Minecraft Showdown: Twitch Streamer vs Vanegood

A N A A Oh Now now we’re yeah here we are here we are we’re on live we’re live we’re doing it live here I got to here I got to promote your stream hold on all right let’s I have to check oh my God let me promote your stream hold on People might not know who you are we got to I got to figure it do you know that one goober in chat I I wouldn’t call you a goober I don’t know if you’re goober level yet okay I just had to test my sounds was working yeah you’re good L says yo I

Don’t have to watch the man yeah there you go yeah support let’s go twitch.tc oh it’s corus yes it’s twitch dver how’ you know whoa it’s not like we let to slip multiple times Well I mine’s intentional you don’t have to lie about you don’t have to lie about mine’s intentional how

About you I’m a great liar because I’m not smart enough to lie often but when I do lie it’s like a probability of if I’m lying or not and therefore you have to do the calculations uhhuh um of math saying a lot of things but I don’t know if they’re

Right spitting a lot of things but I don’t know what you’re making here I don’t know where it’s going with but what’s up Chad how you doing how you doing everyone excuse me today I have challenged twitch streamer known as clorius to a game of Minecraft and this man here decimated by

Chat and cahoot yesterday absolutely I can’t have this I cannot have this she yeah she can’t have me be intelligent okay she wants to whittle down 100 I want you make more thank you legs really yo let’s go did you get doned already let’s go yeah Xbox’s a real one for real

For real all right chat British so here’s the skinny we’re going to do a little bit of equity today competition is if Corb finds okay thanks for interrupting me Anyways squeeze my juice and then it just spat juice on my leg all right this okay your juice box P of juice have been revoked move what no please pleas l no no no no you can’t do I will give you a cup we will put it in a cup so you don’t

Have to go the straw anymore you don’t Splash it everywhere okay so challeng is today folks is that the first to find diamond wins we are going to be playing on hard we are also on Bedrock okay whoever finds diamond first wins and if Corb wins I’m going to buy her lethal

Company which is a video game that seems to be popular right now and she has interest in playing it so then they also also a lot of people say it’s really fun and it looks very fun and also it’s about making money right also okay well

Yeah I mean the game like you literally have to buy okay you literally have to find scrap in game to sell to a to basically make a quota for a company and if not you get yeated okay that’s literally the plot of the game all right

So that seems fair and also to make money right here I got to create a new world hold on there we go where the uh hard FBI if you’re watching this I am not buying active uranium bro you could buying deactivated uranium what are you talking about you barely can hold a juice

Box if it’s Ur name is not for me it’s for someone else uh-huh okay survival hard okay I got the world I’m going to have to invite you I always have two pickaxes on me when I go mining that’s right I’m a gamer if you go to chorus’s

Stream you’ll notice that the pin message has bits for prices for things as making me lose a tool or making her lose a tool or digging straight to bedrock you could decide to donate to her at twitch.tv/ chorus to help change this the competition of this stream if

You want her to win if you want me to kill him or if you want me to die yeah okay how the [ __ ] do you play this game again if you want me to stop being cringe you’re also going to have to pay me money that’s a homebound rule yep

Okay if you want me to start being even more cringe you also have to pay me money the cringe level is determined by you guys oh shoot did I can yeah you can donate to me to punish him yes see you absolutely can I tried to make the

Message nice looking but it didn’t quite yeah it’s fine you’re good don’t worry about it uh why wait do I have to activate cheats again to invite you try to remember uh no it’s in multiplayer why is it oh God I got to remember why you can’t why multiplayer is not on press

The multiplayer tab yeah but it’s yeah yeah Reverb f uh jeez I kind of remember okay what was okay I don’t know how to format this I knew I knew we had to do um this is a great start we can’t the game wait are you I Hope’s

Dyslexic like it’s oh what the [ __ ] do you have to do um you just want me to start it I look I’m in the multiplayer tab it’s it’s it’s a grade out I can’t remember why I’m trying to think was it cuz cheats no it wasn’t cheats it’s just it

Won’t like are you not I’m pretty sure we’re friends on Minecraft right yeah hold on I’m going to test this real quick but it’s not letting me invite you in are you I’m making one right now okay well nice work do everything myself in this house it does no cuz apparently

I’m not s we don’t we’re not added as friends that’s why I couldn’t wait find crossplatform friends what is it talking just sent you an invite looks like we got an interesting start here if you want to start on this we can do a different world if you want

I can’t even see your Invite uh try Windows G if you have Windows going on Windows G what are you talking about just press that and then it usually does you overlay can’t wait for wind ban you guys are putting too much faith in me I don’t have any I literally just

Squirted juice all over myself because I squeezed a juice box a little too hard I’m not yes we’ll do your Pokemon cahoot like at some point I’m you ah you know what I mean I’m trying to I still I like I can’t do like a link or

Anything oh I wasn’t signed into my I wasn’t signed into my Microsoft account hold on apparently it didn’t sign me in it’s the brain cells are brain celling so hard dude you had to sign in to do this okay so my world’s fine you come to my world

Okay you know when I played two months ago it naturally signed you in yeah well mine was signed in too mine was I literally did this last night just to make sure it was signed in it didn’t [ __ ] do it awesome so now I could yep I can invite you now yep

Okay all right popping in cling the brain csing to move yeah right so if you want to pay someone pay clor at twitch.tv corvus or pay him no don’t pay me whichever you prefer well actually pay me I’m not your mom listen unless you want me to be then you have

To pay me to be your mom listen if you do want to pay me listen I got text on the screen for how much you could pay me for stuff it’s right there uh actually I Can Go the Distance remove that heart of damage I ain’t doing

That I’ll just get just oh sticky keys uh you know to no actually I don’t want to I want to give some Corb uh some Equity so he just feels bad because I’m super broke I can’t afford to like I’m trying to help you make money

But also you know all my rald campaign I cannot afford food in that all right are you ready to go on your mark get set go all right we’re off to a really good start all right this is such engaging gamepl oh God is my screen freezing on

There dude I got to remember how to play i’ rather pay you to tell B to Dick straight down she gave me 100 bits with that yeah um so I guess um you got to dig straight down wait me lick says in my chat 100 bits I’d rather pay you to

Tell Vin to dig straight down you can go check my chat if you want come on man okay fine I’ll start hold on that’s what said okay I mean you’re getting like an advantage right now well no cuz I don’t have any tools I’m not going to make a tool I got to

Dig straight down oh dude this is awful the British lesbians are on my side today why is it not captur there you go I got it there thank you beautiful black the Brit okay there we go I’m sorry first to find diamond wins baby let’s go all I see is

Darkness laughter laughter all I hear is laughter oh dude I already found Granite are you kidding me I’m like like seven blocks down dude oh my goodness I need food I need and I’m digging straight down this is great fantastic awesome stuff keep going going going keep going going going we’re going

To keep digging straight down going to keep on digging down diing I’m just keep on digging I can’t see any sunlight at all I got dude I got to go through granite dude you’re probably you’re good I just here just check the watch real quick ain’t nothing going on there ain’t

Nothing going nothing going on in this he is a vein and he’s digging a hole yeah what is this already you’re going to have me suffer dude we just what we just got in the game I even have the game on screen cuz I ah it’s over man I’m already

Losing this is a big loss to me are you kidding me I don’t know you might just get lucky oh yeah with all these uhhuh you know I probably I probably will make a pickaxe I didn’t say I didn’t have to make a pickaxe that’s not the where are

Feel one I probably should make one uh okay how to play okay I may be a competitor but I’m not an [ __ ] okay good opinion thank you thank you for your opinion thank you there you go there we go recipe whoops wait what oh there we go remember got to play Minecraft after

Playing G came from my chat so I just gave you a pickaxe really you got donated to give me a pick yeah I didn’t know what you were talking about I was like what’s happening like here I’ll give you something it wasn’t a donation that was just me trying to be

Oh oh no I could have made one but thank you take the dam thing I I am I’m using it right now I’m going tell you what if I hit if I make diamond it’s going to be all right good start Good Start that’s excellent work there cor be

Very dude that’s good Diamond I never thought about that that’s an excellent way to find diamond hello CL by CL do I have to exist thank you hello by do I have to exist do you have to exist do you have to unfortunately yes we all

Have a our own crosses to bear the responsibilities of being existent in this world I was born if you’re wondering why my Minecraft looks like this is cuz I turned off all most of the graphic settings so I could TR to run this as smoothly as possible yeah now

140 160p on Twitch let’s go every pix [ __ ] down every pixel will be granular okay cuz it usually tears you want to feel you like you want to be able to touch the screen and feel like it it’s made of grain yo we’re already at Cobblestone deep slate it’s just the

Aesthetic all right sorry CL I think you’re probably going to lose probably oh I think licks gave the advantage on accident right here watch diamond did or maybe she didn’t diamond right here ready why do you have that account o wrong I forgot to switch back whoops wrong account

Whoops we got to find diamond Chad you got to let help me win sometimes what I hear a skeleton that’s not good hey hey hey skeleton hey what are you doing so what I do is I block the hole with my own thing so I

Can’t see and then I’m going to make I can’t make a picka where like in the comments below if you uh have big brain cells donate if you have donate to chorb at twitch.tv/ oh [ __ ] um did you die again just wondering I’m just waiting for the message after I say that that’s

All I’m saying uh let’s see yeah I thought the water was going to be there and then it wasn’t um you know what it is what it is this is V good W already already du Duke prevails Duke prevails dy I don’t have any bones Duke prevails look du prevails

Look I now I got to dig straight down that’s why I’m not making a second tunnel I got to wait till Bedrock to start doing that so would paid corus to have me dig down instead instead of paying me I don’t know that’s what the people

Want that’s fine I agree with it I’m still doing it I’m still making it look we’re going to find diamond right here I believe in it believe in it Duke prevails Duke prevails Duke prevails Duke prevails dude how deep is it here what’s the elevation why do I not have

Coordinates on the screen yeah why don’t you have coordinates on a man cuz I I got probably have to redo all that stuff dude go on for 10 hours I doubt it dude are you for real how deep is this hole this is a speed run so what is this were

We on a mountain somehow I I’m still not a Bedrock by the way I mean I know I stopped to make tools but oh no no what happened H lava oh oh no it’s just oh it’s dude it’s oh wait hold on is it over it’s probably going to be close to being

Over oh oh Man okay I think I’m going to make it okay I forgot to bring that you know it’s fine it it’s might be close to being over like oh yep already at bedrock and already found a lava pit so we’ll see how this goes all right so I

Already dug the Bedrock we’re good so just that is incredibly unfortunate like I said it’s the first to find it chat oh yeah I’m in a cave you’re in trouble dude you are in trouble I’m already in a cave system but yeah I’m probably in

Trouble oh oh okay hold on oh come on Duke W come on silly boy died no he lived you gave him an advantage by having found it found it found it Diamond here it Is lick you [ __ ] me over you literally did dude I found diamond oh you screwed look it’s right there dude are you for real how much time it a ain’t no ax literally just made this world let’s go let’s go that’s unfathomably large W I was also kind of lucky too yeah

Absolutely I’ll take it dude common Duke W you should donate to chor because I won every day I wake up and I sorry I’m sance okay how about this I’ll do double or nothing right I’ll buy you two games oh for [ __ ] sake yo vade wins $20 yeah

[ __ ] that guy says not be cheated like with the Cahoots yeah D nothing yeah double or nothing so I’ll buy you two video games oh Jesus might as well hold on yeah okay no it’s come back here what are you do we’re not wait you you okay

World okay that’s fine that’s fine yeah like just start over from create new world all right yeah first to make a nether portal first to make a nether portal yeah that sounds a bit more reasonable cuz Diamond’s just like lucky oh you I’m just saying cuz use

That was awesome lick box W lick that’s your W right there cuz you gave me if you pay me I’ll kill him yeah you could do that too dude we we’re spawning on a tree by the way here you go oh for [ __ ] sake there you go that fat invite

Beautiful yep I got you I got you cover and I suffer a little more yeah hey man this for two games lethal company and another one of your choice whatever you can run I’ll do it I’ll double down Simulator more all right oh we’re in the snow this

Can be very bad all right go yeah yeah go go I I’ll give you a five 10c Head Start oh I love how my [ __ ] is so now need render distance guys this might take longer chat you know how about going like 30 Paces North uh is that where the W’s

Located buies all right so if you find a ruin portal you I kind of did already pay okay I can just give me hold on let me go get it you want us to fight to the death or are you just giving him a death warrant who are you talking about Oh you

Mean ventti or who you who lick oh really she paid you 400 oh yeah no it is 400 and yeah okay come over here come here come here no she didn’t anything yet she just gave me 200 for that s oh okay so be invis duer me um

One I I mean I was ready to go I was ready to cook um wait are we fighting yet that’s fine are we are we uh oh so just murder just murder is just 200 so I’m not sure if he’s allowed to fight back oh yeah

Yeah come here yeah I’m not allowed to fight back all right so where you at all right I don’t have my I am somewhere I’m literally at spawn hold on let me where’s coordinates at I got to put coordinates on the flipping thing where is it at where’s coordinates at in video can’t

Remember top of my head uh render distance will you just kill me I’ll just do look at this I mean I’ll spawn right here I mean you can take my stuff too why not I’m not sure you have much to take yeah I know I just got yeah I

Know where am I blind where the hell is uh coordinates at is it in video it’s in game play I don’t think game okay got it yeah uh wait no I don’t have it on show coordinates there it is got it thank you game thank you cor you’re still not here

I’m right here go ahead go ahead Just he is been slain GG’s there’s death on my tongue have some spr can’t wash the blood away this time lady MCB ouch damn spout spot ouch infernal spot what do you mean they’re actually wasn’t blood there and it’s all metaphorical what the what do you mean

It’s just in my head no d a d I always said d d d a dead gone forbidden that wasn’t a w that just felt pathetic revenge for revenge for last night I’m sorry I’m sorry I know trigonometry enough I’m good at guessing see I don’t

Need to cheat I I play at 160p you guys ain’t got nothing on y’all don’t know the dial up dayses I mean some of you oh Lord when you had dial up be going wait 30 minutes to get something done standard CL W thank you for cheering me on my uh depressive

Disposition listen even though I already have the first W your W will be twice as large if you win this one that’s fair we’re building another another portal right yep that is what we’re doing go as long as we need to go if that’s fine with you

Or if you have a time limit just let me know like okay we’ve been going I don’t have a time limit cleared my schedule for today cleared my schedule I cleared my nightly schedule no cuz I’m not no you’re so funny blocked reported what’s up V good how

You doing I mean what’s up just said hello to myself what’s up King Isaac how you doing EXC activating where are all the creatures in this cursive plane you robbed me what did I rob you of again I’m sorry rabbits but your death must be done oh

Man okay so I need to find lava that’s the first plan so I got a foot but no food I don’t need your feet I’m not a toe sucker I’m going to need a bucket too you’re to sucker what all right I didn’t food from the rabbit’s corpse okay I forgot if polar

Bears give you food or not polar bear uh no they give you SK Le skins I think okay I got one corpse woo here we go Chad we’re making it through nether portal time for the ne nether puddle remember if you also follow that’s what someone in chat said

That’s right and I agree with trying to eat some chicken or you can help support chor at twitch.tv/ chorus and help her make her follower goal or you go to dnov and help him get affiliate I’ll be so he can get money no I’ll be fine because

