Minecraft Skyblock, But It’s Ultra Hardcore – Episode 1

What’s going on everyone we are back some skyblock action it has been a while hasn’t it skis it has we haven’t done this with squibblock this is squidward it’s a new skyblock it’s 1.18 minecraft and we call it skyblock now [Laughter] we got uh let’s i mean obviously we got

Some different things going on here now right uh this is uh this is crazy man because we share hearts so if i were to fall off right here it would kill you too right that’s true don’t fall off like that dude don’t fall oh you’re walking the edge already you’re making me nervous

My hearts are your hearts and your hearts and my hearts don’t don’t get hurt don’t fall off also just to use to make things even better you know it’s hardcore as you can see and also it’s ultra hardcore we’re not going to regen the hearts nope

Oh man but it’s not like megan scared because we actually we can make golden apples we can make armor we can do all that stuff yeah no no rules against reed jenning and stuff like we do in our other series making it scared if you watch that um yeah so yeah we’re gonna

Have to work to get some golden apples and stuff i’m sure yeah but it is regular sky block which means here we are day one yep yep we gotta we got a book you know what we gotta do dude uh-huh we got we gotta make a generator we’re gonna make you cobblestone

Generator yeah yeah it’s skyblock there’s a book let me read this book real quick let me see what it says hey thanks for the flower dude you’re welcome it says skyblock117 they didn’t update the book we’re actually in minecraft 118. there we go i updated it for them

It seems that you have taken the challenge of the skyblock map i wish you the very best just remember to take a break and sometimes you need a mince oh yeah we should we can get to the dragon on this dude keep an eye on recipes as

New ones will unlock as you progress i.e seagrass ooh okay so it’s gonna have a bit of a tech tree to it i think mob drops you will need on your journey and the use of game mechanics is highly advised okay and this has a bastion remnant stronghold witch hut lush cave

Ooh lush cave that’s gonna be new woodland mansion jungle temple pyramid ocean monument pillager outpost crimson forest basalt delta warped forest nether fortress and more all right they’re not messing around dude no they’re not defined obsidian search for the swamp oh there’s hints it says search for the swamp there’s 20

Pages should i go to the end [Laughter] when you’re filling up to it to oh to free in the end go to page 20. we’re not gonna do that today i’m gonna i’m just gonna put that back what are you doing man it’s time thank you man

You’re making a thing yeah but i don’t want to do it wrong remember the time you did it wrong it was great i never did it wrong what are you talking about you got oh we shouldn’t do it right next to the tree though would it catch this tree on fire um

Yeah you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right okay so let’s do that let’s do this dude let’s let’s get ourselves some of the yum yums and uh and then let’s let’s build this i don’t you know what i mean we got to feel good i don’t like where we’re at

Right now yeah yeah let’s take these walks don’t lose any dirt they’re really important right now right tell me what to do no i know one two how far down does this go oh oh it’s only three deep dude you went too far that’s too far i thought we had

Four okay and we got it remember dude we got to put wood underneath it where we’re going to be hitting don’t you think oh we got to build out we got to build something out so i’m going to get it i’m going to can i get this

We’ll do some cobble let’s do this go ahead and uh put the water in uh i think i think the water goes right there i remember right it’s been a while man no we haven’t done this in like over a year dude here we go dude and lava there and

That should be a thing yeah you did it cobblestone general why’d you take it back because i want to put wood underneath this cobblestone do you have wood no oh okay all right yeah we can uh we can cut down a little bit of this tree i’m a little nervous i

Got a couple dirt blocks though boom i believe in you dude i’m going to go down a step i’ll lose the dirt super important not to lose oh sky block is so scary i know man okay one of us falls it’s season over dude right it’s going to be a lot of shifting

Oh we almost lost that i’m just trying to build down just to make sure we don’t lose any of this tree we’re gonna have a piece of wood yeah let’s let’s get that going and we need to pick straight away okay first one crafting table okay yep pop pop

Okay you got to do with the noises otherwise it doesn’t count okay there you go next one piss sticks okay sticks in place right sticks okay and then you want a pickaxe right so you can get some cobble yep we need one more it’s night time already

Skids how’s it going nighttime so quick we just started that was close all right it did happen fast all right here you go wood pick now you can get some cobble from the cobble generator big i’m a bobber all right let’s do it and then we can use that for

