Minecraft Speedrunner Logic | Cartoon Animation

Speed run speed run speed run yeah speed run wait what are we doing no time vetter ham uh i can’t believe this guy’s become the most interesting part of my day come on come on where is it yes a village You go ahead man i’ll be right there i really gotta lay off the carrots Ah what a beautiful day the cows are mowing the chickens are clucking the squids are Well never mind the squids fact is nothing could ruin a day as wonderful as today ah and look at this a player character surely they’re interested in trading for our wares speed run speed run speed run uh mama’s that sir you’d like to trade five emeralds for a leather cap

It’s a speed runner give me all of your beds quit horsing around iron i need iron yeah yeah take that damn it ah beautiful my work here is done oh and look at the time thanks for the resources everybody Fireball fireball out of my way speed run speed run speed run Sweet i spawned right next to a fortress that’s like winning the lottery only without the money or the fame or well that’s not important world record here i come blair can you slow down for a minute please a minute do you have any idea how long a minute is in minecraft

Yeah it’s 0.83 seconds i don’t have time for your boulder dash vetter ham i’m trying to beat the world record world record for what world’s biggest jerk you just decimated the entire village it’s for a good cause i’m going to beat minecraft with record speed now either help me get some obsidian or

Get out of my way you do realize you haven’t beaten minecraft even at a normal speed right get a loan in the other game doesn’t matter i have a strategy oh nice a lava pit uh player need i remind you the beauty of minecraft is that you can create anything you want

All at your own pace it’s the ultimate construct of the imagination a magical escape from the hardships of real world it’s all about the journey not the destination no i’m going to be the next dream and there’s nothing you can do to stop me the next dream

You know better ham i could really use some pork chops for my fight against the ender dragon you you wouldn’t try me i can’t believe what i’m hearing you’ve allowed speedrunners to twist your mind you’ve become a monster player the very thing you swore to destroy you know creepers and zombies and stuff

You underestimate my power veteran dude don’t try it yeah classic player you cool down yet yeah sorry i guess i got a little bit carried away huh well player as a wise pig once said you gotta oink before you can roll around in the mud what does that even mean baby steps player

We will beat minecraft heck you might even break the speedrun world record but we have to take it one step at a time we well i’m not letting you fight the ender dragon alone thanks pal let’s do this Okay i need some ender pearl stat if this run is gonna be salvageable but the penguins are way over there i got you learn this little doozy from howell tada hop on what now now we set the boat on fire and wait what looks like them duke boys are at it again Huh what do you want pearls please what the heck man baby steps player oh right sorry uh sorry about that fellas my boy and i are just going for a speed run now can you do what you do best and trade for some ender as if pearls help you get them you’re up

Buddy right wait i feel compelled to trade me too ender pearls what else Look at all these pearls you thinking what i’m thinking that we should move to arizona and set up a custom jewelry shop called ham glam jewelry for pigs um no i was gonna say we’ve got enough pearls to start searching for the stronghold oh right we can do your thing that’s cool

Okay i avenger do your thing yeah I see you there it’s shown us the way let’s go Did you ever stop and think that the logic of this game is pretty nuts we don’t have time to stop and think we’re at 6 minutes and 40 seconds ah would you look at that the strongholds this way okay we can make this work you know if all this works out i might

Become the most famous pig of all time aside from peppa of course and miss piggy can’t forget about babe owen porky big the green pigs from angry birds bannon and sure the three little pigs are the ogs but other than all of them i’d be the most famous huh what what happened

Oh good you’re finally awake no no my run it’s totally ruined how could you let me fall asleep better ham relax you only lost a minute or two besides i got us most of the way there why you wait what is it shh do you hear that you’re what

I don’t have ears silverfish they spawn in the end portal room you really did get us there come on buddy cannonball We found it we really found it and we made great time too see what did i tell you all we got to do now is go through the portal and kill the ender dragon quick hand me the eyes of india and let’s do this the uh

The eyes of ender yeah you know the only way to complete the portal and get to the ender dragon you mean those things we had to throw up in the sky to find the stronghold those eyes of under yes well uh funny story so it turns out the

Stronghold was harder to find than i thought it’d be i was a little lost at first but then i remembered how you used the eye to find your way so i just started spamming the crap out of those things and yeah i had to use them all

But uh worked though we’re here player player you