Cuz this Q is going to take a long time so what are we looking at here T are you going to stay steel if you are I’ll go Dro jungle steel what if jungle why not you’re here give me a you mean you’re going to go drongo blow my knees off and Nail me to if you want to go if you want to go your weird native weird dude that’s not even very good at the game and then I’ll go B strongo and then Taco can stay steal or you can stay black guy and I can stay narbash And he can I don’t really know I don’t really I honest to God forgot what your character what is his name which one’s Lucio oh the black one that’s his name yeah I forgot M he got there he got there Gideon I I I I’m going to be his mid is is tough Man who’s the rock trucker what was that guy’s name steel that’s that’s Gideon Gideon drops rocks Rampage Rampage can throw a rock but Gideon is the rock Dro Rock dropper old schoola money in the bag don’t mind me practicing for some dude if I could go to one of those South Texas uh Quick Draw events I [ __ ] would you’re not allowed to are you Bann I inherited the family suicide revolver Fu power the closest South Texas Quick Draw event is 7 hours away from me and I’m not doing that not even for a Scooby Snack why what kind of idiot would do it For a Scooby Snack how about two up now what would you do for clondike bar [ __ ] don’t like clond deck bars I’d kill a man for a clond deck bar would you would you kill a man maybe yeah what do you [ __ ] a man yeah yeah you need an after your breath man For a sweet delectable dessert treat [ __ ] yeah I like Klondike bar sandwiches those are good then that’s not a clond bar exactly it’s not a clond bar like kond bar is just a [ __ ] fudge sickle without the stick without all the chocolate what we made the clond bar would made it good this Time they really got rid of the Choco Taco for this Choco Taco I’ve never had one now they’re gone you missed out that’s all I can say freaking oh over bro oh yeah one of the one of the fastest uh Shooters at a quick draw event is like a 350lb fat man He’s really fast I don’t know if he has any records but he’s quick pet man like from metal GE so so what’s happening here am I support what’s going on huh what I think I’m going to end up going RoR cuz uh Jay if you’re going to Go RoR I’ll go Dro no RoR solo okay then I’m I guess I I’m still going I’m still going DPS surprise tomorrow is this surprise tomorrow uh-huh it’s a surprise tomorrow oh my God uh-huh it’s my Babor get clicked on idiot get clicked on I might I might play Barony later I’m in The mood for some Merchant gaming going toize the economy yeah but put Minecraft oh yeah I could put Minecraft too build some brown bricks some brown bricks in Minecraft Brown bricks you know my favorite thing to do is in Minecraft I love building bricks with Minecraft feels good to not have [ __ ] Back I got to PE like Mata you know the secret behind Mike Mata you know Mike mata’s secret worple no and his 13in penis no you know who Mike Mata is no no Angry Video Game no you don’t know him how nope none of those guys damn you’re Mexican yes has been Established what if for absolutely no reason whatsoever there was just no reason to this whatsoever dog Murdoch jungle they’re [ __ ] doing it no way the battle of mag of Life what if for absolutely no reason whatsoever just just no reason at all um the Govern a very popular government building just Exploded and there was no and there there was just no one to blame because it it just happened for like no reason that’d be pretty epic that’s what I was thinking I take credit I need one of my toes in the ground while touching my lip And be like did I do that you mean you mean in Minecraft right will SP soon you know what I don’t in Minecraft narbash probably up against he’s got right yep damn it put a ward in the bush please you want to watch me throw thousands and millions of dollars worth Of gear into the ground Murdoch is left lane [ __ ] oh man I forgot you you got other Wards Taco if you brought uh the correct Karma I did nice I play damn it they warded my bush your bush I’m going to get bullied by this Murdock my my my minions you you Dare I do dare I said as soon as Jay gets on the first thing I to do is steal his very first M kill he’s a smart Nar bash he got the heal first it’s nice T if you really want to be a menace don’t take any of his minions only take The canyon minion whenever it’s on the map you evil [ __ ] you know that right oh my God it’s a range person left lane I’m going to I’m going to get boxed out okay this l should do it he missed his Club he’s cringe I missed that I’m cringe missed that terribly what the [ __ ] was I doing oh wait I pulled up something I shoting him quiet you she came over here just to steal that what a [ __ ] I don’t want to hear it Mr ults across the map [ __ ] she ganked he hit me with a club I’ll never forget This I’m good didn’t even need his help you can’t kill this one minion what are you going to do get red get red that’s right the eny to attack you don’t want to me when I’m a okay that was funny not too funny don’t get a big head about It settle down okay settle down that is two f45s been crash now oh we can [ __ ] I really want to kill him yeah sorry no it’s not your fault have to say sorry for that you didn’t do anything wrong that was my fault buddy did everything wrong you never get kill If you never get kill it’s my fault ow really you should be you should say sorry for taxing my Lane now you have a [ __ ] rub rubs big belly did I do that as I twirl my [ __ ] pencil mustache with the IRS logo in my hat is this [ __ ] trying to get Aggressive yeah he definitely is G we’ll say that extra narbash heal is nice but having a steel is even better to be honest nope you can’t kill him nope can’t kill him dog I will throw a boomerang if we get hey if we get rotated on I might not make it you’re good Man [ __ ] [ __ ] give me like all my enemy all what what did you just do that give me all my uh I press two oh okay not used to that you know playing Axel oh what help being helpful in any way shape or form nah you should you should he used to Winning are you you guys lost so many games that force you to play bot we lost two games by way I think that is a hilarious mechanic by the way if you lose too many matches it forces you against bots it’s only until your level Um oh we got rotated on [ __ ] I really hate that about this game it doesn’t make a big loud noise when somebody is on your ward it does display something on your HUD though I want dude I want it to be like Smite where it’s ding ding there’s Someone that was detected by a ward man has zero map awareness are those the Twin Towers my map awareness is is supposed to be louder than this your map award is your eyes my dude jungle Revenant never thought I’d see the day though ain’t going to lie I Didn’t see even though I had Taco didn’t see it I’m supposed to see instantly but I have not seen one time where I will [ __ ] you up uh-oh getat some Cann missed all those last hits they’re they’re right there I know they’re not there you lied to me where the [ __ ] Where’ they go oh they’re over there then yeah Tak Bush all right I took the W out see all I want to do is Farm my minions and not deal with anyone and then Murdoch is just harassing me kiding me can you can he will he now Will you get out of the way nope I won’t I tried for some reason my ultimate needed Mana but I had full Mana the whole time it’s said like I tried to use my ult and it said no like I I don’t I don’t get it is under Attack all these yummy minions H for me why didn’t my ultimate go off I did this and it didn’t work that was weird you tearing a big hug oh I just did before the I did before the stream started but yes liar was the push worth it yes go another one I wasn’t Looking ow he that’s the first time I’ve ever heard him say it he says it [ __ ] you quiet hey we’re getting rotated on we’re getting rotated on back out that’s L I got stuned stunned and stunned I’m out bye sweet prince it was a good attempt I will Remember you get rotated should have left a long time ago yeah should could have would the enemy Tower is under attack hey it’s me 70 gold 100 gold has been yeah got take more what shotgun you see un [ __ ] Diamond uncut you find an uncut gem shotgun why they keeping word and not Destroying it they didn’t see it hey man they’re not going to place any [ __ ] uh Hey There we go [ __ ] your Wards hos think they just plac another ah [ __ ] they did fine you want to do that I’ll do it back to you coming around behind it oh oh I don’t have an All oh Revenant showed up all right prepare for a Fed Victor or Victor Tower is under attack get back back once this turret go kill him kill this [ __ ] nice poor narbash he just wanted to be his drums beon [ __ ] beat my dick ow oh go gadget no no not the hammer Again I’m good man said woohoo woo sign this man up to looty right now I’m going I’m going to attack one Camp I’m The Reincarnation of mil Blanc the voice of like 90% of Looney Tunes oh hell I need more attack speed hold on that’s the same gold sound From Smite must be open source thought you told me to say ah I did I didn’t tell you to say classic Looney Tunes are classic hence the name listen I don’t want to I don’t want to hear this [ __ ] right now okay oh M so I found out the ward you Get in your X that’s invisible but a thing that you get from Scout that is visible legit I can’t see a [ __ ] thing hey dude going Grind With Us hold hold on I can’t hear [ __ ] [ __ ] thing hey we can use a a hand here no we don’t need no Hand how did she do that much D she’s not a range kid she is range defeated so their entire team rotated on Duo and there’s still just a RoR and an Asian woman mid and I mean I get it you know it’s not like there’s a portal that Takes you the other side or anything back don’t you wish you had a murd yes how do you uh how do you make this [ __ ] louder on your phone on your phone can’t have better ears perhaps mix well I work at a [ __ ] music venue that’s not happening I don’t know what To tell you I’m going right maybe maybe go out there and tell them to turn the music down a little oh oh got it got it got it got it Taco’s holding his own he’s doing really well I’m trying what are you guys playing Paragon Paragon you Remember yeah I remember what what do you mean I just wanted to hear your reaction anyways what are you guys doing uh March 24th oh your birthday days again yeah uh going your birthday that’s what I’m doing you want to go to New Orleans new Or lead are we going to get shot no uh I get a French Quarter I get up to four free rooms at the casino there in New Orleans for as many days as I want I’m live don’t talk about anything personal like that all right well I didn’t know you were live yeah You know you joined the live room you illiterate [ __ ] join whatever so I join whatever I’m driving you can’t read you cannot read no I can’t I I only speak Spanish what do you want from me cannot read anyways group chat yeah that’s why I call the group chat but Anyways how now it’s free fre it’s free I might play it it’s better than it was it’s not an hour per match didn’t it you didn’t it get like deleted for being do no it wasn’t bad it was never bad it was just not the best oh epic pulled the rug Under it yeah epic said fortnite because it was back the portal oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this I’m 8 years old and my kids start talking to me fornite I’m going to have flashback silence [ __ ] get all my kills stolen the all Tower going under attack uh if I Know where all three of them are taco we can take this inhibitor for fast for a tower destroy how long are the matches now give or take 30 minutes okay that’s significantly better they used to take forever your friend did the movements for the Rampage character oh [ __ ] that’s Cool incoming Taco I see him o I’m being targeted by by the [ __ ] inhibitor back up I think they put par on GeForce now too so I can I can play it you should spend some of that money you never spend get a new computer I will stop by micro siter on The way home I did actually and it was just a little too expensive I I was I almost did it but they wanted like 1,300 for one it was a good deal but like what 1,300 for the cheapest why didn’t you take that that was that’s a great deal No it had a a 47 I can’t see what how the hell did what why is n Mas made budy there’s no one in they caught up to me like I took their I took their red and then they just walked right over to me and killed meyy it how’s your Vacation was Flavor Town not you for uh there was Guy FY everywhere even after going to flavor town we went to chicken guy and came home and Guy fairy was on the TV with Guyer posters everywhere and you know I think I think I got of get it and you Know I got my hair frosted tipped r i mean what what else do you do when in Rome you know he circumcised get this guy get this guy well get this guy come on keep going keep it going did you say you got circumcised is that yeah he’s jewice could me Yeah catchphrase it’s like his catchphrase let’s go sure I think I don’t think he says that at all I’m pretty sure he goes he goes M that’s it’s kosher I think get the tower only only thing I know about guy Fury is uh is jaib boti dubs Smashmouth I he but I don’t think he was ever in it no I know it was she was a sar actually died he’s under attack get him get him uh this game is really bad nice what the blind in this game it’s not your blind it’s not a regular old blind that shit’s Rough literally turn your tanks I can kill that [ __ ] inhibitor go go I’ve said it two times I’m being focused need a hit me bro that’s kosher m m I know autistic as [ __ ] I have one [ __ ] take the inhibitor there back out back I had to go take the Inhibitor JJ’s just in the background [ __ ] that’s aide hey Taco go to the right right right right right go here go go let go sure yo n bash n bash n Bash I might die here where’d he go probably blinked hey I’m getting the [ __ ] out of Here we deide of them and they came right back but we they did lose two Inhibitors out of it though is under attack hey I’m rting it hey I’m going to rck Sure me when I’m rting just a collective two IQ and they’re just bouncing around between you Guys we’re all that [ __ ] I buy a super soer what is that Spirit handgun is this weird ass item we’re all Collective of the Rick and Morty episode where they’re in that simulation they the catch I’m just saying damage wise not damage wise uh kill wise I’m the lowest in the team but Uh my tower is still up so and has the most health so so is mine and has the most health to make this very clear yeah yours is dumb it doesn’t have a no so You’ just been focused on your lane not helping nobody [ __ ] say it to Yourself I don’t want to hear it Mr my kills no there’s there’s a meta reason why I yell about my kills and there’s one for mine as well it’s meta to my lore as a person Taco will you help me with this we can just take Fire Spirit real fast Yeah sure here hit him at least when I die I don’t scam about my team I am not Hawk okay yes you are nuh nuh holy [ __ ] that guy’s just walking down the highway somebody just throw a [ __ ] Fireball at me hey it’s I that’s a fire Spirit whoops I didn’t catch that I was like that better not be an enemy that just did that [ __ ] I found a diner in the middle of R North Carolina I bet that was super fun and not sketchy in the slightest oh super sketchy I don’t I I’m not a big fan of Driving around my state at night I am you’re you’re they stopped being racist to your people a while ago no no that there’s there’re still there still pretty bad up there yeah I exist and I will do it again they find guardian we need yeah we’re going we’re going or Should we take inhibitor no no uh we we no no no let’s go get orb I got red let’s go [ __ ] him up we’re coming coming as fast as we can we got it we got it we got it I’m leaving [ __ ] him up no leave leave leave no we can Kill him we’re here we can kill well you guys got to engage we’re lit we’re baiting all right I’m going to gas in this sketchy place so see you guys all right I’m back baby Taco MVP has been slain hey come on Taco inhibitor they got that they got that they don’t need Us for K unable there’s a steel after me imagine there’s a big black guy chasing you here Taco do you want this drag him out drag him out en inor told you to drag him out hey got stuck on the stairs oh this inhibitor ain’t [ __ ] hi this inhibitor ain’t [ __ ] man Where you think you’re going I got that [ __ ] thing on me all right guys I’m going to ROR all over them I’m just going to hit this [ __ ] this [ __ ] keep keep on it oh she killed me I didn’t think so that poor narbash man Was like don’t worry I can fight the FED ADC we got this actually I wasn’t really that fed I had a lot of assists let’s go hey I’m dra in here and then Taco in the background and and Ste steel is here too oh my God what did I tell you go ahead choose them the people of of on here and it gives it to you go and pick which one of these you want to commend me on was it my amazing amount of assists my most damage to hero is my body count my building destroy Count or because I was just simply the best player in the match go ahead and pick one I see narbash get commended give me to narbash everybody I [ __ ] dude I was getting dumpstered that game how did I get four well actually no when you really think About it uh in the beginning those first two kills we got in our lane I got them you got them you got both I last yeah last hit so you got assist on both of them honestly every kill I was a part of wait actually no [ __ ] Taco you you had More kills than me I just ended up sweeping a couple people at the end there yeah that must have been what it was I dominated L I would I would have loved to have bought some of these skins too bad the [ __ ] thing doesn’t work dude they give you a Murdoch Skin in the EXP exploration thing yeah I got a Gideon one it let me pick the Mur skin is like the last one yeah wow oh the exploration pass yeah you guys been playing longer than me somebody here oh yeah space travel Murdoch what are we Playing I’m down to go RoR again CU that was that was a RoR sweep I don’t mind going Dro again if you you want to be steel taco you you know I am only playing support for a good while okay and then I’ll Branch out into ADC and Then the Warriors gives you one game where you had all accolades I mean it would have been I I went four out of five accolades which is kind of funny yeah four Australians and one Nar bash hey I’m ried in here it’s a secret what tomorrow is it’s a Sequit seet SE sequit I’ve got a SE those your secret ah [ __ ] a he got it let’s see if he’ll be based in red P you better thank that man right now you better thank him nope not doing it I I see you down there [ __ ] I’m not that’s not me look they wrong name you can have a full pre made if you what Dro yelling cuz he can’t [ __ ] hear anything wait you can pre-made this you can have five yeah the leader can have have uh five or three on the screen Every time like he only three slots oh well that’s there’s only three of us but the the leader can change that okay sub zoto were you in our game you see Jay people are playing Paragon now you’re welcome it was me I wish I could say That it was all me but my very laggy [ __ ] gameplay and the lack of shift tab is definitely not contributing to the game success and the fact that all the new players added to the game are all Korean K-pop players they not adding they’re not dude Like shinbi FaZe like and a bunch of other people they’re just K-pop they’re K-pop uh Idols they’re not adding anybody that’s cool like steel or Chimera or GRS that’s not helping like those those four girls are not in predecessor who am I up against I think FaZe mid what’s shimi she’s a ADC Remember jungle I might be yeah I might be FaZe yeah I’m not going back to League ever I’m I’m a straight white man I have morals what I am what I am saying is if like okay we’re done playing Paragon but I want to play OVA I’m going to go play Smite like I’ve also like I have a thous I have over 4,000 hours in Smite yeah we have we have a ridiculous amount of hours in Smite it’s almost uncanny it only says that I have uh 2,000 hours in Smite on my steam page but in the in the Regular launcher I have like 4,800 something like that I’ve played Smite since 2014 yeah Chimera Duo what is it Chimera and who Chimera and narbash what the [ __ ] I don’t know check a reward kind of heard about that like a reward me oh I think he wanted a jump party I Didn’t realize he got so aggressive on me well he took my ward so no jump power for him I’m against Shin this assassin chick we’re going to outbox him