All the other stuff like building out this platform that sounds good all right let’s get ourselves some cobble slabs and then we’ll build out a little platform around this tree because when we punch this wood out it’s going to start decaying the leaves and we don’t

Want any saplings to fall in the void right i can’t get it don’t you don’t die whoa look out here okay just checking one more and we watch out for fire dude that could totally spread hey homie how much wood do you have do you have any more

I i do i have a little bit more what do you need well i have three cobblestone we can make an actual pick but i also need i need at least one plank just to put underneath this cobblestone okay well how come you want to put the plank under the cobblestone don’t

Understand because when we go fast i don’t want to be worried about chopping up you’re not gonna be too fast with that wooden pickaxe i’ll tell you that all right watch out because fire will spread out into this grass i think we should actually get some slabs and cover

This up so it doesn’t burn that would probably be good yeah careful all right um yeah cobble let’s upgrade our picks whoa oh dude hard drop there my hard drive do it did you get wood why not not yet all right so how about this how about

This let’s go to town let’s get this done and let’s make ourselves a platform just so we feel a little bit safer exactly man i want to build out a little bit so we can get these these leaves see if we can get more saplings going yeah

And also let’s take them for all right let’s do it let’s let’s get this done i’m drowning dude don’t do it don’t even lose a heart and leather boots your arms looking pretty buff there skis uh that was a pre-existing condition doubled up they got so big these sleeves just ripped right off

Right that’s because you’ve been going to town on that cobblestone generator like a boss and uh and it helps look at this our little tiny island’s got a little bit of room to breathe i’m doing it dude i’m doing it do we get to continue playing in the sky

Block world or do we have to start over time will tell as in all these leaves we’re going to punch him out we’re going to let him say that don’t say that dude well you know how it goes if we don’t get at least one sapling back it’s over that’s it that’s

The end of the world that makes it happen slower oh don’t you spread lies minecraft lies i know it doesn’t matter but it makes me feel better when it’s natural we can okay i’ll just stare at it i’m going to stare stop punching i know you said it you said it doesn’t

Matter you punched half the tree we got zero saplings let’s find there’s one dude i see it there goes okay we’re good and it was natural dude it was a natural one yeah it would make you feel better if we let them decay on their own

And then everybody can say i told you so No i don’t know i still don’t really know you know you know you to know what dude i don’t think i’ve ever broken leaves and a sapling came out of the one i broke there i said it oh you’re spreading spreading lies there’s scissors i’m saying i’ve never done

Actually no i actually said i don’t think i’ve ever done that that is an absolute truth i just did it that’s my first time ever dude there you go a wise man once said nothing ever happened until it happened for the first time right that’s me i

Made that line you’re the wise man i am the wise man would a wise man do this dude oh you get away get away get away all right man all right we are good so let’s go ahead and we’ll take some of this dirt down we’ll

Plant a tree kind of out here out of the way so it grows oh two saplings very nice okay i’m gonna put one away just for now and uh let’s plant another tree actually yeah we’ll plant to both why not why keep one and uh started growing some crops as well gotta feel

We’re gonna get hungry pretty soon and we’re gonna need some food so i got some seeds down and some some beet roots apparently look in there apparently i put more cobble in there dude looking like a bus all right well we’ll continue i’ll keep expanding the island we’ll get the tree planted

And here we go man journey continues dibble dab i’ve been working on this and we got tons of the cobbly goodness oh look at man look at this looking pretty big yeah i got we can we can have a dance party up here and i don’t have to worry about falling off

The island maybe we should get a fence though for safety yeah but it’s speaking of doing things safely i’m gonna go ahead and venture out uh into the void i’m gonna oh i’m gonna go find another island dude which way you want me to go homie oh i don’t know man

Your guess is as good as mine i have no idea what’s out there we do know because we read in the book that there’s other stuff right we just have to venture out and find it and you got a bit of cobble like look at this we’re being smart though with the

Half slabs look at it yeah bro i have i’m holding on the bottom i’m holding six stacks of the half slabs so oh that’ll do that’ll do that so i’m going this way and ah please don’t fall in the void dude if i do you’re gonna die too hold shift shift please okay