Money is important like money yeah okay listen you okay we got to practice this Shilling thing you don’t need to be that you got a segue into it you got a segue more can you ask for me I got to teach you the art of the segue e polar bear

Meat is BAS I don’t think they Dro polar bear meat in Minecraft unfortunately and speaking of bearing through the stream you too can follow cl. TV bo/ glorus help her reach a 100 follower goal help me uh yeah do that and you can subscribe to her my average

Viewership so I can do Mar shananigans all well getting to 75 is kind of rough we got to start small I’m not saying you can’t think big let’s start small let’s start with working on well I just need more people here I can do crazy [ __ ] yes

Exactly but they I need numbers so I can do crazy votes and all that right right right but we got where the [ __ ] are we you get you might in this case get money faster than you could get sub or not Subs but yeah is Corb on the mic again yeah she’s Spitting okay maybe that maybe shouldn’t let her spit maybe she I’m literally spitting guys no no don’t dir don’t dirty the mic not that not the Walmart mic no I don’t even know where this mic came from what yeah I just happened to wander into room yeah just have to water to your

House here we go broke because I fell off a chair it’s you and I we were meant to be together just the two of us I don’t know for how long but I was meant to be wrapped around your head and spoken into who are you your your Headphone

Set headphone mic combo no no no no cuz you said you didn’t know where it came from it’s like I just arrive some I don’t know where I come from sometimes California dude I know you I know you’re regretting it I know but things are I

Didn’t have a choice I just spawned here bro look at that oh no it’s okay we accept we accept you for who you are accept me for my disabilities we can claim you yes you can CL listen like if I was your accountant I’d say since you’re from California fornia Jesus

Christ California listen clearly I’m see that’s why I’m not an English teacher instead I’d be an accountant but listen since you’re from California we you are we can have youil you know what I mean yo there’s a chicken y That’s what I’m talking about crazy I

Was crazy once you could be banned put me in a room in a rubber room room full me crazy crazy don’t going pay her 200 bits to have her stop talking for a minute thank you CH crazy I was crazy one say put me in a room I

Rub remember right crazy crazy crazy uh um dude you sound like freaking like Harvard debate team that’s what they do say rapid fires like well if we can’t understand what the hell you’re saying uh tell Corb I hate that whom who’s saying this uh booody did Moody these nuts oh wait um these

Nuts oh hell no once they put me in a room a gay room a gr full of gay Rats the rats made me gay gay ratss I was gay B want’s the silence strong W no I said pay her to silence her that’s why I said bits not dollars

Pay me to stop being cringe yeah pay her to stop being cringe indiscriminate a MCH sheep I was sheep once the Sheep made me crazy sheep did she not know something very Cali what the [ __ ] I was sheep once what the [ __ ] that mean crazy who is this

Berries bro I found berries sweet berries dude I don’t think I found those last time did I where the [ __ ] am I dude it’s frozen over here hi doggy I’m in a frozen Wonderland doggy what is that is that what is that oh that’s a glossier

Is that you hold on let me Bonk you oh it’s a fox no mind my Bonk real I’ve got I got four stacks of wood planks I think I’m going to build a nice house this is not the best spawn for nether world for NE um speed running just because of the

Fact that we’re not lava here which I’m not too fond of duop w I’m sorry how many W’s you got today you can’t I don’t know I don’t know how to count well I’m thring about chat you got you’re carrying an L right now it’s a very hard

Bir I’m carrying multiple L’s my cross is made of L’s and it is something the cross is in the shape of an l no it’s multiple L’s put together to make a cross well no being crucified I’d like that they took a cross and then took the top

Off and the left off or the right off to make an L depending on how you’re holding it yeah yeah cuz they just took off one of my limbs they’re like you don’t need this man g g Willers I like that yo the I like having limbs yeah I think we have

A larger problem here do you have Wool by any chance maybe why how are we going to sleep who needs to sleep oh dude it’s so over I don’t even have coal for torches oh there’s mobs there’s mobs oh boy okay get up here get up here get up here oh

Dude it’s so over I didn’t even build I got man jump scared that’s scary I need to build here I’ll just build a little house here okay I know I won’t no I won’t where did I get I might just have to do the stupid thing and just dud not these guys

Please I can’t run it’s over it’s over over just let me die in peace I don’t even have Cobblestone yet I’ve already dig to bedrock again I’ll do it for free this time that’s what I was going to do stop copying my ideas what do you mean lick boox gave you the

Power first time oh God okay oh my God do you guys like the music it’s nucleus by Aly cat I like it because it has like a jaguar on the cover I like it CU pretty animal all right also it’s good music it make my brain

Happy it makes me I’m a simple woman I’m simple I tell I tell you I’m making a treeh house I’m just getting to work oh God I need to build stuff oh God it’s two Block it’s two blocks wide it’s so bities this is the most horrendous oh this is terrible most

Horrendous housing project ever been in dude it’s like downtown Chicago it’s freaking over dude oh I don’t even have dude I don’t have Cobblestone no covering real and then it became not m sold oh no oh boy um I’m going to have to eat raw food that’s

Fine I can live with that I guess here make three of these it don’t matter I’m probably going to die just let’s see if I get as lucky as you did let’s see see if you fall into some lava yo I didn’t get poison let’s

Go luck is on my side today and I get my health back let’s go simple give me some axes simple is a very nice term for saying I’m very Stupid do you want to be complicated does anyone want to be complicated yeah some may say yes some may say no simple life but complicated ways to get it okay how are we doing nobody deserves to be stuck in Chicago SP elsewhere wait did you just kill

Me no [ __ ] MGS muhamed just paid 10 bucks to let me die thankss thank you CJ appreciate it hi Claude how are you today welcome to the cooler welcome to the stupider chat thanks MGS Muhammad great four stacks of wood planks bye-bye thank you yeah you’re helping CL

She’s trying to find nether bad for me so we’re doing a challenge right now mg Muhammad she’s on twitch.tv/ you can follow her there and sub to her there if you’d like also pay her to ruin my life too uh listen we’re competing see Ru my own life listen we

Already competed to see you could find diamonds first I won thanks to lick Box’s intervention of paying uh clor to have me dig down to bedrock which I found a Cave System easily and found diamond it was as quick as that you he took a l what 5 minutes if that but

Listen the new plan is double down right I will buy her video games right games that she’s probably going to stream enjoy for herself whatever she wants to do you know what I mean and if she wins she gets two video games if she loses that’s it buy me One

Singular Costco hot dog oh dude yummy yummy dead yeah all right Ronis pepperon why did I put the game on hard what I what am I doing that was your idea I just saided I know I question see me nod but I was like yo sneak your steak it’s

Been a while how you doing man oh my Lord have mercy my ears just got blasted to Nowhere betray my brother he likes my Johnson impression he likes my ACDC impression it’s betrayal that’s not betrayal it’s it’s just normal a well he’s from Australia I don’t know why we sound British same I’m

Not makes you guys even more Dante CED yeah it does we’re talking at the same time there’s three separate to be in that’s right be in CBS try to distract cor she’ll read every comment you can also pay to put noises in my ear some of them are more

Distracting than others yeah if you want oh yo am I going to get a free bow from this cuz you’re distracted by the zombie let’s go oh no it’s over I should have buil a weapon should have bu weap weap I like oh let’s go oh I got one Arrow slowness with no

Godam board update there ain’t no board update what are you talking about I to put I don’t put I’m not putting a doter board up here I’m in the middle of competition I am in the middle of competition what do you mean board update what are you talking about

There’s no wait do I have donors on there you’re distracting me oh there is my bad I didn’t mean to put that up there that’s why no that’s not meant to be up there ignore that that didn’t happen my bad V1 that was not meant to be the aw Fat Beat for you

Guys it’s okay I’m putting on Fat Beats for them so good good yes L them to sleep me and Mooney aren’t twins what if you are what you left the game a [ __ ] hold on all right I’ll back in are you good yeah do I need to invite you yeah no I

I’m I’m joining back in you okay sweet okay just making sure I was like yeah I win I we’re playing Minecraft today yeah hello the cringe ised you no it’s funnier if we both do it right like a tandem Bonnie and Clyde oh no if we want

To do like a sort of like a comedy formula then we got to like have a straight man in there absurd people well sometimes down work it just depends what you’re trying to make and what you’re trying to do we don’t need to we don’t need to complicate more comedy here

We don’t need a complicate more than comedy is my special interest special needs yeah I’m a little special a this spider you know yeah you’re bully you’re bullying a special needs [ __ ] I died from a zombie from behind dude it’s so over man the air is air color dude

Know what the FD you know I hope I find a cave soon just dig down you said you had the idea did you find anything I dug down the Bedrock did you find anything no that you’re willing to tell me dead ass I did not find anything now

I’m just strip mining to try and find lava Okay what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] Chad it’s so over what does fight with duke mean so it means uh oh did I I copied paste it from a word pad I made that to help with clor okay yeah I’m not very uh I remember

Not it’s V man is straight man in this instance yeah well I think I’m a little sillier yeah that yeah that makes me the straight man wait you understand how that work okay you shat itself for like five minutes you shat your brain you got to give me a

Break I’m a little special shat that brain hey oh my God can you pull up please I just spawned in oh he’s a straight man who’s also the straight man bro I am not she doesn’t play stuff too seriously not unless I need to then I

Can I need to it it must be a need dig deep within yourself yeah d need deep uh moty says tell cl to say uh Claude says hi or say hi to Claud hi Claud there you go there oh Moone says hi to you Claude yeah big straight is over over it’s

Corin time it’s Corin time what the hell are you going to start cling out dude I’m trying what the hell are you doing man mining that’s okay you know what maybe I am a little bit of a goober who who art thou to judge me being a

Little silly me the goo judge the goo judge as Shakespeare once greatly said no [ __ ] uh as Shakespeare once said I bite my thumb at you sir oh that’s so [ __ ] basic Romeo and Juliet like act one scene one that’s so act one scene one wow so act one I heard

The drama kids were pretentious but this is a whole another level this isn’t Drama Kids Drama Kids like hate Shakespeare do they they always get prissy about itool there subdivisions so it’s like oh yeah there sub let go I got to hear the juicy kids that can like afford to go to

Broadway every summer can I show you those Broadway tickets you know much expensive that [ __ ] is that’s the kids that I had to deal with okay and then there’s the clicky ones and then there’s the one straight dude that all the women want because he’s the only straight dude

There even though he looks mid as hell and then the ones who were bed into to it and then there’s like the casuals like me at the time I wasn’t even really cash like I just wasn’t in the click the click yeah so like I wasn’t right you know it can be very

Clicky dude this is like California W I don’t know and then um California L and then there’s the people who are looking just to add be film majers and then there’s the teis we love them because they do [ __ ] yeah okay the tiies are just the uh

People who make sure we don’t kill ourselves okay that’s okay on in Minecraft uh yes there you go the existence shall not end they make sure the Mac Beth curse doesn’t take place essentially right right like no it’s time dude I got no people who are like in the theater

Department because they want to do film so you know you kind of have to go through that first first oh man that’s kind of me as well it’s also the coast which is often on here for cring or not cring tune in and we read the greatest

Works that have ever been made there you go for example Um yep for example Reddit posts there so many an example I have to say the example because I was trying to like do I say like the Hitler the duck like fix that he wrote so there’s an so there’s an author on fanfiction Don called Hitler the duck and he wrote some great

Pieces like for example age of consent Chon um X Chris Hansen oh my God you find diamond cor W we’re not searching for Diamond are we no oh you found lava maybe it’s over man I I’m out here in the tundra I don’t know what the

[ __ ] going on I keep dying left and right this was the worst Double Down I’ve ever done by far dude I got to go find food and the freaking tdra waste okay which way is okay snow there I I killed the rabbits and they just don’t drop the

Meat and I’m like all right have a good one yeah sometimes they like to do that to you oh my goodness man techies like Star Trek fans something like that dude it’s a frozen Wasteland why I why I got to be out here in the Frozen Wast cow

Buddy you can hear me out there just move for me need something that was a bad idea but it did not kill me I need the moo cow chat go 30 Paces North is this North I just be hearing [ __ ] which one’s onas wait the first coordinate is X right so that’s

North which one’s North I don’t have compass on and I can’t remember the coordinates I think the first first is X second is z and I think the last one’s y if I remember correct this is um let me see what is this [ __ ] track you

Got yeah I even on multiple pieces of paper because I wrote down everything I’ve played on these streams to see if I get struck or not uh V iswa and his count Buffalo get up 1975 album nice that’s what I’m playing right now sick take your Brer decord V good I

Will pay you $3 to be your bodyguard uh you can pay chorb uh 400 bits which is actually $4 so we can fight the the right uh maybe not now you know what screw we could do it now but we have to find our coordinates I got to get her distract

Chad I got to get her distracted but also get her paid um you to find me first wow playing hard to get I see well no I just don’t even know the [ __ ] I am I’m lost yeah we got coordinates for a reason we’re good we can meet like halfway or something like

That it don’t matter I’m going to die die anyways right now oh boy I sure love dying today oh boy I don’t know how to count oh boy chat she don’t know how to count so today we’re going to learn our ABCs instead [ __ ] um uh Alpha

Beta want clb as a wife uh probably not now no I don’t know not now I don’t think I know her enough to really want to wife her up who can afford I think we need to work on me as a wife will chew on the

Couches I will I could afford to live in California that’s all I’m saying dude that’s that’s nobody can afford anything around here I’ve said it publicly like if we her and I were living in the same state I’d absolutely try to date her it’s easily easy money I’m like yeah

Let’s [ __ ] do it easy money she she she agrees that’s awesome I’m down like let’s [ __ ] do it see told you this see I know what to do you got to get see I see CH how you go this how you be smooth about it right I asked ask her

What her favorite restaurant is I ask her um then I ask I always listen I always make sure I eat my fries last so I know she’ll probably want some more right she’s trying to be modest right she’ll probably buy she’ll be like a medium if

You if we’re going to a burger joint or anything that getting [ __ ] uh we’re going to shake shack I’m getting the uh do I have that in my state I don’t know okay let’s say if I okay let’s say if I was in California okay here we go chat if I was

Okay okay indecision is not helping here maybe I’ll make some s so listen if she’s indecisive help make decisions for her I said I didn’t say make decision I said help make right so it’s like well what do you feel going to the well you got to be slightly inquisitive you be

Like well what are you feeling Hamburger Fries I feel like the death of all my children have cried upon me and if she says that just recommend a good burger joint if she starts speaking Shakespeare usually works just give me a place with fries you might have more of a chance

Than you think because I am being very smart right now mhm I have one heart I pay money to not play this game I can’t afford y’all I can’t afford stuff y’all I don’t have money smooth lag what I know wait I’m not lagging what the am I I don’t think

I am can I break this oh no I’m stupider than I thought dude I haven’t found a single animal I like spawning in the tundra is so bad ah all right bye registered user take care of yourself have a good one byebye say dude link going north I am making

Fries right now yeah you got to make sure you have extra fries she’s like cuz she’s going to be modest like she’s like no I don’t want to I don’t I don’t want to have you that’s after she asks like are you sure you don’t want extra Fri she’s like

No no no be a modest I’ll take the extra fries and a little extra and I’ll bring my own I’m I brought some from home and I got the [ __ ] Tupperware in it we’re putting the legs in there we’re being smart yeah [ __ ] going to a buffet