absolutely we’re going to outbox him I have more poke than they do now if they get super aggressive on Me I’m going to have like that’s going to be bad but run run run run run run run you’re good she didn’t want know that smoke she didn’t want steal F I’m L losing all my health to minions see I just got to wait for C’s Jump and I can Dash him out of it we’ll say dealing with that narbash uh heal is going to be rough but uh uh I could go and he second item yeah you might it might have to and I [ __ ] pulled a minion assle the en [ __ ] Man we pushed up yeah we’re we’re pushed up pretty pretty far Tower is under attack I’m just careful of that that little rotate spot is rough quiet looks like Chimera left he did the Ally Tower is those they playing up so far uh Taco since I’m getting Aggressive I’m going to take this not for a while M St from the yeah that that is something that’s uh kind of interesting about Paragon they swear in this game they don’t Smite they say damn and crap actually one skin says crap that’s it and somebody else they took your ward Tow attack remember they they added a [ __ ] skin with like a dirty joke from that Tina chick and they took it out because they’re like oh we don’t want to perpetuate that type of humor well yeah highres is run by a bunch of cucks everybody knows that yeah you better get [ __ ] out Poked [ __ ] the enemy Tower is under attack he’s got no Mana I’m not of a te mate oh I missed nice work the prim spirit is the enemy Tower is under attack that’s a funny little insult shasa shashu she I want to help him Tower is under attack I will not help him [ __ ] see Taco it’s easy to take kills isn’t it where were you there in Teri I was right next to you you [ __ ] nugget couldn’t see you from all the way up here on the top of the leaderboard dude you better get out of there I wanted the Ward I shouldn’t have done that I’ll die you have that blink you didn’t use your blink oh yeah I keep forgetting about that I always forget about that blink still probably it’s cuz the UI is really small I rarely ever use it as most of Reason yeah I often I forgot to use my heal I could have saved you I thought you were going to Blink oh there it goes we actually found the real reason I died you steal my kill and then you be mean to me really one 01 I was Mur was that would be happening ready to eating those be kind of have to as an Australian second amending Murdock with Murdoch and Chima just I could have got that as Kim I could have got that as Murdock you constantly swap back between the doing That looks though I’ll be honest man if only my ADC was heing L you I you are so I was I keep accidentally doing it it’s either be like apologetic or just be an [ __ ] about it and I I’m kind of tired of being the you know what I don’t want To be the main character give me your gun silent oh yeah there’s a like there’s there’s uh there’s nerd rage craen he he he swears but it’s bleeped yeah that’s his Escape I missed that but I do get come com to my Lane thinkk you’re Better oh sh he stuck up on you oh yeah we can kill her if she doesn’t [ __ ] go invisible that is oh dude Chaser why he went through teleport does the portal not [ __ ] does it one one person you’re kidding me I didn’t know you could only go in one At a time okay quiet here I’m staying in Lane not going back oh you just came back okay here I’m actually going to go get my my super stem hold fast go for it I will return my stone of Gaia Nano machine sonc the all Tower what’s his [ __ ] name I forget Chimera I is actually working are you [ __ ] insane yeah dude he’s getting [ __ ] tons of XP better you a lot of oh oh oh J [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah see like I I can’t touch him when we’re together he ain’t that he ain’t that scared well he just walked up To me thank you milk that was very nice of you I can’t fight this shimi on my way how does the auto build feel uh I I set my own builds and then I just turn on auto build can I can I throw this out there uh Auto build regularly is [ __ ] Stupid it’s pretty helpful uh I realized why I died so many times the first time I played with you even though we had a good match uh it was building nothing but damage no health no defense on steel it’s like he’s way more beneficial not being Damage give me that oops the Ally Tower is under not yet Ward’s not ready found their Ward damn that might come after me that was a good word the Ally Tower is under attack I don’t even hurt her [ __ ] might as well she yeah she was Right there I just saw her she went invisible and then killed me for free because the [ __ ] Wards are not loud is he a map awareness I would have map awareness if it ever told me there was an enemy nearby that’d be great still how B just works that’s that’s that’s literally how Map awareness Works Tower is under attack map awareness is you looking at the map not the map having to tell you I look at the map and I don’t see any [ __ ] enemies skill issue it’s not a skill issue it’s not telling me when there are enemies Nearby sounds like you need a new pair of glasses they need to [ __ ] change the sound effect and say hey [ __ ] there’s somebody that was detected by a ward I don’t care if it flashes my [ __ ] screen read I did not get told that there was an enemy right behind us I mean honestly if they got a blind that turns your entire [ __ ] screen gray having like red borders pop up on the edges of the screen probably wouldn’t be that bad she can go invisible the whole woman is very frustrating to fight she’s Loki yes Loki is just as frustrating to fight [ __ ] careful Taco don’t forget your blink don’t forget your blink I’m with it I want to take out I didn’t get both I got one that’s fine we’ll get the other Jesus Christ I can’t okay doesn’t say I couldn’t knock him up a third time what a hit Yeah so yeah uh ADC Chimera it doesn’t matter if he gets even one kill the man is online they know that if I stay I’m going to be in trouble Taco get in there help him yeah but he jumped in by himself oh was that ours just getting All their health back that’s our Prime yeah is SW the Ally Tower destroyed yeah got it a while Taco get in there help him I have everything’s on cool down buddy see still on cool down and you’re now dead yep there goes cool down dude their jungler won’t leave us Alone your guys’ lanes better be just [ __ ] free I’m losing to shimi Taco just back right there just back there’s someone in the jungle no choice I must recharge yeah I can’t fight her well we took our we took their Tower so we win onl all Tower is under attack And that missal Cannon is ready go you if you can kill it got it they’re they’re going to keep attacking me Taco I have everything on cool down keep going running this way okay they’re out they’re out they’re on me I got out I’m back we got Her help our boy oh narash has like no h no no Mana oh yeah where’d he go where’d he go where did he oh all the way up there how did he get he teleported up there yeah he has blink he doesn’t have [ __ ] I think he teleported he teleported right There into the grass and ran up ah you need help x uh yeah go help him I’m just going to farm a little bit I’m getting boxed hard by this ship I’m getting out of here this is this is this is too risky there we go her thing is Popped oh our jungle went in on her he shouldn’t have he shouldn’t have I blocked that what’s son a guy I need anti-heal that’s what I need I got a back I’ll hold your lane go ahead was that a right lane yeah yeah there goes right right’s Falling apart they’re going to push all the way up to our inhibitor and chimer is going to eat it alive going back I’m going back I’m going back I think they’re going no don’t have Spirit Guardian up HRA and narbash missing Tower is under attack they’re going to go mid yeah they’re all Mid I’m going to lose left lane I’m pushing this uh I’m pushing this Lane up okay on my way what’s uh what’s 21 * 6 uh80 no that’s way more than 80 like 122 something like that 126 all this is a bad idea for me to flank from this position I’m not a Flanker I wouldn’t flank they’re all in the jungle on the left do I come left lane I mean mid you come they’re like they’re a lot mid but I mean if you got someone in your lane J you’re about to be flanked you should put that on the other Side next time yeah I tried to the prime got they took Spa sometimes it lets me place it through the wall sometimes it makes me go through the wall wow he really [ __ ] waited for me huh use the damn ultimate [ __ ] I’m being chased they’re all ignoring you guys they are ignoring you Guys in the [ __ ] ultimate over and over and over again come on [ __ ] this is it Yep they’re carry Chimera ADC is just doing whatever he wanted works really well an ally has SL an enemy yeah I’m Ron [ __ ] push the damn ult button a million times turns out I was pressing Four is under attack used to Smite only where we’re going to get anything done is if we uh you know kill them that would be nice cuz they don’t have a tank the thing that has a anti-heal on it anybody know I I know I was looking For anti-heal I’m right now I got one you have it too they have oh unfair trade yeah that’s what it was I could go attack Dragon I hear something retinal Cannon is ready to strike an ally oh no way it ran up there ran up to three people nice W [ __ ] Oh Come hey waa there no one there’s like four people in right lane [ __ ] they are yeah there’s a so many people in right I’ll take left he’s running around I just know it the enemy Tower is under attack go little [ __ ] be ATT they I knew they were going to Attack it has been defeated by an enemy surrender vote [ __ ] you dude be better at the game see which one of ours is it I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane more than likely I’m very excited that the Sega sweep is continuing from The game awards not for a while M Sega sweep quiet we Dro I wish Dro had like a stun that would be awesome oops hey I can take this Tower oh okay on TRS here they come go help GRS I’m going to die that’s RoR not GR eny Tower is under Attack what the [ __ ] diey tower has did he get it desty I did I got it she teleported to me and was invisible come on man yeah when fighting her like I I kind of put a ward down cuz that just count as her allies annihilated another game where assassins walk up Kill you in two hits how did K oh wait I probably know Al inhibitor destroyed link it up I still think we can bring it back I’m not even fully online yet we can bring back we got C and narbash right here cuz my silence doesn’t let them the What the [ __ ] I’m doing like no damage here and didn’t realized that uh going was doing a V3 hyper we’re killing the three behind you oh [ __ ] oh that’s Nar bash’s heal damn this gr is just not really doing much yeah I missed the pull yeah this grug Sucks doing everything I can I’m I’m [ __ ] I got yeah it’s the heal I got you I saved you no save myself I’m independent don’t need no man I’m independent don’t need no man [ __ ] you [ __ ] I jumped right over that okay keep moving how did I get rooted the Ally attack holy [ __ ] yeah let going the last game boys the [ __ ] away from me got you huh yay what the [ __ ] are you talking about chill out I’m trying to play a game ask her if it’s that time of the month no she came in here showing me all this gay porn [ __ ] God I was at I was at your [ __ ] wedding you’d think you’d know by now you know I was trying to focus and she’s like look at this hot dude like holy [ __ ] big [ __ ] the enemy tower under attack okay this all right my survivability is gone up Okay not by much but it’s there I can go get my anti- heal now so they so [ __ ] Chimera Chimera is the one that has I know you have anti I need anti too uh I’m going to go wait at Dragon I think I can kill that thing pretty oh Never mind [ __ ] I didn’t realize there were so many people there attack I’m coming going to die you’re you’re walking right into their entire team woo ah she’s invisible I’m coming guys up with you she like went in the bushes or some [ __ ] I’m going St her get her get her get get Her got her that invisible [ __ ] is around here somewhere walk walk walk together now she left I don’t know how she got out so easily Tower oh behind us she’s over there hey you got you got [ __ ] people come in middle and him don’t do it it’s too late already committed to the Cause you’re good I’m coming Jay or Vex all right I’m coming back get this cam get this CA on him on him get him there we go yeah it just requires our entire team we can kill two of them completely B all right now I’m going to start dealing Damage going to get icy gloves all we should go we should go for Dragon it’s no we got to defend the inhib deated by an enemy you guys can try for Dragon they just took it they were on it the whole time just uh W Prime guard the Ally inhibitor has Respawned all right we got our inhibitor back so that’s nice W Prime guard oh they’re on it yeah they’re on it oh no they’re at Blue they’re at Blue they’re here they’re here they’re here they’re here they’re also in blue but it came behind us get this [ __ ] he’s gone behind Us I’m hurt I can’t do much oh yeah I can give you a pull but that’s all I can do we got this person quartered there we go I’m blinded all right good he’s slow get he get Prime get Prime we got it we got It I’m going to back and deal with right lane I’m going to back’s coming be ready no he’s probably just going to take the inhibitor but we’re going to get Prime for this I’m going to back and stop take down here they come I can’t do that through it’s ours Back I saw a bunch of damage numbers did that just wipe the map of enemy minions uh I think it did and it damages their Inhibitors an ally has slain an enemy all right good job vex all right he got the inhib my chain doesn’t go through Towers okay that’s Stupid I mean it’s you know it’s a blocker I guess I mean like it’s there I don’t know part of me feels like it should be like pudges from Dota 2 where it could go through [ __ ] walls and all that that seems narbash and uh Korean woman mid I’m going back I need To buy stuff I know it seems a little broken but you got the it’s it’s the skill shot part of it because I’m not going to act like rector’s chain is the it ain’t no AR chain yeah it’s not no aries chain but it’s not no Pudge chain it’s not as Slow as that what did I buy I’ve never bought this critical hit increases defense Dam defense protection ooh all right I’m going to go ahead I’m going to see if I can’t push up a little bit up right cuz uh that would be nice make sure to Ward we got to Ward These areas oh the [ __ ] fast as [ __ ] now really we got our jungle and watch for a back door oh yeah mid lane mid lane two people careful that’s blue oh they’re taking our blue get her I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming oh you’re dead h Oh dude she had one Health no how’d she get all her health back come dude I got her so low if there wasn’t a second person there it would have been over yeah but we can definitely pull this back I’m I’m getting up there man turn on this C for Me he’s done get [ __ ] nice one push we need to push right in mid lane I’ll be there in 20 I’m getting tanky now so I’m coming online I’m going to start building damage I’m going to stop complaining about video games starting this year new Year new me you know I’m I’m going to start bitching about my allies way more though your LGBT I’ve already [ __ ] up 2025 will be my year your LGBT allies you’re going to complain about sure yeah they’re up they’re up they’re up back out back out I’m going Mone generator I’m going To push up right get Spirit guard Spirit guard they might come after us we we’re fast enough Ward Ward everywhere dude I’ve lost half my HP to these minions I need some sort of like Vamp oh they’re coming they’re coming they’re coming with me with me with me yeah I’m right here [ __ ] B all right they backed off we need to get it though we can’t let them have we need get it but we can’t we can’t just I mean I’m here I’m here okay I say good oh they’re trying we need we we need to play for pics play for Pics on get her get her oh Ting over here follow me follow me follow me killing narbash where you going [ __ ] come on I’m coming we’re coming back I’m sticking with Like Glue come on I got that [ __ ] joh mid no Spirit guard one guy J Jade you take it Everyone else push don’t worry about me I got this everyone else push in mid mid right now kill let’s go I didn’t know I killed them all hey K is behind us R do we have no Inhibitors that’s fine that’s fine on the oh I got it I got WIS I gots I Gots I’ll I’m going to to C [ __ ] oh we can push with that take don’t let her hit that again I got it I got it I’m going I’m not going to let WI take and also if Chimera would have turned around right there I thought he was going back to try Sneaking it’s okay we got it all right we we can win we know we can win now inhibitor’s back I’ll protect it against the uh the Winions remember the first 12 months are always the hardest out of the year I get that I feel that that’s a lot of money TR be a shame of somebody would a gank you and steal it yeah I have a I have this thing called like a delicious treat or some [ __ ] uh oh I’m level 18 I’m full I don’t think I can be a higher level yeah I’m maxed Ward Ward everything we got to Ward our jungle we should have taken an inhibitor with that but that was a good push back that’s what I was saying if we Got mid inhib would be in a good spot get Chimera get Chimera I’m coming around coming around the back but I’m going 12 and 11 oh [ __ ] go left I’m coming I’m coming I’m here I’m here I’m fighting I’m coming I’m on my way I’m running as fast as I can Alting I’m trying to keep you alive X oh okay say someone grab that bucker no assassin behind you assassin like fish behind you come on you want to get eat alive so easily I mean all you had to do was ass buddy come on Jay you got take push help assassin help assassin I’m coming right now behind you behind you I lost her I don’t know where she went follow GRS follow gr she’s in that direction Shield ready I lost her I have no idea where she went she’s out push a lane push a lane here just come come with me Taco we’re Taking the left in Hip go go go go go go there’s blood in the water now boys there’s blood in the water oh wait I just heard her I just heard her she’s right here I heard her too put a ward down over there I don’t Have ch’s up just go tank go tank we don’t have much time chim’s going to be on you bud assassin lady out get out all right let’s go let’s go get out get out get out we had it it’s too late dang even with all well I’m not really A no gr you’re the one that here we have to help him we can do this no don’t don’t don’t do not do not do not yeah he’s dead dead do not get out narbash and the rest just go I didn’t know narbash was There oh dude this is it no get the [ __ ] out of there I oh no he has one Health no he healed it all back I had it I had him I told y’all to leave we tried he jumped on me that jump goes a millions of miles Abandon grux abandon grux the hesitation when grux was there is what killed you well you’re gay like this [ __ ] Gru is all is a clonic bar you cannot depend on it here we come nope it doesn’t matter took the h I say it’s okay I was say I thought my Respon timer said 60 I wait I have been waiting yeah the the ult would have been good I keep forgetting to use my ultimate what does it do it it pushes enemies away and pushes me back and does a lot of damage dude that’s awesome I Just keep forgetting I’m not doing it on purpose well they’re not pushing even though they totally can I’ve got life steal now quiet got him that’s one they have no support in that’s all you guys come on Jay keep up them G look for assassin I haven’t stopped clicking I haven’t stopped Clicking push left lane take left I’ll be I’ll go mid I’ll go mid oh he want to take this we should take Prime Prim guard yeah take Prim guard feels good to be the king put a w down put a w down I did I’m running I’m taking that Inhibitor oh he just took it it had health still yeah it destroys in come with me mid come with me mid I should have taken red oh [ __ ] I’m coming I can beat her I can beat her good thing you don’t have to cuz with friends like these who needs Enemies take all the inhs all the inhibs all the in take them all take them all take them all take them all go go go go go all right get ready to fight Jay I’m protecting you with my life you got all I’m going in boys Taco you got to we got To keep this guy alive I got you I’m sticking to you like blue there’s no minions here time Barrow kir is dying he’s gone I can’t seey I’m dying up I might die I might die don’t die for this Jay don’t die