Minecraft: Parkour Egg OMEGA

Hello everybody and welcome to parkour a gear like wait a minute didn’t we already play this we played a previous one that did seem to actually come out before this this however is an Omega parkour egg the last one we went through pretty quickly this time it’s big and it’s by helky

Heil key anyway I probably mispronounced it every single time but man says some pretty pretty Omega sized Maps he also submits them to bedrock Marketplace and stuff like that we played a bunch before parkour spiral Helix yada yada do I just jump off and go I just jump off and go

Oh can I do it if I could just skip the whole I could skip Landing a little bit let me land there let me land there let me lay I mean I couldn’t jump far enough that’s so sad dude I can’t believe I couldn’t I couldn’t make the jump I

Gotta get better dude I gotta get better at parkour and the next time I’ll be able to do the freaking Omega skip the skippiest skip that ever was skipped in history okay so this one I think it’s going to take us a little bit longer than like nine minutes I

Think the record uh that was listed on the website was like nine minutes but we all know that whatever the actual record is our first run through is probably gonna be ballpark like triple that length of time in order to do it because I’m sure there’s like

Shortcuts and stuff like that so this uh this should be a considerable amount longer he says as he Loops back around to where he just what what and this is why it’s going to take me longer than 10 minutes to get through the map um

Oh you see there’s a right turn that you can make in there in case you didn’t in case you didn’t realize that there’s a different path that you can take and it makes it so you go forward instead of backwards and that’s what we try to do we try to make

Progress here and and stuff like that I love playing these Maps they’re very aesthetic you know they have good progression you’re from like different biome to biome you shall Roam and then um and then you feel satisfied when you complete it and it’s pretty cool and then only occasionally do I spend like

10 minutes figuring out where I need to go next but when I don’t need to do that it goes smoothly is it slimes across I love crisscrossing and reusing slime blocks pretty slick um anyone who’s joining in just a a little reminder um not well I said it a little bit

Earlier but just mentioning no peen stream today we are uh we’re just doing this and then a little bit of vaults because uh Zine had some other stuff he had to do so we’ll resume uh Sun Guardian on Tuesday most likely one of these days guys one of these days we’ll

Get a dub I swear it’s gonna happen first couple times it was my fault um you know now the blame is shifted around a little bit but we don’t play the blame game over here one of these days we’re certainly gonna have a dub he says and then you know 20 episodes later

We finish the map and a dub never ended up happening everyone’s like you’re actually a liar and I’m never gonna believe a word you say again jardunk I thought you were better than that I thought I could trust you you were my you were my comfort strimmer

And now now I can’t trust you at all so sad wait where are we going here oh I think we’re going over there dude what about a quad I don’t know about I don’t know if I can promise a quad but let’s just take it one uh one

Incremental episode at a time you know and then we could go from there I think the most we’ve ever done is a is a triplet I like how I’m talking about a completely different series well doing another one um I should be going somewhere here shouldn’t I should I be going in there

Is there a way for me to make that hmm I can’t do a slime jump here should I just run across the ice to the other side maybe and just see if there’s a place to go I feel like I’m not oh there we are that was just a run around on flat

Ground and then run up a hill parkour more like hiking um ah that’s what I’m talking about that’s what we do and then we hit that checkpoint see that was unexpected you’re probably supposed to sleep here and then run through the wall yep that would be my guess and my guess was

Entirely right wait I wonder actually um okay is it possible I could have messed up the checkpoint by doing that I just set my bed respawn point so if I fall off the map instead of going to the checkpoint properly I’m going to end up setting myself way back to the bed oh

See we love the crisscross the ReUse so fancy let’s go dude do I ever stream create above and beyond no I came to the conclusion Oh I came to the conclusion that this is terrifying um I came to the conclusion with the um one block series that Holy prick hold on that doing live streams of main channel series causes people to like lose interest more um because I think regardless of if I do

In between episode work in between the main Channel episodes oh there’s slimes in there if that in between episode work is live streamed and I announced that it’s live streamed and a VOD of that exists people will kind of think that they like missed out

On the other hand even if I do the exact same amount of work in between episodes but I just do it on my own time and I don’t live stream it I think people think oh well I haven’t missed anything right there’s no VOD it’s not actually been it’s not content

That I feel the need to catch up on because it never existed and so therefore I don’t feel like I’m getting left behind it’s completely psychological but I do seriously think it has an impact on uh people sticking around for the series obviously there’s no way to isolate