And I’ve got some Tupperware a big purse and my stealth checks up or eating for the week this is good you understand how broke I am all right that’s a good idea not bad not bad and that’s how work on the first days i’ be thanking on

Occasion well what probably no so quick story um uh oh I think the first date my parents went to my dad used a coupon for a taco no no no no no no no no anyways um my dad used to coupon for a taco place on the first day they’re still

Together years and years so you know I’m telling you D you got the nurse mom and the surfer dad I love this combination practically yeah it’s the perfect my dad is not beating the the yellow fever allegations ah we’re not talking about malaria Chad we’re not talking about no no no no

We’re not talking about yellow [ __ ] fever that’s [ __ ] funny dude I used to steal salt shakers from restaurants so I didn’t have to buy new salt that’s so smart i’ only do that to like chain restaurants or something because like if it’s a local place and you that’s mean yeah you

Know they’re just trying to make a Liv in but if it’s like a [ __ ] Chili’s yeah yoink you know what I mean what you if you’re hungry you’re hungry get what you want I’m not saying it’s you know we’re about stealing base Corp D I’m with him dude I’m liking this guy

Every time she talks about it dude being like Oh yeah my dad serves and I’m just imagine yo bro so you brought my daughter home at time dude I lose my mind every time he’ll give you a crucifix and prey yo oh no you fell speaking of praying I

Had no food man I jumped and died I jumped and died and it’s night time now dude a it’s over I’m know this is my you know per trying to remember how many I need what V good gamer tag uh don’t worry about it only clor and I are playing this is for

Her this is for her excuse me guys how tall was the nether portal again what four four blocks high oh no remember you don’t need the corners so it’s three what is it three blocks high it’s three blocks high just one higher than five but you

Don’t is also the person I was talking about who made a [ __ ] castle in Minecraft on their iPad yo right on hello this is Neuron Divergence at work and I just grabbed rocks for for them I was like here you go Bud where’re Minecraft in

Here I was like here some rocks I mean I whoa I didn’t want to do anything complicated when I played I was just like we got it we can tell we it’s not saying I couldn’t do anything complicated just like it’s not saying I couldn’t save it for uh creative

Mode coward we did it in survival you lost that world no this is not laughing this is not me suffering my friend you don’t get to laugh at my friend suffering now I’m going to punch you and kill you look at what happened speaking of Dy happened

Well speaking of did that to yourself well speaking of dying wait what did you get paid bits no oh I thought that’s what you met wait cor’s been down here yo let’s go uhoh cl’s been down here well wait I’m down in a hole so

You’re going to have to no you I said you’ve been down here I didn’t say you are down here yeah I’m like wait a second I’m like oh wait I’m taking your torches thanks though you can have them thank you no problem well I wasn’t asking permission but

Any I mean I thought itd just be cord you know uh the game which you get paid to kill me thank you though this very good gamertag I am the player player number one oh Jesus Christ Alison change reference no way name your God and bleed the the freak right Now oh why did I make another crafting table it’s so over dude I don’t what am I doing I need sticks I need some more sticks Chad where’re here I’m like I’ve got some good like [ __ ] crazy guitar solos going on in my ear I’m locked in good

Good good yes your demise will be so much sweeter your demise will be Everlasting after you’re done with that oh I turned all my grael down I turned all my blocks into freaking stick so I couldn’t make Jesus Christ man I just want to be a to play Minecraft and have

Fun no to betrayal betrayed betrayal all right I can make what can I make can’t make a pickaxe yet awesome I need one more piece of wood all right it’s right here barely see I’m locked in I got an update that broke the oh there you go I need this wait did you

Die in the arms dang it fly away all right so now I can make cobblestone stuff oh hey the squid you’re a squid now you’re a kid now wow your franchise all abandoned now yes yo wait fish the squid before I die here we go bro I could barely see my bobber

Okay wait can I even fish in here I don’t think I can chat now I think about it I don’t see any uhoh hi Chris welcome to the channel Chris get out of here there’s danger oh oh oh okay we’re good Chris I’m I lost the first challenge but

We did but we’re doing double or nothing cuz he got lucky so what do you mean what do you mean hey I didn’t get paid to do or yeah I didn’t get paid to do it blame licks I’ll take the W you know she can

The part of the W too but like it’s also her L just helping me out you know it’s fine just making sure everything’s okay you know same as it ever was you know and we’re chat we’re just getting an hour in don’t forget to follow clor

Please B don’t forget to go harass D KN no don’t hey wait a minute I tried to promote you and now you want to harass me wait a minute um I mean I don’t want your W it smells follow CH you like streams like this and many more

Such as Rim World cringe and other things I’m so close I’m just stupid wait you close to making the portal already are you for real dude I’ve been I’ve been trying it’s like I have no food it’s okay I I keep messing up so oh she already had a diamond pickaxe

No she probably just doing the bucket method oh man dude it’s why I even bother you should come to cl’s chat instead woo you guys should go to chat you should go to V chat to harass no go back no wait a minute go to cl to

Compliment her no she’s playing the game no I’m the ghost of twitch’s past where it used to be Good but now it’s a few minutes [ __ ] it’s it’s reasonable it’s reasonable I think it’s reasonable you know not being paid 70% like YouTube know waiting for the $50 Mark it’s yeah it is what it is for now okay and anyone see food chat you want to

Help me out a little bit anyone see food I don’t see food see a good fishing spot everything’s freaking oh ooh that’s rough that is so rough that is real Roni peoni God Ham sandwi on ah jeez man it’s dude it’s it’s never been more over than it has been now ah

Never never struggled harder I barely need to oh my God dud I can’t run bro I tripped on dirt call it a day call I tripped on a rug earlier mine in real life in real life she’s not not Minecraft committ IRL you got to watch where you

Walk it’s so over sh dude the USSR it’s it’s so over dude it’s been over for 30 years for you over 30 years it’s been over here plant a tree in the cobblestone but who cares poop or pee doke uh peeing is a lot easier to do I’d say yeah that is

Happens more often don’t have to worry about ear also [ __ ] sometimes you have to put in a lot of effort peeing you usually don’t have to put in a lot of effort well maybe not all the time about that lot of effort sort of thing with with the bulk diet you could really

Poop easily you have to put three on the inside for the nether portal right guys I freak work nice I’m special as you can tell yeah it’s fine woo we’re going to make it look chat it’s Daybreak it cometh what are you why are there all

The rabbits around here I don’t want no rabbit do the Mario no I’m going to do the food give me the food I have no food man I just I know I’m running and it’s not helping my Hunger I got it thank you oh my God jeez Louise it’s okay I’ll pick something cheap you don’t have well I made you can pick something expensive you want like 60 bucks I’m fine with that I take the loss like a like a large man you say big I say okay well I mean yeah we probably don’t want to pick

Anything big cuz usually the larger games that cost more money yeah also can’t [ __ ] run them yeah that’s what I was going to bring up like the higher graphic quality um unless you’re wrong katuna then I have to start the portal over well yeah I mean play dragon’s dog

Pretty well I mean I know that’s a PS3 game but that’s not too shabby dude you’re gonna be done an hour in dude see I thought these challenges would take longer because I keep messing up this is my third portal I’ve messed up that’s fine that’s cool keep it up and I don’t

Have a diamond pickaxe so I can’t like fix it Len artificially extend the stream time thank thank you so you can get a better chance of getting paid I’m just kind of stupid don’t forget Chad you could pay me or C inside just like you said how could you do this

To be kud I trusted you keep going kud yes my agent of chaos keep going distractor on the inside listen I’ve in the frozen tundra I ain’t got nothing wait wait oh did I what is this built this who built this I think built this just I you meant

With yeah oh my God we’re both stupid who built this who cooked what is this I don’t even know what the structure is well for us there’s plenty of lava it’s an ice village house oh yo yeah those’ll spawn sometimes they’re pretty sick I didn’t dude I’ve never

Seen that before yo chocolate you got chocolate Doors sure I already knew about that uh they’re not chocolate by the way it’s a boat oh this is a sunken ship but it’s frozen oh yeah that happens sometimes it’s really cool okay is there a diamond here uh test your okay come here cor we’re fighting to the death come here

Come here you have to fight me first what no come here come here I got paid 20 bucks to do this don’t [ __ ] me over you got to come to me where’s your coordinates 196 196 what the [ __ ] 142 196 140 dude it’s just a billion miles

Away that’s not my problem oh my God I’m going to die before rabbit please I should have cooked it first but I don’t well no I don’t have any Cobblestone you say 126 something 12 196 196 for the x coordinate right yeah and then 126 for the y coordinate right I’ll

196 dude I got a I should damn it MGS will happen he likes screwing you over you know this 1964 what is this fight to the death H dude I’m not going to make it I’m on ice right now I can’t run can you not just like beat me

Halfway can you I just be nice about it or you just want me to suffer more well also I’m kind of lazy uh thanks thanks for the coordinates yeah 54 get out the you’re Underground yeah oh my God what I’m just going to walk I’m going to spend 10 15 minutes of

Doing this get hit die and then what a I hate ear it’s so over chat ah I need a sneak attacker I need to push her to the lava why am I saying this publicly why am I saying this publicly mind cramp cramp is offer to

Meet up offer to meet up you want to get a girlfriend offer to meet up [ __ ] offer to offer to get her some Pepto it’s do over just me it’s that’s just me if you want if you want to torture me more follow uh clorius at twitch.tv/ corvus yay we like torture

Help her get bits followers and Subs help me not be stupid Help her achieve goals Beyond her Wildest Dreams only on twitch.tv/ Cor like doing even more stupid things you want to become a Discord kitten go to twitch.tv wait you want to become my Discord kitten 190 hold I got to back up

Is it okay a wrong way grab his tail and throw him like Bowser long G Bowser I’m fully ready for Christmas at point so am I get your wallets ready uh my wallet is not ready for Christmas I can’t do it that way I can’t

Shi that way dude I got to dig through water just to come meet you or you could just fall down the hole I made and then just water hole that’s not the same coordinate forgot it’s pretty close Okay so dude I 196 12 okay

Oh my god dude I have to dude it’s over water it’s over water I can’t dig down cuz it’ll die and then I have to go all the way back I just went in a cave and then dug down but I did I can’t

Dam I got to find the cave you went to and then oh my God give me some blocks give me some here no no no we’ll just we’ll do it we’ll do it this way God I need to make give me some blocks give me something Give Me A Sign I’m going to

Win this one chat I didn’t think CL was a Discord mod type only for you baby if you become a sub that’s one way to that’s one way I’ll be your of your wildest dreams what about my and I’ll do that too what okay what about for the guys that have mommy

Issues what do you think about them I’ll be your mommy for $4.99 a month go I’ll be your mom look just like it’s already working thank you for the five bits yo let’s go you want to be homosexual bit away bit away do you want to be all right would

You like to be homo 18 it up over uh yeah I also um also all my streams for the most part are tagged with mature content so um if you are tired of children they can’t really get in here very easily yeah but it’s not like I’m doing sexual stuff sometimes we’re just

Talking about breast milk yeah you know [ __ ] happens yeah it happens H God oh I’m dude you you got to come to me feet up halfway God me $20 runos now did yeah okay fat actually a fair point I we want work with it it will not be turned on by

You oh yeah being really turned on yeah uhhuh yeah give me your money the way you talk about breast milk just really turns me on oh yeah baby you said protractor like that you know trick too oh yeah baby let’s take out the TX th000 it’s a special occasion wait what

You should just say are you are you a protractor cuz you got all the right anger I messed up angers got all the right I’m angry right now that’s why I confused the word for that okay I’ll take it down to you all right I’ll probably die falling

So I don’t know if that’ll count it’s okay it’s not it really isn’t it’s you’ll be fine The Straits will win I already have one W you can’t stop me yeah he only did double for nothing cuz it was too fast and we yeah I think it’s

Just better for stream content too more fun you know better chances better odds that too like you know lick box give me the W you know sometimes it just doesn’t feel earned one two three all right chat all right chat we’re getting closer we need a we’re getting closer fall into

Lava right now okay thank you thank you for your P oh man all right we’re getting closer why is your grass down here are you don’t ask me oh iron oh sh Wait I just be able to no no no do do do do with Cobblestone do

It with Cobblestone oh flip dude I almost mine that with wood it would have been over yo okay absolute big brain activi iron sword coming chat let’s go maybe not uh oh uh oh hold on I got to put oh wait do shoot do I have enough Cobblestone

Yes okay I got I don’t I have wood oh wait this will this will count right oh boy you’re in for a hurting I just flip myself on fire I’m already in it for y let’s go now wait cuz if you die then I’m a d don’t die no

No no no then I got to go find your new spot no no that’s not let’s not do that [ __ ] stupid bro I got one iron oh D I don’t have enough freaking wood on me I couldn’t make an iron sword wait wait how much I can make cobblestone

Sword though I’m going to do that there we go preparing for the worst I I got three hearts man is there animals down there I can eat by a chance not that I saw sorry all right digging down digging down trying to figure out

How fast I can get to you all right I should see your name pop up unless you’re crouching I’m not crouching oh my God might just take you a bit cuz I am high up wait you mean you’re higher now you said you’re negative 54 sorry blow I

Like sorry my brain’s getting confused what do you dip your fries in uh ketchup if it’s chili fries and it’s obviously the chili oh I like my fries seasoned a dude are you [ __ ] for real no I’m not not that that’s a good idea but seon you know you will become gay

Now why’d you pay me $2 for that Chad has spoken you are now homosexual okay for how long this is 202 it was $2 20 bucks $2 is $2 oh God okay it looks like I going to have to dig down to you I went too far you need to go gay

G as you could tell I’m not very good at being a gay [Laughter] man ien really worked on it all right uh how are you guys doing sorry I didn’t ask sorry did I was too distracted by being gay yeah well no I was just trying

Not to die gamer I’m being a gamer right now oh look at these locks they’re so beautiful I’d put them in my house ah it’s so over for me man I can’t even find is it dude I can’t even find you I found more in here oh wait what oh

Wait a minute wait a minute cuz you’ll find something very special at the cords o you know I’ll just wait for you just take my stuff it’s over red oh I’m literally at your coordinates I was there how you doing I just gave you free Iron you’re welcome I didn’t I don’t

Need it dude it’s so over man did you build the portal yet yeah you did didn’t you yeah I’m in the nether right now oh what the f he didn’t tell me you made me waste my time oh I just built it I that’s why I told you guys something very special the

Cords I just put down oh my God come here we got to fight to the death still come here come on man wager but we can still fight to the death oh I want to fight you as I’ll just let myself get killed by the skeleton and okay okay fine we’ll

Just do a hand fight no we can just fight F fight I don’t need to do that there we go just throw that there we go all right guys I did it I won you won congratulations now do you want a triple that I mean what’s a triple down oh hold

On there’s a skeleton oh my God yeah hold on I let him shoot me don’t let him shoot you kill him well I mean I just want it to be fair cuz he shot you no we we got to be at full health oh all right hold on I’m almost at full

Health I’m going to be well we’re both slowed I’m at two two healths all right okay hold on hold on no no no you get full health get full health there you go get your full health thank you katun I won yeah congratulations on winning you did it

What the [ __ ] could much faster if I wasn’t [ __ ] stupid cuz I that was like my fourth nether portal that I was trying to make yeah this could have been CH so faster if I knew my my Nether Portals I wish thanks Wicks it’s so over see he told you

