Minecraft Mayhem with Minnesota Nice Guys (Part 7)

Okay okay I got hit by some sort of potion oh God the [ __ ] are you being attacked by a witch no uhoh it was like a different kind of skeleton and it had like Witch Armor [ __ ] on it I don’t know what it was oh oh me oh my that’s

Disgusting Oh Me Oh My okay right yes for some odd reason my character is bald I had hair at the start of the game so yeah you had you had hair back in the day you had hair back in the day I had hair back in the day and then my

Character aged just horrific you got older all that all that stress from the minds you know where where is my hair I don’t remember which hair I had oh it definitely wasn’t that oh yeah that their Sun’s AR Rising all right that their bad Moon’s AR Rising definitely not

There I do not think that was the beat Badman it was it was definitely he just like I was doing something from the shin where did all of our iron go oh I moved it where so I moved it over so Sam over here I moved it where all of the blast

Furnaces are because then you’ll bring it over here to um uh to melt it and then all of your bricks will be together and then in this chest there’s also wood assuming most people will be making um like iron tools gotcha all right just do me one favor

Next time announce hey guys I’m moving the iron we were so I Don’t Panic it’s way College okay I know but you could have announced it anyway prior to being live yeah it’s just Molly Molly threw it in the fire we’re live we’re live she did it she did

It for the content Sam she wanted you to freak out on stream I didn’t think you would want it you guys okay so wait are we live now the fck yes we’re live yeah we’re live oh we’re live oh really okay I guess it’s my time then all

Right fix my hair first kill yourself later come on come on going to fix his hair okay hold on hold on where where where are you where are you um I don’t think so so right now I’m on top of the house but I don’t think that’s going to

Be high enough to kill me so um please oh you you got to go you got to go to Will’s Tower this is my tower [ __ ] yeah no I I I took it over it’s my tower please fine where what are you doing where where you jumping from you I’m I’m

Jumping from the top here please please assemble get up there yeah I’m get up there let’s go get the [ __ ] up there I want balding man okay okay okay let me give a speech for my last moments Jesus Christ okay we will we will so granted

The last time we were streaming I said I would kill myself and then off screen I said I would kill myself if me saying me killing myself for not having the infinity bow after all seven hours of work um did not pan out as it did so um

Yeah it did not go viral so I’m telling myself any any last words from you guys I was trying to do it earlier but I hit Sam I was I was coming to do a bit with you and then you just [ __ ] shot Oh I thought you were telling me to

Shoot her no no oh I’m sorry you know what you know what will now now not only am I killing myself I’m killing you and then myself I’d like to see you try get over here [ __ ] uh oh the balding man’s G to get killed you’re gon to come up the

Ladder think Sam move you miss [Applause] [Laughter] oh yeah [ __ ] [Laughter] you whoa sword the sword is there that’s a bad word you know just for that just for that will you’re going to get sniped you’re not going to know when you’re not going to know how I made sure you could

Get to heaven what you saved her you saved her from CHR yeah literally man Pig get out of the [ __ ] mine cart Sam what was your bit you were going to do I was going to walk up to you and and say let’s push her off but

Oh okay well we were at least on the somewhat of the same page give me that sword oh my [ __ ] thank you well that would have been funny yeah we should have been a aim for the bushes and smacked her off yeah exactly all right hello Eric Eric all right let’s

Let’s see how this Minecart does what’s this it’s our so many turns my God why that just wastes track she did yeah it makes it like really hard to like okay the the Redstone is like not making it go all right I need to fix my hair some

Reason did you add a torch to it or no oh there’s supposed to be a torch okay yeah they not going to activate unless there’s a power source nearby got it okay I I’ll go get a torch well since will didn’t let me properly kill myself I guess I’m just going to go

Do [ __ ] now sa save your Eternal Soul yep you got to Heaven you got to Heaven hey we’re playing Minecraft Rachel Will’s the Will’s the real Christian friend of us all oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah so Christian will are you a Christian 100% the most Christian

You could ever be are you are you religious William y he had to say that’s why he had to save her soul by killing she he had to commit murder so that I wouldn’t commit suicide will Will’s a good friend he’s going to hell for you God damn it so I’m

One of the wise men and Will’s a good Christian that saves people from suicide all right I’m the most Christian guy you could ever made in your entire life y hell yeah and I think Christian I think I think will what what am I commenting Eric

Where did the sticks go now who moved the sticks are you serious those were moved too I literally also told you when I was explaining the thing the there’s wood right over here next to all the stuff we would use wood in tandom with you can’t touch Sam’s stuff he has OCD

About that it has it has the the word wood on there for you buddy okay well I’m sorry that I went to the chest that always had the wood in it and now and now it’s moving announce your [ __ ] you know what this is what happened

Put a flyer up okay oh I know get that’s what you get for condoning murder Sam that’s what you get when you let we’re never serious you should know this by now oh yeah we ain’t fighting all right I think he’s talking about me being a

Christian that’s when he sent that oh I see and then I responded with more s ASM yeah yeah we’re listening we’re we’re answering this question real lot uh can’t you can’t do that to the poor boy will he’s got that 166 energy I know people can’t tell when I’m sarcastic cuz

That’s just my normal speaking voice yeah it’s cool I I I usually get it thanks man I know I can always count on you usually why is there a block of Co what the [ __ ] why do we have 64 blocks of coal don’t use that I’m going to use

It for what trading to get I didn’t even know you could make blocks out of coal you can make blocks out of coal lapis gold lots of stuff diamond iron can you make a diamond block I suppose you can oh you sure can you can make a whole Diamond

House do we have any obsidian I could have sworn I like got a I had like a stack of obsidian somewhere we do but Molly probably moved it somewhere yep I moved it on the [ __ ] it’s not in this she’s that [ __ ] sheep don’t you ever come up and B me ever

Again this a sheep going on your rails it’s definitely coal tell tell him get his ass to work if he’s going to go on your rails yeah help help me work on the rails man it’s not the enchanted chest what the [ __ ] if you guys are looking for something just ask me all

Right where’s my obsidian oh I don’t know H that’s why you don’t move hold on let me find it for you like a proper woman wow I’m just going to manifest it through her hands that’s a block of Cu I I could have sworn like I know I’ve carved out a

Bunch of obsidian blocks from places yeah I don’t think we’ve used it for anything us any yeah all right well I guess I’m go where um in this chest over here I started moving stuff and then I kind of gave up because we have a lot of [ __ ] in here oh

Up there yeah like I said I was working on moving stuff and then I got lazy that’s fine well my snowballs are up for grabs if you want them I’m making another nether portal why because the one where we’re at like kind of in a weird spot

And I need to see if there’s a better spot for it yeah that’s a really bad spot so I’m going up our Mega Tower and making it up there all right then have have fun with that I plan to I sure hope some no adopted child comes and pushes me off while I’m

Working oh you always have to bring that up don’t you yeah I could say the other thing that differentiates you from me um I’m Asian I’m a woman um I autism don’t forget the autism I have a brother um what else what wait what’ you

Say I work in an office I have a brother there’s a lot of things that differentiate us dude yeah that’s true autism I brother autism oh [ __ ] my what a what a what is a what does a nether portal need to be um five by four but you only need

Three on side and two at the top you uh not getting enough attention over there Evan you a little upset right now I like autism MDR oh whoa oh baby this this this [ __ ] rail system is working out oh my God that [ __ ] launched me nice nice nice

Okay I might need to put one one up here so we we can make it uphill yeah all right new nether portal no you’re cat Evan you’re cat I ran him over I’m so sorry how could you do that to her I’m so sorry oh there is one trick that I’m GNA

Do here that I was doing in my other game Eric did you call me an idiot in French that’s messed up well no cuz here’s the thing the word idiot spelled the same but it says will idiot that might be that might be Latin callone else an IDI I don’t know I

Mean I don’t know I don’t know what you said to me Eric to I took Latin for a little bit I can make powered rails God every time I look at you Evan you just you just get worse and worse yeah I got a new one he’s he’s more and more of a

Nightmare God yeah you’re a [ __ ] bugman I don’t like that it’s called lurker e he’s a bugman he’s uh all right je gold one oh God yeah you right all right folks I used up a good chunk of our gold but we also have six Gold

Blocks so nice how far’s the railroad go now um well right now I’ve got the power I’m working on the powered stuff so it hasn’t extended any further but I got it about halfway nice last time I was working on it uh do you guys want to sleep oh sure oh I’m coming

Back um I’m gonna make us a little this is something dumb that I came up on my own a little um Flint Farm which is literally just CU apparently because apparently you know you get flint from gravel but even gravel you place yourself has a chance of giving Flint

Mhm um and I want point for Arrow since you know Infinity arrow is never going to be thing so what’s up man so what I did is I’m just to make giant get out of there Kitty okay you just place it and break it and and

That’s really all there is to it nice that’ll be good then we can make a [ __ ] ton of dynamite what oh really for dynamite oh wait no I’m thinking of gunpowder from CRE uh creepers yeah we need gun powder yeah sorry we do have we do have enough

To make a couple uh we could yeah uh dynamites if we really wanted to I just haven’t made any yet cuz I haven’t thought of like something we could really use it for yet no Dynamite’s like a toy it’s not really like helpful for anything okay this is keeping me going

For a while holy [ __ ] it might be good if we like can you light what the [ __ ] can you light dynamite dynamite uh underwater I don’t know I don’t know be a good way to break into a temple yeah uh no you know what you can’t I just remembered

That ah okay what the [ __ ] are you okay so right here is where I hey hey what’s up yourself I was making a fence and then I couldn’t move anymore cuz you know a fairy was coming up my ass are you are you cornered over there by the by the uh

Was coming up his ass yeah full force man Sam too what why me too uh will to aling I cannot pronounce any of this [ __ ] he’s just speaking not in English to us so yeah I mean that’s fine the man wants to show off his chops

That’s okay it’s fine but we don’t know what you’re saying oh he’s using Google translate like cheat cheater cheater is definitely like cheater cheater pumpkin eater s well I didn’t know you’re using this part of the thing for this so oh no you can you can keep going I just it just

Threw me off I mean do you need this space or like right do you need he no but it’s just like what I did in my original game is like I have a really deep mind so it’s like because it’s so freaking tall it’s just like oh just add gravel and

Destroy it and place it back and destroy it and then that’s uh that’s my Flint my Flint Farm that makes sense that makes sense so like having a tall like space like technically I don’t need it to be against anything but I like it all right

No that makes sense you got to use pistons you gotta use pistons for that to push that gravel all right I’m uh I’m going to jump into this NE portal if something horrible happens I’ll let you know I can’t we’ll know by the it’s building the terrain I heard

Screams all I can’t get out I can’t uh oh what the [ __ ] hey how you doing translat is kind of [ __ ] I uh I my portal was right next to a pigman with a golden sword staring at me nice um it’s a bit more protected it

Like spawned inside of a tunnel so we have like a little Fortress right off the bat on the inside nice nice wait what the [ __ ] that’s tight bro oh wait hang on hang on I think it’s too close to our last portal is it yeah it’s it’s the exact

Same spot it teleported me to the exact same location yeah so that’s kind of why I asked you why you’re making another one because um I’ve watched videos where they make more than one portal and it just spawns them in the exact same spot

Although I I think if you so so what I think you can do will though it seems like if you no matter where you put it if you create it in the normal world and then go in it’s the same spot however if you go into The Nether with the obsidian

And then make a portal in the nether but then further away then it spawns you outside in a different spot and it’s and and I don’t know the exacts but the last I heard of it which is probably an outdated version but still it’s like eight blocks and this world is like one

Block in nether in the Nether Nether so the the further you are the further you’ll get in when when you come out so yeah you can make a portal in the nether if you want if you want to just kind of see more stuff but otherwise making it

In this world isn’t really GNA help gotcha makes sense yes Eric what hi I was letting my friend finish talking thank you well thank you but yes thank you for that Molly y as we all know I never showed up all right I’m no you’re fine are we there yet no we’re

Never there Minecraft is a never ending train ride I’m now destroying this obsidian or this portal it such aain pointless destroy obsidian R I thought I had a plan it didn’t work so here we are they led to a funny though yeah we could uh we could build a bridge to uh

Dam yeah we can build a bridge across to that other area though and then make um oh whoopsie oh rest in peace right yeric we’re here we’re right where we need to be among friends and loved ones can we go to McDonald’s I’ll get [ __ ] McDonald’s with you yeah let’s

Go let’s get McDonald’s I’m ready McDonald’s have you guys ever like as as a like a full grown adult ever wanted to get like a Happy Meal again see if it hits the same sometimes I don’t think I ever got Happy Meals when I was a kid

Maybe like that explains a lot Molly yeah that’s why you ruin everyone’s Fun Molly such a nerd a lot yes you you didn’t have any joy in your life until you became an adult oh [ __ ] I mean sometimes I got a Happy Meal but not like often enough where it was like oh

My God it’s a Happy Meal it’s a happy here’s the thing you got a Happy Meal for the toys in it but the toys now suck they really do yeah yeah gor the days where I got uh Anakin Skywalker’s head on a on a Starship a Starship Burger King had

These really cool Power Ranger ones where it’s like a Power Ranger like mini figure but it went into like the plastic case of their Zord when you got them all together you combine them to make a big sword oh and the go- go gadget ones those ones were sick the oh yeah where

You each where it was uh the toy was each a piece of Inspector Gadget oh yeah yeah yeah I had that yeah yeah I had his leg nice I got to cut my life into pieces special oh Eric I’m so sorry hey Eric what’s up i’ get the Papa Roach

McDonald’s meal yeah there you go and I would love to get it like like oh the the will meal at McDonald’s and it’s like yeah it’s it’s it’s a double cheeseburger and a fry are we there yet we’re working on it special now he kept asking me that too I’m I’m working on

It we’re never going to get there if you keep asking oh [ __ ] okay so it stops right about here cut by life F two pieces Molly you’re in K-pop um I cannot think of a song right now that would consist of K-pop like there may be one but I can’t nope that

Was the right answer that’s all you needed to say de please are you are you singing corn a corn song right now Eric I can’t oh what was BTS is that the [ __ ] ones those the guys everyone talks about I think so yeah they’re the ones that all got drafted into the AR

Me yeah they did oh Lally that happens in Korea you’re 17 you’re in the Army oh that makes sense it kind of [ __ ] up it’s really [ __ ] up hope they’re okay uh they’re probably just performers yeah who knows there’s like my [ __ ] Grandpa got drafted into the

Military during uh was it World War II yeah it was World War II you know what he did played baseball yeah tight yeah oh [ __ ] and then he was uh y right there you throw up a little bit H and then he got kicked out of the army he was honly discharged for

Flipping a truck while trying to get some strippers I was going to say was he juicy or something no he was going on a hooker run and then flipped a truck oh tight oh I was gonna say did he pretend to be gay or something to get out of it no oh my

Grandpa would never even pretend to try and do that what’s up Eric Eric said hi to you as well hello imagine being in the Army and a Korean says you but since you only speak English it sounds like a slur which they were accused of saying oh

That’s the that’s the it sounds like the NW oh it’s that word he like you Tik to all the time I’m not going to say it just INE no I know yeah it’s the cape it’s just them saying you that’s their the vtubers that oh no that one is them

Saying the NW well well that one but but some of them yeah that that’s the that’s the GTA 5 one where he’s uh uh calling out the character or whatever in the N word he sings it he said he sings it and they all started singing it they all

Start singing it oh my God I [ __ ] in all the K-pop songs it sounds like the nword when they say you it’s just a bunch of people like just all like look at I’m like what huh yeah they’re what did they say oh the vtuber one cracks me

Up every [ __ ] time though cuz it’s like it I I feel like the compilation gets longer each year like yeah yeah yeah every year obsidian away all right uh I don’t know what my goal is anymore go mining I haven’t mined in a while what I was going to say you could build

A tunnel in the nether to get across to the other thing acoss the trees and [ __ ] oh yeah I I I I could I could do that I could try and make a a big nether Bridge Keep Us Safe yeah right now I’m just working on the

Railroad to help Maya out thank you Eric I’m still not going to say it like he’s he’s given the proper context that’s nice of him dang it I’m so close dang it your your train autism is really showing Sam oh listen I’m not I’m not the train

Guy I’m not the oh did you see those zombies coming up on me oh [ __ ] dick my butt guy oh oh oh there’s so much hor happening as I’m riding on the railroad I hate this I hate this so much I just I locked eyes with an Enderman oh

[ __ ] did you lock eyes from across the room I did oh [ __ ] there’s so there’s zombies oh no the zombie gang’s rolling up on me did you want to get what the [ __ ] are you did you change your skin again yeah yeah what’s up man I don’t know you

Look you look like pumpkin head that’s awful what what kind of pumpkin head though like pumpkin head pre pumpkin head oh my God I’m going to say one of like the bad movie Pumpkin heads like afterwards like the lower budget ones okay hey Krampus is that what you’re calling

Evan hey Krampus can you get some Krampus that’s bad I’m here I’m back that was terrifying let’s sleep MDR moment spooky Bill what what the [ __ ] is his the cat’s name spooky Billy spooky Billy that’s her name it’s like cut off right at the end

All right I’m going to go to the nether it’s going to be nightmarish but uh yeah right yes yes yes San go ahead and look at me oh god what the [ __ ] oh my God what are you now how many you have it is all the same pack bro Evan

Has the most disposable income of any person I’ve ever seen seriously seriously this is all stuff that that I’ve had before if you’re looking for a pay Pig my man Evans got you could have said sugar daddy could have been a the [ __ ] wrong with you man is Splinter by the

Way it’s already started yeah yeah it’s going horribly wrong oh I’m getting just attacked by the you know Cube things oh God oh God [ __ ] me oh whoa whoa you better blur that on stream I don’t have time for your any Windows oh they’re so plappy sounding trying to figure out the best

Way Sam I’m going to go the opposite way that we went before there sh maybe there’s [ __ ] behind us do it to it ow Jeff BOS is actually poor as wealth is in his property which means she she shouldn’t pay taxes uh hey Sam I have a good idea what

What’s your good idea have wow that is a lot of [ __ ] slimes oh what the [ __ ] was that we God they’re still following me oh good I just need a spot to make my stand heav why you got to be such a dick to me I’m nothing but kindness to you

Uhoh that’s where the railroad stops I forgot about that oh that’s where the where the gas is yeah he’s just been kind of hanging out by our portal yeah I’m like just like I just want to find a temple you know mhm or whatever a fortress right I what you’re

Saying yeah that’ be nice May me rich people what the [ __ ] Eric not the timer place yeah he put the same thing in YouTube chat totally sarcastic trust me bro Okay lava Jesus Christ there is no peace here no that’s the nether now I know I just like you know I got I

Got to complain it’s in my nature what’s wrong Evan almost fell off the rail the music’s ni though godamn I would be a great billionaire anyone that says that would not be a great billionaire yeah it’s the same people that say you haven’t tried real communism they’d be a bad leader

Yeah well for president nope 2030 I don’t want that but but I want to hear you mimic people when they talk yeah man it’s mean the debat you would yeah you would win so [ __ ] fast dude you would I I like I would I’d be like the worst like candidate in like

Any regard of just in terms of like I couldn’t like oh I hit back the fireball that’s sick I forgot you could do that um like there would be a compilation of my facial expressions when people say stupid [ __ ] like yeah exactly and that’s how that that would win it for you like

Literally where’s that let’s see oh get get get away from me baby get away e don’t put that in chant again oh [ __ ] I’m stuck in a hole oh oh oh oh same baby what up oh [ __ ] I’m on my way over to you sounds good did you take a rail

Car how would I almost fall off the rail if I was in the rail car I suppose here Evan I’ll send one your way oh hi you’re already here you know what this guy’s name is that I am Balbo Balbo oh God Balbo that’s his name and that and that

Skull thing that I was was called Splinter oh my God you’re talking to me or the cat I was talking to you sorry got specify there’s two of us here yeah Alpha Brain Al brain it’s an energy supplement that Eric takes every day Al talk about

That no we can talk about Alpha Brain I want to make fun of Alphas I’m not F I’m [ __ ] fine with that isn’t that some isn’t that some Alex Jones [ __ ] maybe who cares what’s wrong with making fun of him yeah hey man he’s back on X now everyone’s on

X Maya why did you do this oh yeah [ __ ] I actually you can’t make the turn with this who knows what she does we’re going to have to Extended yeah I’m going to have to fix this yeah is it like a full 90 what like what is

It it’s it’s like it’s a hard turn onto yeah I know hang on it’s a it’s a hard turn onto like uh an upward spiral and the tracks don’t work like that oh okay I think if you break this one it’ll fix it yeah I I got it hang on

Oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is that thing there we go there that’s going to be really strange but it’ll work where the [ __ ] oh I see it oh [ __ ] and just for good measure I’ll make to there we go yes sir why why are there so many [ __ ]

Slimes around well um because it’s night time and apparently slimes are not affected by um light so you’ll get them even if you put torches down Molly I’m in the nether oh I don’t know good good good woman splaining Molly I tried womb splaining oh [ __ ] oh