Every single variable associated with it it could just be like the one block series was more compelling than what came before it’s very possible but I honestly do think that it did play a role and so I’m just gonna go into this tree house and not do parkour

Uh all right back that way where did I wait a minute could I have just I could have just not done any of the parkour oh no I can’t climb back at the ladder congratulations I just played myself okay see this is this is not a world record Pace right now everybody

This is not gonna be a world record um I’m just gonna get yeah you know what I should have just done that from the start I don’t know why I didn’t uh hello what am I doing here how do I get the minecart to spawn so

That I can hop into it oh I bet I’m going down already yeah you always gotta watch out for the water bro you time to go for a ride please do not drop me into lava before I am ready to go okay are we you’re not

Going to drop me into lava right you wouldn’t do something I still haven’t changed my skin since MCC by the way um hey didn’t dump me into lava that’s great and unexpected it being nice wow unusual for a map uh stick the fences presumably maybe no I was supposed to

That’s balls I was supposed to go to the uh balls I would oh God Frick you God dang it dude I was supposed to go to the redstone blocks this is ridiculous bro try that again everybody try that again and he was supposed to go to the balls exactly

If you’re ever wondering what direction to go in life go to the balls that’s what my grandpa always told me a Wise lesson from a wise man anyway continuing along uh let us go hey by the way guess what I posted a video on the Vlogs and stuff

Channel that hey it’s kind of green screen Vlog like main Channel green screen Vlog format however I didn’t really know of another way to do it because like I didn’t have somewhere to go to review the PDFs and the images and stuff so it kind of just

It just ended up that way but yeah if you are interested in seeing how the Vroom Vroom is gonna look that’s up it’s it’s out there I put it out into the universe and you can see it and you can see what it’s gonna look like when it’s

Ready which is pretty cool and stuff like that and yeah gonna be gnarly I can’t believe that’s gonna be like a real a real thing that exists really you’ve done this again did I just set myself back you freaking idiot um oh no we’re okay it’s pretty crazy though like it’s going

To be an actual real live thing that I can sit in and look at and is powered by Stark Industries if you’re watching this video really why would you do that unbelievable if you’re watching this video and you haven’t seen it you have like no idea what I’m talking about

You’re like what the f what is it what Stark Industries excuse me what what what what the Iron Man is going on right now but actually though I saw a couple comments on the video that were like uh can’t can’t Disney sue you for putting Stark Industries on your car and I’m like

Does Disney sue people for putting annual pass holder bumper stickers on their car that have Mickey Mouse ears like it’s not how this works now if I was if I was selling cars with you know Iron Man marketing on them and branding them as Iron Man like by the official

Iron Man car then there might be an issue but um yeah I think I think we’re good I think as long as you’re able to put bumper stickers on your car I think we’re good oh god oh geez this isn’t parkour this is just lava I Kara oh frick how did I

Know that was gonna happen you need it I don’t like it put me in the water you Okay so it looks like now we are about you know halfway up if we’re to assume that the spawn egg look it’s a smaller parkour egg that doesn’t actually have parkour

But I afford to assume that’s about the halfway point it means we’re about the halfway point 20 minute time something like that I forgot he um he put the like the markings uh Frick that’s not the way we want to go he put the like a b c

Tears and all that stuff on the website so I can look at the end and see what grade I got for my parkour abilities okay a lot of houses to just chill in you really like putting your houses in here huh okay there is water elevator can I go up water nope

Why do you just keep baiting me into like going into all the houses and starting a new life you can’t copyright words I mean actually you can that’s what books are so you can copyright words books would be in trouble if you couldn’t copyright words um but there’s a difference between uh

Commercial and and private use um is what it comes down to like you are you are allowed to for something for private use you know put a word or a sticker onto something if you want to do so um uh where wait where am I going from here what have I missed

Am I going oh up here presumably yeah or not or maybe or yeah wait huh no I came from over there oh I’m jumping across the amethyst that’s what it is imagine getting copy strike for your car you know what the thing is though that’s that’s kind of funny like honestly if

It would never happen again it would never happen like there’s no issue whoa holy fro wait oh I’m supposed to bed bout oh my god do I have to do that again so that I can bed bounce I probably do or maybe not maybe I can make this work would be really funny

Though is if I actually got hit with like a cease and desist for you put the word Stark Industries on your car um you know how good of a Content farm that would be you realize like how how many people would watch a video of Disney is suing me because of my car