Here we go i go straight back i know you go diagonally i hate that i go straight back you do it nice and safe the slow way oh my god oh my pinkie’s starting to shake dude dude i already see something what don’t worry you’re coming don’t think

About it don’t think about it don’t think about it just don’t look down and don’t look up and don’t look at me and don’t look at anything but what you’re doing okay listen dude if i fall i need you to do like the you know like in the movies jump for me

And reach down and grab my wrist and i look up at you and you look down at me and you’re like i’m never gonna let you go and i’m like don’t let go man and then i start to slip and then you’re gonna fall too and i’m like let me go

And you’re like no that’s what i need to happen can you do that for me oh okay but we share hearts if one of us dies we both die so i’m just going to jump down after you that’ll be it we’ll just travel into the void together which is now

A much further way down apparently piggy’s cramping up dude i’m freaking out my hands are sweating and i’m not even the one hanging my toes over the ledge oh my gosh there’s some good stuff behind you though oh my god can’t wait till you get there how much coffee you got left i’ve

Got plenty never mind focus i don’t want you to fall yeah here let me just focus just focus oh my pinky’s killing me i know i should put on the toggle but i want to do that plus the time you know what you want to know why i don’t mess you up that’s

Going to mess you up if you’re not using i don’t trust the toggle dude you don’t trust me did i trust my pinky over bill gates code in minecraft i have to stop and re-pinky i can’t even to provide live maps you think i’m going to trust him with uh toggle and

Crouch toggle i don’t think so no probably not i’ve been asking him to make a baby enderman called the skizz for some time now has he done it can’t believe he hasn’t done it what is he possibly doing he’s she’s got nothing else to do i know dude

He’s too busy rolling in all of his hundred dollar bills i look jealous am i what’s happening am i close or what yeah i’m not close no you got like 30 blocks still probably oh that’s not bad that’s not bad we’re gonna get there that was a rough estimate you like to go

Okay just checking to make sure that when you get there there’s gonna be um remember the divine death the what remember the the vine death no where where you got to the end of this and started going up vines yeah tell me be my own dude yeah your about was five blocks but

There’s no vines okay you know okay you’re gonna stop stop come forward turn around see what you’re dealing with can you come on no you’re coming at me bro stop stop all right see we’ve got a jungle baby welcome to the checkout oh my goodness we got a bill tree

We got coke bean stuff and there’s some junk leaves that was good dude i’m very proud of you right now dude i really enjoyed that all right let me yeah build up a little more i’ll be happy oops oh popey and i didn’t bring a pickaxe

Did you have a pickaxe no i didn’t i’m such a dumbing dude i didn’t mean to do that uh i want to make sure that we get the saps oh are we are we going for this tree already are we just over here to look

Well i want to make it sit up watermelon dude oh nice oh dude let’s grab that and bring it back i just realized something very bad dude can’t wait to hear it i’m gonna go now because when we get back to the island it’s gonna be dark

You need to stay here for mob prevention and i’ll go to the island all right i’m out okay i’m out go what just running i want to see you jumping jump as food’s not something we have a lot of skis oh man all right i’m jumping

I’m jumping there could be mobs on the island dude be careful dude there we go we done we don’t have coal you got to hurry up dude we’re in barnes we’re going to make coal we got to make coal there’s no mobs please no mobs if there’s a sky block dude you can’t

Mess around with this stuff dude i made it i made it okay there’s no mobs that was good thinking though that’s good thinking we could have wow all right i’m gonna make some i’m gonna make some charcoal dude we’re getting torches that was that was risky

You don’t just have the song in my head you have the way you sang it in my head you know what i mean now i just want to leave Now i want to listen to the actual i love gnr dude mm-hmm me too okay i’m gonna build this out here hold on my pinky hurts dude oh man i’m glad i glad i thought to come back otherwise we would be stuck there for like a whole night yeah

Cartman g r that’s what that sounds like yeah you know what i think dude [Laughter] oh my god you know you know what i think would be neat dude is if if i fell if there was some sort of clutch move that you could make

To save us both oh from like in the void yeah like like you have to jump into a cauldron of water or something you know what i mean and then instead of oh i heard that doesn’t work i heard like if you jump into if you actually pull it off which would be

Amazing first of all because you know how hard it is just to get in a cauldron right yeah so if you actually pull it off it doesn’t even work it wouldn’t save you no no no stinks i’m talking about r um excuse me i’m talking about our version in the void yeah yeah

