kong Country Music you heard this before this [ __ ] goes Crazy d goes on for a minute hell yeah sometimes I feel like my only friend is the country I live in the city of donkeys lonely as I am do this [ __ ] honestly they get so much [ __ ] but I’m honestly kind of a Red Hot Chili Peppers Respector I think there’s a certain amount of cringe that a person is allowed to be and I have allowed and I’ve allowed myself to accept the cringey parts about me and it’s made me much happier as a person and one of those is liking Red Hot Chili Peppers ooh Huh what do you mean shut Up this [ __ ] goes crazy Yeah I know he’s sitting here saying make me okay well okay if you’re talking to Andrew then go ah and do your thing that’s between you and God all right don’t don’t be overly mean all right just chill listen to The Red Hot Chili Peppers y’all are doing too Much cringe is a man-made concept so True this [ __ ] goes crazy I see that you really really want me to play the song I see you the bridge though the bridge on this though right hold on I’ll look it up I’ll look it up I’ll look it up I look it up all right but don’t get the wrong

Idea here I’m not going to sit here and listen to music the whole time this is a remix Kirby’s Dreamland green greens Trap remix Kirby green greens extended oh you know what I think I’ve actually played this Kirby game oh what the [ __ ] you got me playing Tik Tok sounds on

My over my Minecraft stream I’m sorry that string of words is so funny shout out Danny Duncan you’re Funny all right let’s not forget who look you’re here watching me all Right so it’s calm down I’m pretty sure I literally said Kirby two seconds Ago and I have the power to Smite you and then you will just be gone Yeah I literally said I played the Game I mean you seem relatively nice I’m not talking to you Austin I mean you to but that goes for everybody just be chill just be chill I don’t want To I don’t necessarily feel like I have a Reason just be chill you’re scaring the hose Oh really no I mean I’m being charitable you Know I that’s okay listen a testament to how much Animal Crossing I played I collected every single record I’m crazy even when I wasn’t playing anymore I would just get in for like 2 seconds and then buy the record for the day and then collect them

All oh you know what do you know what I just thought of My switch is dead I forgot that I have an extra one well I have the um I have the uh thing the Light what is happening I’m being assaulted what the [ __ ] is that who are you oh my god dude this man is about to destroy me he’s coming I open up my inventory God damn what is this dude’s deal see this is what I’m saying if I was playing on a

Hardcore and then that man showed up my world would be over and I’d be like all right I’m getting off my nendo light is so dead that it won’t come up right now but in a minute you’ll see my you’ll see my Animal Crossing hours and then you’ll be like he was not

Lying I want to like build a like a carrus to hold this bridge up like a cradle support beams if you will yeah I just got to get a I got to backup I got to get a like a backup view yeah dude that looks pretty Good that looks pretty good that looks pretty good dude that looks pretty good think the ABCs confirmed Austin is actually a 5-year-old dude can you sing the ABCs it’s my favorite song Here play this link play this link the [ __ ] it’s fire dude swear play this link I’m telling you this goes so

Crazy this really goes so crazy rock andarn this [ __ ] goes Insane yeah you are so stupid he’s got one he’s so stupid so stupid my friend Jack jackam we’ll call him for name sake he’s so stupid that’s funny what the hell it didn’t dude you can only have your account on your switch on one at a time

Austin is chaotic you see that’s what I mean I don’t I like like to give everybody the chance because there is something nice about there is something nice about just a little bit of chaos I appreciate it hello Valdez it’s so funny I have my thing on restream so I can never

See any of your emotes so it just says hand pink waving hand pink waving hand pink waving all right Austin we know that’s not not true it’s okay your favorite song is the ABCs I don’t think you know anything about that Washington Middle School that alone tells me everything I need to know

Yeah don’t talk to yourself you seen that Tik Tok where the guy is like hold on yeah I think I hold on I’ll pull it up this guy bro you not about the streets no I’m not from a gated community I behave you don’t you Thug Don’t lecture me about being from the