You’re you’re d W be twice as large as mine hope I mean all right I’m at dude I’m at whatever we can fight like this thank you wick for the [ __ ] let’s go you want me to be cringe you want me to be not cringe come on let’s fight we do

This one go go go there’s there’s a spider Next To You by the way I don’t care we’re we’re fighting to death okay we’re fighting to the death come here your spider I take you on too here I’ll take you both on come here it’s probably not the greatest idea

Oh God did I just get shot by something probably oh spider yes yes spider distractor distractor spider there you go spider there you go spider go gohost spider go oh goost spider gohost spider gohost spider come on no it’s just a matter of time is it

Right cring with him rids it’s so over for you the next one I see is going to get punished it’s so over that’s up to you L dude that the cringe here I’m letting you know that araid is going to get a Stern talking to the next time I see one okay

I’m going to put it in a little jar that has an opening for holes so I can breathe or whatever and then I’m going to talk to it okay we’re going to have a talk okay died by a skeleton all right so okay triple down are we would you

Like to what would be the what would be the third condition the third condition would have to be the first to make an iron golem I mean I’ll try it I guess yeah okay so now oh my God this is triple or nothing remember that triple or

Nothing okay so the first to make an iron golem it’s going to require a lot of iron to do this should we start with a new world yes we’re going to start with a new world okay comp Tri out this is for three video games three video games this

One’s almost over what is happening I accidentally clicked too fast it didn’t load properly oops I’m just getting a new track on there you go comp yep just crack my elbow okay we’re going to be playing on hard there we go comp three what clip best drink go Mountain de voltage

On chocolate milk that’s not true hot chocolate’s really good dude chocolate milk chocolate milk ate the best drink it’s really good though shut the [ __ ] up you non-believer you swear it on my swear chran sorry sorry I got a little heated guys bad sorry oh Lex is playing in the snow oh I

Didn’t see it yet I’ll go look in a second about voltage is my favorite flavor but it’s a good choice no Baja Blast come on chat milk chocolate milk here I’ll do a poll right now chocolate milk or Baja Blast I’ll put one in mine too excuse me well it seems like you’ve

Been experiencing more Baja blasted chocolate milk from those burps no that’s just cuz I don’t eat a lot so there’s a lot of air in my stomach oh my God eat I don’t know he could get lucky and just like get a huge iron Bane and

Just slap that together yep but you can still pay remember you still pay bit her bits to kill me or to end or him to kill me yeah or me to kill myself I made yeah try to make mine more expensive so people wouldn’t be able to do it as

Easily all right I’m creating the world calling you dooky nut not again not my rapper name Why would your well you they’re kind of [ __ ] his name is dook nut that’s why their [ __ ] demonetized that’s why oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I forgot see I’m just

The best for all stream like that there we go you’re I’m getting distracted dude we made another Tundra World dude I I no no again this is a new world another Tundra world are you freaking for real okay so first coming at you moment so we’re tripling down

First to make an iron golem wins okay ready when you are all right go ahead you can start moving okay let’s go three two one go okay okay all right right remind myself to stop running God how do I make another T like this it’s so over [Laughter] maning apparently there a cow Magpie Magpie what are you doing out my Crow what are you doing outside my window it’s the worst C how do you act like an actual Crow as a joke but then when I say crow you go bro are you just tired that’s a tired

Crow man that’s the tired Crow oh just I’m just ill I’m just an ill bird the cow it’s like I’m just taking a break I’ve been calling day on my [ __ ] smoke break calling all day I don’t need any oh man all right dgov is Ryan foosing Dugan a i Ryan Gosling I’m

Literally him dude I’m Ken that’s my real name did you know that just kidding it’s not or maybe it is it’s not I’m just going to be straight up with you it is not my real name my name is not Kenneth no it’s not Kenneth either it’s not Kennedy what if we were

Cringier oh I’m I’m sorry kitten I don’t know if I can be cringe enough your standards but I’ll try um I be Alpha here no you’re not I will [ __ ] lick my balls to show this hey what you have [Laughter] balls like you know how dogs like lick

Their nuts yeah but I’m not do you do you I don’t have nuts okay I was just Che yeah that’s what I’m saying you said you’re going to lick your balls and I’m like well you have balls let me check five nuts all right go ahead wiggle yeah

I don’t have nuts yeah wiggle no nuts okay no nuts good good physical check checked earlier no nuts F why are you why are you a dog no I am not the dog I got that dog in me oh I’m the real dog here answer the question what are you

Talking about I’m a also chocolate milk is beating Baja blasted so D Taco Bell friend it’s so over we cannot recover I think I’m a little special needs listen if you okay thanks for letting me know what’s going on because guys are nobody cuss word guys they’re they’re violent and

Inappropriate why do you why are you panting why you say like I like a half it’s taking me a lot e effort swear words make me m welcome to the Salty wait you know what how much to pay you to moan you’ve done I’ll do it for free no

Don’t do it no have I told you don’t do it for free do like 200 bits or something being cringe pay pay 200 bits at to moan come on 200 bits I’m cheap well I did five bucks and you know okay five bits take it or leave no not five

Bits 200 bits read the question I can’t see it half the chat’s cut off 200 bits to moan ex centrically yes on twitch.tv/ chorus clorius don’t forget to like and subscribe absolutely oh yo the game glitch where I see oh hey hey chat look the game glitch

So now I could just see the underground without needing torches I’ve been a cured let’s go I’m sorry chicken I’m about to Orphan you orphan it’s Jacob br’s child it’s cbin time yo Illuminati w yo is the top half cut off yes half the chat’s gone I can’t see it it’s that’s

What happens when you cut it in half you don’t see the other half and they go up faster all right so this I need this I need a furnace give me that give it away just grab the fing Cobblestone give it away now what scises I don’t like that

Scary noises scary noises I hear scary noises I got to on my night light I hear them yo look at all this iron chat you see thisal down look you see dude oh by the way I found diamond again is my boom stick Duke W man another Diamond fine are you kidding me

This is my cringe stick yeah cuz the game glitched so I could see everything in the underground without needing a oh so you just dug down to it yeah I’m just bound to it I guess I don’t know so you’re a cheater I didn’t cheat the game glitched I didn’t do anything cheer

Pumpkin eater didn’t press any button welcome to the Salty Spud how gay are you well emeralds I’m about to do something very stupid I’m not but I’m not gay I I wasn’t PID but I’m not gay I swear not gay no what is it I have sexual

Relations with men and I speak to women that means you’re gay classic dook one oh no the light disappeared wait a minute bring the light back oh so wait a minute they took the light away what the flip I don’t know where my dogs are baring at but they’re baring at

Something the light disappeared oh my God they sent the freaking spider at what is turning the spider’s gay what about the frogs no the spiders actually the water the water chemical pollution is actually turn the fish hands actually do you trust this is a good question do you actually trust your tap water

Yeah mainly because I simply do not care and I’m just built different built different I have gained an immunity by drinking Cali water Dingus that’s awesome cor I get Dingus immunity to things oh she’s special needs but she has immunity to California Water a dude I got that stupid strength build I’m she

Really is just built different chat what do you think respond I’m like gnawing on something how many W’s can she have more than one actually it’s called not today not today this we’re skting close there Mr eater yeah then the police came to get me out of the

Well why were you in the well Tim in the well all right come on iron golem that was a Fallout three Quest I remember that corus Illuminati W controled the world okay this Pole’s terrible if I was controlling the world things would be a lot nicer I don’t think so yeah why

Would no trust me no why would you tell me sound like a cat uh I I I’m just saying you okay I’m okay drinks tap water special needs make the world nicer I don’t know one of two of these statements are true one of these are

False guys he being mean what is this what I’m just saying call my mom I don’t know if I trust you to a position of leadership that’s all I’m saying estimate you would need some advisors that’s all I’m saying or something like a well every ruler needs

Advisors I mean it wouldn’t be a dictatorship yeah so who would you think actually this is a great question to go into that great segue what who who’d be your advisers kind of interested Mom Dad friend that you don’t want to name that’s fine I’d probably get experts in

Different fields okay dictator of like different stuff to be you know my advisers on those subjects instead of just having like a Congress of really old people you know what I mean yeah we need Zoomers you’re right well I mean like just people you know who know what they’re

Talking about for example like socio economic professors right people who have been down under veterans right you know that’s not bad yeah there’s a creeper oh manoo live might be too low for iron I don’t have come back here later there go Target spoted Target spoted ac13 deployed attention all units attention

All units bomb going need warm Blinky it’s hoty I love that Meme blow up attention all units my tummy hurts attention all units my tummy hurts send it a care Package ow I keep sting myself on fire po food oh crap wait how much wool do I have do I have enough to make a bed so I can save my spawn why are there three creep over There oh my goodness okay might just have to scaddle from this power two bow what the heck creeper skeleton had it oh that makes sense dude I hit that creeper once and it didn’t fight back let’s go creeper do like he like end my miserable existence please Spruce app deployed I trust the

CL with the government more than vain to be honest what the [ __ ] what you think I become a dictator yeah come on man come on man it’s because you’re your go-to punishment for people would just be bonked by a comically large Club as rightfully so rightfully so based on the

Law yes rightfully so on the law hereby you are that’s one Bonk oh you thought it was funny B okay BK you’re already a dictator nah democracy failed democracy did not Prevail with you guys you abused it well we had Bots that abused it so we

Had voter fraud going on you guys abuse it it’s not a right it’s a privilege to be here remember that where is all the iron gone I you guys agreed to the term of services just as much as I did you’re not already a cult leader

Dude I’m the worst I’m the worst go do whatever yeah that’s a great bro I barely I dude I like at the same level as a school couch is like yeah what’s your problems yeah okay all right so we’re yeah I don’t care about your problem I didn’t say that wow I don’t

Care than thought why come upside that thanks for stopping by I fixed you you’re fixed shaking the child you have been fixed I have healed you you are healed what okay so now I’m an Evangelical um I have healed you of your stupidness you will learn

Today yo more iron let’s go I need food though yeah Duke slaughtered us yesterday but we still we still need to do Pokemon you’re right I won’t be there have fun no I must keep my perfect streak alive coward no I got things I got things wa tumy Grumble creeper dub for

That one Creeper Creeper dub for that one give me all the free dir I want okay this music is like sending me in like a trance yeah you you will not know what the heck to do with your iron you will throw your iron off a cliff oh no

Okay I got to find cow ow moo moo oh dude it’s so over there Mind chilly cor that can’t be cured oh dude dude dude no no no no to the trees the trees will save us oops hitting the tree all right we’re going to be staying up here for a little bit seems like I don’t really got a bunch of a choice everything’s way

Louder Than You including my Music all right I getting sniped why are you guys telling me this now you definitely pay twitch she give him this Jesus be like season one Finn the Human bro he was not bulking he was not bulking dude I got rotten flesh I got to I got to eat to

Survive he’s got that rotten bulk look there we go we did chat we’re alive going be hit a little bit of that blight you might might get me some of that blight that’s my point but that’s not true I bulk way harder than F the human

Human all right there we go I need some hearts back God I just need like a farm I just need a little bit I need a little bit of it there we go get some wood back H man it would be a real shame if someone paid me $20 to just decimate

Chor man it’d be a real shame if someone paid chorb as 400 bits to fight to the death to fight to the death with Mr D A be ah just be a shame dude it would ruin my plans oh my goodness at twitch. doov or me

Chorus uh either or oops no just do her first no either or yeah do her first yeah that’s what I want to say it that’s what he said this this is my resting ground it’s going to be on this ice so sad that was sadon shot by a stray dog

I didn’t know I didn’t know the Strays had I didn’t know aspa had Shooters out there bro it’s so over why do you Skip Leg Day what you talk about my ass is fine thank you very much they said you’re skinny what the you got skinny legs absolutely do not

Dude if I sit down my thighs are about as round as a basketball he’s probably got a fatter ass than me that’s not saying proba maybe twice the size even my ass is flat because I gamer Max even yeah I don’t max out gaming I have gamer

Max already what do you like got the Ultimate Gamer build yeah it sounds like you’re eating the Ultimate Gamer build too with the chips no I’m actually eating a grola bar yo shout out to grola here I’ll eat one too so you don’t feel alone

Whoa this is the B have one right on you this is great well yeah I need bulk food anytime this is the 17s his arms but he skips legs day is what I did I did squats on stream I made you do them listen 10 anyway 17 gr of protein 10 what is

That 10 grams of fiber dude that’s what I’m saying you can bulk and you can poo and I’m going to die oh yeah sorry about the um the ter guys on Twitch I just don’t know how to fix that it’s just with Minecraft that it teares feel like it upside down pyramid

What not how getting a fat ass Works bro yeah doing squats what the do you know you sp like a f like a pyramid with like two uh toothpicks and like two balls like cotton balls two cotton ball what the f I built like a Q-tip can have a big head and big

Feet like actual com balls don’t like Q-tip no no no legs with fat ass you know what I’m saying can I be built like a Q-tip I have a big head big feet but skinny yeah I’m working no actually I’m working on my hourglass figure damn you’re going to be built

Like you don’t have any rights okay maybe not I’ll pass I don’t know that sounds like it rights are pretty good also what the heck is this structure chat it’s finding all the cool stuff yeah I am even though I’m dying left and right what is this and I’m trying it’s

Not like I’m like uh not trying just figure out oh there’s a bed in here oh my God yeah who was this what is this why is this here like old elementary school activity no I got large CS I absolutely do I do uh what is heal UPS can’t

Remember what they’re called I just got the bed you freaking stray we heels ah I found an igloo and know I die I didn’t cool I didn’t cover it up why are my coordinates not on the screen oh you didn’t turn them on for

This world why do I got to just pain in the ass it’s in game scroll up there’s so many creepers I can’t believe I became Corb in Minecraft dude I’m just dying left and right can’t praise ly man will Miranda for he has given me Life in Minecraft uh since versus find that

Veins no he probably doesn’t even have any iron on nope I just died how do I yeah they’re telling me to go loot your grave but that’s too much work and also I don’t know if you have iron on you I also I they don’t know where I died I

Had no coordinates on that too you’d have to find Theo if you know where that is and I don’t know where that is oh dude I found a c let’s go well if Dy has showed me one thing is that it sucks so I don’t want to do it

Again grow up cow grow up right now grow up before grow up grow the flip up right now so I may have your death all this for an iron col man I got to find pumpkin patch too oh yeah see it’s not the iron that’s the problem it’s the pumpkins yeah

That’s the real devil in the details H flip I just ran in here hey Cruz how you doing Cruz Merry Christmas all right Merry Christmas Merry Chrysler I need your hips waisted bust meas all right that’s a b okay who what are you making you oh

Me uh I for I have to check this I might have changed since the last time I took them I have to remeasure them and I don’t have measurement thingy myob next to me right now oh why what are you making do you need my too no they CLA was talking about me

Oh sorry babe oh wait why don’t you draw a chor for once Claude huh because I because I’m not a man damn what are you talking about she’s draw cla’s draw Vanessa good and then you just got shot they they have oh this is lucky I don’t want corbes yet I have to

Crap design well okay think of Kermit but bust year put some big old B long frog yeah put some bongers on it put some B Am I Wrong am I lying am I stuttering send you Pro that I made a like yeah that’s what I’m

