Minecraft Quick Build Challenge – Water Slide! (1v1 on Voice)

Hello people my name is rage and welcome to another episode of Minecraft quick build challenge now this week I thought I’d keep the special episode ball rolled like surgical skin that it [ __ ] distracting me I’d keep [ __ ] well I’d keep this special episode ball rolling with a normal one v1 challenge except

The Challenger also happens to be able to speak to me say hello Jake hello Jake Wow I wouldn’t have put money on you saying Jake as well nor anything okay so basically after last week which was a slaughter mean wil destroyed team cabbage and God eight hundred and

Seventy nine votes to two hundred fifty one votes meaning rage fourteen challenges also free like seriously guys what the [ __ ] they are so bad and you’re about to become one of the losers Jack I know you’re not supposed to believe that you’re going to lose gonna win alright

So the Challenger is little Jacob and if you know where that’s from then then props to you alright so a rage point alright so the build is waterslide okay that’s about everything you need to know the rules for anyone who’s new is you have ten minutes to build the topic and

The topic is waterslide in this case you can’t go outside your arena in on the ground but you can in the air normal creative mode once the ten minutes are up you people you people will vote on the winner all right you ready man I’m ready man how ready are

You a hundred I see a block in your hand again oh no no I totally have a full adventury of blocks though right that’s a lie right free two one go the amount of beat age you are about to get beaten it’s not even funny funny it’s not funny I just I

Just said it’s not even funny what the [ __ ] man oh I’m falling I’m fine you can have a sandstone water slide what the hell I can do how I please do what I want it’s not gonna be good I’m gonna absolutely destroy you then no

Have you ever been to a water park where the sides have been made a [ __ ] stone yeah no you haven’t yeah okay mine can be made of lapis lazuli because I am a baller well you know I’ve had a bit of a bad upbringing and I just run around on stone

Pretending it’s water that thing is I completely believe you London’s probably like that yeah all right we don’t have pools we have gravel pits yeah all right okay I’m totally not sure I’m concentrating I’m making the most classic of classic water slides like I don’t I don’t like it why don’t

You like it it’s better than your pit you girls just look like a piece of [ __ ] your slide looks like a literal literal piece of [ __ ] like it’s terrible I mean don’t knock it actually I it I’ve seen better metaphorical pieces of [ __ ] I know right hurts when you that’s when

I consult my creations well you know you need better creations I’m trying let’s go I will it make you placed a sizable amount of blocks in the time given its cuz it’s because I’m Pro excuse you Pro yes that’s my power my secret power is placing block just got

Like a mod that lets you place box really fast there anything okay so that goes like that for a while and then like a two one and then another two one I got this I got this I know I know exactly what I’m building didn’t even know okay not there there we go

Say look at mine he’s a [ __ ] wuss like why would there be [ __ ] vines on a [ __ ] since ancient Egyptian waterslide me ancient Egyptians don’t have [ __ ] water slides oh you don’t know that for sure pretty sure though like why would the ancient ancient Egyptians have water slides what

Would they possibly gain out of it fun Egyptians don’t believe in fun they believe in their having 15 year old Pharaoh this is true that is their idea of fun maybe one of the 15 year old Pharaohs was like I need me a waterslide I need a waterslide

Get to it [ __ ] having a pyramid in my honor you know what I need just a waterslide instead of a pyramid buried in a waterslide no I’ll be so much better if ancient pyramids were actually just a giant waterslide inside you go round and round

Yeah I would that would be oh I would actually go visit Egypt if that was a thing although I don’t think that beef like structurally sound after all this time no probably not exactly exactly mate though the Egyptians mean you know they’re pretty good how good I think I’m making stuff

Oh [ __ ] I did it wrong man did it wrong oh stop stop building man stop it come on do it can’t now it’s I mean I’m in this one minute I can’t stop I’m in a building zone okay exactly is the building zone sounds like the twilight

Zone but less impressed way to the building’s own brain mean I recognize that song hells yeah don’t know the name of the artist but I recognize that song it’s from Top Gear I mean I can tell you that from top gear up gear means hot Matt Top Gun cat Top Gear mate

It’s from Top Gear yeah pretty sure alright okay just keep going like this I should eventually construct my waterslide we’ve got we’ve got six minutes left mate six six oh snap come on wooden how would [ __ ] little wooden stakes hold up Rock you’re not thinking logistically and why

Would they have like ladders that of ladders in ancient Egypt yeah they just they could fly though yeah they they flow everywhere everybody knows the ancient Egyptians were in love we failed know they had alien contact they weren’t in love with aliens a hybrid alien race

Exactly it’s a shame that they died out really yeah everyone knows that the Predators were in contact with ancient it’s just a scientific fact microwaves from the Egyptians mate how it how does that even make sense they gave us the microwave because they got it from aliens okay yeah I would an

Alien invent a microwave well maybe not the microwave but if anything like an alien would invent like instant food I guess all right you say so I do say so and what I say goes cuz this is my show there will be no rice day is truth

There will be no opinion arguments here alright I don’t think I’m gonna have time to finish man ah forget it yeah see ya you know I did I’ll be an awkward thing to have to say really okay okay okay okay okay I swear to God if you all vote for him

I’m these no for me no no one was certainly friends and lonely oh yeah I’ve only I’ve only brought him on out of pity yeah I don’t actually know it’s just some like homeless person I found gave him a laptop and said Joe to play Minecraft for a bit you wanna play

