Minecraft – MERLIN THE WIZARD! – Disney Adventure!

Mmm this money is looking fabulous Sasha did you see it what are you doing yep I’m sad you’re supposed to get your beauty sleep I already got enough beauty sleep now jumping on the bed are you jumping or just enjoy stop don’t hit me I you’re a superior see all this money

You know allowed to hit me because I’m rich we all Matt stop it do it anyway you need to get your beauty sleep so when I sell you off to the guy you look you look in mint condition you have to be admitted only good enough already

Sale no you’ll put on more makeup put on more makeup I don’t want to be a clown Sam well that’s that’s what whoa what was your husband’s name I forgot name Oh something stupid something stupid you don’t even remember your own husband’s name well he said he

Likes clowns so I want some grease you know that doesn’t surprise me at all I want big floppy shoes now big floppy shoes lots of Khan makeup I think that’s that’s definitely what he’s gonna want on his lovely bride-to-be so I’m gonna be sitting here I’m gonna be counting

Honestly is that Pinocchio I think that gives hey would it I thought I thought he wasn’t allowed to come inside I thought he was supposed to be outside are you disobeying Geppetto I thought he told you you guys sleep outside coz we took your room well you all because

Sookie you gotta keep it on the down-low what is it Oh what is it he’s got a little secret I have a super secret mission I need to do Oh super secret super secret it was super secret why are you telling us I don’t want to go alone

Can you follow me his smiley face oh he’s so keen oh yeah what look I’ll kill you he is cute but I got all this money to count now that let’s go okay fine fine I’ll come with cuz I have to make sure you don’t get hurt because if I was

Selling you off I don’t want any scars on you or anything like that let’s go okay okay it’s impress in searcy / manly I am very manly that is true God I’m see Pinocchio’s going from okay now here’s more of a man than you we have to be very careful though

Pinocchio because those heartless are about if the Heartless catch us dangerous to be close the door we need close the door behind us sighs oh God you gotta close the door behind us with the Heartless get inside and then they killed Geppetto in his sleep maybe that’s a Pinocchio want know you’re the

One who left the door open maybe that’s what you want subconsciously no I just saw I just saw what I just saw what do I wear where I ran across the street I sought for a glimpse maybe I’m see see see Oh it to be careful don’t you hide

Pinocchio line no it’s you fine it’s not fine he’s just like it’s fine oh my god oh he’s is running okay well they haven’t seen us yet I like how he’s a skipping he likes to skip about like he’s so oh yeah look how cute he is

Um you’re Pinocchio would you have a torch because it’s very hard to see at night can you give me a torch that doesn’t have a torch there’s so many see in that room I don’t have one well well I I left my my torch inside ok whatever

We’re just gonna have to go without a torch great so now we’re just going at you see is so dark but it’ll be fine it’ll be fine this is so spooky look at the woods and we’re so close to the castle what is that castle do you know what I think

About that castle look at that so spooky make your little legs let’s don’t see us the casts I don’t know anything okay we’re falling of little wooden boy who’s Camuto no a clueless through dark and spooky woods to go on a mission what have we gotten us into does he even

Know what the mission is gee what is the mission Pinocchio he knows what the mission is okay secret is secret you think you would have told this by now it’s a secret Sasha you don’t spoil secrets do you that’s rude that’s your disk I mean maybe if you’re

Going through a dark forest you might give us a hint it is rude see it is rude why you’re rude first you leave the door open and try to kill Geppetto now yes now you’re trying to you know Oh spoil off his secrets it was an

Accident the door was an axe that’s what they do you want to know the secret that’s what they all say it was just an accident that’s what my dad lies when he ran over his wife okay what what what nothing that doesn’t sound like an accident

It was an accident that’s what my dad said where does it you does is very honest man honest man it is this little house went into someone’s house is a nice little cottage he just like yeah it’s cute okay lives here but there’s an old man

In there I think I saw someone a wizard wit oh heck yeah oh yes yes Merlin is Merlin oh he’s reading is reading something so fascinating what is he doing always look he’s doing stuff doing some fascinating stuff no this is interesting hello mr. Merlin some nice googly glasses

Oh hello laughing what are you reading there Merlin I mean the into my soul whew that’s that’s pretty deep let me close this Thoresen marvelous come in I knew you were coming but you’re late wait you knew that we would be here we’ve never really met you before I know

We’re gonna be here I know because it was a secret you have no idea what’s going on I guess this is my secret the future oh well I should do it I should do a wizard II voice should do wizardy voice I can see the future obviously does that

Sound like a wizard that sounds like a pretty good wizard that’s it obviously it’s kind of old kids got a beard yeah yeah so what what are you Oh friends yes right Pinocchio’s friends I guess oh he’s checking you heal it’s getting real I feel uncomfortable but you feel

Uncomfortable when old men get in your face what an interesting specimen you’re getting real close to you um thanks something’s off ish see you should have put on the clown makeup that’s what I said earlier would with the clown makeup look better and hair what is very judgmental it’s being very judgmental hmm

