Minecraft – Monarch of Madness Part 1: A Rude Awakening

Hello and welcome to the yogscast hello Simon how are you doing hello we’re in a creepy wooden room and there’s a weird no look a ball here this is the monarch of madness so you wanna read this this note this is like something you would like find scrawled on the wall ovens and

Insane asylum yeah hello your honor you may not remember what happened 50 years ago so let me tell you you are the monarch of madness and this is your kingdom a small part of course I am Dominic your current Butler and friend by the time you read this I

Am dead sadly your sleep period started today and in 50 years from now today for you you will awaken to begin your new reign yes again beware as the castle you’re in is filled with crazy machines and pranks all kinds place there by yourself ok the first thing you should

Do to take back the control of the province is to follow the road I’ve left behind me as of today surely it may not be easy to accomplish such an immense task but you should be clever enough to overcome the odds if not come by and say hello

Keep in mind that your personal wizard curse the kingdom so the blocks may not be broken him as a wand if you somehow break one the strings holding together the world may or may not explode violently to say you know also when you look inside your head you may see a

Crafting space don’t think about it who is it also took care of that I’ve hit some chests along the way in hopes that the lutes they contain will amuse you enough but to go far away and forget your loyal subjects did I mention there

Will be TNT I know how you love to blow things up well so there’s that who knows you I think I’ve said what has to be said so follow my last words of advice the trip beats the destination and is also more delirious ok well that was

Like the ravings of a lunatic it was the kind of thing that would be uh hang on multiplayer spawn Lobby I think this is probably where we were supposed to actually spawn they’ve got bit of a leak here actually can you see that oh yeah okay oh okay

Oh um careful in here this room’s gonna self-destruct just five minutes it’s best minecart track of all time oh good yeah sure where do I mean in push it goes faster and faster and then what I can do is I guess I can hit this lever and send you

In there um I’m a little bit worried yeah I had every right to be worried [Laughter] there’s some unobtainable unobtainable diamond here hello which I can actually sort of just about reach but I mean I’d need an iron pick to get there anyway and I suppose if you did not block off

You might not be able to get it try and get the very attainable diamond yeah that is definitely definitely more unobtainable there’s a little switch here that appears to do not very much and did you just get I think these might be cats is here these things ow what the

Hell yeah well these are this is the Jody Kraft how do we impact we’ve got so things might look a bit weird but I thought it would be good for a kind of creepy Oh Mad King adventure right shall we see if we find anything else it’s

Going on here I want to stay here five minutes and see what happens I think the rooms already started self-destructing so yeah also foot oh yeah it’s just gonna carry on distracting more oh yeah come on let’s get on with this god we got a job to do

That’s exciting we’ve got a we’ve gotta do something to do with our kingdom there’s more notes all over the place oh good you’re the monarch of matters but immunity’s death is not one of your skills this door opens up to a long fall don’t worry though as you’ll spawn back

Here on death okay so every time I’m fine actually I’m fine what yeah I’m okay it’s there’s a sign here legs if you survived the fall you are pretty screwed here jump with this hole so there’s another hole for us to jump in and reset our spawn point

I guess there’s actually nothing down here have anything value because even if there was you just wouldn’t be able to bring it back with you with you I guess I’m still alive oh good because obviously this map was made before one point nor health region there’s a big

There’s a big room full of redstone and gadgets okay hang on so I’m not entirely certain I should be in spawn I know hang on spawn doesn’t work our balls okay beat me to death here let’s go there beat me to death excellent keep going I’m nearly dead yep

Okay oh yeah oh I felt kids oh that’s a good start yeah oh hello have you got my slime ball can I have that back but thank you okay good so that was a interesting diversion let me just close the door there we go pool of demesne rules and guidelines

You’re not going deeper than three blocks and it still – by voice inside your head still no diving being in the pool does not count towards the saving of your kingdom so pretend to be hero is unacceptable if you’ve got a strange itch for drowning the water may have

Support with the years if so replaced the wards before you continue drowning to be safe if you believe this pool is related to your question anyway you might be suffering from a small case of stupidity for your own code avoid swimming in any water okay well that’s not going there then

Well your stuffing from a large case of stupidity so for your information there are no chests in the pool there’s a sign that says that did you just get some damage there I drowned a little bit okay it’s a little a little tiny bit well so

I guess we have to go this way it’s the only of the way yeah on to the the castle whoa Castle of madness it’s good isn’t it setting up there and that’s quite weird isn’t it is that the moon I guess it’s the moon Joanie Croft moon it’s scary the sky is

All glass as well as you see we’re in a massive glass cube okay right are we we’re sealed in go read this here this little note from our Papa silly me I almost forgot to see if you are not only a good leader but also a swift and smart

One the latter not being necessary I have hit saddles and pieces of leather around saddles for those who complete hard tasks and leather is given to keen eyes keep them vision spheres peeled to augment your score and brag to everyone what a strange way to put it okay so

It’s collectibles God yeah it’s a weird way to put it and vision ease look at this place it’s an enormous wooden room with sort of a light side and a dark side I want to see it burn Louis I want to see all of this sperm but you are a

Psychotic madman well there’s a little bit of sort of greenness down there kind of autumnal grass and trees boy if we get any ideas back here when in danger burn the wall expertise required right so you need to be a little bit careful with that oh right what’s this here the

Okay your current destination straight ahead seriously okay okay who the boss I’m gonna go over there No so naturally you know I’m going the wrong direction imperious your lucky cat but curiosity killed the cat oh [ __ ] it’s a jumping puzzle the twelve jumps to success where’s only 12 we can

Oh what are you doing does the success here I don’t feel like success does it uh-oh riddle of hatches oh whoa whoa whoa oh this is a tricky bloody jump here Oh oh yeah like a boss well done man what’s through there nothing there was absolutely nothing of any value

Oh dear sadface a waste of time whoa why you laughing have you found either a cake or porkchop I know that voice it’s what what do you mean I’m not very good at lying am I really know okay well let’s go across the bridge of hatches oh oh a lightsaber

It’s amazing you hold on to it you earned it all no these buttons here oh no that wasn’t good that was bad that’s very bad oh hang on a sec oh so that’s TNT there and there’s a chest there as well and that’s water in that

Hole well eat right there oh oh oh playtime will play Winx what was in there nothing no balls you’re terrible at this you know that secret yeah there’s a secret a secret over here now down this hole oh can you get down it’s a bit Oh yep yep ah this secret a

Secret it’s gonna be mine mine what we got here what we got oh it’s a as a big Tuttle ah and some steps down this is we lost in madness portal music and there’s some cake here And of course there is of course is cake why wouldn’t there be cake oh yeah this is look it’s like kind of just about lit by the lava weird I’ve got a signal messed up – me in there or I’m gonna dive oh no that’s not good that’s not

Good oh okay I think we got lost in madness which was a bad thing so we were probably supposed to kill ourselves you got lost in madness I got lost in the music I was caught in a trap there’s no turning back