Minecraft Server Speedrun Fail – CRAZY Ending!

If you’re a returning viewer to the bringle verse then you’ll remember that not so long ago I did a video where I speedran my College’s Minecraft server right after it opened I encountered a lot of weird challenges due to the fact that I was playing on a server and just

Because I had one try to play the seed where it lies laid Lou so yeah anyways I did that and it was a funny video a bad speedrun but overall an okay experience now fast forward to a little bit ago when me and the Discord Community decided to open a public bringle

Minecraft server and I had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever conceived and so I did just wanted to shove this in the video real quick if you want to play with us and hang out on the bringle Minecraft server make sure you join the Discord that’s linked below in order to

Get access to the server anyways now the extra literate among you might notice that little bit tacked onto the end of the title it didn’t go well that’s because it didn’t so I’m going to walk you through exactly how the speedrun went because it was a very entertaining

Type of train wreck it started off pretty much how you would expect I spawned in people started joining and I immediately went and punched some trees I spawned in a Tiger Biome which is not a good sign right off the bat that I’m going to have a good Overworld

Experience but right over this hill I saw an ocean which is a much better sign I boed around for a while looking for a shipwreck and then I actually ended up finding a ruined portal first which gave me a very clutch gold helmet and then eventually I found the boat I

Was looking for not only did this chest have maybe the most iron that I’ve ever seen in any shipwreck in Minecraft but it also had a buried treasure map for a treasure that was right nearby so I beelined straight for it the buried treasure gave me a bit more iron some

Gold some food and even a single Diamond this means that I managed to get the first diamonds on the server and get the diamonds achievement in under 5 minutes which I guess is kind of cool or something like that now I’m sure you watch that segment and are wondering

When the speedrun turns horrible because I mean you did just watch me climb straight into the upper middle class in the first 5 minutes of Minecraft but but don’t worry it starts now I needed to find a lava pool in order to enter the Nether and like I mentioned in my last

Server speedrun video Minecraft 1.17 and up made lava pools a lot harder to find than the older versions I decided to use the age-old classic and dig straight down which takes a while if you have to dig to -50 in order to find any sort of

Cave and now I’m going to pause the video right here because I want you to take a look at this screenshot right here and see what is wrong with this speedrun please I need water I found so much lava but I forgot to get water I

Knew I was going to regret that that popped into my head as soon as I started digging down yep that’s right I am the biggest stupidest dumbest idiot on the face of the planet and forgot to put water in my water bucket when I was on the surface I fumbled around this super

Weird cave generation for a bit looking for water and ultimately decided to give up and just dig back to the surface even though it would take forever on the way back up though I actually did find some water in this cave right here so I was

Able to grab that go back to my lava pool and start building my nether portal just like the college server run I decided to mine up 10 obsidian before I went into the nether because this lets me leave the nether from anywhere later which pales in comparison to the small

Amount of time it takes to mine the obsidian I hopped into The Nether Portal really hoping and crossing my fingers that I would see a nether fortress on the other side of the portal like I did in the last college server video but nope nothing oh God I don’t have a

Fortress immediately that actually sucks fortunately though the Silver Lining is that I spawned in a Crimson Forest which gives me a bunch of hoglands that I can boil with my bucket of lava to get a massive supp of food after that it was a matter of picking the path of least

Resistance and holding control plus W at this point I was keeping my eyes out for another Fortress to get blaze rods obviously and also a warped forest for ender pearls since I find that it’s usually the most consistent way to get ender pearls in the newer versions of Minecraft moments later though I

Actually ran into a Bastion which is a pretty interesting proposition for a 1.20 run if you have a masters in Minecraft speed running you’d know that bastions are the main meta for getting ender pearls in version 1.16 in 1.16 and 1.16.1 piglins have a 1 in 20 chance to

Trade four to eight ender pearls which is just amazing odds overall unfortunately though after 1.16.1 Mojang nerfed piglin trades to be a one in40 chance to only give you two to four pearls which means you literally need four times as much gold to get the same amount of pearls as before top level

Runs in the newer versions of Minecraft actually still do use bastions pretty often but they just end up resetting a lot more due to how much worse the trade rates are now if that was Minecraft speedr running 101 let’s get get into 102 there’s four different types of

Bastions in the game each with a predetermined amount of gold blocks in them the treasure Bastion has the most gold blocks in it but is the most dangerous to navigate especially after 1.16.1 when pigin brutes were added the bridge Bastion has the second highest amount of gold and is overall the

