Minecraft: Poison

Hello everybody and welcome to a Minecraft map called Poison I’m playing this because this map has been on the home page of minecraftmaps.com every time I go to it for months and I’m like you know what fine I’m gonna play it I’m gonna do it and uh make sure to like the video

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Play maps with your friends or maybe Minecraft 1.20 in honor celebrating that so check it out code cabin Sparkles Link in the description let’s begin start read the tutorial and select the difficulty before starting whoa Potato Man I mean potato man you’re very very scary looking uh tutorial enemies cannot pass through the

Wall holes but can I oh I can oh fancy um enter using shift cabinets are a perfect Hideout oh is this like bro it’s like plasmaphobia are we gonna have to defend on the hunt yo I know some of these people am I in here you don’t see me I’m not cool

Did you know this is like the team principle of Aston Martin Formula One team um I’m not here I’m not cool anymore there are chests that cannot be opened until a dialogue is over okay to open fortified Gates you’ll need a specific key some machines must be activated to progress in the adventure

In the adventure there is a decisive countdown you won’t have more than one chance to overcome it like holy frick if I don’t beat this thing in 20 minutes I’m doomed you will get compasses and Maps the purpose is to facilitate your position and orientation security cameras another special machines for the

Players can be activated just by standing on the pressure plate very cool easy is the recommended difficulty huh what how is okay uh smooth lighting minimum really smooth lighting minimum interesting guys easy as recommended what do I do fine I’ll do Normie difficulty has been set to normal main guide by patetitorman

Face mask credits and para title man plushy brilliant what do we have here the map duration 30 minutes chapter 1 the forest oh is this gonna okay we don’t wanna yeah we don’t okay well we’ll we don’t want to skip ahead and credits congratulations to everyone who

Has worked here and done really cool stuff thank you oh man okay and thank you to all these beautiful beautiful people one day I’ll regain your interest and be one of them I promise are you ready press again to start your adventure I’m so ready for men and Mara verartz presents

Poison whoa it like fades in oh my God epic fade-in of poison and intro title text oh my gosh man I feel like I need to bring the lights down but then my green screen wouldn’t work terribly well all right that was a dramatic amount of time to read poison chapter one The

Forest I have a new book The prologue Small Things bring considerable excitement to small villages that is the reason why people have been talking for weeks about the stories of The Many Bodies Swept Away by a river of raw sewage horribly slashed in pieces mangled by traps and dissected without

Leaving blood stains but one man took no interest at all in these stories he was by Nature reserved and lonely smiling then smiling land party he is in truth a very strange villager believed to have been a very expert Hunter and skillful Tamer and there are those who

Say he’s a very feared Necromancer this villager dwells alone in a very ancient house inside a forest and is reputed to be both exceedingly rich and exceedingly suspicious imagine being reputed for being exceedingly suspicious suspicious of what exactly there has to be a target of the suspicion I feel like

Those who have entered in the properties of the peculiar villager never came back if you get lost in the wood stay away from The Smiling man who knows if he could be interested in you poison oh my God I hear spiders it’s crappy oh

My gosh what if I get lost in the woods and I run into the smiling man I think you missed a cat for raiding welcome Mr Cat folks we are playing a Minecraft spooky map that I have seen images of for such a very long time on the website and finally was

Like you know what I’ll do it I’m a creeper by the way amen okay okay well it doesn’t seem like they’re oh wait I can keep going through I tried to zoom in over there and then I forgot I don’t have logical zoom on there appears to be a man in the barrel

Now is that a a head in the barrel or is there actually a man’s in the barrel I’m a little worried to find out that appears to be just ahead in in the barrel there is a resource pack to go with this and it should have automatically applied so yes

I guess we’ll know if we run into the smiling man and he’s not very Smiley that perhaps I’ve made a boo-boo but hopefully I have not made a boo-boo can I get by here no no I cannot um he’s having a spa day you think is that really what you think because I

Feel like that’s just ahead in the in the barrel and it’s a little unsettling you know that seems unfortunate he appears to be Eyes Wide Open dead hey Elena thanks for reading wow double raids in a row this is so cool you’ve come just in time for a spooky Minecraft map of sorts