for this it’s okay it’s okay 2v 3v2 get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] you win you win you win that’s how we [ __ ] do it I got to scream as L as I can there we go sometimes you just need a little less gun hey I’m Breck here Taco MVP N I won be this is such a Surprise I didn’t use my ultimate I used my he like twice that whole [ __ ] game hey I’m rck hey I’m red in here listen man I’m just saying you can be ADC all you want the only thing you’re going to get is a face full of Fist and my B what are you on about I don’t know I forgot holy [ __ ] I killed it out there what was a battle record what are we looking at here 20-7 we love to see 15 assists that’s right dude I was on that I was on that and to think I’m a [ __ ] support Port M okay uh what hero should I get next H I should probably buy drango cuz I don’t actually have him oh Revenant I could give Revenant a try I’ve never played him oh man fing camra took 16,000 more damage than me the life steal on that Man was insane oh yeah his life still was up there man what about that weird looking rat oh the what’s his name m I’d play M di out I’m going to go eat dinner and talk to the wife if we get a chance afterwards I’ll join you guys okay here Here’s what I’m thinking I already know how Dro I could go R to support uh you could yeah here’s what I’m thinking I I buy Dro because I already know how he works and I guarantee that I keep him or I buy Revenant and then I lose drungo if he’s not in weekly Rotation cuz I’d like to buy Revenant but I’ve never played him before I didn’t even play him when he was in um I didn’t even play him when he was on Epic okay okay wee ball dude I’m telling you these coins are kind of a [ __ ] to get yeah it’s They’re pretty already I got like 5K for no reason well it’s your it’s your exploration pass yeah so when if you play you’ll get some yeah I got to level up some more just get rant you’re going to hate yourself if you don’t get him I mean He’s not going anywhere I’m always going to get him Revenant leaves sorry jay you didn’t buy me in time cuz the thing is if if I get Revenant and I don’t like him and I go get drango and I don’t get any coins and I can’t play Dro Anymore you’re looking at this too meticulously I’m looking at it realistically all right what do you feel like playing I can go R to support or I could go Murdoch uh I want to I want to play some narbash I haven’t played him in a while oh he wants to play some M peace out taco let me know when you’re back well One V one that was a good [ __ ] game that was a good match that’s what I want that was a good we we we thought they thought they had us but the oh he has a Reload what I I think Sil I’m I’m going to buy him that way I know cuz I I like Dro a lot I really like him you’re pretty good as him so if I buy Revenant and I’m not feeling it and drango goes away we’re [ __ ] cuz I can always get Revenant later Yeah yeah you if you play once you played enough games you’ll get a bunch of you’ll get to a point of the expiration pass where you’ll get literally 3,000 coins I just got got another 1,500 coins for no reason I don’t know why uh exporation pass your Exploration pass uh gives you a bunch of coins just for doing stuff that’s probably how you did it not the point um I’m not afraid of Never Getting Revenant it’s just I the Aussie the Aussie grenade thrower is killer so I’ll go support if you want to go more Do I got that skin now so I have drip damn you’ve been playing a lot you’ve been doing solos yeah if I get Murdoch I seldom lose even when I’m losing and like my my entire team is like going negative I I can reliably hold my own like I Always win my Lane except for that one game but we don’t talk about that g yeah when um uh where is my boy there he is so forgot forgot what I was going to say I like you I I uh I play Smite I don’t stream it very Often I feel like uh it’s not super fun for people to watch I got a Quadra that game is that awesome not a yeah I saw I saw that all right I don’t want to hear this half glass empty [ __ ] right now I’m still riding that high man that was awesome we’re all Adcs oh no okay I mean okay oh my God I’m going to have to pick up the slack we have no [ __ ] some characters are broken I’d say all the Korean K-pop players are like not balanced super well cuz they’re more new whereas like they just have to replicate what the old Characters did before and then just adjust some numbers around begin are they really in the of poop yeah in in their in their lore their uh their K-pop Idols based have sex with K-pop idols and kill them shouldn’t have bought that oh well you could undo it yeah it’s too Late reported for thr oh sub zoto he’s in chat oh really yeah all right now time to blame everything on him blame everything on him forever all right I’m going to put my ward here we lost the game uh where’d you put your ward I didn’t put it down yet put It right there I’m going to wait till minion spawn oh good call you’re right as most things I’m right in no leverian my my birthday is in August he an August baby I am an August baby I think I heard bushes they are you did yeah I’ll hit the range minions a little Bit all right that should be easy for you thank you me taxing a last hit oo so sorry it’s only the Canon me I hate when people tax like if all the me don’t this hack the [ __ ] Canon minion yeah no you obviously give that to ADC everybody knows that J I don’t know where your delicious uh big where is their ADC the enemy Tower is under attack Muriel is their support oh I [ __ ] up I miss one CS the game’s over uh 10 more seconds I’ll put a ward in a good spot won’t probably won’t last Long cuz it can’t go invisible your X Ward can go invisible but uh I don’t think the rest oops I took that last that I figured I don’t blame you really where’ my word go we’re going to get the living [ __ ] ined out of us oh absolutely she honestly if she keeps Taking these last hits for herself she’s going to be a higher level than us the Ally Tower is under to play a little bit more aggressive them going to have to my st’s not ready I just stop her from farming then [ __ ] three man gank incoming right yeah for it gank Loading my stuns ready I’m going to hit her in three two one that’s her blink blink pop she won’t be able to do that again stuns ready I’m going to hit her in three 2 one [ __ ] I’m going to put my w down it’s gone oh here she is chimy Chang heav Fury who’s that woman that heal it up I don’t know is that a silence what is that is this just AOE damage it’s a stun I think and a shield for allies oh Subs Areo flanked Tower is under attack I I I don’t know I I don’t know What just I got her go nice I’m going to go up in the air and die it’s like a it’s like a female Greystone uh Vex could you help me get purple yeah D is really feing for it I need Mana to heal him going to Auto one more time I got it Thanks oh [ __ ] they he needs help but he’s too far away we can try he’s fine enemy if you I’ll kill him she’s running away he double kill he didn’t need our help he’s fine the I am going to go over there though and uh confirm that kill Yeah all right I confirmed it over there it happened over there definitely dead yep they are definitely dead this is factual here back them faster someone someone’s in the jungle get ready for a gank they are I’m going to help them with this I’m going to put some hurt in this Tower The enemy Tower is under attack all right we got it has defeated by an ally all right my stuns ready I don’t think she knows I’m here 3 two one [ __ ] overed dude why didn’t you just kill her in two hits what the what the did you do dude she killed Me dude Chimera is popping the [ __ ] off good gank incoming good thing I put that Ward there huh he just broke it all Tower is under attack no he didn’t no way it ran out that fast when you put it there a while ago I put it back oh oh that’s an ally I’m going to back beautiful day nice weather Warm are we going to shoot something soon war is under attack Murdoch you’re supposed to be a police officer not Urban up sub zoto’s right there back up a little bit we a lock oh my God he he took her to another [ __ ] Dimension the Alli Tower is under attack the come Dimension I don’t want watch this sounds scary [ __ ] shot her in the back while she was bling Detroit sty you know just cuz all right uh I I thought he wasn’t but sub zoto [ __ ] you he the Cs what he’s stealing the Cs he’s taxing the lane yeah [ __ ] him all right here can you help me can you help me get purple he’s not the jungler he is the jungler no he’s not Cher is what he’s mid and he’s letting mid die I I didn’t know that I thought he was the jungler he’s Jewish that [ __ ] kill him legary come with you not exactly the most useful by myself an ally has been twin blast died twin blast throwing that was really about to Total twin blast death slam dunk a twin blast into the Garbage we could flank left all right see you [ __ ] the Allied Tower is under attack [ __ ] I never bought my Al this [ __ ] guy literally throwing even a mem at this point there we go Fang Fang ding [ __ ] chicken marala PF Changs just died to the tower enmy Tower is under Attack iar okay I got my did we win yeah we we won ventilator ready you want to know why uh twin blast is probably so [ __ ] strong he’s just Apollo oh we’re violating this Tower we’re going to get it it’s a little [ __ ] up yeah it sucks doesn’t it Revenant When your L as taxes doesn’t it has destroyed dude Revenant has no health I’m [ __ ] [ __ ] on him an ally help has slain an enemy that’s right should tax it I’m taxing your kill where CH is Chimera is jfj right now I just I just helped take left Tower but he’s jfj in another game you can’t you can’t do that I’m helping there’s nothing that I did that was bad I [ __ ] took a tower hey hey uh let’s go get dragon let’s go get dragon I’m stealing kill we’re doing so well I’m just going to start pissing my allies Off uh Vex let’s get let’s get dragon and then can you get yeah get that lane and then help me get uh the dragon and then help me get blue please cuz my Mana use is Harsh over for your purple uh purple’s kind of dinky it’s a it’s a weaker Version of Blue oh it’s like a quick burst of it blue gives you a bunch of Mana regen and a bunch of spell power uh purple gives you 14 seconds of Mana regen okay so just a quick pick up it’s it’s a simple here’s a quarter of your Mana back really helpful for narbash but Nar bash on people J acted like an airplane and taking Towers you know it okay uh help me get blue please what if I steal blue would that be so funny yeah it’d be hilarious what if I snipe it I do about 90 Damage use your old I got it I got it I saw that hey hey hey gank right G right we can get this [ __ ] no she has a global Lo she’ll Fly Away not her no no no Muriel does that I Know M that’s Muriel that’s not Muriel that’s the that’s the Blond hair woman is under attack okay that’s what I’m saying let’s go kill her no Wards huh murder loading where you going need where you Going feels good being the best support in the game she was like she was like I can’t move I can’t I can’t breathe I can’t breathe so [ __ ] up making a reference the F PS I thought you were referencing something else Ally something much more dangerous and Cynical does this have a does this ult have a range now what you just missed to no I that was right on did not like what happens next oh dude your back’s got music that’s cool yeah play some sick dub Stu that’s if you’ve never seen fesh pin 3 Don’t don’t don’t be like that right now what the the I can’t breathe thing I don’t give a [ __ ] about fentanyl floor now Floyd pick it up the only guy I care about is Johnson he’s kind of a cuck now he’s a very big cuck I I haven’t kept up with Him in 10 years what did he do it’s just he’s just a c TW blast don’t leave me here [ __ ] Dome Dome G his wife’s been getting you [ __ ] do anything Yeah by me that’s crazy the enemy Tower is under attack he might be a victim of peaceful protests If you continue this this line of chat oh burned out of McDonald’s Charlie no just Ray William Johnson uh he completely turned entirely different than what he what he the way he speaks normally cuz he knew he was falling out of relevancy after he willingly gave up relevancy Tower is under Attack an ally has game was taking screenshots during his all read the pin I’m not apologizing going the enemy tower has been hey enemies missing left careful in mid I got Revenant over here there’s the here’s more that’s healing up is ready let’s go am I brawling right Now is that yeah I was about to say how am I winning this we be brawling braing we fly high you know we brawling sup [ __ ] this is Chad Warden a triple oh my God Chad Warden tell you my PS3 make the best game uh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey turn Around that dude said eny in don’t even need our help attack we can kill the under yeah we can the unink can kill us in one shot right I’m healing so no he can’t then we got to go back left he has has attack everyone has an attack came Through oh you you press h to summon it an ally it’s an active it’s a little orb I carry around I’m going to bring it down mid lane I’m going to help left oh she just Ed so did I let fix up my boy here he’s hurt he’s hurting he’s Hurting feels nice though you can get all your health back go underlings come here en it’s crazy he took your kill so wait whoever kill so whoever kills Prime underling gets that orb yeah okay noted inhibitor is under attack I was wondering when they were going to surrender Victory Yeah this guy was this guy was unhinged I am hungry what should I order for dinner as how about you cook I do not have anything to cook I do have steaks to marinade but I want to marinade them tomorrow you have aat make some scrambled eggs you’re right I do have a Cat I heard there are great delicacy in [Laughter] China how about you play Minecraft they got bullied by Shrek with drums sushi for the Sega sweep that is a lot of money Thompson having sushi delivered having sushi delivered that’s not that’s not good some chicken and I’m Not about to go hey guys I’m going to have hom delivered Sushi please donate so I can afford it no that’s gay that’s really [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m just going to buy normal food 18 bacon cheeseburgers eight bacon cheeseburgers oh yeah not my roommate door I still I Still remember exactly where I was the very first time I heard King ass Ripper it was it was uh I was in cornhole Patrol server I was playing I was playing gunfire reborn and I kept hearing it and how loud and prolonged the farts kept going and I I couldn’t See there was so many tears in my eyes I couldn’t see and I didn’t wash my face that day so it like I can’t see I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard and I’m sitting there shooting this boss and I’m like if I die the whole Run’s [ __ ] and I’m I have like three different debuffs on me right now off off oh yeah oh yeah get some uh Jack in the Box tacos dude Jack in the Box in general e Jack in the Box is awesome what do you want listen man Jack in the Box is not have the best Burgers I’m going to be honest it doesn’t even have the best chicken sandwiches but they have the best tacos no best burgers bro it’s a literal slice of cheese and a taco and that’s what makes it so good the nearest Jack In The Box to me Is 4 hours that’s such sh you’re like damn I’m super drunk and it’s 4 in the morning I want some 50 cent tacos from Jack and I want the little tiny tacos I want the little tiny tacos hey it’s not in the gunfire video jgs I was I was off off stream And Panda Express some orange chicken sounds pretty good right now so you want to wake up in the middle night [ __ ] yourself what’s that wasting money so jfj P Express does not make me no Panda Express doesn’t make me [ __ ] thank you Thompson Panda Express near me actually uh wait wait right There I’m in a good mood wait right there wait what do I not put us in Q no don’t but he’s minecra if you want to be put in Q he wouldn’t be ready yes bug D dum dum dum dum pressing Q I’m going to change my Pants why would you change your pants Jim Grand ping my brother yeah leave it to marinate wait so you get smell it didn’t change all of the dream come on come on how does it mean when I feel bad for that guy he he opened up for Imagine Dragons and nobody gave a [ __ ] about him I mean yeah he’s just a random ass guy it’s true he’s just some random dude you good like I I occasionally see him on my YouTube short just a moment Vex he he is not like a m music guy that that is just One random thing he got viral because he just do random comedy shorts well he obviously wanted to be at least a little popular I guess everyone wants to be a little popular well 99% of people do I don’t I’m fine with what I’ve got right here I am okay with guess What guess what buddy you’re popular no listen if I get any more popular I’m going to start playing Minecraft and then I’m going to start playing Minecraft a lot then going to start Speed running and then going to conventions and then suddenly girlfriends start looking younger and younger and then out of Nowhere I’m going to get like why don’t you take a SE right over there Jesus Christ all right I’m queuing yeah you can queing well you’ve already met the first step playing Minecraft well playing Minecraft doesn’t immediately make you a a pedo it’s everything I don’t know I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane first Minecraft he’s going to start playing going don’t worry guys she’s 10,000 years old she just looks like a [ __ ] 10-year-old all of the dream come on come on uh okay so party burritos uh I want like a Chalupa N I don’t by that Wasteland skin I literally cannot purchase anything in this game because the UI does not work like shop shop go here my game crashed hey it’s a sign Minecraft my [ __ ] game crashes want to work you know what the whole game doesn’t want to work my [ __ ] game Crashed the [ __ ] the [ __ ] timing on that was I’m so lonely [ __ ] what stun would I be if my stream view count was as much as my sub view count it’ll never happen realistically but that’d be cool I dude I’m fine with just 500 people showing up every now and Again cuz that’s that’s a lot man that’s crazy imagine 500 people are in the room talking and and watching you do something that’s cool and then as soon as you leave the room all you can hear through multiple walls it’s just egg egg egg that would probably kill me though If I was in a room with 500 people that were interested in anything I had to say I’d probably either spur out get mad at someone be so annoyed I just [ __ ] sat there and didn’t do anything or start chatting up start chatting up all the Minecraft players you know what I’m no yeah shotgun yeah exactly now play it I’ll play it later you got to scan the room for a single play it now I’m not very good at Minecraft since the new stuff I can’t seem to actually make any progress cuz I don’t strip mine ever There we go I just build quaries and then dig but the Deep slate is so rough I’m about to get an enchantment table so it’s going to be get an enchantment table with mending plus efficiency see will be Gucci well I’ve already got one of those I got I found Two books of mending somehow I know you gave me one of them I need mending plus efficiency 4 and I’ll be able to deal with the Deep slate I’m working on it I’m just I can’t I can’t remember the coordinates for home oh that’s why you want me to show Up so I’m looking I’m looking in the past stream for when you told me no way hold on I can’t remember hold on God damn it are you kidding me hold on hold on shotgun give me a second I’ll log on cuz my base is like save me a two-minute Walk from I need hell piece of [ __ ] I can hear someone echoing my screams can log into Minecraft I have so much [ __ ] I have things I never even ordered any food baste we master rank now Jim Jim my boy help me I’m lost on a boat in the middle of the Ocean I don’t know where I am and I’m scared and I’m wet there fre uh are you Murdoch again yeah oh I get a good game in then I’ll try then I want to do a RoR support so we’ll swap oh I had it backwards I was going to Negative X Positive Z instead of positive x negative Z save me Jus I’ll do one more game of paragon oh never mind I’m going to do like two more games of Paragon and then uh and then I’ll play some Minecraft relax [ __ ] people go play mcraft cringe craft idiot stupid na ne baby craft Vex You are sitting there playing a MOA you have no opinion a dead MOA let’s let’s be honest here stupid ass idiot craft I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane thanks Kade whaton or as my friends call a drunk Burger