Minecraft Skyblock: Randomized Madness

This is normal Sky Block but this is random Sky Block where every day something surprising will happen so let’s start with chopping down the tree and making a cobblestone generator also I’m playing in hardcore so you know the rules if I die in game I die in real

Life those are the rules Baby Bam and boom now we have everything we need to make narrow Italian roads I want to bridge over to the second island I have I have no idea what’s in the second chest I just got to get a couple more Cobblestone all right almost there and

We got some obsidian a melon and pumpkin seeds so now we can make a nether portal but what I’m more excited about is that I finally have some food thank God you actually believed you fool all right check out this eight IQ move I will place the nether portal here

And now I need to get a plank somehow um okay we have have it and place this plank behind the portal right next to the lava so when the plank catches on fire it will light the portal so smart I’m somewhat of a baby genius as they call me in the

Streets oh there it is let’s see what’s in the nether oh my God what is this for some reason I just expect it to be like a normal nether here to be honest I don’t know why ice sugar cane and some Birch the cast Co special yump yump yump on the day all

Right I planted these bad boys once they grow I will be unstoppable day two go random items rain oh that means I can get any item I want let me sing a little Christmas song my grandpa used to sing to me when I was little I just want to

Increase world hunger D is just one thing I need and I don’t care about the orphan underneath the Christmas table don’t need to live much longer PL C4 on my own head ah grandpa I miss you so much he used to tell me stories about

The time he served in World War II I I I would rather not say which country creeper balls epic I summon you die oh netherite axe okay a command block in a mine cart I didn’t even know this block existed I doubt that I can use this in survival oh there’s a

Diamond sword please give give give wait I have an idea welcome to Ricky’s pawn shop A Notch Apple I could probably sell this at the pawn shop trade it in for some life insurance up to 3 months maybe trade in the conduit for a little Toyota Corolla bedro get a three pack of

Cheetos from Ricky at the pawn shop head I will exchange this for an action of equal value and name down at the pawn shop from Ricky give me more of those balls baby boy that’s a tad bit out of pocket I’m not going to I spend the

Entire day just collecting cool Loot and by the end of the day I was stacked to the teeth I was organizing my balls collection and this happened okay I got everything that I ever wanted oh everything turned to slime blocks nasty and disgusting like sounds like oh and there are random drops as

Well what is that I get bread iron and iron helmets what is that is that a village chest okay what do I get from a birch log a netherite block okay I’mma exchange these oops oop after this something terrible happened something that would change everything wait what

Am I doing why am I making an iron pickaxe I am rich Let’s get a full netherite set actually oh actually oh wait wait a minute hold up breaking news uh it turns out I am disabled oh no what was Dobby thinking oh I’m an idiot oh

Master is going to take away my legs and use it as firewood oh oh no I spent the rest of the day just mining away whatever block I got and then the next day came okay looky look lucky block sky block islands hey yo that looks pretty

Cool there are like 10 of them let’s bridge over and let’s see what we get oh horse tra tranquilizer we got an X Heroes X oh my God that’s crazy wait what is that evil potion are you kidding I have to try this out I got a beacon luckily my entire world stopped

On netherite block so I can just place this wherever I want you know placing these mobs down is probably not the best idea I’m going to do it anyway oh wishing well I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and peaceful holidays May everyone get an Xbox 360 and Uncharted 4

For the PS4 so they can’t even play the game you I got the dragon egg I beat the game end the video bye-bye oh they put me in a Christmas prison for the war crimes I have committed why llama Lisa that’s a pretty clever name oh I I just dropped my

Glasses bouncy castle happy Christmas to all the car mechanics out there Bob oh hell no okay Bob cannot move he’s paralyzed by the bouncy castle thank God Bob got the most busted armor I mean you can’t even get this in the game he has all the protection types wait wait what

That almost killed me are you kidding okay you know what no no more Lucky Blocks it’s just not worth it use the Anvil that almost killed me to repair Bob’s helmet cover me in debris hell yeah all right now I am really strong defeat the

Raid and pull the lever what do you mean what oh what when when did that get here and there’s a Raid inside I guess that’s where we have to go and I need to pull a lever I have I have what lever what I didn’t know is that because this is a

Sky Block map there are no spawnable places for mobs other than inside of the Mansion which has no torches inside I think we should get ready for taking over the Mansion first I’m going to bring the evil potion just in case I will need it I I will need some

Cobblestone to bridge over so I will get some of those my best food source right now is like bread so I will make some golden carrots for that I’m going to need to extract some of the gold from the lucky block islands oh there are Fant oh that’s not good they want my

Bones all right let’s actually go I am ready I will also bring a couple of these Pokemon balls who do I bring who do I bring they’re all kind of useless I’m going to be honest hey Georgie my boy C the spooky music oh man I got to

Be really careful they are going to eat me alive now I just need to find the lever oh I hear so many mobs they’re just everywhere I got to be careful using my shield cuz I can’t even make another one if this one breaks oh this x

Does so much damage it’s so good oh there’s a secret there’s a villager I didn’t even know this secret hallway existed what there are La do I save them though I will grant you the illusion of Freedom look look look at that look look at that look at that cat what is he

Doing oops somebody will have to fix that it ain’t going to be me I have no idea where the lever is so I kind of have to look into every single room there’s an evoke oh I got to kill him before he sends the whole Squad after me

And there they are the little people change my mind the vexes are the most dis disgusting mobs in the entire game what why are there so many of them what even exploded what wait I’ll explode the creeper into the vexes and that killed like two oh my god dog where is this

Evoker he’s just spamming his abilities I can’t even see him he he like keeps attacking me from the wall where is he come here you baldheaded Steve Harvey looking ass Dr Phil looking ass take you to the wrench looking ass oh he has so many little men this is really

Not good good Lord I have finally found the person who is causing me all of this trauma yeah get dead Noble well at least now I have a totem of undying now I just have to defeat the rest of the raid and then I’m all set oh there they are on

The roof hanging out vaping or whatever I’m just going to conveniently kill them from over here oh there’s a ravager can I use this end Crystal though oh I guess you can’t place that here I have really really strong armor ravager you can’t even bruise me okay never mind

I’m going to die oh all right I think this is going to be the last vave you know I I really have no need to but I would feel really bad if I didn’t use the evil potion I kind of want to see the effect of it take this oh oh no I

Hit myself this is not good oh my God look at all those effects all right I I I think I’m going to be Fine one heart oh my God these are the last guys okay we have won the raid now I just got to find the lever and pull it where could it be h h Huh oh there it is all right Scooby let’s see what will happen if I press

The lever oh and everything that I have ever worked for so far is gone what am I going to do now no home no future no more hope to build a family of my own remember the rules I die in game I die die in real life

Goodbye I’m just kidding I didn’t die