That I do hope I have the resource pack properly automatically activated for hmm seems to be a lot of bodies in that well all right well well well it does look like some people more ominous Thunder too hey let me go check and see what this man looks like over here

Oh yeah the eyes are different now okay it’s looking a little spookier now how about how about this uh this guy over here oh yeah the small pupils the small pupils give off some give off some effect that they do yeah I’m out that says JD [Laughter] all right um

It’s a good thing we noticed pretty early um yeah I know everything oh now I see the Potato Man plushie and now oh face mask is looking a lot less creeper head like it’s all starting to make just a wee bit more sense okay that’s a little creepy now let’s

Just grab some bones out of here you never know we’re gonna have to like grow some stuff so okay wow look at what we have here oh boy anything hidden underneath I can’t seem to access this huh amen um I feel like The Smiling man dude is not not necessarily the friendliest of

Guys oh is this a place I can hide in in case something bad we’re gonna keep that one in mind that things go badly for us we can potentially you know get in there and hide out uh is there a way in here it doesn’t seem like it I am just gonna

Keep going down the path all right cool yeah I’m sure everything’s gonna be really totally fine nothing bad could happen if we enter the cave down there hmm it’s nice crickety sounds anything in here should I take the I’m gonna take the coal just in case nice ambiance

Yeah I don’t know why I’m like continuing to go down this path that’s just not good that’s pretty bad that’s not it’s just a not good all-around place to be here why did I come here in the first place we’re starting to have some regrets and second thoughts about my

Thought process that led to here and scuffed just doesn’t seem great all right we got more hidey holes and in case of you know a hunt beginning um oh this is probably good a key this doesn’t seem like a very secure key it seems pretty easy to duplicate

You know it doesn’t have many ridges and roofs but maybe I’m just not looking closely enough perhaps huh okay let’s look over on the other side I I bet oh you put the key in the keyhole there and then and then yeah maybe it’s magnetic that’s probably what

It is it is it’s fancy technology it’s like a tappy key card exactly anything in here be kind of cool if we could find I don’t know like some weapons or something that we can use to defend I materialize things you know it’s kind of it’s no big deal I’m just

Really good at being a wizard is all phidius de vermar yum I do love me some phidius de Verma anything else back here oh it’s like a little sneaky area you have found the Shrek Easter egg oh hello there later we gonna have a party with our friends finish the map to

Play the Easter egg will you join I want to enter the swamp though dude why can’t I enter the swamp right now okay he’s telling me to get a little swamp until I finish yeah what an Easter egg though oh man let’s continue here okay here we go okay tap my key card

Nice wow that’s a nice house I bet a dude lives here who smiles a lot and is really nice oh hey man maybe that’s supposed to be Shrek we don’t want Shrek to yell at us to get out of this one do you think I’m like not supposed to ring the doorbell

Because I’m I’ll be honest it’s kind of tempting to ring the door I’m not making noise opening things but wait what if I hold potato man’s plushie in my offhand I feel like that’s a good choice it’ll keep me safe and comfortable I love being comforted

It says don’t make any noise but I can’t access the door I have to ring the doorbell fidious davermar is a lamb soup with noodles just like fall down when I rang the doorbell oh my God he’s smile run where where do I run he seemed happy to see me

Why would I ring the doorbell if I need to run oh oh is it hidey whole time it’s Heidi whole time okay okay Foreign [Applause] that was loud that was very loud okay uh do I get to try this again oh is this the bad ending am I being eaten am I being is this Steve vore is this Captain Sparkles for oh oh oh oh I’m I don’t want to be here

Can I escape I’d like to get it maybe the cage is gonna break and I can escape oh that’s as you know I asked for a weapon I got one I asked for the cage to break I got one oh thank you praised me to the old hurt sounds

I don’t know was there a was there a good ending wait what was the freaking oh the Red Bar was like how far through you are right torture chamber valve opened oh diary one okay and then another uh wooden ax good let’s just get everything so