Streets I don’t care [ __ ] so good so Good so good I love him yeah I just I don’t okay that’s all it took that’s all it took I just don’t address it okay Austin I’ll tell you it’ll be hard to forget you love you Austin God that [ __ ] Austin guy am I right geez God is he still here

Oh my bad my bad me doing the doing the thing where you totally your finger next to your head so everybody knows that you disagree with someone to Austin remember when you never had a reason all right chill dude like what what are you trying to prove oh

You would just be gone I mean like I don’t know what I’m not here to psychoanalyze you all right you can [ __ ] go like you can just go look at that I’m not your dad all right I’m not here to babysit you like yes you can just go you’re not stuck

Here look at that dude do you see that I kind of popped off with that [ __ ] people there’s just is the internet I mean I mean like I’ve gotten it so many times while streaming there’s people who just can’t help themselves you know that’s like I remember the first

Time I ever like had that moment where I was like oh [ __ ] like people really just be saying insane [ __ ] and then I had to like go through and make like a list of banded words in my chat and I had to like literally type them out and I was

Like man I just really didn’t account for people speaking that way like I didn’t think that it was a thing I didn’t think people just did that [ __ ] really caught me off guard all right I do have to finish this I’m going to need some more Stone it’s all coming

Together it’s all coming together uh uh uh uh alligator uh uh a alligator bug Austin was right that [ __ ] does go crazy I’m really glad he recommended that song to me all right while I’m in here Daddy’s got a Piss Is For okay Gothic or golden Reaper 300 seconds how long is That 300 seconds will it last how long is 300 Seconds that’s literally like 3 minutes that’s what I mean I don’t need a moderator cuz there’s only like two of you so it’s easier to just do that I can do it myself I have the tools I’ve been nice but just don’t take advantage of it and I will continue being nice even

If you’re mean I’ll continue being nice maybe you’re just having a bad day that’s fine we all have them I’m not a family streamer but I’m also not an edgy streamer thank you it’s 2024 we’re past it I don’t want this I don’t want this stuff man too

Much yeah I mean when you’re like younger that’s what I mean like I don’t know you got to know I know the demographic and I know that majority of the people who are watching twitch streams are younger so I put my you got to put yourself in their shoes also but you

Know I’m not 16 anymore yeah I’m I’m over it I just say look inward self-reflect I want to build some like the towers are looking very flat we got to fix that I know it’s Minecraft so you’re probably like hey it’s all flat oops all flat and you’re

Correct but if you can make it look less flat preferably this is what I mean just like a yeah exactly exactly I think having a son has I don’t know made me a little bit more sympathetic so children like I don’t understand well I do understand I don’t

Agree with the things being said but I understand the head space that you are in and I’m praying for you I hope you make it out yeah for sure that’s what I mean and like if I can be a guy that like they see that and they’re like oh you know know that’s

Like like like a constituent but that be a right word to use it think can be like that is a constituent and maybe I could try to emulate some of those values I think that’d be cool first lesson retina 66 boot camp be chill people love can I

Ransom people love a good chill demeanor it can get you very far if you suck at your job but you’re just like nice and chill you can get away with a lot truly it can get you a long way by just being chill because people would be like oh

Man like that guy kind of sucks at his job but he’s also kind of nice to have around oh god oh gosh darn it oh my God yeah I know I say that but I also I’m I’m I’m a pretty I’m a pretty emotional dude maybe I’m just good I’m good at

Seeming less emotional than I am cuz I mean like even like honestly like people in chat saying like wild stuff does give me anxiety like it it just does because they’re like I don’t know I I guess it’s like a you worry about like your brand and that’s why I say something I’m

Like y chill but the best way to get through to it is just be like hey that’s not chill am I stuck on and that’s why I told him I told him you’re scaring the hose you tell a Zoomer that they’re scaring the hose they know immediately what you’re trying to