No fat ass can’t get back here now can you and they hit so hard too oh [ __ ] made mistakes this is my stand it’s my battle of thermopolymerization how did you fall [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I was responding to some [ __ ] that I got annoyed by and then I fell off the rail

Bonding that’s some [ __ ] Evan just F focus on you man you don’t need to respond like that you do you King hey Samuel Evans yes sir I almost [ __ ] fell off the there that would have sucked okay I’m going to go back cuz I’m going to make more rails [ __ ] exploded and hit

Me you should have your username be fentanyl in my coke maybe maybe why did that slow me down oh I [ __ ] up that’s why wait [ __ ] take me back take my back God damn it oh well take me back back to the back back to when the lightning struck Evan

If you’re if you’re on if you’re walking on the rail on your way back can you fix the position of the torch that I put down cuz I put one of the Torches away from the the uh rail I screwed up [ __ ] you put uh

What I put a one of the power rails I placed it and then I placed the torch in the wrong spot so if you’re just like if you’re heading back at all could you fix it for me I’m creating a village in railroads online when you get a PC you should see

My progress all right deal Eric when I get a PC but that’s going to require the channel to be monetized yes oh yeah I was just uh I’m uh I need to resupply cuz I am not prepar for the ne go go railroad go you have to buy the game Sorry attractive chick

What okay well we we’ll get there we’ll get there eventually Eric we okay need to make more rails and more Redstone torches what the [ __ ] is happening bunch of snowballs also I’m going to grab some more oh my all right I have to walk all the way up

The ladder for the wood [ __ ] yep oh oh I had more rails what the [ __ ] yeah oops yeah oh yep yep yep yep yep Sam are you okay if I make more iron armor yeah go for it dude thank you do you know where the iron is got it

Yay Sam yes there’s a huge part without any like powered rails does that part still go or do you need power rails on it um so from one side from going from our original house it’s still go super fast uh but from the other cuz I put

Enough powered rails going this way from the other side I’m going to have to go through go back through and put powered rails down but for now it’s not a super big oh I see I see what torch you’re talking did you guys want to sleep since

I’m back here or um I’m do I’m I’m off I I went on my journey I could sleep but it would involve a lot of work at the time well [ __ ] um okay Molly my bow probably despawned by now I thought I got all my

Stuff back but I guess not so where did you die you’re just not having good luck with that bow sister it’s fake Sam I mean I died when when you killed me earlier but I think I got all my stuff back all right when you when I when I killed you the

Only thing that came off was a block oh no no it was after that it was probably after I fell by accident huh yeah probably cuz my little chest here ain’t got nothing yeah you fell by accident like 30 minutes ago sorry homie oh I’m sorry not my fault can’t blame

Me that’s all he’s worried about yep don’t put the blame on me I’m all right don’t got to worry about me give me a thank you for fixing the torch Evan I appreciate it oh my [ __ ] god the [ __ ] away get get out of here get out of

Here there’s a there one of those ingrown hair men no don’t hurt them they’re nice I’m not going to hurt them they’re staring he’s staring at me he’s in the doorway I think they’re actually called Striders they are yeah you called them that last time

Oh my god get off S get off get off the rail you [ __ ] I’m all right don’t know worry about me you give me A it’s just squishing oh God God no stay away get back get back get back oh God oh God hav you good I got stuck in a snow block for a little bit oh and I couldn’t see oh what the [ __ ] even hit me [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this

Awful is it everything’s awful it’s all bad oh and they just keep spawning oh god oh [ __ ] that didn’t kill you ow so Sam I know you cleared the um area where the new house is but uh do you know how to navigate it like what do you

Mean it looked like uh looked like it’s a bit of a maze in there when I watched it back oh yeah it it is a maze but I was just clearing it so we didn’t have mobs spawning spawning underneath the house cuz that was the problem is she built it right above that

Cave yeah okay oh God but no I mean I didn’t really leave any landmarks or anything to get my way around it okay oh my God are you [ __ ] for real the Torches mean anything in the nether like if I put them down will things stop

Spawning around me no they do not great no clue um Evan you’re looks like you want to sleep I can sleep if no I I just did a respawn point oh okay gotcha I don’t need to sleep right cuz I’m in the ne no when you’re in the ne don’t need to okay

That being said Sam if you’re in a spot where you want or can sleep I can but I don’t need to I just wanted the respawn Point okay I am currently just headed back on the mine cart so no big okay all right copy that big copy that big deal

Oh it’s big deal that’s a call back I big deal nobody nobody gets that reference that’s okay man we get it Diamond and Pearl runs I mean it’s even older than that it’s from it’s from a different friend group of mine from years and years and

Years ago oh but yes I think it was when you’re doing Diamond and Pearl and oh yeah Platinum it came back oh [ __ ] a I just want to be left alone just want to be left alone I’m going to die I just got shot oh no

Eric with the need to [ __ ] in the shower oh oh come on no no no no no no no no no Molly save me mly help me I’m okay to you I’m getting sucked away on the mine cart where are you I’m I’m fine I’m fine

I don’t actually need you to save me I was just going by you so I uh I was trying to call call out to you he called out to the closest person to him when he was in distress yep yep I was going I I was going up the hill and it suddenly

Stopped sending me up the hill and why is my cat not getting this guy the [ __ ] cat I don’t know there’s a creeper running towards me yeah well your cat’s busy sorry dude oh my cat just whipped around and that creeper booked it away

Damn that was scary CU it took my Kat a little bit to like AR on it I bet it was well we’re riding the train back sorry Eric you get to see the train autism Again Sam yo do you have armor on right now I have one little chunk of armor

I don’t think you’ll get cold with that on okay what the [ __ ] noises okay let’s see how can I what’s a what’s a [ __ ] oh God [ __ ] don’t don’t do that don’t do that oh I’m on fire now well we can find out if this works going uphill at

Least oh my God hold the [ __ ] still I’m going to die Road the I belong oh no oh no it doesn’t work going uphill I have to I have to make like multiple tracks going uphill got it okay what the gold ones yeah this is going to pose a

Bigger problem I guess it’s probably going to need about like what probably one every like two paces almost yeah yeah probably Country Road take me home to play yes I belong West Virginia about Mama want to go home take me home oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] whoa I’m allowed to say whatever I

Want I thought you were talking to Sam you was just trying to harmonize man no I’m being attacked and I’m going to die again if I want to real tip what what everybody have fun tonight oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay all right okay there we go

Jesus H [ __ ] Christ Stop opening the doors cat Stop opening the doors get get in the house damn it posted posting edited videos with too much energy and enthusiasm helps I think we got enough energy and enthusiasm we don’t need to post edited videos and by edited I mean bare minimum on

Ps45 like what do you mean posting like edited like me editing a video cuz I’ve done that that before what’s with all these holes man I don’t know don’t worry about the holes bug me the holes bug me you guys time made it the hell all around you are holes why so many

Around I mean I don’t know actually I’m too busy in Hell mine cart Will’s in his hell Arc right now he can’t help you yeah no kidding that’s okay I’m helping myself I’m filling up the holes yeah anything edited on channel is all same yeah se you said you wanted to

Like you want me to try and like build away up to those trees is that what you were saying before I I I would say that that that could be a goal yes okay okay that was originally going to be my goal but with my not being here I’m going to

Work on the rail I’m going to need a [ __ ] ton more Cobblestone or just Building Material I’m going to come back for a second there’s lots of cobblestone you just have to find them in all the different chests oh thank you little bit of genuin ism a little bit annoyed what what

What what you say hey Flur where you at on these rails bro flurb I’m currently not on them why are you calling me flirt flurb don’t worry about it Flur [ __ ] ton of cobblestone come on flurb let’s go I’m going to Flur of you up the butt oh hey

You don’t even know what that means so be careful said something inappropriate well why are you saying it then why are you being such a nun tonight don’t worry about me a nun I’m going to my narc Evan Evan’s praying well you’re in hell I got

Somebody’s got to be the the light of this well was in the darkness even more confused yeah I’m confused now too I don’t know what’s going on I’m Coming For You Flur I’m morbin I’m morbin out on you oh that’s good that’s what I’m into is it

You really know how to treat a guy when are when are you not into something Evan give tell me that shut up she crossed the line yeah I did I don’t ever don’t ever talk about me that way again I will I will okay now I need to

Make Sam can I make a diamond sword would you be upset you don’t have to keep asking me dude just do it it’s it’s our resources so I just the only time the only time I I want people to say something when they’re doing something is when Molly’s moving our stuff around

You say that but then I’m going to use all the iron and then you’re going to say what the hell why didn’t you ask it’s like well you s I wouldn’t care you were freaking out like where it where it was it well yeah cuz I was

Looking for it I I I was in awe that used it I I what would you use all the iron on you don’t know me God you don’t know our lifestyle same yeah I I live a very iron extravagant lifestyle okay it’s all about that iron what the [ __ ] why are these sticks

Not coming out excuse me uh we have some glit sticks or we have a glitch chest over here I didn’t do it I can’t take the string sticks or anything out of this chest oh yeah it’s open still well it’s cuz I was in it but will try try taking

Stuff out of it you may need to restart or something if if it’s glitching you can you were able to take the sticks oh oh yeah it’s this one yeah I see what you mean yeah you can’t yeah you can’t take it try breaking it can you break it

All string I know I’m like scared to I’m going to break it okay oh then all popped out yeah what the [ __ ] the chest was just glitched out okay Wreck It Ralph ah what the [ __ ] it just merged in with the double chest and the and the resources that were in that chest

Disappeared what you need to restart buddy or something no I I have them no what the [ __ ] yeah there were sticks in there it’s gone what the [ __ ] what the hell I’m going to break it try try it yeah it it broke twice I’m helping you what the [ __ ] oh I

Broke I broke it makes sense that makes sense okay I don’t know I I don’t know I don’t know should I put stuff in it yeah put put all the stuff you got in it now let me try taking it out okay let me take the

String yeah that was it that’s all the stuff I had all that was in there what the [ __ ] we’re missing like some sticks though like nothing important but yeah yeah there weren’t even that many sticks to start right oh cuz we’re enchant the diamond sword all right where stop [ __ ]

Moving you piece of [ __ ] where did you move all the wood now Molly just in the wood chest by the furnace the last place that with the sign that says wood is impaling good for a sword is that just for arrows you can I think the most common thing

It’s is for Trident but as I recall it’s like um it’s supposed to be for a specific type of mob that it’s really good on yeah that’s what that stuff is like B arthropods and impaling and something with the undead that’s all different kinds of mobs it’s it’s good

Against that could be good on a sword gotcha all right I’m going to put the diamond sword in the tools chest for now until I have more levels to enchant it better okay that’s fine if someone wants to take it they can prefer if you don’t but hey

Okay no man that twerks twer just don’t let don’t let Maya take it well she’s not here so we don’t have to worry about that oh yeah that’s right don’t let Sam let Maya take it excuse me yeah you and your girl code the joke was funny Once guys it was

Funny Sam I I got something for you what do you got for me just sit still what are you what is this snowballs where the [ __ ] did you go get over here dude dud he has he has a stockpile he has so fck come here where did you go well turn look

Up [ __ ] get over here King your ass is melting he taking damage he’s disgusting no no oh my name is Wick by the way of course it is oh like a candle wick are you a candle oh you are yeah all right fair enough I guess uh

Are we sleeping what do people want to do um I can come up to sleep let’s sleep I’m not coming well I’ll pay for my crimes yeah I think I did pay for my crimes of destroying that glitchy ass chest and then it merging with another chest getting rid of the items inside

It that was weird all right back to hell all righte byebye have fun oh the mine cart came back I’m definitely not going to have fun hey suck a dick Evan oh no not that way get out of here flurb I’m I’m out what is what is that Evan what is flurb is

That a slur no just made up word okay SLS mcken It’s a combination of phas and furb flurb my are you a fin head Finas and FB now I just I just I just made it up in my head and called oh God this is horrific why right off the

Bat there’s a [ __ ] bunch of [ __ ] normal pig people are they attacking you yes they just hit me [ __ ] hell hole pick God I thought the game crashed for a second there I got an idea were you going too fast man no it just sputtered a little

Bit and I was like freaking out yeah there’s been a little bit of like lat latency stuff going on but it’s not too bad no we’re we’re making it okay I I got like kind of like quick path I’m going build a Wall we round in the corn Corner going up here no [ __ ] way are you for real man uhoh can you get me in here [ __ ] yeah I don’t think you can now can you open J [ __ ] uh you suffocating to death you suffocating to death [ __ ] Will’s Will’s got some aggression

To get out there running at me there’s a traitor oh going to take his llamas again [ __ ] pig folks no this one’s too far away not worth it pig man what you got only if he looked at me wrong then I would take his llamas I’m beding that makes me the victor

Your strong soul will I tried ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow were you okay there that was like a real life ow I was twisting my foot in you okay I’m okay I was going to say that sound that that sounded like a

Charlie horse ow yeah it’s it’s like on the verge it’s like I’m not moving my foot otherwise I’m we oh God okay I’m okay now I think but yeah that was like real I feel like you’re I’m I’m not I’m thinking of Family Guy there this thing

We like oh it was Stewie making fun of that like news reporter lady that fell out of the grape squisher box oh no three feet down it’s so old now okay so there’s a bridge across I I I’ve I’ve made it back to the trees and I’ve like landmarked something with like a

Bunch of you know it’ll put torches around it just so it looks more distinct so it’s like Sam you remember that like Bridge we made oh yeah all right so I expanded that a little bit just so it’s easier to run across MH and then like relatively straight from there

Is a a cobblestone like Archway that leads up a bunch of blocks that lead into the forest area to a little like hidey-hole wait should get a door okay all right so here’s the area it’s surrounded by Enderman still do not [ __ ] look at me stop it man I ain’t playing games with

You okay so that’s that over there is that a pig or a man Pig it’s a man bear pig oh I could be a man bear pig it’s not out of the Ral possibilities oh um oh that’s guy I didn’t know that um putting your fishing rod out would actually like hook

Onto certain fish oh [ __ ] I need to get to my plan a little hidey hole hidey Hol oh [ __ ] can’t kill me in here can’t kill me in here yeah you are Evan I was like what are you doing over there and then I understood oh it like

Screamed in my ear de all man sense I hit it [ __ ] I killed it oh my God I killed it what did you kill the Enderman oh I’m so proud of you will good job will here M well that is something you know if I if I remember

The coordinates that I managed to find a fortress if we build a nether portal on the coordinates in the real world will it bring us to that those coordinates and here I think will it really no no no I don’t know you know more than me I was just going to

Say a different place in the nether I I was going to say if you just build it at that place from the nether then it would work so I need to try and remember it and then bring back obsidian and build a portal okay

Yeah well I guess I’ll try and do a bit more exploring if that’s even possible still don’t know why in these wooded areas [ __ ] Endermen just exist I don’t I don’t quite think this is their natural habitat just going to say oh whoa whoa and that strer is taking a lava

Bath yeah man love it Enderman set himself on fire stupid [ __ ] really testing out their faith on this one that’s what you get when you let your heart oh hey buddy how are you good that’s good wife and kids great great they’re about to not be

Listen not going to lie if a family of Enderman were to come after me I would not live survive that I would not survive that I’m so close to finishing this railroad okay I’m just going to need to like just start digging forward till I open a path yeah maybe

The scariest part though in the nether is that digging anywhere is a sign of like yeah lava might just come get you right yeah I have I did go into The Nether um out of curiosity and uh I don’t really feel the need to go back yeah we need [ __ ] in there though

That’s the nightmare yeah but it’s it’s not fun it’s changed a a lot though since the last time I played Minecraft IE like six years ago so the nether was not this annoying yeah the nether the nether the nether used to be kind of [ __ ] stuff yeah it was usually like oh are

You [ __ ] for real Molly I’m about to write you a note get away from me man it’ll it’ll make sense it’ll make sense by the way Guess Who on her first um try at least the first thing I got that was good when I was fishing I got an

Infinity bow it has the curse of Vanishing on it but you know what at this point it’s fine oh [ __ ] that’s valid oh god well yeah you okay over there man yeah sure it’s okay [ __ ] a Jesus Christ did I get him oh [ __ ] I don’t know Enderman could tell

When you stare at them from the back of the head a feather and an ink sack oh no he’s definitely still around he’s definitely still around go damn it okay so mly what’s the first thing you’re going to do with that Infinity bow um I’m going to go kill some [ __ ]

Oh yeah yeah nice nice nice go kill some [ __ ] it’s not going to be me right um depend on your attitude maybe of course not I would Never by the way I moved that diamond pickaxe that has an enchantment on it into the enchantment stuff bro just in case you’re looking for it thank you for the announcement yeah yeah sure say yeah also one of the things that I’m doing that just because it annoys me I’m

Combining all the stuff that it’s like it’s got a little bit of life left or it’s got partial life to it oh sure it’s just I prefer to just have it it all together makes sense have so much [ __ ] nether rck now I wish it was more important

Yeah that would always be nice n it’s just like death people sand oh [ __ ] everything wants to kill me now uhoh uhoh uhoh I’m getting cornered ominous chanting oh [ __ ] me okay all right we’re really getting [ __ ] up where is my meat I got to run oh my God

Well friends this might be the end of all Sammy I don’t know Sammy I don’t know I don’t know I got to run it’s funny because there’s someone at my work who is actually named Sammy but like the names Sam and Sammy are like just so

Different from me for me in my head because of that oh yeah no I I completely agree okay okay hey Evan are you by the house by chance yeah hang on one second I’m doing something what okay when you get a sec could you just push the mine cart my

Way uh yes sir I gotta air drop something to Molly I’ll do okay or Molly could do it yeah all you have to do is get in it hold forward and then get out of it wait where where is that it should is it is it back at the house it should

Be back at the house uh oh oh no it stalled somewhere sorry sorry dude that’s a sad day okay what are you going to L with me you’ll see in just a second what you doing what you up to I had to write a [ __ ] title for

This thing oh my uh don’t read this out loud oh read it out loud no don’t read it out loud please what am I reading Bud um oh there’s the Minecraft or the mineart Minecraft this should be in your inventory now [ __ ] okay thank you for this note sir okay

Now give it to me I’m burning it hold on hold how come salmon I don’t get to know what’s on the Note yeah um I’ll tell you after we’re done streaming he likes me better you guys what he likes me better sorry you guys you guys are out I’m in Evan can

You just text it to us if it’s something that you can’t stream read your text oh I texted you already who took the railing off of the the sky D oh okay the Sky Deck Sky Deck my Sky Deck your Sky Deck yes cuz I made it [ __ ] okay God

Damn I kind of like it when Molly calls me a [ __ ] you [Laughter] would well well that’s Brave to share on stream again I’ve shared much worse that’s true so bra but I I want to support your Brave so brave so proud how could you say something so true yet so brave yes

Yeah what [ __ ] am I going to meet God je will is really having the arc today the music is just like it’s like horn [ __ ] no no no no no oh I almost left without my mine cart that would have sucked oh or I should say the mine cart

Almost left without me yeah that’s a problem with the mine carts that uh they really have never fixed I bumped it a little bit on acent and it just started going yeah that’s really did you get what you needed there big fella me yeah you yeah I found a mine

Cart all right sounds great Christ I just need to find a [ __ ] Fortress skeleton we can talk about this go mine cart get me out of here where’s my cat [ __ ] it broke my mine cart that son of a [ __ ] wait skeleton yeah he did all

Right we’re out of here where is he where’s the [ __ ] it’s okay it’s okay I got away from all right mly wants to just Flex his her bow on this he he’s far away come on Kitty I need you with me honestly yeah it’s accidentally hooked my cat oh whoa hey hey

Molly there whoa he scared me riding up in style baby it’s not flying it’s falling with style I Sly want to watch Toy Story again hey Molly what actually wait no I’m GNA oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you guys team Buzz or team Woody um Woody why is there teams I like

Them both like equally no I like them both a lot but I’m like as a kid right I feel like as a kid I liked buzz like like I understood Buzz side more as a kid then as I got older yeah I liked Buzz cuz I liked

Sci-fi why I like sci-fi more than Cowboys that’s why I like Woody yeah you like Cowboys yeah especially you you like wood no only from you not Pi that’s very brave of you EV to share thanks thanks well I appreciate the support you don’t want to pick Molly why not

Jesus I mean the two are fun together and stuff but they each have their own things that I’m just not the biggest fan of uh what like being men she doesn’t like cowboy or sci-fi well it’s like have you ever heard I mean it’s like you I only

Mention this because you can kind of still see parts of it that were left in they just made it not as bad you ever heard of um Jesus [ __ ] Christ how they how the original concept of or the original early concepts of the Toy Story was with Woody being absolute trash of a

Character I don’t like that oh how is he going to be trash like what way um he was like he he’s again he shows parts of it in the movie but it’s toned down but that’s definitely remnants of the F of how bad he was in the original he was

Yelling at the toys about how it’s like I’m in charge you know and I run this place and you’d be nothing without me and then he tells Slinky to lick his boots oh damn okay yeah he he was a real [ __ ] and then after they saw that

