I Turned Minecraft Into Solo Leveling
All right. Maybe I should do it. My question is, What does monsters mean? If I kill… Cow-san over there Does that count? Okay. My counter did not change. But I see some buildings over there. Imma check em’ out Oh, yeah, that. There is definitely a dungeon. But what is this one? Oh, this definitely no dungeon. This is a tower. Holy fuck You got so much shit Huh? Tower cleared Plus two levels? Press E and open the status menu? Oh. We got stats we can put points into Just like in the Manhwa I’ll put some points My points into Constitution Get us some more health going. I upgraded my dexterity and intelligence, Deven The fuck is that? Is that a monster? I’m killing it. There we go! These 50 kills are about to be a breeze! What the fuck is that? DARKENA What the fuck is that? HE HAS 531 HEALTH! I dunno but… I’m gonna go check out this Dude, we don’t got time to explore Building on the hill We’ve got to go get these kills! Deven I just entered a dungeon! Huh? Did you enter the dungeon on the hill? Yeah! Now hurry up and help me! Aight, I’m coming up. Coming up. We gotta do it before it turns day, Deven Carl, I’m here! Let’s get all 50 kills! Thirty-one! Deven, we only have 3 minutes left We’re just gonna die I’m running I’m running away The system won’t catch me. Wait, what, huh? What do you mean, you’re running away? It won’t catch me I can’t do this by myself What? What do you mean? The fuck’s it gonna do? Where are you running to? I NEED YOU! Well, you’ll be fine. I got 36 kills. Come on! HUH ? Deven, I see the sun! We only got 20 seconds left ! It’s coming up! Carl, we’re at 46 kills! Let’s kill some bitches! It’s the day, you know, I don’t see anybody, so. Fourty-seven! Three kills away! Deven, it’s day NOOO! Quest Failure Punishment Imminent What does that mean? Huh? Wha- Where the fuck are we at? Ah, what the fuck just hit me? Oh. What the fuck was that? What’s that? What IS that? Aight, Deven. I always knew you had worms! Wha- There’s MULTIPLE! Oh, my Carl Let’s go! Let’s run – What is that one? I told you You should have checked your prostate! Well, let’s keep going I don’t know. Where are we going? I think I found so- There’s a stone thing here I think, I think We’ll be safe in this. The fuck is that? What is that? What the fuck? It looks like its stuck though Yeah. We’ll be fine. It’s Free! We’ll take his shit IT’S FREE! Why would you do that? Go, Car- I see a village this way! OH MY GOD! What is this place!? Go to the village. This place is… This is insane It has a Fucking Cyclops Can’t fight that! We’re still E-RANKED! To take down a Cyclops We have to be at least A-Rank Hunters Here, let’s take all their stuff So we don’t have- Don’t have to deal with food for a while Imma kill their animals And you take their crops! Give me all of this. Are we the villains of this story? The system wouldn’t put us here If we can’t do whatever we want Okay? They’re not real They’re NPCs OH THE CYCLOPS! What the fuck? The Cyclops is boppin’ the Iron Golem! It’s coming! It’s coming after you! RUN We got to go Fucking water crossing. He’s still on us He’s relentless. Holy fuck, Deven! We’ve been running since day time! I know! Our time is almost up Carl Five more minutes and we’ll be fine. The fuck is this hole right here? Let’s go in He can’t get in, sucker I think we’re safe here Carl, my boy Huh? Mymex Dungeon Lo- Locked in until we can Defeat the boss WHAT? Fucking hell, what What do you mean? It’s a dumb ass system, but We’re in the system now Hey, I think I foun- We just have to deal. There’s a way over here, my boy Alright, one more block And we’re in The fu- What is this place? There is no boss… What the fuck is that? Myrmex Queen?! You got this handled, right Deven? What do you mean I got this handled ? Help me OH, I GET A POISON ! HELP ME! This time I won’t leave you I got you. Fuck you. Carl, run for your life! Oh My God There they just keep spawning! Oh that – Oh that poison is no joke Carl, I think we got to kill the Queen first Before we can get out. I hit her! We got this, Carl! I’m blocking your hits, bitch Fuck you, Queen! I’m gonna kill it DO IT CARL! YES! Kill it We did it! Dungeon Conquered! Evolution to C-Rank! Reward Let’s go! We got a reward! It’s called a Grave Master’s Key Uhhh, I dunno What do we do with it? They just gave it to us You shall be returned to where you were. Huh? What do you mean? I’m back in the dungeon! I’m back. Holy fuck. I’m back outside. Thank God. I’m going outside I don’t need to be down here no more I got to give you a stern talking to you. Bad Boy Who the fuck are you talking about? YOU! You left me to die. We needed three kills. But look. That’s it. Just look look up and out, you know? Fuck you. Where are we right now? You’re a prick. I never want to see you again Huh? Yeah, its daily, Carl Did you say daily? I got to stick with you! YOU PIECE OF SHIT Let’s go kill the monsters. I don’t want to go through that hell again! Let’s go. Let’s hurry us up. Deven, we could put some theme music in! I’m putting it in FOURTY! We only got 10 more kills away Until we got our daily quota Oh, my God. My friend, would you perhaps… HOLY FUCK OH FUCK! I fucked with the wrong one Oh my god, he’s got hella HP He’s has 140 HP But he’s killable, he’s killable Oh, we got this I feel if you could kill him We’ll complete our quest I deal So little damage! We almost got em’ We did it! Rewards given I’ve got five more levels, Carl! Oh, we completed our quest Me too! We made it out, my boy Oh, the rewards! Five more levels. That’s what I’m talking about. More? LET’S GO! I feel like maybe we should have completed the first time I don’t know what took you so long Took me so long? To actually kill mobs, though? ME? I wonder what our next quest is…