Say the most effective piece of communication that you can have and they’ll be like damn okay true that one pierces through the heart I’m going to bring the Jukebox over here I wonder if there’s a way that I could like cycle music disc just on

Loop I have like eight of them in there now the [ __ ] is that let’s just bring one of everything I could try doing some Redstone I really could but then I’d have to do it you Know Yeah yeah I could watch a tutorial but then I’d have to listen to somebody this sounds less fun I’m not bad with Redstone I have a pretty good understanding I know some neat tips and tricks this is an ex extremely mid music disc oh now that that’s fire that’s that [ __ ] turn it up Yeah it’s not bad but now cat cat that cat goes crazy cat goes inano mode it does feel like filler on a goth album so true that’s filler on a boy harsher Album the man knows boy harsher why is the normal music coming back in we got a remix You don’t know boy harsher Bro Look up boy harsh sure goes crazy hold on let me find the song Where is it tears tears by boy harer I don’t know that whole album whole album goes crazy it’s like um I don’t know it’s like electronic electronic goth I guess that’s kind of all with it but here we are all right we’re now making a roof and to start I’m going to need

All of those all right let me think so some like braces here and then get some fence in between here that’ll be like another structural integral piece of building no you’re right it’s not all electronic it’s not it’s not but it’s funnier to make generalizations and then something like this and then this

Here what just happened I have no idea what happened there this umbrella is really blocking my view do you know how useless it it’s insane how useless umbrellas are I’ve owned three umbrellas umbrellas in the past few years and I mean maybe it’s just a Florida thing but

Like you get out into the wind one time and your umbrella is [ __ ] forever like the wind kicks up under it and then snaps everything inside of it and then it’s useless why do they make them that way I don’t understand it’s another one of those

Things like I always say I wish they never would have gave me the internet because if the internet didn’t exist in the first place I wouldn’t be upset when it was out if they never gave me an umbrella in the first place and I didn’t have the

Expectation they do look cool you know I didn’t take that into consideration they do look cool they do look cool then what I got to get like a I got to get an umbrella to like go with my outfit and then if it’s just black then

People are going to be like a wear some color you can’t win what the [ __ ] he was waiting he was waiting for me that whole time yeah you do lowkey look like a vampire with a black umbrella black black outfit very true all right you know what maybe you’re right maybe umbrellas are

Sick maybe I shouldn’t hate on him I didn’t take into the into consideration that you do kind of look like a vampire I mean vampires are cool why wouldn’t you want to look like a vampire you know definitely cooler than werewolves y you werewolf ass MF out there I’m talking to

You vampires are cooler I mean also like my my wardrobe is just mainly consistent of black at this point so I just kind of I’m like committed to the bit you know it’s too late to ever go back is for goth clothes you should shop at Urban Outfitters Urban Outfitters what who who

Claims Urban Outfitters who’s that claim by who got that one who won in the Urban Outfitters Civil War like when Urban Outfitters is making their control groups who do they have in mind I have set a foot in Urban Outfitters a few times and I always I always always I

Feel out of place I’m like this is like not clothes made with people in their mid-20s in mind it is definitely not a mid 20s clothing store early 20s at best and they’re always playing like post Malone or like somebody of the sort no hate to post Malone I love post

Malone but Urban Outfitters also loves post Malone that’s for damn sure how does that look this feels a little flat up here yeah my you know what that actually looks really good yeah my Clothing has drastically changed since like high school like skinny jeans are so out for men at least skinny jeans are out they’re dead we do not respect men’s skinny jeans yeah it’s looking pretty good dude I’m very happy with the way that’s turning out well of course I mean you always dress

How you see fit I mean come on be honest a man in his mid-20s wearing skinny jeans oh oh let’s be real let’s be real I’m sorry I don’t know why I’m it it’s a it’s a hard selling point I know there’s a lot of people still out here rocking the skinny