Saying come on man did you just did you completely forget about Vanessa good you forgot forgot about one of the suitors you forgot what you’ve done that selfs Tech what okay so hi yes Daddy B not the sexy frog I wouldn’t say sexy looks like it a baned

Out more like a frog with two chest tumors no come on man why you guys to say about your titties man they’re fat tumors they their tumors made of fat man that ain’t right I’d appreciate and they radiate radiation so why the appreciates them God damn it not even the woman that

Has appreciates them it’s so over sorry I’m a bit busy see like you she she’d be like anyway you wouldn’t be saying that if you actually saw them Bas bers bong Longs she’s just being too modest what point she doesn’t want to be overbearing it’s fine prangers

Dingers ah I got coal now that’s good all right coming out of the Stone Age oh hi doggy oh hi Stone Age oh hi the ocean is not what I want K titties kitties kitties There oh boy what a what what a day what a day what a time to be alive what a day put this in here no I need torches torches finally C discovered fire do you guys um know what the best level for getting iron is uh no don’t

Tell her tell me instead no tell if you say it I’ll say it out loud oh well that’s actually kind of nice what wow look at that competitive Spirit by CL well it doesn’t feel right if I get the ANW oh now now I’m the one with special needs

Huh it’s not special if it’s Fair not special fair just cave Clips yeah it did I know it’s not where diamonds are oh jeez I could get severely fooked if I mess this up is there any iron in here a dude just okay woo give me that coal baby let’s go at least I’ve made it this far that’s

I was in the mountains supposedly Tommy find out using money from bos smuggling to go the Soviets bye K thank you so much for stopping by and chatting and all that appreciate it don’t forget to follow I think they’re already follow uh Claude asked me to say could you grab

Cor’s bus sure why not waist hip and measurements for me I have to reasure it because I for Gore here well I know the size of my hand so I can help you that still doesn’t help realize that right oh I was helping I’m helping why does cor gets

Shorter every time you guys thought she’s 53 Jesus I’ve been 53 for a while well you said you were five what eight at first you’re like off 56 I got confused and then I got remeasured and they’re like yeah you’re 53 and I’m like what the freckle frackle

Oh how do you feel about the characterization I gave you what characterization I Forget about being Dingus at du between level 15 and 232 that’s the best to find iron apparently thank you I said it out loud yo I got some chest plate let’s go she won’t stop now she won’t get paid 400 bits to kill me or 200 bits actually

You just pay her 200 bits just to kill me and I won’t even be able to fight back well I’d have to go find him yeah there was never nothing against running away I’m rning doing pretty well if you enjoy Terry for some you absolutely love cor and she follow her

Now thank you that guy I don’t know Terry you like her being on the stream if you like me being a dingus if you like her making me suffer follow for more Dingus content wait my chat rule says don’t be a dingus W sorry today Chad it seems like

Twitch just found out that CL was being a dingus looks like she’s Banning herself ah good sorry guys a good one Chad than stopped by shortlived it won’t be it’ll be gone it is it what it is oh man double standards um what the womenus can mean M es of

Things can y’all stop being taller than me no sorry don’t take yeah so let me just cut off do not yeah I knew where this was going do not take oh no I thought you going to cut my legs I’m like what I’m 6 foot don’t take no cuz

Go say y’all oh my brain cells don’t you want a strong okay would you rather have a tall caveman or a short caveman I want to roll I want to roll up a caveman like wol Wolverine style and just like bowling bowling ball them cuz short C man is basically just Wolverine

Without the claws come on man I don’t want BB come on Bub I’m Canadian Am I Wrong crucify me all you want but I’m speaking not necessarily wrong why do you have three stone picks to mine iron cuz we need a lot of iron short

Cave man it’s so over man why I had to be so tall it’s so over it’s so over God give me these legs to walk I have one question for God why 789 you’re literally the same height as yeah and yeah she probably goes up to my uh chin excuse

Me oh [ __ ] all right get it out I just live like this yeah it’s the perfect cave woman yeah dude she does more caveman things than I do I’m like what just see cave woman I’m like no you know you think I’d be like I’m pressing a

Part cuz we’ve been hanging out with each other whatever this just this she was just built like that oh okay who I am I can’t help it all right well I think I’m I’m transitioning out of my caveman face more to like a dirty bul face yeah I thought you just caveman

Bulking no I’m not man I’m not eating raw meat I’m not liver King dude that’s oh my God you’re not yeah I was going to bring up that too so I’m not taking you’re not the only one with mine reading here HGH you know what I mean I’m not taking

That no I’m doing all I think those are too expensive for your budget anyway what are who’s who are you to decide that huh St are like thousands like the story he was taking was like the big bar uh it’s called Uh I don’t know what your

Credit score is but I can get a bank loan I don’t know bank loan for St yeah performing enhancing drugs right and moving on continue yeah take a b Lo out for uh so what we’re doing here Western plate so what we’re doing here is that I’m challenging chorb right now there’s

Been two challenges already Western plate uh the first challenge hi by the way west PL uh is that was to find diamonds I won uh Second Challenge was to make a nether portal clor one and now we’re tripling down if she wins I have to buy her three different video games

Which I’ll make them cheap you don’t have to you could do 160 listen I did this challenge cuz I knew the budget already coming in I’m going to buy the most expensive game that $500 game on Steam [ __ ] scam listen Okay well no cuz you probably wouldn’t be able to run it

That’s what saying yeah well no it’s literally just a scam since since when is CL twitch streamer oh I’ve been Twitch streaming for a while I just like stopped for a bit and then I came back to it pretty recently and then I’ve just started doing it um consistently since

Yeah don’t you could follow at twitch.tv/ clorius which is the PIN message I have in my YouTube or you could follow Mr Doob on Twitch if you want no I take care you follow us both you can follow us both if You’ like cuz we may do more content

Like bra are connecting yeah there may be more to like competition content in the future exactly cuz I’m out for blood on occasion what I’m not I just like competition it’s good God said this was good God said see what they didn’t tell you in the Bible

Is that when Kane killed Abel he was like this is good it’s good [ __ ] right there Brothers competing you know the problem is y see the why God preferred Abel’s blessing or sacrifice over kan’s is cuz Cain refused the bulk he did not give God the proper protein supplement

In order to be deem worthy of God’s blessing that’s why Kane was forced to walk the earth forever or whatever you know what I’m saying forever so he can bulk in eternity yeah no need well bulk in eternity now that’s something right there the Eternal bench press teral book

That’s just sopus isn’t it yeah actually it is I’m waiting for him to get off the Rockit are you waiting for your set yeah waiting for my set you know whenever that’ll happen hey are you done yet bro yeah I’m waiting for Atlas hey hey Atlas

Stop holding up the Heavens bro I need to turn oh boy uh looks like we going have to stay in this cave chat I got to stop running all the time I’m too much like got to get done get it get it done it’s like no cuz your hunger beater is going

Down Napoleon was short yeah and he’s walking Phoenix did you know that did you know that we need four that you need four uh iron blocks okay blocks blockades blockades uh is there any iron up here oh man oh man Swiper no swi cheese wipers a cheese hamburgers

Rick oh my God my ears just got mess Morty I’m G to blow out her ears oh jeez Rick don’t do it yeah yeah I’m going to do yeah Zeus said it was my turn with the stone cispus yes that was that was heracle saying that I’m going

Green do you have to carve the pumpkin before you put it on or no uh no I don’t think so well you could do it anyways if you want to try maybe you have to I don’t know maybe you do got to go deeper that extra iron I’m going even deeper

Well yeah dude it’s like if if you already have that much iron I’m pretty sure you can get it like pretty easily at that point you know 56 I don’t remember I’m sorry you’re not tall enough to have an opinion I can respect what no women are the exception

Yay see I get rights and they don’t tell me you wouldn’t be a dictator get out of here weed Corb oh look at you I am the cringe Queen I aming don’t give her the mic take her off the Bic what is she are you muscle relaxers like okay I brought

My own mic you can’t take me off of it damn it it was instead of bring your own beverage was bring your own mic the jester thought this was funny huh buter thank you so much for popping in yeah don’t forget to follow and commenting I appreciate it absolutely don’t forget to

Follow the race to see who get to 100 followers first then how about that we can do that I think you’re already winning on that witting do on a really good day Jesus is a great example guys can you stop being short that’s what lick box says I’m sorry

Licks my stilettos only add like six inches hey yo you got stilettos what the Yeah you wait you don’t have a sundress but you got stilettos I’m yeah yeah it’s for um character stuff for thingy bob look I had this great shot in mind where

I charged a dude with an axe and okay and I knew I had to get some busting ass adong ass heels you know what I mean I’m an artist I thought you was going to say B I bought SOS to build character also that too you know it’s

Hard to I need to practice walking in them V put some SOS on dude I wear like 12 wides and shoes man like dude you [ __ ] you find do they making shoes for drag queens those cett they but I’m not a drag queen I actually a cavan so a dirty B no thank

You no thank you why are you worried I’m going to wear a dress better than you yeah probably AA does look at the new re remake re2 she’s wearing [ __ ] Lou in the goddamn suit those are solos Lou batons if you look at Rari 2 at a W

Model with her classic red dress they gave her red bom stilettos and look at ari4 with her [ __ ] thigh high black CTO boots anyways all right so don’t not whatever you do do not quiz chorb on stilettos and cahoot or something like that I think adwan and Leon are very

Pretty well yeah we’ve talked about this before it’s like why the hell would you make him intentionally ugly like characterization this what I’m no that’s what the villains are look at capcom’s making right all the pretty people are good all the bad people are ugly like well Wesker was ambivalent in the

Beginning and then what oroboros virus made him ugly he was still pretty after for the most part I’m sorry I don’t want tubes coming out of my woman I don’t want coms below if you’re a tube tube worm w tube oh man um so how do I send you um

Proof that I have a Golem well I believe the nether portal and I didn’t see it you liter okay I could I could just go to your stream I think I’m just special but you can’t go to a village and grab one you got to make it I didn’t

If you have the ingredients then just before you put it down I could just walk watch I’m trying to figure out how to get it to activate oh Fu dude you already found that much iron dude I suck so bad man oh it’s so over it’s to relate the audience fate

It’s to relate to the audience bulk I’m going to influence you more than you could ever influence me to relate why am I saying that in yeah how do you how it’s not doing the thing it’s just have to retry okay then you might have to car the pumpkin I did uh it’s

It’s in a t- shape one three across like the Wither and then you put the in the middle there we go I just had to redo it there he is hi buddy yeah look at him y go look at him I’m gonna name him Barry yeah give duel du

L watching a so I forget for differentes my goodness oh my God by the way Corb you’ve gained three followers just yay thank you for yep Eddie got paid good amount today too and I’m watching an ad for you yeah you got I put Auto ads on yeah that’s

Fine I put like off a minute an hour oh my God that’s like it the average was like 3 minutes per hour bro you got experience level five dude it’s so over what the flip dude here I have this I’m going to give you something

Here take that oh that was the wrong one whoops I didn’t mean to use that one there is that one there it is good enough here have that have the second one not the first one sorry me and Barry are hanging out dude screw you and Barry dude okay so

Quadruple oh my God what would be the quadruple down I don’t know uh I don’t you nefarious this isn’t even gambling I think maybe we should I probably should stop yeah I come with a different idea oh man I mean we can do I mean I’m down to do

Cahoots for the stream too cuz Link’s really raring to go C stream now or just some more Minecrafting it’s up to youf it’s up to chat up to chat how about how about you donate to chorb if you want to play cahoot we can just put up a poll donate

To me to make you money you want to get paid this how you do unlock the server yeah but I don’t want to feel bad about it why should I unlock the server why you you beg for money anyways why are you feeling bad now you can’t just arit why are you arbitr

Beging for it it’s like a joke is it’s not a joke you want money you know the servers open to join right why do I want to bring you guys here it’s not open to join like what you know what I got an idea how about this I have an

Idea I got it’s an idea it’s gonna be Corb versus me army whoever wants to be on cor’s team get on cor’s team who wants to be on my team be on my team okay what’s the wager for this one no uh there’s no wager okay so we’re just

Fighting so I still get my triple win here I’ll do it right now wait what G you want no I’m just kidding you don’t want to do it now oh it just disconnected me yeah cuz we’re making a new world all right anyone could join it right now if

They wanted right okay what we’re gonna do is G have a team War we’re have chorus versus me versus Duke right and you can still pay to do stuff if you want right here’s the idea I give you guys like 45 minutes to prepare I still

Want to really I really want to see you play gtf out anyways as I was saying as I was saying willing to redeem one of my games so you buy that so I can just see you struggle no and I will struggle too I struggle with it I don’t want to be part

Of The Struggle Bus okay I got no ticket I didn’t say the bus stop for The Struggle Bus Terry has never good thing uh it says one out of eight so it have to be this is where I need to do cheats cuz this is where cheats come in

Where you have to up the multiplayer limit yeah which is ridiculous why it’s that low anyways but uh where’s where are we oh R uh I got to put cheats on to put up the camp who missed camp hold on where dark I like how the flip did I do uh multiplayer extension

How the hell did I do bump the limit I can’t remember how I did it last time I remember you had to put on cheats and then type in Something I don’t remember what it is what are we doing now it’s going to be we’re going to build up resources we’re going to have a war okay you could be on korb’s team or you could be on my team okay but we can’t kill each other you

Can’t attack each other unless you pay like if you you got to pay what the bits amounts are on corvus’s streams if you want to attack or pay me you know what I mean yeah on TT I don’t know maybe I shouldn’t have a bunch of people in here anyways how many

People do I got in here it might lag it where’s champ where’s Camp I think we is that you Daddy basos are you camp I’m sorry I don’t know excuse me but uh friend request babe where are you oh wait hold on hold on oh where are the requests at what’s

Your Gamertag I’ll just add you guys ocean man what’s your Gamertag y ocean man here yeah yeah hold on let player limit MRA there we Go oh I have to go to server properties then is that what it was no that’s not it that’s a whole different I thought it was cheats no it should be 20 people by I cannot remember that oh no you got to do it in yeah I know what you got to

Do you got to forward slash set stuff P now prop come on [ __ ] man that’s what’s happening Chris you can join my side yeah in the Minecraft war right it’s going to be clorius versus me you’re gonna have you can get him back for cooking you you’ll have 45 minutes

To prepare right unless you want to pay in bits to kill me on Cor stream did I read that right bro it’s not F bro bro I can’t find You found Wester plate though I can just I can kill inspired me I just typed it in right and I didn’t spell it incorrectly my keyboard’s falling apart oh my goodness oh shoot why did I go in Oops whoops my bad try ocean Man 6 oh God 69420 hold on I actually clicked in I to delete the world I mean this is the new world no one’s touched this one but God Minecraft please I can make the world and I’ve said it to friends of friends

So either people who are my friends or people are your friends I got this don’t worry here I got this oh you got it I got this I’ll let you do that I got this don’t worry I’m trying I got this i got this kitten don’t worry I got this

Discord kitten you don’t have to worry you don’t have to worry about a don’t worry kitten I’ve got this [ __ ] I got you ocean man anyone else anyone else this track that I’ve been playing for the past um 47 minutes is akumo UT 1977 soundtrack and it’s by I love auna