I think my hair looks good so anyways that old man’s actually not very nice your hair looks lovely thanks Sam’s oh come in sit I’m not gonna forget that your your way really yeah yeah really holding grudges yeah I’m holding grudges weird bird Pinocchio go listen I thought down we’re gonna

Have some tea have some tea Oh Morty Morty this reminds me a dose 20 of a certain bad conversation that we had with a certain somebody yeah this is a bit Oh what there’s a bird there’s he’s got a bird flying around oh I made it myself I’m scared to drink this tea

Especially know what’s gonna happen if I drinking especially because he made it himself zips up in out here definitely antic you should be drinking that food okay Oh Pinocchio it’s got somebody’s gonna tell Pinocchio what is what is that bird it’s a cool girls kind of lookin to you

It’s looking me right in the eyes I know it looks like it might have found some um whereabouts of King Mickey I am just the bird wait you did I am a fine owl to you wait is the is the yellow as you’re talking to me the birds talking if I

Bertie hitting hi Betty huh um yes he could be trapped in an alternate dimension so Mickey Mouse could be trapped in an alternate dimension and he’s the king yes that is Archimedes and that’s your bird and that’s your bird or Archimedes but more importantly what is up with the whole Mickey thing being

Trapped in an alternate dimension what is that an alter all commit dimension Tokyo cannot see those two bigger words a Nokia alternate dimension my boy you tried he tried his very best he doesn’t he doesn’t understand those words I think you can tell him it’s turns for us Merlin yeah we nice

Kenickie I forgotten you can barely speak you half-wit everyone so mean to him everyone is I think everyone is just mean in general oh I forgotten you can barely speak over here I said that I’m just a boy well anyways anyways what’s happening here what this is this is normal it’s normal

This this is what happening about this is normal this is what happens when you don’t get married to the guy I tell you to get married to this is your fault take my team you just get drink your tea and keep quiet drink my tea and keep quiet oh where was

I Oh King Mickey so King King Mickey what’s up with King Mickey King Bill King Mickey I have a map somewhere but first I have to go I have to get to clean he’s got he’s gonna clean up his Highgate clean so he’s got

A map to King Mickey and we have to find King Mickey and he’s Mickey’s in an alternate dimension is that an alternate dimension that sounds like a lot of work that is a lot of work and we’re very lazy people I’d rather just so late the

Easy way to success he’s got it he’s got to a spell he’s looking for a spell not there either he’s looking for a spell to clean the house so he can find the map is that what you’re doing he’s just doing his own thing he’s good Eureka oh

No way he’s got something he’s got some sounds promising he’s got some I found the spell or maybe set back he’s good to a spot oh my back in the way of a wizard’s spell if that thing goes wrong you might have the green face cuff hikky dis

Figitus oh oh look at it go look at it go whoa what’s happening what’s happening what’s happening and it and it fell over oh oh it’s on fire it’s shooting that saves it sit what did you do there bubbling blockhead of a wizard you screwed it up Berlin no now this fire

Shooting everywhere you got to put out the fire wasn’t supposed to happen that’s a lot of fire you should maybe do another spell shut up bird stop it’s not working Arlen I don’t think that the fires the fires shooting out you like drop the candle okay let me try again

That’s me try again whoo he’s got to do those spell correctly I’m gonna can you say the words wrong or something I don’t know cough uh-huh uh-huh how come okay he’s gonna try the spell Higgin us figure this Oh Oh what’s happened everything’s moving on look behind you look behind you

Everything is moving about look at that look at him look at this spells working I got this he’s a true wizard yeah yes he’s doing he’s doing magic it’s working it’s wacky he’s gonna clean up the house he’s shooing everything out of the house so the house can be clean come come oh

He’s he’s bring teach me this stuff I know right now all the items are flowing around outside this is insane look at that masses how you clean house a creepy little oh whoa greatest notice he’s good that’s the big on goodbyes okay goodbye friend goodbye friends goodbye friends we’ll see you another

Day okay but is that how you clean a house you just throw everything out that’s how I do it that’s how you do it I mean maybe I’m the weird one bid but I I just put things away now that he might that night you guys I’m crazy am i just

Yeah yeah you’re kind of a thing that was so cool where was I um you’re cured clean the house so you could find a map to Mickey Mouse Oh Matt yes indeed the Mack Rock oh oh okay okay so it’s making some interesting noises okay cuz he is he’s

He’s talking to us it seems to have gone with other things oh wait you should shovel away you shot the map out off the door though they flew into the skies okay so you had the map and then when you were cleaning you shot you shot the map into into wherever that

Other space that second yes exactly okay well I guess we can’t you are quite slow aren’t you usually aren’t you asked to be the one making the insults why is everyone in salty food eyes I apologize on his behalf Oh Sasha I’d blow your make you’re making my self-esteem don’t go down ever

Very fragile he’s gonna sit mighty oh you’re crazy tea is pretty trippy my true tea very good tea but I know I but what if what about the team you have to leave we have to leave why but okay too bad I’ve got work you get you got to