They’re like you guys need to [ __ ] fix this because he’s an unlikable ass yeah and again they made him better but parts of the stuff that they left in I’m still like not the biggest fan F of Woody and then Buzz is okay except for being a little stupid in the first one

But that’s just his thing you know cuz he believes he’s real and everything but then they just made him terrible in the um the fourth one too I was so I’m not really leaving that strongly on um buzz that much I meanin burn in h like an intense

Reaction I ask me who I like more from a difference a different movie fair enough all right Molly team Iron Man or team Captain America Iron Man I know oh wrong you says you [ __ ] again I will never be more disappointed than in motans we were a team Iron Man

State [ __ ] pathetic it’s so pathetic yeah bunch of bunch of government loving [ __ ] no I’m kidding God I I don’t think I’m ever going to find a fortress oh my God I am so far into the nether at this point okay this has worked it annoys me how mountainy this

Mountain is it’s very Jagged yeah good like part of it has definitely been um how many creepers we’ve had but part of it is also just is that yeah what is this oh [ __ ] man are you [ __ ] for real [ __ ] oh that’s why what is this oh now I found a burning

Forest sick Bro oh no mine cart Red Wood well I’m stranded again I take an axe uhoh do you need me to come and help you I have an axe no it’s fine if you have a mine cart at some point or bring me a mine cart I’d take it but I

Have Crimson stem now oh [ __ ] God damn it that’s what you get when you let your heart win I don’t want this Whoa oh well this is interesting H found a little cave underneath our home not a deep one but a cave nonetheless but a cave enough yeah cave enough K I saw a guy with a KU sweater the other day and I said nice sweater and then he got like real awkward what what

Is it with the Kens and not and being like I think they want to think they’re K enough but when people give them like wholesome interaction they’re just like they shut down they don’t know what to say yeah they don’t know what to do yeah I don’t think I’d get this

Far yeah like honestly it’s like like he said thank you but it was like the most like like Delayed Reaction yeah which you know I guess not everyone expects to get a compliment you know in a day but you know yeah yeah well you’re

A good man I try yeah you made that guy stay dude he wrote about you in his K diary the mine cart oh [ __ ] well I’m coming back thanks for letting me know cuz I was walking out of the Rails yep nope I’m going to run into you eventually here I come

Baby oh what the [ __ ] just attacked me guys I’m getting attacked by a pig that’s not good damn man bear pig I don’t know Pig the big hog boys oh no what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I walk into Hur hurry up I don’t know you talking to me no

Sam why are you sassing me like that mister you said you were coming back to me I’m waiting I am it’s taking a while be patient I saw a wolf and I missed my dogs again no you could get more doggies I could we

Need to get you we need to get you a wolf with wolf wolf armor yeah yeah you can do it I’m sorry Pig I’m sorry pig [ __ ] I’m watching Will’s perspective right now and he’s freaking out there’s so much going on good luck luck I believe in

You I’m sure you’ll figure it out somehow yeah all right friends well for all intents and purposes uh the railroad is done um leading to at least leading to our other house that Maya built all righty all right ow [ __ ] off [ __ ] throw snowballs at me you little cockus Christ

God did you even know I was there until I started throwing them at you no I did not oh hey Sam yo where are you add in one piece um middle of dress Rosa nice um I’m trying to think what just happened oh uh usopp’s in a fight that’s what happened oh

Yeah what the snot guy yes okay with one of the most OB noxious laughs that are out there yeah there’s a lot of those in one piece it’s hard to beat moras I don’t think Mor is that bad I think Mor is pretty [ __ ] bad it’s pretty

Bad hey Evan did you you blocked off that one mine a while ago didn’t you um did you ever go back the one that has all the um that has a mine cart the mine Rail and all that stuff in it no the one where we kept dying and you just closed

It off yeah yeah yeah that’s the same one yeah it’s down here do you mind if I open it up and um cleared out sure but um out of arrows yeah don’t fall into lava when you open it up okay I will try not to I’m trying to remember where my opening

For it was um I remember where it is I just picked up all the [ __ ] I threw away oh that makes me mad okay okay how the [ __ ] did I it should have some open spots to go into the big part of it so you just have to

Break down like a wall or something that put up there just so mobs would get through okay yeah um yeah I mean I generally remember where it is but I will say you guys have mined a lot of different holes down here um it’s true I think I think it’s this one though

You you put yours you put your um things your uh torches on the side of the wall don’t you yeah on the right side going in left side going out that way you can find your way back out okay go oh gotcha I did not know

That but um yeah I tend to just put mine on the top okay I found it yeah that’s that’s why I do it on the sides so that you can get your way out oh [ __ ] off oh my God I I need to Mark out this spot oh

[ __ ] okay oh what the [ __ ] where did she come from um yeah something like that we liveing we grooving oh man you all right there well I’m just trying to figure out my way back okay oh oh so one thing that I’ve always heard but I never really got

Confirmation Bedrock when you hit Bedrock that means you can’t go any further down pretty pretty much yeah okay gotcha gotcha Bedrock is indestructible R some purposes yeah so instead of just an invisible wall it’s just like oh you can’t go any further yeah pretty much it’s it’s like how at a

Certain point in the sky you just can’t go up anymore it’s the same thing with bedrock you just can’t go down anymore okay cool oh okay I found my little Tower I should build this way higher it’s not about the size well it is when you need to see it so shut the

[ __ ] up love you EV listen well I thought you said you were being nothing but nice to me and then you go do that [ __ ] he’s taking it back yep the nether really changed you going to hell it did it did it did he’s he’s he’s gone he’s gone off the deep

End listen it’s going to be quite the truck back if I die I thought you just called me lizo lizo you look just like lizo though yeah lizo get over it except you might be like the literal exact opposite of lizo reverse Leo skin skinny tall white [Laughter]

Man oh this is the cave that I think uh you found um Sam is it maybe it looks similar yeah want El though all right I’m going to come back for a bit all right I’m going to be right back okay oh oh oh [ __ ] no you okay that sucked

Dick that sucked dick oh no I got shot with one arrow and launched into the lava that sucked I lost all my [ __ ] okay well sorry I lost a bit of cobblestone um KCK when you’re down but that’s okay around grab a whole bunch of we don’t use really Granite for anything

Right be on the edge no but it’s like you use whatever you want doesn’t matter me oh yeah no I know I’m just I’m trying to build a tunnel to get around in the nether easier mhm oh my God where am I okay there we go okay that’s tunnel route okay so

That’s where that is this is route two okay where the [ __ ] did I origin come from I recognize That definitely not that way so i’ have to come from over here somewhere definitely didn’t go down oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uhoh oh that’s not good did you come into the nether uh yeah I’ve been in the nether but there’s there’s like piglins camping our [ __ ] place now

Sorry oh no why are you sorry why they like spawned in on each other he called them Sam he summon he summoned them all yes I see oh I don’t remember where I came from this isn’t good there’s that yeah those piglins are Will’s homies yeah it’s totally not like I’ve

Killed like I don’t know 50 of them since I’ve yeah you asserted your dominance and now they’re homies oh [ __ ] uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh this and I fell down a hole that was terrifying uh hi Eric welcome uh it’s going it’s going it’s going it’s definitely going okay so this

Is this is that and I went this way are you late I don’t think you’re late Eric you’ve been here Eric oh all my stuff spawned outside the portal sick oh that’s nice I have to find my way back where the [ __ ] am I oh my God okay

There we go all right all right all right that is the wrong way [ __ ] who left the tra door open probably me that’s how we get stuff on there also if you go outside and you’re going down towards the water there is about five zombies and an Enderman down there nice all righty

So just so you know hit the [ __ ] thing back oh hitting back the explosive ball is like impossible it’s tough yeah I miss my arrows am I going to die am I going to die oh God nope just need to sit here and heal this what this is my life

Now [ __ ] off slime get out of here yeah spawn in a bunch of [ __ ] slimes Bring It On headstrong will take you on [ __ ] all right I’m going to go use the bathroom I’ll be B sounds good did you come over here and and make the giant um thing

EV oh yeah make that thing to take it out yeah cuz I almost fell in hole so I’ve made a marker for myself all right then didn’t you hear me say I need to mark this out a little more nope yeah I almost fell in that hole and

I was like well I need to mark it up so here I am oh there’s a God Apple in here nope go away leave me alone ow okay well I need to get some food I just realized I didn’t bring any with me because they all burned when I died the first

Time oh rip to your food yeah rip is right sorry that happened to you that’s okay my cat just meowed at me after I said that so I guess guess they feel the same way very good yeah spooky Billy feels the same way I guess what’s up man hey how’s it

Going I that that’s a little bit unsettling you running towards you with a diamond sword but that’s okay I’m hot on your tail man I don’t know what to tell you you see what I am now man uh a zebra it’s a crow I think it’s supposed to be a crow oh

Okay well I don’t know all right I got I’ll be right back all right oh that is wow that is darkness and scary and I don’t like it let’s make stairs right there all right yeah well I I I I’m so it’s like I I’m making stairs in this um place just

Because it it’s easier to move through and it’s like I broke one of the ones right below me and it was right below the cave right above the cave actually it’s like skiy skiy so wait hold on a second I was I was only partially paying attention are

Both will and Sam away uh they sure are they are AFK don’t come back in the house for a little bit here oh okay well I guess this is our stream now yeah I’m doing a little bit of a mission right now okay it’s the mission in the house uh yes

Ah it it’ll get broken down in a moment okay I’m back D oh we were going to take over the channel and everything oh yeah tall and short [ __ ] Molly I’m pretty sure we’re like the same height maybe that’s a man thing to call somebody the same height as you

Short yeah I suppose huh I’m sorry the house if you want to see what I did um let me finish the stairs down here and I’ll but don’t say don’t say anything out loud oh no I didn’t find it that’s something else got be oh I’m going to get my ass

At oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no that’s not my thing that’s not my thing that’s this white sheep has a gray sheep that’s a baby hey that’s pretty cool man is it yeah nice hello Eric you did it what’ you do I really need to get consistent with

Where I keep oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] I abolish porn from my recommended channels on Twitch good job there’s way too much of that there’s the black sheep Molly twitch’s new uh user policies were pretty uh pretty [ __ ] weird what what that twitch allowed artistic nudity to be showed off

Onna which mainly just meant titty streamers or just ramping hey hey hey hey Evan can you uh can you un me you out yeah cuz I don’t have a pickaxe so I I realized that after I did that oh oh and then you just walked away like it

Was okay well I stayed close enough to come dig you out you’re out already yeah I broke one block well go break the rest of it I’m scolding you deal with it holy [ __ ] I don’t know where I am well I was right there to let you out so you’re on

Timeout Mister oh this is so bad I Inc case Sam in cobblestone to catch you up oh [ __ ] I don’t care sorry not you that’s Sali okay you encased what in what I incased Sam in Cobblestone while he was away yes he did like a [ __ ]

Yes seems kind of familiar but also not at all are you [ __ ] for real who is kidding me are you [ __ ] I’m even more lost now listen I don’t need any of you to come to the nether but what what I do need is can one of you just pop into the

Portal and tell me the coordinates uh I’m really close to the coordinates I am at 242 -67 okay so 67 is the level where our thing is at yes it’s probably like negative 65 but still close enough fortnite has rock band now yeah Evan was playing it the other day thank you

Sam yep I’m also currently building a bridge across oh [ __ ] yeah I uh part of it was like my plan was working until I started getting attack and I panicked and I lost my way yeah well guys no sorry no what were we going to say no nothing’s important is

Happening what were you going to say no I’m just talking talking about my tech my uh Stupid easy but also stupid stupid technique for clearing out caves that I discovered oh yeah what’s that so dump all of your stuff except for torches um and and in a chest near where

The opening of the cave is and also put a bed down so that you can spawn there and then when you only have torches and you’ve already saved the your spawn point with your bed run like hell everywhere putting down torches not giving a [ __ ] what’s coming after you

And if you die then you just respawn right there but at the very least it limits um things respawning while you’re trying to clear them out it like just makes a more limited number of things that will kill you nice good surprisingly it worked the first time I did

It the [ __ ] is this are you okay yep same yep perfectly fine nothing happened nothing happened YP nothing at all iconic everything went swimmingly I found ancient debris is that a fortress is there a fortress below me might be if you found ancient debris it’s just like two blocks what the

[ __ ] I’m so mad now oh I need to shoot I forgot the only thing that’s really not great about this is uh if it’s too big of an area you don’t know where you came from yeah torches torches on the right to in and left out that’s the only thing

Yeah that’s not going to work for me no more I know it’s a little late to tell you that but no that’s fine that’s why I dumped all my stuff Gast we can talk about this yeah they’re bastards yeah they are [ __ ] gas oh are you [ __ ] for real

Oh that’s a moan in my ear that I don’t like oh oh and there I died rest in peace Queen it happens girl I wish I could have lo I wish I could have loaned you my cat then you could have had her down there you would

Have to wor about the creeper she would have died there were lots of mobs after me damn like there were so many mobs it was Ridiculous where did I get this experience from Destro whoa and here they are again I guess I just ran over it in the wilderness oh [ __ ] oh guess I’m out of range room everything is to tons as I say is I’m just mining to get

Down come on [ __ ] do it again do it again wait what Sam what were the coordinates again this way negative well now I’m at-5 40 4567 but originally go this way yeah here I’ll I’ll I’ll go directly to the portal and tell you what it is no

It’s okay I got it’s a general minder 8 1839 negative 669 18 39 69 no this way oh [ __ ] hell why did I just hear like a clown laugh E I did I heard like a I don’t like any of them me either what’s wrong with clouds nothing it’s just you

Know pretty able they’re pretty it’s not it’s I don’t normally hear that in Minecraft so it freaks me out yeah that’s fair U Molly are you near your bed um I can get there give me a second okay no no not that way um so maybe if we sleep too all the

Horrors will go away maybe no your bed will just explode that’s a way to mine in the nether your bed explodes when you place you put a bed down and it blows up yeah and you can mine with it in the nether oh wild my God I have a bed I can

Test that but I really don’t want to I was going to say make sure you’re in a spot where you want want to have that happen because it’ll blow up sorry I’m still making my way downtown walking fast well not fast enough it’s about to be morning by the

Time you get to your bed God damn I got lost sorry sorry that’s not very nice um is it here oh no I’m just going to die it’s sorry buddy get there one day what the [ __ ] and then negative 67 negative negative 69 is the last

Number so positive 18ga 69 good job good job team I can sleep now [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] he’s attacked by so many [ __ ] pigs there’s a joke here that’s really funny but I’m not going to say it [ __ ] the police coming straight from the underground and that’s B cuz I’m not

Brown yeah yeah H juked them juked them good am I like right above you Sam you might be cuz I’m at 18300 oh my God you’re you must be really high up yeah I am no I am currently building a bridge no negative is this way so I need

To go this way I know what’s up I know I know what I got to do I know what I got to do yeah you know what you got to do oh will did you hear that gas yelling I heard I heard a guest I have

No idea if it was the same guest did you go hey I’m selling you [ __ ] he was trying to sell me [ __ ] no Lava Lava no Lava Bad come on Will’s busy I hit it back take that you [ __ ] D try it again try it again ah he’s scared now he’s scared

Now I can I can only do it with my with my arrow I was bad yeah walk walk away walk away [ __ ] he wasn’t ready for that smoke Sam nope I embarrassed him twice yeah beat him into submission now he’s leaving me alone oh I did it again good job get [ __ ]

Come on try it try it again [ __ ] get that tear boy I can do this all day oh no you okay oh no again oh rip oh did you lose that diamond sword no it’s floating well hi there’s a chance I can get it I can

Try that was all my fault I got cocky and I [ __ ] walked off the ledge oh I think with mending in the sun my ride will never break now um it might break if you don’t get enough um experience to keep it fixed but yeah you you have to basically hold that

While you’re getting any XP and then it’ll it’ll fix your thing infinitely [ __ ] me good yeah it is cuz I named I named this thing and everything nice nice oh that’s sad I know I can get to where I need to go I just need to get there oh that’s a

Lot of [ __ ] lava are you for real are you for real are you [ __ ] for real a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you stupid sheep I thought you were an armadillo it tried boys but it failed what’ you try I said it tried cuz I I hit a wall and lava came out

Oh tried to get you tried to get me you showed it yep yep fast hand in the midwest oh oh I over shot where I needed to be greatly okay God damn okay so I have salvaged my food the Diamond Sword and the gold pants and that’s about it good job all

Right you have the ability to die and go get your stuff good job people here I can get my stuff shut up he was so pissed God damn don’t ever make me use a toad like that oh excuse me slime you choose to let yourself get

Offended yeah that’s true oh I see us Sam I see us I see us I see us you see you see Evan or will I see that is a one hell of a bridge you are making yep working on it that’s a hell Bridge kind of honestly oh

Sam I’m punching a hole I’m sorry it’s F it’s fine yeah I kind of Walled off okay go you’re in you’re in dude I don’t know I’m panicking I know you’re like breaking you’re breaking everything oh get your get your hand off the trigger well it’s okay it was scary

Man Sam knows this is not a fun place to be yeah that’s true but yeah Sam dude I I went to negative uh like 200 like the first one oh God damn on the thing and like just nothing it was all the same like really up and down I couldn’t find a

Fortress to save my life like nothing damn okay but good news we have a [ __ ] ton of Netherrack so cool yep it’s worthless yep can I take the emeralds yes go for it y yay I am going to find a somewhat closer Village or I’m going to find that other Village

Whatever I find first but Village nonetheless is in my future and I will be monies [ __ ] S I will come back to help build your bridge in just a second no worries ah there’s a p following me can you bring me a pickaxe that’s that was one of the things lost

To lost to the [ __ ] lavva incident do you want an iron one or a diamond one yeah just give me an iron one that’s fine okay oh I think they changed the model for puffer fish did they yeah it looks different I have a saddle you

[ __ ] what are you trying to ride a horse to get faster but did you did you first tame it before you try to put the saddle on it no what do you need to you got a bear back ride it you got a bear back ride it Tav it well also addition additional

Cobblestone got it there we go okay yeah because I it’s like you just I know you just got to get on them first then you put the saddle on here we go yeah then you can put the saddle on when it likes you oh I don’t know if it likes me but

You know it I got the saddle on well did it give you Hearts I don’t know um well if you got the saddle on then it did at one point in time okay okay okay oh it’s a slow horse though my goodness that’s why I named Kevin well

Cuz they got different dance with them I forget how you can look at it but you can’t still this is weird this is like the slowest horse I’ve ever ridden yeah Kevin Kevin is just fast got a old diabeto I guess diabo my bro [ __ ] well if you need to

Get a different horse there’s plenty of horses around the house and there’s plenty of saddles yeah I’m trying to well yeah I just took the saddle off the RO when I was on so I’m going to try to I was going to say you just give that

Horse an honorable death for being so slow okay can can you give me the pickaxe so I can break this block yeah you guys are sharing a pickax that’s cute far away I forgot yes yes yes sorry I was that was I was not thinking well I guess that is it all

Right here’s that Cobblestone here’s this Cobblestone and then I have two stacks of 6 there’s a pigman in there we have a visitor do we let him let he’s fine he’s Friendly’s he’s he’s hanging out yeah they’ll trade with you that’s fine they don’t need to do that yeah he can just hang

Out Z you want me to let you do this or uh I mean it’s kind of hard for us both to try and do it all right should I just give you all the Cobblestone I have you want to just give it to me yeah and

Then all right whatever you want to do cool uh do you need arrows or anything do you want my bow No it should be okay okay I’m just going to build the bridge and that’s all I’m going to do yes do your best to whatever you want to do

Holy [ __ ] what oh only time I died I just take this I made two so just in case it runs out got me a horse you want to name that thing no pardon me Pigman yeah he lives here now yep he’s not going to get out I hope he can

Figure out food for himself well you know uh where do we keep the leads what happens in the Pigman basement stays in the Pigman basement let’s see you can make them with string if you need to go we had leads though leads I don’t know if we have

Anym does anyone else get confused by like the nether portal swirling and I can’t figure out when it’s okay for me to walk out and when not to yese incredibly confused about how it worked especially when we’re against a wall here yes like and it’s like it just like

Won’t it feels like it won’t let you move move oh there they are thank you and now I’m like I feel physically ill all of a sudden yep yep which I guess is how a NE nether portal should feel in real life I don’t know oh yeah I guess so you know a

Portal to Hell probably shouldn’t feel good to go through right I need a palet cleanser I’m going to go jump off my bridge there you go oh there it is get back here you you’re building oh yeah you’re all right you have your your flame excuse you oh coming with

Bud I don’t know M was a horse girl um I’m not really oh you are now um I’m more of a donkey girl than um I like one piece there’s can somebody put down a fence for me goodness there is no fence around here goodness

Well why don’t you put him in the pen with everybody yeah I would have to get him into the house that’s a pain in the ass not that hard I cany if you just get a lasso it’ll work do you want do you want a birch or an

Oak fence it doesn’t matter I just want to have somewhere to tie this one down fine you’re getting a Casia for that attitude oh what whose llama is this is it oh is it just a random llama roaming around yeah I don’t yeah but it’s like lead is being pulled by

