Minecraft Mobs if they Lived in Space

Minecraft mobs that live in space differ from our own here on earth it’s our job to research the ones we found on this asteroid and bring back samples so we can understand these strange space bombs space cadet log.zip ready for action oh the astronaut welcome cadet we have an

Important mission for you today tell me more good sir you’re going out to the asteroid uh no worries we’ve done recon in the past it went up well huh you’re gonna send me out there without any gear we need a sample of every alien species down there and you’re the perfect man

For the job well i’m flattered but you know i do need oxygen suit up oh take this plasma sword just in case and also take this communicator so we can stay in touch okay baby yo we’re looking pretty good after all don’t worry astronaut i’m on the job

We’ll find these space mobs yet look at this gravity whoa i should apply to the nba uh on you know the moon hey i see it building over there i’ve got my plasma sword in hand just in case whoa what are you grey skeleton this is the ugliest

Skeleton i’ve ever seen greetings human you’re clearly not from around here unlike us we are the highly intelligent and ugly species on this asteroid we’re peaceful yeah but we must be able to defend ourselves do you want a plasma sword so we invent highly sophisticated weapon but we find ourselves lacking in plasma

We usually get our plasma from the cows on this asteroid i have an offer for you human bring us some plasma and we’ll provide you with a piece of technology you’ll never fully comprehend whoa space cows huh now i’ve heard it all well we do have some interesting

Structures over here in fact all over the place it seems ooh hey there’s a space cow i’m coming for your udders betsy hand them over alien count well well a visitor not from around here we don’t get those very often surprised i can talk no most the

Mobs seem to be able to on this channel well despite what the greys claim whoa easy does it there’s several intelligent species on this asteroid and i’m assuming you’re here for some plasma why yes if you help us we’ll help you due to the tremors our food was separated from

This asteroid we’re not agile enough to make this trip over but you should be if you bring us food i’ll provide you with some plasma well that may or may not be a giant honeycomb over there surely not this is not detached from the planet meanwhile these asteroids are so your

Food betsy must be at the top and we’ve made it to the ladder of destiny asteroid edition and i think with any luck we can find ourselves this space cow yes space cow food my favorite it probably the cow is patiently waiting our arrival now children i normally would not

Recommend falling off of a giant asteroid but you know gravity and such so you know we’re probably good to go here’s your glowing corn okay i hope you enjoy it i can smell it the sweet glowing corn thank you very much human as promised here’s your

Plasma nice yo we got plasma buckets and plasma curb well i better take the stuff back to that disgusting looking skeleton alien i think he wanted something to do with it here you are good sir you can have one the rest of mine ah you’ve returned human with the plasma too yes

This plasma will have to do well what else look a gift plasma in the mouth come on right now for your reward don’t break or lose we won’t give you another whoa check this thing out what do we have here laser pistol dude i’m excite

I want to use it hey this reminds me of the colors of my laser pistol why don’t we check out this little thing or should i say this big thing it is huge now that we’re close to it well i looked around all the different sides of the spaceship

And not only do i hear a zombie inside but i found the perfect spot for our laser gun it can break stone and who do we have here a nasty get him zombie astronaut finally a human don’t worry i may be a zombie but i’m not after you how often does that happen

Well what are you doing i was actually a part of the last expedition we were out doing recon wait you’re one of the former villagers oh goodness what happened to your nose everything was going well until those darn grays turned on alright easy easy i’m not sure why

But i was the only one of my crew to zombify so i know what i must do but have a picnic what are you supposed to do exactly i don’t know why i’m here get revenge on the grays i feel they’re up to something nefarious uh huh

If you can help me get my revenge i’ll give you something in return wait so you want me to go kill another living soul in return for a sweet new item sure well i’m no stranger to destruction plus he he’s a bad guy so you know it’s

Acceptable no also it’s a video game so everybody’s just calmed down alright mister the jig is up laser pistol to the face so you’ve met the slain astronaut have you oh he knows the jig is up then i can hide it no longer we will destroy the space station

And you can’t stop us oh little do you know i’ve got your weaponry now whoa how many did you disappear hey it’s not working what the heck okay well how about the sword instead get it get it get it oh gosh and that one’s confused he was admiring the wallpaper these guys

Have some serious health oh they’re dropping something they’re skulls i don’t like but i will collect neutralized and i know who would want to see this skull zombie i’ve come with evidence oh my word you definitely got revenge for me thank you my crewmates can rest in peace now you’re quite welcome we’ll

Honor the memory right your reward what did we just get a jet pack multiple jumps while holding bro look at that oh what are you hey check me out i can jump a lot what’s good one eye hello human recent tremors broke apart this asteroid forcing us away from

Our nest where’s your nest my parents eggs are out there we need them back but they’re just too far your parents eggs don’t you mean like your siblings brotherly love so nice please assist us you’re their only hope don’t worry i don’t know if you knew

This i could jump twice that makes me cool well if there’s moss here it means there’s water nearby and if there’s water nearby then i have a feeling that would be the perfect place for squid eggs to hang nice beautiful oh hey check it out i got my laser pistol

I don’t have the best aim in the world but hey we made it all the same exploring looking for eggs i was kind of hungry oh oh boy look at you we got to time this right i don’t want to hit my head on the ceiling you know

Oh god i made it wow that was close i cannot believe that that was incredible now we got another big ledge he must be joking me Yeah yes we’re good and look another wall and the eggs i don’t think inside a chest is the best place for whoa hello oh that was not a good idea oh hey we’re safe well that looks dangerous hey there’s the exit don’t mind if i do oh take two

Hey we’re good baby right on back to the outside special delivery probably shouldn’t drop those on the ground they’re eggs you did it thank you so much my parents will be so happy i don’t have anything i could really offer you how’s this all travel with you whoa