Um dear unknown reader my name is Victor and I have been held by devil Behemoth for over 20 years I had thought I’d take years for escape from here but I didn’t did it once in less than a day that’s all it takes really concentration and patience but that’s the problem is that

You’re eating into my time when I read this dude oh Babble loves hunting and he’s as unpredictable as smart to be honest the fundamental Escape objectives are on the following Pages The Boiler Room is the only exit underneath the facilities there is a path to the sewers you must

Hold back any flue gas to cause an Explorer you must hold back the flue gas to cause an explosion it’s necessary to open six hours before the switch on the main belt from The Boiler Room torture chamber valve living room valve laboratory valve engine room valve crossing a collapsed Corridor you will

Find the room where you can also open doors to other sections backyard valve in the courtyard you will find a stable where the valve is located but be careful not to wake up the puppies attic valve the key to open the wooden cage is hidden in some barrel of the attic

All right well so six valves to open the boiler room so we have gotten the torture chamber uh valve so that is a very exciting news for us so now we must continue and find the other ones oh a behemoth Mar yum very yum that looks good and tasty in my

Tum tum oh hey this could be helpful red wine instant Health free yummy yummy yummy I might need this why did that scare me it’s not supposed to scare me like that what the f Frick stupid lightning I want to like turn down the volume but at the same time I like don’t want to turn down the volume because that’s the dungeon I’m the captain now yeah get fricked babble Babble behemoth I want this to cook faster but it’s not cooking faster

Not much of a torture chamber is it when Minecraft lets you stand on saws and not take damage fix your game or in Minecraft 1.20 and I can still stand on top of freaking things and okay I actually have to be fast otherwise I’m gonna lose so let’s get going

Oh I can’t go upstairs okay dungeon dungeon oh hey bud you like a bodyguard or something oh hey I can let you guys out if you want oh leather worker he trades for oh your eyes don’t look so good foreign he must know oh that doesn’t look like it’s going well

For you bud living room oh there’s a valve in here right place um wait oh so I am actually able to oh Shield that’s good do I want a shield or do I want to Totem I’m assuming there was no way to I’m assuming that there was no way to

Like avoid getting captured in that first part right otherwise if I could have hidden in the closet and the game would have just been over I would have been kind of awesome it kind of would have been a God for that but I don’t think there was a way to do that

Okay at what point do I run into the Batman please just bergies on the ground on the table well they look delicious and now I’m hungry got it we gotta keep track of the okay well I tried I tried uh so I assume the switches are still flipped which is good

He’s very fast it’s very how do I oh no oh what the frick oh I can see where he is okay wait that’s actually sick oh living room he’s probably okay he’s in the living room right now so we just want to not go there so he was in the

Dungeon he ran up um so is Corridor kind of where we’re at right now I don’t know how to get that courtyard let me see okay so he’s gonna be in the living room can I just quickly evade him He has no idea oh I’m sneaking by him he got no idea what an idiot dude oh I gotta get to the Courtyard though Frick oh and also lab is over there oh God I have to freaking to get into those otherwise time has taken time is tick and time is taken

Where’s the valve there isn’t is there a dungeon valve valve no there isn’t a Frick okay so backyard in the courtyard um you must hold back the so the boiler room is the only exit I have to hold back the gas how do I open it’s weird

To be able to switch on the boiler you must be oh okay so this is the Boiler Room can I can I get through here don’t make me go through the cobweb HG Wells thank you for a double sub gift oh there we go open open open

And engine room okay bro we’re making progress this is good oh can I do a little parkour skis I don’t think so I don’t think it’s gonna work that way okay so now everything is open I think our man I think our men is going to have no idea that I’m about

To Frick up his house which normally I’m opposed to freaking up someone’s house you know presumably they worked hard to put into good shape and stuff like that and you want to respect their domain but in this case is that oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

He’s over there he’s over there he’s freaking he’s freaking over there oh my God wait this is crazy bro what if I can actually slay him what if he is slayable oh that’s kind of terrifying in there oh my God that’s also kind of terrifying our great Air Force the black storms

Because there was something about the laboratory wasn’t there um laboratory valve where is it sorry valve open there’s something in here right there’s something in here right now so that’s we’ve got we’ve got the torture chamber living room Laboratory engine room we need to get to the backyard and the Attic