I’m talking about like if i i’m like dude i fell and then if you jump into a cauldron it saves us both you know what i mean oh yeah yeah bro i’m climbing this tree homie yeah oh i’m getting reckless dibbled up i’m if you if i rem if memory

Serves these things don’t really like to drop saplings so uh i built the giant platform here oh nice okay the capture i do you’re gonna cut this down you’re gonna see if we can get a jungle sapling today yes i’m gonna cut the whole thing down like a boss

Okay did you you brought me axes i did that’s a lot of trees so i i brought you two actually yeah this is a lot of trees so here so here’s what i’m gonna do i’m gonna do my my spiral move this is the patented spiral choppy chunks

It’s not mine i get it but i’m really good at it i’m gonna get this watermelon dude you know what i should almost do i’m gonna eat it i’m just kidding i’m gonna go plant it am i am i being too cautious i should just take these vines all the way to the

Top man but i’m gonna do it this way okay i’m just afraid you’re gonna like catch the vine and fall down i can’t watch well can you pick up the cocos yeah yeah i’ll stay down here i’m gonna be like your little roomba down here skirting around the base of the tree

Picking up all your your tree droppings how’s that sound okay well let me ask you is one of my daughter’s socks did you stuck inside you and it broke because i used to have a roomba and my family including my pets were like no we don’t like that thing that thing will be

Broken within days yeah i i wouldn’t i wouldn’t know i mean i didn’t get a stuck a sock stuck in me because i came across a piece of black on the rug and i thought it was gonna make me fall off the edge so i stopped and i haven’t moved in days actually

Worst i never love the roomba dude what is this there’s a there’s a there’s a barrel up here dude there is yes look at it what what’s it say it says schizophrenic is handsome oh i don’t think so it doesn’t and dude you know what it says it says no obsidian here

And it says i think mycelium is also purple uh that’s what it says that’s interesting that’s some kind of clue okay okay i’m gonna say no obsidian here that’s a good point how do we get obsidian to go to the nether i love this is really hey i’m

Gonna throw this book down in case he wants it okay careful you’re really strong did you talk i kind of follow my roomba path it’s pre-programmed [Laughter] you know what though those roomba you know you know that they like map out they like memorize their stuff yeah yeah

They go around and they like they bump into the walls and then remember oh there’s a wall here and they and then they try not to hit it again right it could be argued that a roomba has better memory than a skis i still bump into one

Could it be argued or is that just a fact opportunity lost you could have made me feel good about myself but you did what you do all right hold on i gotta get this some of these are way out here you want to keep recording in case you fall i’m not gonna fall

Okay can you pick them up yeah i mean i got five minutes right yeah i just figured like the more movement the more hungry i’d get i don’t want to get hungry oh i’m gonna plant a torch here too okay okay oh boy i’m not gonna be able to up

I think oh man it really goes it goes out there yeah are you gonna be able to get ooh do the string and stuff too are you gonna be able to go out far enough to get all the wood oh you did okay i think

I did i think i got it yeah okay so far i’ve got zero saplings this is not going well no wait but that’s wood okay oh you see a sapling though i got coco obviously it’s important yeah we got cocoa beans we’ll plant those we can make cookies that’s

Right are we going to eat cookies is that our is that our food i love chocolate here we go name this everybody i love chocolate but i can’t eat it because i’ll get fat [Laughter] you know what that’s froggy i don’t know that one before yeah it’s so good it’s so funny

There’s a chance i needed you to bring three x’s oh it’s just a lot of leaves are you kidding me dude i’m almost done there we go i’m starting the second one and i’m not at the top i mean getting close you’re getting close yeah plus captioning not

We’re good i available the good news is not a single sampling has fallen yet yeah it’s ridiculous and we need four of them yeah dude why why are jungle trees so obnoxious how are you guys a threat to george i guess we won’t be building our base out of jungle wood

That’s not cool man oh now i come down let me make sure i didn’t leave any though i see a sapling dude yeah yeah yeah one i’m gonna i’m gonna chop this down and it’s gonna fall down here comes okay catch it yes okay that’s one actually two there’s

Two there we go baby okay okay now we’re talking we’re on a roll all right you always just want to come on when you say that when you go okay because i was here i’m going okay okay okay all right i’m coming down dude you should probably come down as fast as you