Like honestly that would be great for content right that would be fantastic so honestly you hope for that you hope for that at the end of the day because that’s something that would like it would have no real repercussions right because it’s your car like worst case

Scenario you just you know cut Frick are you just you know it’s sanded off and refinish the thing right it’s not that big of a deal um but at the same time you would just get freaking content for days out of it because everyone would be like why the frick are

They doing this this is so dumb and then it would go like super viral man being copy striked on car because he enjoyed the company’s content that’s such that’d be such a way to like shoot yourself in the foot too if you were a company and someone was

Like doing something for private use that essentially just showed that they were a fan oh God dang it like literally the worst possible thing that you could ever do from a marketing and PR standpoint would be to like get combative with them for doing something that showed that

They were a fan of your products just way to dig your own grave 101 anyway where did I go here oh oh it was up on the ice right um but like I said that would never happen this is all like a hypothetical thing do you ever okay it’s like a thing right

Ever in the shower just think about like hype you get mad about like hypothetical arguments that you are pretending to have with somebody who’s like you’re you’re like you’re really dumb why why do you think this way about this thing but it’s just completely it’s like just an argument you’re having in your

Head right it’s not something that’s ever actually happened or is gonna happen but you have like Mark mock arguments anyway oh god oh oh room there we go oh we made it timed portion um yes all the time um I’m glad it’s not just me um I’m glad it’s not just me

And then you talk to the person in real life and you feel like you’ve had the conversation with them yeah by the way I just did a one by one slime jump and uh I didn’t hit the edge of the block and that’s pretty cool actually though to be fair like this

Would still if you were over the edge here when there’s ground around it you would still hit but oh we’re going down here aren’t we uh okay I drowned foreign alrighty then uh uh what the frick was that okay let’s not there we go a little bit of

Shift action maybe is the way wait where do you want me to go all right up seed it Frick we do it again we just like I just wanted to repeat this because room room thank you okay that’s more like it um the owner of Knight Rider sends a lot of

Cease and desist to private use cases is that I would assume that is like um well yeah that’s dumb that’s dumb idea um but you know I guess there’s I don’t know there’s probably some instances of old IP that is oh hey this would be a situation where you’re kind

Of fricked in it no actually you if that were honey you’d be kind of fricked you can jump off slime um it’s probably old IP that gets bought by essentially like patent trolls and they do not care about the pr or anything like that they just care about like milking the IP

Um and they just bought it as like I just want to return on investment um anyway I’m sure that exists and that might be a case where it’s like if someone rebuilds a car that looks like the Knight Rider car they go after them because they’re like oh you built a

Piece of merchandise essentially like that um putting a what amounts to a bumper sticker on something that was kind of different um but yeah no it’s still dumb going after people for doing like a fan made creations of things is a really dumb idea you can still jump off honey it’s a lot

Harder and you have to be tick perfect as you fall off oh okay seems like something that I would be able to do pretty easily then because you know me and my incredible tick perfect abilities to do things like like all of the uh sub server parkour jumps that are you know

You have to get down to the one one thousandth of a block how did I just fall into that what the frick and uh you know I’m really good at those so exactly speaking of the sub server I do need to go down there at some point I know I’ve been uh terrible

Terrible person about that and I’m terribly sorry and I hope you’ll forgive me for being one of the worst people in the world wait where am I going from here just through the water I guess maybe okay what we’re just wait what why is this here thanks what why would you do that

I’m just here having a nice time trying to parkour and you’re like here you know where you should go right into the lava goodbye okay Mason over here is this where maybe this is the way either that or I’m just on on a wild Advent where am I going so that’s one thing

Alternatively there’s this are there just multiple ways to oh it’s an Easter egg unfortunately I I don’t know how to get there hmm that doesn’t seem like a makeable jump no so I don’t know there must be a way to get there but wait is it oh you Frick

Hey cave detour there we go let’s go wait hold on so I went in kind of the reverse order there was this not supposed to was there supposed to be like another way to get here I wonder like just purely from the outside maybe dang I got that Easter egg that’s so cool

Guys I’m so good at finding collect emeralds to increase your score in Minecraft maps it’s so cool it’s so impressive really wait what just decorative I guess what okay cool that’s cool um it’s not I didn’t have to bounce off the Slime jump interesting man now they’re throwing all these