Where’s the hidey hole there’s the courtyard I can’t wake up the puppies the puppies quote unquote I am a little bit scared good what did it say about the backyard and that you’ll find a stable where the valve is located this that looks more like a big old skeleton

That the puppies have eaten is this a stable or an unstable okay I think I think I woke the puppies guys it’s like a Samsung phone ringtone I had no idea is someone’s phone ringing yes this is dog oh okay I will kill uh uh -huh puppy it’s a big puppy Jesus Christ I don’t like that puppy it’s a bad Bobby bad puppy bad puppy bad puppy bad puppy bad puppy bad puppy oh there’s another puppy oh there’s multiple puppies oh there’s a lot of puppies so many puppies

What do I do when I wake the puppies oh god oh no Do we revisit this did we revisit this I don’t I know ah how do I solve the pup well maybe the plushie will keep me puppy plushie no be nice be nice be nice puppy be nice puppy be nice no there’s not the thrill oh no I’m in

Trouble from the puppy I got it I got it I got it you can take me puppy I got a Triton I’m going no frick well I did get it at least I did get it and I think that counts so yeah you know at the end of the day it worked

Out it really did okay everybody hey guys I’m gonna get you out of here don’t you worry everybody’s gonna be fine the mean man is not gonna get you not on my watch okay so the attic the attic should be good I think the attic is good

Because the man’s is in the uh so we did what was necessary in the court there was a music disc that I need to get the music are we attached to the music disc But the man’s is also going to be down here isn’t he that’s one more layer down okay at least I know where to go this time well we lost the plushie which is really sad I I wanted I’m still gonna be here oh God oh God oh God I mean trick got it

I got it just in the nick of time everybody what does this say who let the demons out who who who who who who let the demons out well I managed to get by him that was good I think so now we go to the Attic upstairs thank goodness he made it

Really nice and easy to navigate and our man’s isn’t hey you guys oh you’re free Everybody’s Free oh a button wait I know something about the button um it’s hidden in some barrel of the attic what a fool what a fool to hide it in one of the barrels in the same exact

Room only a fool would do such a thing hello so nice to see I wonder if the firework will help hmm Get in there more arrows more arrows more arrows and bro if I need to do a boss fight later on then I’m gonna be super ready for it okay crossbow actually wait crossbone fireworks could be you’re right I didn’t even think about that mostly because I never really use that

But maybe now is the time this could be the way that we win okay this is the prologue I don’t need that I don’t think Robbie sapling is gone raw chicken be gone beetroot soup be gone and let’s open up the cage be free

Oh frick I think it took the uh to pick the firework take the firework you fool it’s not working Boiler Room valve now available oh right it has to be in the offender Oh sorry I didn’t realize that that would actually work you seem upset um I do apologize for that okay so now I just need to make it down to the boiler room without being spotted let me double check make sure the smiley boy is not there so I think

The dungeon is the closest to the boiler and right Courtyard actually is pretty close too okay let’s go down to the dungeon oh if I see the man I kind of want to actually what if I what if I shusted him real real good

What if I oh well you just fall down to the next floor what if I what if my shoes did him super hot what if I slayed him what if I did this and I’m also like right next to the freaking this thing here right so I could just freak him up

I already just freak my mans up He’s scared he’s running away he’s running away I’ve got him he’s he’s wrecked he’s wrecked he’s running he’s running doesn’t stand a chance the noises I don’t like the noises does he have like resistance five maybe I’m starting to think this might be a losing proposition I’m gonna blow the boiler real quick

Yeah everything’s a little bit loud anything in here what a nice staircase that it made oh well that’s nice do you think he’s mad and he’s gonna follow me because I’m a little worried that might happen uh are we sure this is the best exit I

Don’t know if this is the best exit but I’m gonna go down the hatch here’s this munchy crunchy on some food as I descend to my Doom Pleasant chapter three the soul okay okay root of the swords very nice of you I have drawn a map of the most Expendable locations