Jeans I am I am I am I’m angering the emos and the Elmos oh do you think if Elmo was really big into Blood on the Dance Floor in high school he Would wear skinny jeans or really baggy jws honestly I see omo more as a Jugo he’s definitely giving juga this music disc also goes crazy it’s looking pretty Good dude I keep hearing a [ __ ] creeper You I don’t know Tik Tock Tik Tock loves baggy Jorts Tik Tok is the only way that I can see um um like how people younger than me are dressing nowadays that’s my only exposure so that’s that’s my whole that’s my whole Basis Cuz I’m not one of those like 20 year olds that just like randomly has like that one 16-year-old friend that you’re like oh yeah he’s cool though okay yeah you’re right blood on the dance floor is a very dated uh reference at this point uh man is that dude is that showing my

Age like that is showing my age even referencing Blood on the Dance Floor you like do scen kids not listen to Blood on the Dance Floor anymore like is that not a thing do they like no because like like they’re like super like woke now and I mean that like in a

Good way like so like they know that DOI vanity is like a terrible person they’d never let that [ __ ] slide ain’t no way they would never let that [ __ ] slide I need some torches bro that’s so crazy that like emo references now are like dated like Blood on the Dance Floor are The

Front Bottoms still like Kicking and Screaming are they still they still out there or did they do something [ __ ] up too yeah it’s definitely more then emo for sure for sure you don’t know the front okay you don’t know the front bottoms that’s crazy that’s very

Surprising they were huge for me when I was a kid dude they were absolutely massive for me twins siiz mattress she hopes I’m doomed forever to sleep on a twins siiz mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life man I’m old what the [ __ ] true true you a big classic rock person

I give classic rock a lot of [ __ ] this is coming together we’re making a house at home If I was walking that’s a pretty cool bridge if I was walking across that bridge I’d say that’s a pretty cool Bridge thank you yeah I told you I’m like I would say I’m like moderately moderately above average Builder Nothing more nothing Less can I make these into a stair I can oh baby huh you have to use the stone cutter yeah learning I I don’t remember how but I learned like a large graveyard horde Undead appeared huh What okay well I mean doesn’t affect me I guess I’m not near Graveyard [ __ ] I like learned this diagram on how to build circles in Minecraft when I was like younger and it’s just kind of like imprinted in my brain so now I just kind of like understand how to get a certain shape out of it that I want trial and error error

Error what vanilla block do I really like to build with is Blackstone vanill vanilla if so that yes Blackstone is vanilla and that [ __ ] goes crazy this place is looking magical to be quite honest let me get like a night view from out here oh yeah that’s

Nice I feel like it needs some more like realistically it would need more support whoa whoa whoa okay they’re cooking ooh oh my god dude they got Skrillex to do Minecraft music that goes crazy it’s kind of loud wow I’m making like a I’m making like a stank

Face and doing the LeBron James head Bob that goes kind of crazy Yeah that looks pretty good that’s it damn dude that could have gone on for a minute oh yeah oh yeah oh for sure dude do you know I I think what is going on maybe I need better Shadows that’s nice God help him he has cooked this is literally this is

My this is my rule the world Minecraft moment I used to R the World I think it go a long way to kind of like make this look a little bit better Also I mean this one’s just a little bit more Square I don’t think there’s anything wrong with That H I think that’s all pretty that’s pretty much all I want to do to it I don’t want to do too much feel like it’s the perfect amount of stuff all right this looks nice oh yeah for sure definitely better than vanilla most definitely I want to get like a

Nice out of it from up here maybe we look at it when it’s night time see that’s a like autogenerated structure it kind of looks like dooo but it’s there how do you turn off your oh yeah look at that maybe we got to see it at night

Time where I get these rubies from yeah I know I just wish I could put glass in them like even though they’re like like you know I still wish I could put glass in them the roof is kind of nice too the whole bridge is like there’s a

Little bit more on one side than there is the other but honestly it’s structural it has to be this way yeah you see this Cube I’m going crazy this is probably the final product I don’t I don’t want to do too much to it you know what I mean like if you just