Water Burger does sound pretty Good I like that what’s your go-to water bger well they don’t [ __ ] make my favorite burger at water bger anymore bur in the name of the her I’ve had what a burger and in and out once in my life I I thought that was better I do not Like In-N-Out at all however however in-n-out’s fries suck In-N-Out is tasty the last meal Mex and I had we were in Vegas was In-N-Out that’s where I had it will Rexel do you ever get tired of M [ __ ] on him no up oh no my my no they broke my [ __ ] Ward I’ll put it back if they Ward here I’m going to put mine to get rid of it they can see the bush moving yeah I what you need EGS too many eggs okay gueston when I was in lad I eat four dozen eggs Neo guest onism eat eggs Daily women can’t read beat up furries when I was a EG I four dozen lad oh oh this server This Server is a little laggy you notice that too yeah did you expand matchmaking yeah that’s why we’re playing with the actual Koreans did she just blink the all Tower she just blinked who Which one Muriel Bas I have an idea for a construction project Jay all right I’m going to St three 2 one come on I don’t think that was a stun man she used her thing oh no don’t do it don’t do it call just calm down don’t do it no grenade Launcher I don’t have it now I got it what a sh she doesn’t know that doesn’t do a whole lot of damage still waiting for the stun all right you want your [ __ ] stun here me that done in like a fool here will you help me get uh purple man Already has no Mana dude I’m I just put I just healed you already has no man I do about 66 I got it here we go oh Boyers Vex controlling his Pitbull narat an ally has been SL I just took out the W down man [ __ ] you don’t sh that is Not where I wanted to throw that remember we’re we’re we’re laggy yeah I think that’s why I’m not doing that great tower is under attack so we got to we got to act like we’re hey it’s Artemis in the jungle oh yeah he’s dead has he could have rotated but we Did I mean he could have waited before he got like crazy aggressive that is not where I threw that the Allied Tower is under attack I’m home daddy’s home and he’s been drinking please take it on to Mom please really low on Mana bro all right do you have A no I don’t have enough Mana for a stun gank gank yep that’s why we Ward the Prime Spirit has SW the Ally Tower is under damn that was a good throw yeah three skeletons and three pagers rest in peace Jim you [ __ ] suck I’m going in suck at the now now you suck at I got you I’m going back run in a straight line just go I got You you son of a [ __ ] an ally has been she’s going back too both back then yeah I just don’t have enough Mana for this the all Tower is under attack League of Legends mixed with mountain Blade 2 no funny comparison inaccurate though the CRI Guardians under has long dick of The law battleborn but fun no battleborn wasn’t fun I was going to say it wasn’t a MOA what incorrect was a MOA wasn’t good it was so fun bro dude MOBA [ __ ] B was not good I don’t care what you say you’re insane you’re actually [ __ ] I hate to break it to you Vex battle was not good if it was so damn good why is it [ __ ] dead a month out of its release CU they thought they could compete with bro you know what they said they were like now we can go Toto with OverWatch let me tell you this I jacked off to OverWatch more than battleborn so battleborn suck factual factual there’s uh there’s no there’s a ward in the um put that there what the hell was that whoa whoa oh imagine that heal of yours J could Heal the minions how broken that be he used to Nar bashes could back in the day oh it capped out at about 10% of their health the enemy Tower is under attack head up no nope good work you [ __ ] bit she she’s out she’s out let be Out flash is down now no that CA loading Camara gake loading yeah there’s your stun there’s your damn stun uh will you get these last hits and help me with purple battleborn was fun dude battle BN was not that good [ __ ] insane it was so fun it was an Innovative Innovative game A lot it wasn’t that UI was awful there’s too much [ __ ] on the screen it revolutionized the genre had a very uncomplicated build system what was that uh I will give you that the builds were not complicated what was that movement game that came out at like the same time Where it’s like zero gravity or whatever trying to remember yeah it’s trying to compete with OverWatch as well law Breakers law Breakers no no no no that wasn’t law Breakers law Breakers was where you played as the Terry crw attack no you’re thinking of the over the one that died Because it was oversaturated and didn’t do anything good didn’t do anything unique oh yeah law Breer the one was it okay I’m thinking of yeah what am I thinking of with Terry Crew crack down three crack down yes crack down for sure I love the original Crackdown that is a really fun Game nice Ward idiot nice ADC idiot next time consider eating a salad fat ass diabetes much [ __ ] it doesn’t look like there’s a backpedal penalty how did that hit I use my missil so it it flew in with the missiles homing missile Club watch this Al oh my God that’s dude that goes way too far all right will let’s kill it yes or no do it Hurry man the Ali Tower is under attack that’s the only thing the grenade is good for it’s such a it’s harassment it’s doing exactly what it’s supposed to do supposed to harass hey man I’m going to go back I need something to help my Mana here you Should back up too we don’t have enough Wards we don’t have any Wards in the in the flank I’m going to back yeah yeah go they took underling has been defeated by an enemy there’s two people in Solo oh that’s going to [ __ ] up right lane here I’ll go right I’ll go right Help him there goes that tower that thing’s gone the Allied Tower destroyed oh my God he’s still alive yeah it’s easy to keep going you you cannot stun it all right I stopped it before I got to the inhibitor the Allied Tower is under attack all right Vex I’m Coming oh black bet a lamb black had a child wild gigantic gigantic was really good gigantic suffered from to under no marketing and a okay uh I almost had her she teleported right before I got her about it gigantic suffers from no marketing and IT No you son of a [ __ ] I have my old I have my old it’s done [ __ ] too about permanent [ __ ] invisibility I got you King I got to go I got to back incoming another flank she lived Tower she’s still back there too if only you had your ult I did I Ed her ah what a shame no grenade launcher he grenade launcher is not that it’s too slow she probably would have just ignored it diamond J’s Cory Don’t Mind If I Do R bit as we am left Lan stay with me oh you got have incoming from mid the eny To God we killing Muriel with this an ally an enemy vexel it’s one kill they got away you will survive dude it was like the frame if I wasn’t if we didn’t have this ping I would have gotten her actually wish we could see our ping you can it’s in the top Left 160 lovely my frames are 140 that explains my uh my stream lagging cuz OBS is capped at OBS is kept at 60 and it can’t go any higher that’d be cool if OBS could go higher but it uh it can’t hello that’s a dungeon sounds like you got to pay for That no OBS isn’t a pay program I’m sure there’s a plugin somewhere that would be able to increase the frame rate of OBS I forget do you use streams OBS or OBS Studio I use the good OBS okay oh so you use OBS Studio I I cannot count how many times Streamlabs has deleted all my scenes I’ll never use them Again yeah C was kind of going to town a man let me get some Subway Subway what you getting Subway meatball sub and a tuna sub tuna yeah like tuna tuna Subway oh Subway it’s good yeah with a no tuna DNA in it don’t you love your $14 foot long yeah steak and Cheese what kind of cheese though shotgun that’s the real question Pro alone e what do you mean EJ pepper oh no no no on on that one no uh uh American e findly the subway this 911 September 11th yeah that Subway ad n Subway’s too expensive I’m not doing that Chick-fil-A What about that one chicken place you had that one time I forgot what it was called Golden yeah golden dude I ordered some chicken strips from uh Golden Chick and they were so small they were so pathetically [ __ ] tiny switch to integer FPS values let’s let’s let’s Dive Right into these OBS settings All right you want to go Dro I can go Dro did you try the medicine drug I need to get rid of these eggs oh this patient is sick oh he’s got saris no he’s got lupus no he’s got [ __ ] butt herpes I think you’re under Something bumped it up to 120 frames to see if that would help I do not know if that’s going to lag anything did the changes not take effect until uh the start streaming Foreman I hired you specifically to go rob people’s houses and find out more patient Info a you [ __ ] oh my obsidian why why do you sound like a half-life scientist no I’m with the mining team me when I’m with the mining team oh thank God you’re here I’m the one man that knows every st stop way more laggy I’m hungry and I want like a bunch Of different things but they’re so expensive I’m just not I’m not willing to do it Donald if I could go to Panda Express that’ be nice do they not uh Uber Easter door Dash Panda Express uh they do they do but it’s just it’s expensive as [ __ ] to get [ __ ] delivered yeah it’s Expensive what about just have Tyrion go get it he lives a rentree dude he sure does doesn’t he hey I’m red all I can’t wait for you to miss all those whip specs dead ass yeah yeah all right Tyrion here’s 20 bucks go get me Taco Bell oh Yeah Tyrion walks up to the counter pulls out a [ __ ] Sig okay games how many tacos am I supposed to get Savor tip number one take two pieces of tree bark and some grass you can even add a little water for seasoning granted it takes a little tin to chew people eating well Done oh that that was delicious that was very satisfying that was satisfying you know what I am going to have Golden Chick from starvation I mean really serious golden chick’s chicken uh chicken tenders are bad but Golden Chick by itself like with some some bacon some oh yeah oh yeah their their their Chicken sandwiches are actually pretty good cheeseburger Sloter [ __ ] greas cheese and bacon [ __ ] Mar six [ __ ] corn dogs oh yeah I did not know he had more than fart on my room door I love it CED [ __ ] mayonnaise smashing it with some beer oh yeah right okra why is there a [ __ ] Witch in the caves I I I just I I I get the same taste of okra as I do squash I don’t like squash that’s fair maybe maybe it doesn’t like you never thought [ __ ] doesn’t [ __ ] you I’m a threat to squash I’m going to squash to squash I’m going to Squash o I’m squashing sir what the [ __ ] are you doing um it is called squash that is why I’m squishing you want to squish the squash Chief you mind telling me what you’re doing in that farm sir I’m going to squash hello go Sama hey Vex up uh looks like they’re uh Just straight up wiping the classes and XP in uh Starship Troopers they’re going to rehaul the entire thing damn that sucks don’t know they just they’re going to do it why though I don’t know they’re G they’re going to wipe and go I’m doing my part [ __ ] honestly I’m kind of Glad they dodged because those guys were probably going to be really annoying black black who what what what color was her skin that’s not why she’s called Black Betty that is not why she’s called black bet hey sh what’s your favorite number not black bet was a black Person that is not why she’s called black p I don’t know man they call her black p i feel like you did you not ever not even one time listen to the [ __ ] song never not even one whoa racially divers by sced now my favorite number is 47 not you [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] Mor look man why what you call be called Black Betty the song explains why she’s called look look it’s it’s a white tailed deer because it tail is white Black Betty is black she thought she was just called black Petty cuz she’s a black girl black pett black Petty Ware going Wild okay Jim everybody he streams on Twitch TV jimo make sure to go there and report him I can’t see these things on Twitch so but I can [ __ ] dude you guys got to [ __ ] commit to the bit don’t make our jungle our jungle was like Saying I don’t know how to Jungle so like you know kind of works out we have been every every time someone has someone has left it’s been saving us cuz I did not like how these matchups were going black don’t don’t trust me man racially don’t test me I I’ll I’ll I’ll let Everyone listen to what Caesar thinks about the city of Detroit let’s not do that someone help me my New Vegas Jank what Mar are you using read the New Vegas Bible yeah I’m not reading all that uh creeper oh man man oh man I ever tell you Guys did I ever tell you guys that chat go ahead in all chat yeah users who use chat inappropriately may be subject to restrictions [ __ ] anyway I ever tell you guys that the subnotica video the one that like did super super super well almost got copyright claimed because I put don’t Mine at night there what what did you mean by that there was a there was a song that I put in that had don’t mine at night and they copyrighted it they copyright the phrase don’t mind at night no they copyrighted the song The fan-made song of it’s last Friday night Don’t mind at night yeah the Minecraft cut the Minecraft [ __ ] song is copyrighted I hate Minecraft youtubers luckily I managed to [ __ ] get around it God add Revenue your children dude imagine that video that the subnotica video getting stifled because it got copyrighted that would suck man said Stifled yeah we wouldn’t have known the joy of subnotica 1811 what I’m saying is [ __ ] unknown worlds because because of the subnotica [ __ ] we’re not getting ns3 without the subnotica not getting ns3 cuz ns2 sucks ns2 is still NS 2 has probably one of the most dedicated Player bases I’ve ever seen it’s kind of autistic but TF2 is good no TF2 is not [Laughter] a good TF2 is not a dedicated uh fan base it is a fan base that has Stockholm syndrome I love those [ __ ] I love those those posts on Twitter that TF2 is The most dedicated and friendly Community ever dude I learned the nword from TF2 oh you’re live on Twitch have a Merry Christmas have a Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Dr I’m ring it what God Save the Queen see I like tf2 a lot and I really hope that they Get you know the the the over the T The Source 2 TF2 overhaul that they deserve but dude ef2 is [ __ ] old and it’s been infested with furries gay people Predators I I repeat myself so the point is pf2 needs something but I don’t know if an update is going to fix It I don’t know to start they added snakes to snake water valve loves us have you ever seen those snakes in in the hammer editor they have very low poly no no the direct opposite this snakes in snake waterer are like over 5,000 polygons they’re huge people were asking like why is Snake water so unoptimized that that is why it is unoptimized if you ever get into a fight with a tf2 fan delete the coconut from their game watch them collapse that’s a lie that one is a lie however the the the cow on two Fort the little cutout Cow you remove that that’ll crash your game what yeah so the TF2 coconut is not true that like if you delete the the coconut PNG that doesn’t do anything that’s not true that was a Mandela effect however the cutout cow that is on like almost every map and the one specifically on Two Fort that I’m talking about if you remove that then that will crash your game like how do you go into the files and replace the texture if I remember haunted cow there’s a there’s a twin blast in those bushes right there the game will also crash if you remove the File your footsteps on Sur I don’t know here let me see if I can shoty right there he’s right there get get your ward get your ward in the bushes that coconut texture is for soldiers uh coffee emote eh you know what can you do you know coffee coconuts I don’t see their Support I’m just going to scare him like T posing you walk up you you’re putting your [ __ ] finger in his face I’m not touching you I’m not touching you you’re also in Sprint by the way you’re going to get rooted o I’m rooting o the enemy Tower is under attack Yeah he can’t he can’t get Cs and pay attention to me at the same time level 10 fear tactics so smart Vex you know that Vex learning what pressure is in real time it’s amazing is this what it’s like to be in a game with someone that plays ns2 H yeah it’s it’s it’s eye opening why can’t we just make amends ho ho ho I’m going to give you presents I’m giving you presents oh God damn it ker there’s some there’s someone over there Spirit please I promise I I promise I not Grinch kill anym Spirit who that murdog that’s Murdog I I sh Johnny back from now get back get back get back get back back want me to pull you can no don’t don’t don’t I don’t even know if it goes that far he’s in that bush yeah I know I just yeah Jay really missing out will You just [ __ ] grow up I found 13 diamonds in your quaries yeah my Quarry that won’t get like find me [ __ ] you you’re that pi the guy who stopped mining right before diamonds that’s me addictions I can quit any time I want I’m good a is literally just one block away From onar one gazillion Diamond all right bring it back Chimera is here hold this I got my pull that’s all you that’s all you nice work oh that’s First Blood I got it very good I don’t even think he hit me hey do you want uh do you want uh Purple sure know you take it my Mana okay oh I took it anyway oh well I wasn’t thinking not stressing Vex whenever Ste thinking that’s how I get my kills be real Vex you don’t think I don’t think I put the ward in the bush kill This you want the money yeah you go his brain is just a pasta maker that continuously feeds itself more pasta I don’t think I simply do tower under attack I mean it works it’s effective give him that much there’s a there’s a Geral in my brain constantly running on a wheel Broke I I can bring it back the battle for that Ward right [ __ ] your vision so is this supposed to be Murdoch support what is this get him get him yet I I fig blink back out disengage they took it all our WS I got one more I’m going to replace the one in the jungle attack I see it get all right nice get him what is there to get Vex he he he he popped his Dash that was going to get him had he not did that I didn’t see a dash he’s jump his little uh yeah his Little jet boost I didn’t see that doesn’t matter I’m I’m joking grenade Murdock oh you all you okay oh yeah I’m going to be bait I’m going my back yet look out get back get back oh bye Greystone get him get him get him get him buddy get him he’s silenced all You that’s what you get from messing with the best ow nice I got a back we could get him oh I’m I’m I’m One auto from Death okay that’s fine I’m I out of my blink as well but you got the kill which is what matters there’s two people here now L Way yeah Murdoch and twin blast are both here I don’t know how they expect to let this like make this work ow [ __ ] twin blast is in the bushes careful the right on the left I don’t know which Bush but he’s there here since you’re here I’m going To help with this and then I’m going to oh he’s trying to grenade mey I’ll be right back yeah I got you oh oh yeah yeah hey jeez yeah keep driving you Jolly piece of candy cane elf it’s pretty funny SCU Soldier proves over and over again that he is one of The funnier people that I have the privilege of interacting with everybody else is just chat I was attacking twin blast I saw I fell back what I mean by everybody else’s chat I mean everybody else is still funnier than me but I still remember the way I worded that sounded Bad and you know what I apologize that sounded really bad oh quiet oh no I apologize that is not what I meant to say that is on me splitting my brain power between a MOA and trying to make sure Vex doesn’t [ __ ] dive Ward shoot this I see it I’m on It get him get him oh you I’m going to start him I’m going to him get him get him yeah and that’s support if chat would forgive me I would like to reiterate what I meant I recognize scuff because he frequently says very funny things as does chat so you’re not funny CH oh wait wait that’s also not what I meant can I get one more do over no I recognize SCU because scuffed is funny than me as is everyone else in chat that’s what I actually meant to say hearing that everyone else is chat so everyone else is funnier than me That’s that’s literally what I meant to say get him oh I missed this bro I’m level eight I don’t have my yet whoops you never got it I forgot I forgot need something back in device I forget you’re look oh