That was A and B can open the sewer system the when you say the most Expendable locations is that for me or is that for him also there’s a big frowny face in the map of the sewer is that meant to represent me and my thin Little Neck

And then my brain’s going everywhere because I’m being attacked well I am here good news oh oh I have to dive oh God oh geez it’s too bad if it’s too bad eating fish doesn’t allow you to breathe underwater it really should nature should have thought of that you think there’s any um

You know like water breathing potions down here maybe if there’s not there really should be hmm oh that’s unfortunate okay well so what I need to do so I’m I was there so I went up the stairs now what I need to do is I have to go right like into the

Main area all right and then it’s going to be a ob is going to be over there and then a is gonna be there oh frick dude well here goes nothing oh unless the exit is that is the exit there bro I’m so gonna ground oh there’s

Puffer fish is that the point to be able to yeah go in here and not I’m there’s air in the middle there’s air in the middle okay okay okay freaking puffer fish idiots so is this the loop okay this Loop probably leads to a right yes yes it does okay this leads to

Velvet okay so the valves are in the uh in their pockets this is good news very good news God are you just have nightmares of being stuck in like an underwater cave and there are people who do that voluntarily the absolute mad lads now this dude is popping off on another

Right he could be out here making netherite beacons and instead he’s giving people creepy smiley faces talk about a waste of potential unbelievable men a real waste oh God dang it I could turn you into a water breathing potion just so you know all right just

So you know no oh oh oh oh oh oh no no no no no no no no no no no oh no no no no no oh God okay I see so the map cuts off because what it did is it turns into a maze like that foreign maybe this is the better tunnel to go into okay so don’t apparently want to oh there’s air there’s air I see I see I see this air that’s great that’s great

That’s actually really good news for us other than the part where I can’t go through no more air oh oh oh SpaghettiOs I am in trouble I am in danger oh no no no no no no no this is some nightmarish stuff guys I think I’m doomed oh okay

Only I could turn the puffer fish into water breathing potions I don’t like this I’m gonna start and enter on the other side I’m going to turn this side and this is going to lead me to be why was valve a so much easier oh God dang

It like this again well this is where I was I was actually very close I was actually very close there’s oxygen here so that must mean like we’re on the way right if we’re running into oxygen I I was so close so close the first time

And then I just went and you let me jump how do I get out of here help what the frick let me get back without Let Me In God I know my XP bar is the timer and I know there’s what I’m saying let me in

Help all I needed to do was once I got to the here once I got to here I just needed to go forward so bad so bad but we made it out we made it out we did it for coffee there’s so many puffer fish around here

Hold on I gotta breathe I gotta breathe okay oh they retextured on E blocks that’s diabolical thank you oh okay we made it God the retextured honey blocks are oh it’s because it’s I’m falling into poop yeah yeah so anyway continuing along trudging through the poopy

I know I’m in the store but I wasn’t connecting the dots get fricked up the gang just got trapped in a cave-in that’s what you love to see oh that’s what I’m talking about right there that’s what I’m talking about all right Source anymore dude I don’t need the

Root of the source okay we got the netherite sword we’re freaking ready to take these boys out what did I just get why did I just give myself freaking glow Glover and stuff like that give me more stakey poos I guess I could take more fireworks just in case and the diary three

The warehouse there’s an elevator that will take you to the attic the only way to get out to find the switch room through the corridors So the switch room through the corridors to get to the elevator in the Attic I’ll get to the bottom of this I mean the top of this because I need to go to the top because I gotta go to the attic I’m in the attic never mind it won’t let

Me through we’re going elsewhere just kidding oh second page there are several chemical converters scattered throughout the facility that will make you temporarily invisible from any threat as long as you know how to use them oh I love dancing myself in chemicals to become indeed you can’t hit me through the wall that’s

Illegal I’m in a rough spot right now hmm hello puppy I am in need of chemical converter do you know where the nearest chemical converter is located oh this is the oh guys but I’m invisible why can they see me do you think that I need to take off my

Armor do I need to get completely naked for them not to be able to see me do I really need to get complete I gotta go mask off it’s very bad I don’t like it I don’t like it one bit and even the shield Maybe oh god dude