Something that one just kind of showed there’s an invisible Traer thanks yep I just want to the traitor’s invisible I want to ride out it Oh weird he’s like I think he got hit by a witch or something like oh maybe yeah cuz there was a witch

When I was running what the [ __ ] was that okay oh I got attacked by like a [ __ ] bat thing oh we got to sleep that’s a phantom no we haven’t been sleeping not been sleeping uhoh scary as [ __ ] I’m in the nether no will sorry I’m needs to

Sleep it was a big white thing right will no it was black with green eyes yeah that’s a phantom re asked if it was white I thought they were white but forgot they changed the color on it they they they they yeah everything in this world is so confusing to

Me yeah those are the Sleep demons well this world’s too big for my it bit brain well that’s okay you’ll get good Dam did you take that diamond sword I did okay I did that that was an item retained by me NOP that’s fine Mory materials Mory yeah oh he mine momental

Mory you call me myy like all the time or in joke at least do I risk it put a biscuit oh God damn it we’re on an island well maybe not that we’re kind of on an island oh okay well the problem is that horses get stuck in the

Water oh at least more than one um more than one uh Block in it’s really sad and then you fall off it’s kind of cringe I think I just found a temple you that did you never crank that so fck is this is this will is this one

Of your markings that you made is it Cobblestone surrounded by [ __ ] torches yes yes that’s me okay gotcha all right so if you see anything cobblestone in there that was me doing something okay got you making a path or making a marker trying to live I don’t

Know there’s a lot all right well I have successfully made a path to your Cobblestone marker area nice that leads right to like a wooded forest area cool Z nasty yeah sick nasty oh why would she make it like this diamond pickax in here oh no why would

She make the railroad like this oh yeah I don’t know I just followed her pathing but it’s it’s kind of garbage isn’t it like I I mean it’s like some parts it’s like okay you have to zag but like there’s one where it’s like just one

Block off she moved to the side and then kept going straight and I’m like why slowly listing yeah there there was there was one that I that I like had to fix because there was no way I could make the railroad like work otherwise you know

Mhm so yeah I don’t know I’m going to have to use that do you get experience fishing yes you do not every time but you do get some good experience yeah cuz like right now because again horses can’t really do that well in the water excuse me excuse me oh yeah they’re pretty

Scary okay Sam you know what I figured out sorry go on he just showed up no what what I say what what helped me uh with fighting off Enderman was literally just digging a a twers high tunnel like where they can’t fit into and running into that and

Then I didn’t even know he was attacking me he just kind of came up and started I know oh I thought I put this iron back Kidd this is a damn roller coaster Maya made yep it is with the help of Samuel yes yes this is a damn roller coaster you

Guys made yeah yeah I did have to make some quality of life adjustments on so she probably greatly appreciates all of our constructive feedback about her railroad probably yeah she’ll never watch this it’s fine she’ll watch it in a couple months I don’t even know if I go that far yeah

She’ll watch it when when we tell her to watch it maybe I don’t know even then it’s kind of hard to say we just have to send her clips of us talking [ __ ] yeah yeah all right folks I have successfully made a tunnel that leads from the nether

Portal to Will’s area he’s dug out to get to like interesting nether resources nice something it’s something at least so good job Sam you did great yep we got a start we have a start I found a village EXC me are there goddamn people here or

Not you okay or is it de it’s raining out I had a really a really weird sound just come out of me good job Sam the spirit the spirit took me over well good job oh yes there’s people yeah I will say you guys did a very good job of take

It somehow causing baby I’m going we what’s up Molly take my shield did a very good job of somehow killing all the villages that were very close to where we lived oh yeah we I know well I mean people should still be in them no they’re dead remember I didn’t kill I

Didn’t kill people at The Villages hello hi either way they were deserted all two villes that were right there not my fault that’s fair enough I’m done looking at you for the rest of the stream not why because you you keep you keep changing on me and I don’t know

How to feel you’re not the man I you’re not the man I fell in love with anymore oh you just look you’ll get used to it you’re something else e this thing’s got its brain Exposed yeah of course it does holy [ __ ] there are so many people in here wow this really does go far yeah she made it go a while it took me for Dam ever to make that thing work oh yeah that’s a weird I see the little like zigzags you had to put in

Yeah love got Jesus Christ here I go here I go i s them all will I’m coming to you I got a trophy travel at least 500 met in One [Laughter] Direction oh God the traitor’s back got to do with it is he back like not not uh

Glitched out by a witch potion anymore no no he’s being attacked by zombies you could save him I am good job we’re going up this zombie killed one of his llamas you jackass a llama meat yummy yummy ym YY yeah yeah fing you’re looking good I I am losing my mind a this guy’s got a man for what were you saying Evan this man is angal oh I’m at the end you made it to the end I made it to the end nice like the actual end or the end of

Something in the nether no I made it to the made it to the end of the mine cart what am I stuck I was stuck in a snow block yeah that happens I didn’t know you could get stuck in a snow block yeah you can I’m dying Uhoh I’ll wait for you soon all right I’m like halfway through I don’t know something like that oh my God it’s okay I’ll be here to annoy you when you show up sweet oh no oh no oh guys uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh you good yeah yeah I am okay okay because uh I

Was sinking through snow and I thought I was going to suffocate and die yeah and then I fell into your guys’s house oh sick there’s an emerald block in your guys’s house yeah I don’t think I just think no one’s had ability to mine that oh [ __ ] I’m sinking in snow and I

Did not I did not you mine Emerald blocks you just need to make sure you have a um an iron I think it’s an iron or better yeah I think we just had Stone and wood and my and I were over there oh there’s a few of them oh [ __ ] Sam are

You okay you going to die I might die I don’t know I wonder if iing get oh wait I’m I’m trying I’m almost in the no no no the dirt sank the dirt sank oh [ __ ] I’m I’m stuck what the [ __ ] get me out of here

I’m Coming Sam get me out of here get me out of here I didn’t do anything I made it I made it made okay I made it I made it we’re good so [ __ ] up that that was terrifying it’s scary yeah we lost one of the Minecarts it went it went away oh

No oh no it’s happening again uh oh will no don’t get stuck I’m okay okay oh what that’s [ __ ] up are they on top of each other it’s all the way at the end I I see it it’s over there here hang on let me uh oh [ __ ] zombie yeah yeah

Yeah oh [ __ ] bye Sam bye oh am I going to sink again ah oh [ __ ] well I’m coming back okay I ran into the other mine cart and it brought me back hello all right I’m going I’m going I’m going who the [ __ ] just shot me you’re

Getting [ __ ] up will this is this is this is awful this is not okay this is not okay what they’re doing to me right now I can’t I’m I’m frozen to death I’m I’m going to die I’m actually going to die oh no that I’m [ __ ] so mad

I’m sorry it’s fine I’m taking the mine cart back cuz that’s actually just the fastest way back yeah fair enough and now I hate snow mountains I didn’t know they were this horrific are you taking the the thing I’m taking I’m taking one of the mine carts back yes okay we’re going to

Collide then okay that’s fine that’s fine it’s it’s it’s fine we’ll get we’ll cross that path when we get to it out my [ __ ] way skeleton oh creeper it might have destroyed the track did it a little bit right uh you guys still good I

Man I’m riding the track and I’m like I see Sam we’re about to hit I told you we’re going to collide [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we just went through each other all right see you all right bye that’s sick man [ __ ] kill God is the track still destroyed

Or it’ll happen right when you get back on the island okay I apologize you didn’t fix it no I’m going to get my [ __ ] trying to get a book man so difficult oh what kind of book are you getting this time I want to get mending mending what does mending do

Again it any whatever you are holding um gets fixed when you get XP so if you get a really good weapon You Can Make It Last Forever oh that’s nice yep the only thing is it it the reason that I had the whole curfuffle last time is because it

Doesn’t it it can’t be mixed with infinity so yeah oh [ __ ] okay I’m getting swed oh my God but whereas Infinity it’s going to take more and more um XP every time to like fix it mending at least will never means it’ll never break hey um where did you put the

Actual books at the house Fortune um they’re in the um enchanted chest no no blank books the what oh you [ __ ] oh I don’t know I may have taken them oh did he [ __ ] EAS make more with paper and hide why do you want a book um I’m seeing something I don’t

Want to let you know I get your hopes up for something okay I’m pretty sure I can pull mending off of this rod with a book but I need to get action that would be cool but yeah I’ve never heard of I I don’t know how you would um it off of hi

EX existing thing kind of jump scared me for a little bit but I want you to know that I had self-control and didn’t scream okay that’s good Minecraft has been stressful today oh [ __ ] what do you need gold for well I need to re I need to rebuild our railroad I’m

Sorry do you need do you need any help with anything Sam no I’m fine okay I’m I’m just fixing one little spot well s you sorry you just didn’t respond so I was worried about you there oh no I’m okay I’m okay son of a [ __ ]

Yeah yeah I don’t want you to have a blood lust on will no now I get infinity when I don’t want it cuz the thing that I realized about very the unfortunate thing about Infinity is your thing un your thing um every time it it almost breaks you

Want to fix it of course but it’s going to be more and more expensive each time and eventually you can’t yeah and so Infinity is good in the short term but mending is honestly better in the long term yeah can make you can make arrows

Plenty plenty yeah and and if you got a really good bow you can just have that really good bow forever you just don’t have infinite ammo which I can live with oh my it’s easy to get feathers chickens or feathers oh no oh you got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] me flint and other

Stuff to make arrows no no no another creeper yep I’ll work on finding some gold and all the tracks are gone sick Fortune what did this become your new catchphrase Molly what do you say that to yourself when you do well in your own Minecraft server what am I saying you’re

Saying Fortune out loud well okay well no no what I’m doing right now is um I’m destroying and adding back that left turn like we were doing before um and so I’ve gotten Fortune a couple times and it’s like it’s it’s annoying when you get uh an enchantment

That’s really tempting but it’s not the one you want um because the thing is I won’t have enough money but also I’ve learned that once you trade with a villager it kind of locks them not only into that profession but I think also that set of whatever they’re going to

Trade you and so if you know if I choose to trade with this guy for Fortune I can’t I’m going to have to find a new villager to try to get the other stuff gotcha so that’s why so it’s like I’ve gotten Fortune twice and it’s like oh

It’s tempting but I want mending right well at least there’s a sunrise yep Chris who would want to buy these [ __ ] curses I swear I don’t know maybe have enemies someone oh it’s totally for um it’s totally for purposes of when you’re playing with somebody else

But we’re not doing that right now no I mean you are at the end of the day well against you guys though I’m not like playing against you Molly what are you trying to get mending on uh I want mending on a pickaxe because I want mending and efficiency on that thing and

Then I will be good to go cop there we go copy it would also be nice for other things but mainly right now I want it on that thing God in my other game I was so pissed so I told you I was playing around in the Nether

And oh multi-shot oh that’s good but no um I uh and so I was like going into The Nether like already it’s like okay I’ve got my diamond sword with mending my my all all all my good stuff with mending on it and um I got my [ __ ] wrecked and

Lost a lot of it oh o that sucks it happens yeah but I had a lot of good mending stuff all right well I guess I’m coming back then God damn it okay because mending is like the best enchantment I mean objectively but still in general it’s like the best

Enchantment because your stuff technically won’t break as long as you get an fxp right Mak sense to me sir sir oh that’s why get out of here you [ __ ] God damn you there’s a villager outside that is getting affected by the Le turn I keep putting down get the [ __ ] out of

Here get out go away guys fine he just wants to be part of you maybe go trap him in a house yeah trap him to Sam there’s five blocks of gold can you rebre those down into ingots you can but I we’re good I fixed it oh

Okay good job we we had enough gold we had enough gold yeah okay should you make a Gold Golem I’m kidding I don’t think you can no you can make snow golems though you can make snow golems but after what I experienced I no longer like snow yeah

True experience I’m at I’m at eight [ __ ] it no more patience for Me congrats I’ve made a diamond sword with the same attack ability as my [ __ ] iron sword my iron sword has a sharpness three on it oh and my and my diamond sword has a sharpness two on it so they are both plus nine attack oh my

God well I mean if that says anything about the IR sword it’s you had to put all those upgrades on it to get there yeah whatever I’ll see if I can save higher and de enchant it and then reenchant the sword yeah where is this [ __ ] m Molly Molly you got rumbly

Tumbly thank you you’re welcome ow my shins uh this game boy that’s the other mine cart so now I’m coming back going explore allly baby mine okay and then say copper oh it goes a little further and it just stops right there okay all right cool if you kill a villager but the

Golem wasn’t there to see you are you okay probably yeah hell yeah oh no just going to give you know conflicting we’ll just going to give the opposite opinion yeah yeah well I don’t see a Golem and it hasn’t come to murder me up yet so it’d be so funny if it just

Keep sprinting at you from like over the horizon oh Wally do says yo what up D yo hanging we’re chilling out in the craft oh I almost jumped in lava that was close one it was I was scared why do I have this gold [ __ ] helmet on me still you were

Spooked oh I just saw two sheeps inside of each other nice that’s sick Bro it was pretty cool oh hey there’s all my boats from past Adventures oh yeah I was gonna leave my boat there too but I just took it with me so like I’m connected to this boat fair enough that

Is a donkey taking a risk God damn he standing like on the littlest ledge of a giant Cavern chicken don’t you [ __ ] cut me off what the [ __ ] is going on over there bro a lot the Minecart the Minecart Adventures they take you they take you places you

Know are you high as hell over there oh hell yeah dude so high all the time all the time what can I say that’s what I think about what I think about you oh 247 High 24/7 High yeah always always nonstop it’s pretty sad yeah person’s one of my best friends I

Just think they’re high all the time [ __ ] off Kid die die die whoa you fighting a zombie yeah I just killed his dad oh poor zombies dead we’re dead hey Molly yes did you by chance move the Torches somewhere else we don’t have anym torches oh they were probably the ones

That were in the glitch chest maybe I mean they’re easy to make just go gra the um coal yeah no man’s pointed to me that’s fine do it do you know where it is then do you [ __ ] know where it is yes I do

I do I do you know where the coal is I do I just got it I just got it I just made my torches [ __ ] job then Jesus you keep complaining I don’t know where anything is well then I can tell you you’re going to come back into this

World one day Molly and I’m going to have everything moved around and you’re going to go well where is this and I’m going to go well why don’t you know that why don’t you what as long as it makes sense I can figure it out as long as

It’s you know actually you know organized I can figure it out okay okay it’s mainly just we have chests up Upstairs Downstairs like on the right on the left buried in the ground like I don’t know there’s chests the Beed in the ground one is an Evans thing well I know it’s Evans but I’m keeping like there is a method to what I’m doing no I get it

It’s just I like it to be able to walk into a room and have my chest there and just put stuff in it well we needed to expand and I didn’t want to break the whole house I just wanted to break parts of it yeah get it

You don’t you sound very upset I get it I’m just annoyed I know I’m sorry I get lost I get lost in all the chests look the signs help but there I I sometimes I don’t read you know that’s kind of I’m good at taking mental notes in my

Head and then just figuring out where things are and saying yep ready do you want what I think you want yes I finally have a use for all of that rotten flesh we have nice we will make it into money you hit on a v we could

Make it into potions if we wanted to what kind of potions me I don’t know Potions you’re the you’re the [ __ ] Minecraft expert now yeah yeah potions of eating flesh I don’t know I I don’t know I don’t know you and me both sister she’s really on one

Today I I’ve like noticed lately like especially today that the more Molly hangs out with us the more assertive she gets which is great for Molly but bad for us yeah it’s yeah it’s bad but no I’m proud of you Molly good job Molly thank you thank

You come a long way from that timid little Asian girl from high school thank you I think this actually is a village you guys have not raided there’s stuff in the chests I man is it good stuff um I that’s yet to remain seen but it’s stuff all right yeah fair enough

Most importantly villagers are alive but they stuff well go trap one in a house and change their job I’m working on it I was I was trying and then that one villager from the outside came in and [ __ ] it all up what the [ __ ] where am I going I should have

Like exit I’m done I’m I’m done with this [ __ ] I’m playing with fire cuz if I fall I’m going straight into Lava dig straight down all right no I’m trying to take out a source block right now oh I found Redstone [ __ ] not what I’m looking for but I found red stone are you guys able to sleep or no that’s okay if you can uh definely can I did not I forgot to bring

A bed with me my bad no worries been a while since I’ve done that or wait do I still have a bed down here with me let me look I do I no wait yeah yeah I do I do I do y I can sleep I can sleep

Oh you [ __ ] hold on I need to kill some [ __ ] outside where are you get out here H oh so you’re going to hang around you don’t’s largest Wildlife Preserve get over here you [ __ ] get over here yeah damn get him get him he wasn’t letting me sleep get him okay I’m

Sleeping now she’s wild and out she is she’s she’s going more like Molly gone wild everybody watch out clear the room oh holy mother I thought you were about to sing like Oh Holy Night for some reason oh that’s a creeper [ __ ] you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] no I forgot that

I I’m back in my iron mine and uh I had this place decked out and ready to go for like oh yeah for like longterm mining yeah for years to come yes like literally oh [ __ ] I’m in another cave right now with the one Molly and I were

Like took a year to clear out oh yeah I’m getting more coal and [ __ ] right now okay I’m I’m just trying to look for more iron at this point I got some iron on me I got 21 on me no you’re good I I want to I want to like get my

Own so I can just build some armor for myself and then we can save the other iron for like other [ __ ] we need to do Evan how are you Evan how are you listen I’m busy do I was I was I was muted and I was answering you oh you’ve been muted

This whole time on accident uh no I have not been muted on accident but I have been muted okay just he’s just ignoring the fact that he’s a content creator got it off stream cock’s out Sam I already texted you [ __ ] out you can build a

Metro you could build a true what Metro a Metro Exodus stop texting Sam I’m not texting Sam you don’t need to say that to me I think he’s saying that’s to Evan I know but I wanted to respond I wanted to feel [Laughter] important will wanted to feel in oh I missed some

Coal he also doesn’t want you to sex Sam oh don’t worry about what Sam and I do so much yes Eric how can I help you he said my name in chat just being an attention wh it’s only once by the way guys I am coming back to

Take all of the PO he you’re coming back to kill us maybe oh I got a Chrome extension a little too hard at that fast forwards wait hold on let me reread that sorry automatically fast forwards mutes and skips YouTube ads on desktop God damn that’s cool that’s nice we don’t

Get ads though so you’re saying that when we do finally get monetized you won’t support us I got to type it out sorry man turn off that pesky ad blocker what M mundane Matt said don’t blame me turn off that pesky ad blocker yep yeah that’s what he said

I’m not my videos aren are monetized but I’m not getting any any profit from it it’s not ad blocker it doesn’t block ads it just oh it skips them okay oh so it still supports the Creator it just doesn’t doesn’t uh play the ad for you

Got it you still get the ad but really fast okay so it speeds it up got it that’s funny subscribe to bit mobile and then it moves on I’m like it’s it’s amazing how much I like just don’t care to see Ryan reyolds in anything anymore I isn’t it sad like

It’s sad cuz like he’s nowhere near annoying to me you all right there will yeah you almost died you lava No I um I was uh I fell down a hole and then I managed to hug the wall and fall into a divot okay but now I found diamond on your side oh

Nice is oh is only slightly sexually attractive he is kind of and then they like and he and he just says well yeah of course cuz I’ll make money so I’ll do it I think I think a a good way to describe it is that Chris Pratt is at where Ryan Reynolds

Was yeah that’s true yeah yeah yeah the rock starring as The Rock yeah pretty much no pretty much every movie he’s in I don’t get why people like him so much honestly there was like this thing in the 2010s where it was like Yeah The Rock’s just a

Really nice guy and it’s like yeah he he was and then he like was the highest paid actor in one article one time and then became the biggest like penis ever or you like you sit there and you go like after a while right cuz like all

Right he does a lot of nice things don’t knows to a lot of Charities [ __ ] like that right sure and then it comes to a certain point of okay what do I dislike more someone who’s a narcissist but still does good things or someone who’s a narcissist and an [ __ ] and I can

Call them out more on being a narcissist it’s more annoying when someone’s a narcissist than a good person like but a good person at the same time like yeah like it pisses me off more don’t compliment him smallest penis ever is what Eric says I don’t want to

Know how you know that have you seen the Rock’s penis Eric you you”ve like look up on his free time I guess yeah yeah he’s pulling up the penis pick he’s got a whole for folder just titled The Rock’s Rock The Rock The Rocks Rock oh Sam I’m using mine cart to get

Back oh nice good it’s it’s not the fastest but honestly it’s nice to not have to do anything I can just sit here yes exactly that’s that’s that is why I like it yeah and it’s quite close to the Village I found which makes me happy very good he’s worn boxers before ah

Sometimes boxers can hide can hide your your dick though is that why he’s saying it’s small cuz you could see it in the boxes yep so so are you guys okay if I take all of the coal why do you need all of the coal I’m fine you taking it but why

Do you need all of the coal to trade and get monies oh and then once I have monies I can get book oh yeah I’ve got I’ve got a pocket of coal in my mind so that’s fine okay cool I mean coal is pretty easy to find