Matata BR Kuno mudai and that is on YouTube I’m playing all this [ __ ] on YouTube yeah actually wait there’s one very important thing I need to play okay I think everyone’s in here your friends are not playing Minecraft right now hold on I’m going to make a new world

It’s going to be hard survival multiplayer friends of friends there we go I’ll put friends of friends on there I would join but I’m eating and I oh okay you know that’s okay Chris I’ll beat him for you no I will destroy you for my comrades

All right hold on I got to turn on cheat before I invite anyone I got to turn on cheats and set player Limit Oh I’m watching Link’s dog this is great this is beautiful this is high quality content sweet dude I can’t believe dogs even did that

Who oh my god dude that dog it’s it’s cuz his dogs are like Norwegian LC counts they kind of look like Minecraft dogs all right why can I not okay activate cheats there we go uh forward slash set forward SL what the flip I’ll offend you Chris Max oops I didn’t put the

Mount set know it’s okay Li just click I did it but I come P key I’ll just put to like 50 so G so Gamers um what game should we have Mr Duke buy yeah what are you thinking because we got two free slots for a free game

Cuz the first one was already lethal company all right hold on I got to turn off for that yeah Le lethal it’s freaking company memory overflow nice move Terry says yes daddy payos thanks I got but if we got him on C’s well he’s buying me the game and I already have C’s

Okay yeah I’m buying her three different games and you got to remember it’s games that she can run on her laptop right now don’t buy her something she can’t run on my Widow wbtb no don’t don’t do it like what I did for Dead Space remake pay 60 bucks all right this

Game’s working fine no it’s not I fought for honor and Glory of Duke yeah who’s on my team who’s on my team you guys got to start choosing teams don’t freaking end up betraying me stay on the same team if you get in here you’re either team chorus or team dgov okay

All right listen up folks either team duke or team there is no in between you got to be on a team is it called lethal company I think it’s called lethal yeah it’s called lethal company 9.99 he got a Steve follower account what’s up Jon how you doing I don’t know

How to play third strike the only fighting game I kind of know how to play is the blind dude in Mortal Kombat one and brief karate foolish which doesn’t work anymore chat tell me which team you’re on by the way we got campus on your team follow

Where chat where are we building our base we got you got 38 more minutes we got 38 minutes at 9:45 maybe we should wait till everyone gets in before we start okay L cry we we need to stand like can we all like come together at a point and just stand on one

Side so we know if it’s optim for like Microsoft then it will be better for example I can run C’s like all the lowest settings and somehow play it on but um if it’s not optimized for Microsoft it’s not going to be so

Happy we have to wait till GT G uh GTA 6 and I haven’t touch the GTA games bro you’re not going to be able to run GTA 6 though there ain’t no way also I would not be be able to run it GTA stand I don’t think you can run GTA 5

GTA one think about it all right o TW chest you guys can have me die early if you pay bits to Chorus at twitch.tv chorus I will or if you pay bits to him you can have me die early no you can’t pay bits to me you’d have to Super Chat

And it’s more expensive it’s cheaper stream because you can’t sorry you resend invite yes my brain my brain no working there you go yeah you’re good I think this is going to be all the people right now I found the place to make my base

Come to come to us Go’s on my team follow me I’m near the purple flowers I’m near the the peonies this toally accurate over here I’m jumping up and down my name is uh player my name is player if you’re on my team come to me

Oh I’m I think I’m big dumb in this come jump to me near this crafting table near the peonies who’s on my Team all right Meer typical jet Camp anyone else got 5 Seconds to join my team five 4 3 2 one all right you four on my team

Let’s go all right I’m going to we need to build a base over here or something I mean we could build it close so what’s the goal of this uh whoever’s the last one on their team wins whoever’s the last one standing basically where is Corb we got go um you can see

My cords on my stream I don’t want to if you’re on my team follow me let me just cuz I know new setting up camp wait right there I said follow me why the [ __ ] I’m the leader follow me that’s where I am I typed it in my

Chat so if you me I got plenty of wood I’m not that far from from um we need to get out in the open Spa anyway here come over here we’re going to go across the River we oh we’re building on an island let’s go we need a moat if they’re going

To come attack us we’re going to be in trouble okay we got you got 35 minutes got 35 minutes to do this uhoh look at this I just got plenty of food for us too let’s go woo all right yo we got lava too let’s go yo all right

Chat so this is where we’re going to build our home we need to flatten out the ground or put some dirt on the ground all trying to build out a planks here I’ll think of some bangers I don’t think we’re don’t worry about beds I mean if

You can find wool just grab them hey boyfriend I want game it’s like what I’ll be your sugar [Laughter] daddy oh man actually lyb is already my sugar lesbian so sugar lesbian let’s go all right what a candy yeah what a candy listen our house won’t be fancy

But it will be something okay if you want to build onto it or redo it that’s fine too but just listen it’s not much but it’s a home nice campfire actually let’s go I have an idea I have an idea don’t let me have ideas yeah let me have

Them oh I have a crafting table too I should have told you guys that find food yeah find food I got food make a chest uh fill up the ground if you’d please you’re like the rich Patron that like artists had in like the Renaissance Era yes you shall build

This no West are you on my team hi West yeah you know where our base is at our base is we got the coordinates don’t kill anyone don’t don’t steal their stuff right now do it do it when we start Waring you could do that but not till then we’re out of the

War crimes don’t happen until later yeah uh yeah sure yes yes don’t worry it’ll be hi West how you doing all right chat you didn’t I have a plan all right I got this chat nice boom there is our crafting table I got one inside the house uh I’ll build

Chests I’ll build we probably don’t need too many boom how about that huh all right looks like I’m the one cooking here make an iron door with an inside l you’ll be fine we’ll probably charge after them cuz we’re not cowards don’t worry about it chat we got

This I got apples for that strategy big cave by me Corb oh shoot I found a really big cavern thingy myob it looks very cool I buil your first survival place but I have another idea we’re going to build our house in the nether what oh you just going to camp like what

The flip dude not quite dude they are crazy holding down the fort all right chat find beds it’s not crazy if it’s smart find some bed um I’m wandering around get uh get resources we need to find diamonds yeah we need to find diamonds chat and iron

As quickly as possible make now I’m getting um some bamboo so we can make some I’ll focus on fixing the base don’t worry cuz we already have three chest we already have the obsidian we need some lava so don’t destroy the lava next to that portal no do it just it’s going to

Be a lava bunker lava bunker dude I I bu a and then you won’t you could rat meat on Fires what the oh no raw meat okay sweet thank you thank you booty are we supposed to follow the rules that V set for us yes follow the freaking rules calm down

Don’t just go crazy just cuz we’re doing this right now I might have logged out on accident yeah guys look for iron as much iron as you can Poss slain by a bee what cor that’s true it’s Nom time sorry I was turning on a new you’re fine I was just like oh

Shoot I thought it was an internet connection no technically there aren’t war crimes it’s neither you nor Terry that is TW all right there we go uh okay I don’t have enough wood to build a roof on the house It’s it’s tall enough we’re not going to be able to sleep anyway so yeah I’m getting a little bit of lag just want to let you know I don’t know if you’re getting lag but I’m no nope I was just there not much lag just bit so but

Okay really friend the allall dude we need to yeah that’s a good idea too we need to get some wolves as well ohce [ __ ] man grab some of this because I look cuz I don’t think his Avatar is trying to be Terry no it’s just some dude with a

Beard a homeless guy it was supposed to be what I originally had when I started out with but it a homeless man yeah that’s what it was did when I first played September yeah there you go okay hold on need that there there go that what do you need help with ocean

Man I’m I’m coming baby girl don’t you worry hold on I got to wait for these to cook wolves are not immune to Lava okay thank you for the wood I’ll help build the wol hunting pack Oris Oris wolves hunting Park thank you yo okay I need to

Cook these food Arisen I need assistance yes I’m going to eat this cuz I’m crazy like that yo nice tunnel let’s go see if we can find any iron down there all right I’m going to make as many oak planks as I can I should probably just what is your Gamertag big

Dumb Big D B16 d i just joed what’s going on there’s a war one of which it hasn’t started yet yeah we’re preparing for war lick was slain again let’s go none of my teams died I mean that may change if you pay Corps of bits okay right click please

Don’t put two blocks down we will be set back wait is the food done cooking who took the food off the thing mayhaps May Le fight for the cringe Queen yeah you got you guys got uh 28 minutes the king king queen we need torches too does anyone

Have coal or charcoal did anyone okay I don’t think anyone made Stone that’s fine some guy put a chest where your stuff is where you died nice ooh wool damn it I wish I had the hardcore mod so then what there’s a mod for hardcore that if you just die you just

Leave the world you can’t respond back in or whatever that’s just hardcore on Java that’s what I oh is it already wait it’s not a mod it’s not a mod no why didn’t I just put that on because this is Redrock and we don’t have that on

Bedrock oh that’s right why didn’t we play Java then what the flip because the multiplayer is on that weird and I think you pay for multiplayer on Java why I I know I sound like a four-year-old asking all these questions man found good let’s go [ __ ] know oh found gold damn it

Damn okay yeah cook cook all the food here I’ll put food in this chest you guys need to cook the food got plent then the first chest is food y you found a broken portal dang dude what are you doing Camp got skeletons out here dude we need

Torches oh crap oh crap hold second oh hey uh can someone make a second furnace Oh no you’re making charcoal actually here you go I have some oh shoot wait that doesn’t work uh crap uh well that’s three charcoal I can make some torches out of

That right no I can’t wait what you can’t wait am I blind Where’s oh there that is what the I guess I was blind all right I got Torches ooo fun facts there we go oh there we go blown up by thought you just got in the game dude what the flip there we go I’ll make sure the base is you know mostly lit up oh [ __ ] there we go how did I not hi West oh my

Goodness switch the shovel there we go come on zombie die there you go okay I got a torch I can put out here there you go don’t blow up the house oh my God how many zombies are around dude get in the lava yeah bye-bye creeper oh dude don’t die don’t

Die oh watch out west I almost hit you oh my goodness here move some of in move some of this dirt to make it easier for you guys excuse me this’s got to Le it C please let me have this there you go nice some guy what are you

Doing why are you why are you tearing down the house what are you doing dude what are you doing better not be trying to sabotage you’re sabotaged I flat out you like we’re supposed to have a truce right now yeah no sabotaging until later yeah wait until the war begins then

Sabotage owie my feeling dude the server is laggy I’m fine oh [ __ ] all right what do you got in there okay there’s food in here we got turned oh my God I like I put my leg on the on the max and I just got ear

Blasted nice because I got caught up in my cord there we go my headset cord so like you just ear blasted me with Minecrafting thank you Meer we can we can put some of this in the chest there we go I mean obviously we going to eat some

What’s going on down there did they find we need to I need to get cobblestone uh I need to make some Cobblestone pickaxes team we got to make it before they do to whatever they’re doing we got to make the night at this point I’m gonna be fine our team built a

House we’re good we are safe bro you made it all the way down here and then you stopped like what the what are you doing let’s go my team is just a massive W right now let’s go see I don’t know home by way see the problem is like I don’t know

Who’s good to we get we need the problem is we need a parot with slain by lick don’t hurt my bird licks or else I will kill you myself it’s dead it said I’m have to kill you myself oh man you made it to the pit let’s go all right team how you

Doing I guess if you don’t have armor or weapons I’ll just figure you’re the you died y what’s up ocean man welcome welcome to team vain good where we got two furnaces that aren’t running anything uh it is your fault LS we need some charcoal you know birds don’t give

Me chat we need coal charcoal okay we got charcoal right there cuz you need more torches more torches there we go ah watch out for the campfire can you let it be da for now no the challenge is literally playing this way like what you haven’t even died

Yet cor’s team’s the one that’s getting cooked not us we’re going to be fine I am in the ground hit him with the Vietnam t we’re not doing gorilla Warfare we don’t we don’t have spike traps in Minecraft we not going to do gorilla Warfare we don’t need to there’s two different

Responses I see where you guys Built Well yeah it’s wasn’t that far away from Spawn dude I put torches outside the house so you guys don’t you don’t have to worry about mob spawning too close come on team what are you doing just follow the Torches if you’re

On my must dripstone is Spike trap there you go if it’s tall enough then that would just be trap see look at all these torches I got around our base dude we’re good look at that what are you doing creeper we’re not killing each that’s a child yeah don’t kill each other Yet woo going to be cooking today t t vod’s going to get the W back going steal the the W oh you know damage is already done you can play like capture the flag capture the gold I kind of like that actually I thought it was just kill

Every it is it is I’m I’m just talking about for the future we want to do team competition oh yeah Futures yeah we’d have to set it up yeah all right there’s a creeper there come on we got lava right over here chat you can have that chicken that is

Behind where I died West oh my bang W right there almost died ye mean doov excuse me oh I almost ran on the campfire to die all right need to eat this well I mean you’re V good on YouTube I’m but in my heart I’m Doo good

On you have a change of heart change of Duo I had a change of Duke oh Lord all right I got rotten flesh too guys if you want that I’ve been collecting food for you guys trying to put okay what spider eye white wool sorry chicken you must die from my

Belly do you guys find any good iron D there you might have to dig outward I put some food on the campfire if you want to watch that for me thanks also ooh leather cap let’s go guess who has the best armor in the game me it’s called leather is it netherite yo

Netherite let’s go who’s got it that’s best armor in the game Who Am I stealing it for yeah I know joking about the leather come here Pig come here Pig there we go it’s crazy when we start actually team competing I I I become God when I single compete I’m just like an

Ant yeah maybe you’re better as a team leader and me I just know the stats I’m not trying to direct people I just do it man yeah I guess really I’m a lone wolf W I really am like nagito Kam I really am the lucky student sorry guys I do better sorry

Hajime I do better by by myself aim May it’s simply just facts here’s some facts here’s some Kate effects number one I hate all of you number two I still I hate all of you I still hate you it’s not stopping nonstop all right we’re going to probably should

Fill this up probably should have like a giant divot beside our house there we go so now I can walk around it accurately accurately accurately there we go yes yes I’m going to have to slaughter this pig hi Wick lick just stick with me yeah stick with her and you’ll die

No it’s so he doesn’t die okay well I didn’t want to admit it but I didn’t want to say this out loud but it’s for her benefit not mine Wow Wow Come on yes I’m using my hands get in the dirt there we go yeah K these are

Working hands these are working hands my goodness you couldn’t be anymore right all right let’s see you can’t say I’m wrong bro you already found a nautilus shell that’s crazy all right yo rotten flesh W how much thanks how much time do we have on the timer uh

You got 18 minutes oh joyous day yeah that’s not a whole lot oh don’t walk in front of me dude I’m digging the side here cuz I need cobblestone so you’re wonder why there’s a gap in the wall just need some quick Cobblestone dude there’s dirt here oh and I found iron

Too what do you know I dig in the wall and I find Iron we’re getting just cooked we’re going to get cooked out here I think t v is going to take the massive W here barbecue over here here Camp I’m putting that food in the chest I got to cook this

Mutton there you go put that there uh I need to make a stone pickaxe for that iron let’s go I’ll make two let’s go look at that huh one iron here how many other oh we found a good amount of iron let’s go guess who’s going to have iron armor let’s

Go that’s sow buo it is it’s Trey boy Trey you’re right that’s no bueno for me yeah Tri for me and no bu for you not everything’s about you I know I just said it in French you said it in Spanish I don’t know Spanish no bueno you know enough yeah