you’re just back like that Yes cuz now I have my big bad boy blast I’ll kill you shut up twin blast I’m going to kill you attack the only thing that stops me here is cuz I have support has been defeated by an ally the prime Guardians underne has been defeated come here hi get over Here Vex realizing he is good in every role oh yeah dude I was [ __ ] face as RoR you were in those games I I I fully I fully acknowledged that uh should I go damage or just just be more defensive do whatever you feel I’m I’m uh I’m pretty good right now Actually my auto build is doing exactly what it needs to do I’ll build even tank then Murdock’s back uh I’m going to get a ward down to under ATT I have a little bit of damage cuz of mutant po so I’m going to be if I start killing things It’s cuz I actually hurt now oh yeah Neo’s moving yeah Neo’s uh Neo’s leaving I don’t know if he’s leaving California but he’s leaving his current home should California Inc coming Greystone rotate I’m going act like I don’t know over here get ready for the it’s all you buddy got Him keep going keep up the momentum Murdock Murdock oh my God a dog wait what is that oh that’s that’s uh that’s K’s thing not k sorry bastet kill her kill her kill this guy that poor [ __ ] Murdoch oh my God hey I’m wrecked in here I’m hey I’m Going to wrecked over here I’m going to wrecked here uh you you want to give me red I’ll take it [ __ ] I’ll tell everybody what the big day is for tomorrow uh at the end of the stream all right gank mid on my way Jay is finally going to become Grim K Gri robot on the right I can’t get over there J became a fog whisper I got him this all you I believe can’t believe it guys Jay’s going to Del Borderlands 3 he’s going to reveal that he is joh fin 51 HP it’s going to be a big deal to a lot Of people uh I I I don’t think it’s a huge deal but there are going to be people that think it’s a big deal are you going to are you going to come out as American one of of these days but not today I think I killed that hoer that I Don’t really want the government knowing that I’m a patriot and I actually care about the well-being of the people in the country and not the people in the white house he’s Texan first American second actually I’m an uncle first I need leather yeah then go kill things for Le what happened to my cow Farm it’s still there it’s just there aren’t any cows oh no wor you delicious Cows say you better not have [ __ ] killed all my [ __ ] cows you want enchantment table or not you can wait get over here read more if you want some of those Eggs down there feel free to [ __ ] I don’t want eggs they’re useless the eggs please don’t you want to make C get over here dude literally B best [ __ ] support ever holy [ __ ] next to Taco that is I have come on dash away I dare you I dare you two dogs There oh surrender loading slender loading up slender loading surrender I’m hitting the inhibitor I’m inhibiting their inhibitor in what is that is that a cage that is his old if you’re in that you are dying very fast ow ow get back oh is it oh no he doesn’t have it Yeah his must be down I got to go I’m dead May you’re not not yet yep I didn’t want I have my BL oh you’re you didn’t die did you oh you did die yeah murdog got you I couldn’t have stopped that he sniped me I was I was Dead I was deterring everybody else except him somehow who’s Magic on their team I don’t know I have no idea only how it’s sir I’m going to build damage now [ __ ] they’re getting aggressive ay all right I’m going to go back uh we need some Wards Chimera is taking down Dragon Those sheep are never going to get their wall back what you say that I ate them they need to get they need to eat grass to get their wall back unveiling my I Funny username that’s that is also a real funny thing No One Believes me I do not have an I funny Hey J how many times you even feature on I eight eight that’s a lie his IUN is cir dude that [ __ ] with the [ __ ] black panther is insane what the [ __ ] that was the biggest damn stun I’ve ever seen yeah she hurts and she’s a K-pop Idol so of course she’s not actually Balanced so that means they can have sex with have sex with Kpop and kill them I’m watching you J a he got away I can’t exactly hit the inhibitor right now do not tank it don’t worry about that right now um I am going to go right I’m going To go right and push up a little bit I’ll be right back twin blast just used his ult the twin blast is kind of stupid let me grab this right up the skill can be enhanced H Murdock’s here look out you have someone in the jungle I see get over here oh You what RoR might be a bit strong Victor has always been insane like always like a money generator like one said all right I’m ready Sor no isn’t nearly that long enemy inhibitor wait a minute this toaster what about the toaster okay I got it to Half tell me when the minions are about to die got get back get back I’ve almost got it I’ve almost got it get over here hold thing get him get him get him some cage it’s not a cage it’s a death zone how oh I can leave it yes not A c it’s if you’re in this area you’re getting hit by missiles yeah I didn’t know that I got hit by all of those hey watch this it’s hard if you trying to hit someone on a Ledge above you yeah I I didn’t figure it was going to be Easy all right don’t forget where your all don’t forget your all don’t forget your all don’t forget your all [ __ ] you oh wait you can just do that uh there’s a lot of people mid don’t go that way come here yeah let’s go this way you that’s his all get out of the Radius get back got him I got to go I got Murdock oh God no they walked around me I didn’t know they were behind me yeah it does captured attack damn oh she still killed him with because she summon the damn dog I’m going 15 to1 right now I’m actually doing Great hey look the the robot the K-pop lady is Jack it’s Jack look what look at the name of the the K-pop woman Jack do we’ve played with him before I that’s what that’s what I said look it’s a jack jacked off oh yeah damn I want to play RoR support again This is fun I’m more than happy to play more Dro and then Revenant when I get uh more him going you’re going to keep playing I’m going to play Minecraft after this but when when that’s what I meant yeah hey wait a second that isn’t the Finals I need to take a small break from the finals cuz I’m I’m getting aggressive and I I need to stop being so [ __ ] mean my Ally the like you play something that puts you in a bad mood you’re going to be in a bad mood you know MH oh you can shoot while knocked in the air I didn’t know that this this the best of the Paragon clones any like one of the more unique things about Paragon was the out of combat Sprint attack it was really really fun um predecessor to my knowledge doesn’t have This I’m going to go take the red the out of combat Sprint is a big deal because it feels engaging it [ __ ] sucks to slow waddle everywhere and it’s not like it doesn’t have a a downside if you get hit while sprinting you’re rooted for a little bit Yeah it’s a bad idea to Sprint uh during combat which is fine but if I’m moving to to the next part of the map I don’t want to Waddle hey Kim needs our help I’m going in I’m I’m with him I’m with him oh yeah I’m going to die you’re fine thanks For the Triple boys is under attack I will back uh let’s will you come with me oh never mind never mind you’re good I’m going take their blue under attack uh oh wait we took the prime I can just eat it yeah what’s that ancient structures meat meat cold 45 enemy okay all their Inhibitors are down this is going to be pretty good for us enemy inhibitor and we took Prime soon H one of our allies croaked oh yeah quiet byebye yeah drungo like main damage comes from his uranium rounds they are freaking sweet L here I’m Going In Goodbye Core and we got it I forgot to use my all again I didn’t use it RoR MVP rtor but it said it said jungle yeah but I’m riged in here I’m riged and off red he’s so fun be so awesome yeah I miss Victor be oh okay hey shotguns how many diamonds do you have now Jay plays the Minecraft Uh let me go check yeah I’m going to I’m going to hop on Minecraft for a little bit let me do it little chearon I have almost two stacks two secks of what diamonds [ __ ] homie good thing we’re we’re sharing right like we’re going to split that between between good friends You know I’ve been needed to tell you Jay I I I found a new roommate and uh well what’s his name get it um get it mate room mister you man uh uh uh p Peter griin ah nuts oh man P nutman I don’t know why that Reminded me I [ __ ] love that bit in the American Dad where [ __ ] I’m giving you one opportunity to revise that cuz you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up the lyric you [ __ ] up the lyric you [ __ ] yes I’m crying he hit me with a chair Steve goes to clown college and He’s like the teacher supposed to be one of the roughest teachers in the district it’s [ __ ] class I do like that they made a [ __ ] Whiplash reference with clown college of all things just like real college so glad they made a whip any college is clown college I hate to break it to You true need more cows Hey so uh you can eat golden carrots excuse me yeah they have the best they they don’t give that much saturation but they have the best healing in the game [ __ ] probably mining gold for the they they do three bars of Hunger but they heal they heal like five Hearts shotgun what is there still room in the realm yes but I don’t want you okay I’m about to kill oh that’s sad from hamburger cool what the [ __ ] do what the [ __ ] does f wlb stand for got it thanks champ that’s really Interesting next time keep it to yourself do your Minecraft yeah hold on um we got for inventing taquitos T tados we should celebrate our differences my mer dick him down or Rick dick him down okay uh what do we what do we do we have an any obsidian For I mined a bunch yes well not a bunch just enough well then we should be able to make the enchanting table right now right I already made one it’s just I we don’t have any books to make bookcases well we need we need at least 54 books we could go to the mansion and take all the books there oh yeah that’s right I forgot that’s over there there oh yeah you can do that hold on get [ __ ] my children [ __ ] get in there yeah I command thee to [ __ ] oh would you mind three two one Some animals give me boners I never saw the full episode of that why was he why was he so compelled to say that I don’t know it’s a cutaway gag I think it’s because some animals gave him bers mhm MH I don’t know it’s Chris do You really question it all right hold on J get Fu negative all the time yeah why are you so [ __ ] negative all the Time a no one Diamond put my M di her hey man put my Mur [ __ ] her yo thank you you the dog need diamond tools they killed him they won oh Oprah you Didn’t you know me there you go of the hero Lima balls they lit be done done nothing but mining for 3 days I know you were really I know you were really like on top of That how does he armor stand work it’s this plus I come back I come back after like 4 days covered in scrapes bruises and dirt hey shotgun where have you been I’ve been done in the M for 14 hours excuse me IRS right where you at here I don’t remember where it is Probably get a shield I don’t know where it is let me go grab my steel you’re right it’s all the way over here did you end up getting J I know where it is CH ching chong Ching got to celebrate our differences it’s weird don’t know where all my [ __ ] don’t know where all my torches went ah classic squids Dying by beaching themselves VES good oldfashioned [ __ ] as [ __ ] Animal good old moing as computer computer literate as North Koreans hardest day of work on MOJ doing anything they’re just staring at the screen oh wait dude what’s up my man damn you looking kind of crispy dude just staring at se not typing just staring at the Google homepage damnn you murdered him you could have turned him into something but man these Corn nuggets are good I’m lazy oh there it Is yeah these things are supposed to spawn like 10,000 blocks away from Spawn yeah I’m amazing here we are I found it on Accident can just cut right through it open up IRS Larry is visited by a member of the Internal Revenue Service I’ve come to Tecture I’m flanking I’m flanking yeah this [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate these things so much oh God yeah he can go through walls I forgot I need to kill I need to kill that [ __ ] immediately kill him I’m hurting I’m hurting bad as am I oh God oh my God No no don’t you have inventory on death no uh-oh there’s like seven in there uh-huh man that’s crazy oh man he [ __ ] hit me with a 360 little bastard just a [ __ ] just the knuckles oh no oh no Dam it I just lost all my Levels my stuff back oh [ __ ] I’m dead again start sniffing around for some you [ __ ] get out of the way sorry ow I want my stuff I went downstairs damn it yeah there’s like seven in There forgot to put my spawn back in base what that that was glowing what the [ __ ] it’s glowing what are these things what are these oh those are Lays I just gave him a [ __ ] sword those are Lays yeah you can give them [ __ ] lays they don’t look like stop T get over here how do I friend how do I friend them I don’t I’ll give them a cookie I think I don’t have any cookies oh well help me get my stuff back [ __ ] it excuse me we got to C [ __ ] it is this seriously the only way you’re ever supposed to Find these things is in the mansions that are incredibly rare yeah you seriously thought that was a good idea this Mojang we’re talking about have That well hopefully it’ll be Friendly What the hell what the hell Careful i’ I’ve never I didn’t know that they could do I don’t I don’t Know well I released the laise like a bag of chips to the wind they crave the air there’s so many baby zombies oh you know dark oak sapling okay what did moang mean by this what is this supposed to be a [ __ ] weed Farm I’m going to go give something to another La maybe I’ll he’ll be my friend of him uh here have a bone boner boner boner boner boner boner boner I feel bad for these guys they their ADC never connected shut up Vex I’m going to kill you so I now have Three totems of undying oh god oh no oh jeez Ah I blame you Jay how the [ __ ] is this my fault you jumped in there like a madman didn’t you have three things of undy yeah but you have to hold them in your hand yeah so hold them in I’m using a shield don’t use a Shield even in dying even in [ __ ] diamond armor God they so much Dam Yeah I’m back I like that these LA are following me that’s cool it’s cute here you come with me little one great Jay’s already leading little mft YouTubers yeah Yeah Why are the illagers so upset against the villagers you know oh wait kicked out of 109 Villages huh first Time now 110th really Vel sup I can’t believe you wanted to after all that fun and everything on Paragon you wanted to end on a loss can’t believe you decided to solo Q we’re winning they’re they’re ADC never connected I kind of feel bad for these guys like surrender loading kind Of deal Farm huh dude you could really just live here my ADC is fed look at that look at that if you if you could clear the place out and light it adequately this would be a really good place for like a community a lot of People do I don’t know do villagers like keep spawning here it’s lit if it’s lit AF you know what I’m saying if it’s lit AF they don’t spawn on what are these things called wisps Alls hey I found it No Diamond chest plate and a book of protection Four bring a flint and steel for the Mansion I I’m not going to do that there’s a l in here I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane please leave them kids alone J you’re doing yourself no favors put down that damn Emerald educ there’s a cat there’s a cat in here Ky oh my Gody hi is there sometimes like a diamond block inside of these things I don’t know dig it open find out some beds what the [ __ ] damn don’t watch my teammates Die need Books H oh there isn’t much of a reason to uh stay here Except for getting my I mean we came here for the books we got the books yeah but I want to see what else there is here anything hello there I’m going to head back Home just hoping these lays don’t get stuck or die or something so what do they do you give them an item of the same type and they they will find it for you or something I have no idea never found one like if I give it a stone and the they’ll just find more stones or something that’s a ravine you say they’re called I guess we found everything they’re cute moving hopp first oh now they’re annoying they won’t stop following me Sho get away you saved Us how could we R You by leaving me alone you have sa sh we are eternally grateful will you just leave me Alone I don’t I don’t know what this [ __ ] does this brown brown what’s called myum No myum is the uh what is my vium is the mushroom biome baby zombie two baby Zombies huh You’re about to get jihed good oh not good I don’t want them to die are are we talking about the baby zombies getting blown up no the the baby ghosts Oh there’s no way I’m Lost turns around doesn’t see in your recognizable structures guys I think we’re lost I actually have no idea where I am he’s lost I was looking for my [ __ ] the river that’s what he is that’s that’s who he is he is lost get over here okay I think I found A clearing TV show Lost found a clearing River by Good Charlotte dude I love that song I’m too Far I don’t know what a nerd Pole is Oh I think what he means is like uh whenever you build a like hole straight up yeah it’s like God that’s why I at and then the whole [ __ ] area looks awful yeah ner nerd poles make the environment look bad and I ain’t about that life Thompson why I did a campfire Instead it’s like a campfire yeah that’s why underneath a campfire the smoke goes higher yeah everybody knows that I didn’t you don’t know anything oh yeah Pythagorean theorem what about it I know it oh wait I think I just got my I think I got my geometry mixed up Cuzz we didn’t where are you going cuz we didn’t join in on I I walked out the front door like an idiot yeah I think I’m I think I’m on the other side of the house that I’m not supposed to be On yeah okay this is right this is right you saw that right no just you seen your child leave in the middle of the night where are you going yep found it I just I was on the wrong side of the mansion that’s all and I beat them yeah just Like RoR with your belts whips whip don’t forget that vex vex would not have whips he’ use a Bel RoR plus Murdoch equals the 1860 carry 3 fth carry the three- fifths carry oh wow it’s literally right next to It Okay now we have enough yeah I have a bunch of books do you need them yeah I got enough uh well I need wood I have a shitload of wood and there’s wood everywhere where are you putting the enchanting table you putting it in this room with the grass I don’t know where You want it we can just put it right here in the room of the grass okay Sylvester stone like diamond you’re you’re the species I’m the extinction I’m in the predator and I’m a predator so vestra Stallone was never in a predator movie yeah was Sylvester no not no no sorry not Sylvester uh Schwarzenegger was Schwarzenegger fought predators no I I de faked him into it don’t worry I believe it that only there’s only a piece of [ __ ] dumb little idiot stupid give me the books give me them give me the books you go uh just a moment let me go gather Some wood real Quick shotgun the cows need milking and I’m not talking about the female ones well you never had a bu’s milk you just hear the [ __ ] Red Dead Two house we actually might lose this we have enough here come here weird Thing me that that instead me that instead I can turn on uh I think I can turn I don’t want to hit you please get out of the way I don’t want to hurt you I’ll hurt them here we go World options so wait if I put a chest on the Ground will they put them in the Chest huh maybe I don’t know Wukong is fed what do he eat us is he bulking actually don’t know much about Wukong in that game there’s no option to keep inventory yeah this isn’t a pretty good jungler you can turn it on in the op menu what menu the op menu just slash Keep inventory [ __ ] it got in here tried to ask my Google home what the ‘s did and it was like I don’t understand but did you want to know is Minecraft good for Kong almost solo our Core oh here we go there you Go hold on just want oh you want it in this room okay hold on I’m going to I’m going to cover it in Wood cuz I want it to look F fancy Schmancy need be one more woo yeah I was going to do one more hey corn come hang out with us we’re doing guys night corn yeah we’re going to tell stories