I even found it in the village so um yeah but I wanted to ask good call good call I’m also taking all the rotten flesh that’s okay no that’s where I draw the line damn you MH yeah you put that back I need that next time you’re going to

Slander don’t make me [ __ ] you that’s the oldest tricken that’s the oldest he’s a chicken butt I was like someone makes a tur ducking right the chicken inside of the turkey you know yeah well you know a duck chicken and a turkey but a tur ducking yes a tur

Ducking but for this purpose just the just just like the turkey and like a chicken or whatever and like they’re like all right get the turkey ready can you can you pull out the inside so we can get the stuffing in it like okay and

Then they pull it out and there’s a tin tinier chicken inside it inside the turkey and they’re like what the what the hell it was pregnant it’s my God and then you sit there and go and it’s just waiting on them to figure out that you know Birds slay eggs yeah yep

Yep all right guys I got a hall I found five diamonds but I’m out of torches so I have to leave V slaughterhouse Doc is that is that a [ __ ] like paa documentary cuz yeah I’ve seen those one time at my Community College I got sat down by the by the vegan people

That make you watch a slaughter house thing and show you how [ __ ] up it is oh gosh they gave me a singular dollar for my time they gave you a dollar they gave me a dollar I’m shocked you got that much I know but yeah they gave me a dollar and

Then uh and then I got McDonald’s nice nice I me you think a dollar is enough to change my [ __ ] mind yeah you good at I’m I’m under Fire oh that’s a good movie My Librarian in third grade made the class watch it oh my godian did yeah little weird yeah

Maybe they indoctrinating our kids in school I mean they always have been yeah I mean yeah Fair all right we need to get back to the good old days of Bible man you’re right we need to we need to watch Bible man in school don’t make me

Sing the moving on song That’s Where It’s At what Moving On Moving On song sing it [ __ ] no listen no I want you to I think you got to start man I I don’t know if I’ve ever heard Evan saying yeah I’ve never heard you sing the move all I’m

Thinking of is Move Along by the all- American Reject did you guys know that song’s about just moving forward even when time yes yes it is it’s like the lyrics are so obviously that yeah H are you suggesting we ban what oh ban trans students no well that’s what okay let Mo on

What we were talking about veganism I can make fun of veganism you hear the word indoctrination yeah he did and then and then he just took it off the rails bucket who put the sand in with a string listen I’m just saying if my kid goes to public school and comes home wanting

Wanting the [ __ ] KFC erasers for chicken I’m I’m done I’m out but if my kid comes back from school and they want to shop at [Laughter] Target yeah list it will yeah you’re tacky kind of tacky I don’t really have great clothes to like fashion sense so

How could you Evan and I hate you oh my God that’s just from School of Rock sorry that’s just a quote I haven’t seen School of Rock in forever yeah they say you’re tacky and I hate you Jack Black God I just think of the scene where

Like Jack Black’s like talking to all the parents about him like not really being a teacher there he just kind of lied yeah and and and he is like your kids have touched me and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched your kids too and the mom and the mom just goes oh my

God in the background like oh that [ __ ] thing it’s pretty bad I love school rock it’s a pretty enjoyable movie yeah it’s really good history class for some reason well you had to learn about the history of yeah what uh what chest are we putting the coal in give it to

Me don’t just give it we need we need we need we need like no she wants to sell it we need coal for torches put it in here this little chest right here wood and Earth stuff Earth stuff is a little one because I don’t know what to call Clay coal

And possibly Flint Al together okay Joseph Stalin is my cousin I’m sorry no I’m stocking up to get a lot of mending once I can holy [ __ ] why do we have so much gunpowder sup donkey ass God damn it Eric what is what does that stand

For my demal romance like I don’t know my demal romance he saying MDR MDR that just sounds like a drug it kind of does yeah MDR is French for My Chemical Romance oh sleep you [ __ ] cockass idiot if people can’t sleep no big deal if you can’t oh I can sleep hold

On that’s what you get when you let your heart when um did somebody say they wanted torches because I have torches I’m going to drop off I just made a bunch [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay um one thing that I did make that I didn’t mention is there is a

Little chest that is by the door called travel and it doesn’t have everything because it will keep moving depending on who grabs what but it’s stuff for like traveling like a compass or a bed or other stuff like that oh my God so Sam is lying to me what’ you lie to me

About oh M MDR is French for LOL I see oh I thought I thought you were lying about being my best friend oh I lied about that to no okay okay I’m going to do what Molly failed to do at the start of the stream what’s that kill yourself no hello m minced

Beef I got too much items on me [ __ ] you I need to stay in the house for a little bit oh you a little stressed out I got touched by too many things on my way back here how about you go into The Nether yeah go into The Nether

Bro you got this I’ve been in the nether with you Sam no go again sh [ __ ] hell was that oh my God you’re a ghast yeah I am is that Eric just realizing that yes I am a guest wow Sam is such a cool awesome

Name okay what is what is going on not a me I don’t he’s he’s just he’s just like death oh oh wait that’s not Eric what the [ __ ] who is that oh Sammy cilantro oh hi welcome the same name got it sorry sorry we had we we’ve had the same chatter for

A while so I did I did not know but hello welcome welcome welcome welcome I am I am a ghast I am a little I’m a little ghast is that Eric on on an ALT account again no no I don’t think so so I was in the water fishing and I got

Corded by like three skeletons and they’re all shooting me as I was running back to the house what is thecho tastes like tea you guys what yeah oh you guys it’s it’s a for there’s a thing where people say it’s a spice for cooking thanks for interrupting me

Um it’s a thing where people say some people eat cilantro think it’s delicious and other people who eat cilantro think it tastes like dish soap oh okay I you I thought you said tea because I’ve I’ve heard of the dish soap thing but I’m like I’ve never heard someone say that

Cilantro tastes like tea oh I mean it’s fine I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten cilantro and didn’t notice anything about it I I definitely don’t think it’s delicious yeah I don’t think it’s great but I don’t know can’t think it’s Finger Licking Good can you stop tasting me

Please it tastes really good on a Taco that Sammy cilantro says stop tasting him oh our man no stop tasting like this soap oh damn yeah get your soapy ass out of here [ __ ] love I love the taste of this soap you know love it love it oh man I Funny spin

I was making my parents um dinner the other day and um one of the things I was making was um some uh gravy for the mashed potatoes that we got and and so I was tasting it to just check you know if the seasoning was okay and it legit

Tasted like chemical dish soap crap and I like had to spit it out it was so bad and I’m like oh my god did we not like rinse the pans off or something correctly or what it just tastes tasted like crap and so my dad T and then my

Mom tasted it and they were like no it’s fine it I guess was the spoon that was wrong or whatever but but because of that it’s making me paranoid so whenever I’ve been grabbing a spoon out of the silver drawer the last couple days I’ve

Been rinsing it off and wiping oh I was going to say were you just licking the spoons everyone you take out just l oh no just checking them making sure they they work out well doing that well the funny thing is right after I tasted it

The first time I was like oh my God what is that and I licked the spoon and the spoon actually tasted okay but when I had the gravy on the spoon that’s what was making tastes gross chemical the chemical reaction weird it was a silver

Spoon I don’t know why you must have had some too much cilantro on that spoon before in my gravy no no no dude no all right put the diamond back yeah no it was just really I need my streaming blankie you’re streaming blankie my streaming blankie he’s going to take an nap what

Color is your streaming blankie blue that’s very personal I wanted don’t ask a man about their streaming blanky like that you know what I think we’re at the point in our friendship where I can ask Will what the color of his stream and blank is blue and just white enough

Where no one can tell oh my god oh [ __ ] God God what the [ __ ] Jesus say sometimes eats a soap in the shower what hey he said that in my chat too I’ll scrape some of the soap and place it on my tongue yeah

Yum you know what when I go to the olive and the and the and the waiter comes up to me and says when when when they’re slicing up the cheese for my salad I go don’t worry brought my own and I just start grating a Dove soap bar onto my

Salad right in front of them what the [ __ ] oh God good job on the uh the uh who oh I’m dead no no please don’t pleas rest in peace M don’t do it don’t do it don’t you in the ne Molly don’t do it don’t

You do it don’t you do it I hate this I hate this why why are youc I’m guessing I’m going to guess yes it sounds like she’s having a really bad time it sounds like a not good time try that if you ever go to an Olive Garden Eric I would

Love that record it it will go viral Rec record it and send it to us we’ll make it a YouTube short we’ll tag it tag you in it Chatters go crazy yeah they’ll go nuts as I was saying good job on the rail I’ve rode it um forward and back and it

Gets you to where you want to be although I will say the uh the end spot is just around a bunch of snow and it is not ideal no but it’s horrific that’s that’s kind of just how it got built and I didn’t really realize it until I

Finished it and I was like Oh Maya built this on a snow pile so oh so it’s my as well [ __ ] oh I left that bed down there God damn that’s what I’m saying yeah remember when I knocked a polar bear in that house yeah hang on

Back to polar bear I’m pretty sure I got those Birch stairs from Molly though when she was building before I went over oh yeah terrify you’ve solved the mystery of the Birch stairs Evan there’s my that’s the only explanation oh water why in the actual

Hell does snow try to kill you I don’t understand this all you got to do is wear armor that’s Weir yeah Molly get good all you got to to do that’s so weird get some leather armor I think you’re [ __ ] with me that you eat soap yeah I’m pretty sure I

Don’t think any normal person would eat soap yeah yeah wait you don’t eat soap sh what the [ __ ] well [ __ ] what have I been doing this whole time you know what I I on My Strange Addiction there was a lady that would eat like car seat cushions so it’s

Fine people can need whatever they want that makes my teeth hurt if it doesn’t kill you it makes you stronger I guess except for things that slowly kill you over time yeah this is so janky it makes me upset I’ll be right back guys that bridge what you’re talking about the

Nether Bridge no it’s this it’s the fact where this where the I mean I mean the the um the railway itself is nice it’s just like where it ends is just like how the [ __ ] do you get out I’m going to make a little station here it’s not

Going to be nice but it’s like going to cover it from any more accumulating snow and just like at least give you a solid place to like get out I don’t want that’s pretty smart good good call good call that’s wicked smart that’s a wicked F right there

Molly also the more I I I dig into where this thing ends the more I see I keep digging into the house what the [ __ ] yeah I I I I went right into uh where’s the into their house when I was dying in the snow there yeah where is the entrance

Can’t if you fell if you fell where I fell from it’s like are you like in their house like through the snow not yet but it’s like I I break one single block and it’s like oh that’s inside you’re saying their house like it’s not all of our houses well I I

Don’t live in there so how in the hell our house in the middle of the street our house oh sorry sorry Sam I think your cave what the [ __ ] are we sleeping no I was doing a respawn point oh I can see Sam I think I can reach

You isn’t he away is he away oh I keep seeing his character so I wasn’t paying attention know that um is this not the house the I I see a doorway but oh what the who was there’s like five doorways in the house whose idea was this my okay sorry I said

I’d be right back oh sorry I I I did not hear that’s my be Jesus Christ you good I where am I holy [ __ ] I don’t know what’s happening here yeah it’s a pretty pretty big mess but yes that house is is all responsibility of Maya I not taking responsibility for that one

So I I I I take partial responsibility for how the railway was built I do not take responsibility for Maya’s house um yeah that’s her setup I think I might adjust the railway just a little bit so that it just comes into this room because I keep having to otherwise just that’s okay

Build around it my God that’s Fine Street will you said you’re close to me I could where I I was Prior I could see your name from where the mine I’m currently in gotcha I have been I’ve expanded my mine and it it it touches several other like interconnecting mines it’s kind of

Crazy there’s also an end trying to get to me and he can’t cuz I’ve only Built it too high do we need to sleep do we do do we I like to who whoaa well it’s up to EV now one moment well this is horrifying if I get attacked I get

Attacked damn it I didn’t get an eye ofender you piece of [ __ ] I know none of them have like we’ve gotten like one since we started playing this [ __ ] game I got one earlier today nice so worthless I’m in what wrong with you oh thank you for the follow Sammy solantro appreciate it

Y y whatever whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger smokes a single cigarette yeah that makes sense our house in the middle of street our house in the middle of our PE hey all right Kitty time to go back out oh found a m shaft nice this bro low lowow a mob spawner

Here we go okay this will be much nicer for where the the stop sounds good do we need red stone um actually yes for yeah I would get some yeah I would get some oh wow they’re affected by the cold who are uh the monsters oh oh oh I par holy

[ __ ] you good Evan this bow I just got has Unbreaking three flame one power three and punch one nice are you fishing again I am nice I need to support myself and my cat so I have to be a fisherman what a good dad he’s a good guy that EV yeah except

For when this cat jump scares me well at least it jump scares creepers too no the the creepers just don’t come around us I haven’t seen cre I’ve seen one creeper because my cat glitched out oh fair enough but that was I wish I would have been recording that cuz my cat just

Whipped around and that creeper was like yep I’m done you there’s a slime why did the Slime spawn in it’s just dark enough in that corner I guess it’s coming to get you bro yeah I am kind of creating like a pseudo M shaft with what I’ve done here what are you doing

Well um I’ve been digging and I’ve been digging a lot and I basically started in one spot and um just kind of like carved out the entire thing are you digging for something in particular I’m just looking for iron as it comes and goes gotcha thought you just

Digging no I’m like I had all these like paths that intertwined and got confusing I’m going to die I’m now connecting them into one big room all right be will I didn’t die we’ll remember you as one of the great ones thanks than this you’re you’re real one will you’re up

There with Kurt Cobain Kobe you know all the greats Shaquille O’Neal Kobe’s not dead yet oh that Kobe yeah Kobe Kobe is dead yeah Kobe Bryant not not one piece Kobe I mean not yet it’s it’s really [ __ ] up that you went to went to anime character Kobe well also like in my

Defense I don’t [ __ ] watch basketball well no but Kobe go he’s he he’s iconic man he is he is yeah oh you [ __ ] little [ __ ] bag you don’t need that much attention it’s okay yeah he does he just came up my ear and just meowed really loud yeah look at him stop

Abusing him what are you doing I just fed him he’s fine you animal it’s a she by the way you animal feed her [ __ ] for real sorry well I’m fine unless you see me die you don’t need to say nothing okay but what if you can see the dark

Inside of me me no one will ever change this I have that was awful thank you yep you’re welcome that diamond oh it is oo diamonds am I panic I didn’t notice we’re beautiful like diamonds in the Sky like a diamond shine bright like a diamond all right get the [ __ ] out of the water oh I can take the rails from this you guys want me to yes please diamonds don’t shine they reflect Eric don’t you talk back to Rihanna like that yeah not now whenever reflex it shines

Not after what she’s been through with Chris Brown I want Brown for that yeah Chris Brown’s a piece of [ __ ] he’s a [ __ ] awful guy mhm EXC he’s still around like they like he still get [ __ ] he’s the he’s the one that got away like actually like after those like it’s

Not [ __ ] okay like yeah I don’t care how long ago that [ __ ] was and all these dumbass chicks go Chris Brown can do that to me like no no you don’t the fu she got the [ __ ] kicked out of her like like Chris Brown can do that to me any

Day like are you [ __ ] stupid you stupid yeah Chris Brown’s a singer Eric he’s a singer and he’s a piece of [ __ ] and he dated Rihanna and he beat the [ __ ] out of her and everyone thinks it’s okay yeah all his little fan girl you can do

That to me any day yeah how about I do that to you shut the [ __ ] up no how about you how about how about I do that to you and him how about you splice together the rest of your brain cells and stop being a [ __ ] no man listen kitty it’s

Fine look the cat’s just upset about Chris Brown okay Evan can you start calling it by its name why I because he keeps saying Kitty and like it’s not you it’s this modern era of people he’s thinking of hey kitten yeah not K that’s my papa I wish

I thought of that like yeah but I’m just I’m just thinking of some fat slove pretending to be a mommy like a okay kitten come here it’s time why is Kitty bad because of what we’re saying it’s the Discord mod of hello kitten you guys want a name

Tag sure you going put with the 11 other we oh I found a music disc oh neat but Discord doesn’t have grass and the real world has grass therefore Discord is not the real world interesting assessment but it is to these characters how the [ __ ] it annoys me so

Much that horses can get stuck in the Rock and they’re just they’re just kind of stuck there yeah yeah and they can die and I’m like what the [ __ ] yeah I get it de want oh you don’t have to do this go away it’s all right that creeper chose his

Path CH and he had life or death and he chose death yep that’s what the [ __ ] is that evil noise and noises just kind of happen there’s like a home home oh God I mean that sounds scary it’s not great oh it’s a witch can I can I hit that [ __ ] is it

That Skeleton thing that I found that was like a witch that shoots out cursed arrows no I just shot an old lady Evan oh he’s just out here Mass murdering old women that’s fine oh that’s cool he he’s out here Chris Brown and old women whoa whoa this mountain [ __ ] sucks

Oh my God I’m sorry yeah you know you don’t have to be sorry but just remember not to do it again that’s all Molly where do you want me to put this juke box um can you make a chest called Junk I’m putting it on the ground Somewhere just don’t let It oh I lost a rail I lost a rail are we sleeping um yeah okay sorry horsey you’re not worth it oh pick out of May that’s pretty messed up what her abandoning the horse or something you did no telling her that it’s not worth it tell the horse it’s

Not worth it yeah God damn what you died Molly yeah when did that happen just now while we were sleeping I was trying to sleep God damn Maya’s house of am maze only sleep we managed to sleep through the night yeah probably because I

Died oh are you in the house or you in that counts what or are you in the cavern below the house I’m in the house okay Just curious I’m just a girl oh did you watch Captain Marvel recently oh yeah I watch Captain Marvel like twice a day dude oh [ __ ] hell yeah that that’s some freak [ __ ] yep y I’m into that I’m into that hardcore masochist over here mhm mhm no I did cancel my Disney Plus

Subscription though I don’t play me yep oh actually I canceled everything I canceled Netflix I canel Max and I canceled Disney plus but oh did you mhm nice that’ll that’ll save you a good chunk of change I I watch them like once a month so it’s like yeah I might as I

Might as well save like 60 bucks like oh oh that could have been it’s weird how much like I don’t care about TV anymore I know I know well it’s like all these networks make these like TV shows and it’s like none of them are any good you know yeah it’s

Like just it’s not worth it it’s not worth it anymore nope and then when they do make a show it’s hey uh we’ll finish this later right yeah thanks thanks Invincible which is funny cuz I got to like your show I know it’s the one you

Kept it’s it’s the one I kept but like they have the shows that I like stop everything to watch the most so yeah all did you watch the new well chunks of invincible I guess uh not not all of it unfortunately I am I do want to though

What Ben Schwarz didn’t sell you enough I didn’t I don’t even know what character he is oh he plays he plays uh shape Morpher doesn’t he yep yeah he does she might not even be at at that character yet but I love his Arc I like

His Arc a lot whole episode yet it’s only been chunks okay you’ve technically met the character already yeah I suppose yeah but yeah I I like I like his Arc a lot I love it it’s fun it’s a fun little one it’s oh that character’s that I’m also that so I’m

Going to be a good guy because of that yeah o yes I see a Raider place did not care about what she had to say she was no she didn’t at all she was excited about the Raider place oh [ __ ] hate those Raiders yeah they’re scary the damn

Stinky Raiders yep smelly big big smelly poopy butt Raiders I mean I’m not gonna lie it’s fun to uh snipe them oh yeah it’s got a taste for blood I did I I did um in my own game I sniped a place and I got the omen thing

But I drank milk and it was gone guys I found diamond horse armor nice I guess that’s cool I think Diamond horse armor Diamond horse armor oh that was a creepy sound from the cave was it like it that [ __ ] sound like like a yeah like aing I think it

Was yeah I can’t tell what it is I mean it’s just I think it’s honestly just cave Ambience it usually is I’ve heard that where it’s like there’s just a lot of sounds that are just there to [ __ ] with you yeah pretty much which is fine I

Wish it wasn’t cuz like it’s not fair to me what if I have schizophrenia and I can’t tell the difference it’s not okay cave noises Eric says well you can put the armor on Kevin if you want I will just put it in a chest and whoever wants to put it on whatever

Can whoever wants to put it on Kevin can but you know it’s just up to them y H I’ll take more torches anything here I don’t need don’t need that there’s a mood eater mood meter where when it reaches Max it plays these noises if you are in and near dark area oh

God that’s creepy I found an enchanted book of Bane of Arthropods and protection 2 oh Dam it oh nice okay I’ve been able to find a decent chunk of diamond damn this is the most I’ve seen what the [ __ ] you must be right in The Sweet Spot of like

Levels maybe I’m in a m shaft though so I feel like just higher percentile maybe or is that not right um no I think it depends on your level oh God damn it Where oh my God Snowy Mountain it’s pretty evil I the thing is my first home ever in a Minecraft thing was um it was a snowy one and I quickly realized why it’s a bad idea yeah I again I didn’t know you could drown in snow like I

Didn’t either that’s a newer thing apparently but yeah it’s a newer thing that sucks and they should get rid of it yes yes they should well it’s like it’s not like you that’s not how snow works like I I like it’s like you could go in like a single block but unless there’s