That’s all I know that’s enough you could make it through Mexico Spain how are you guys doing down here I’m cooking some iron up there hopefully you guys have enough iron to share with everyone won’t matter when the SL starts yeah oh you found a water vein nice okay I don’t have I have a torch on me so you

Can here I didn’t know you came in the water variety yes water vein water ve got fire Vin water vein you got an iron ve Earth vein air vein air vein yeah weather vein vein vein yes the Vin VIN the all powerful Vin VIN ah

Wow I just passed my bad luck on to you this is great yeah that’s unbelievable H strange isn’t it I’m just you got 15 minutes yeah got 15 minutes wait you want me to extend it a little longer extend it to everybody that’s fine with you I can extend it honestly

I’d rather not because that just gives time to get ah all right we’ll do 15 minutes the amount of dying is wacky I’m sorry Chris that I’m bad at game why not extended longer let’s level this area out for a house bro you’re talking about a house it’s been 20

Minutes in like bro we don’t need a house you guys I want to BU in the nether so we can use the environment to our advantage that’s a nice mine you got there I mean I don’t have to kill anyone thank you some guy you come mine our

Mine and then I could just whack the war hasn’t started here should I give yeah I know so you can come mine in my mine I won’t kill you so then when it starts the time I can whack you genius and I’m trying to look for iron

Down here instead of having to go all the way down there down to this spot I’m not seeing any that’s fine I don’t know what’s team what’s going on give me the update on what’s going on team team V good T du what’s going on

Man how you feeling how you Exel oh my God the lag is insane hey on my end don’t put it on me be honest I’m having a lot of lag so praise Lynn praise Lynn please Lyn Manuel in my dest Minecrafting need okay here we go cuz last time I Cur

I I cursed L my Miranda um I got my ass beat we get cursed now why you cursing then still I didn’t curse him I just made a joke and yeah bamboo iron arrows I’m going to make like a l man M Miranda Emoji but like his eyes are glowing

Red crap I didn’t make a sword that’s fine there we go all right I’m just basically farming food for you guys so you can recover health if you could Dodge attacks very well if you guys got any bows or string and wood specifically sticks you know be awesome Too there we go okay team chor just spread out on the map spread it spread your illness like the bbon we’re doing strats here doing something all right we’re thinking with our brain cells which is much ah my Goodness there we go where oh there’s a cow here let’s go oh they we were getting all the good animal spawns donkey spotted in cows sheep oh man this is a great spot good job licks good job mutton chops there you go more wool more wool

Here I’ll put that back thank you link I stream almost almost every day that’s right mhm if You’ like to follow Corb you can at twitch.tv/ Chorus for more Minecraft R world and other games woo I might not be able to stream this much this week because I have auditions and

Then yo ride on hey ride on get them yeah I need to learn how to be racist okay you got to start putting context to things that’s not enough to say I got an A Ravine okay what that that’s not I don’t think that’s enough content CL what the

What yeah see what the Chris is same yeah we both have to learn how to be racist what’s up man oh nice bamboo might be a little easier for Chris but oh my God look at all this iron yeah don’t throw you want a racism I need a racism monologue right now no

No you don’t okay don’t take that out don’t clip that trust me it’ll be for the funny look if I’m oh we have a whole thing of iron right here dude I didn’t even see that okay Chad I’m going to be a bit selfish and make entire iron Armor that’s you know the OG of racism the OG what the here we go good job chat thank you for helping me in brit were very good at being racist I will put this iron thing uh back they still are we still got more in here I

Got to make a sword though I have to lead us to Victory I will lead you oh we’re cooking dude they’re going to have a hard time with me all right we are going to have a hard time y’ are going dude I got full iron armor and a sword don’t worry you

Got uh 10 more minutes to find stuff here I’ll put bamboo out here screw it here 10 grow that bamboo out here um I got plent dude I have 17 steak stuff dude we could put this in the we don’t need a campfire we can put the fre light

Work light work new reaction yeah absolutely light work new reaction here I’ll put all the food in here or no second chest third chest okay it’s all scrambled that’s fine it’s going to be hard to kill us if they can’t find us that’s our have enough time anything else bro they’re going to

Be crouching where where is my team you guys are gone you guys have no team no Synergy no idiosyncrasies you guys are just out there doing stuff my team’s cooking they’re not even at the house half the time you know what I mean they can’t kill all of them yeah we can I

Absolutely can trust me you know what they say about putting your eggs in one basket yeah yeah if you die I’m probably going to just kick you so you know you’re dead forever yeah cuz well it’s like you’ll just respond back in there’s no point

You know what I mean yo and I got a bow and arrow oh my God you guys are so done yo I’m putting like little castle things on here so we can save some wood I should be using my axe dude where’ that zombie come from

Why did it spawn right there what the f okay whatever man come here uh I’m going to just use the pickaxe it’s fine I don’t want to waste my iron sword there we go dude he had freaking blocks why is there a zombie there is there no

There needs to be a torch right here it doesn’t there do you guys have um here I need to take some of this uh coal I’ll take a little bit I won’t take too much I’ll need to make more torches for you guys I’ll put the iron oh y d we

Got some Chay maxing maxing oh boy it’s going to be a long essay things about things you never even thought there were things all right me we be thinking on occasion on occasion we be thinking sometimes we don’t be thinking that’s what we most of the time I don’t be

Thinking dude Sometimes good sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe [ __ ] oh my God powered up bow let’s go oh sorry language I didn’t try look at you go it’s too late you’ve you’ve already broken the seal what no the seal has been broken twitch is like baned banned that he’ll be

Fine guys fck get be I mean uh twitch loves women why would they ever try to ban them come on now Truth Or Not truth instead of saying false not truth all right let’s put some more torches out here so I could all right chat you got seven more minutes then we’ll start

The war there you go brilant look at this chat our whole Island’s been taken over dude we’re like playing they’re playing they’re barely playing with like freaking Circle blocks and circle hole or [ __ ] square blocks square hole uh flipping but we’re playing SI 6 over here you know we’re actually dominating the

Continent I have a different idea link we put up trade agreements already dude with another Nation how you guys doing we’re doing something yo we got a ladder to go up oh my go I keep stepping the the freaking campfire I got to self-censor myself I’m tired of the

Campfire Tire stepping on it we got two furnes for the love of God like we have two furnes there’s no point here put that one down or put it on top of each other that’s fine and then I’ll put some charcoal in that uh make sure you guys don’t or you

Can build another furnace that’s fine there you go dude we okay we got plenty of food I think we might need a on the food now uh we got rotten flesh in this one I’ll take that wooden pickaxe why not all right who whoever took the iron

Right on you oh yeah smoker good call dude good call I got I put some there that’s right we don’t need to use the furnaces for or well we can use multiple if we wanted to the campfire has been there since the start I know we don’t need it now I removed

It I did it it was me I took it out I took it out of here you’re out of here you gone you’ve done your job you did what you need to do at the time but now it’s over it was me Barry part of the

Fun of tuning into a Vang good stream is the chatting incorrect you’re banned incor loud buzzer yeah block maxing he’s block maxing block maxing bulk maxing on the Block do we even have a lava pit in our backyard who else could say that huh Hawaii you don’t know what I have in my

Backyard dirt gra where is po poo uh I have some chicken but you cannot have any thank you you’re not cuz you’re not on my team see this what happens when you don’t join the vain good team cook food here yep cuz it’s a smoker well we need you

Should have built multiple smokers then cuz that’s what we have we have plenty of food uh I’m putting it all on this chest right here if you need food don’t take too much you don’t need to oh let’s go that’s a that’s a bad dude we even

Have a bed our child Escape you got five minutes chat five minute warning five minute warning chat I need to eat some food I am the leader I got all iron on we’re going to cook them I have 41 arrows I got a bow if you die I’ll I’ll make sure to

Kick you so you know you’re gone I got Meer okay I think I know my team probably not link I can’t I have to I have to really do gorilla Warfare on this one okay sure yeah considering um what’s going on yeah I don’t have a lot of choices I was

Built for Warfare Um uh let’s see I can’t have multiple of them on me there we go look at this chat just cuz we could Flex on them have a double bed there we go I got the food here the food’s in the third chest if you need food third it’s in the third chest also

I got a leather cap in there if you want it probably should build another picka okay need another pickaxe maybe two just in case in case things go wrong thank you camp for that fun fact fun fact Minecraft has blocks what the flip why did anyone tell me that I I was

I thought these were circular I thought curves they got three chests we’re flipped yeah I told you dude you guys are so hooked like come on out come on we’ll take you yeah do we grow in a garden who’s going to be pilfering in the King’s Garden come on uh-oh who

Wants to take a stand huh that’s what I thought leak location yeah come on right now we’ll cook you guys anywhere on the grill all in the stove come on now don’t worry you got you got two more minutes two more minutes the war starts get your food

Ready get ready chap get your armor on I got to grab some food I need some here I got to cook pork chops there you go all the food’s in there t Vin isn’t allowed they’re sticky no you guys are about ready to get wrecked come back to the base grab all

The iron you need start cooking it we got to get ready to go we’re charging in they don’t want to come to us they’re too afraid that was my plan all long that’s what I’m doing right now yes fear fear has corrupted them but we will

Stay pure we will fight to the beaches we’ll fight to the Minecraft blocks and the trees and the jungles taking use of what I have listen chat beware of woles are Avil chat be aware of wolves they may have wolves on their side they may

Have any sort of animal okay like I said there’s foodon wolves hunting parks in Minecraft just hit blocks watch out for the block hit come on Who’s down here Who’s down here what the flip are you doing what are you doing typical jet what are you doing what are you

Doing bro been bro had a secret oh he’s oh he’s cooking okay you okay when you’re done with that bring that upstairs for me please typical jet uh yeah that’s like our 16 iron I think oh I need a shield that’s what I was forgetting I was like hey I got

Everything but something all right chat When The War begins anyone who dies is going to be kicked I’m just chilling I’m having a grand all time I’m telling you that right now it’s already been warned we need to know that those have fallen and it’s daytime too so you got you no Mobs unless they’re wearing armor then they won’t yep come up here typical jet I need some I need iron for a shield or you guys need iron for armor pieces don’t you yeah give them the iron don’t give it to me I don’t need a shield I’ll

Just shoot back all right It’s Time come on war time war time I ran out of fuel you’re good give whatever you want we got to go out there and kill them grab grab all the TR to watch the chickens hey guys um I recommend running war time war

Time wait who needs food who needs food do you need food there you go hold on they’re done with the with the iron oh my good okay what did you give your iron to other people oh that was too good of me come on team Mount up we don’t have

Any horses actually we don’t have any Saddles you have like the little stick head like toy things yo pork chops I don’t need them but who needs pork chops all right hold on let’s go outside who needs pork chops iron there cooking iron so who needs pork chops right there

Want okay do you need food okay hold on there I have two the potion man dude you needed them Jesus here do you need food here I have two mutton there you go do you have swords guys if you don’t have iron swords make co uh Cobblestone

Swords we’re almost done we got to get this iron done typical Jet’s probably going to be all suited up too you could just be my second in command just cuz you have the most armor ah yep Cobblestone swords if you can make a shield if you didn’t already have

Armor let’s get it on like Donkey con let’s go all right uh how much iron is that wait didn’t in there Iron no okay took it all here you go iron sword let’s go whoever wants that iron sword can have it okay we got to find out where they’re

At I don’t know where the coordinates chat tell me their coordinates right now where’s their coordinates none of them no one has died yet I’m impressed cor’s been staying quiet over there like like the boba’s after her I just uh zoned out the Baba Duke’s after her candy

Man almost done with that iron let’s go make whatever you want we’re going to head out we need to find I am gone yeah I open up chat where’s their spawn chat where’s their coordinates where what do you got they’re crouching somewhere look for more it’s war time

Time for war you die you’re gone all right chat you got your food come on we got to get out there I found one of them on my hunts kill them kill the ball oh who did anyone buy oh Jesus let’s not hit me okay let’s not do betrayal that’s no

Good where’s the give me coordinates where are they where are they where’ you where’d you guys go where’s my other team members at why did you got why did you guys divide all I got to do is not die that’s that’s the plan Chris that’s the plan I’m very why’ you guys

Divide you have a shield div uh I do not have a shield oh what wait a minute oh there you two are do you guys have stuff where come back to the bridge Jesus Christ we need to organize here look look okay we’re all here all right yes great great

Let’s Stay Together we’re stronger together you can get yeah give uh I need a shield I need a shield give me that ah thank you let’s go oh yeah you guys are I’m doing what I do best in Minecraft getting absolutely [ __ ] L all okay you

Ready chat don’t of you chats give me the coordinates so we got to go find them I have myate of stupidity I mean you could try to stream snipe me but I’ll be dead by Tom okay remember if you die I got to kick you out cuz it’s like make

Sure you’re not responding in cheating there’s not much going on we got to F yeah if you know the way just lead me then cuz I don’t know where any of them are at you know what I mean come on typical jet come on gety up I got extra food

Just in case oh no we follow typical jet let’s y there’s another person there they are get him get him and that’s one gone and that’s one gone sometimes uh how do you kick someone I forgot how to do it you can just leave little Croy or just leave

Yeah I was just observing CLA you chose the wrong side you Cho no it don’t matter everyone who dies is going to have to leave cuz we don’t want any really right and wrong and more it’s like we’re committing War cribes here the sand knows my blood I

Don’t know why I didn’t say the kick button like there’s no there’s block but I don’t want to do that I just want to remove them from the room stole by egg bro where all right come on Team all right I don’t know how to oh

There there’s Lix boox bye Lix boox have a good one Lix boox you’re Li run have a good one licks there we go good GG Li box whoa what who killed me from well you guys are on your own I can’t leave the world cuz it no I

Can leave the world so it his oh no I can’t leave the world cuz I’m the host fcking wolf killed me kill the wolf go kill all the wolf shout out to that one Wolf by the way my boy my boy I could I okay or

Maybe you can just create a little area for people who just want to oh yeah yeah yeah Claude come to me come to me yeah we’ll go to spawn come here people that died yeah come here Lix boox and Claude where are you guys at either

Leave or go to him yeah yeah yeah or come to my base or something since we all died I didn’t know we got d off one of the most dangerous men in this game yeah wolf killed me screw you guys my team didn’t help it was pretty bad I ain’t gonna lie

That was pretty bad lag that time Li Fox was sitting here swinging out a tree and I wasid yeah I’m having some decent lag but where you guys at are you guys at spawn where the hell are you guys at I don’t see your names I am uh people that died we’ll

Just build a little enclosure I got some wood you’re going to have to find me you got to go find cor someone had to go back in her stream or something you got to find her cordin it’s going to be here forever we’re not going to quit here yeah yeah come here protecting

Our baby come here no you guys go away I I lost I died you guys you guys got to stay away from me yeah you guys need to go fight I died dead go holy [ __ ] it’s a [ __ ] camel oh she’s out in the desert ammo I

Got really excited all right where the freak is lick boox and freaking Claude come here where the hell you guys at we we’re going to BU build a hidey-hole for us how to tame camel do you want you want some bread oh my God okay they’re not they’re not going to

Tell me where it’s already tamed yay camel they’re in the desert I don’t have a saddle why not hey yo back up where you at Claude where you at I’m right here oh my God okay they just so that’s my kill right yeah well I’m out of the