Make a new map for us or something I will find the map he will find them ah okay sounds like he’s slowly dying who comes back in a few days are you making fun of my voice acting skills no not at all um okay so Volvo does come back then

After you found the map cuz you just shot it into oblivion yes no leave okay okay I’m getting pushed out let’s go that was interesting me and lettuce I mean he’s like a big waste of time but I did to see objects fly yeah he just shot a bunch of stuff

Into the sky oh I needed torch Merlin Merlin excuse me I would like I wanted torch so that we can like okay very very good could you give us a torch or or a light spell we have a fire spell or something or just a torch or a candle oh no no I

Need a torch because it’s very dark out and we need a light to you know Shyne the way home you are too slow to learn you know my self esteem I just take this all out on you later I’m gonna internalize all this pain and then projected onto your because I feel

Really bad about myself oh wait I do have a kiss of charge Oh fantastic we did have a talk time yeah maybe he’s still it from Merlin I forgot maybe you know maybe at least I’m not as stupid as Pinocchio I can feel good about myself because I’m not you’re

Not far off though Oh God god dammit Sascha okay let’s just get back home we have to be very very careful though because the Heartless are still about and maybe we can find that map just we through it is kind of impossible to find this is the way to

The city are we going this way I’ll just follow Pinocchio he seems no he’s fun I should jump scares pretty smart should we skip he’s always seems to be skipping I’ll skip skippity dippity-do BD da and just takes a really long time to skip yeah I know where I can just busy

There’s boy look look it’s it’s whoa it’s the candle hey it’s you hey Carol it’s still life we’d be friends with the candle yes Lloyd Oh Ida gun where did the candle go bye-bye friends I can’t my friend my friend oh it’s it’s Pete oh there’s Pete is Pete I’m not afraid

Of him hi Pete hello mister well great hi Pete he’s like patrolling making sure no one does any suspicious stuff Oh what are you doing wandering around late at night um well we’re looking uh we we were skipping yeah we were talking to a wizard optional a key oh shut up don’t

Know Gail should’ve picked up dinner hey why don’t you just wizard-talking to think that he was read we were reading him a story book about wizards he did he did a spell shut up will ya in the book he did it on the book he did a

Spell we were reading him a bedtime story he got way too excited and started running out and skipping everywhere objects flew around shut up but out here is a very interesting story very good story he’s just delusional and he’s he’s a sad boy and he doesn’t have cool oh

Well now we can’t be having any of that Pinocchio yeah that’s that’s right kill you I keep all of your imagination to yourself but it happened shut up Pinocchio even okay I just keep him out of trouble add okay well we will do sir what did you give me

Oatmeal made of goats thank you for the Wow what is it mrs. R you see Scott Oh quiet got me Cory but nope stand over there they go okay Thanks so we will go about our way thank you for the oatmeal um we we will make sure that if we see any

Rebels we will definitely hey don’t be wandering out so later yeah here okay we definitely will not meet again late at night sucio where we’ll be leaving come on Pinocchio Pinocchio when the adults are speaking yeah it’s best that you avoid speaking if if at all possible can you do that for me

Pinocchio because there’s a very intensive so he’ll look at it so gee wanted to know I know but sometimes Pinocchio you have to tell someone an untruth it’s an untruth I like to call it and it’s to protect you untruth uh would you want to explain to

Him what an untruth is why don’t you go ahead and explain I don’t let you do it because you’re more adults than I hey oh I am okay and I’m truth is um uh you have to you have to make up something else yes just pretend pretend that

Something make up something else you have to make up something that actually happened so you changed the story it’s like story too like a new story you make a new story it’s fine it’s fun but that’s bad in most cases most people are bad Pinocchio most m/l are bad it seems

Like that would be the case in where are you me you’re very new to the world but we’re you we’re gonna keep you safe we’re gonna teach you the way we’re gonna teach you you stick with us oh there’s Arliss turn to the right there’s an island and there’s a there’s

Some people doing some stuff oh um let’s just let’s just get home there’s a lot of weird things I just saw like a weird fox thing I want to avoid that if at all possible let’s just go home where it’s safe with Geppetto Geppetto will keep you safe Pinocchio

This is I can see why he does not want you to leave the house especially at night and meeting old men in old cottages in the woods that sounds like eyes the door open I don’t know why is the door open because I remember specifically closing the door if

Something happened to Geppetto Geppetto is he a lion asleep he’s asleep in his chair as is Geppetto Cecilia’s doing having it assembly good sleep well maybe maybe nothing happened this is okay wake him up er I let him sleep because we don’t want him to think anyone snuck in

And robbed the place I did surely wouldn’t want to be playing for that so we can just ignore it ignore your problems and they’ll go away that’s what I say right that’s another cry sleep with you too don’t you rush you want to snuggle up Pinocchio what ah he’s Sookie

Come on take take us take a seat next to Papa Sam take Papa Sam we’re going to bed yeah yeah you let him sleep yeah he told you I want you something there we go I’ll read you a bedtime story once upon a time there was a little wooden boy was

Set on fire the end oh good night guys I want to go back to ‘county my money