about like sex and stuff I dare you I set my backyard on fire I dare you to Kiss sure tell me about the backyard the backyard again our backyard friends it’s a box of it’s a [ __ ] come tell us a story the story go on box [ __ ] P like burning feel like and Wukong back oh my [ __ ] God I’m listening hey no J it needs to be one more Longer no no no no I told my roommate about this what’s that little blue bastard that was all up on your [ __ ] so do you know what Pringles are I love Pringles yeah they’re called aay kill yourself shut the [ __ ] up my ax broke help this mine you big baby yes I feel Powerful stronger even notna make the joke [ __ ] that’s my room God damn it not anymore hold on Uh hold on I’m thinking why does it why do I have to make a new user name every time uh when was the last time you used your mic like a week ago it’s like manage account on the top left manage like the first night the the Realm got started manage profile I get that yeah manage profile I get that issue then it’ll open up a browser and then relaunch the minecra will be there browser I hardly know her damn Adam has got that that [ __ ] joke format stuck in my head Adam’s a funny Kid I’m the [ __ ] love Adam but my God he makes me want to eat drywall sometimes I want to punch drywall MH there God gave us two drywall rockets and we’re not using Them the heavy charges through three buildings heavy are you still alive the heavy with a mouth full of drywall see that’s the thing can’t carry his support the Heavy after getting shot four times with a pistol I’m not doing that pixel I’ll just let them follow me Around what if you kill them not going to kill them even though they’re annoying you should probably kill him we’re just going to kill him I think we got to kill this guy Morty oh jeez how do we oh God Shez Rick think you got to kill this guy Murdoch oh hell Yeah I think we got to kill this guy Luigi let’s [ __ ] go any interest with wizard in a gun I played it it bores me to tears wizard gun felt me when I played it Daddy what about wizard with my cocking balls what about that game hav played That game oh you’re you got [ __ ] p in your house so Jay when are you becoming an ns2 streamer never when are you right now I’m live in Minecraft right are you going to be one of the [ __ ] hundreds of people people that ask me for a shout out yeah Okay what you SE me to go N I would never do that friendship means more than that shut out I I don’t even know anymore he’s so well he’s so far gone found a zombie spawner dang even the combat servers full right now 138 this is the most People playing ns2 I’ve ever seen oh [ __ ] I just realized the dirty bomb servers are probably popping off I’m so you the lad stop the ladder stop man you [ __ ] two minutes is this where you and I become dirty bomb streamers spoodles yeah hop on dir joins the server speed to [ __ ] kill Myself I’m literally like oh cool ladders and I go down one and it’s [ __ ] stopped like it’s got maintenance halfway down like a [ __ ] Subway tunnel got to get my [ __ ] [ __ ] hopefully this one’s working I got you corn hold on no I did it myself I’m a bad I’m a big boy Where’s my [ __ ] Mr a shotgun I was down there go go again go get it boy you little [ __ ] no no not the tough not the tough you’re a bastard you’re you’re a bastard father was that a child screaming in their back yeah there’s a bunch of kids over kill them kill [Laughter] Them oh no started playing kids came out cor corin’s children just give it just give it like a couple days and you’ll warm up to it it’s okay you think I got kids am I going to I got kids my parents don’t know that the bloodline dies with me B yeah I’m I’m I’m fine with being the The Stepfather of my girlfriend’s kid I’m I’m not birthing my own children I would hope not you’re a man what the [ __ ] is TP what I miss genetics are weird there you go that looks good we’re twins linked by cursed G Java Realms do you pay for a Subscription yes Realms are subscription based I’m paying for it yeah shotguns paying for it you wouldn’t you wouldn’t catch me dead every uh we thank you every uh week or so all right there’s it’s been up for like two weeks we all got to give them a dollar a Piece does anybody else remember when Anvil’s were [ __ ] crazy Expensive like grind I have it in my inventory I’m putting it down how much how how much they what do they cost uh anvils used to be um what was it they used to be 1 2 3 4 5 6 7even they were seven blocks of iron that was way too Much like a full on like nine iron bars block yes blocks of iron three blocks and then four ingots do you mind explaining this Jay what did you do when they Nerf [ __ ] muffled you [ __ ] queer in case forever sealed for eternity can I eat one of these things Are they edible what the delays just let him do his thing he’s not hurt nobody what thing is he doing though I’m he’s holding a block flavor [ __ ] that dude though he’s holding the block he’s he going to place it down and be a [ __ ] little rat where you going What he can’t just [ __ ] sit there and you know do his thing I think this one’s getting hand me that mending book I think he hears me hey I’m going to kill you’s you hear that shut up Steve I’m going to kill you what’s the doing he’s just chilling over in the Youry get back in your fluffy helicopter fly away I’mma Be B the steady Rock the M sucker I’m a I’m a 16 pristine nun chucker oh hi I’m a cool guy put back school what is this what is blood saying I tell can you tell me what you Do cuz I don’t got got him a lot of clue what you do that’s because you mutants are you would no genius St pissed you sewer we got the we got the talent and the mind of the rhyme so deep like the any games cuz it can’t be Beaty we you SK on by you got draw more dicks than New York Pride TMNT drop kicking it aite Chow on your tow made a pizza to save a slice for me ever since we were all singing that in [ __ ] Discord the next day at work I started Listening to that on repeat and I [ __ ] hate y’all for it it’s so [ __ ] catchy I I’m I’m going to I’m going to save all this cuz I don’t have nearly enough XP all right what I am going to do is I’m going to throw all my [ __ ] copper in get some XP that way there we go H pardon me you’ll be pardoned just once that’s a lot of Cattle there look of the C3 no no I need Cobblestone no I Remember I got a sugar coat I got to sugar coat it King these delays are getting on my [ __ ] nerves yeah um one of them would just face [ __ ] a creeper out here you know typical lay stuff lays yeah typal Pringles things like the Pringle there like is there something What a [ __ ] got to do to get his damn burrito LS they I’m sorry must be mistaken do I look like a vending machine Guy Gordon you dork [ __ ] you lousy [ __ ] stop [ __ ] with the microwave all right [ __ ] [ __ ] off spider eat my dick forget I have an update About the keni Run oh what’s that uh I have saved up 250 okay nice woman one’s still alive uh everyone’s still alive I I got a new pack mu and two new people when’s TX Season so I should be getting my I got to get my tax turn for business owners I have to get it done by March for normal people um April okay so when I go when I log into my work computer I should get my W2 email Then I’ll file my text I don’t get W2s why is April marching where are they going it it’ss w3s got to dig through my email and find all my [ __ ] receipts to put on my taxes ah this [ __ ] didn’t plan no I usually do but it’s just like Brain got spicy at some point year there it is I don’t pay my taxes oh oh yeah go ahead and say that in this very comically large microphone it’s not a microphone somebody clip that it’s a gun clip that and send that to the IRS Jesus could you say that louder please Louder for the people in the back I am the Son of God wait wait wait wait wait a minute last you kept calling it The Last Supper you [ __ ] n could you say that last part again yeah which part get ready to receive some Holy Spirit [ __ ] Jud just got made go go go I don’t care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes help Danny the Son of God it’s me I’m the Son of God it’s me the son of Ronald Weasley Ronald weasy stop it st stop run the C3 does exist no it doesn’t I’m looking at it right now now I just need lure three yeah lure lure is probably the best lure Unbreaking like a C3 best fishing Rod the I love I Fu can’t have theing on there already got you can manage without men you put mending on a [ __ ] fishing rod yeah it’s got Unbreaking you don’t need Unbreaking if it has Ming actually here’s a no if you have Unbreaking on it then every time You do it there’s a chance it doesn’t take up any durability so you get the XP yeah Unbreaking doesn’t doesn’t make it last longer it has a chance of just not using durability at all I usually when I have a fishing pole I combine them breaking and Mending my pickax broke I found two2 diamonds this [ __ ] M for wood Jay you’re hopping on dirty bomb now right no uh type one in chat if jfj ns2 stream I don’t even know what that is ns2 natural selection 2 oh natural select okay hyper autist game I’m I’m I’m going to summarize it like that that’s all that summarization literally just explains everything about it mhm isn’t that the dinosaur game no no uh aliens versus Marines uh oh no I’m thinking of second Extinction uh RTS FPS one Commander the rest are just little dudes man that game Was a flop what game good second Extinction it just stopped being fun what happened it was you better fix that goddamn hole there wasn’t really a lot to it there was no game really there was no game found 11 diamonds I should probably have that on the surface this has who Burn 10 B 10 best backpack energy not entirely certain what you mean by that really that was just auto correct happened no I get I think he means yeah I think he means when derp burned the legendary loot or junk did that whatever no no it was Rufus yeah same Person I’ve never seen him in the same room together wait a minute yeah you’re Right you think you slick huh Yeah don’t scare the fish jokes on you I fly fish that’s not true I [ __ ] hate fly fishing fly fishing is so much more needlessly complicated than regular old fun fishing regular fishing is a ton of fun and I love regular fishing fly fishing bores me to [ __ ] Tears they scary the fish I’m getting the park ranger on your ass that’s literally my dad if I [ __ ] like sneeze oh we don’t have any we don’t have any Nether wart sucks Jay I’ll trade you my God pickaxe for your mending pickaxe if you want to go quy Mining no I’m going to have mending plus uh Unbreaking and then I’ll I’ll I’ll deal with it I mean mine’s got efficiency Fortune Unbreaking and mending sure I’m good going to use my tools sure my tools doing my stuff [ __ ] ham these I do have a cape oh I forgot this Is this is the cape you can get from merging your accounts I forgot about that a this [ __ ] merges accounts I did I did merge my accounts [ __ ] am I am I supposed to pretend that isn’t like the the right thing to do I get a free copy of both types of Minecraft one being the better one it’s not the good thing to do listen as much as people give Bedrock Edition [ __ ] you at least get to play with literally anyone you can play with switch people every console your [ __ ] phone can come play with you so I get to hang out With my niece more wholesome yeah now you don’t know what to say huh no wait that’s wrong where’s good ending who the [ __ ] is there it Is these little gypsies flying around are annoying these little gypsies I’m not going to say that anymore damn mosquitoes get away from me will I make a nice Cottage I can’t build for [ __ ] that’s why I’m in a hobbit hole hey what am myo I’m thinking Of a I think think about you know that you know that small little mountain to the right as soon as you walk out yeah thinking about building a lighthouse okay I didn’t say you could do that but okay oh I’m sorry is this your land yeah I’ll beat you to it sh I paid half the rent you ever you ever played the little Survival game this land is my land are you [ __ ] insane oh that sucked that game is not good he plays a Native American and it’s all like it’s really not good it Pretends to be like eye opening and it’s not not it really is not I gave you a golden apple what more do you want from me dude these things are [ __ ] annoying I’m about to kill them I am actually about to kill these little [ __ ] gypsies this sucks I Walked in to see where every is at and they just sit there going [ __ ] off oh my God they’re so annoying about to [ __ ] murder about to murder kill them hold on I [ __ ] thing back wait wait I wonder I have slime can I oh yeah yeah yeah you have You make leads make leads you’re going to need to make a lot I only make two oh looks like we’re going to have to do a calling the calling survival of the fittest take a bite out of this chicken Sammy oh wait it mixed two I I have four Now okay grab them yank them outside and attach them to a fence I didn’t know you were up here you grab my little Gypsies and tell them to [ __ ] off whoa to lead them outside I’m in a caravan outside here [ __ ] it hey hey [ __ ] I’m going to the Peak you top of the [ __ ] come here where are the others oh of course you would be hiding behind a tree you little [ __ ] bastard get over here they want to they want to play so bad too bad that’s too damn bad I’m TI I’m tired of Grandpa J you Have that mov was [ __ ] awesome dig them up them hes dig them dig them up their hes you’ve got to go and dig up those holes like the the little kid that was in the movie like he’s on Tik Tok now he’s like hey guys remember me there’s another one And he’s admiring my fit no who shil buff no don’t hurt it die die die you should have did it with that bad dog on her zoo and just take him out like aop I didn’t have the strength to do it I just wanted to [ __ ] and moan forever And get nothing done like a boomer a boomer she’s honest you want to be a [ __ ] poop how do I craft a burlap bag to put him and throw him in the water Jesus Christ hey who built this big assor sorry K the bundle is still in Beta who built this big banson over here what the fu things you that no that that’s the that spawns naturally that ain’t a natural formation mhm shut the [ __ ] up um what is it supposed to be it’s a hey full Hammer I didn’t know you made house calls I’ve just I haven’t Played Minecraft since like a big mansion with a bunch of them people in it yeah those big noos [ __ ] that can’t keep their hands in their pants villagers what no worse Minecraft Youtubers well I’m going to I’m going to be mining there so many big ass [ __ ] treasure [ __ ] I don’t get it what what why do I keep hearing news about this [ __ ] like hummus dude I love hummus oh hum I love hummus isn’t hummus just watering seeds mhm smash together mhm Yeah it’s it’s tasty it’s disgusting you are a [ __ ] why D are we back like is that word back now or what like I no I’m I’m I’m gay so I can say it oh this is true got excited I am giving you the F pass go on Say it no I can’t finally I mean I was going to say it without the FP pass but I don’t really care right now you have been mute your you have been mute your whole life I shall not Grant you a voice yes I can finally say the N word Yes I shall rip the duct tape off of your mouth speak now Soldier I have been silent for 40 years I have no mouth and I must scream that building is making some [ __ ] ass noises dude it’s like oh no it’s one of these little [ __ ] little blue bastards [ __ ] you Want get away from me that’s where they came from so ghosts oh this is not going to push me out the [ __ ] Edge is it CU I’m up on this [ __ ] cliff side [ __ ] just get I love how you said there’s annoying little gypsy well they steal don’t they no they Don’t steal you give them stuff they find them and they throw them to you I found a skeleton so they steal you’re cringe so if I one a gun go do crime oh do crime go go to that house down there where’ it go shotgun Quarry bring a bucket Please in fact actually bring two please prepare for trouble You have an aneurysm you could you guys see stamper’s the newest like Pokemon animation his whole his whole Channel got deleted recently oh [ __ ] I hope somebody saved that Pokemon when he did I miss Stamper I can’t believe I can’t believe he did I just it’s is so weird How he is now man that sucks what happened he’s just [ __ ] now it feels like he’s just Insane one [ __ ] dope ass drug dude no Minecraft youtubers either either become a pet or become skitso I was watching I was looking reading some comments and some guys are like Stamper I really liked your your work on music uh do you have do you have a spot you want to put The nether portal or can I just shove it in a wall shove it in a wall I don’t really care I don’t really know how people but but I have obsidian no [ __ ] you I was reading comments on one of stamper’s videos and someone’s like hey I loved your work in battle B Theater Stampers is like that game [ __ ] sucked I can’t believe he even played that game like holy [ __ ] dude okay so I’m going to put it right wait what did Stamper do in battle block theater what shotgun he voiced battle block theater oh he was the voice he was The announcer yeah the the narrator can you bring me the obsidian please and a we also make the music in Castle Crashers I I have no idea all I know is that everybody up at Big Chicken works together or behemoth big chicken Behemoth I think D didn’t have a Coke addiction he Had a [ __ ] meth addiction he was addicted to meth dude a base addiction uh shotgun could you bring like a door or two too as well man I’m trying to make it to where this is at least a safe thing to do cuz they walk through the [ __ ] portals now do you Want wood or iron wood Jesus [ __ ] preferably iron get a mint I can smell that [ __ ] from here Jesus Christ I’m sorry I’ll stop nowly [ __ ] that tuna salad what the [ __ ] did you eat [ __ ] backstage I hate tuna [ __ ] really I love tuna Birch boat with Great with a chest on the back of it I’ll drain the water and eat that [ __ ] out of a can I you’re doing it wrong listen man real real real homies do not or like I I I I’m not trying to pretend to be black Because I I hate black anyway oh my God anyway uh always about a race the the true struggle meal the struggle struggle meal is macaroni and tuna fish that is some good stuff right there hot dogs and mac and cheese that’s good too rice and Tuna it is it is one of my original poor people meals I either have a hot dog and mac and cheese or uh Hamburger Helper okay now hel smack that’s one too wide you [ __ ] oh now I see what you guys mean go ahead use that badass pick of yours Yeah yeah no problem all right boys we got it we got the ns2 going so anyway I started blasting I mean it still would have worked we nice it smooth smooth did that on purp dang I feel bad for these people in Q I just we need a flint steel I don’t I Don’t have one kill yourself kill your Elf it’s Santa’s most precious elf in bastard bastard bastard bastard blow yourself up well the whole town up [ __ ] imagine imagine real life you [ __ ] your boss makes you walk climb all the way out of the Quarry three times in a row because you forgot one Thing not your [ __ ] boss is he supposed to use the word that starts with an m a management oh that’s the word we’re going with okay [ __ ] what other word I’m confused yeah I was about to say yeah I don’t know what Jim’s talking about I I Hate JY actually talk about how much I hate JY help would you kill yourself I think I’m having a heart Attack I can’t breathe I can’t breathe I can’t breathe I don’t care what you think I should probably put a chest down here I don’t know how Though was it you that show me that [ __ ] Minecraft stories and the pig dying just [ __ ] oh it was bro team that was reviewing it or watching it and his [ __ ] we I remember that now smooth you missed twice you [ __ ] congratulations okay I’m going to put these up I need to get Um what’s it why okay yeah we need to make like I’m making an elevator right now yes that’s what I was about to say I know I know how to make a an effective elevator that uh is basically instant for the time being I’m going to make a Water hole at the bottom okay just just put four water um straight in the center no I don’t trust you people being accurate what what do you mean you people just do a 3 just do a 3X3 of water there you go dude at least fill it up with water Please waiting through all that is going to be annoying no all right lava upon you see you later no no Michael don’t leave me no that’s not one day one day is Jay’s going to come back from a day of Cory Mining and the Cory just [ __ ] filled with Cement that was the wrong one it’s going to