Minecraft Player plays Terraria for the first time…

[Laughter] what’s up y’all this is my first time playing terraria so i’m kind of counting on y’all to teach me how to play this joke’s on you you don’t know terraria get [ __ ] sentient rag honey what else are rags for them kidding either way i’m just gonna jump into it

Man we’ll figure it out minecraft with guns let’s go i’ve always wanted to shoot a gun at a creeper i gotta make this new character i think though so we’re just gonna do the funny uh quite uh what hair do we want um i’m gonna get a big pack in mohawk i’ll just

Make it dark green everything’s just gonna be green i hope you all are okay with that i look like a walking bush select the world uh gamer time why are you gay why are you gay shut up quite you dumb idiot fool man that really hurt my feelings bro i’m not gonna lie

Yo that’s what this is the song this is the tick tock song what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that i’m gonna murder you is this minecraft yes it’s just the weird texture pack you are gay hey i got [ __ ] cash let’s go i’m loaded how do i make a shelter

There it is i’m [ __ ] invincible nobody can touch me because it’s a 2d world like essentially i’m safe right like i’m good for the rest of forever at least make a door damn i don’t know how you are being really cringe right now dude you need to get

Out of my house are you blind no i’m new to the game stop bullying me i’m not good at playing video games okay quite equal small brain you i want you guys to look back at you playing this for the first time when you were 10

And i want you to tell me it wasn’t this miserable if not more how about you stream that moment that was even harder because you were even stupider you were a little kid it’s more embarrassing your house is cringe bro you got is this the equivalent of having the grass top in

Minecraft your house is so small it’s never getting bigger now i hope you realize that by saying it’s gross i’m like now obligated to keep it the same for the rest of the playthrough dude he’s just chilling what’s up man i don’t like all these like pounding

Noises at the edge it just sounds like very rough sex yo let’s go i got a steam achievement wait is getting flashbacks from his childhood all right cool matching attire very cool what the [ __ ] is that a fallen star run up on him and start sucking his i will i will do that

All right very cool bye guys i lived the first night and i didn’t die i’m so [ __ ] cool jesus i have literally the best terraria flavor that has ever lived oh my god do you want to move in man maybe get him out of the hole and he’ll

Move in ever thought of that you’re very you’re very passive aggressive man do i need to be concerned that there’s going to be a hitman coming from you very soon you don’t understand how i can be a commentary youtuber and never play terraria that there is no correlation there what

In the [ __ ] are you smoking man wait number one did that craft the platform listen man you suck at exploited wait i can stand on the table who needs a platform baby we’re living how is terraria awful i’m having a terrible time man digging straight down is the best way to mine in

This game okay cool this seems dangerous dude please just be good at the game for you i will try [Laughter] bruh bruh go pitter patter pitter patty how do you feel about other non-sentient hoodies around the world uh i sell them for money there’s a creeper in my house where so what should

I be doing during night because like somebody said not to waste it because it’s just as important as day mining do i just go straight down from the house oh holy [ __ ] what is that one of the lost souls from doom come into my little 2d paradise to kill me again they’re pretty

Tough so leave them alone if i leave him alone then i can’t go out this side well there’s always the other side why does my like guy sound like an actual baby l the hurt sound like the noise your cat makes before he vomits facts

Got him yo what’s up man welcome dude we got a homie now that’s a really intimidating thunder sound compared to the rest of the game’s noises holy [ __ ] it just sounds like something crashing just sounds like something in real life fell off a desk it’s day now this counts as day i never

Know anymore man goldfish he grew a spike he’s walking around yeah i’m just gonna head back because uh this looks absolutely chaotic i kind of really liked it like just the whole visual aesthetic of the game i am enjoying that i like how free everything like how uh free-flowing everything feels despite

Being in 2d the goldfish do it to stanky leg if you can’t handle the surface right now then just go underground see i tried that but then fish equals gay [ __ ] them up that’s right we do [ __ ] up gay people around here in the car with our dicks that fish with his spine

Actually terrifies me though like i can’t tell you that i can’t emphasize that enough what’s up fish he’s got abs look at that he’s got a singular pixel dedicated to his massive six-pack someone called the cops on you for walking your dog today i’m sorry that that happened to you but

That’s really funny yo hey we’re at the beach let’s go oh i’m gonna die i’m gonna die big time so close too what time zone am i in uh i am in a i’m in the zone i am not an eight time zone i am in the zone dude vultures are annoying holy

Hoggers another death almost fell in my own hole jesus how much does terraria vibe with you so far visually it’s really appealing gameplay-wise uh don’t think i’ve played enough to give you a solid answer oh you know who i was gonna bring up during this stream my guy there’s this tick-tock song that’s

Absolutely banging man and y’all gotta hear this is the song remember the times we had the times that you and me had reminiscing about the time when you weren’t by my sides good stuff man i do love this song me when your roblox pf breaks up with me money machine is as quicky

Cringey as tick tock subreddit it’s not cringey it’s unpredictable it’s artsy cool they they go underwater that’s okay that’s [ __ ] gay that’s like a little bug-eyed freak [ __ ] you like how there’s just like pic really pixely blood but it almost looks detailed oh what the [ __ ] what what is this

Why is it red holy sh what is that holy [ __ ] i am not ready for this man what the [ __ ] y’all told me to go there you like to be actually uh so you guys told me exactly not to go there to be fair so blood for the blood and god

Donald trump mcdonald’s sprite did you say big donald sprite by like mcdonald’s no lie this content getting boring you you are trying to bargain my twitch by twitch entertainment value against my abilities to play this game slowly and steadily i did it coke is just red pepsi dude

They’re both due to color are you dumb they’re both liquid poop oh i can make a cactus table that’s baller wait no i didn’t mean to make a [ __ ] door now i feel foolish and they were the 100 bits quite likes feet uh your name is epic

Guys look it literally just looks like my normal like my normal world character yo dude i got a big bag holy look at that look at it look at the rotation on that i’m sick i caught that dude right above my head ribbed for pleasure why do i sound like

A 40 year old man uh because i am a 40 year old man did i actually sound like a 40 year old man i usually think i sound like a prevubescent child but you know i’ll take it you can become 40 it will take about 20 years though i can do it though

And the goal is in my mind to become 40. all right i’m kind of like done chilling for now uh we’ve been going for like around two hours i’ve had a good time thank you guys for watching me just absolutely fail we’re gonna wrap this up here run that quick

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