New best friend alert how cool this item the squid game will let me summon him in whenever i want oh he doesn’t have one now he’s got four i don’t know if i want him following me oh run whoa this area looks sweet thought he comes anywho i

Think i see a door up there and i’m curious what’s inside alien bees space bees i’ve been waiting for this moment nano bees hey you human we need your help the asteroid’s been broken apart by invaders yeah don’t worry i killed them it’s not a problem

And our nests have been spread out and imprisoned is that what’s going on here we need our space nectar but we can’t get into the hives due to the interference i see that’s where your boy comes into play huh if you can get us a space nectar we

Can reward you please help us well if it’s nectar they need then it’s nectar they’ll get we need to look around for some sort of venus beautiful and look at that we got some nectar oh and a button now two more to go i’m not

Sure where that oh i see one right over there right around the corner but it’s stuck i don’t know wait where’s my squid friend maybe he can help us squid i summon thee hey ebony what did you do wait did he wait whoa you just helped me nice look squiddams i

Found the third one summon on in so you can help me out boy number three we got all the space nectar oh you’re in my shot hello there bees i have what you need that that rhymed okay you got the nectar you’re our hero yeah but i still don’t

Want you to sting me you know squint stop stealing the spotlight as promised a gift may it serve you well whoa hive mind whoa and we got space oh what was that hey was that always there i think that’s a spaceship what is going on here

Dude yeah and there’s like some sort of area down here as well this is ominous oh what just happened um hello scotty alien creepers attention puny life forms if you do not want your home destroyed bring us your rare space wool huh these creepers have a passion for fashion why

Do you want whoa i gotta tell the astronaut about this this is madness wool i don’t know what those are but oh you must be joking what are you the guardian of the wool mine or something careful human don’t get too close or oh our wool attracts solar storms yeah i

Will maintain a nice distance all we want is to be sheared but no normal shears can do it our wool is just too troublesome it makes it hard to move attract storms it’s not worth the hassle well thanks for answering my question i suppose if you’re able to find a way to

Sheer us will reward you and be eternally grateful well conveniently enough this hive mind item can also be used to sheer alien sheep so i will give you a nice little snippets oh that wasn’t supposed to happen but okay four sheep left to beat sheared i’m on

It chief now we’re headed into the sheep room of doom and there’s some tnt waiting to blow up i didn’t see a button but i do see a stone wall that we can clear on through hey there hive mind three sheep left to go and we descend deeper and deeper and now’s our

Chance i gots an idea why don’t we go platform mode look at this goodness making my way down walking fast y’all probably know the rest here you go and that lightning is going nuts up there those sheet must be getting a little bit too close for comfort anyways okay here we go aha

Get shared one more how’d you even get over here man we’re going even deeper down no my gosh there is a mess of things happening well i know we could change our hive mind to wall mode and then if we just go back and forth and jet pack our way up

I think we can scale any area beautiful we looking good now honey and look the final sheep yes all the sheep have been sheared time to return to the first sheep but first one explosion please all right looking good and look we’re back in the center area and we can get

Up just fine don’t worry mr sheep i gots oh i felt what you need you did it you sheared our wool now we can finally move around easier and reunite with each other again you’re welcome you’ve done us a great service human you can keep the wool just be careful with it yes

Um about that the uh ship um i don’t know how careful we’re gonna be it can still attract storms into the right conditions whoa yo i’m gonna give this to the creeper as soon as possible okay here you go just um be nice whoa

Shot right on up well i hope you uh do good with it they gave us the wool you fools i’ve been had with this wool we’ll destroy this place and conquer the galaxy we’ve infused the wool with our elite creeper and now they’re unstoppable uh go now destroy this puny

Asteroid oh gosh look at this thing elite alien creeper oh hey hey hey i come in peace wait what is that oh i think he just shot tnt at me all right no more mr nice astronaut cadet whatever my name is log that’s the oh gosh don’t explode things please actually you just

Go no they defeated our elite creeper i knew we shouldn’t have put all the wool into one creeper yeah that would have been a good idea huh let’s get out of here before they come for us next vanquished we’re amazing oh the communicator’s going off all right we’re on it chief all right

Let’s find that crater and also figure out what these beacons are about it looks like it’s slowly taking us back to our original ship oh but i think i just found the crater right before the ship look inside of this thing hey what is that down there whoa

It’s like an ancient golem of some sort oh well he’s not moving while she’s looking at my inventory and we’ve got a whole bunch of new items this one’s called a conductor and apparently if we use it oh hello you’re looking mighty fine abandoned robot initializing recognizing new operator that’s me

Completed i’m ready to serve beautiful and look we got a robot control we can spawn and despawn the robot just like that squid what’s an explosive bar oh boy i like oh geez i gotta show what i found the astronaut alright astronaut i’ve seen all the space mobs i’ve got

Plenty of research and i’ve got a robot controlling device ah well done he says with these samples we’ll be able to advance our research considerably now you can give me a promotion right now your last assignment is to get a nice long rest relax no i want a promotion whoa

What was that stellar guardian your presence is in the way of my dominion do you know what’s going on here as such you’ll be destroyed where’s this coming from oh a boss bar oh gosh it looks like some sort of alien which would make sense you know we’re in space and stuff

We need to pull them away from the spaceship so that i can safely oh whatever oh gosh all right no one missed a nice guy hit him with the barb attack baby yeah beautiful oh we’ve got some dead aim right now too this guy is going out with no problems best weapon ever

Neutralized and we got another item starshard we should talk to the astronaut about this hey man you seen a star shard before my word these shards are incredible they’re unlike anything i’ve ever seen before yeah well you know what can i say now that promotion right well done if i

Were to give you a promotion i would on the spot i’ll have to put a word into hq what no pro take a rest no promotion well in that case i quit