I should eat the fiddiest Dave or Mar anyway okay so that’s so slow and it doesn’t last for very long how long is the last not very long but we made it we made it we made it around him this is good this is good news chemical

Convert oh frick they’re over there oh wait that’s another chemical converter why is there so much poop here bro oh I don’t think I need the Behemoth bars actually they seem bad it makes me so hungry though no I’m in the warehouse I’m not on store anymore

There’s poop all over this warehouse and it’s really terrible there’s no hygiene in this place there’s puppies everywhere wait wait wait wait wait there’s so many puppies go go charge through the poop try to poop go go go go go go go go go go snowing no Frick no freak

I got slain by a puppy while trudging through poop I have to work my way all the way back and I’ve lost all the food there’s a lot of poopies a lot of poopies a lot of puppies a lot of poopies puppies poopies and puppies everywhere foreign let me do this

You can do this right behind him and I just have to get to that button run behind him get to the button oh God we can do this he’s oh he’s he’s going away Dex Master thank you for the 20 month string bean TV thank you for the sub

Redley’s Revenge two months HG Wells with a triple sub gift which is pretty huge and Riley buffet with four months of Savage and I think we can do this elevator activated there’s no car in the elevator but bro they freaking did it I freaking did it he had no idea Get Wrecked loser

Bet you can’t see what you can’t see haha okay let me uh just quick so if much find the switch room throughout the corridors cool we did it we did it so we just need to go figure out where the frick the elevator is now there’s no

More switches that we have to do use the sword on the puppy I don’t think that the sworder is going to be enough on the puppy gonna be honest with you make our way back now And I’m stinky and I wanna get out of here if I could run God I like to go nope he put me back here oh my God it checkpointed me here clearly I need to go back towards the entrances God God why are they all congregating oh I don’t know if that’s probably not any better actually than than another eight sword so I don’t know why I’m

Bothering with it hold on I’m waiting for it to wear off go go go go go go run run where’s the elevator where’s the elevator where’s the elevator it’s here I made it that’s a terrible Elevator Shaft really there’s some people who slatted at the bottom of that it would appear uh oh

Five the Attic all right there’s an ends at which way oh that door doesn’t open that’s a locked door all right I’m Victor I’m Babel I’m Victor I’m Babel I’m Victor I’m bevel goodbye Victor oh God geez I’m Babel I’m Victor codex 9 by devil Behemoth oh God did I

Need to take some of the bevel potions with me was that would I need it because Behemoth and Herobrine made a covenant because he loved him as himself Victor is the weakness Babel is the revenge and Behemoth is the monster Babble made countless demonic pacts and sold his

Soul to Behemoth hold on Behemoth and Herobrine made a covenant he loved him as himself Victor is the weakness bumbles the Revenge Behemoth is the monster this is confusing lore um oh okay that’s a whole thing I’m hoping that’s not important um a great truth that I haven’t been

Able to tell you is that wherever I go bebel will always follow me I can only act myself when he needs to rest getting to to write and hide the books Behemoth is one step away from knowing my plan to eradicate his existence I don’t think I

Can contain him much longer he’s more powerful than me I am Pebble behemoth the most rotten place from an unknown Village Victor Baptiste was born among the wastelands of a stall that his mother was attending a young woman of about 25 years who had left previous children’s to die on four occasions

There’s a lot of stuff here the ones that are 113 today like that’s the guys crying baby portray the presents the mothers the rest will try to be out of his ground on that side of the victory Spanish Island North and they’re just like well there’s only

Animals one day managed to get a flock across look at the entire as a teacher however the skills of math and science is several scholarships as much decisions University standing rewarding or imagination when he was in his 30 years he lost his family during looting in The Villages that unfortunately

Discharges about some of the skills he started psychological treatments it develops a very different technology disorder I’d never imagined the Victor would become one of the most African bombable men of his time it’s quite the freaking lore on the mountain you hear the cries of a great multitude

To use aberrations that are gathering the almighty is preparing an army his troops are ready for combat and the leader is very angry that is why he will send his troops to control what if what a family photo a beautiful family photo do we think I need to grab something

