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Who has the longest legs? Why fire? Because of ham sausage, a tasty treasure. Why do foxes often wrestle? Because the fox is cunning, a clever measure. What sea without borders? The sea of bitterness, why? Because the sea of bitterness is boundless, a vast pleasure. Who has the most time to eat salt? Why? Because salt is salty, a true measure.
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