Easiest to navigate and extract the gold out of the housing Bastion is next which has a good mix of gold and speed for 1.16 runs but doesn’t really have enough gold for newer versions of the game and then last and definitely my least favorite is Stables which technically

Can have up there with the most amount of gold but the gold can randomly generate in these four places in the Bastion which means you can either hit all four of them and get a ton of gold or none of them can spawn and you get

Zero Gold Blocks so boo Stables now back to the bringle server run the Bastion that I found here was actually a bridge Bastion which is overall the best Bastion for modern Minecraft speedrunning since it was right there I decided to hop in mine the Gold and start doing some trading I apparently

Really lucked out and there weren’t any piglin brutes in this section of the Bastion so that just wasn’t a thing that I had to deal with which is very welcome the reason that piglin roots are such a big problem is not only did they do a

Ton of damage but they aggro to you even if you are wearing gold armor and they aggro all of the nearby piglins if you fight back against them so anyways it was just a matter of throwing these guys some gold and then waiting around for them to empty their pockets after

Managing to get a huge 11 ender pearls in such a short amount of time I sprinted away from the Bastion as fast as I could because of regions large nether structures spawn using a system referred to as regions which are 43 32x 432 block areas in a grid that surround

00 fortresses and bastions take up the same structure slot in these regions so only one of them can exist at a time this can get kind of messy since big structures like fortresses and bastions can generate across multiple regions but the game has a predetermined center block for these structures and that is

What is considered in the region anyways I say all of that to say this there’s a bash right here which means I need to get out of town if I’m trying to find a fortress oh God the lag these Hogs are done for that actually sucked right there God

Damn it The Bash was pretty much squarely in the negative negative region so I went on a straight diagonal line to get over to positive positive so I could check all of the surrounding regions unfortunately though it didn’t seem like there was a fortress nearby in any of

These regions so this whole thing ended up being much more complicated than it needed to be I kept going in the positive direction and I actually found a warped Forest on the way which is amazing because it let me get two more ender pearls to round out my collection

With 13 yeah yeah this has a similar problem to the college server where uh the mob spawns were kind of sparse what did you just see that that was ridiculous stupid video game having an extra Pearl or two is great because even if My Eyes of Ender break later or

The end portal doesn’t have any pre-filled in it I still have a much higher chance of having the resources to open the end portal anyways after that I kept walking and walking and I didn’t find anything useful for a very very long time I ran into multiple other

Bastions on my quest which was actually a huge pain because like I explained with regions this meant that a fortress was not in that region and so I had to keep going no that’s another Bastion why why have I found three bastions no the seed is trash after over 20 minutes of

Sprinting and jumping and bridging and boating off Ledges I eventually found the holy promised lands the nether Fortress yes finally finally I found one oh my God I know that in terms of Minecraft 20 minutes doesn’t really sound like a lot but just for context I have beaten the whole entire game start

To finish in under 20 minutes several times before 20 minutes of walking actually sucks and it makes me even more mad that it wasn’t because of a skill issue but instead a seed issue I had plenty of fire resist potions so I headed into the Fortress Found The Blaze

Spawners and absolutely butchered the blazes with my iron axe with zero problem at all after I got eight rods I built my new portal right there so I could get out of the Nether and I eventually saw the light of day again other than the fact that it was night

Now since I was at roughly 1,600 x and 1300z in the nether my Overworld coordinates when you multiply that times 8 ended up being a little unhinged this ended up placing me in range for the fourth ring of strongholds that spawn around the origin point of a Minecraft

World which is definitely the furthest that I’ve ever been in in any speedrun I have bothered to finish in a normal scenario you would obviously reset if you had to travel 2,000 blocks to find another Fortress but honestly that’s why I find these server runs to be so

Interesting you just end up doing a lot of stuff that’s kind of unconventional and makes the run really interesting now in the Overworld I went ahead and threw some Eyes of Ender so that I could plug the angles into my stronghold calculator and figure out exactly where the

Stronghold was now that I had the coordinates all I had to do was walk to them and this really didn’t take too long since I actually lucked out and ended up pretty close to a stronghold especially for being in the fourth ring and after getting there I dug down into

The stronghold and zoomed through beining the end portal honestly if you watch back this footage it looks like I scouted the seed and already looked at the stronghold but no I just lucked out and picked every right path first try which is good because this is pretty