Puzzles into the mix I don’t know what to do I should just go live in this house probably you can do that thing wait it’s gonna launch me yo let’s go okay see the last one was meant to launch you but I kind of missed that but it doesn’t matter because I could

Jump off of it and then get teleported let’s go that was fancy all right the daughter of the director of the original Gone in 60 Seconds five money lawsuits to Shelby and everyone that made replicas or gray 1968 Shelby Mustangs thanks for that um if you are marketing them as Eleanor

Then that makes sense because you’re selling something that’s commercial use right if you are if you have used a vehicle in your motion picture an existing vehicle and then you turn around and you’re like this is mine now this already existing vehicle that I’ve used it’s mine now then you may be bad

What the frick is this oh God did I make it through I made it through that was crazy what the what the heck is happening here what the okay this is crazy oh God dang okay I just gotta jump I just gotta jump and then it’s gonna let me oh frick no ah

Okay so I need to get into there yeah yeah so I gotta go Frick you come on come on there there we go got it boy let’s do it wait and then holy frick mitt you’re kidding me what happened what the frick okay okay oh my God wait was it balls

Oh I kind of did it the first time and then it just all went terrible I do over here oh yeah it was like that okay and then wrong way wrong way wait for it wait for it wait for it perfect and then we gotta loop back around holy frick

Okay good good good please don’t mess me up we got it we got it we got it oh my God that was crazy wait a minute oh my God I need to get it when the tree is big and I need to jump onto the thing

I um I held my space bar down accidentally I didn’t mean to hold my space bar down but I I pulled up my mom when she was trying to do parkour she just held the space bar down dude this is like a gnarly one to speedrun trying to do this part

We’re gonna get it we’re gonna get it though it’s not a big deal there we go easy easy easy go go go go okay so I’m gonna wait for the cycle and then we do that and then we slime jump there and then oh I probably have to do

It when the water is empty though because you you obviously you jump further you jump higher when there’s no water in the on top of the Slime there we go okay that was kind of stressful right there bro but we make it is no big deal and do you

Oh that was an easy section bro okay over to here no later lava don’t land in lava don’t land in lava oh yeah wait he by the way I saw someone comment about this on that Snapshot video about the you know New Edge block change does that mean

Does that have any impact on the Slime or sorry not slime on Soul Sand and being next to Lava which is possibly one of the other most annoying things in all of Minecraft because it would be really great if it did the whole like oh I’m standing on Soul Sand next to Lava

No that’s to do with your hitbox God dang it dude can we fix that one I know when you’re on Soul Sand you are technically 1 8 of a block lower than when you’re on not Soul Sand and when you are there for on you know

The edge of Soul Sand next to a lava lake in the nether then you get fricked up um but this has always bothered me greatly because it’s bothersome and I would like for it to not be the case um so okay don’t mess this jump up otherwise it’s going to be very bad

All right we must be near the end why okay why from a technical standpoint though is Soul Sand one-eighth block lower than a standard block like what what is it about applying the slowness effect that requires that elevation change that’s what I’m interested in knowing

There must be a reason for it right it’s not just the answer is not just because it is that way right why would you why would you send me on this wild goose chase all the way around here when you know full well that I could have hit the checkpoint turned

Right gone right over here and down freaking trying to ruin my world record speed run right now it’s not required it’s just a feature I feel like we need to have a little talk about features and and what they are because that is not a feature that’s that’s a nuisance

It’s we very different definitions for for things it’s like mud you’re sinking into it um you know what else you could sink into sand that’s right next to water you know what you don’t sink into sand that’s right next to water slash in water at the bottom of the ocean so you know

Oh I freaked that one up good job me okay we can do this again we can do this again and don’t give them ideas um I mean it’s literally called Soul Sand so by that logic sand should follow it right but oh well okay

Oh we needed to go up a little higher I see what’s going on here I did it dumb I did a dumb I did a dumber and even I did a Dumb and Dumber what am I doing and ye okay there we go and doesn’t

Matter if we land on the stairs and now we can do it that’s all we needed in our lives no jardon stop before they hear you it’s okay as long as I don’t put it in a music video we’re good um speaking of how close we are to finishing Minecraft dungeons

Wait oh I don’t want to get hit by that right that’s the avoid that mine cart uh kaboom goes the dynamite not dungeon Legends Legends I said the wrong oh okay I’ve done a loop cool I said the wrong word I’m so sorry everybody get your pitchforks out