be the final day of the Quarry he’s going to put the last brick sealing it off from the world he’s just going to hear a faint my my my help me what the [ __ ] man I do not know is FNAF E the [ __ ] was that sound germa ger weird to think that man was a substitute teacher before you became one of the best streamers ever I never do that yeah I used to be a substitute teacher I’m pretty sure he wasn’t same way in the in the [ __ ] Classroom yeah Jim what do you know give me those buckets you had I’m just going to get I’ll just make my own buckets [ __ ] it keep them dirty no it’s called a bucket not [ __ ] it Easter bucket [ __ ] it just have it as lunch just class froggy [ __ ] jump onion ring Miss bucket Mr Bucket you’re the one you make bad time loads of fun Mr Bucket how do people not know this how do I know this I don’t even watch the [ __ ] guy I don’t [ __ ] dig into germa germa used to be a substitute teacher cap you have to be capping I’m not capping my Friend says Intel yeah yeah how much Intel you got on ger germa encyclopedia oh wait is that water that’s what I would have Said look it’s a f okay this is actually going to be really hard because we cut the [ __ ] uh Quarry right through many different holes but I think this will be doable elevator you can make with with water and signs that’s that’s what I’m doing Jim I’m better than you okay I’m better than you one of those elevators so get off my [ __ ] ass get off my nuts dude get off my dick we’re not doing this you don’t seem to understand dick is so small you haters on my balls couldn’t Elevate to the next level so [ __ ] Y’all okay all right whatever you say so anyway back to fishing actually I have an idea walk walking on the hi J 420 403 you’re kidding there’s no way that works yeah it works in one by one water give it a second oh wait it’s B it’s based on spread not depth was Itun oh that c a fish hey shotgun can you go into that little corner there that I just dug out and sit in that little hole and tell me what the coordinates are for the X and the Z no 420 403 okay 420 403 I thought It was 4 420 403 that’s fine I don’t need the negative I just need to know the number what or2 403 420 420 what difficulty is this on Normal I got to go over One look it’s so fun okay 243 all right coming down ooh Iron Iron yeah I bet you can squeal huh let me hear you squeal your squeal maxer huh you don’t seem to understand man not a lot of fish down here [ __ ] me okay [ __ ] happy birthday song happy happy birthday your birthday is a day Emperor’s New Groove 45 minutes and 38 seconds Let me guess he says sus no that’s when Cusco shows his feet I remember I had a picture that was every Tim stamp of uh Better Call Saul every time there’s feet on the [Laughter] screen what do you mean why funny feed you don’t seem to understand you See cor a man a man gets desperate go on people with foot fetishes need to stay a th000 feet away from me a th000 feet you know there’s actually like a a a science reason why foot fetishes exist right go again yes you guys are [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I can’t just talk to my friends about cool science [ __ ] we heard all your stories get new sexual things in your brain is right next to and like those two are like it’s like peanut butter and jelly I found a c like peanut butter and jelly Ew you know what I found out and I’m not roasting Neo here but I I found out one of Neo’s favorite meals meal a burger from any popular restaurant but with apple slices and the burger awful I didn’t in the burger or as a side in It I mean sweet and savory yeah sweet and savory yeah I’ve I I haven’t tried it so I’m not judging him but that was really that was like huh I like apple slices and my salads that was weird it matters how messy the burger is too like if you’ve got like mustard and Mayonnaise and [ __ ] like that with it a man I don’t I don’t think that’s our L are stuck to the Post in the rain they’re like let us in Dad please shut the [ __ ] up you shut up out there we have come for your NE I appreciate your Streams like poison and cheese and like beat it to him respect brother I won out of the rain Grandpa that’s too damn bad thank you for the donation King if you’re cold they’re cold let them Die if you’re cold they’re cold bring them inside warm them up in your oven put you in my oven did you know there’s an 83h hour video of moru reading the Bible I know I’ve heard of that but I didn’t know it existed yeah that’s true two lines of dialogue by the Way in the whole game and it has Subtitles you want it it’s yours my friend lamb boil rope bombs you want it it’s yours my friend as long as you have enough rubies no no you [ __ ] no you did it wrong what rupes he says rues though he says rubies rues I know it’s rupes but He says rubies no fight fight fight fight incorrect moru would not say that okay I’m pulling it up it’s not AI it’s sentence mixing with two lines no I believe it come back when you’re a little Nick take a CD out of the Jukebox The Nick or treat live Time to kick off shriek week with don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say what’s that uh something in Edgar cheese in what Denny’s cheese in Edgar yes say it slowly did you say that again into the microphone sir can can you say that again what what Part yeah just the first part what I Son of God the [ __ ] is this ad louder now say it louder I am the sun oh God louder louder and slower every time you do that I think you’re about to go I am spinning like a rose that somebody gave me I don’t yeah That doesn’t make any sense Jim I hate you see Jim I never made it I never made it as a wise man this this is how you’re going to remind me yeah Jim cuz you’re so far away so far away for far too long but I Love you and you see Jim I’ve been driving like I’m black I was just going to say that I want to do the driving while I’m black I just got my license license back I did CU you know I’m never going to quit you know what like an Animal looking back I can see that I never really got it right I I really never stopped to think of you CH cor let me ask you a question do you do you feel like a man when you push her around do you feel better now I see what’s going Down well I’ll tell you my friend one day this world’s going to end you see it’s time to say it hard to say it goodbye goodbye you were the answer a do that got me by something strong like a drug that got me high you know what I heard a knock upon My door the other day you know sometimes this reminds me staring in my face that uh I’m cutting my life into pieces is this your last resort is there Suffocation but no breathing do you not give a [ __ ] that you cut your arm bleeding nothing like you remember you Remember the classic Elvis song well it’s Rick and mor that’s if Elvis was good we steam steam no I I went to go look up the [ __ ] MHO the moru line the abor line abor I don’t know why people got baby fever I have abortion fever oh my God damn damn I went far in this Quarry already and I’ve already got 22 diamonds anyway I’m putting it in general this is the [ __ ] the first what’s your function take it in sperm and spit out baby [ __ ] the first frame of the ad I got oh this is not Good oh where’s my thunder bu at I’m scared okay I’m okay okay okay milk and honey [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it really does sound like he says rubies well maybe if you know he actually said rubies it’d be different but uh until he actually says it dilate That’s it that tees it g you didn’t even know what that is that’s when a girl is getting ready to have a baby and the the PO yeah like when ating no you got oh yeah you guys don’t hang around women as much that is not What that means yeah yeah K cuz I like men when someone when someone uses the phrase dilate like they use the word cope they’re telling people to shove that Rod back in their freshly made posttop vagina why am I dialing eight that’s stupid Hey Soul Sand that’s exactly what I wanted no all right I’m out of here bye Pigman actually I should probably build something around this place p they put pigman in Minecraft they said Pigman you stupid yeah and he said rupes uh-huh sure oh man there are things I want to say I’m driving like I’m Black I got this feeling in my face no I’m never going to quit no no matter where we go I’m just saying let’s start a riot a riot a riot I didn’t hear you can you say it again a riot oh okay a riot did y’all ever y’all ever see that [ __ ] bom back in the day where the the guy with like the extremely tiny like circular glasses like I can’t talk right now I’m making so what if you can see the Dark Side Of J hm do you have the time to listen to me wine about nothing and everything at once take me a second are you one of those dramatic fols neurotic to the Bone I was eating those beans fing so what if you can see sometimes I give myself the creeps but Where do you Peaks on me it all keep that in up ah thank up am I just paranoid uh anyway I I can’t I’m going to [ __ ] die if I do this I went to a shrink damn I figured I could have stacked it but I can’t so I Got to go get some bone meal that’s a lost Vex yeah Vex you lost you su2 is hard Oh I thought you were playing parag I was like how the [ __ ] did you lose your losing your winning streak like that cuz he suck I I didn’t have my Pro [ __ ] uh narbash or Dro Fair very fair druno I was rck to support and I was doing so good I got MVP but we still lost I I can’t carry your support it’s really hard too I I know I know all too well the wo of a support whoa the woes and the Na that’s it putting tahen on pears I saw that Vel what you just pointing up there top right the activity I was trying to close the uh the the menu that Hut I had but that that got in the way I couldn’t figure out where it was uh I need more Bone meal an X up here I there are tons of Bones upstairs but is there meal turn them into meal there is a character of low credit score in my home low credit score is it a nick uh you only have three bones ground state I might have put them In your chest just look around I had like a whole stack of bone feeling like an animal animal no you’re never going to quit Corn’s a piece of [ __ ] I ha maybe you put him in the farm chest yeah I think I did actually you did yes yes you did okay this should This should work perfect damn lava blocking my progress all support Mains are either oooo sub fem booys or depressed veteran shells of a man yes yes I just I just like seeing my teammates Health going go from one to full see there’s there’s people there’s people that play support Because they want to and then there’s people that get really good at support because they have to I’m that one no one else will [ __ ] do it I literally cannot trust a single [ __ ] person to do support correctly and smite so I got good at him so we always have a good Support see that was me with the finals playing with [ __ ] randoms all the time I’m like damn I’m always getting these mediums that bring the med gun and the defibs and never [ __ ] use them I guess I’m the one that aims if I [ __ ] Play support I know we have a decent Support and then and then nobody gets mad at you either because if you have a uh if you have a dog [ __ ] like DPS it’s like well he we have a dog [ __ ] DPS because he [ __ ] Sucks diamonds yeah I could I could play all the roles really well I like support I do the [ __ ] the the ADC I had she was like [ __ ] craing the hell out of me [ __ ] for as RoR that bat looks like they updated this I can’t I can’t carry the game [Laughter] as Whoops uh whoops [ __ ] spook beam there there’s no way this bat’s going to rush straight in my face dog there we go elevator completed no more need for um L let me come test it as as you know I am OSHA certified no you aren’t you weren’t even Fork certified I Am Fork certified oh yeah show me your card no cuz you’re not I am no Dron you taken the uh the Elevator my my don’t leave me Michael Michael [ __ ] here I I’ll help you in the Cory but we have an elevator now we yes I made it for all of us I know the concept of sharing is [ __ ] as strange to you [ __ ] get this [ __ ] off me no comrade e is oury um I’d really like Unbreaking I don’t have 30 levels I have 26 the rest of this pina colada oh it goes away [ __ ] okay so you were going this way I was hoping to [ __ ] yo you all the way back up trying to [ __ ] Minecraft Hunger Games You Yank him back Yes you how many d diamonds I’ve got from this tunnel it’s a good tunnel 46 good tunnel yeah you’re going to curse it go away you have efficiency on that thing yeah oh yeah you didn’t put mending on it I did so you have Unbreaking efficiency and mending and Fortune and Fortune I Thought you couldn’t do that no can I have up the [Applause] T rabble rabble rabble schnitzel you can’t say that this is a kid show the one you naughty naughty boy all right you guys can finally understand me I can finally say what I’ve been wanting To say h not working for me yeah go back I can’t believe they paid I can’t believe they paid Bender’s [ __ ] voice actor to say Rada for like three years oh um Bender yeah that’s the voice actor of Bender spacing out John maio yeah John maio Jo Deio it’s John maio who was also the voice of that brewha tutorial guy in vampire the Masquerade he was Jak the dog he’s Bender Marcus Phoenix he’s also Joker uh Jay let me m those shits cuz I have forun I haveing I have you don’t get XP from that Bing let me dilating let M ores we find cuz I have Fortune it multiplies them there you’re right I’m not going to do it but you’re right [ __ ] one of these days Jay one of these days bang zoom straight bang Zoom right in the anus one of these days catch one of these Days when we get enough uh Redstone and iron let’s make a rail cart blah blah blah crafting crafting crafting Jay if you don’t give me the respect I deserve I’m going to give you what we call the sniders of Handover you want to elaborate what that Is make it up make uh no but I’ll tell you it involves a pretzel stick and the urethra are there any like matters pretzel stick is it is it like a soft pretzel stick or is it one those hard no no it’s got salt on it one is less Painful oh so it’s ribbed for my pleasure ceas a yummy little morsel for my Ure One day you will have to answer to God and he may not be so merciful one day you will answer can’t expect God to do all the work God will not be so Merciful hello Just this is what it’s all about baby there we go that’s how we do the Marine lock down baby all right now do it on the alien side there’s a lot of Pros in This Server lapis on your left lava on my right workers in the coal mine finally leaving to go on Twitter to see who’s all attracted to them holy [ __ ] dude fortune 3 I got three stacks of lapis from That laiss ha you think we there’s lava on my right I’m trying to listen for it wonder I wonder if this still works No my music’s a bit too loud I can’t hear it anymore I hear it getting close to It all right what are we going to get what a we going to get alien arines what’s going to be aliens it is oh we got the Sanji too found it I must be on estrogen cuz my racks keep growing why would you say that out loud for other people to Read my brother in Christ you read it it’s just a tiny little tunnel yeah I know dudes be like some sucks what are you doing no no [ __ ] what was that a coil head oh it’s that’s my mic stand it vibrates with my desk come here baby Still love the that turns the coil into Peter Griffin wait JJs did you not know that was a mod no I knew that there was a mod to turn braen into Freddy Fazbear no you can you can turn the the coil head into a teing Peter and instead of the coil sound it Goes di Chad do not give this man a beehive all I’m saying is honey soft and it gives some sort of resistance so you’re going to have a good time and when you get stung there’s some swelling it’ll get bigger stay away from it boys some kid Gave him a nasty Texas Chili Bowl what is that it involves Tabasco sauce a telephone cord and the [Laughter] anus [ __ ] what did that remind me of you guys remember the show uh Dave the Barbarian yes I know what you’re talking about Dave Dave fashioned a megaphone Out of a squirrel a piece of rope a box and a megaphone Kitty the boy and he loves you I wish I wish he’d like me young Tyrion on the track we work to earn the right to work Blood orang Soda I don’t think so I don’t think I’ve ever had It soda blood orange soda dude I was in this so wait wait wait Jim real quick real quick who you’re going to say cares [ __ ] off no I said who I I don’t want F cuz I know yeah exactly kill yourself I’m no no uh [ __ ] butter and shter Reminds me so like a few years back shut up spoodles I’m going to kill you [ __ ] I’ll just go [ __ ] myself I need to get Ty in a small little Christmas hat meant to do it and I just the I it turns out my entire [ __ ] life uh Twisted around and and [ __ ] vanished on me and like two days it was so much fun Hello Luigi anyway anyway may I tell my St no God we didn’t ask for it we already told you okay Jesus Christ anyway jgs how’d you burn down your backyard again little bit Pancy I wanted to burn some leaves and there was this box Full of Lighters that my dad brought home a box of Lighters it was like a box of a bunch of [ __ ] that had a bunch of like empty lighters in it and I managed to set off some leaves on the Yard your dad happened to be Pyro from TF2 I look over and all I see is Jim shut up go Harvest sugar cane are you expecting my respon reading my chat get out get out of here get out my one pet peeve did you get that Thing oiled down oh yeah did you get it oil up yeah howy the engineers in the field can’t [ __ ] remember the lyrics of that one but it was really good penis hard hat head in a megat ton yield money money money time to go money money money rock and roll hey diamonds D it’s almost a stack of diamonds now uranium fever has gun and got me down lapis hey uh let’s let’s get out a out of here so full of we all right yeah but Jay we’re one block away from a gazillion diamonds let’s bring some iron and some Redstone Uh powered rails oh God you know how expensive that’s going to be it’s not that expensive this many blocks not like we don’t have [ __ ] like those beans are you [ __ ] insane money moneyone Mone you could always just make a a furnace mine cart what does that do put coal in it And moves forward I wonder oh really honestly dude they need to revamp the transport system shut up I want to be able to just connect the carts together I just want to do that you can do that sounds awesome no you can’t I don’t know what you mean by Connect the carts then like hitch one to another and they go at the same speed together oh well that’s the stuck in each other that’s the purpose of the of the that’s the purpose of the Furnace mine Cart puffer fish me trying to eat the puffer fish damn that [ __ ] hurts oh my God hey you ate a puffer fish you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God this is going to kill me good yeah I’m going to die yeah you’re unless oh no poison doesn’t kill You Kitty man I’m not I’m not feeling so good mhm shotgun did you eat a puffer first no shotgun how many puffer Feast Did You Eat Right eight Eight it’s weird eight [ __ ] Cheaters o I have had my fun for with dirty bomb no you didn’t who do you play in dirty bomb no I have when am I playing it who do you play in dirty bomb oh uh nater there is a swap between Aura and Phoenix I like playing Turtle but turtle Is just not that good turtle is okay bushwhacker does everything better he does and better yeah proxy and bushwhacker are like my favorite mechanics e proxy black you’re just like derp yeah I throw down a proximity mine congrats you threw down a proximity mine then you shoot it and kill everybody for Free because the thing is [ __ ] retardedly strong yeah I don’t shoot I just throw it that was like the whole thing about the game is like we want you to play D get in there get your fingers [ __ ] filthy in your mom’s M kind of [ __ ] game and then you play it and You’re like this [ __ ] sucks I hate Aura I hate AR I hate proxy [ __ ] I hate nater too I hate everybody everyone sucks whenever you are not playing them and whenever you play them they’re okay what you looking at well down I’m cooking [ __ ] that [ __ ] moves yeah it moves this Is some Pro Marines for Recon I like to uh play Hunter Hunter uh-huh the new the LA last one they add with the crossbow well actually no sparks with last person added Sparks is strong but uh Hunter was the guy with a crossbow on his arm hey Let me take the XP for this cuz I don’t have any okay don’t hold your pickaxe out or else it’ll suck it all up yummy XP shut [Applause] up sorry I didn’t mean to get aggressive I just