Like an avalanche thing happening it should not be a feature you [ __ ] sink into it really yeah and and some of them you actually don’t sink into that way but it’s hard to tell what will so you just avoid it all I think it depends on just like what’s beneath you when you

Fall like right if it’s just more snow beneath you you’re just going to keep falling like that’s yeah but it’s annoying there’s block there’s blocks of snow and then there’s just where stuff is snowed on top of other blocks so the blocks is snowed are what you go through yeah right

It’s still just so annoying it’s not great yeah I agree oh okay all right all right okay [ __ ] that might I’m the hose H man I’m the hose Sam I love that for you thanks King me me am hoes me am hoes you am hoes we all am

Hoes here we go Jesus Christ finally okay that’s lame ow [ __ ] oh my God are you okay did you just hit your head no I hit my elbow on um my what would I even call this um well it’s a it’s technically a tray a standup tray are you okay yeah you dying

I’m sorry it’s just her I’m okay she didn’t hit her Funny Bone cuz she didn’t laugh who you made her laugh this time though yeah I did it you did it are you [ __ ] kiding you’re God you’re a funnyman thank you yeah what what are you saying about mister I made three iron

Shovels axes and pickaxes and I realized I have them in my goddamn chest I could have told you that oh Evan come on [ __ ] happen come on cat let’s go oh oh my God I’m so [ __ ] sorry oh God once I get to level 15 and combine

This with my rod I’m going to kill myself oh okay what is it with everyone like wanting to die tonight I kind of feel like you guys are stealing my thing but sure listen now I’m going to kill myself you’re just an inspiration to us yeah I guess an

Inspiration just a trend Setter we just want to be like you I saw those [ __ ] SP in what the [ __ ] you know what they say Molly jealousy is a disease yeah seems a dis and I’m a queen hell yeah that’s what’s up oh [ __ ] Ian I’m using Molly’s tactics of throwing matches around

Oh really is it working uh yeah kind of yeah I mean the point is to light it up so you and you while you can afford to die and then having a limited number of enemies uh well I killed a bunch and then now running around putting up

Torches so all right well you can run because I did totally do that all right give me one second and then I can I can sleep my floating Cobblestone scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah I threw it out of my inventory and it’s just floating there and I

Thought it was like a a [ __ ] Army of yeah something silverfish an army of silverfish running at me now I can sleep sweet we all slept silverfish suck I hate them the most they scary okay okay buddy I’ll forget that you said that I know and then go and then go

Where is Evan what the the [ __ ] is he doing Evan Evan talk he said he’d be right back oh go away go away well not exactly worthwhile to do This wow that was perfect too yeah well sometimes you have stuff left over and it’s like money money in the Jet I want them to do another little podcast episode I do too they only did those two they did them too I thought they were going to do more but yeah I thought those was going to be a regular thing yeah it seemed well at least like every

Time he like showed up I thought you know they do the red letter Media stuff stuff and then he right do his the rabbit podcast or whatever it’s called yeah it’s nice that he still shows up every now and then hell yeah ow what the

[ __ ] oh it was a cactus that was hurting me okay Hey hey hey hey oh well that it’s going to choke underneath Granite oh I was about to die into Granite too not Granite uh that [ __ ] that uh Falls what the [ __ ] is that oh gravel gravel thank you m oh nothing down here oh no

Real question is will I be able to get out of here where are you um I am deeper into that one cave that you had me run down and help you fight through to get your [ __ ] back that one time oh I went even deeper went even deeper I went deeper

Luy luy luy you got to go deeper go deeper luy got deer than ever use the whole fish luy oh God yeah gum gum it right up my ass gum gum AAL prolapse gum gum GARP fist many fists GARP you go oh no oh no incest it’s okay I don’t think that’s a

Thing in one piece yet yeah definitely saw a character today where it’s like like oh that character’s 25 and that character’s 15 and they got married and had a kid and I went oh are you talking about the main supporting Side characters that are the parents of the current main character of

Dress Rosa uhhuh it’s a little odd isn’t it yeah yeah it’s pretty alarming I didn’t like it either cuz it’s always the wholesome relationships that do it oh oh yeah they’re they’re super adorable but the entire time I’m thinking wow she’s 15 mhm you know and like when she has

When they have their kid she’s 18 like or something like what NOP still though it’s not great Prett bad and yeah I still love dress rooses so much oh it’s great it’s great but extremely uncomfortable oh extremely it’s it’s it’s yeah yeah really needs to stop doing

That yeah I I just wish for for for my Western sensibilities that he’d [ __ ] knock it off just make him 18 just make him 18 that’s all make him 20 man it’s like well well yeah but I mean we’re talking at least bare minimum like right right I’m still uncomfortable but I’d be

Less uncomfortable if it was you know an adult age but it’s like no they’re they’re uh they’re 15 and it’s like 15 isn’t even a legal age in Japan like right different times man different times yeah yeah yeah I guess I’m going to die or not maybe not maybe not oh almost it’s

The other thing it’s like you can at least make the guy younger don’t don’t you tease us like that inste of five you can at least make it like like the 17 days getting an 18-year-old it’s that’s not that weird that’s more no yeah that’s not that bad even if he was 18

And she was 15 but it’s like he’s 25 yeah that’s weird and I’m like oh oh no they’re 10 years apart and it like and it’s automatically less weird if it was 35 over 25 but it’s like no it’s 25 to 15 adults yeah is the

Key to the age difference it’s the key there yeah and that’s yeah yeah it’s so I I remember when I was rewatching dress Rosa I did I the exact same thing Sam yeah you just have a visceral reaction like yeah cuz it’s just it’s [ __ ] weird it’s just [ __ ] weird MH oh

[ __ ] one piece yep it’s really good but it’s really good but Jesus Christ but age up those characters man age up those characters age up that one character sorry the other characters age is fine just age up the other one just three years Okay you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] witch smash me she [ __ ] glassed me that’s what she did oh no not the glass uhoh I’m not going to die of poison am I uh you might it oh [ __ ] I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going

To die I’m like I I did I did I oh it stopped it stopped at one heart it stopped it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it oh I keep getting a heart back and it it kills the heart like it won’t kill me okay okay there we go I survived oh my

God that was awful I hated every second of that wait did somebody get oh oh oh yeah I died do an end I’m I’m going to the Nether and uh fighting fighting Enderman to try and get eyes of vender end game yep trying to get us to that end

Game goal you know even though we don’t have and none of us have diamond armor yet or anything but I mean we can make it but we would need a lot for all of us we could get we could get netherite armor essentially in the nether

Somewhere we have yet to find it though hey guys I found some activator rails nice cool I can I could help at some point I’m going to have to leave this place eventually though I’m curious if I could like go way out in the wilderness and build another nether

Portal well you said it always goes back to the same nether portal right no matter where we build it in the real world yeah I believe it’s when you make it in the in the regular World it it it it’ll always bring you back to the same

Place it’s when you make a new one in the nether that’s it okay what if we break our current nether portal will it still just take us back to the same spot if we build a new one somewhere else from what I’ve seen yes oh that’s really annoying yeah that’s [ __ ] weird

Mhm enchanted book of piercing oh more torches oh I can last a little longer now okay ah it’s a baby it’s a baby it’s a baby it’s going to kill me oh no didn’t kill me okay need some fish I’m going throw on my armor I’m at that point where it’s like

I just don’t have like the ability to carry any more [ __ ] I’m going to throw it back yeah I’ve got a lot of [ __ ] no [ __ ] you where are you where are you you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we’re leaving now we’re leaving I’m done here I’m done oh [ __ ] there’s two of

Them attacking me why I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m done God damn it I need to I Really I said I’m done I said I’m done come on man he’s done he’s done let him go oh [ __ ] let it go it’s

Over I need to set my closer spawn point I keep forgetting to do this let me out let me out I won’t be here anymore [ __ ] he spawned a kid he spawned a kid with a [ __ ] baby and a spider oh no oh no uh oh my kids are going for die I’m

Actually going to die oh I didn’t die that time there’s two Creepers across Evan Evan you want you cut out man I told you I hit I hit M oh you’re just so so instinctively hitting mute at this point that you just hit mute I hit mute because I’m cussing out

These creepers that are across from me but there’s two Creepers across the river from me in my can oh I see just watching us don’t worry friends I’m going to the nether so just I just I just slept to have a spawn point that’s it sounds good good guy

I should have you know put down some way markers oh there’s a torch which means I’ve gone this way but don’t necessarily means I know where I’m going oh [ __ ] was that lightning yes let’s getar the [ __ ] out of me why do I have two saddles on me why

Do you have two saddles on you boo I must have got him from fishing uh oh probably you have so many you guys have so many saddles in general yeah fishing will get that fishing yeah same with the name tags yeah oh okay I can figure out my way out of

Here I can do it I can do it I can win I did it I found my way out good job I’ll be right back at yes can take go what the [ __ ] don’t worry about it okay sounds good yep that’s what you get when you let your fart win

Well I’m trying to leave the bed right now let’s go oh come back come back that was really dumb on my part [ __ ] I accidentally hooked my cat again did you yeah that happens Budd it’s a storming out there it’s a Storman all right get out of the animal pin so I can close it come on oh God damn it you okay one of the sheep almost got out cuz my cat was blocking the part to close the door with all the other animals oh but I managed to save and push it

Push it back in nice King of Queens man King of Queens Jesus Christ that lightning is going to scare me every time who just brought up Kevin Kevin James making a sound what I don’t know I said something about King of Queens I love King of

Queens I do too it’s a good show the best show best King of Queens watch party let’s go yeah all 28 seasons one night I don’t know how many seasons it is yeah I got no clue hi hi Enderman look at me no no no [ __ ] you stop running

Away I guess will speaks for the Enderman now yeah he does I was getting attacked by a witch what is that it’s like gold dust this is how we grind baby she had some glowstone dust on her uh oh she’s doing the drugs yeah I guess so this we grind baby

Whoa Evan you playing the stream over there like come on man on accident Jesus Christ was Evan was hoping he catched that funny line of his on stream like no yo what up Enderman come on come come try it [ __ ] come try it careful you start attacking that

Enderman is going to shout hey C oh yeah seriously hey [ __ ] off go away go away where did you come from I was more just seeing where will was and I forgot I had sound on on my phone I no where particularly special did he like teleport into the rocks

It’s amazing how much [ __ ] you missed on your first go right oh sh are you [ __ ] kidding me cat oh [ __ ] my nuts oh [ __ ] my nuts oh my God okay that’s another Enderman down that’s three IE Of Enders nice hell yeah hell yeah do cats also scare away

Spiders I don’t know cuz he um she definitely just ran at the spider and it ran away maybe makes sense to me there’s a creeper sneaking up on me my cat was just standing there and then all of a sudden it did its whip around thing

Again that’s why I said are you kidding me oh my God don’t you teleport up on me like that again [ __ ] yes sir come here [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] where’d he go oh my God there’s so much iron oh we’re good good job we’re good that’s IE ofender number four or

Ender pearl number four ender pearl number four end Pearl ender pearl I forgot how do you make of end BL BL rods and stuff okay yeah yeah that’ll mean we got to find a stronghold but we also yeah yeah also I just got another saddle and I’ve only fished two things up

Excuse me nice something just let out a wet [ __ ] fart in my mic like a wet fart a wet one we we’ve been dealing with that a bit seriously where did that Enderman go are you talking about in game or my in game

No in game I heard like a we we had the wet fart music in uh greedfall the other day we did yeah will was like I can’t find the wet fart sound from Alien and I was like I’ll try to find it and then I couldn’t find it

And then finally will went oh it was in it was in greedfall yeah everything was happening too fast yeah well we’re about to have a bunch of stuff happen fast in greed fall now yeah yeah we’re at the End Game Y and we think we’re at the end game but yeah

That’s true we think we’re at the end game we we think we’re at the end game oh my God what’s up chicken Don’t splash by my experience going oh you [ __ ] it just keeps going uhoh uh oh oh [ __ ] I’m sorry holy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God [ __ ] cat come

Here you can’t get me here [ __ ] dropped nothing useful they whip your [ __ ] out at it no his would be bigger it would be longer yeah yeah yeah oh mine would be meteor you would know Evan did you just say Sam has a Chad compared to an Ender an Ender’s got

To have a long and skinny one that’s just how Ender are built e he’s got like a turd dick there’s no there’s no way that that thing has any girth for on an Ender picture of that one guy sitting at the end of the bed with his legs out is

Know what I’m saying [ __ ] oh my God it’s so [ __ ] big oh yeah now I’m now I’m thinking of Miguel again will I’m thinking of Whitebeard oh white beard and his [ __ ] [ __ ] just hanging about oh my God you want to know how I found out like obviously you told me that

Blackbeard changed voice actors but how I how I like truthfully would have found out that that white or Blackbeard change voice actors yeah is that uh in the intro of like of of the current Arc there there’s a section where it’s like Luffy and Blackbeard fighting or

Something and Blackbeard talks oh no and it’s and and and I hear it and I’m just like oh okay well he’s different voice actor I guess yep it’s just h heru y it’s Hercule there he is it’s like Hercule would have been a completely fine Blackbeard if

He was Blackbeard from the start you know right because it’s not like they didn’t have him already at the time yeah so I don’t again I don’t know why the other voice actor left but I have no idea it’s whatever at this point I just wish he had more range

Cuz he’s just doing the arlong voice which is just the Hercule voice right and that throws me off cuz we just got done too with yeah some arlong stuff so yeah I don’t know oh oh yeah what did you think of that fish man yeah fish is again trying

To hold off from spoilers for Evan but oh never mind sorry sorry no no no don’t later later okay later hater later hater oh my god oh Mylanta sorry will F what is this we made a juke box yet I did it’s up there yeah Evan Evan just had one

Earlier right here well all right give me one second I have so much [ __ ] I need to get rid of but thank you thank you all right we’ve got a bit more Diamond now cool did you see the name of my fishing rod well yes I made a clip of it

He did I didn’t know if that was you or Sam no no it was it was well railroads I see it I see it I just uh there I put the music in it that sounds [ __ ] haunting yeah what the hell will [ __ ] evil music where’d you get that disc in the

In the pits of hell kind of I guess it just has this Bell chiming yeah it’s Catholic it’s I said no religion on stream will I’m the designated Christian I have to it’s true sorry sorry my bad bro he is yeah yeah don’t don’t hurt his religion Losing My Religion that’s me

Keep you oh what that just hurt my ears you don’t like my uh Michael stype impression I don’t like it put it away God Eric Eric says oh God this music is so weird is oh my God I don’t want to fall asleep to that that was bad never again

Please don’t or I’ll unfollow I mean you do you man yeah you do you king oh [ __ ] that’s a warthog oh [ __ ] oh I need to get out of here oh my god dude with like my powered bow it still took like three shots to take them down yeah

That’s why I’m getting away they are they are not friendly all right the diamond horse armor um I’m putting the diamond horse armor and like the the monster chest stuff I’ll just take it right now do whatever you want with it boyo no it’s not for me it’s for Kevin

Do whatever you want with it you can have whatever you like Kevin you kidding me man you got to be kidding me Everybody Hurts some times can I not put this on him I don’t know can you not I don’t think I can all right we made it back God I need to put put it this [ __ ] where where’s a good miscellane you know what if anyone wants to listen to The

Haunting music the the the disc is in the Enchanted bows and [ __ ] box you got it that is so weird powder okay um H man I I had a villager and it’s like I put the thing right down next to him but it impacted a another villager all the way in a different

House oh like seriously it was a block away from him and he didn’t have a job or anything but whatever God damn damn that’s pretty judgmental damn girl he didn’t have a job oopsie the guy didn’t have a job or anything got bom he he didn’t have a job what a [ __ ]

Nerd well he is a librarian damn are taking a turn coming at his librarian status now like Jesus I am yeah oh my God that’s me ow good man y just fell okay that sounds great fell to oh got it I [ __ ] got it sorry what did you finally get your bow

Your Ming no I got I got mending oh nice she got Infinity at like the start of the stream yeah I did oh yeah true it did have a curse of Vanishing I didn’t really care that much I’ll just use it until I accidentally lose it but um

Mending is just so useful so I’m getting a lot sweet Mak sense to me and now I have this librarian trapped forever double sweet that what is up little sweet hey snowboy up um how you living over there King I’m living Easy Living all Right that’s tight tight bro yeah dude my cat just meowed after you said yeah dude yeah dude me I guess guess she she agreed with you whoa whoa whoa whoa what you good okay I was my my screen was frozen and I was like yeah yeah mine just glitched out

For a little bit too I was completely fine well good for you good for you I am you smug son of a gun yep I don’t like to have to talk to you that harsh sometimes but up up up and I’m really going to cry yeah he’s he’s going to cry and he’s

Going to piss too oh that’s good record it the [ __ ] my put my chicken in the [ __ ] chest again up up up and down turn we going to sleep cuz that would be awesome let’s sleep I’m come in going to snap my ankles oh I watched you do

It yes will I love that for you zes Mountain it’s Mountain de if it’s Sam or me then you got to ask if it’s alcohol for the most part yeah you guys really don’t drink that much I was drinking this stream I just don’t say it all the time all right well

You’re an alcoholic damn the mashing is going down right now that might Molly is M there’s a baby there is a baby Dr zombie hey guys what’s a phantom membrane um where do I have it um oh that’s from that’s from that sleep demon they’re called phants it’s something you

Picked up from them yeah oh well I put it in the monster chest cool that works Phantom membrane insane in the you you must have killed that one that was attacking you no like I like just had this thing in my inventory oh ringen ring yeah that is definitely a baby

Dr you’re a baby Dr baby dark elf no that’s that’s what the um water zombies are called drown yeah Oh I thought you said Dr I thought I might I might have on accident but I meant to say baby drown gotta a night elf

Mo oh I took all the lava it’s not back yet oh no no I wish these cookers like lasted like with more than one bucket of lava yeah I mean it it’s better but it’s still like yeah they cook a lot not bad though it’s like that’s why we made the

Lava um drip things for infinite lava no no I just want more I want less work for me that’s really what I’m trying to get at all right even more lazy yep oh I don’t think there’s a way to funnel lava into those things why [ __ ] okay

Disenchanted what the [ __ ] why is there so don’t worry about it at least it wasn’t lava what did you do that would have been scary oh I’m booking man I’m booking at booking.com booking.com booking dot yeah I need [ __ ] two more levels so I can like super upgrade my sword what the

Hell where where did the Juke where do we put the Juke Box up top it’s up top on the left it’s the first thing oh oh that’s do you want Ming on your sword will uh that’d be kind of cool I have so much mending can I put mending on the

Sword and then also enchant it on my own yeah so you’re going to have to com swords for that you can enchant you can only enchant an unenchanted item but then you can combine two Enchanted items to get other to get multiple enchantments that’s how just do that at an

Anvil yeah you just need to do that at an anvil okay sure that’s what I was doing last time when I got the one book when with infinity I kept combining stuff so will go and chant your sword first and then add The Mending on after yeah okay

Okay well and right now I only have mending books so you’re just going to have to put it on two swords and then combine them but then you put diamond sword got it I think you can put the book the book in the Anvil with a sword and you don’t

Have to do another sword um maybe I don’t know he information is conflicting and now I’m scared just just put what you want on and then we’ll see we can put the book on okay yeah the worst case you just can’t put the book on trust me it’s cool

I need two more experience levels to make it worth it so okay yep but let me know when and trust me mending is worth it that’s why I’m getting like all these books with just mending on them right Sumer loving having a blast oh my God what don’t don’t you ever clip into

Me like that again come here baby wants a kiss Jesus I’m in my bloodless chest and you’re clipping into me baby wants a kiss come here give it to me baby wants a dark bottle baby wants to get a foot up his ass oh yeah that’s that’s also a king of the hill

Reference there we go no that’s a that 70 sh reference yeah that’s that yeah yeah oh I didn’t take more torches I’m so dumb Sam it’s time I got to level 15 such a big d dumb face do it to it man nice Sam you should you should have

Auditioned for to be the new Rick oh you’re right yeah hey what’s what’s up I’m Rick see that’s why I so and then I vomit in the vomit I vomit in the booth and all and and all the Adult Swim execs like clap and they go he’s

That’s him that’s the one that’s that’s that’s clap smiling friends when he was audition to be Mr Frog and spit on that guy yep I’m Mr Frog I love you I’m Mr Frog this is the show I just I just love it when he’s on Jimmy Fallon it’s like I just hated

Working with all those filthy and then it’s just like a minute of sensor peeps everyone’s like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Jimmy Valance like mouth a gape like Molly did you say you made a bunch of torches uh yeah but I’m all in a village

Oh oh there’s a dolphin following me Sam I like your little uh waterall coming to get you thanks and I decided you know what I’ll make use with the water and I’m going to make a little cute waterfall it was it is cute oh there’s this part in the in the

Railroad where there’s just a brief paw going up and it scares me every time yeah but it but it but you make it you make it Sumer love it have it a blast did we actually go to that raid Village and fight people no I died we could uh head up the