He did it again he did the thing where instead of ornate chess he says gilded and the vice versa what an idiot laugh at the man he’s old his brain no work he’s so good where am I going from here look at this this is what we’re talking

About this freaking Soul Sand sinking me in I could actually like drop off the edge here because oh no there wait no I could actually just drop off here if I wanted to um am I supposed to like ride this into the tunnel of Doom there is an Easter ow

There is an Easter egg there I wonder how I’m get to get in there hmm there is an Easter egg oh you think I do a TNT jump okay here we go Frick I gotta timer right I gotta timer right here we go oh come on wait for okay wait for my

Health wait for my health that would be so epic actually I’d be so sick balls yeah wait for it wait for it wait for it here we go dang it we’re gonna get this we’re gonna get this okay that was sick dude oh actually you’re just supposed to take the wood up

Oh I’m gonna pretend that was the way we were supposed to do it I don’t know how we were supposed to get into that like Easter egg area though you don’t think that was the intended way oh that was the intended way that was the only way oh that was so cool

Jardine cheeseerson doesn’t strike again that was epic wait I don’t think I’m supposed to be here am I hold on am I supposed to be here wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hey am I so I’ve already been in here though what the frick

Why is everything just looping me back oh you know that’s the thing I’m wait actually oh I went I went backwards I went I did the Skip and then I went backwards I’m supposed to go fences and then up oh my god dude come on I gotta do this again

Now so I can actually execute the full skip hold on we got this we freaking got this yeah let’s go perfect that’s how we do it that’s how we do it I I actually I I did the biggest brain skip of all time and I was like time to go backwards now it’s

Because my moral yep always makes a great deal of sense feature best feature what a great feature I can’t think of any feature I like more in Minecraft than that particular feature um okay there’s there’s a place that I have to go here I just need to figure out

What that place is is my this might get freaking balls dude Ah that’s what I have to do get me off the salt sand I don’t want to be anywhere near it what happened is the map maker heard what I was saying and was like I feel like I should

I feel like I need to um put that into the map so he can be angry so we appreciate you Mr mapman all right all right I always like it we have a slime block that’s like right in front of us but I don’t actually need to do a slime block

Jump it’s just a normal jump and I’m like confused but then I realize we’re probably gonna loop back around and use it again and that’s probably why it’s there and then I loop back around and then I’m my hypothesis is is proved to be correct and then I feel big brain

About the whole thing floating lily pads how fancy wow so the one place where toggle Sprint freaks me up is when we’re doing like small jumps right I should have just gone fast I should have just gone big yidus over the whole thing there we go much better where am I going here

What do you want me to do there’s obviously place that I have to go it must be how I see if it’s over here you freaking ding dong I must go around through here over to here and then ah there we go I love that slime piston things can eat

You up oh we’re so close we have almost made it to the end now unfortunately I was unable to do this in 10 minutes and it might be a little bit more of a delay if I have to fight a warden before we get to the end [Applause]

But hopefully I won’t have to fight a warden before I wow I was nearly at the top and then it’s just like hey by the way um we’re gonna go ahead and send you way back down now oh come on you’re not gonna you’re not really gonna do this to me right you’re

Not really gonna do this to me no I can’t see anything okay stay on the wall stay on the wall what what do you what where am I going oh I have oh I have super hops okay this makes more sense now I can go over here

It would appear that I have messed up [Applause] this is Speed Run parkour time I just want to see it I just want to see where he’s at that’s all I just where’s my where my man’s oh hey can you get up here by the way he’s gonna Sonic Boom me probably

Is he gonna Sonic Boom me I think he’s upset oh wait I should go up here wait is this gonna okay I have enough hops for this right uh oh my god oh I’m in trouble I’m in a spot of trouble everybody I’m in his fault of trouble yeah uh you can you

Send me up I was hoping that you could send me like up up really high and then I’d be out of here oh God I’m getting cannoned oh boy how long do I have this effect for hopefully long enough hopefully long enough I see so those

Stairs they were meant to take you up oh and then you go this way and you go this way whoa that was a finale and a half we did it oh heart pounding dude crazy okay not necessarily the fastest time in the world um 37 minutes and 49 seconds is oh rank

B it tells us I think a rank s was like 15 minutes or something so I think if we were just to do if we re-ran it I bet we could get around 20 minutes or so something like that probably most likely anyway that was parkour egg but Omega I hope you’ve

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