Can because phantoms oh my gosh what dipped up that’s i’m gonna get eaten by a phantom can you make a roof for me to go in or something i’m watching we’ll see if any phantoms happen there should be a roof should be a roof here leave leave uh the

Bottom base for so we have vines when we actually get iron yeah okay okay okay and now we wait uh come down even lower oh yeah yeah okay okay so come on you might want to actually crouch do you you see this oh man look horizon i’m going down here dude because we’re

Yeah right hey three it just appeared in my inventory i didn’t even see it fall it’s magic right all right all right all right do you see string up there dude there is some string up there that’s going to be there forever and ever i’m just now We can make beds out of it you think there’s enough for that i don’t it’s a dumb idea sorry one two three we’re gonna have to come back dude with some dirt only a few left i know yeah are you doing crazy looking at the with it through the rain and stuff

Okay here this is this is the lucky one right here i’m looking at it dude pick one and that’s your lucky one it’s like we’re traveling through space and the stars are blue we’re about to run into leaves oh stopped raining it’s not raining dude we’re we’ve reached our destination skis

Disengage light speed or warp speed whatever light speed which travel at the speed of light we’re gonna go ludicrous speed uh-oh oh no oh my chicken haunches are doing a little shaky shake oh my lucky leaf didn’t drop it then there was three we’re really just this is our lives now we’re just

Staring at three leaves left to decay and as long as we’re crouching you think we’re good from phantoms then i think so i mean it has everything to do with like the horizon health we should really oh boy we’re down to two dude come on that’s not cool man

One of these two need to drop a sapling they’re wearing barney i don’t know why but i just know that this is somehow bill gates’s fault their names apparently promise of minimum four saplings apparently staring at leaves decaying makes you hungry because my my haunches are starting to shake too didn’t one

Happen to come over here oh no last one dude what’s gonna happen look at that look at the way that looks right against the the moon dude all up to you buddy it’s amazing look at that it’s emotional come on baby come on all up to you hello to you to you

It’s all up to you that could be that could be the case dude there you go nothing we waited like 20 minutes for nothing excuse we have three of these i guess we could grow three single ones and just hope for the best instead of a big one oh that’s all we

Can do and then and then if that doesn’t work then we’ll have to hope for a wandering trader to come by but um so we don’t want to grow them next to each other no we’ll spread them out so it’s got a nice big canopy and we’ll just hope for

The best but you did notice there’s all that string up there he had a big brain big brain idea about collecting that and turning it into wool and then turning the wool into a bed and then if we sleep into bed for even a second we don’t worry about these phantoms right

Well yeah but this string is way i don’t have to build a big giant platform or no you know what like just go up with um you want me to do a dude with cobble dude yeah but you didn’t bring a pickaxe did you no why would i exactly but i don’t have

Enough cobble anyways i gotta go back anyways okay all right i got a little cobble on me but i don’t have a pickaxe so yeah let’s go back to the island hey that looks like fun it is fun dude we got ourselves oh jump under that event now here’s here’s the thing though

There’s only enough string we’re going to have to close the up to each other have to share it oh so we won’t be sleeping through the night yet but at least if we dip into bed we can prevent the phantoms from from spawning that would that’s a

Good idea okay that’s the thing oh well done dude well done um i’m working here i’m working i’m collecting more saplings look at this dude you mentioned you were getting getting hungry right i got an apple they say apple day and then i move the cobblestone generator over here and i’m

Gonna start to uh i’m gonna start to make a little farm okay we got to get some animals spotted because i don’t want to die from starvation and you got to move it where are you going to move it to where are you going to do i don’t know i guess i’m

Just going to go off that way i just need to grab all these blocks let me give you this take the i got seven dirt blocks oh nice thank you all right so you can move this grass over get us some yum and then by the way look

I i noticed here come come come over here no cheese i notice where are we going what do i don’t have to go back do i no no no just wait you notice look look the water’s dripping down look at the glow squid i feel bad for them dude they spawn and

They die oh they just go they’re just going they just oh bye that’s terrible yeah i put in the water for the cobblestone generator and i just let it flow down and that might save us if one of us falls off the thing maybe we can float