Through a brick through window do I go into Babel do I go into one of the paintings is that what you want me to do is there somewhere to go secret room perhaps through a place no or maybe back here no surely there is a place that you

Would like for me to go um hmm I should probably put my gear back on unless the gear is supposed to go on the armor stand or maybe like that no oh okay nothing in the barrel anything else in here can’t go through there hmm ah yes I should wear the face mask

Otherwise it could be dangerous here oh Victor talking to Victor yo what’s up Victor hey man got a Jekyll and Hyde situation here right I know you you do you’re trying to kill me and stuff you must stop him but by stopping him aren’t I stopping you he’s getting stronger every day

You must listen to me very carefully before he comes back and I trust you not for long listen I’ve secretly made a poison And it’s hidden in the room to my right did you say poison if I drink it I’ll take Babble away from this world otherwise a terrible war is going to start hurry up we don’t have time how do I get through this freaking place you’re not making it easy you’re not

Making it easy yet do I gotta go up oh I gotta go up in here oh and then I gotta go through there okay here it is oh oh frick oh frick it’s freaking bevels back bevels back baby what did you do to Victor nothing but send him to sleep

You’re late I feel like a flowey voice would be good here foreign very soon I’ll command a great and durable army with the power to rule them all that doesn’t sound super cool about that boys and bring it to me it did say chess wouldn’t open until dialogue was completed sometimes

The map is called Poison we’re getting to the climactic plot line you don’t scare me laughs I must say I’m quite impressed so passionate so young you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for why you leave my Army you know surely you’ll be interested in pretty prestigious boast General let’s get to the point

Where’s the poison Dr Victor poison take the poison with you okay you know I won’t give it to you of course you won’t this will be more in the rest day you haven’t even I wanna I wanna wait what if I drink the poison oh I can’t drink the poison it won’t let

Me okay well am I um oh Emerald helmet oh I prefer that to the face mask like quite a lot actually it’s good I’ll take some rabbits due to cool lock me in great oh can’t open the chest oh why are you doing this dude my knee what did I do to you

To change the world you must be willing to make great sacrifices yeah people have shout out greedy and cruel we are redundant approve yourselves as the superior dominant species they took everything what Victor loved and from his grief I was born of anger and revenge dang humans am I right

Now I will destroy everything you love God yes two minutes oh frick oh frick he about to he about to blow this place up wait I can access the chest lodestone Compass diary five oh so it’s freaking been Victor the whole time gas chamber rude oh frick okay you only have one

Chance to avoid the gas if you fail it will be your end you must be prepared before Crossing that door okay oh God oh God oh God um get rid of that oh my inventory is so full can I eat some Phineas de Verma um okay so I gotta be really ready on

This freaking thing okay so I am here don’t go map by Victor oh but what if it’s actually Babble and it’s it’s a ruse it’s a ruse okay anyway it’s very important that you introduce the poison into the hopper of the machine what machine the poison is

The only thing that could kill Babble I’m sure one chance of what gas though says don’t go there nothing here but it says map by bevel and then he crosses it out which makes me think it’s a trap which makes me think I am supposed to go to the place where it

Says don’t go because actually the map is written by bevel but he crossed his name out and so it’s a ruse it’s a double freaking it’s a double agent kind of deal you know it ah frick um it says you’re not here right but I am there exactly exactly I am there

You know so I need to go where it says nothing but also avoid the gas oh it’s just probably the gas is going to fill up the whole thing but then I need to put the poison inside I assume the poison is going to be the end of the

Thing okay so hold on just to be clear so when I enter that’s going to be straightforward cool and then we go forward for it’s going to be right we’re basically sticking to the right wall sort of okay here we go here we go here

We go so we go here oh oh frick he he do be here oh he do be here no he tied the door shut my freaking God oh wide this is fricked this is ultra Omega frict oh my God bro I thought this was gonna be straightforward Balls in the sack oh no oh no oh no you gotta stop ow I can’t move dude This is not cool Frick you Frick I can’t even hit him I can’t even hit him I am nauseous as frick how did you keep going keep going oh here’s the thing wait oh I can go I can go I can go I can go I’m going I’m going