Raiders place over here we could we could do that but we could just snipe them I that’s what I did and it was a lot of fun I believe you but I don’t know where you want um I can guide you if you want I’m almost done over here I’m just making

Money I’m going pass for right now okay but that sounds fun we should go we should go we should go just [ __ ] murder people next time next time I’m just I’m like I’m at like almost 27 experience like I’m literally just like an inch off from it

And then I need I need 28 to do the to do the max level enchantment on the sword we can extend that to be more than level 28 though well for me it’d be Max so and I don’t know how you extend that so just add another layer to the setup

That we already have okay I am super full up on this [ __ ] so Sam yes sir run back home yes Evan I was waiting for Molly to finish because I interrupted her no go speak your truth Evan I’m throwing off all my balls off of this ledge and then killing

Myself again okay okay is that all you’ve been doing all game man oh God they’re falling back down on me a little concerned that he didn’t answer yeah me too no I’ve been fishing to get experience to finish oh I guess can fish lore onto my onto my fishing thing it’s really

Safe I didn’t think about that you know there’s already fishing rods with lore on them in the chest right yes I was combining The Lure one with my one that I already have that has mending and lure and luck of the sea and Unbreaking okay there’s one in my chest

Yeah there’s one in my chest if you just want that it it has the curse of Vanishing on it but it has all that do we need tole no mine has all that without the curse of Vanishing now oh okay I guess I’m not sure what you’re

Trying to do I’m just trying to point out might not have to do it oh well I I already I already did it I was leveling up to get to get to that point all right I’m gonna boys and I am bringing booty home booty bringing booty booty booty

I am bringing the bout of mending and it is going to be glorious I thought you’re going to end that of booty of men hell yeah I’ve claimed many many men booties while I’ve been adventuring the children of men hello Guardian are we not sleeping yeah who’s not sleeping I’m sleeping Evan

One moment I’m coming down would you just talk yeah just like say like hey sorry I’m not sleeping like like why did you just like not talk I said what I was doing so it didn’t change but yeah no for for mending it’s like I I’m going to be pretty

Minimalistic about this I want it on okay maybe not so minimalistic I want it on a sword a bow and a pickaxe mostly the pickaxe so that it’s like I can have efficiency on there and then I can break without having to get another pickaxe right makes sense to

Me but I I got way more than three so I’m happy to share cool thanks thanks Queen I got it with oh my God what the [ __ ] you all right no I don’t have a weapon on me and somebody came in our house someone Will’s best friend a witch no

Spider yeah oh no Not kids in I’ll be some up spawner Yeah oh my this is a large Cave System I’m going back to one of our older caves caves and I’m like oh yeah I didn’t like I exploited the [ __ ] out of it but there still so much oh yeah lots to do lots to see things to see people kill

Yeah yeah honestly though all of this was just a side quest so that I could start efficiently um digging out the cave that’s near our actual house I have so much lapis already Jesus Christ yeah fair enough it’s a good thing we have lapis

It is I I know I just I like got like four blocks or like found like four veins I guess and then just I have 64 blocks already very good very good M oh farting my way back home farting my way back home walk fast faces home you knew way more of those lyrics than I thought you would I know all the lyrics oh nice I I actually listened to that song well before I ever saw a white chit you saw

What white Chi isn’t that where White Chicks yeah the movie no I I know I understand that I I don’t know if that’s where it’s most known from going to be honest I I believe it is but I had the Vanessa hudin I even know the artist

Name I have the I had the Vanessa hudgin um CD back when godamn you went hard Queen I just happen to have it man you went hard something new every day but I’m mama Molly proud of you there an open arena Now isn’t it are you uh fighting the people at War again no I’m just in a in a in a

Mine it’s just a big open space with a lot of enimies in it which is good for me yeah I honestly might raid that Pillager um area I got some really good [ __ ] when I did that the last time you know now that we have arrows it’s like a

Way better idea oh yeah I’m SN out of them diamond oh piece of candy and if I bring a bucket of milk with I can avoid consequences of my actions I still don’t know how that works it just gets rid of the little Omen thingy that pops up I don’t

Actually know what it does but better getting rid of it than not yeah m is just like an anti whatever it is so it’ll cure whatever you got going on I know I mean I understand that I just I guess if you just drink it in the

Area they just all dis like the raid just stops no it’s it’s no it’s not about affecting the area around you it’s if you get cursed with something did it lifts the curse on you no I know that I thought you were talking about like stopping the raid

Nope yeah those people are [ __ ] I feel bad for them I mean they’re all already dead the villagers yeah oh yeah they’re they’re long dead they’re they’re they’re they’re super dead they’re super dead going to carry that weight on my shoulders yeah yeah it’s okay will sometimes it’s okay if you genocide an

Entire Village sometimes it’s okay you know I just needed to hear that thank you I bet you did I got you okay guys I have nine books of mending oh my God sweet nice um someone said they they want to keep the diamond pickaxe for themselves right what there’s a diamond pickaxe in

Here you can oh uh I don’t know if you want to anyone want to not take that or take that I do want it but if somebody has claimed it I respect that no if you want it Molly you can have it I don’t know I

Don’t know who else said they wanted it it wasn’t me cuz all my stuff is in my chest all right Molly take that [ __ ] pickax y all yours mly cuz mending on a diamond pickaxe would be [ __ ] awesome I bet and do I have the levels for it that is the question rapis

Raz oh it only cost two that’s not bad wish I had Minecraft on my PC so I could make Lapis Laz we look like Android 18 although I guess it would be hard to well the point of it is that I guess I don’t have to it it’s more so if I want

More enchant oh will yes sorry I realized where miscommunication happened to you I’m going to text you what I did with Sam I thought that was in group chat I guess it was only the Sam it was definitely only the Sam I just didn’t want I didn’t

Want to ask yeah sorry man you’re good hang on I don’t feel that left out honestly no no it it it’ll make more sense I believe you wow this is a damn good Diamond M Vine vein Vin D we that was I got 14 Dio nice nice I

Also have 29 experience so I’m coming back I’m coming up I want the world to know go oh I don’t actually know the lyrics Molly back me up where lyrics Molly we just assume you know lyrics to every song now so no just the specific pop culture

Ones oh that thing sprinting at me full speed the to know let you go okay didn’t drop any XP little [ __ ] break I got some stinky slime weed on me oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that’s too many at once that’s

Too many at once that’s too many at once oh Sam’s getting gang bang too hard yeah I am I am I am H it was Enderman it was Enderman they were scary and I I I was taken two at once and I was not okay with that oh oh [ __ ] bro

Oh my God I have like no Health holy [ __ ] um okay I just got to pray I just got to sit here and pray you good man yep nope I’m just praying will Will’s joking oh okay I’m all right I’m all right well yeah thanks for checking in Sam how are you I’m

Praying he’s praying he’s fine I found I found found the power of God I’m I’m with you will now I’m I’m I’m praying yeah well you should know of everybody Sam’s fine he’s praying yeah nothing heals more than the power of the Lord I don’t know where that Enderman went yes yes Eric

Yes what’s Up oh [ __ ] man if I die I’m G to [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] I’m going to be so [ __ ] mad me too I might just yell at Molly no what the hell man Molly keep that note for as long as you can yeah hold it oh no hold it I’m going to make that a

Track on my next album I just spent an hour removing near all vtubers furries breasts butt and overly sexual suspect content on Twitch all right well good job Eric yeah I would have guessed Eric was a furry not going to lie oh he’s got that big furry energy there’s there is there’s

Some energy there yeah y maybe he’s just not ready to be a furry in in the wild he’s not indoctrinated yet what does furry energy mean specified no you got you got to feel it you got to feel it yeah it’s like it’s like when Thanos gets all the Infinity Stones you just

Got to go yeah if we tell you what that means then you’re never going to learn for yourself it’s like when you’re being rushed on by the Holy Spirit you can just feel it yep yep yep yep I love it when the Holy Spirit just

Charge attacks me and me the end for I love it when I’m sleeping in bed and it rushes me awake and I have a panic attack yep you got to take a massive [ __ ] you’re cold and wet and sweaty all right Enderman where where are we at

Now the Rave ex me specify for the hatred of Christ please I don’t I don’t need to specify anything you just got to feel it just got to feel it oh no oh no oh wow I was so close to getting railed in the ass by this Enderman oh

Like so close is is there a a big [ __ ] enderman mod oh definitely Sam’s looking it up right now I’m I’m on it hang on installing it right now Sam yep in installing in process it’s going to be it’s going to be like when pyro cynical

Had the the the big booty uh uh pyro in TF2 all over again was that on purpose I I don’t know it like it wasn’t actually oh that’s even more that’s weird dude he he said his fetish is lar larger individuals well listen I know he’s I I’ve seen the pictures I know

He’s into inflation and stuff like I get it but like it’s just funny you know I I can’t imagine like sitting down and playing like a game mod of it actually especially in like a competitive game like Skyrim’s one thing right cuz that’s just you know you when in TF2 it just it

Feels weirder you know I I think I think it’s just that he had it like it it was like already installed when he was younger you know and we all have that phase where it’s like oh hot video game or like you know video game character I I want to I don’t

Care I just need some access to whatever so yeah yeah that’s I’ll make my own access yep exactly I got you I got you just fist it right in there MH hey Enderman yes suck a Chad what’s up man I thought you said we could talk about this man I know Will’s energy

What’s Will’s energy Eric tell me I asked and he didn’t say it so he went to your chat he’s afraid to say your chat will I I I know what Will’s energy is he positive for being condescending I mean expose a little bit he’s he’s yeah sarcasm is in his nature

For sure yeah I would I wouldn’t call it Condes saying six yeah exactly oh [ __ ] this Enderman got me in a corner oh [ __ ] I asked you didn’t say anything that’s yep he’s calling me a coward cuz he didn’t hear a damn it not only is a furry he has bad

Hearing he’s a de furry no I’m all the way back at the railroad house oh [ __ ] me no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] and there’s no cart oh God damn it where the [ __ ] am I all right here I come Here Comes save the day what happened to the rail cart there

Was one here when I left I’m coming he one’s you could you could just go get my stuff in the nether that would be actually more helpful cuz I think it’s going to despawn by the time I get there well I already took the that’s a that’s

A fair enough response there’s a there’s a lot of people out there that’s reasonable to think that way what what nothing okay nothing nothing important iron shovel yeah yeah well Sam you’ll get the message in just a second okay this creeper almost blew up the

Rail all right I got my bow still Sam what were you using all the colored wool for or did you just color them for fun I say for fun I found a mine cart oh D you son of a [ __ ] understood uh no that’s actually just not true

Eric you can threaten to unfollow at this point I really don’t care hi Evan bye Evan I just got a trophy called on a rail nice good job I’m going to get my stuff oh I don’t want just Unbreaking three um well the way you can get the

Higher up ones is if you uh combine them can find them too but combining I think is the easiest thing I mean having a diamond sword that’s Unbreaking is totally fine but you know I thought it would have got a bit more out of it you should get yeah you should definitely

Have Ming on that you should get mending on that dude yeah for sure is it I’m here so yeah um okay so it’s the fourth colum I see that by zombies and what do I just go to the Anvil put the sword in put the book

In yes the Anvil because that will keep the enchantment yeah and now I have Unbreaking three and mending one sweet now it will never as long as getting XP don’t never lose it yes sir go good work on this rail man oh God damn it protection efficiency and pay

Loyalty you guys get any like sharpness BS ever you should use those I know and you added added some stuff to make it functional well yeah but sure that’s why not I want you to know that I um don’t hate you as much anymore because it was a nice nice

Ride you don’t oh okay got it I did because I was bringing you this cart oh I still hate you a lot so I want you to know that well I’m sorry feel that way but yeah I’m not going to return those feelings okay okay Eric take it easy buddy thanks

For joining us all right take it easy man I’m coming I want the world to know oh my God here we go okay okay get all my stuff I’m playing the horror music just listen to it it’s awful do it to it man do do what your heart

Okay this bow I’m want this bow ate some fish huh God damn I keep losing things and I don’t know where I lost them yes what are you will uh just making an Arsenal mhm I may have used a couple of your mending books that’s okay that’s what I

Got them for I have the three that are mine you’re Queen M and what did you put it on by the way I just want to put it on pickaxe a sword and a bow yeah that’s what I’m going to do literally sick and I stole one of

Your uh your bows in here that was really good that’s fine I I’m okay leaving letting other people use it my little chest over there I just set aside for myself right right right makes sense to me oh my God I’ll be right back love that okay boy Power flame break this [ __ ]

Sword oh my oh ow you okay yeah I just took oh my God I think I accidentally started going backwards on the rail did you yeah cuz I’m almost back to the freaking mountain biome oh no you can hear the music outside it is awful oh do you have your horror disc in

Yeah I need to stop that that’s going back in the chest you’re going to bury that bury that in the yard like a dog it’s creepy music yeah and there’s one that’s a broken disc one that’s supposed to be creepy but that one that one has just happened

To be a creepy one you found oh I’m coming up want the world to know yeah none of this is worth the levels oh let’s just see what kind of books we have ooh looting not sure what protection would this is a weird book it has protection but also

Efficiency I don’t it’s like you would put protection on Armor but you would use efficiency on a tool oh that’s OD that’s B Bongo okay okay Okie doie maybe I’ll go Ow Evan how’s your Mountain Adventure going well I was just trying to get this mine cart to Sam and then I and then I didn’t realize when I got back to the house and I’ve done it twice now oh no oh no uh where are all of the arrows did you take

Them all well oh I made a bunch um make in fact I let’s see how this goes I’ve only taken the ones I’ve made or with materials inside the chest I guess technically what the [ __ ] is has this been here this whole time H what I don’t know there’s a

Little like hole in front of our house like a crater that I guess I just never noticed maybe I I think literally I’ve just never walked this way in front of our house chicken give me a feathers yeah I realized what happened there’s a mine cart in the middle of the tracks that

Pushed me back so I wasn’t looking at the screen oh that makes sense chicken is that a baby it’s a baby that didn’t even give me a nugget a nugget yeah a chicken nugget from killing a baby chick oh oh yeah you you can’t get anything from them I just

Wanted I just making a joke okay it would be funny though if killing like a baby chicken gave you a little nugget I guess it’s a little nugget do you not not like chicken nuggets Molly um depends on where they’re from name a place you would eat chicken nuggets from

McDonald’s okay all right I thought that was going to be like the no one that’s like those are like the bog standard chicken nuggets of all time what it’s just normal chicken nuggets I thought you were going to say like you need like fancy chicken nuggets no the ones that are like bread

Especially the ones that we used to get in like high school I don’t like those those did have like weird breading they were like soggy breading it was kind of weird well I just prefer the fried ones too cuz you know fried fried’s better it tastes better it’s not healthier but it tastes

Better I know exactly what you’re about well thank you yeah we could have gotten some good chicken today but we we couldn’t because of various circumstances come here piggy come here piggy how do you get just regular ass seeds again do you just literally break up the it’s breaking grass

Yeah yeah because it’s just like I don’t want to keep using our we don’t have that much excess so I’m just going to yeah I’m pretty sure it’s just grass is what gives you seeds like yeah just seeds normal seeds yeah just normal seeds yeah it’s grass okay

Which I I discovered by breaking a bunch of grass just to make sure I was right it’s okay definitely seems kind of rare I think you maybe it’s also when you just break up dirt I could imagine especially if that Dirt has you know a bunch of

Grass on it yeah let me grab a sh how many do you need I need the feathers and then oh so you’re trying to lure chickens in you’re trying to call a bunch of chickens at one time no I’m just going to well yeah the ones we have all right so you’re going

To you’re going to feed the chickens get them to breed so we can have more chickens to kill got it well and mostly I just want arrows oh oh Sam uh oh will what Sam needs to kill this baby chicken I’m back oh oh this out it’s dead was swimming in your

P well he could he could have roamed free come on cat I was wondering where you are enchanted that one’s Enchanted going to name it tronald Trump tronald trump tronald drump oh oh Donald dump Donald [Laughter] dump I don’t know how I was making that noise you you turned into Seth Rogan

Dude I don’t know oh where’s a where’s another adult chicken what the hell it’s all babies cuz I hold them oh oh you need the um um you need that’s a bad look no it’s a good thing Maya’s not here she’d be real upset about that well you know what may is not

Here as you just so she don’t as as previously stated yes she will find out also that’s Molly’s house so she can do whatever she wants hell yeah she I guess Molly you left a hole in the cavern right here hole in my heart cover say I’m not

Funny well okay thank you good thing I was here to pick up that one piece of dirt cover it up owner of a holy heart I forgot how to sleep for a half second too why am I in the sky it’s a map I’m not in the sky it’s the map it’s

The map wall it’s the map oh my God a lot just happened that scared the [ __ ] out of me I’m not going to lie you good man yep I’m as good as I can be you need go change maybe the garden is pretty small we could probably make

Or yeah it would’t be a bad idea to expand the garden yeah here’s Johnny do you mind fam this is you kind of your I mean what would he how would we expand it there’s like nowhere to go with it so so I wouldn’t expand it but I would

Relegate this to like only one or two things and then make a new Garden for oh I see oops uh it’s up to you I can just make a new garden and leave this one alone yeah I mean I mind a little bit this took me

A long time yeah then I’ll just leave I’ll just make a new Garden buddy no worries I I did I did uh Harvest a little bit here though since need to start burning some of these Saddles sorry what were you saying you can go throw them in the garbage disposal if you

Want he doesn’t want to do it he just wants to complain about it listen I didn’t get them so it’s not my right to burn them but I’m just saying [ __ ] hell Sam can I wait oh I was scared for a second oh hey did you just hit me

No [ __ ] no I was going to ask you which seeds do you care about less but you know what now I’m just taking some just take them just can’t get away with that just take Sam seeds you know what I will I’m just taking them now do it yeah you teach him

A lesson for acting out do it Molly I love you why that was really bad are you serious I’m sorry oh oh no oh Sam I just wna I’m I’m I just want to say I would be way more pissed if I was trying to increase my XP to you

Know you know actually enchant things by sheer luck of God I was not but well I want you to know that I was entirely thinking about that when I took the shot yep and I chose to do it and I egged him on too to be fair Sam we need to get a

Bunker why I love you a going on why is there a war going on she’s going to [ __ ] kill me she’s going to actually kill me guys oh my God Rest in Peace those two are in war so might need a bu I’m not sure if she’s still chasing

Me well you see you see will you see Evan I’m I’m Switzerland in this situation F she’s still chasing me guys yeah that’s why you and I need a bunker cuz I cuz I egged will on to do it but I didn’t oh my God I see them getting I

See them chasing [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] run will run I’m I’m [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] run oh she’s got a that’s what you get that’s what you get it’s true that’s what I get Now give me my stuff back I was so nice you all The Mending books that I

Worked so hard on true it’s very true I’m sorry come on Billy come on Billy let’s go fam yeah yeah something was hitting me and I think I know what it wasn’t nothing was hitting you sure about that I don’t know were you getting you where were you getting hit from

Okay I I shot you that was a fell from your no where were you getting hit from I don’t know okay I’m killing you now what the fu you’re that’s it you’re dead the [ __ ] I like that reasoning I love that reasoning I’m completely innocent Molly I think you have all my

Armor gas boy run you have stest gas EV Evan Evan protect me Evan protect me where are you you [ __ ] I gotta go I gotta go can I have my armor back okay hold on hold on kill Sam and then give me my armor you’ll never

You’ll never catch me in the rail car [ __ ] I can kill him first oh you can kill him yeah as long as I yeah as long as you got it it’s fine yeah as long as will gets his stuff back you can do I still got all my

Important stuff okay hold on let me get let me get your your other stuff you no you’re fine go kill Sam go kill Sam it’s no you will not get me is he on the car do I need I’ve retreated I’ve retreated to a rail car you’ll never get me you’ll

Never get me I see wor the snow has him now listen I’m not I’m not involved in this leave me and my cat alone yeah Evan hasn’t hurt anyone he’s been an innocent boy in all this that was that time he was pelting you with snowballs but that doesn’t damage you

They were harmless well where are you I above you I’m out of snowballs now there’s no more snowballs at the house oh oh I retreated thank God she gave up she gave up don’t worry Molly I’ll one shot Sam when he gets back thank you oh I’ll never come

Back I’m I’m living I’m living in the other house now yep I’m gone I’m out going out for milk Sam take your lumps in the game or you take them in real life this is Choice what I take my LS uh listen here string ban I’ll break you in half bring it

On what did you say about my people about about your penis come find me [ __ ] I’m you got come find me you’re the one that wants me dad you’re bring that you would sorry about that yeah I I’ll cough on you and give you co no I’m

Kidding I don’t I probably don’t have it got cough on both Fist and add poison damage to his attacks yeah wow that’s a lot of wolves holy [ __ ] oh no he’s going to train a pack of wolves mly so if you attack him they’ll attack you I’m out here I’m going to get

Raised by the Wolves but it’s okay I know in Sam’s track records a lot of those wolves are going to fall down Cliffs they’re they’re going to die those wolves going to it’s it’s going to be it’s Sam can make some new wolves friends and I can very