Over and catch ourselves in the water stream i’m not sure if you’re like i’m super pro maybe no don’t try it don’t try it we’re finally getting things settled here you know yeah oh oh there we go all right you bet oh man isn’t this peaceful just hanging out fishing

Trying to get some good stuff yeah would you just get what do i have obviously you just got junk because you’re you’re mumbling about something i got a tripwire hook and two puffer fish oh man now we made a pretty good sized tank here you got a second thing of

Water from the swamp that you found over there that was awesome so you brought that back and now we have infinite water source so we made this big old dunk tank so you could fish that’s what it is too it’s a dunk tank it’s amazing oh another dreamwork

That’s all you’re getting is don’t get out of there hearts don’t regen if you drown get out of the town oh my gosh why did why did i choose to share hearts with somebody like this oh man okay so i guess the secret is man

You got to try to hit the center spot like dead on there you go like that dude i’m a master hopefully we can get some good stuff all right so you’re fishing i’m over there spreading i’m trying to spread the grass all the way down there

We got to get the grass kind of out of this area right here because no mobs will spawn on that so i’m going to bring it down there far enough oop that was something edible i was i saw that it’s a rock hot dude nice okay

We need food food has been a struggle so far so all right man you keep fishing and i’m gonna keep gardening and this place is coming along dibble up i’m back in the swamp where i grabbed that water and i didn’t even notice how many but

There’s a barrel down here and it’s got a book and quill in it dude really it does another secret it says looking for obsidian and it says it’s next to drip leaf try the jungle we are at the jungle wait what yeah it’s near wait is it

Looking for a cauldron maybe try the witch’s lair oh like these i really like this okay so there’s even more parts of the map past the islands that we’ve found is what it sounds like but i need i’m gonna go back to the jungle dude i think that there must be a

Barrel like so the barrel i found in the jungle was in the tree i think there might be a barrel like underneath the gear you think so i think so because this one was underneath dude okay all right we’ll take a look and i love it all right

Coming back you have a new tree there hey it’s a jungle tree um here we go again so we didn’t get enough to get the big trees so we’re going to have to rely on these small ones to produce the saplings so i think you’re supposed to hit it with a

Book and then hit it with the book i’m going to let it i’m going to let it despawn naturally and just hang out and hope for the best all right are you sure dude i’m sure i’m just gonna be patient with it so we’ll find out how many words it just happened dude

What it just happened there’s two of them or is this another you clean up your mess you’re making me look stupid all right don’t sleep for yourself bro dibble dump it’s raining and i’m scared it’s more than raining dude i know thundering and easily lightning could strike

You know what it’s some copper dude we need a lightning rod i don’t want to distract me dude every time it glitches it freaks me out oh man all right so i’ve never been struck by lightning i saw that one dude i mean it could happen and with no regen

That would probably be really really bad but is it gonna knock me off my one wide dude it might don’t let that happen to me okay okay i won’t let it i’ll ask i’ll lastly oh geez where was that one dude oh man i don’t know it’s just flashing it’s very scary

You wanna know why i in real life i love thunder and lightning dude i love being humbled by mother nature you know what i mean i love ultra hardcore minecraft maybe not so much [Laughter] oh man okay if lightning strikes your uh yeah what if we get what if we get some

Horses and stuff oh that would be bad i’m not equipped not ready to fight one of the i couldn’t fight off a hummingbird right now dude that’s true i at least have an axe some sort of weapon but aside from that no man we’d be in trouble bro it’s so much lightning

I don’t know man did you see any drip leaf when you were cutting down that tree no but i found another barrel over here dude oh okay are you ready yeah hopefully it’s another clue i’m trying to figure these out book and quill and it says impulse

Is ugly it says hey be sure to try some honey bee with two e’s be sure to try some honey okay i’d like to but there’s no i don’t see a hive here there’s no hive here maybe just a little tip for us that we should try to get a beehive

And then we can have honey okay and the bees can help with our crops growing because they are at the moment pretty slow so do we have to does it have to be a tree in specifically in a birch force biome or can i bring a sapling back and grow it

Back there and and it might we might get i think you can bring it back and just plant a flower next to it all right so i’m going to build a platform around this then i’m going to bring i’m going to get our i’m going to that’s what i’m doing dude i’m getting

Us a sapling birch tree zeppelin nooch all right You