hate gay people you keep shotgun here shot gun’s a little different he’s not he’s not Horribly [ __ ] annoying who who Who’s annoying you girl [ __ ] garage what excuse me it’s a parachute I’ll put it in I’ll just [ __ ] put it in general I don’t even care man oh sorry mil sorry myth Oh garage e when you put it like that though why are the shorts so damn big it’s a garage dude how we raping Puppet Man doing today I went to decompression therapy and I feel a lot better do they decompress you what they do is they wrap you really tight in this Velcro [ __ ] [ __ ] diaper thing and then they just squeeze you well not squeeze they pull you apart they literally just pull you apart the sleigh KCK that naughty Grinch off the sleigh KCK him off get him out of here that’s what he said right that’s exactly what he Said when the king speaks you listen scro gritty I’ve had to go to physical therapy for a couple uh uh couple weeks now I have horrible [ __ ] compression in my the very first disc on my spine it’s it’s sitting right on top of my pelvis and it [ __ ] hurts Please Spirit tell me are these Visions are these Visions for real are they the are they cap what they do in physical therapy is they basically like bind me up in this weird velcro diaper and then they just pull me apart and it [ __ ] I don’t know why why it feels really good All that compression just vanishes somebody clip that wa they just give me a diaper and I start just pooping in it I’m a like crinkle crinkle gang I’m a crinkler crinkler crinkle Gang does it feel like that uh that one image of like man I need this done to me it’s just a [ __ ] big old ah theme roller just on your back D oh my God it so I went to the chiropractor for a long time and I Just wasn’t seeing seeing that much of a difference but the chiropractor they they put their Palm right smack dab in the center of my back and it [ __ ] shot out a [ __ ] thing all throughout my spine and it felt so good almost brought me to tears One day I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane and right here is where I’m going to go ahead and stream Forever by I goodbye Thompson anybody that thinks that they can handle a little bit of back pain has never had any it dude it Sucks to sit down it sucks to wake up in the morning it sucks to stand for too long I can’t get in my goddamn car I hate it let’s get this bigger car dude honestly I’m thinking about selling my nice little car and getting something with better seats cuz right now I can’t It hurts way too much the therapy is really good hey my dad’s joking about me be studying to be a massuse happy to help Aiko all right almost going to get my egg eggs be eggs benedict was that thing from [ __ ] family guy over there like would you Rather get a massage from a male masseuse or surgery from a woman he’s like oh man so it’s like rather have sex with a man or die all right I got one uh never have I ever had sex with Cleveland’s wife what all right cool my pickaxe is all Fixed that’s what I wanted town of Cleveland Ohio has a wife mending on a broken heart what that’s how that works I think the best thing you can get is Unbreaking ding ding dong all right going into The Nether to cause problems for the uh for the Locals got to destabilize the get your Golden Hat oh yeah I guess I do need that I forgot the piglins oh watch that hard hard never go to Maui it’s a 10hour trip I I’m going to be honest man I don’t have any [ __ ] desire to go to uh Hawaii I’d Love Hawaii I don’t give a [ __ ] about Hawai only been there for work projects Love last rmas I gave you my G shut up we January he’s got a point you should kill yourself I really [Laughter] should damn what you Ray William Johnson you little lesbian it’s weird to think that the first person to ever do the video review style was That one that one guy on the soup that guy does it and then Ray William Johnson does it and makes equals three then Tosh.0 comes out and man only like one of those is really funny which one is it that ain’t [ __ ] Tosh po0 I’ll tell you that much that’s damn right it’s Not this deep slate block explosions what’s that I think it reduces the explosion deep slate is tough It’s resistance to Explosions any who I’m going to go lay down in bed you’re not uh shut up go away what do you mean no you’re not what do you mean no you’re going to go in there and you’re going to get on your phone you’re going to [ __ ] and moan you can’t Sleep I never said I was going to go to bed I was just going to go Li in bed you’re not going to sleep there’s a lion yes I’m going to go lie in bed I’m going to go lay in bed and then claim to be the brother of Jesus Christ thus Starting a civil war that killed millions of people yeah sounds like a religion to me that was a real thing that happened in Chinese history I know that was me I’m Jesus Christ’s brother that’s why great round two that’s why I’m here what the [ __ ] all right done so you know how I Found the the Woodland Mansion like basically immediately cuz I’m so lucky so there’s a fortress right next to the [ __ ] portal med pack J I think you need to go buy a lottery ticket maybe man at this Point found a piglin piglin is there word but you can call them pigas all Right bless you thank you go go go I I I’mma come into the nether just mine a bunch of [ __ ] gos gold little uh thingies nuggets really all I need to do is grab the I I didn’t bring enough blocks to build with what I Need to do is just get a some Nether wart and I can bounce out of There I came here for XP mostly I got go mine some quartz if we’re going to make a bunch of powered rails I’m going to I’m going to need a lot of gold good think there’s a [ __ ] ton in the Nether So I wonder how does even go that Deep you would not believe your eyes 10,000 10 million fireflies you would not believe your eyes if you you would not believe your eyes sorry I’m a bit late he has what happens tomorrow gold thank you very much drunk husky if you stay to the end of the stream I’ll tell You if there ever will be an end to the stream first off first off you want to throw all this shade at me warle I’ll have you know I graduated the top of my class in the Navy Seals over 300 confirm kills and over numerous secret rays and Al-Qaeda [ __ ] boner Yeah I’ll just tell everybody right now um Sega guys sponsoring me they want to they want to sponsor me for the new Yakuza game so oh going to be playing some Yakuza tomorrow well you better start playing the other ones you didn’t play yeah I got to play Yakuza I Got to play Yakuza 5 tomorrow that’s cool Sega actually took a ling view Sega said as big as them J’s the yuza guy coming back we’re still back we so sponsored to play Jet Set Radio remake that’d be great or Golden Axe oh my God I’d piss my pants for a Golden a golden ax are making making a new 3D third person slasher Golden Axe I am excited yeah Sega stays [ __ ] winning if they ever release it Sega does what nintend don’t it feels good being a Sega Fanboy it always has that damn just don’t mention 06 you’ve mentioned 06 and now we have to rape You we this is a team effort okay what come on so wait where my diamonds then Nitty Gritty there’s no there’s no raping Team not exactly the anagram I’d Use black chicken got a bucket of chicken got hit with wither watermelon rides who wants a mustache ride mother oh [ __ ] me never mind I’m going back I keep forgetting grabbed a golden helmet this is the third trip I’ve made out of the Quarry to do so good thing You have that badass elevator thanks to yours truly all right I got uh these now I Tri it I don’t know what you’re talking About didn’t even give me a blaze rod [ __ ] I don’t remember where it Was Not this Way if the Wither Skeleton a watermelon shut the [ __ ] up you feel like a man when you push her around you feel better now I see what’s going down well I’ll tell you my friend one day this world’s going to end as you fly on the ground sheab I’m opening sound pad He’s opening sound pads so he can hold his lighter up in the Air hey I got a head awesome I wish I can get some head says the guy with the very sex filled relationship with his goth Christian GF no come seven times shut [Laughter] up you’re the one who was asking us like is it normal to be leaking like a Faucet I wouldn’t say like that come on man is it normal that I just can’t put her down Actually worle that’s an insult that means that she’s heavy hey J this this place is kind of scary ow he shotgun ow ow ow he shotgun ow [ __ ] that was a light startle forgot that if you search chest they start attacking ah but when I steal their stuff ow [ __ ] [ __ ] this does not look good my friend most aggressive thing in this whole [ __ ] Fortress is black when you get a [ __ ] lurk pick and it’s one of the top lurks don’t have to point it out when’s the stream tomorrow I’m going to aim for 2:00 p.m. what what is today Can someone tell me the date today January the 3rd Wednesday Wednesday uh oh uh [ __ ] I think I some I was going to tell my mom I was going to go visit it might be late then I’ll figure something Out I need to find those blazes good Blazes Ow be careful not to F your death oh here here we go perfect it’s buried skeleton we’re going to have bone meal for Days all right I’m out of here keep exping Place does not interest me anymore I’m done just wanted my potions thought on Chris Pratt voicing the new Garfield uh I don’t really care enough to be honest with you does not does not really interest me I I don’t watch Movies very often anyway I don’t know why shut up I don’t I don’t believe that stat I don’t believe it either I don’t get why they didn’t just go with the voice in Garfield they’ve had for so long that guy is still alive by the way yeah and it’s probably the voice that Everyone Associates Garfield with really like melancholic old man he’s supposed to sound lazy got you [ __ ] ass that achievement doesn’t exist you’re just cheating that’s all nobody’s actually gotten that achievement before Oh wait I remember what I was going to do I was going to was going to Kill all those Zombie Pigmen and get some some sweet HP kill all those filthy I was going to get like a strength potion um damn I don’t remember I don’t remember what strength was maybe you should have gotten better he’s right I’m washed Up [ __ ] hungry Put sword in bottle drink sword you all right the white boy golden light That’s how you do it boys searched up royaltyfree jazz music cor good stuff what about royaltyfree Jewish no no no no no no no no no more you heard it he first Jew jfj is anti-Semitic this is new it’s a good thing we’re in the political climate where that really doesn’t mean anything Anymore oh you lucky [ __ ] come on hit hit me I dare You Ow good 8C aial that’s the Stuff I’m out of here to just unknown worlds and their we hate gun stance they should just sell the IP so someone can make N that’s a the gun play in this game is so good really that good played it I mean like I would play it but the whole enemy flying across my screen and I have to you know aim yeah might be pretty hard yeah it’s a little intimidating if you do Kovach for like Two for like I was trying to tell people Jessa don’t use the goo gun it doesn’t matter if you think it’s oh is it secretly a meta weapon it’s it’s not fun it’s not it is not a sleeper it not exactly it’s not like the it’s not like Using Recon sense when everybody else is using the turret it’s it’s legitimately like it’s not good the goo gun is not a sleeper secret weapon that is only used by meta metah heads it is not that good there’s one guy that posts on the [ __ ] uh the finals Discord that’s Like actually I use it with the goo gun and sledge I just walk up and kill people it’s like you are fighting people that are too [ __ ] to to shoot you I don’t know what to tell you he’s like um actually and he post a clip where he Actually fought back and it’s like that’s impressive guess what the average player is not going to do that the mesh Shield is way better the goo gun is the a step A Step Beyond it is a comos item cuz it doesn’t wake up you have to unplug Her what sleeper coma oh yeah it doesn’t make any sense you know joke you know that means everyone around you [ __ ] not that choke is bad I dig it one MC chicken please my chicken’s pretty good no one knows what I’m referencing I’m old I hate they remove the uh the Uh the chicken tenders they used to have those are so good the McDonald’s tenders I want their onion nuggets onion nuggets delicious it’s like onion ring wrapped nuggets onion rings uh fried in the same [ __ ] that make the chicken no what do you mean no this what Up looking for a better place to mine cuz uh this area is kind of Duty I’m throwing in life support oh I dig up Why [ __ ] what did I do what’s in platform oh CIS chain pury nice ow come on we got this ow take cover take cover I’ll take care of go to lower get to lower get [ __ ] not you got it’s just that easy really when you think about it aren’t we All cogs in the machine why is it not is Recon sense bad no it’s not that it’s bad it it’s it’s not [ __ ] busted it’s not that Recon sense is it it absolutely is vexel it’s not that Recon sense is bad it’s comparatively the beam gun is the most useful medium Active like like what do you want to do as meeting do you want to be if you want to be a support you’re onun the med gun is your little there there’s enough specializations to be useful in every regard Recon sense is Pitbull mode beam gun is support mode And then turret is defend the cash out mode it fully depends on what you’re trying to Do uh lower tunnel’s going down yeah uh Recon if you’re good at shooting Recon just going to make you better because now you could plan your approaches knowing that where everyone is yeah totally not bustard you know as you know Totally totally balanced needs more Buffs I need to make a chest room Balenciaga y Balenciaga Harry I’m a h [ __ ] the marketing team at Balenciaga was probably having a field day with that so they could finally take a day off people were advertising their [ __ ] for them too bad everybody realized that Balenciaga’s [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid gay and dumb yeah I’d say like if you’re going to go full defense M uh medium turret APS turret uh jump pad defibs and then just hold the point APS turret will stop all throwables turret will uh deter people and scan for where they are jump pad to Get in and out of good situations and uh defibs always if you take defibs off of your medium you’re not [ __ ] playing medium yeah Recon sent is you have a big PP Uh so many [ __ ] zombies and a skeleton I’m Out Good go I’m back [ __ ] TR remember how to make a strength potion a blank Here I think a golden carrot is regen no that’s night vision no golden carrot is night vision okay regen is a glistening watermelon okay yeah I remember that glistening watermelon sugar speed I think I I think a strength potion is a blaze powder yeah someone Just said that I’m not going to do that then cuz I only have so much blaze powder yeah I’ve got a I got a resource pack that gives me a a Whatchamacallit a guide on Brewing right on the screen oh manes there you go oh oh wait I need Redstone to make it Last longer there we go got some Bob third I’m older than you and I know more than you and I’m better at Minecraft than you you don’t have to tell me or explain to me how to how to do something in Minecraft get this get the [ __ ] off of my pressure plates you Annoying [ __ ] don’t do it don’t do it I can [ __ ] I can [ __ ] see you Mini Me I think Um I have bones for Days that is enough Minecraft for me today barely played what are you on about Hardly did anything I hate You y I am hungry You ate a block of kelp you don’t use blocks of kelp for eating you use them for Fuel the sugarcane farm is a [ __ ] eyesore they don’t even care they don’t even care that’s cuz he’s not here I’m not talking about him I bet Jim did this I did not my sugarcane farms at my [Laughter] place I’ll kill you shut up shotgun I’m Going to kill going rape you I hear a man of race outside my house where is he him he’s lowering my property value a man of race what is Dale nhart outside your [ __ ] house shotgun hungy a man of race what like an Indie 500 or what no Talladega it’s Funny one joke of the night we actually went through 2 hours of music I was like man why is it not playing that’s damn man doesn’t right click in Loop video I didn’t think I was being going to be playing enough for the 2hour playlist need to be looped can you Link it it’s in the pin he just did you Just seven know I’ve been up since 1 p.m. yesterday I’m going to go get some sleep no you’re not I yes I am cuz I have to work at 7 a.m. I’m getting some sleep on that GR I can’t even think of response your response is playing more Minecraft I will play more Minecraft Jim do you have any spare iron that I may have yeah cuz I know those two [ __ ] don’t gets won’t give me any I hate you I’ll kill you do you do you it’s on my person never mind I was going to say the only thing I ask you Not to touch is my CD all right don’t trust him his internet will give out and he’ll touch all your [ __ ] I mean if you want tou my [ __ ] that’s definitely how that works go for it if you’re into that kind of [ __ ] don’t shake my Hand hey buddy I touched my [ __ ] and my [ __ ] my Primal instincts tell me to throw my [ __ ] at you how good is Paragon compared to Smite it’s pretty damn good as a uh as a lifelong dedicated Smite fan Paragon is pretty damn Fun I really hate that you can’t put rotten flesh in a Composter can you use rotten flesh in uh making potions no rotten flesh doesn’t go in potions it’s just just a like a last res stack it’s just a it’s just a it has like a 10% chance of not giving you food Poisoning yeah I’m going for more Minecraft tomorrow some I think I have enough to make a bunch of rail mines actually think I’m lacking the wood necessary for it I am I am lacking the wood for it C face simulator probably not hey [ __ ] off hey [ __ ] off hey [ __ ] off [ __ ] Off we’re full hey hey I’m talking to you [ __ ] off all right wise guy you think you can just play these kinds of Games [ __ ] off my property piece of [ __ ] hope you drown in that [ __ ] Ravine someone patch up their damn creeper holes it’s not Mine and they should have let us put rotten flesh as a uh alternative to fertilizer Lord knows some of the most nutrient-dense things in the world are decomposing flesh tasty plants are weird man now granted if they’re rotting the nutrients are probably escaping the fruit is that it’s most Delicious point when it’s rotting or decomposing not the fre I would use but it’s True I’m going to need a lot more sticks than That birch Wood we welcome you on the tree Council but we do not give you the title of tree we welcome you on the treat Council but we do not welcome you the title of wood [ __ ] hate Birch God I hate Birch there’s nothing more nasty than Birch son of a birch eat Birch That’s that’s quite a bit I don’t know if that’s enough we’ll see I need a Lot how the [ __ ] do you make a rail car what how do I not know how to make a rail wait it’s called track no it’s not what the hell is it called I have one like right right here yeah it’s called a ra Am I crazy how do you make rail it sticks And it’s this isn’t it it is you [ __ ] weasel you gave it to me now I’m going to need more red stone I’m assuming I won’t need this many but I’ve been a fool in the Past Activator rails are going to be a little expensive oh okay I mean no more than what I expected I Guess Uh give or take maybe Like 60 I doubt we’ll need that But yeah should Do then you can’t go wrong with a mine Carter too M Actually missing some Stones Here another One Run a move Wait here we Go 1 2 3 four five 6 7 8 9 10 John Henry John Henry John Henry and a 10B Hammer 10 lb Hammer that’s a a Sludge well he would Slam in um uh railroad spikes with it so it had to be pretty heavy Yeah Hello V howd they howdy v v hello who VES There Third day of January antibiotic Factor still not Out I hear you King I hear you all too well I want to play a biotic factor really Bad yeah John Henry raced a raced an excavator or some something like that I don’t remember exactly Oh uh V we take Minecraft pretty seriously in this house man [ __ ] this I can’t do this without efficiency I got to go back this is also an excuse just to take the rail car mine Back think I might have hit my limit guys it’s been 6 hours guys it’s been 6 hours I’m tired add new stuff to the base uh No not recently I mean This All right that’s enough Minecraft for me everybody please have a wonderful rest of your day I’m going to eat some food and stretch out my back and petan Video Information
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