Much go cruela deil on his ass what the [ __ ] she’ll turn all the dogs no she’ll turn you into a fur coat why did Disney try to turn Corell DeVille into a girl Boss by like that the actual like worse one who uses animal the person that’s like yeah I

Want to skin doll naations and make them a coat uh yeah no and then they had this really dumb backstory where her mom gets murdered by two pairs of d by two Dalmations to try and justify this horrific personality choice later in life God it’s so painful it’s like [ __ ]

You Disney well she never said that it’s not like uh you know singing kill my grandma no she never said it in the orig she never said it in the original but she but in the in the like liveaction one with Emma Stone I know what you’re talking about

Yeah but yeah I don’t know where the [ __ ] they got it from I like that movie I mean it wasn’t the best movie I’ve ever seen but it was nice do you like the movie or do you like Emma Stone um I like the movie I I don’t I I see em a

Stone around Molly where are you I just want to talk Molly will just want to talk to you don’t just you can’t give Molly too much credit she doesn’t know who Emma Stone is that’s fair I’m like trying to think of another movie and like Molly hasn’t

Seen that Molly hasn’t seen that Molly hasn’t seen that where Emma Stone is in them but I like me thinking them right now I honestly she like peaked in like 2012 and then yeah I mean she’s been like she’s like stayed relevant for the most part like

She was in la la land right yeah but it’s like Zombie Land and then like Spider-Man one and two like her yeah Amazing Spider-Man one and two were like her uh her biggest things that people remember her by I think yeah and and la la Lance uh she was in a bunch of

Comedies people liked her in super bad and that oh yeah she did a lot of lot of comedies at the start she’s in that one n the curse with Nathan uh Nathan for you guy oh yeah which I can’t tell if it’s another social experiment show or an actual like show this

Time who knows it’s hard to tell with with with Nathan for you hello hi hello into the purple of your eyes what what are you doing with the dirt um I’m making some new land for farming she’s going to bury me yeah this whole plot wouldn’t is not a bad spot

Hell even underneath the uh the nether portal isn’t a bad area y stand in your way I’m coming up I don’t want to go to the Nether world anymore it is not C mood that is awful that is actually awful it’s a sad time a cow what the

[ __ ] there’s a zombie underneath our farm in a little dark pocket oh God they do do that yeah they’ll they’ll spawn wherever there’s Darkness like mobs will spawn yeah there’s a spider in here too if it if it’s like a closed off area they won’t be able to get to you so it

Doesn’t matter yeah no they’re like yeah there’s just a [ __ ] ton of like mobs stuck down here yeah okay oh whatever I’m going to close their window to the outside world now oh no they’re gone they’re gone now they’re going to suffocate them there cuz there ain’t no O2

Oh wait they’re already dead spiders need to breathe don’t they yeah I think so I don’t know though they do live in caves some spiders oops God damn it get over here do you use a sword to break a box yeah I just watched that hi she’s going to stab [Laughter]

You wa we can talk about this Molly I love you how did he get away from you she gave up she just hit me once that’s I just say the word Molly you get the one for hitting me randomly while I was was working on killing

Well but you [ __ ] with me again magic Arrow Sam magic Arrow will why are you defending her she killed you and he killed me earlier on the street why does this why did this turn around against me oh it’s not against you it’s just funny for

Me I would like try and shoot you and I’d kill like three different animals yeah probably all I’m saying is don’t dish it out if you can’t take it oh I ran away you just didn’t want to chase you’re a terrible Hunter all right come here Sam okay I’m

Right here come get me got a diamond sword careful you got to you got to you got to try to get me where am I where are you going all right come on Face Off on the tower let’s go up here yeah I need watch a Star Wars style yeah

Yeah this is kind of like the Death Star run if you if you like angle it right yeah true going up the ladder true I wish I could jump over fences it’s annoying that they’re 1.5 High I know that ruins the point of a fence but like why is there just a hole

In here that was for her gravel thing where she’d like make a stock stock of it and then break it down oh that that scared me it is pretty you have a block it’s not going to match oh it’s the Netherrack yeah it looks like a hurt

Block it looks like the cement’s in pain like yeah yeah yeah it’s crying okay you just got back from Dollar Tree you needed some snacks welcome back Eric welcome back did you unfollow us it’s fine if you did but it was just funny what the [ __ ] m Molly are you

Coming up to do this final battle um I was farming up a storm what if I close my eyes and spin in a circle and then shoot me no hang on hang on hang on okay okay yeah you can’t be looking at me when you do I’m not my

Eyes are shut my eyes are shut okay I I don’t even know where I’m looking right now it’s really funny I don’t even know where I’m looking I’m in the ground I saw I saw like a well it it was like oh I’m listening I’m listening

Listening no am I up this time you’re up yeah you’re up it’s kind of scary actually my God that into the sun um but but will it was like this it was like you you were like am all right all right all right I’m spinning I’m I’m I’m going

I’m going all right all right I’m going to I’m going to fire just like so perfect it was just it was just slow slowly maturely just turning looking at the ground and then you’re spinning in place I don’t think she’s coming brother I don’t I don’t think she is I

Think she lied to me I feel up there we were going to do our final battle we’re going to have an epic showdown with Mr Coke okay you know what stay up there I just want to dump my stuff because I really don’t feel like

Um having to lose things again no I feel you yeah that’s fair I’m gonna commit to the bit and lose all my [ __ ] but but I understand what you’re saying thank you the Epic final battle will I really don’t like when you do that it gives me

A lot of anxiety I want you to know that I’m going to do it one or two more times this is one of the two times he’s spinning in place with his eyes closed oh my God that was that was close to me I didn’t like that he’s

Spinning in place with his eyes closed let me get a feel for it you can’t move let me get a feel for it okay I’ll I’ll stay I’ll stay in place wait up here you can stay okay yeah yeah you guys can fight you guys can fight and I’ll do this while you

Fight ah I have I have the high I have The High Ground [ __ ] oh my God didn’t give her a chance she like came with she was so out and ready I like how you just went over and slurped up her experience like a [ __ ] jawbreaker but left all her items I went

Yeah I’m underg her [ __ ] she’s so mad she’s so mad High [Laughter] Ground that’s Evil all right will will I need you to do something for me just uh I’m not I’m running away I’m running away she’s so mad she’s ow that was a good shot that was a good shot all right

That she’s she’s so bad Molly all your stuff is still up here I I will not I will not hit you off the bridge I will look in the corner like The Blair Witch yep yep Molly I’ll I’ll give you all of my arrows here you go there’s there’s

There’s there’s more arrows while on a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you oh god oh [ __ ] I’m looking away oh [ __ ] oh God I’m so [ __ ] scared right now I’m so [ __ ] scared Sam good luck buddy I didn’t believe before but I believe now com I

Believe now I didn’t believe before but I believe now please don’t kill me I’m so scared do you have fire arrows oh my God okay where is she is she talking or not talking no she’s not talking she say I was hoping it wasn’t she’s silent she’s

Silent and pissed where did she go God I don’t know I don’t know I lost track of her where did she uh oh she went into a blind Rage with you guys oh my God there’s a zombie coming up on me Sam where are you I I jumped down I

Jumped down to the bottom you by the house no I I fell off the bridge I jumped off the bridge okay where the [ __ ] is she oh there’s there’s will did she just like walk away did she say no she might have I thought oh there’s a witch there’s a witch witch

There’s a witch let’s kill the witch she spawned that witch and it ran away yeah there’s a witch there’s a witch Little W get away from her you [ __ ] Molly she’s on the hunt man she’s craving right now I know should have cast in Molly in the new movie instead of Aaron Taylor

Johnson yeah there we go that would have been a better pick honestly straight up spider what M i’ I’d watch a movie starring you there was an arrow that came from out of nowhere what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there she is oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she came out of nowhere oh

[ __ ] I’m so scared she’s being attacked by zombies I got to back her up Molly Molly oh she’s she’s just there’s a black cat oh it’s a rabbit wait fire I’m fire ow my ass Molly Molly I love you you’re my friend and I love you I I think you’ll

Get her love when you die I know that’s it that’s the only way that’s the only way this ends I love you trying to make a [Laughter] wall was great good job Molly well done you did it Molly you did it you you’ve you’ve re earned your uh your keep I don’t

Know D yeah Evan your cat went outside get out of the oh you’re side okay yeah I know she was just sitting out there gotcha what did you what did you say Molly Sam you weren’t going to make it out of this chapter live no yeah I was

Done for I was done for the moment I the mo the moment I hit you off the building twice well I did it once and then I hit you off the building I killed you and then I hit you up the building later but yeah yeah you

Good man me no I’m having a skitso episode it’s fine oh that’s hot I do have Arrow flaming arrows and it’s awesome it was pretty cool seeing that from the side excuse me Traer hold still trade it see seeing it perspective of your of your friend getting killed it was pretty

Cool yeah it was very cool yeah that’s good I’m glad I could be of entertainment to you and also found of here need some water need some water you dehydrated some water word who me yeah you you need a Brisk that’ll take you a week to finish

Yeah never forget the [ __ ] brisk it was just really funny that you know sent a picture a week later mhm finally finished it did you say something M I think you cut out a bit I had to show you I finished it’s true you did have to show us you

Finished I feel like I’ve like been extremely unproductive this stream I feel like we’ve been productive but it feels like we’ve been unproductive just because of like how Intense or how slow it felt doing the [ __ ] in the nether felt yeah yeah you made that giant

Bridge in the nether same you did that is some good [ __ ] and then we got we got some good mining done we got a lot more diamonds now some iron Molly’s working on a new Farm she did all The Mending [ __ ] with the bows and the and the and the swords

And the and the pickaxes um why are we wrapping up soon or something what no I was just I was just saying I mean we can wrap up whenever you guys want yeah we usually go till about midnight it’s 11:52 right now yeah is Mom in the middle of a project I do

Kind of want to finish my farm so I can make more arrows do you want more all right once you’re done with your farm then that can be our end point sure yeah what you need water like in game water not actual water oh you’re right you can just take it from

There I see you I see you all right Sam you and me what what are we doing oh boy we’re doing this for 20 minutes Yep this time my eyes are open oh that’s not fair no it’s not close your eyes right now put a bind pH on I

Haven’t killed Evan this stream yet yeah do it to Evan do it to I’m not doing I’m fishing and getting experience please don’t kill do it do it to Evan kill him I don’t even know where you are actually please don’t I’m trying to I’m

Not going to kill you I’m not going to kill H yeah yeah let’s let’s let’s respect the experience grind I’m not going to kill anyone on purpose his begging does kind of make me want to kill him though oh [ __ ] my dick uh oh that sounds

Painful yeah I don’t I really don’t know where Evan is I don’t know either is are you down by the lake Evan I can’t talk right now no you can talk and be attacked at the same time we can help you no I cannot not with a trident I see him he’s right

There he’s right there let’s save him this guy with a trident there was yeah he killed him oh is it a drer yeah oh I really want to get a trident but those are so hard to get what did Trident do for you them they’re just yeah you’re right they’re

Rare throw them oh do they come back but then once you get a yeah they’re they’re like bows except for they don’t have Arrows with them you just throw them well you need to get to get them to come back on their own you would need an

Enchantment oh and you can do like stuff where you can like use it as like a propeller in the water and zip through the water with them it’s pretty nuts like Aquaman oh I want to be Aquaman did that movie ever come out I think it’s it comes out the

22nd I think oh okay they’re like people really want to see it for Christmas so you know yeah yeah sure we should make a diamond hole just for funsies oh that’d be funny ha my diamond hole Diamond hole my diamond hole I’ll name her Emerald

Oh no B funny big just to be different yo what up Trader oh bu [ __ ] what you got for me you have you have nothing you have a bucket of lava that’s all you have all right time to die no that’s not even a bucket of lava it’s a tropical

Fish oh well that’s even more worthless I thought like saplings and in a [ __ ] fish in a bucket God damn you just steal his llamas again if you really want he had n it was just him is lava supposed to got killed I think Molly said earlier one of them died for sure

What no that’s a new one there was a new traiter there that had two llamas last time I knew what he dead he gone hey Sam you want my bone bro your bone yeah oh yeah give me that bone baby get on over here bro I’m coming I got

This cow lassoed up oh hell yeah that is a that’s a real party yep that’s [ __ ] my cat your cow my bone hell yeah brother that’s [ __ ] bow Vine I got right here all right hit it hit me up reming an actual Pig all right get boned

Bro thanks for the boning appreciate it was a good Quicky man it was good [ __ ] it’s good [ __ ] I’m glad you brought that witness yep and then I killed it oh sweet that’s only let him know for so long just don’t kill my cat I won’t this time oh my God

He’s a [ __ ] Maniac she was looking away I promise he’s a maniac I have an uneven number of seeds that’s not okay it is so nice having this cat cuz I don’t have to worry about Creepers yeah yeah that is nice you haven’t had to deal with that

Horror yeah it’s all your hands are clean of it there should be like a a con to it though like like it keeps creepers away way but since witches likes cats more witches just show up all the time oh God wait what the heck why isn’t

It what’s wrong um oh no no I don’t need a shovel for that I need the hoe for to oh you’re trying to till it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah um okay yeah wrong wrong tool for that you need me to bring there should be there should be a bunch of

Hoes around yeah there are but you know how Sam is he likes to leave his H wherever he wants yeah I made a chicken ory again oh sick you better write Maya and let her know write her L for letter wait what seeds do you use normal grass seeds that

I went and got picked up yeah grass seeds breed chickens wheat will breed cows and sheep and then carrots will breed pigs well actually any will do it for chickens I believe Sam I think you mean Donuts will breed pigs what breeds what breeds horses I think hay I think it is hay

Yeah yeah I know I think you’re right I know apples heal but yeah gosh I’m not going to have enough seeds for this actually well I might just use potatoes and carrots for now potatoes and carrots and do what you will Queen do what you the only literally the

Only reason I’m doing this is to make it easier to get more seeds you’re making a grass Farm kind of yeah she’s farming that their grass it’s legal now now will this Farm is rough like it’s good but it’s also my same time it’s like I’m

Going to go kill some chickens get some feathers and it’s like I might hit everything else in this farm so um will yeah I just need you to know if you’re going to criticize somebody’s Farm you better build your own so that you can one Jesus my only criticism is that there’s

A lot of animals in the same spot okay yep it’s still a nice farm and it’s good to have with all our colorful beautiful Sho all right sounds good Evan you done getting experience no all right let me know when you do I’ll never be done why has killing our friends just

Become a thing now because it’s Minecraft and it’s some point you got to grief your friends I suppose oh the kitty oh no kitty stay in oh yeah she likes to play with those doors oh there’s a zombo I saved your cat you owe me a life Evan yeah man although it wasn’t

Necessary threw an egg at you although it wasn’t necessary that I appreciate you dying on the hill of Defending Farm Defending Your Farm yeah hey I built that wall around it remember yeah Sam he wasn’t Defending Your farm he was defending his part of f no he was

Defending oh his part of the I’m defending my wall not your farm that farm ain’t red it is not our farm that that you didn’t you didn’t help with the Animal Farm building I did all that oh the animal farm was I was defending that that’s what he was talking about

Yes oh uh never mind oh my god oh you [ __ ] there’s a reason I said the animals in it my bad will I don’t think you need to apologize to me right now y damn it got to fix that 360 no scope okay okay I’m our house from below looks

Like a Burger King Play Place hell yeah yeah man that is what’s up at BK have it your way you know at BK have it you’re gay that was a real one just let it out on the mic you’re on to me it’s okay I’m bouncing all right I’m coming

I’m coming I don’t know what people are doing but I’m coming you want to go oh [ __ ] you guys what holy sh there’s a congregation down there she was fighting no I oh wait wait care careful careful I actually am not g to try and Sam Sam oh my God Sam oh my

God um Sam I think uh he might be looking for some retribution there there gway accept that was an actual accident goam he’s coming he’s thinking about it he’s pacing back and forth he’s thinking about it you can you can see it in his tiny little itty bitty eyes about what

He’s going to do I I would rather she just finish the farm so we can be done you were like I was really trying to a wow that’s a lot yeah I’m going to start killing them with the power of friendship and this gun I found I will defend us oh and uh

My hoe just broke no not the hoe that’s what man we needed that diamond hoe no nobody want make diamond hole I actually really sorry the [ __ ] is eating like spaghetti right now I I’m eating okay he’s earned it he has earned it he took a shot to the back

Of the head took a shot to the back of the head Wills insulted my farm Evan insulted your farm no you did don’t even no I didn’t Chicken chicken chicken Jesus Christ oh God come here come here it’s okay it’s okay girl it’s okay quick and painless quick and painless what oh oh you’re doing the thing it’s all good quick and painless she laid an egg right before she died she know all right I just killed all our babies

Didn’t matter there we go all righty got 12 more feathers so we have 30 feathers now oh you making trees Sam I put one down we actually do like need wood we are very low yeah we got a lot of trees around us though like we can that’s true

But having them like strategically like planted for like harvesting is not right someone take a bucket from one of the furnaces oh no they’re all right there sure well did you take a bucket from one of the furnaces uh if I did it’s somewhere lost now uh oh guys need a

Bucket for the lava just check in the um chest where food needs to be cooked and they’re stuck in there I already did it oh yay y I just opened up one of the furnaces cuz I was going to put food in it mhm and then it was just

Gone did a glitch oh it was just gone don’t know how don’t know where don’t know why but it was gone oh God damn it God damn it God damn it God damn it lot of cooked salmon plenty of cookies s made last time good chunk of pork

Chops steak we got food definitely not hurting on food oh we will have lots of food after this oh yeah M’s gonna do her other killing spray of chickens yeah well right now I’m just planting stuff down to have it like all have something in it but eventually this will all be

Wheat or a lot of it will be yeah so you can make more cakes um no not really actually Molly I screwed up do you have the hoe oh I fell on a plan I hear and I did another one just ho that and ho that

Okay um oh there’s one here too oh that one I did not fall on so I don’t know how that happened I got some seeds one thing that um is helpful is putting PL W wood planks over the water so you don’t go directly into the water let me do that really quick

Okay you sound like you’re not happy that it’s seriously it’ll take me two seconds okay thank you oh hey a juke box oh you can’t enchant Shields yeah well there’s nothing well I guess you could put protection on them do something give yourself a little more defense yeah but I guess Shields

Already work pretty well so yeah you should be able I feel like you should be able to though you know it’s one of those things that make sense yeah because you can for like armor so like why not with shields yeah next update time to

Vote you you can get like Thorn on your armor and stuff and then if mobs hit you they’ll get damaged yeah more Diamond how how much stuff does it take to make a full set of armor let’s see um oh my [ __ ] you it takes Tak

27 diamonds to make a full set of armor okay as soon as I sat my cat down in the house a [ __ ] creeper came up to me damn damn it D I want to pull on your little nubby legs Nubs no follow me okay oh God damn

It you got to be so careful when you place things follow me all the way I’m going Sam I trust you with every cell in my body okay I meant to shut it I shot an arrow we’re almost there it’s okay oh you [ __ ] oh my god I’ve only jumped off

This like 10 times in the last 20 minutes yep y so so will yeah look look me in the eyes I am and I want you to say that to me again that I trust you every cell of my body or that I’ve jumped off this thing

Like 50 times in the last 10 minutes no that you pull pull on my Nubs I want to pull on your Nubs yeah okay that’s a nice little gaping [ __ ] you got there too nice I want I wanted to commit suicide you tring Sam are you good down

There yeah don’t move okay I think I think I could finish what you started okay and me he wants to see your [ __ ] rest in peace Molly you got to hurry up we’re getting we’re getting delusional over here this is the this is the episode of people killing themselves

All can you join no man we’re we’re not playing too much longer no we’re we’re we’re literally just waiting on someone to finish a task yeah a creeper BW fine this is my greatest show yeah look look at me your hair is black but I feel like you got a little

Darker that’s I think the haircut I picked is not the same as it as it was before um your sword’s floating in the water here oh thank you MH thank you canle mhm my armor keeps taking horrendous beatings from the abuse yep you guys also have specific spots that

You like to keep your items um like what like I always keep my sword on the far left of my toolbar and my torch is on the far right uh yeah I’m saying well yeah uh yeah I don’t usually have a specific spot unless I’m like planning like

Planning a certain thing to do yeah same it can fluctuate um but I do like to keep you know like if I’m like you know doing one thing I keep the most relevant items closer than normal yeah makes sense Molly hand me some of the wood so

I can help you finish this okay hold on oh that was awful I’m sorry got me some of the wood so I can make a a spear impale myself on you me are you okay though you gave me a singular wood Molly yeah you yeah I’m

Fine why are you putting wood in between the water so that you don’t fall in the water and you can walk on the planks I know but this side of the garden doesn’t have any water wait what over here here there’s no water on this side of the the garden no

Water or is it underneath the wood it’s underneath it’s underneath okay all right I understand it it just prevents the issue of um you know you drop down on the W on the plants and then you have to reho it no I I I Now understand you

That’s very pretty just I know you could do this until I watched a video so okay we can go thank you little flag all right everyone byebye we’re ending stream now uh thanks for joining