Minecraft walk up to the XL this person you think it’s like a game of Minecraft mate Oh brilliant if he was like yeah [ __ ] yes I do yeah that’s why I don’t that swam a homeless person I played it so much it’s my job I lost my house and all my money

On the server that I was hosting no one donated so now I’m homeless oh I know let’s not go there in jokes for the win Oh names are going to be mentioned ok say I’m doing pretty well I’ve even got water on my water slide mate look at mine [ __ ] off

What is that mate come on hurts when you in saw it look at that look a mine bro free lane waterslide make mine is a singular because like and a loading metrical look at that oh oh you I bet you’ve seen belt no wait you haven’t seen better I bet you’ve seen

Better water slides no I mean I’m you know I mean you know I’m sorry I know what you mean oh I know I’m saying that’s good it’s good it’s good oh good it’s all good in the hood all right the railings that you have to don’t know

Why I’m telling you this like you stood here watching safety like yeah safety railing so I know about safety railings me you don’t people falling in the pool D falling off the tower you mean falling in them yeah I guess you do want people falling in the pool yeah that’s kind of

The point of the pool I’ll be honest with you all right what gold come on man she’s putting gold there for the sake of it being a gold that gold is magical see lapis lazuli looks like that bluey cheap plastic that water parks use so you have

Mines [ __ ] authentic mines a rich for rich be ever been to a while back no I’ve never ever been to a war there’s not a lot of people armed into water park it’s kind of a like oh yeah big thing going to what pack is it not not really

What do you isn’t but I’m sure gonna be privileged you’re just a [ __ ] posh kid makes us posh kids and our water park yeah man we have our own water park yeah but we’ve got two minutes left man oh okay you surely that if you’ve been to walk back

You recognise my build oh yes the one from Alton Towers isn’t it no it’s just a generic that you a generic one and I was I was shaking you were you’re kidding I was I was just kidding I was planning on doing a stairway to mine but

A way to heaven it’s bit long though isn’t it yeah well I’m not gonna be able to build it in two minutes it’s the it’s the main good certainly is that yours oh sorry sir oh I’ve even got a queue area man my guys can queue for

That waterslide no I just need to queue yeah because no one’s going to it you should are you just hold yourself mate oh you make it too easy man okay we have a minute remaining oh I need a queuing area I don’t having a minute why didn’t

Having a minute rewriting make you make that nice and quite frankly worried minute remaining oh love minute remaining it’s okay see got mine into a pool into Rapids can’t even [ __ ] mess with it now I doesn’t look that bad I guess thank you I guess the dog just you know

I see mines even got water dripping off it like the crappy water slides do like there’s an element underneath my water slide see even the Enderman though oh [ __ ] we’ve got 10 seconds dude Oh ten nine eight seven six five four three two one zero stop stop building stop it I’m done stop

It all right there we go it’s got a camera made see it’s got a camera and you’re coming down yeah it takes a picture that’s a sign mate okay just put a sign misspelled camera and decide that it’s a camera it’s a camera besides if that took your picture we

Won’t even see half of you ah fine let’s have a look at yours like then okay Q here you’ve even got a sign and you’ve misspelled Q did I oh yeah it’s just what it’s just qu e well actually it says are you joking no this

Is not the place for me to stop this right now all right so we’ve got a gate and then they should be more ladders in waterparks like it’s fun climbing a ladder well use a bow in yours I was going to and did it [ __ ] up pushing you

Off go go go are you sure you are they say they’re safe eh sure you want to decide that it’s a boat Walters like it’s not a boat water slide by the way good all right you can shop with your feet I’m writing it we whoa yeah fun you

Have excite egg oh I like the trunk rest I like the hell I do like the drop man but how’d you get out your pool man you just jumped off the side I love how you’ve incorporated this little underground bit yeah man this is this is the secret this

Was totally an accident well throw all the cool cut kids come to smoke they hotbox it yeah I’m stuck under here now and I’m slowly trying to gap all right come to my waterslide try all right you’re gonna help me prove that mine is quick queerly mine is queerly this why

Did I say that was this quite clearly it proved that my knees could know that mine is like the triple slide yeah come on to admit that’s pretty cool all right so we climb up the ladder I like this actually damn it’s actually kind of good

Okay so we go up here and see what we got a queue like only people and we wait here for the lifeguard to tell us which lane we take I’ll have one it’s slippery sorry I love the middle lane okay on the right and then you’ve got like croc you

Got to sit down and go underneath them which you can’t do in Minecraft you kind of got a flyover I just do they get whatever and then no no go down don’t get down get back get back up no come on okay cut no [ __ ] as well all right okay

So then we wait here we look at the life like the lifeguard says go and then we go and then we like race to the bottom yeah totally yeah and then we just get out of the pool thing come on look at that where’d you go now though on mine you

Can just go back around to the queue and yeah you can’t for mine you walk around this iron path now mind just you just just run back and it’s like what anyway guys there you have it’s my triple waterslide of better than Jake and Jake’s ancient ones golden ancient waterslide

Of power it’s magic as well it’s magic as well is it yes okay all right so if you are devote for me vote space 1 if you want to vote for a [ __ ] vote space – all right good please what what are you doing I’m flying

Oh God MIT is a cool skin thank you did you even choose it yeah I did uh-huh is that why he didn’t know what it was no I did I couldn’t remember I haven’t played for a while yeah all right guys please like if you liked and favorite and share

Vote space 1 for me vote space 2 Jake my name has been rage a good vly Roof is on fire my crap and you want