I’m going oh no you mother trucker dude you mother trucker uh put the poison in the hopper oh God I did it Bevel behemoth’s Health appears to have been decreasing man that that map did not help a great deal did it it’s like hey you’re gonna be able to follow this route and uh and then it was just like nope no you can’t no you can’t not at all not even close

Who this chunky boy hello foreign still alive no I don’t want to be trapped in that cage I’m not that’s not falling on my head no I see it here I’ve stepped out of the cage oh hi oh oh is that you when you were younger oh

I don’t know if that’s actually Babel’s arms though hey buddy you look happy to see him I’m Gonna Leave You to it have a good one very very slow indeed oh my God it says exit do I believe it still I’ve got things red they’re very red I’ve walked right into another good cage why do I keep walking into cages I even avoided the kids before

Wasn’t the guy was outside of the cage and then it was like magically back in the cage you’re not supposed to still be here I poisoned you oh that actually was bevel oh God oh oh god oh oh he’s actually wasn’t with the crossbow sorry oh oh God oh no uh

Don’t tell me you can walk through bars You see that to head slam his way in I got a crossbow oh that hurt me more than you apparently apparently I got it I don’t have a oh God my Shield’s got oh God ugh Ali oh geez but you’re not looking too hot there

Oh God he’s running to the light oh so we take care of him feminine Christmas stood he left me he’s good the bar was gone you’re going friendly hey guys came to his senses everything’s good the subsiding the noises and I exit I’m gonna go now I leave

Bevel Behemoth lung to purge the world of vice and sin wow and he saw corruption everywhere except within himself dude yeah imagine this combined with the shaders from the from that map invisible oh God that would be insane bro there is a quote that says no death no Doom no anguish can arouse

The surpassing despair which flows from a loss of identity HP Lovecraft wow we’re getting very deep here at the end as we’re about to do the Shrek Easter egg the end I love deep thought-provoking text followed by get out of me swamp that’s what a track sounds like get out

Of me swap Dot the end except it’s not well I mean I don’t know where it’s gonna Place us after this right because how do I get back to Shrek is the real question you know design art levels and textures by maravor Arts is very that was very good

Map that was well done Bravo I’m it really should have I should have played it earlier literally this has just been like there on the home screen of minecraftmaps.com forever and yeah should have done it should have done it earlier man we’re hitting some good naps right between invisible and this

Thank you mother dang bro freaking gnarly but still there’s more Shrek to do I dedicate this adventure to you the one who came this far I give it to you with all my love thank you I appreciate love you think maps are popping off again well some of the ones that I’ve been

Seeing and then also and then of course the first person shooter map antitheist bro we’re on a freaking we’re on a rampage of like three bangers in a row three bangers in a row man I think it was just we just happened to select some good ones recently basically um

Okay you might like a demon brain we’ll have to check out demon brand then oh do I get to go do uh oh hey it shows all the different levels of bevel shattered subject 10 experiment subject killer puppy yeah demonic Dr Victor ooh not good not good

At all hey is it the shrekening time once upon a time there was a great party the end oh wait oh I’m back I’m in Shrek swap let’s go all right hey Shrek what’s up you said there was like a game back to the gallery wait what the frick is this

Just the Easter egg or is it just Shrek and Donkey oh you look so happy this is so exciting I love it I love it have we got anything else around here what the heck dude that’s that’s the poop pot I’ve I’ve been in a lot of poop today I don’t know

That I wanna you know do it anymore but yeah there we there we go everybody I think that is the Shrek Easter egg in all of its Glory a great great place for us to wind things down so thank you all for oh it’s pushing oh

It’s Puss in Boots that’s so so astute and observational I’m green too we look good together bud yeah pose for the photo man pose for the photo please don’t eat me make sure to like the video subscribe to captainsparklez2 follow on Twitch to catch these live and uh you

Know get yourself 35 off your first month of a Minecraft map with Apex through the end of the month via code Captain Sparkles Link in the description maybe play some 120 with your friends or uh you know hear do maps say hi to Shrek see you next time