Much the only lucky thing that happened in this run and of course the End Portal had zero out of 12 eyes preloaded there’s a 1 in 10 chance for any of these End Portal frames to be filled with an Eye of Ender so it was really on

Brand for this run that there were zero even after one of my Eyes of Ender broke I still had enough of them to fill the end portal so I slapped all those eyes in the frame and then jumped into the end just a side note by the way

Something that I made sure to do earlier in the run while I was in the Bastion actually was use some of the string from the piglins to craft a bow using that bow in the huge pile of spectral arrows that I also got from the piglins I can

Use that to take out the end crystals so I don’t have to mess around with beds using beds is nice and consistent and easy on single player and even on some higher end servers but given the fact that I’m a college student I didn’t pay for a super high-end fast Minecraft

Server so let’s just say I needed to use arrows instead I tagged down all of the crystals one by one and then I started taking shots at the dragon which was actually surprisingly easy to do considering the lag thing and then she came in for a landing which is a great

Time to get some extra damage with my axe I ran up to get under the dragon in the fountain and oops no big deal I’ll just get my water bucket and piece of sh the water bucket clutch is one of the most classic Minecraft Parkour techniques and it’s literally

Not even hard and I still manag to mess it up haters will say that I’m bad but supporters will blame the lag I think I’m just bad though I looked at the footage and it looks like I right clicked with the shield a little bit too

Early so w w so anyways this left me in a little bit of a brine soaked cucumber I definitely wanted to finish the run because I mean I wanted to make a video about it that’s kind of one of the things that I do but also it was my own

Godamn server could I even call myself the real bringle if I wasn’t able to speedrun my own server I don’t think so so I decided deed to go back and try again but the problem with that is that the only stronghold in this whole world that already had a completed end portal

Was 13,000 blocks away on the x axis and 10,000 away on the z-axis at this point I honestly debated if it would be faster to just start from scratch and go to a closer stronghold but considering I’d have to find a fortress again and there probably just wasn’t a close one anyways

I just decided to go back to the other one so I gathered a fresh set of tools and started walking through the Overworld Gathering some food along the way I was obviously planning on using the nether to travel back because of the whole eight times faster thing that you

Might be aware about but this gave me a good chance to find some more Loot and get plenty of food so I’d say it was worth it eventually I fumbled back down into a cave and found probably the worst lava pool ever known to man I made it

Even worse by placing water in a really bad spot and turning a bunch of it into obsidian but after digging around in this really stupid janky setup I built the slowest nether portal of all time and got back into the nether from there all I had to do was go to the

Coordinates that my calculator still had written down and go back to that portal that I built in the Fortress and surprisingly for some reason even though I was going in a very similar direction to before I actually traversed a lot of different terrain not really sure why

But eventually I did overlap with my original path oh my God those blocks are from me I’m actually my path has finally overlapped I remember this place I’m traveling over blocks that I placed with my own bare hands that’s kind of beautiful if you really start to think

About it and dissect it a little bit from there I retrace my steps through the portal across the Overworld into the stronghold and then finally back into the end I grabbed my stuff from before and I continued shooting the dragon she came in for a landing once again but

This time I didn’t get flung like a little piece of monkey in the exhibit at the zoo and I was able to get her down to just a sliver of Health with my axe so I took aim and shot down that godforsaken Dragon once and for All and so since this was a survival server that I did plan to continue playing on I took some extra time to grab the dragon egg before hopping into the portal and stopping my timer with I think the second worst speedrun time I’ve ever put down in this game I think

Back in 2020 my very first run of 1.16 was around 2 hours so this just barely beat that which is pretty terrible and yeah I’m sure even the most casual of you Minecraft viewers knew up to this point that this was a pretty abysmal speedrun time and you know what I think

That calling this a speedrun is kind of insulting to anybody that’s put some actual time into getting good at this game and honestly it might even be slower than some Minecraft Let’s Plays that have been done out there my biggest time loss was obviously the death against the Ender Dragon which was not

Very cool or very clutch but the second biggest time loss was the horrible nether generation so at least one of those things wasn’t my fault right am I coping I’m definitely coping and so that was the story of me speedrunning my very own Minecraft server I hope you guys

Enjoyed this roller coaster as much as I did and if you did make sure you like the video and subscribe and leave a comment because all of those things help tell YouTube that you really like the video and that other people should see it so as always GG folks I’ll see you next

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