If you go too crazy with it then it starts looking like a little unnatural you know I want it to like have a sense that it’s I don’t want it to feel out of place you know what I mean like it fits very well with how it

Is now do you know what would kind of go crazy though if I put some like vines on the sides make a Minecraft hardcore series uh that sounds stressful honestly I’d consider it it’s weird how much people actually watch like I don’t know like yeah exactly then I’d have to like

Mess with the natural you know but like maybe maybe it’s because I’m like okay so when I was younger I watched the Ys cast quite a bit that was like my go-to Minecraft plug especially because they played a lot of [ __ ] that I could not like on a computer with like mods and

Stuff see that at night oh yeah that goes crazy that goes crazy but um I don’t know I don’t I don’t really like seek out to watch Minecraft was crazy how many people do like it’s crazy Minecraft viewership is like way crazier dude thank you yog cast Peak nostalgia

That first Minecraft series shadow of israell there will literally never be anything like it like it it transcended once these Vines grow a little bit I think it’ll really make it go crazy send me invite to the Discord so I can show you what I’m building on my friend server did

You if you do the exclamation point Discord it should send you the link did you not get that yeah that’s my thing too I always get like Super Hyper fixated on Minecraft for a while that should take it to the server I don’t think I have it on YouTube for those commands

But just in case you can also oh hold on what the [ __ ] in invite invalid that sucks hold on I’ll spam it to chat and then I’ll put it in um the YouTube chat also yeah it must be different that’s so weird I don’t know what happened to

It true Discord updated yeah that might be it I mean it’s pretty Bare Bones right now you know it’s just like a stream notification service honestly I’m just bumbling around now honestly I’m just soaking it all In I’m just soaking my shorts oh yeah once those Vines grow in we’ll have officially officially cooked I wonder if there’s like an auto Miner also I still need netherite heavily yeah I know that’s why I’m kind of just like farting around for a second I usually like it to stop at

Like 5 hours I feel like has been pretty much the usual recently but it it might it might be uh it might be right now it’s probably going to be right now I’m just telling you because I’m getting a little tired I’m getting a little eepy all right guys I’m warning

You the sound bite function on Twitch and stuff is broken I couldn’t get it removed oh you know what I’ll you know what I want to do real quick before I dip actually Little Thing Called bandal don’t know if you guys know what this is

But I got to guess the song based on the MIDI files so released in 2011 right up my alley 1.8 billion views what is this I don’t know it is this sweet yams can I get to the yams sweet yay I don’t know is this 21 Pilots what the [ __ ] is this I’m not looking at chat oh oh this is Um isn’t this a is is this cold play this cold play now let me hear the thing it’s on the tip of my tongue it’s on the tip of my tongue it’s right there I got to hear the voice oh uh One Republic no no what is this song called what is This what song is that [ __ ] what is that not hell Brian Adams Heaven not hell not hell I cannot remember this [ __ ] for the life of Me it’s not Brian Adams is it Heaven by Brian Adams I’m locked in Cold Play Paradise what do you the thing the clue is not hell I [ __ ] knew it was cold play I said Cold Play the thing is not hell but when you think of not hell hell you

Think of Heaven you don’t think of paradise that doesn’t make sense I knew it was [ __ ] Coldplay I love Coldplay got to you just got to listen to your gut man always listen to the your first instinct for sure all right guys I’m going to get out of here it is time for me to go to sleep so that’s been it for me I love you guys thank you it was nice

Seeing everybody and then you can go to those links in the thing and you can join the Discord and then you’ll always know when I’m live um schedule will probably be like not as consistent you know in the next like little bit just because I have some [ __ ] going on next

Week and then I have like interviews and stuff like that because I’m just a guy so you know it’ be like that but I will be back definitely before that so I gotta go though good night guys yeah L bro has work literally if it was up to me I

Would just do this forever honestly like I wish I wish that was me all right bye-bye bye bye love you