Game congrats but so are you too come to my little hidey-hole or go to my big base whatever works come here where you guys at kill congratulations freaking teammates help we kill the freaking wolf ah all right come on I mean someone avenge you but yeah after I’m dead yeah

Great thanks for the avenging part we didn’t need come on next you served your queen well you will live oh my goodness man camp is in memories what you guys are go to spawn why do I keep telling you Jesus Christ ters ters yay I’m just like having a grand old time in the desert while there’s like a whole Massacre going on yeah on I might music over hold on I have to hop out of the game to you can see it I see it’s going to take them a while to

Get over here Oh my goodness my stream is super what the are you guys doing problem connec the world all right let’s stay in this area that’s fine you guys got a house cool I’m moving in what’s up what’s up don’t what are you doing I’m not stealing anything we’re both out of the

Game I’m giving you wood for freak’s sake God we’re our own subdivision now you’re not team clor but I’m not team dgov it’s just us now we got you know couldn’t figure how couldn’t figure how to kick you gu okay that’s fine team goers that’s fine I’ll just stay at my

House then but no I want to spectate this I want to actually watch what’s going on with my team if it means I’m going to turned to Lawrence of Arabia dude going out the desert little to I can’t tell if you stole anything No I gave you guys stuff you’re not listening

To me at all are what did I say I said you guys have been kicked for the game if I could figure out how to kick people but apparently it’s not working now I may oh no I know why hold on where is it where the freak is

It isn’t it in multiplayer is it in game I have no [ __ ] clue I think you might have to look at players list yeah I did it’s literally right side right this says Mutant Block I don’t want to do that doesn’t change anything it don’t matter it’s not it doesn’t kick up from

The world uhoh uh oh what game crashed oh your game crashed yep oh no wasn’t I the host of the world then the game did not crash for all you guys not yet nice freaking sweet yeah there you have to rep put it on yep I know Jesus who

Would win between a navi Navy SE um who would win Remy or Stuart Little excuse me game crash right on right on fair enough right on for it to be back the game crashed Goof L link is saying tell him Duke didn’t Prevail Duke didn’t Prevail it crashed to K what did I just sayil answer the question bab what question you guys were talking to yourselves did you add me I got to focus on the game right now asked

Um who would win Remy or steuart little I don’t know I think Stuart Little maybe cuz he’s got like a boat a boat he got a boat no we’re on the winning team you guys are camping you guys are making the worst content available St is a

Child okay and children can be Bard available I mean Stuart’s an orphan isn’t he T vade baby I killed your kid your wolf dead not you he’s got nothing to lose uh oh why can I not invite people to the game the [ __ ] just do I have to re put

Everything on again for the love no cordinate stayed what the [ __ ] is this game Oran oh my God I mean I survived longer than did Yeah by camping if I I could have done the same thing I didn’t Camp I was doing the opposite of camping no you aren’t

You’re camping in the desert are you not no I was walk I was running through it so you’re running away which is worse than camp tactical Retreat cowardice is all the same foring you guys to come to me okay and who who lives to tell the tell the

Got chomped on or the [ __ ] in the [ __ ] desert with a camel right good content all right hold on let me scroll up sorry all right we gotta why can I not fight you guys you know what what the [ __ ] did I what this crap did I have to do excuse me

I didn’t change anything what thees you’re right link Remy would sweep I was what I change did I change a single thing while doing this I don’t need to enable cheats cuz that’s not going to change whether or not you could be invited I mean I my mission won because

I survived that was my mission I realiz a situation we were in and I made a tactical maneuver and we survived and I survived because of it some of us died that was the sacrifice I was willing to make thank you for your deaths guys yeah oh

Man yeah but steuart little can control time what do you mean by that then why are you even asking the if you already know the answer to the question why are you asking me if I know like they’re no they’re debating in my chat if who what

Um I don’t know I don’t know the steuart little or Remy lore why is it saying I’m like on land or something what the hold on your internet’s probably being stinky oh my God for real bro I put the bit rate down for streaming why was it fine

In September and then not dude I had like 20 people on in September didn’t have a single problem then man it’s not let me dies and who tells your story am I’m am I missing something here thank you link please do follow sub if you want cuz you

Can get a free twitch Prime with prime if you have Amazon Prime why not use it on me you can get cool noises yeah sub to chor by the way sub and donate you found the desert village I will claim victory for Lord D how are you still on the

World it’s having connectivity issues I you’re not good it’s not letting me invite players I don’t know if it’s offline is it offline is that why that’s why it has the land symbol what is go oh I got to resign in with Microsoft again yeah and it’s not letting me sign

In man will blesses us with mid ass rapping We Are Everything Jesus Christ I never by the way chat don’t know what happened to the updates for the past two months never or three months I never had this problem in September a time all right typical jet ocean man big

Dumb uh camp at some guy you guys were all in lick and Claw died I have to stay because I’m the host yeah um so that should be good so whereever you guys are at the war is still continuing when Dude starts yelling he sounds like J slat says Chris yeah when I

Start I really got to get into it Navy you you clearly hasn’t seen the Stuart movies you clearly haven’t seen excuse me all right like sad music playing that’s how I it’s like I feel like cuz how the hell is this person even allowed to connect when they’re offline they have the same

Exact SYM I don’t know like how the how are you here you know what I mean like how do you set the world oh no cuz I put friends of friends on here that’s why war war never changes war war never changes so I travel again for something

Okay I put the music back on but I can’t get out of the Minecraft window or kick me out of the game again L get out of the game well if you’re just going to look after the chicken then that’s okay I suppose M yeah don’t kill anyone why are

You attacking at me oh it’s a zombie what Wester plate what’s up bro well I guess you can okay thanks bro he was going to kill me any you killed by a zombie no West pl’s right here go I mean it wouldn’t do anything he’s already out for the count not Wester

Plate Wester plate didn’t I mean you you’re already out for the count right so go fight like you’re wasting time with me is what I’m saying we don’t have resources here dude that’s what I’m trying to tell you D SE says I need to clarify I’m joking with

The [ __ ] you use more pose law every time can’t tell through text alone I live in quiet there you can take yeah take care of the base for me why don’t you do it Wester plate look at that you like that Western plate see this is what we designed a little

Castle we we were going someone was pilling in the King’s Garden over there what do you think I mean I’m obviously not going to hit you or do it it fun thanks man than think pretty good amount of time huh we had good Synergy uh irony says could you tell

Vain that typical jent needs a re y I got it I already had it coming Meer okay Meer come kill them anytime you want to fight you know we can’t just do we okay anytime now can you send an invite please were you here before yeah you were pretty sure yeah I

Think I saw typical in Europe there only three people died yeah Wester plate now you can roll the fort now you can do it all right great content guys you need one again typical J needs another one end is killing him dude we’re going to die to

All the freaking mobs yeah I sent I already sent another one ah let me I’m going to take care of this little block here remove that there we go there you go I guess Wester plates now ruling the fort I going take care of this wood oh I

Can get my stuff back thank you thanks yeah yeah go go go yeah let me here let me be the cameraman let’s go let’s go oh no wait I don’t want to stand Too Close cuz I’ll influence the mobs yep so I’ll watch from here uhoh uhoh Myers about ready to get

Cooked uhoh yep all right uh oh kill wester play he’s right there ocean man turn around all right Myer it’s okay it’s okay buddy we can go back to digging it’s okay man here we can go back to D it’s okay oh let’s go oh no

That’s not good no that’s bad oh Jesus camp Oh for F we’re going to get cooked by one person cuz you guys oh God ah why am I even doing that one by one here have some wood you can build the base higher if you want never mind my bad what are you

Talking about you’re good my team got cooked we’re down to one person and it’s ocean man yeah you guys ocean man take me by the hand give me to the land almost kill that’s fine fire go ahead I’m not against it what the I’m not even in the game I

Just ifite I can’t we’re at the [ __ ] player limit again can I set it without need to turn cheats on no I got to turn cheats on hold on may I come back fine well if FX is here you guys could just jump in that’s

The problem ah all right I got to go back to the game hold on I got to put cheats on a set max player limit cuz ocean men’s having a hard problem joining and they didn’t die yet that worked right oh what’s up we are fans of wans called

Wieners like what what the flip what’s up who else on team ban uh you bro you came and bro you came over here broke the house and then left are you not on my team what the [ __ ] maybe he’s just doing it for funsies what the fck the truce

Man this is sad our base is looking good though going have to get my revenge someday well while this has happened I’m just going to I’m lost yeah you you stay where well okay if you’re still moving I’m going to buy you stuff already get that going on now well yeah

I’m going to buy a lethal company one oh yeah that one I haven’t decided on the other two yet right right you got got plenty of choices CU I’m thinking with my brain cells pick it up right now uh the purchase as gift oh I just got DCd

There you go right here bam recipient first name dude uh uh let’s see what what Chad what should I gift message Corb well what should I say is my gift message for Corb you that’s that’s incoherent Babble I don’t want that I want something that you guys will tell

Me but she’s not paying attention to oh what dude everyone got kicked again what the yeah I got kicked I had to rejoin I got you yeah you guys could just rejoin you don’t need an invite if we’re already friends I think right yeah friend no friends are friends

So if they’re friends of yours that can join yeah okay you guys aren’t coming up with anything funny so I would donate money for you to play the still alive inst no response it seems unfortunate okay uh W you’re wait I got to put my

Signature dude can I just put Duke as my signature if you Want there we go a gift for chorus there you go wowe should yeah if you got it already it should be there I got to G I wonder what this for thank you Mr du you’re very welcome I won you you’ve heard it guys I won’t she won did you hear that

Put Duke pays Duke pays oh Duke always pays on time Always Pays His Debs another day another Drifter another The Gambler walks again I’m going to make the Bridge a little fancy hi what’s up I’m playing Minecraft right now I’m competing against this person on Twitch called chorus follow

Them there at twitch.tv/ chorus support the go follow on ttch bits you ruin I’m supporting you no go to you first what are you guys doing some guy go fight or wait are you on my team me whose team are you on you were on my

Team and you weren’t on my team you never clarified man like what the flip just a free agent maybe they just want to watch the world bur agent wow that’s not a bad idea actually maybe not now maybe later we’re so you could pay a like mercenary I like that idea maybe

You could pop over with your magical teleportation powers and see what I’m up to where are team vade I need to kill them ocean man is the one you got to kill he been on Team or yeah well what you guys didn’t know is he came up to

Our house start breaking it in the middle of yeah that’s that’s what I was talking about like I said right on stream why are you breaking the house oh what the [ __ ] like what the f dude he’s coming here you’re good I’m just saying he’s literally oh at this corner of the house

Go like breaking it down I’m like what are you doing dude uh maybe he just needed some wood ocean ocean man’s not down there if you’re down there in that hole maybe needed some wood yeah so you stole resources and came back during the truth

[ __ ] you I’m going have to sens say I didn’t direct him to do that I just want to let you know right I’m not saying you did There’s ocean man there’s our there’s our guy typical jet get in there cuz Meer and I Meer um camp and I

Are all dead Ocean’s probably the last one I’m scared to respawn oh yeah he died okay GG great GG what happened that’s it it’s over oh I won no wait no yeah typical jet died too didn’t they I done that you check the check logs

Wester PL well I can’t cuz we left the world I’d have to check on stream typical J die before it lagged no yes yeah absolutely did yeah that’s that’s GG what the [ __ ] I didn’t have a chance found sad it’s kind of hard bro took all my

Iron H what a what a game great job guys yay I did it I used tactical man chat we got cooked by some who didn’t even come to the Battlefield dude what’s wrong with you guys tal maneuvering wrong with you guys tactical I whack two people and you guys get

Zero what the man well the well wester play you can claim this base is yours now yeah you could no no no put it in the base I mean I’m going to stand here and take it but I think we did yeah blow you can blow up our base quid West

You’re not honorable there was no honor in this battle I spre us because I knew that we wouldn’t be able to win head on I wasn’t just going to go considering causing you but I realize if I get out then no one’s going to be able to direct whoever’s

Left so to speak oh my goodness rather I don’t I didn’t trust my other teammates to be able to Minecraft properly therefore scad so I’d have more of a chance and I let them also scaddle so while you guys are hunting after them there would always be a chance that you

Guys would die or they would take out you all right thin out your numbers and I already B away out of the battlefield so you’d have to come after me then even a higher chance have en counter mob which also means you would also die right so who’s ocean man you’re banned

From ever being on my team Meer you’re banned from ever being on my team Camp you’re banned from ever being on my team typical jet you’re banned from ever being on my team despite putting if we did you and me against a ton of chat members we would lose it wouldn’t even

Would we lose yeah what do I think what what you guys think dude they’ have if I put the like if we do the same numbers we had when we were doing for the ender dragon or the End Dragon it’ be like 10 V2 like they would be getting resources

Like maybe not even five times faster maybe even more okay I would smoke you this is [ __ ] man I got smoked by a wolf cuz I had two hearts like come on man I was cooking I was cooking and then the team just died as soon as I died no

Cohesion no battle strategy dude I’m more like Alexander the Lakes than going battle excuse me it’s so over dude we we lost we l who who needs a bad spawn when we don’t we don’t deserve this throw it in the lava throw it in the lava had I’m sorry power free bow

Though how power you know I’m a woman and I’m in the kitchen and I’m [ __ ] cooking housewife allegations is not beaten not beaten dear d w best wishes du thanks man I want to think no like that’s what you put in your steam message oh yeah you said you said

Dke yeah it said name oh yeah but it said put the recipient’s name name of recip it’s it’s a gift to me to you I gift myself and then I gift it to you so it feels second hand fair enough wait minut they have crawling on your body in this

Game I just spawned underneath the tree how the did I do that it’s not crawling it’s kind of like swimming cuz you just go swimming animation oh okay I thought that was crawling guys stop sucking please dude come on man team embarrassment embarrassing freaking come out embarrassing okay that’s all I got

To say to you guys Dude That’s it man dude not only did I triple down and lose I lost the freaking War man dude I got to be like Napoleon okay I’m going to get exiled and then I’m going to have to come back and start winning again okay

I need to come back and start winning this is a good competition though I want to thank you CL for allowing this to happen oh thank you for allowing me to be on here and be a goober yeah it was your stream too you allow me what the

We’re both doing a stream you know what I mean we’re both using our brains right I hope both everyone both of us I hope everyone had a good time doing it I hope everyone follows clb at twitch.tv/ chorus if you please if you enjoyed it you know what I mean there’s good stuff

I think you got paid good for this so did I yes uh cuz you just can’t stop gambling yeah that’s worth it had a good time it was in the name of content fun and banning everyone off my team I should have just went solo and I would

Have done more work what’s wrong with you some guy what what huh I know what your shenanigans you were up to I should have banned you you should have been don’t put me in a cobblestone prison I deserve payment for no oh yeah just let it go just I had the

Last laugh hahaa all right I guess I’ll end the stream I done the stream say goodbye C all right I think I’ll keep streaming oh what do you want to stream are you going to stream cahoot stuff all right I’ll leave I might to cahoot yeah

So if you want to join in you can yeah actually well I want you to tell me on stream what games you want we can discuss that while you play caho um I’m thinking I’m going to close up U Minecraft help let’s see all right chat bye downloading this bye thank you for

Donating everyone bye bye bye a good chat bye bye-bye all right